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Nightmare. This must be a dream.

I wouldn't be standing here naked.

I don't know how to thank you for saving my life. Oh, think nothing of it?

Who are you?

I'm so confused. I don't know what I'm doing here. One minute I'm in a real

world, and the next thing I know, I'm here in a make-believe one.

Alice, what makes you think your world is real and ours is imaginary?

What's that?

It's my breast.

What's it for?

Well, someday when I have a baby, it'll have milk in it.

It's pretty.

Nothing.

Now, isn't that better?

I shouldn't be doing this.

Sure you should.

You're all alone out here with just your imagination.

I know.

It isn't nice.

Sure it is.

Who can say it's not nice?

You're nice all over.

There isn't one part of you that's nice and another that isn't.

I guess it is kind of nice.

Sure.

I told you tonight.

Shut.

There.

That's better.

Well, I'm going to go hopping off. Where are you going?

Oh, I don't know. I must be late for somewhere.

TTFN.

TTFN? What does that mean?

Ta-ta for now.

Don't you think you should put that thing away?

Certainly not. I just let it out.

Don't you like it?

Very nice.

The nicest one you've ever seen?

Yes. You may touch it. Oh, I couldn't. I don't see why not.

Well, because it's yours.

I'll share it with you.

Oh, now see what you've done.

I did that?

Well, you certainly don't think I did it.

So smooth.

Of course.

May I touch it again?

You may kiss it.

Oh, oh.

We've got this ting-a-ling.

Buzz off and get your own night, honey. This one's mine.

Oh, I just wanted to help. I know mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Why don't you let the kid help? I don't need any help. Buzz off, love. Come back

some other time.

Can't you see we're busy?

Oh, boy.

Who are you? My name is Alice.

I want her head.

Please, no.

I'm just learning about life. I'm too young to die. Don't cut off my head.

You misunderstand me, doll.

I don't want to cut off your head.

I want you to give me some head.

It's too much.

She must learn to speak only when she has spoken.

She looks a sight.

How did it ever get so good?

Got that way with a lot of practice, my dear.

Can

you

tell me?

Tart.

Delicious.

Pardon me, Mr. Rabbit, but would you care to join us in a menage a trois?

Oh, no, thank you, sire. I just had a prune danish.

After a while, it all seems the same, doesn't it?

Indeed, indeed.

Who am I supposed to sleep with to get out of here?

I think she should stay. Oh, yes.

That would be wonderful.

Feels nice.

When I ask someone to do something, I expect it to be done.

You are lovely, my speech.

Vibrant.

Alive. May feast on my moving body.

Hold on a moment.

Quiet.

Not too hard.

You did that.

Go on.

You know what to do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're lovely.

Don't stop.

I can feel you inside of me.

Oh, thank you, Mad Hatter.

What is that?

Oh, there's so many things going on inside of me.