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[bats pinging]

[playful music]

[crow cawing]

- Damn.

- [Man] In the state capital today,

the legislature is winding up the current session

and by this time next week,

all representatives will be among moving constituents

for next spring's primary.

The weather bureau [indistinct]

the current Victoria Country temperature

98 degrees and climbing.

A high of 102 is predicted

[upbeat music]

It's like Woody's thumb, do it again.

What happened?

Next time we go on a trip, I'm riding the Jeep

with you guys.

- Look at the size of that hole.

- Didn't you bring a spare?

- Of course.

Woody came prepared,

only he didn't have any air in it.

He went off to the gas station.

- He'll never find one on this old road.

- Serves him right.

- Poor thing.

I'll bet. His feet are aching.

[crow cawing]

[dramatic music]

Hello?

Can I get some service?

Hello?

Hey.

Hello, anybody back here?

Excuse me.

Ma'am.

[dramatic music]

[doll laughs]

Open the door.

Open the door.

[glass breaks]

[all dolls laughing]

Let go.

Let go.

No.

[all dolls laughing]

[glass breaks]

Let go.

[blood trickling]

[indistinct]

[birds chirping]

[car engine roaring]

Look [indistinct] road trip.

These tourist traps are all alike.

They give you a big build up, and when you get there,

it's nothing but a roadside shack

with a bunch of cheap trinkets.

[cheerful music]

Look, it's Woody's tire,

he must've gone this way, right?

- Okay.

[car engine roaring]

[dramatic music]

[suspenseful music]

What happened?

I don't know.

[indistinct]

What happened?

I have never had any trouble with this thing before.

Let me know when you get your act together sweetheart.

What do you think it is Jerry?

Well, I am law student, what do I know about cars?

- Hey you guys, come take a look at this.

What is it?

I don't know, I think it's paradise.

[birds chirping]

And you thought this was a cheap tourist trap?

Well, I don't know about you guys but I'm going swimming.

I don't think you should.

Come on Molly, relax for once.

We can't go swimming anyway.

Why not?

We didn't bring our bathing suits.

So?

Who needs a bathing suit?

[suspenseful music]

[orchestral music]

- Howdy

You kids, enjoying yourselves?

How about you Missy, you look to be having a good time.

Yes sir.

Used to be, I charge 75 cents a day to swim here.

Not no more though.

Used to be I'd have 25, 30 visitors a day here.

Then the government decided to build a new highway.

What's your name?

Molly.

Molly.

I like that.

I don't get too many visitors no more

seems, most folks use that new highway.

I guess they figured it's going to get them

to where they're going faster.

Everyone's in such a damn hurry these days.

Do you know why that is Molly?

I don't either.

There's not a place like this in the whole world.

What brings your kids to these parts anyway?,

we didn't mean to legislature.

Our friend got lost.

A friend?

You see, their car broke down.

This friend of yours, is she a girl too?

No, he's a he, his name is Woody.

I can't help you.

Ain't see no one in these parts for weeks now.

I thought I'd better come down and warn you.

Y'all best leave before it gets dark.

What happens at dark.

Well this here hole fills up with water moccasins.

If you feel something wiggling around your feet,

it's just the early ones come to find a good spot.

[Eileen, Molly and Becky laughing]

Hey, you guys all right?

Some old geezer ran us off.

He didn't run us off.

Well, he was weird.

Yes.

I felt sorry for him.

Oh yeah, well, how do you know he want some crazy old cook

who likes to chop up pretty girls by moonlight.

Yeah, they always get the pretty ones first.

Well if that's the case then you girls

have absolutely nothing to fear.

Very funny [indistinct].

[cheerful music]

What seems to be the trouble young fella.

I'm not sure.

Can't get her started.

But I'm not much of a mechanic.

Well, maybe I can help you out.

Why don't your kids hop aboard and we'll drop by the house,

my tools.

Just down the road a piece.

Well, we really appreciate that Mr. Slausen.

My pleasure Molly, my pleasure.

Come on kids, come on.

[car engine roaring]

Welcome to the Slausen Museum.

Now gone out of business.

Come on in kids, have a look around?

I decorated it myself.

Where did you get all this junk?

Well it's junk all right, I'm just a collector at heart.

I can't seem to bring myself to throw anything away.

See my wife passed away just after they finished

the highway.

And all I got left is this junk and my memories.

Let's have that beer I promised you.

Here we are.

Here you go Molly.

It's too bad you had to close this place down Mr, Slausen

I'm real sorry.

Well, thank you.

Thank you Molly.

But hell that ain't the worst thing

that ever happened to me.

Hell I was kicked out of the Navy when I was 19,

kicked the head when I was 20,

and kicked into jail when I was 21.

Those were just a warm me up

for what life had in store for me.

No sir, it's been a lot worse.

You get to be my age.

You start to understand what living is all about.

These are so lifelike.

Yeah, my brother got pretty good at making those figures.

Your brother made these?

And he got so good they hired him away from me.

Folks down the city did.

He's out there still making dummies

for one of them wax museums.

Watch this.

[playful music]

[gun fires]

Pretty good.

Used to scare the hell out of kids and yankee tourists.

That's quite a gimmick, how did you do that?

No, my brother did that.

He was real good with mechanical things too.

You know, gears, motors, pulleys, all that sort of stuff.

He was a real talent.

Is that where you live?

Nope, I live right here in the museum.

Who lives over there.

Well, nobody really just Davy.

Who's Davy?

Well Davy Crockett who else?

You see, he and General Custer here

couldn't get along, so I had to separate them.

You little girls mind guarding the place

while me and Jerry fix up his Jeep.

Guard it from what?

From souvenir hunters.

Mr. Slausen, can I use your phone?

Sure, help yourself, but it doesn't work.

I got nobody to call.

If you're thinking about wondering around outside,

I wouldn't if I were you.

Why not?

It's not safe at night.

We got trouble with coyotes.

Be back directly.

Something funny about that man.

His lonely.

Likes to live in the past, that's all.

There's something funny about that house too.

I don't think Mr.Slausen wants you fooling around out there.

Look, he's hiding something.

I mean, why else would he want us to stay away?

Who cares?

Aren't you curious?

Nope.

Well, I am.

Besides, Dave may have a phone that works.

Eileen, don't go out there.

if I'm not back in 10 minutes inform the posse.

[cricket chirping]

[indistinct chatter]

Hello.

Okay, by me, I just assume.

Hello?

Oh my God.

- [Woman] Eileen.

Woody, is that you?

Woody?

- [Woman] Eileen.

Woody?

Woody?

[glass breaks]

[dramatic music]

[glasses breaking]

There's a light on out there.

Maybe we should go see what's keeping her.

I'm not moving.

Well I'm giving her five more minutes,

then we're going to go after her.

Your going after, I'm staying put.

Look at this.

Look at her features.

Aren't they strange.

It almost looks like she could move.

What's the matter.

Feels like flesh.

You're right.

Must be made out of some special rubber or something.

I don't want to look at it anymore.

Molly, it's only a mannequin.

Did you hear that?

You see anything?

No.

I scared you did I?

You should see your face, why isn't she [indistinct].

We didn't hear your truck.

That's because Jerry took it to town.

I walked up.

Hell we couldn't fix that Jeep of his.

His nice boy that Jerry.

Got a real head in his shoulders.

You've been married long?

A while.

You be good to him, you hear.

It's real important a wife take good care of her husband.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

My wife was the best thing ever happened to me.

What a charmer she was,

she could talk the birds right down out of the trees.

But a worker too Molly, a real good worker.

A man can't ask much more than that can he?

She could make a pot of chili, make your mouth water.

Just thinking about it.

We were gonna make this place into a real fine resort.

She wanted to build a nice hotel down by the spring.

She died [indistinct].

It was cancer that killed her.

She died in my arms.

I'm sorry.

Should have been me.

I'm sorry, I get carried away sometimes.

Where's that other girl?

She went inside.

I thought I told her not to.

Well, she said she just wanted to cool off.

I bet she's snooping around out back.

[crickets chirping]

Davy.

Davy are you there?

Davy?

Oh my God.

[dramatic music]

What are you looking at?

Mr. Slausen's photo album.

This must be his brother.

You're a regular little snoop Molly.

It was on the coffee table.

Mr. Slausen might not be too happy

if he found you checking through his pictures.

Becky.

What?

Look at this.

It's probably his wife, so what?

Don't you see?

See what?

She looks just like that mannequin there.

You're right, how weird.

[indistinct] mannequin of his wife.

I don't know.

Maybe it's just his way of remembering her.

I loved her very much.

I wanted to keep her memory alive forever.

This was the best way I know how.

That's the whole purpose of wax museums you know,

to keep the memory of the past alive.

And it's easier for me this way.

She was very beautiful.

She still is.

Where's Eileen?

I didn't find her.

She probably went back down to the Jeep.

By herself without telling us?

Well where else could she be?

What are you doing?

I'm going to find her.

With a gun.

All right, without a gun.

- Mr. Slausen.

Can we go with you?

It's best your ladies, stay put right here.

Stay put my ass.

[crickets chirping]

Becky, don't go.

I have to.

No, you don't.

You can stay here and wait for Jerry.

I'm going.

All right, all right.

I'll come with you.

But I think we're making a mistake.

[suspenseful music]

Did you hear that?

That is Eileen's laugh, and I bet you 10 bucks

I know who she's in there.

Woody.

Woody or some lucky farm boy.

It has to be Woody.

[indistinct] house.

We gotta climb [indistinct] and scare the hell out of them.

No, leave them alone.

They deserve it.

Come on Becky, I've had all the excitement

I can take for one day, I'm going back.

Chicken.

That's right.

Now let's go.

I'm going in.

Then you're going in alone, because I'm going back.

Becky.

Come on, you've got no business going in there.

[dramatic music]

Eileen, I know you're in here.

Eileen.

Woody.

I know you're in here.

Eileen, Woody, come on.

Eileen.

Jesus.

Come on you guys.

Look that's enough, okay.

You're beginning to scare me.

Please.

- [Woman] Woody.

Eileen.

Eileen?

Eileen, is that you?

Eileen.

[dramatic music]

Open the door.

[opera music]

I brought you a visitor.

You're so pretty.

No please, not again.

Why don't you like me?

Becky.

Jerry.

You all right.

- Who is he?

Slausen's crazy brother.

Where are the others?

I don't know.

What's he gonna do to us.

He's going to kill us.

I was stopping for gas along the highway.

I never even saw him coming.

He's crazy, we're all going to die.

We're all going to die.

[soft music]

- [indistinct]

We are going to have a party.

How do I look?

How do I look?

Here we are.

Here we are.

Drink.

Drink.

Leave her alone.

You can't get away.

This is for you.

No.

No?

It doesn't matter.

[glass breaks]

It's time.

The party's over.

You are so pretty.

It's a shame you have to die.

- No, no.

[orchestral music]

It'll be quick, but it won't be easy.

You'll die upfront.

It feels good doesn't it?

Cool and soothing.

It's funny about plaster.

As it starts to dry, gets very hot, almost burn the skin.

- You'll die as I seal the lips.

[dramatic music]

Now the eyes.

Now your face is burning up.

The plaster is getting tight.

Your world is dark.

You'll never see again.

It's getting hard to breathe isn't it?

I'm going to seal the last openings.

You won't be able to breathe but you won't suffocate.

You're hot, you'll burst from dry

before you lose consciousness.

- Now, you are one of us.

Isn't she pretty?

[dramatic music]

- Stop it.

[phone rings]

Hello?

- She's a pretty girl.

My brother didn't know about her.

I kept her hidden here.

He doesn't know much my brother.

He's kind of stupid.

All he cares about is that foolish museum of his.

I hate him.

One day I'm going to get rid of him.

He should let me go to the city.

I could work the wax museum.

How much I hate him.

He makes me wear these stupid masks.

You know why?

You know why?

- Because I'm handsome.

I'm better looking than he is.

He doesn't like his wife to see me.

He's afraid she'll be attracted to me.

He thinks I stay here all the time.

He doesn't know what I really do.

I go out.

People don't come here anymore.

So I have to go out to the highway.

The gas station is perfect.

That's where I found Tina.

She's so pretty.

[dramatic music]

Pretty good trick.

My brother doesn't like me to do that stuff.

He pretends he doesn't even know about my power,

but he feels good when I use it.

I shouldn't have to hide it.

I mean, I can control it.

I can.

I shouldn't have to hide it, it feels good.

But it scares me.

Sometimes I really don't know what I'm doing.

Isn't she pretty?

[crickets chirping]

- Eileen?

Who is it?

- [Man] Molly.

Somebody's there, I can hear you.

Come on you guys, quit fooling around with me.

[dramatic music]

See my friend?

Wait, little girl.

Little girl.

See my friend.

[dramatic music]

You have no way little girl.

See my friend.

[snake hisses]

[Molly screams]

[dramatic music]

[crickets chirping]

Help me.

Good Lord girl what happened to you?

He's trying to kill me.

Get us out of here, hurry.

What happened to you, what's the matter?

This thing [indistinct].

All right, calm down, now Molly,

calm down.

You're safe with me.

Was it an animal scared you like this?

No.

It was some kind of horrible man.

Now what did this think look like?

He was wearing some kind of mask.

[car engine stops]

Dear God.

That man was my brother.

You were hiding him, weren't you?

You don't understand Molly?

He'd never hurt anyone before.

He killed Woody.

And probably the others for all we know.

I was only trying to protect him.

Take care of him.

He is my brother.

It's not his fault, he's the way he is.

We have to get the police.

I'm sorry, but we have to.

Molly, maybe I better find him first.

Bring him in myself.

No, no, he's too dangerous.

What mask was he wearing?

It looked like a doll's face.

He's trying to look like me when I was a little boy.

He always wanted to be like me.

You see I'm his big brother.

He always wanted everything I ever had,

including my face.

Look, I'm gonna stop at the house and turn on the radio.

He always comes to the radio.

No, no, I won't go back there.

I don't want them to shoot him down like an animal.

I just wanna get him back to the house.

So I'll know where to find him when I get back

with the police.

All I'm going to do is turn on the radio.

You don't even have to come in.

[car engine roaring]

I'm coming with you.

I'll only be a second.

I'm just gonna to set the radio in the window

and turn it on.

I'm scared, I don't wanna be alone.

Hop out.

Now I'm gonna cock this.

Here.

You see anybody not invited point this at them?

They'll leave.

I don't know how to shoot.

Honey, just point and pull the trigger.

That thing will do the rest.

[suspenseful music]

Mr. Slausen.

Mr. Slausen are you coming?

Mr. Slausen, did you hear me?

Mr. Slausen.

Thank you God.

Okay Mr. Slausen, lets go please.

Mr. Slausen, Mr. Slausen, Mr. Slausen.

[gun fires]

little girl.

[gun fires]

Bang, bang you shot me with blanks.

Bang bang you're dead.

Bang bang you're dead.

You.

[dramatic music]

Jerry.

Jerry.

Jerry...Jerry...

[crickets chirping]

Jerry.

Jerry.

This is a plate or something.

Try and slide it over here.

I got it.

It's nice and hot.

There now that's better.

Warm.

Eat your soup.

How's that?

- Let's eat.

- That's what I said, let's eat.

- Is it good?

Yes, it's very good.

You want some crackers?

I'd like some more crackers please.

That's what I said.

Yes, the crackers are very good.

Are the crackers good?

I got to fix that.

Well good, I see you're awake.

You were a pretty lucky girl, you know.

To be surrounded by so many warm friends

and look who else is with us?

You pull yourself together and you say hello to our patient?

[Mr. Slausen laughs]

Isn't she something?

You're insane.

You [indistinct] say things like that?

I was trying to be nice.

Let's set things straight here.

You treat me right.

And I'll be good to you.

I can do anything I want with you.

You can become one of these, you know.

I can oblige.

You're such a pretty girl.

Mr. Slausen please, let me go.

I can't do that.

Did you see something?

Be still and don't fidget so much.

[orchestral music]

[glass breaks]

[crickets chirping]

You can't get away from Mr.

[dramatic music]

What on earth has happened to you child?

Now you just take it easy.

I'll have you doctored up in no time.

There.

I'll just get my doctoring kit.

Mr. Slausen.

Just a minute.

[Man] Becky.

Woody?

Woody?

[playful music]

Woody.

[Mr. Slausen laughs]

[gun fires]

[dramatic music]

[playful music]

Who are you?

Would you take me home?

- Wake up little girl.

Little girl, come on little girl.

Everybody's waiting.

There we go.

There we are.

Little girl, you look tired.

[opera music]

[dramatic music]

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

It's time.

What are you gonna do to me?

Don't talk.

- This used to be my brother's room.

His dead now.

I trusted him.

He was a good man.

I always gave him anything he ever wanted.

What are you gonna do to me?

Do to you Molly?

I'm going to take care of you.

Here, here, this will warm you up some.

You're not like the others.

There's something special about you.

Isn't my wife pretty?

You remind me of her.

That's why you're so special.

There, there.

Please don't.

Mr. Slausen stop.

Molly, talk to me.

Tell me you love me.

Tell me you love me.

Tell me.

I love you.

[dramatic music]

I killed her.

I killed the both of them.

Her and my brother.

They were whoring behind my back,

whoring in my own house.

She and him had to die.

I got out legal right to that.

That's what the law says.

A man finds his wife, cheating on him,

he's got a legal right to kill them both.

Afterwards, I missed her.

That's when I decided to make that figure of her,

the one in the museum.

I kept her alive that way.

I didn't really want to kill him.

I really... I couldn't control myself.

I can't let you go.

You know that.

Please Mr. Slausen, I won't tell anybody.

I can't, you'll have to join the others.

Molly.

Molly.

Jerry.

Molly.

Jerry.

Molly.

Come on Molly.

Come on.

It's okay, it's all over,

we're going home.

Where are the others?

Others?

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm taking about.

The other girls, Eileen and Becky.

[Mr. Slausen laughs]

Kill him Jerry.

Come on Slausen, I'm not playing games with you.

Where are they?

I don't want to have to hurt you.

You don't wanna have to hurt me?

[Mr. Slausen laughs]

You?

- Kill him Jerry kill him.

He can't Molly.

No.

No.

[dramatic music]

This is not happening.

This is not happening.

But it is Molly,

look around, they're alive.

All [indistinct].

No.

[Woman] Join us.

[dramatic music]

[orchestral music]

[All dolls laughing]

[Molly screams]

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