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The "Statue of Humanity?"

What's that?

Oh, don't give me that...

The thing's got a transmitter in it...See?

All right, you win...!

So, how'd you get your hands on the Statue of Humanity, anyway?

Well, there was something evil in the air, so I performed an exorcism...

Something evil?

Yeah. Right afterwards, it just fell out of the sky...

What the...?

Hey, Brother, what the hell's...?!

SACRIFICE

I wonder where Ling-Ling went?

She calls us back to Hong Kong, and then she's not here... [Yogekisha]

``We found the Statue of Humanity, so get back here," she says...

Pai can finally become human! I wonder if Ling-Ling's gonna get back soon...

After all we've been through, it'd be nice if we could become human without too much fuss...

Who're you?!

You two work for the Yogekisha?

Pai here to pick up the Statue of Humanity!

The Statue of Humanity?!

Hey!

YOU were the assholes?!

What the hell're you talkin' about?!

I'm Steve Lon's sister, Meishin! Gimme back my brother NOW!

Brother?

Stop!

Stop beating up Yakumo! If you don't, Pai gonna get mad!

Stop screwin' with me!

I'll trade you what's left of the statue for my brother!

Aw, shit!!

The Statue of Humanity...!

It OK! Pai gonna find out about those people soon!

I sent Takuhi out. He's gonna follow 'em for us!

Way ta go, Pai!!

Awesome! Great job!

Yep! Yep! Tell me more!

My brother's a spiritualist who does freelance exorcisms 'n purifications...

Heck...Mention the name ``Steve Lon" in Hong Kong, they'd give you a quick nod...

So, you're saying that this brother of yours had the Statue of Humanity?

Yeah...

And then he and that broad from the Yogekisha disappeared...

It was like God just wiped 'em off the face of the Earth...

Ling-Ling, too...?

Hey...

She a spiritualist, too?

Well, uh, you might say that...

Hotel...

Royal...

Soala...

Hong Kong...

Those people from a while ago!

You can really see something? Is my brother there?!

Just a minute...

That's...!

My brother?! Is my brother there?!

What about Ling-Ling?!

There's someone there...

That's horrible...! It looks like he's been tortured...! It looks like he might die soon!

Waitaminute!

Soft 'n' squishy...

What the hell're you doin'?!

Hey, Pai, why're we tagging along?

I'm worried...

``High-schoolers walk not into the face of danger," n' all that...

We can't just leave her!

But...

Shut up!

Whaddya mean, the building ain't got no 32nd floor?!

Just what I said -- this's only a 30-story building!

C'mon, knock it off!

Don't lie! You ain't foolin' nobody!

Takuhi went up to this building's 32nd floor!

We know you've got one -- take us there!

I'm sorry, but I can't help you...!

Why, you little...! Miss...

We have a private floor that is reserved for special clients...

If you would please keep this to yourselves...

Yeah, don't worry 'bout it... Why should I care?

Brother... Please be OK...

YOU guys...?!

Fools...!

Die!

I'm gonna fall!!

I don't care if I'm an Uu... I don't care if I'm immortal...

I'm no stronger'n normal, and I STILL HATE HEIGHTS!

Hang on, Pai! I'm comin'!

I made it...

Man, am I a genius, or what?!

What the hell's that...?

That sure ain't no statue of Buddha...

That thing's a Sanjiyan, isn't it...?

It's making me feel cold... What is that thing...?

That's... Kaiyanwan...

Evil demons worship the three-eyes by offering up women as sacrifices to him...

That statue is the demons' leader, a three-eyed demon called, Kaiyanwan...

You're...Steve Lon...!

How'd you know that...?

Lord Kaiyanwan...At long last, we have recovered the Statue of Humanity...

A monster!

Oh, so the sacrifice is awake?

SACRIFICE?!

What're you tryin' to do to me, you asshole?!

Tonight, we will peel off that white skin and watch the red blood drip from your liver...

...as we pluck it out...

You will be offered up as a sacrifice for Lord Kaiyanwan's rebirth...

Good! Be afraid! You're going to die!

Stop!

Thrash around in fear! Human sacrifices are so boring when they just sit there!

Knock it off!

Meishin...Are you OK?

Insect scum!

This' for Takuhi!!

Got 'em!

A...amazing...

Are you trying to stand against us, bug?

He didn't know what he was getting himself into...

I've got the Statue of Humanity!

Why, you...!

Hold it, you dumb bastard!

You even twitch, I'll smash the shit outta this statue!!

V...very well...

Whew...Now, how do I get out of here without breaking this or gettin' myself skewered...?

All right...

Okay, then...How 'bout telling me this statue's secret?

Secret?

How it turns a Sanjiyan into a human...

What are you talking about?

Whaddya mean? Why were you after the statue, then?

Ohhhh...Being stubborn, huh?

I'll smash this thing!

We, uh...

The statue is sought by He who first unified us creatures of the Darkness...

...within whom are concealed great, horrible powers beyond reckoning.

Kaiyanwan, huh?

Correct...

Lord Kaiyanwan shall bestow eternal life upon he who finds the Statue of Humanity...

No kiddin'...

So, then, where's this Kaiyanwan guy now?

No one knows where he is now...

Some say that someone imprisoned him 300 years ago...

Imprisoned? 300 years ago...? Isn't Pai supposed to be...

Since then, we creatures of darkness have had just one goal. Lord Kaiyanwan's rebirth!

Fool! You will make amends for having defiled our prayer for Lord Kaiyanwan's rebirth!

You will sacrifice the girl, boy...

WHAT?!

That hand will have the honor of slicing her open and pulling out her liver...

My hand...My hand's not doing what I tell it to...!

Stop!!

My body's getting numb...!

It can't answer you...!

Shit!!

Now, then...Swing with all you've got!

What?!

I'll never understand you bugs...

Shut the hell up!

I'm gonna kill you, you bastard!

That sounds like fun, but I think I'll just kill you with your own hand first...

You think you can kill me? Give it your best shot!!

I can't stop this thing!

You moron!!

Idiot! Idiot...idiot...idiot!

Leaving Pai alone like that...! I hate you, Yakumo!

H..hey!! Pai!

Sorry...

You okay, Yakumo?

Long time, no see...

It's here!!

This is it! This is it!

The Statue of Humanity!

Man, she hasn't changed a bit...

All right! I've got the Statue of Humanity! We're outta here!

But, Ling-Ling...Don't you think you're overdoing things a bit?

Don't worry about it!

Meishin! Your brother's all right, isn't he?

Thanks...Yakumo... Is your hand OK?

Yeah...I'll have it back before too long...

Sorry...

About getting your boyfriend hurt...

Boy... ...friend?

Well, uh...We...um... Ah, that is...

Oh, Yakumo not my boyfriend! He my pal!

Pal?

Yeah -- my friend!

He isn't? Then you two aren't...?

Nope!

Hey, really...?! Well, whaddya know...?

We don't have time to sit around!

If we don't get out of here FAST, we're talkin' Towering Inferno here!

Well, if you'd stop going overboard...!

Let's GO!!

If you don't move it, yer gonna get barbecued!

And whose fault is THAT?

Hey, Ling-Ling, didn't you get captured?

I got away when Mr. Lon's place got attacked...

I managed to track down this place, and then I came in with some of Miss Huan's people...

Miss Huan's?

OK, all aboard! Let's get outta here!

Pai's not here!

What the hell?! She's still in there!

I'm comin', too!

Lemme go, Brother! Pai helped us, didn't she?

Meishin...Thanks, but get out of here...

I'll go find Pai!

I'll be okay!

I'm immortal. I'm not gonna die, so get out of here!

You won't remember what happened back then, Pai...

You threw those memories away...

You can't remember...

Kaiyanwan is gone...

Pai! Where are you?!

Where are you, Pai?!

You're still alive, you bastard?!

Do you seriously think you'll make it out of here alive?

Shit!!

Impossible! That's impossible!!

There's another Sanjiyan besides Lord Kaiyanwan?!

I..it's not possible! It can't be...!!

It's a lie!!

It's a lie!

A lie!! A lie!!

You can't be an Uu!!

Die! DIE!!

I'll kill you and rip off that magic skin!

I'm gettin' tired of this!

You asshole!

DIE!!

What?!

GO TO HELL!!

Yakumo... Save me...

Don't! Don't leave! You can't just leave them there!

Shut up!!

Pai! Pai!! I'm coming!!

Pai...Why'd you do it...?

Why'd you just leave without saying anything...?

Hey, Yakumo, what're you gonna do once you're human again?

Whaddya mean?

It's kinda weird, when you stop to think about it...You and Pai, I mean...

Why's Pai want to become human? Are humans all that great?

I guess if you gave up being human, Ling-Ling, you'd understand how Pai feels...

Get turned into an Uu, you mean?

I dunno, being immortal might be a cool way to make a living!

You figured out Benares' connection to him, haven't you, Pai?

It'd be stupid to go alone...

Yakumo, Ling-Ling, and Meishin are all my pals...

I don't want to make any trouble for them...

But...

No...It's nothing.

Let's go, then. Let's go kill Benares.

We'll make it back alive!

Back to Yakumo...

Let me make it in time! Let me make it in time!

Let me make it in time!!

Sazan Eyes...``Wandering"

So long as I'm still alive, that means Pai's gotta be, too!