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It all comes down to the final jump. Whoever can make the largest leaf

-splosion wins, and the loser buys lunch.

First up, and definitely the one who's gonna have to buy lunch because he's

gonna lose... Rigby!

Rigby, any comment?

Stop talking!

Cannonball!

Whoa!

Looks like Mordecai's gonna have to buy Rigby lunch because there's no way

you're topping that.

You forgot to use the trampoline.

And the golf cart

Dude

you look like a leaf ice cream cone

Josie

you remember me, of course, how could I forget I used to babysit you all the

time

I was so excited when you'd show up. You'd sketch all the time and talk about

being an artist.

Artist? Oh, yeah. You did used to do art. Anyway, what have you been up to,

Josie? I just sold out my solo art show in Paris.

Art show?

That's so cool.

Mordecai inspired you, and then you totally did more than him.

Well, I don't know about that.

Josie! Gabe!

Josie, that offer we made on the condo got accepted.

The million-dollar condo? When you're a crazy successful real artist selling out

solo shows in Paris, you don't go for anything less than a million dollar

condo.

We're living the dream.

What about you, Mordecai? You must be crushing it since you started making art

way before me.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Still just being creative.

Mordecai and Rigby, I told you yesterday to unclog the park toilets.

And don't get creative. Just plunge it, okay?

Uh, it's for a performance piece.

C'est magnifique.

That was so embarrassing.

Vincent driving around with a plunger all day? I know.

No, I mean running into Josie.

What? why because she's out there making art and i'm just stuck here plunging

toilets come on there's an art to the plunge sometimes i go like this

sometimes i go like this i can't even remember the last time i picked up a

sketchbook you're about to be just because i dropped out of art school

doesn't mean i can't still paint something cool i can just get back into

it i'm doing it i gotta try to make something and that is why i think

working at the park is as creative as and he's gone

Hey, what you working on? Huh?

Hi. Is this a new piece?

Let me see.

Oh, not sure if that's gallery worthy.

Maybe he needs music to get him in the groove, hon.

Put on some music, man. They're successful. They know what they're

talking about.

Not paying to be bad at art. Get back to work!

I've seen this before.

You're drawing a blank because you're missing a brain.

Perhaps pottery is your preferred preference?

What a cat you down here. Whoa.

What did you do last night?

No,

it wasn't a dream.

Looks more like a nightmare.

You okay, buddy? Dude, I lost it. I can't come up with ideas anymore.

Anytime I try to think of something, it's just not good enough.

Aw, come on. It can't be that bad.

Oh.

Huh. Is that the top or... No.

Okay, what about this one? Okay, this. That's just garbage.

This is pretty good.

That's a sculpture.

Oh. Then this one. No, that's a painting.

You can't even tell the difference.

Jeez, okay.

Touchy. Sorry, just don't tell anyone about this, okay?

Why? Morning meeting.

Move it or lose it, people.

What helped picking off your paintbrush?

I'm good.

All right, well, see you at the meeting, Picasso.

Okay, first item on the agenda.

I'm going to need...

Okay, what's with the helmet?

Huh? It's nothing.

I'm just getting really into football now. She's not into football.

That's just paintbrush. Bordo's making all kinds of crazy art in the basement.

Rigby! Oh, we got an artiste in the house.

Have you tried pottery yet?

That's my favorite.

Oh, he's tried everything.

Upside-down paintings, avant-garde mounds of clay, trash art, art trash.

You guys got to check it out. No, what?

Shut up. Oh, man.

I want to see.

I love a studio visit.

No, no, no. It's not like that. It's not ready. None of it's ready.

Well, when's it going to be ready? Forget a studio visit.

When's the gallery opening?

I don't know. Probably never, okay? Just everyone forget about it.

Okay.

That's enough morning meeting for one day. Everybody get to work.

I know expressing yourself is a very personal journey, but maybe you could

use some guidance.

You don't have to do that, Skips.

No, not from me, from you.

Huh?

Welcome to my sweat lodge.

Whoa.

Hey, I told you to stop practicing your creepy music next to my sweat lodge.

Oops, sorry, Skips. We'll just practice over there.

How is this going to help me with my art? Stop asking so many questions and

just be open to the experience.

What do you want me to paint in here? I already told you. Hey, stop whining.

Focus on the sweat and take this.

Wait, you're leaving?

This is your journey. Plus, I gotta drain it.

Hello? Huh?

Who's there?

Help! Let me out!

Uh... Come on, man, quick! I'm claustrophobic!

Whoa, thanks, Mordecai. What the... What, you never seen a talking rope?

Uh, are you my guide?

Why, do you need guidance?

Well, okay, so I guess I'm worried I'm not an artist anymore, and... Hmm, yeah,

you don't look like an artist.

What? What does an artist even look like? Good point. What do I know? I'm

just a rope. I am an artist!

I think, but I'm just like... Stuck? Yes, exactly.

How do I get unstuck? Why don't you just make a good piece of art right now?

Because it's not easy.

Oh, you want something easy.

Well, quitting is easy. The door's right there. No judgment.

Quitter. No, I'll do it.

Shouldn't you be doing it instead of making that sound?

Dude, that sucks.

What are you doing?

I've been workshopping my impressions.

That's kind of my art. Isn't that how your little friend sounds?

Yeah, but why you gotta be so harsh?

Do you really care what me, a rope, thinks about your art? No, I guess not.

Then why do you care what anyone else thinks? Just make something good. I'm

trying, okay? Here, how about this?

What even is that, bro?

Okay, what about a self-portrait?

More like self-indulgent. Maybe a still life?

Still needs a lot of work.

Maybe he's not an artiste. This is embarrassing.

I can't believe I was ever inspired by you. Somebody take this guy's brush

away. With pleasure.

Skips! Hey, you see Mordecai anywhere?

Yeah, I took him to my sweat lodge.

Sweet? A sweet lodge? He must be stoked.

No, he's freaking out.

About all the sweets?

No, about being an artist.

Wait, why is he freaking out about that? All that happened was he ran into that

girl he used to babysit that's now a successful artist, and then we all piled

under pressure to see this new art he's been trying to make. Oh.

Yeah, I think he's... Wait, wait, wait. So he went to that lodge to eat sweets

and cheer himself up? Not a sweet lodge.

A sweat lodge.

It's a way to engage in intense self-reflection and purification of

one's soul.

Besides the oppressive heat, if you let your worries overpower you, the whole

process can backfire catastrophically.

Come to think of it, I should have mentioned that to Mordecai. Yeah, you

think?

Mordecai! Mordecai!

Mordecai!

What's going on?

I can't make anything good.

The only way I can get out of here is to make something they like.

I never said that. I said make a good piece of art. I never said I had to

think it was good. But I don't have any ideas.

Sure you do. Come on, Mordecai. You got this.

I mean, I guess.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

That's in my mouth.

Ah, gross.

so funny dude I'll show you hang on just

like you

what is that is that me

well

it's back in the box for me if you had a good sweat and enjoyed the impressions

tell your friends and leave a five-star review word of mouth is everything to a

local business

Dude, how did you do that? You just made that from memory? I don't know.

I guess I just had to make it for myself the whole time.

Is that really what I look like with the leaves? That's just what you look like

all the time.

Seriously, though, can I keep this?

Yeah, man, if you want it.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks, dude.

Hey, Mordecai, hope the sweat wasn't too intense.

It was, but it did help me figure out how to move forward with new ideas.

Great. So what's the next art piece?

I'm thinking something really personal and fun to me.

Jackknife!

Thank you.