Original subtitles

Hey, Raphael, I know you said that riding the train is the best way to learn about human society,

but don't you think this situation is a bit awful?

The human ego swells on a crowded train.

They exhibit terrible desires such as wanting to sit,

or wanting to touch young women.

Miss Raphael, someone has been touching my backside for some time now...

Ahh, what a fabulous sensation!

That's no good at all!

You're gonna burn in the fiery pits of Hell!

I'm gonna teach you a lesson!

Sariel's just getting the wrong idea!

Hey! Don't push me, Gabriel, it's crowded in here!

I can't reach!

C'mon, Gabe, don't make a fuss on the train.

...'kay.

Episode 8 Be Careful on Crowded Trains

The Seven Heavenly Virtues!

We are making an emergency stop. Please hold on tight.

I-I'm sorry!

We will now be on our way.

Mikey, you okay?

Y-Yes...

We are making an emergency stop.

Fabulous...!

A-Are you alright?!

Ow, ow...

The conductor today really is awful...

It's alright, it's alright, keep it up!

Sarrie, any more than this and you're in trouble!

I'll teach you what's right!

What a fabulous sensation!

Either nobody knows where to avert their eyes, or they're all pretending not to look.

The mortal world has already been corrupted beyond the point of salvation, it seems...

Perhaps it truly does need to be wiped completely clean!

Shinjuku. Shinjuku.

W-Well, maybe we can observe their actions for a bit longer...

Right? You do start to understand human society by riding the train, huh?

It looks like Mr. Messiah is very happy, too.

That's not the problem here!

I really am gonna teach you a lesson!

Hey! It's too crowded for that!

C'mon, Gabe, don't make a fuss on the train.

...'kay.