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Item 9, any other business?

Mr Meakin said that concessionally coal orders were building up for delivery

from Smithywood land sale due to shortage of suitable coal.

And asked the chairman if something could be done

about this before the winter months were on us.

Mr Ford said he'd look into this. Some more Petro and Akart record of these minutes.

That's a rose up Mr Chairman. I'll thank you now Mr Chairman

Now before the one-to-matter's horizon, I want an

item of news which I think you'll find interesting.

Next month Prince Charles will make a two-day visit to this area.

He'll be visiting Sheffield, Barnsley and one or two other places in the area.

Today he had a phone call from the area director and he informs

me that this call has been chosen for an official visit.

Thank you.

We're gonna have to go back to the hotel.

discussing the preparations for this visit and what we're going to do about it.

So if somebody like to propose a motion, cancelling the present agenda.

I'd like to move a motion cancelling visit.

It's not a lot of room matter. I'm serious.

Will he be turning up here? What do you mean arriving at? In here, in this office?

Ah, we don't know you. I haven't got the itinerary have we?

We'll have to ship these off the wall. No, that's going to get rebainted now.

I'll touch you. Sorry about that. We haven't the itin, you don't have the...

Look, look, look. The place is going to be... What about the mook stuff, indeed?

Well, you know my feelings on that. I want it reconquered and grasped.

Well, have you tried hard enough in the past? Well, it doesn't matter.

How much we clean yard up? It'll not... No, we'll add it back on it.

No, it's doing the worst. Well, what about counting the other side it back, on it?

No, there's no money. Why not? They're not doing all this.

They're going in there, will they?

This is what I'm saying. Why don't you spend a bit of money? I'll put it on my own.

I'll be so fit in that bloody office. No.

We've already been designated money for a face lift. It will going to be done.

So we may as well kill two birds with one stone.

Well, I can kill three while I take.

If he's going to come here, he should see this place as it is.

And if not, he shouldn't come at all. What about the stockyard area? It's an isle.

There's loads of scrap that could be sold to a scrap merchant.

And money received from this and utilized. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Don't forget that it's about Simon. We're about canteen.

Now look, I'm going to explain to you all about everything.

Let's forget about this and look, let's get things right in a proper perspective.

We're going to do this job and we're going do it right.

And we're gonna have something to be proud on.

There's nobody going to be ashamed of Pitt.

They're going be proud of it. Is that alright? So that's it then.

So let's cut the argument out and let's start and do it.

And make this Pitt so we're proud on it and everybody else's. Yeah. Right.

if all the grass comes through. About two to three weeks, depending on the weather.

Good. Now that'll give us plenty of time then. Yes, but if it rains really hard,

if we wash the sea, we'll be fine.

I said you couldn't do this! I'm going to get a cup for these.

beautiful. Put them on the sink and I'll take them out.

boy

Right now.

You're up to a lot.

I'm going to have it all up.

good picture though is it? Now, you know, why can't we get a cooler telly? Yeah.

going back the wiggies that's all I tell you that

How many is but his bike I take now explain well so you aren't sure that's all right

Bye.

Look at them. They're being a funny teller and they're all like big mish.

I love. Cheers, kid.

I'll get you yours, Mark, when your dad's come to work.

I forgot my cookware. That's 51. 50 pence.

50 pences for cookware?

Oh and Janet, you can use that 50 pince to bring me a little water. No.

Do you know what big deal they're having at your pit? All right.

Sean Chappell says anybody can go down. And he's going down with his grammar.

unless he's grandma's queen, he's not. Hey, Amber, is that an OSE?

They say that when the VIPs have gone,

they've been allowed to generally put the down for a look.

All

of them? That's only on open days. This is an official visit.

You ought to be, didn't you? Is enough on him, that's it.

I've never seen no like it. Forced to think loyalty will come in the summer.

Morning sir. Morning. Good morning. Good. Good morning sir. Good Morning.

You're over it now then, sick, is it? I'm over it.

Isn't it? Every time I think about it, it's like coming one of me by cheeseburger.

Ah, yeah, that's funny. There's a bloke in there, Rex, who'd be a fastballer.

I've seen fasterballers on green down the road.

Oh, stop, Rory, I can't understand you. He wants to be.

Boycott, call. It's a man. It's really tough.

She must be looking for it this time of day. OK, they won't...

Hey, you can stop that language and say it till you get to it. That's all I needed.

It's only afternoon like this, afternoon. Shift now, boycotts that.

Whoa!

How long's that been up? Put it up Friday. Milton the unit, eh?

Now we don't work that pit now, then, or is it? E. Tenebris Lux.

MCB, Milton the Unit. South Yorkshire, eh. E. Tennebris, Lux. Bloody hell.

Latin, eh! Latin? No, it means out of the shadows comes the light.

Bloody hell, where'd they get that from? Right on it.

Well Tony, need a bit of Latin at school.

What's he doing that pit then if he knows Latin?

Well I didn't know it for long did I? Didn't have much choice really, packed it in.

Then eat seven G's, eat a good a job of sweeping up these days.

That's a good one. We've got that one.

Help me. It's a tree that plant in there that knows how to daffodil.

What's that mean?

Look at the size of that toiling. It wants to be twice as deep as that.

They're a lot wider. Look, there's got to be one for them roots to spread.

Otherwise, it'll de-like that one It's only for Royal Visey, didn't it?

I mean, after that, it's done with you, innit?

Now come on, if that good of a job, do it right.

I'll tell you I'm bleeding pissed off with gardening.

I came here to be a minded in-depth.

Now what's the thing you said, Lucky, that I've

got such an enlightened employer training

in all these different skills? Is that right? Anyway, be like, get off that.

Whoa, look, I've been here

all morning digging this and there's your tooltube's coming.

No, they go, they can come and do marm and this finish doing that.

Ah, come and tromp. Another thing, does they know?

They'll be planting that tree that I ensure in economic future in this country.

That's a way, that's a... What do you know where Coil comes from, don't they?

Icemare? Ah, we did geography.

Well then how's it been?

It's made with trees, innit? D'you know?

after millions of years.

Form's coiled, don't it? Well,

there they go then.

Snooks don't last forever,

do they?

We plant in that tree that safeguarding economic filter

at mining industry for the next two million years.

Don't be so doubtful. I tell you it's what's known as long term planning.

Come on, sir, we'll have a debtor's deed.

Have they recruited our Tony into Forestry Commission and all that?

Ah, isn't wood business his stucky chops up the earth?

Anyway, what they're doing planting that tree with the atom?

Regulations, innit? They can't take them off, can they?

Thank you.

Oh, we're not here then. It'll look like I would paint it, you know.

Somebody told me that's when it's doing blackboard towering for you.

Yeah, that's what I mean. It looks a bit better than it would.

How about it's not been painted, you see, with the old...

Yeah, it's supposed to be a bit smoother than on the other side.

I'm telling you, I've been here 38 years come November,

and it's not been done in my time. They've got this place over there.

It's not somewhere that's spent by a chicken run.

We shall be doing that this afternoon. It's out of the way without going.

Ah, I'm going.

Bye.

I'll be back later tonight. And I'll see you when you're finished. Have a nice day.

Have a good one.

Bye, bye.

85.2, when we've come out. His boy cut out. Ah, Joe. Don't talk about it.

I mean, yeah. 44. He can't remember that. Oh, God.

Why will I go on when I'm risking him, then? I don't think you worry about him.

Same as you, you know. Look, same. Feeling his pockets. That shit, they say.

If they touch his overalls, they. Yeah.

Well, what will I do after if that finds a lump in one of his pockets?

I'll ask him to take it out. Thanks to Ben, which pocket is it?

Could I have first on a dynamite? And that's an old man.

He won't go down the aerodynamite. He doesn't take contraband like your ideas.

He's more likely to with us, isn't he?

He doesn' t know all too about job. We work here. We know what could happen.

Tell me he doesn't smoke, does he? Tell me smoke's a little bit of a problem.

I had it all this one. If you save scooper.

In place and sitting them just same as us and

us only got the right papers to tell you that

Nobody's saving up for these new loan wars to say

they were a lot of grass up back of their house

40 million quiddies, but never He gets most of the front door to your Cornwall

Oh, shame It's long you daff, Billock

If the other Jack's brains are gonna rebate the elder, doesn't it?

He's got a lot a landing, Devon and Cornwall

He's the biggest states in London. Best is odd.

He knows when he got that rise in 1973.

Parliament agreed to pay his widow 60,000 quid a year.

That's over a thousand pounds a week at taxpayer's money.

Well, he's not bloody married.

Well, if she'll still want to look after her, when he goes...

Over a thousand pound a week. What's an ordinary way to get these... 13 pounds 30.

BELL RINGS Well, that cage is here. You know Leslie Wells?

Of course not. Not old enough to know Leslie well.

No, it's more about Rackle Wells, that one. I've heard of him. LAUGHTER

Oh, look, there you go. There you go! There you are.

All right, Jack. Look what you've got. Well, though.

We'll go again, eh, mate? Come on, get down here.

Come on.

Snowcent coming your door, sir? Snowcent, what are you talking about?

We're talking about sending 10,000 government snowcent away.

We're stuck for the door. Hey, now they're going to pay...

...chair though, aren't they? Ah, they're gonna pay the last soya over.

Don't muck it up. That's very much. I'll live going home watching television.

Well, piss us off.

painting again.

I hope it's not a good idea. What do you think? Well, a bit of a rose, why tell me?

Matching King Globes and the Dickie Ball there for him when he gets here.

You're not far. I'll look back at 30, well, it's a little bit of money, weren't it?

Come on, let's have the old Paddy. Are we going to go on when Paddy's not here?

Are we gonna get to work? They're taking this out.

Well, come here. I owe you a word on a meet. They've got a dog-painted white man

looking for a white bitpornish sauce that can drive him down.

Well, that's a good idea. Anyway, where's this city? Which is this city at?

I'll tell you what, Keith.

That's his. That's it, is it? When he comes? That's mine today.

I mean, look at that. I'll tell them something to know.

I hope you're not sitting him on these.

You want something different than these for him, don't you?

rubber cushions covered in red material. For that?

I don't know, because I'll tell this someone, we can't have him

sitting on a golden hard and finishing up with piles.

We have to leave, I must leave then. It's horrible. Horrocks, you said?

Yes, Horrock. You pronounce your B's, don't you?

It is that, damn.

Please, don't call me that.

I get called in other names like Men as it is.

Thursday, next Thursday. What time? Yeah. Yeah.

And it's from the past himself,

is it? Mm.

Well, so far so good. Touch wood.

Come in.

Yeah? Right out, dude.

I'll fix that too. Yeah, thanks. Cheerio. Bye.

It is well, but yeah.

They're gonna make a good job of these officers aren't they? Ah shit, no.

I think they're only bedding and sleeping. Mine is better than ours. Well then.

I just want to know how things progress him.

I want to be on top of everything, don't we? Yeah.

Have any problems, any fresh problems anywhere?

No.

Except there's a lot of paint getting past.

They've just unloaded it off the lotters and it's

standing around for a long time unattended.

The fellas are just walking past and lifting it. Well that's got to bloody stop.

The minute that paint comes off at Lorries, I want it under lock and key.

Because I'm not having every bloody pigeon loft

and garden shed painted at NCB's expense.

Right. Down on the ground. That's so awful with that black yet.

They've promised it for this afternoon. Well, look.

We don't want to leave jobs like that till last minute. You got your curtains?

I've got your curtain's all done. They don't have medical jobs.

They just want to bring up that. Well, listen, this afternoon,

I've gone on that case and coming over from the area.

Now what I propose to do is the four of us. We'll have a walk around the yard.

and see if we can spot any little detail we might have missed or we can improve on.

Yeah. Now you see, reason for on, he's an outsider.

Now he might spot something we've missed. Yeah.

And it would be not premises all day, you see.

Now, M.S. is coming up from palace next Thursday to plot and plan everything.

Now, we're not sure what rule to take yet, but with a rough idea.

Right, now, get off now. Our gear of course, when Ron calls. Right. See you later.

All right then. Hey, what's your office like? Do you know all the cops?

I'm a little bit sad. I'm sad. I'm really a little... I'm sorry. Oh, right.

I wonder if that's what you think. Clean. Look at that.

You're a buddy. Get him out

for one of them.

Like your Bob Forbes. Listen, what's Tom doing?

Well that sounded... that can wait, that can. I want you to get him.

Tell him to give my car, go to wash it down,

and have it outside my office for three o'clock. Okay.

The other approach to the pitch is 100% improvement. You've made a good job of it.

Just go look at them. In another few years time when they're established,

it's just been like running up to a stake, Lee, all the way.

I think you'll be proud when it comes. All right, so you put a lot of work into it.

Yeah.

I think do it then.

Well, it looks absolutely spot on as far as I can see, Stan.

Well, don't you notice anything different?

You don't see anything?

Just a minute, the old stack. You've had it re-contoured.

Well, I think so. Look at it. Just look at that lot. Don't it look better?

Have you had it grassed as well? Yeah. Cool. Let's go and have a look at this.

Don't you see? All the lot. Righted away through.

Just want to look at the picture this is. It's a great improvement, Stan.

Oh, when the grass is up on this, just like a big, big green hill.

I bet you can see the grass coming through now.

Yeah, you can. Look me in.

Look at that, look. Look at it. Get down. Look, it's like a green age, there, look!

I don't know. The lack of Tim Blue Deosity was going ready for a raise.

I feel it. It looks... I feel you. It's a shell top. Oh!

We're going to get a photo page out there.

And look at that, you see, your headgear's now.

Can you see it? It's all showing up locally now.

You see this painting's coming up grand now.

That line.

Well, you're a big daft telecaster, look what you've done! Keep your foot up!

Don't put that foot down! Why did you do that? What the hell are you doing?

You know what, folks? Then what? This yacht cleaning up the Finch,

chance to eat his dinner off. Keep that leg up. Don't blame me!

Look at this yacht, that's a bit louder. Are you two blind?

Are you bloody daft or what? That should have got a bit lower.

You're youngers, they're all the same. Look at the new damn world, didn't you?

What do you think you are? Never mind. I'm painting this bloody line.

That's what I'm doing. Don't foot your foot down.

All right. All right, OK. That is OK. See, I've got painted on.

Now, you see what's going to look like, aren't you?

It's all painted up, faced up and locked, eh? That could do it. Eh? You all right?

What the hell's happening there? It's going down. All right!

What's going on here? What have we done?

Get your city and shut up! What are you pressing about?

We're not the baths, Mr. Forbes. I know you're going to the bath, Mr Forbes.

Mr. Bob. Now you're goint to the bathtub.

Well, I think they are. Let's just pick it. They're just giving me a lift.

Don't we've just been down at Stoke? I can see he's giving me lift too.

Why are we going like this? Because I've got insomware.

I've tried it so many times but nobody gives me a ride. What's the tru-ing?

Some pain. It's down in the stock yard. I don't know why I'm lying.

Ah, because you've been prattin' about again you, too, haven't you?

No, we've been doing it job. I'm not talking to you. You'll shut up a minute.

What's he sent you up to do? Get that pain off. Yes. Right. In there, get it off.

Get back up there and stop bloody prattlin' about. Get your work done.

Now get in there. Now go on. Piss off. Get in there!

I'll give you a break while your little get. Get into here!

Well, I'll try and get back to reality, eh? Yes, yes. Well, get

out of over there.

So, we'll be land up. Aye, about here I should imagine. Yes, aye? Yeah.

What's about the red carpet? Are you going to have one down?

Oh, there you go. What do you think?

No, do you know what about this? What do you think?

So to you, I suppose it's your practice?

Well the emissary will be up when asking what the procedure is.

I think we ought to order a little, just in case. You think so?

I think what we ought do is get a book out of it.

I'll just play it out and we'll see. Rough idea this, that's all. Right. Right?

One, two, three, four, five, six,

Seven. Seven yards. Make it ten. Ten yards, will you?

Ten yards. Ten yards or what?

Take up it! Morons, take up it.

If you're in doubt, look, best plan, get Sheila.

It's a letter to the Chief, which you'll know what to do in a job like this.

All right. Hey, I know. Why don't we put a roller-belt in down, eh?

It won't cost us a penny. Don't you think I've just had enough with them two

without you starting to put a roll of belt in down?

Right, not only should we go to any extra expenditure, do we?

We don't want to antagonise the men. Why should that? Why should it do that?

Isn't that a good thing? 99% of the men wanting this visit.

Yeah, well, they're not all welcome, it will they? We have just got a few out here.

Nuttas. But all the rest want this visit, they're proud it's coming to pit.

We're not going to spoil it, are we? A bit of bloody carpeting. Get it ordered.

Come on. I'll see you, Sheila. You take your hats in. Yeah. Oh, yes.

I think you're going to like it. Tiva! Tiva, follow me.

What do you think that she done? Very nice. Very nice! You like a five-dollard?

No, when it's finished. No, I'll have to. I'll be going. All right. I'll handle it.

Well, we thought we'd keep it this poor. I had a way of remitting his fault.

She's a no fancy cause, like you know. I'll see you then.

I'll keep these lads at it. Oh, they're a peaceful role. I've had it the other time.

Keep on going. Watch your boat on this door. I caught it this morning.

I'm really paid for what I've said. It's easy to do. Oh, bloody hell no.

Lucky you.

Well, they've been changed and we get the pit. I want to make a presentation.

What sort of presentation? I've had him a deputy's yardstick made.

I've got it polished up by one of the engineers. And capped with silver.

Oh, very nice. Is this real silver? Of course it is.

Oh. Those are maker's initials. Tea is ready Mr. Forbes.

Bring it in, Sheila, please.

You heard the bobbits who were talking out.

Yes, I know. We're at some nice little memento and I think they'll appreciate it.

You're welcome. You sure go, Mr. Ike Anderson. Just one please.

Oh, so I've just laid up the potty little along with the stick.

This is an album of photographs, old photographs of

royalty villages in the Picks in the area years ago.

I've got to make an album up and you see, so I mean it'll mechanise. Collection?

Yeah, well it'll make a nice reading point.

Maybe I could have an hour or two at sea when it's at sea looking at this.

Thinking about us. Oh, can I? You can call me.

That's, er, all the lot, is that Queen Mary? That's Queen Mary, that.

very nice very nice

I wasn't joined on a 2012 visit. It was a big disaster.

And then, nearby, picked a... KB main, wasn't it? Yeah, on the same day.

Well, they were at Silverwood. They were, uh, explosion at KB. And, uh...

Not a rate of six. Man, I love to kill them. I've got to hear somewhere. So, I'll...

I was going to include it in the album, but with the upsetting

thought, because when you read you'll understand why.

The hapner of Eveline was married by a terrible

rumours at a fit tragedy at KB Main, where 86

men and boys were killed.

In the evening the king and queen arrived and

expected to let KB main collage to express

their sympathies to the bereaved wives and families.

Then they returned to ent with house where they

were staying with the Fitzwilliams family.

What? That disaster happened the same day as their visit. Oh yes, yes, definitely.

Then he had a dirty sun. What's up with you this morning?

They've all been painting all over me. Action painting? Action painting.

Well, that's it, aren't they? No.

They get their brushes like this and they splash it online. Right.

They get motorbikes and ride them across and then they're all new women across.

New women? Yeah. I like to roll Sharon Marshall across it. Ha. And hers, doesn't it?

Here, I see a dancing, that's neat. Yeah, well, it won't matter, will it?

Titch bouncing or like two muddy verns playing in the bed.

What are you messing about out now? Well, just...

Well, that, I tell you what's to do.

And what's that supposed to be? More than that, that book.

Right and place up a bit for him to be in the Charles' school.

I'll brighten your sub in a minute. Playin' a boot at that. Now get that covered up.

Get some peeing on, yeah?

and try and do it properly.

This is the bloody national curlboard, not the national art gallery.

It's a deep, filly stand, isn't it? Talks a load of balls.

What do you say, there? I say we're gonna need a lot of taping time

to get this paint off his other holes.

Thank

you. Thank you.

Jeff, Jeff Carter, my under manager. How do you do?

I'm from the palace. Hello, Alan. Hello, Jeff. Hi, Jeff, yeah.

Well, gentlemen, we have a very tight schedule on this visit.

There are a lot of engagements to fulfill.

So it's essential that every section of the program should be timed to the minute.

Now, the helicopter will land at 10.30 precisely. What? Helicopter?

Yes, is there anything wrong? No, you're just taking us by surprise, that's all.

We'd actually thought he'd be travelling by car.

No, we nearly always use a helicopter for these meet-the-people tours.

You see, you get the maximum number of visits in a given area,

and it minimizes the travelling time. Well, yeah, we'll appreciate that.

Now, where do you suggest we have the landing pack? Well, no.

I think we must have a look down there because I think there's an ideal spot.

Yes, that looks very possible.

Well, we've no tall buildings and you're well

clear of the ad gears and there's no wires.

What about the markings? Will it have to be marked out at all?

Yes. You'll need to have a large white H painted on the ground,

which is perfectly easy for the pilot to pick up when he comes into land.

The pilot? I thought he took the controls himself.

He does sometimes on more leisurely occasions. Now, immediately after touchdown,

you will have the introduction of the Cold Board personnel,

officials of the mining union and associations.

And that, I presume, will take place there

because the next port of call will be the officer.

Yeah, yeah, that's the idea of it.

Now I wonder if somebody could make a note of all this? Phil, you're very much...

Right, we're at 1030 Touchdown. Oh, and 1030 touchdown. That's right.

Now, we find the only satisfactory way of doing this

is to do a real walkthrough of proper rehearsal. That's logical.

Right, 1030 touchdown. Thank you God I feel.

Now, Mr. Forbes, you will walk forward and be presented here,

and then you will proceed with the Israel Highness to the official party.

and 1032 introduction of the official party.

and how many men have you got actually in the line-up, Mr. Vogue?

I really couldn't tell you if you're good enough on but I've got them all inside.

Now shall I bring them out? If you would please, yes please. Would you help?

If you're making it much more accurate. Right.

Do you find everything is going according to plan for you?

Yes, it's going very well I think, yes. I wanted to pardon me for saying this there,

but you would do very much to remind me of the Duke of Edinburgh.

Do you mind me saying so?

Well I think... I don't think whether he'd be very pleased,

because he's very much younger than I am.

Oh, you very much remember him very much your way.

You've just been saying so, my colleague and I down there

have been saying that we think very much to remind you very, very much so.

Well don't say a word, but I think I'm a little taller than he is, don't you?

Is that a fact, is it? I'll tell you one thing Phil. I'll send you.

Some bloody good job this pit's not near a canal. Why not?

Well he wanted to come in his cruiser, wouldn't he?

Think of the bloody job we'd have on widening that. Excuse me, General.

You found you had to stand down on people's hands. You know they're starting my job.

They're starting what? They're just starting my view. They're doing my job?

They're going to start my view?

Oh, well, see, see ya. I don't know, about as much as we on a visit

that they're on about...

We can get a head and see what's...

We'll be back in a bit.

This gentleman here. This is Walter Hardy.

He's one of our longest serving employees. He started working the mines at 13.

He's due for retirement next month. After 41 years of loyal service.

Loyal service? I know they've let it choice. Walter, you've been already told twice.

You don't speak unless his Royal Highness speaks to you first.

All you have to do is to bow slightly and shake hands.

And wait for Prince Charles to hold out his hand before you take it. You understand?

Yes. And should His Royal Highness speak to you, you will address him as sir.

And I hope when the day comes, Walter...

going to have your teeth in.

Well, I want a new set. These are loose.

I sound like a little trotting pony where I've got the buggers in.

Well, I'm okay.

I know the princes are nautical, man, and I know as all the words.

But it's going in on from you or anyone else on that day.

Shall remember that, will you? Yes, sir. Right.

And this is Michael Barton, one of our youngest apprentices.

He's a real good lad. He's coming on real well.

but there's one thing I'd like to tell him, do us a favour, my little.

get your hair cut for the day please will you?

yesterday. When?

Yesterday. 10 round, Lord.

I don't think that actually.

He robbed you.

What are you doing? I'm making a fire sign picture out of something.

That was your wall? Yeah. What is it then? It's a simple picture.

But helicopters is coming by helicopter, didn't you know? Helicopter?

I didn't know about that.

Man, as you didn't mind, there's been a right

flap when he's in meows and he told the

I'll brush you in it. You've been in blue as well, haven't you?

Running in an art of office, see if I was doing it right.

I thought it was a five or side picture. We were just roped to keep the crowds off.

They ought to be looted up to you. Why are you two supposed to be walking?

We're just coming down from a fetish shop.

Before you go, I've got a little job for you.

But I better go and make it right with Harry first. What's all on us to do then?

I'll tell you what I want you to do. There's two tubes.

behind the office.

I want you to bring them around the front and stand one either side

of the door. Then go to the stores and get a wheelbatter. I

want you fill them up with soil. Well, pit-tub's full of soil.

Flower-tube, sh-t, tootsie-puggy. Oh, there's some flowers there then.

No. Look great with two pit-tubs standing in front of the office, wouldn't it?

Mr Forbes wants them brought around, but he wants a little...

some flowers and some deterioration at the front of office.

Okay, you two can get away and get that done now. Yeah. Go on, don't worry.

You can get back on painting them lanes and keep them straight. Oh, circle as well.

Never mind. Get on with the lanes and try and get a bit dog-dough.

Yeah.

He got that drunk in that theatre and he had to take him home in pit ambulance.

I can imagine that in his face when he rolled up outside in that...

She thought something serious had happened to him.

So he opened back doors and he rolls out singing and shouting.

She kicked him from our soldier breakfast time right across the road.

Upstairs to bed. He's got a right temper, he knows when she gets going.

I remember the reason, I mean, it kept the waiting over an hour.

He promised to take it down. Petty could go down about there.

She didn't miss no one, did she? No, I don't know. What does he say?

No, it's us, obviously. Oh, no.

Mine, it's a good time for me, they're up in the morning.

It's all bloody, but folks in Slippery Village...

It's a better day than up in, than what we're having.

Somebody's got an out to do it.

I mean, that's a bloody waste of time and money, that is, isn't it?

I won't say that because if that's got...

If that's something important coming to a bit like we've got,

I mean it's bloody royalty, isn' it? If that has got a dressy tupper bit,

they imagine if they've got something coming to your house,

what would be important to them,

they'll put a bit of a show on for them, won't they?

I'm not talking about putting a bit of a show on.

I'm talking about spending £1,000 of public money on a visit

that's going to last no more than two hours.

I thought it was supposed to be a crisis, son.

Telling us we're supposed to tighten his bolts.

How do they... How does they expect people to take an in-oughty,

so that when they see all this luck going on? Man, they are thick people, like you.

Bit of pomp and ceremony. I think he brightens life up a bit, doesn't he, for us?

It was like, other day, I'm telling you,

we're on chance with the next checker at one of these banquets.

He stood there with a bloody white jacket on at Dickie Bo.

I'm not kidding, he's telling us what a state we're in,

and he's just finished 18 a meal that it cost more than some blokes earning a week.

I mean, there were that much grub on that table.

They had their four hydraulic chops doled to bugger up.

You must think we're poor, me then. Oh, give up, Sid.

Do you know as well as I do, that the money ain't just spent for the visit?

Well, it's just a coincidence, is it, then,

that they decided to do our pit up just when he were coming.

I don't know how they decided, but I do know the money's there.

All they've done is accelerated the spending of it. Your job, bloody stupid.

I reckon it's a good thing. Aye, it is, Sid, they figure it out,

That bit's been an elevated bloody state for years and I know, we've gone long.

Well, that's gone long to me. It's not the point, Ronnie.

Look, if all these forces were to make any, it's worse making for us, isn't it?

It shows what we've here and we have to see bloody place every day, don't we?

I agree, we said. What's bloody noise you ever do for us? The only bloody parasites?

Do you shoot them bloody face?

Do you shot the bloody face or something? Take me outside.

Get back up bloody all these, then it's been in the...

I'm not talking, Wett. It's an honour. For this pit to be chosen.

And most of them think so as well. Honour, my arse.

I'll tell you why he chose our pit, shall I? Oh, get lost.

Shall I tell you what he chose, our pit? Ah, won't it? Go on then, clever bugger.

Because then you wouldn't branch officials or such a shit.

And if he won't take you to the pub, you'll be a real man. I'll be your man.

I'll take you there. Why should we oppose it? They agreed to it, didn't they?

Men had no idea. They never said a dicky bird. They just passed it.

They could have said something if they wanted to. Everybody knew about it.

Look, any branch official worth his salt would have rejected that proposal

and then come and told us about it and see what we think about it?

Can he imagine a visit lined up up at Langley or Woodseats?

The bloody communist there, that's why. Who are?

Let him Tommy Lone and Samay, everybody knows that.

Don't call them that to the face, as well.

All right then. There might not be party members. But you know what I mean.

I know just what they are, means. They're means troublemakers, don't they?

And that's the term they use, is to discredit anybody

who's not walking and in glovewick management.

They're not even bloody members at Labour Party.

They're my encommeries after that look.

They're just branch officials who put interests at men first.

And that what they're elected for, isn't it?

That's the job. And anybody who does that shall be out on exhaust.

Yeah, we've got to stop sucking up to these boogers,

because we insult us since when we do. We do us since, Dan. Yeah, in extreme issues.

Look, they don't fool me, riding down in their bleeding Rolls Royce,

waving and shaking hands with folks. There's never been a king or queen yet

who's done one thing for working population in this country.

The reaction there is, tour is to a man. I know that.

They've no power now, all their ability figureheads, that's all.

And all that, but their figureheads of a society that's based on class

and in edited wealth and privilege.

And we didn't bring a government down, a Tory

government down in 72 and 74, like we did.

Just how I've wanted a bogus parade in up and down the pickyard

and everybody bowing and scraping to him.

I'd had that think that a country like this would have a better future.

You can't see that this is right.

Look, brother, why don't you put yourself up for a woman?

You know, just don't wrattle at the bloody sidelines. Any silly book you can do.

Well, I just got a son. And if I do, it'll be that.

You're going to put it up for me. I've got to go for a game.

That's what we... Come on. Come on, it's right, you. I shall come on.

And don't read that day, whilst we shall be troubled.

Oh my god look at this. Not beginning. Leave now. It's over, leave it.

Oh, we're not going in this, are we?

We'll have to go on to the Azz.

Where are we going to find two types of every animal?

Mawnton Man at this time of the day. Ah, isn't it great?

Well, we'll set this here for you. Stand here out after the link.

Go and get our glasses on, Borella, from my house, shall we?

Well, you get two years under that, anyway. Oh, there you go.

Oh, but it's all going over. We are barmed, man. We are going over?

They are going to bar you again,

so I'm dead.

We are out of gunning, you know.

I'm not getting them worried here because they do suck at this silly bleak.

What's got in here? Go on. Oh, God. I'll sort it.

Yeah, we're not going home under that bug, are we? What?

Steak ending the bellybutton and all. What? You got a fishy butt. Who is you, man?

I've got a misspeak, sir. There's Wilton on us, buddy.

Ah, I've gotten a big bite to one, hasn't there, mate? Come on.

Come on, now we're going.

All aboard!

They'll go in, will they? Ah, come on. I thought they'd say it, but...

Well, they shut up. No! Ha, ha, ha!

Come on! Come on, we're having a gunbuckle! Go!

They don't want his ballies in there. They're putting God in control.

Come on then, take a run in.

Thank you. Bye.

I brought your days in real.

Is everything alright, Mr Forbes? Have you seen it, Sheila? Seen what? The stack.

really.

Bloody Roy.

the grass, the seed, the lot, look, all washed away.

You see?

about another week and it had been strong enough to stand all this.

It's all this rain this morning when we got up.

The conservatory was like a swimming pool. It had come through the roof.

I know, but it did look like a big green hill, especially from the helicopter.

You know he just thought he'd been landing in Pete District instead of Pit Yard.

Just shim.

Good. Hello.

I'm his kid. In what? In what what? In my life's good fucking.

Bye!

I'm stopping now. Put this up, darling. Oh, wait! What? They've passed five.

That's me, you're doing. What are you doing there? I'm going to get you. I'm coming.

I'm not going to go. I'm just going to be there. I'm gonna get you, I'm on my way.

I'm taking you. I'm getting you. I'm leaving. I'm off. I'm out. I'm in. I'm done.

I'm doing. I'm down. I'm up. I'm back. I'm here. I'm home. I'm at home.

I'm hanging up. I'm a bit tired. I'm stuck. Thank you.

I'm a big eater. Every day this week. Bread and jam.

So bloody like me all that. So good jam. Bread and Jam again?

That's a good little chef. Well, I went to the way to get some on this

to see about that tax they owe me. All right lads. All right.

Linda's sword to me. Which Linda's that? Big Linda.

If it's some pamphlets, maybe I'll win Charlie comes, I know.

Little coloured bucklets. I'm sure we'll have a look at one.

Shall we have a little look at it? Shall we? We'll have the little look of it.

Linda did. I've always just heard of them.

If Linda let them look at what she's got all white,

I'd only took the cap of it and I'd run a mile. Oh, that's good.

Hey, that made a bad job on them though, run.

What's your story about? Oh, there's a lot.

History at the bit and that and the met coil and the

school of pictures at Shaftynit and the men working.

I bet the picture is up to you, kid. What is that? Donny, I'm in a fishing roadway.

Hey, oh. Now we've got a bloody good one. If he wants to go down here then.

You're lucky to have told it, weren't you?

Oh, but not all good at plumb job like that, look at that.

Oh, that'll be for Forbesie. Forbesie told that person the shopkeeper.

Old in it, Boris. Right on. Tell me something about that, though.

talking right now.

I think that's the only thing that's forgotten.

They've done everything but that.

They have put the toilets in down here and just the needed, haven't they?

Yeah, can they flow slabs down at me?

It does, it will grow, it's talking about flow slabbers.

I'm on about their chemical jobs. They've read on them, they call them Al-Sams.

They had them at Lancaster Bombers, they were bombing Germany.

They have a lot of show-grounds in that, they're bloody...

They'll assume it though, if they get one of them in Faray,

they'll have to go up top of the winding here. Right.

tell me his eyes fear it wrong.

He must have taken on a badly bloody bus. You have to be careful. Morning.

Anyway, I'll have a machine. Try and get a couple of strips off today. Very little.

All right. There. We'll fix it. Right. There. There. There.

There. There. There. There. There. There. There.

There. There. There. There. There. There. Thank you.

Tommy, Carter, are you there? That lock shifted.

Listen, what we're going to do is we're gonna

maneuver the paddy train up and down a bit

to try and find an ideal spot for him to get off so he can go straight down face.

So we're not working on controls, on signals, we're

just going to work from Tano in my instruction.

Right?

Right. Okay. Now what we are going to to do, we want you to come down about a yard.

Come forward about a Yard. Got it?

Whoa!

Well done, well done.

Is that too much? It's best yard I've ever seen.

The yard back at train length would be alright.

Send me back now. Get me pulled back. Bring it back now!

Well, leading last to get it. Bring it and back and steady.

Hold him there. Well, stop. Oh, well, Tom. Well, Tommy, stop pissing about.

Come on. We're going to be an old bloody date. You're not a... Into your pillow.

Bring it forward. Now, tell him to drop down steady and stop when I tell him.

Drop down steady, and you're going to stop when i give you instructions.

Otherwise, we're going to be old bloody... Oh, I... Whoa! Whoa, Tom!

You're a bit of a marver, aren't you?

Right, if you're... Should I go up there? I'll bloody... No, stop! Stop there!

And tell that daf twat! What are you blitzing about, sir?

I'll tell you something, you're not on that bloody job on the day.

I'll get you in bloody shit till I was cleaning it.

Well, you know what, I'm driving and I'll...

Pull it back a bit. Come on, we've got to get this mark. Steady.

Steady at that. Come one.

about.

Now! OK, hold it at that. That's better. Thank you.

He won that bloody hard, was he? Eddie, put him down. Whoa!

I'll be here soon, okay? Bye!

What can you say about it? It's not what we understand today, is it?

Just tell him again now to pull back steady. Tell him this is his last chance.

Can you pull it back steady, Tom?

You've been up and down here like a daughter, what? Come on, pull it, back steady.

I'll give you a well-tuned pound a week for this bloody twat.

You'll not be on that bloody job on the day, I'll tell you. I'll see to that.

Whoa, whoa! Whoa, now! There.

Is that it? Whoa, and now hold it there for God's sake. Thank you. Thank you!

Eddie, put a cross up there, my friend. You got paint on you? Yeah, I see it.

Because you were sat here, so you know. Yeah, it's a good sign.

You're sat here and then get out here and just about right. Can you make it?

I just want the eat to do something, but after all, I don't know.

I call. I call, I'm going to berate. A bit of this temporary here.

Look at this, large block. Eddie! Get down. Get down, little dude.

Come on. That's it. Amy, bloody. Get out that road. Put him in there. Look here.

I don't get it. You'll pay that off. Of course I'll get a new pair.

Anyway, get cleaned up. I'm going. Come on, let's get up here. Good morning.

What are lots about?

See, that's what's up, darling. Well, I've got to stop here now.

Get away. Ah, because, you know, on the big day

when the Fussell party comes down and the music to face,

well, this is where they get off. That, that cross there

as the dead opposite, they see a tent. So that when he gets off,

he can walk straight down to face. Pull him out of there. Yeah, it's true.

Well, I hope you're surprised if you've not

put some steps in here for him to set me up.

Oh, no, no. Look. And the Voltaweed that they've sent to let her from powers

saying that he don't want no special privileges, all like that. Get out.

There's big art on them, innit? Well, that's the art.

Bye.

It's a bit of a bit, isn't it? It's not right. What is it?

It's what? What's it say on there then, Bert? Tell me what it says on there.

What's on it then, but I'll let you say hello. Get it done.

Typical combo job if it's not working.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, what is it? This what?

This black commemorates the visit of his royal highness, the

prince of Wales, to Milton Coloury, 14th of June 1976.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. No, then what's your order, what will you get here?

We're waiting for a potion to start. Pumption's here, eh?

I'll get a potion's here with you, Albert.

Well, isn't he your fellas?

I'm hoping that you've all read them notices, eh, Pete Baths?

What notices? Everyone on here about swearing. We don't swear anything.

You know, we've a Royal visit coming off, and that's what it's being put up for.

We're flipping and bummed. For this very.

Dan, I said on all time you know that, don't you?

Now, we don't want nobody coming at we have found math or language.

Oh, but Dan, are you? Well, that can depend on us, Tom, lad,

because we won't want him to go and thinking that anybody swore down here, would we?

Now, when all there's no flipping and bums, we don' want no effing and blinding.

That's what we don'. I know, there's always one.

And I do believe I hear the cage you broke. Shall we do it?

Yes, yes, I must go home to my house now. Yes, you're running along.

Don't stop a minute longer than your time. Don't be late for the hunt, oh boy.

I'm not playing pillow tonight. Well, go on, bugger off home.

Get off all of our time. You're very sweaty. Get your buddy, hoax.

Don't get late tomorrow. Please. And if you've done the work like they

did, Get out!

So, I shall be in bed now.

Get off the bed if they're not in bed when the momma comes home. I'm so copied.

There's some kids in our class, not with the bed well done.

Kids in your class tell lies and all, innit?

Come on, turn your tail off.

God.

I don't want to

go to a beach tomorrow, I don' want to fish here instead.

What's the mum say about it? I don't know, I don' know last day.

They're not really. Just gave us death because royalty will come in.

We don't get royalty every day. I'm a bit like expected to go, aren't they?

No, not really! I'm not really a good person. I'm just a good friend.

I'm going to get my money back. I'm

gonna get my life back. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm really sorry. I'm glad you're here. I'm very sorry. I'm happy. I'm sad.

I'm afraid. I'm worried. I'm scared. I'm sure you're worried. I'm pretty worried.

I'm proud. I'm actually worried. I'm also worried. I'm excited. I'm nervous.

I'm anxious. Thank you. That's a kid's an old girl.

I don't want all your school stood outside

and put gates cheering and they walk in that

and running opposite direction with their rod on the back on the reservoir.

They talk, kids, they'll be... Then there are the little lardy dars.

It'll be the old Russian where they're going playing football, ice skating.

Hey, that's what Phil, Phil, um, thought they'd call him Fletcher and the adjacent.

They're going ice skating. They're not kidding me.

Because I know they'll all start stammering when they're abbring me on.

I'm not honest. Because I'm no today. Is that kidding me?

I'll chan the arse of the nose. I'm No.

I'll see what the Imam says anyway when she comes in. No, don't!

Why not? Because she'll make me go where and I'll join her.

Oh she'll not. Not if that seems right to you, Ann. It is right.

Well they're old enough to make the old mind up about it.

Anyway, come on, let's have the afterbend.

Or else I'll be too tired to do all this morning.

Yeah, the day after tomorrow.

Someone's got their own pit empty. We have to be there after being up there.

That's all I did at visiting it, so he gets an idea of what goes off.

I think you said it was daft, didn't you? This visit. Well, I'm not talking

on it.

No, I know.

Why aren't you so keen on it?

I don't see what all these fuss and blavours are about, that's all.

That's always important, isn't it?

That is important, Tor, right?

Why are you laughing at? Isn't that funny, do you?

It's like this, you see.

Now that goes down to that reservoir, and it goes fishing there.

I mean, some days they'll sit there all day and never catch a thing.

Well, let's say he wants to go fishing.

He says to him, I fancy a bit of fishing while I'm at it.

They'd stop that reservoir up, wouldn't they? They'd be purging, tensioned, and raw.

It should be all sorts, innit? Well, I don't think that's right, see.

Then fish are in there for them people who fish the Redler.

There people have got a right to them. Does it see what I'm trying to get at?

Ow.

I'll be off then. No. What's comics

for? Put them in bed for tomorrow.

I'll be up in five minutes and I'll have to check. That's like better be off.

Yeah. Don't forget to clean the teeth either. Yeah, I'll clean it. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Oh, but it's a matter of you. But how long's that bloody lot been up there?

Oh, some vandals will have put it on during the night, I shoulda' matter.

Some vandal, some pillock, you mean? Vandals are not deteriorated.

They'll get aerated. Oh, you'll have some trouble getting that off.

It'll have to be painted over then, that's all. Mm-hm.

That's probably the best thing to do, I should imagine. Aye, well done.

Time you've got. And we'll paint that one what's done it when I get on him.

Aye, we'll look after him tonight.

Three Mrs Forbes, a mile fish, a prison book, carry on, will you?

Carry on, carry, on, you're alright.

Hello.

Come on, let me barber it just in real.

Bob, he's four of us here. I haven't seen that lot up there about a scar, gil.

Hey, now how are we going to be alright here? We're going to visit a bloody...

Get it clean, I've got to go to visit

a bloody laughing stock of that bloody pit we are.

Get somebody up there, get it painted over.

I tell you, no, better still, go up there yourself,

make sure you do this, and then check around,

because I've never found that thick-headed twat what's done that.

I've just stringed the bastard up by his knackers when the med gives me.

Get on with it, Bob.

You've got to be doing it, yeah.

Morning.

Hey, it's great. Look at that. So I've ate that, don't I? Lurie terrible.

Well, we'd be all right living here too. No, I'll tell you what I want.

I want the whole wall to be in there. Oh, well. Yeah, I want to go out to eat.

up. or it's

somebody's snap bank.

Thank you.

Better check it.

Always is it? I don't know. I can find out if you like. If you will, I will.

Jeff, come here, I want you.

Who's this snap bag here? That's Dick Hemsley. So why? Do you want us to get him?

If you want, please. Where's he working, you know?

He's working in this shop over here. Go on, get him. Bring him in.

Tell him to be quick.

It's a funny place to leave a snap back on the sand.

It's funny, so I'd wait until you see him.

Dickie, is this your snap bag here? Well, why?

Well, these two gentlemen are from Bomb Squad.

And they're just checking to make sure there's no bombs

being planted around about for a visit, you know. Well, where are Oliver?

You always leave him there. Yeah, Oliver. Would you open it up,

please? What for?

Well, we'd like to check the content, if you don't mind.

I told you what, content was in it poor up, wasn't it?

No, you best do as he said, because they can't

take any chances, you know, in their game.

Well, what we are, 80, yeah. What happened? What happened to it?

What we are 80, here.

Home flush.

Okay.

Oh snap.

Good job, man.

That this way? Yes, thanks very much. You can put them all away now.

Sorry to have troubled you. No, no problem.

Here.

I'll shift this brick from here to... What for?

What's the bloody eye-sauce stuck there, isn't it?

Well, it's been an eye-safe for the last 18 months, then.

And I've just come plenty until now. Listen, I haven't got 10.

Oh, you know exactly what I mean. No, get it shifted, will you?

The only way that brick's gonna be shifted

is if you get that joiner down and get that...

sash mended and it'll stay on its own. It just gets like a bloody oven in here.

It's like it might think it is. There's no head in place at all.

You can't move, mate. Well we haven't got time to fetch the joiner down, have we?

Well, they're stopping them. I can't fit the manager, don't you?

You can bring anybody a like down.

If that brick goes, we're straight out through that door. No, I'm not.

Well, we could always fetch somebody in this morning. What? You must be joking.

Thank you.

I picked that one that says buy appointment look.

Oh yeah, the shampoo is as well. Can you see at the bottom?

Oh yeah. Buy appointment to a magistrate queen. So many factors.

Good that I never thought of that. Think I want to wash his hair then?

Oh I shouldn't think so, yeah. When he's been down Pete.

Oh, I best go get his boots ready. Yeah.

I'll take the same size as I did, I'll give it a go. Is it? Yeah.

Oh, and she got big feet. Yeah, I had a good cast. Yeah, that'd be great.

Thank you.

Hey, you know what to say about me and my big feet? No, why? What do they say?

Tell us, come on.

Thank you.

There's a big fat joy, it tells me there's a brick down there, is it right?

What do you think? Well, what are you going to do with it? Paint it.

What?

Paintbrick? Yeah. Who's that? Bob.

Yeah, that's good, yeah, yeah. You're not beating up me back, are you?

No, that is the brick there. That's the only one that they've got around me.

He's going on a band. Who must be? I've been paying a little bit of all.

You're no up to pains, are ya? Ah.

There's Forbes in there about it.

I hate Forbes. I'm under Forbes's direct instructions.

No.

Thank you.

I'll wait to keep an eye on you, we'll cross

back over the road and we'll go up here, right?

Lead on a bit. Be careful, hurry up now.

Hey, you too, come on.

No running, right?

Good boy!

You know waving about with them, right? Right.

So when I give this signal, that'll be the time to wave. You're missing. You're out.

Out.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Help.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Phil, Phil, yes. Come on, we'll push for time. Get the land flying, will you?

Is this you? Yeah, we won't be long. Come on. What was in that, sir?

Come on boys, get in line. Then say bye-bye as you are all the day. Quickly.

We're pushing it a bit now.

I need time, yeah. I think she'll be here any second now. Oh, well, sure.

It's about time now.

Yeah, yeah, that's him. Yeah, no, that is him. Right, get yourself straight up.