Original subtitles

Hallie, It's Time To Wake Up.

Your Mother And Father Are Waiting For You.

Phillis, It's Saturday. People Are Supposed To Sleep Late On Saturday.

Ordinary People, Dearie.

Now, Here Are Your Clothes For Today.

The Nuns At School Get To Wear Hotter Stuff Than That.

The Limo Leaves In An Hour, So Hurry Up. Don't Let Grass Grow Under Your Feet.

[ Door Closes ]

Another Fund-Raiser. Another Photo Op.

Another Boring Day In The Life Of Hallie Richmond.

[ Male Singer ] ♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ Oh, Yeah My Date With Her ♪

♪ So Happenin' It Took All Night ♪

♪ I Felt So Good ♪

♪ We Took The Oval Office By Surprise ♪

♪ You Should've Seen The Secret Service Agent's Eyes ♪

♪ His Jaw Must've Dropped About A Hundred Yards ♪

♪ When We Stole Her Daddy's Big Black Car ♪

♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ Oh, Yeah My Date With Her ♪

♪ So Special So Unique ♪

♪ I Won't Forget It ♪

♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ My Date With The President's-- ♪♪

Morning.

Good Morning, Sweetheart.

Morning, Daddy.

Morning, Sweetie.

Eat Your Eggs, Baby. They're Getting Cold.

"I Believe That The Young People Of This Country Are The One And Only Hope For The Future."

- Pass The Jam, Please. - Paul, I Mean, Come On.

I Might As Well Say I'm In Favor Of Mom, Apple Pie And Puppies.

They Also Want To Send A Crew To Follow You And Barbara Around For A Day.

Follow Us ? Why ?

You Know,

"A Day In The Life Of The First Lady."

Hmm.

Pass The Jam Please ?

Thank You.

Mr. President,

Have You Seen The Latest Polls ?

No.

Hmm. Olsen.

Honey, Are You Telling Me Those Aren't Hair Implants ?

- George. - Am I Wrong Or Right ?

Let's Not Start On That Again.

You're Much Better Looking Than He Is.

[ Chuckles ] Right.

Hallie, Please Hurry Up. We're Leaving In 15 Minutes.

Can't I Stay Home Just This Once ?

Honey,

Your Father's Doing A Speech On Family,

And It Would Be Nice If The People Could See His Family.

[ Choking ]

You Still Have To Go.

[ Groans ] Daddy ?

You Have To Go.

Morning.

Morning.

Morning.

How Are You ?

Good.

Kelly, Schneider, Black Suits Again.

You Guys Should Really Try To Expand Your Wardrobe.

Gee.

[ Siren Wails ]

Have To Remember, When You're Making Your Speech, Try To...

Work The Word "Family" In As Much As Possible Without Being Obvious.

Family.

Yes, Sir.

Like, "And In Closing, I Would Just Like To Say Family, Family, Family, Family...

Family, Family, Family."

Like, Something Like That ?

Maybe One Less "Family," Mr. President.

One Less. Okay.

Um, Daddy, Did I Tell You About The Dance Next Friday At School ?

Everybody's Gonna Be There.

Friday, Honey, We're Gonna Be, Uh-- We're Gonna Be In Houston.

But Daddy, It's The Last Major Dance Of The Year, And I've Already Missed All The Others.

Hallie, Dear, It's An Election Year,

So We All Have To Make Some Sacrifices.

Sacrifices. I Go To An All-Girl School,

And I'm The Only One In My Grade Who Hasn't Been On A Date.

Sweetheart, Listen, I'm Sorry, But It's Gonna Have To Be Another Time. Okay ?

Is Reid Gonna Be There Today ?

All Of The Vice President's Children Will Be There. Yes. Including Reid.

I Hate Reid. He's Always Trying To Make A Move On Me.

Hallie !

[ Applause ]

It Is My Hope-- It Is My Hope...

That Day Care Centers Like This Will Help Working People--

Working Families--

Breathe A Little Easier, Knowing That Their Children Are Safe.

I Grew Up In A Traditional Family.

When We Got Home From School,

There Was Always Somebody There.

But Things Have Changed Since Then. Most Of The Parents--

Listen. There's A Great New Dance Club Opening Up Tonight Called Club Alien.

[ Speech Continues ]

What Do You Say, You And Me ? Huh ?

Sorry. I Don't Date Out Of My Species.

You Don't Date At All. Come On. It's Not Like You've Got Any Other Options.

You Have Ten Seconds To Get Your Tentacles Off Of Me.

'Cause We All Have Children Of Our Own.

Ten, Nine, Eight,

Seven...

I Have One. The Vice President Has Three.

...Three, Two, One.

And I Want To Finish By Challenging Congress...

[ Gasps ]

To Pass My Family Leave Package...

[ Stifled Moans ]

To Show America...

That We Care About Our Children !

Thank You.

Thank You.

Mr. President.

We Have A Few Minutes. It'd Be A Great Opportunity To Work The Crowd.

Oh. Yeah. Honey, Uh, Let's, Uh-- Watch-- Watch Your Step.

Thanks Very Much. Howdy.

I Hate It When He Does This.

How Are You ?

Good To See You. Hi.

Thanks For Coming. Thank You Very Much. How Are Ya ? Good To See Ya.

Wow.

♪♪ [ Rock 'N' Roll ]

Picture This.

You're Drivin' Her Home From The Dance Tonight. It's Been A Perfect Evening.

You Pull Over By A Lake Or Some Other Body Of Water. Chicks Like That.

You Put This On. I'm Telling You, My Friend, She'll Lose Control.

She Will Lose Control And Barf On You.

You Want Make-Out Music, Curtis ? Stick With The Classics.

- Yeah, Right. - Excuse M Sir.

Do You Have Change For A Dollar ? Actually, Let Me Grab That. Okay ?

[ Groans ]

Okay. Come On. Give It Up. Give Up The Change !

There's Some. You're Cheap. Fifty Cents ? Seventy-Five Cents. Come On.

There It Is. There It Is.

Come On, Duncan.

- We're In A Public Place. - Uh, Speaking Of Public, Look At This.

You Got This Right In Public. Check That Out. No, I Didn't. Look At This.

You Wanna See Something Cool ?

We Don't Wanna See That Here, Duncan.

Come On. Look At This. It's Really Cool. Hey, Watch This. Ready ? Two Rings.

- Come On, Duncan. - [ Rings Clanking ]

♪♪ [ Music Continues ]

Huh ? Not Too Bad, Huh ?

That's Real Cool, Duncan.

The Babes Will Be All Over You... With Sticks.

Duncan, You Gotta Cut This Stupid Magic Stuff Out, All Right ?

- People Are Gonna Think You're A Dork. - You Used To Like This Stuff.

I Used To Like Sesame Street Too. Now Let's See If You Can Magically Conjure Up A Date...

For The Dance Tonight.

Uh, I'm Not Going To The Dance.

See, The Dance Is For Morons.

Don't Be Such A Wuss. Just Ask Somebody.

I'm Not Ask--

Hey !

Hey, What ?

Hey, Sorry I Didn't Get Out Of Your Way Fast Enough.

Sir.

Steve Ellinger. Can't Believe That Jerk's Still Hanging Around Here.

At Least He Was Nice Enough To Flunk Out Of School.

You Know It.

Remember That Time In Sixth Grade He Gave You A Swirly There, Duncan ?

Thanks For Reminding Me Of That.

And That Wedgie He Gave You In The Seventh Grade ?

The Wedgie ! I Remember The Wedgie. That Was Good.

Duncan, Duncan.

Look. Right There Is The Secret To Getting Girls.

- Why Don't You Give Me Your Number ? - What, Being On Parole ?

No, No. Be Aggressive. Girls Like A Guy Who's Aggressive And Strong.

Not-- Not Geeks Who Do Magic Tricks.

Look, Both Of You. I Could Get A Date For The Dance. Okay ? I Choose Not To.

Yeah.

Fifty Bucks Says You Can't.

I Don't Know.

Hey, Come On, Duncan. It's Easy Money.

Well, Well, Unless You're Afraid.

Afraid ! Stop Right There. No Thank You. Not Afraid.

You Guys Got A Deal, Chumps: 50 Bucks. I'll Bring A Date. You Bring The Cash. All Right ?

No Paid Escorts.

And No Cousins, Duncan.

Fifty Bucks Richer.

And Half Of It's Mine.

Okay, Duncan. Come On.

You're Gonna Be Aggressive. Ask The Next Girl You See. The Very Next One.

After Her.

And Her. [ Gasps ]

Definitely Her. [ Exhales ]

Oh, I Give Up.

Hey.

[ Exhales, Sniffs ]

Oh, Hey ! Excuse Me.

Do You Happen To Have This In A Smaller Size ?

I-I-I--

I Don't Work Here.

Oh. Sorry. Well, Tell Me Anyway. Which One Doou Think...

Would Look Better On Me-- And Be Completely Honest.

Okay.

Mm-Hmm.

Actually, I Think They Both Look Good.

Typical Boy. Can't Make Up Your Mind.

You Know, When I Said That I Just Meant That I'm Sure Whichever One You Buy,

It's, Uh-- It's Gonna Look Great On You.

Oh. That's Sweet.

I'm Hallie.

Uh, Duncan. Duncan Fletcher.

Nice To Meet You.

What You Got There ?

Oh, It's Just Something I Bought At The Magic--

Sporting Goods Store.

Oh. So What Sports Are You Into ?

The Usual.

Uh, Bungee Jumping. Some, Uh, Karate.

Rock Climbing.

Rock Climbing. I've Always Wanted To Go Rock Climbing.

But My Dad Won't Let Me. He Thinks I'm Made Of Porcelain.

Ah, That's A Shame. It's A Rush. Just, Uh--

Actually, I Just Got Back From The Grand Canyon. I Bungeed Off The Northern Rim.

Really ?

Yeah. Bungee Snapped Halfway Down. I Had To Tie It With Dental Floss. It Was A--

Uh-Oh. Uh, I've Gotta Go. My Ride's Here.

It Was Really Nice Meeting You.

I Know This Is Kind Of Last Second,

But I Was Wondering, Would There Be Any Chance That Maybe You'd Want To Come With Me--

Tonight With Me-- Tonight To, Like, A Dance ?

A Dance ? You Mean With People Our Age ?

- Yes. - I'd Love To !

Seriously ?

Yes !

She's Gotta Be Here Somewhere.

Uh, I'll Pick You Up At 7:00. Where Do You Live ?

One Thousand Six Hundred Pennsylvania Avenue.

It's A Big White House. You Can't Miss It.

I'll See You Tonight.

Okay ! I'll See You.

One Thousand Six Hundred. One Thousand Six Hundred.

That Was Almost Easy !

[ Woman ] Oh ! Jimmy ?

Sorry ! Sorry.

Uh, I Couldn't Find One That Fit. Bye.

[ Richmond ] Absolutely Not. You Can't Go Out On A Date Tonight.

[ Sighs ] But Daddy--

I Don't Want To Go To Another Fund-Raiser With A Bunch Of Rich Dorks...

Who Have Paid Money Just To Eat With Us.

Hallie, You Can't Go Out With Some Strange Boy You Met In A Mall.

Oh, Right. I'm Sure He Is A Terrorist Kidnapper...

Who Was Hanging Out At The Mall Just In Case I Showed Up.

You Know, No One Ever Asked Me If It Was Okay That You Ran For President,

Even Though It Changed My Whole Life !

Honey, Please.

Hallie, Can You Excuse Us For Just A Minute ?

Don't Bother. It's Soundproof.

[ Sighs ]

George.

I'm Not Trying To Keep Her Locked Up, Carol !

It's Just We Have Some Special Circumstances Here.

It's Not As If She's Just A-- Just An Ordinary Girl.

No, See, You See-- That's Just It.

She Is An Ordinary Girl. Face It, George.

We Are The Parents Of A Real Live, Full-Fledged Teenager.

And Incidents Like This Are Gonna Happen More Often...

If We Try To Keep Her Locked Up In An Ivory Tower.

And What About Security ?

That's What The Secret Service Are For.

[ Sighs ] Okay. You Can Go On Your Date.

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Daddy.

Now, Listen To Me. When That Boy Gets Here, I Want To Talk To Him. Got It ?

Got It. You Won't--

Now, Hey !

I Get A Kiss.

♪♪ [ Rock ]

♪♪ [ Whistling ]

Wish Me Luck, Harry.

[ Richmond On Tv ] I Grew Up--

You Ready For This ?

Fifty Dollars For A Couple Hunks Of Cheese And 75 For Fish Eggs.

Thank You.

I'm Gonna Need That Promotion Just To Pay For This Party Tonight.

Make Sure You Laugh At Herb's Jokes, Dear.

He May Even Make You Vice President.

Oh, Look.

Our Do-Nothing President's Trying To Get Reelected.

Tracy, Those Are For The Party. Go To Your Room And Play. Go On.

[ Richmond On Tv ] When We Got Home From School, There Was Always Somebody There.

Whoa ! Ugh. Did You Use Enough Perfume ?

It's Not Perfume. It's Cologne.

Get Outta Here.

Hey, Dad. I Was Wondering, Do You Think I Could Use The Car Tonight ?

Yeah, Take The Station Wagon.

Oh, Come On, Dad. It's The Spring Dance.

A Station Wagon Is The Most Uncool Car Ever Invented.

Well, The B.M.W. Is My Company Car. You're Not Insured To Drive It.

I Mean, I Know, But, Uh-- I'm Kind Of Goin' With A Girl.

You Have A Date ?

Your First Date ! That's Wonderful.

Oh ! Next Time Don't Use So Much Cologne, Dear.

[ Coughing ]

What Kind Of Loser Would Wanna Go Out With You ?

Tracy, Be Quiet, And Give Me That.

All Right. I Want You To Take This.

But Only Use It In Case Of An Emergency. Okay ?

Um, Thanks, Dad.I Appreciate It, But You Know, About The Car. I Got A Date.

- Oh. Yeah. First Date, Huh ? - Yeah.

Better Get That Station Wagon Washed.

Okay. Pennsylvania Avenue. Here We Are.

Thirteen Hundred. Fourteen Hundred.

Fifteen Hundred. Sixteen Hundred.

Oh, The White House. Just Great. [ Laughs ]

Yeah. She Nuked You, Duncan.

There Goes 50 Bucks.

I Wonder If There's A Pennsylvania Avenue South ?

- Name, Please ? - Um, Duncan Fletcher.

Say, I Was Actually Just Wondering, Is There A South Pennsylvania Avenue ?

All Right, Mr. Fletcher.

Up The Driveway, Park In The Visitor's Lot, Check In With The Guard At The Front Door.

Yeah, But--

Drive On.

Yeah, But--

Drive On.

[ Wand Beeping ]

Excuse Me. Think There Might Be A Little Bit Of A Mix-Up Here.

I-- I Met This Girl Named-- Named Hallie, And--

Hallie Will Be Down In A Second, Son.

Hallie's Here ?

Where Else Would You Expect The President's Daughter To Be ?

What ?

Duncan.

Hi.

Hi.

Hallie, Why Didn't You Tell Me You Were The President's Daughter ?

Oh, That ? Must've Slipped My Mind.

You Can Put Your Arms Down Now.

You're Lucky. Last Week They Strip Searched A Guy.

Really ?

Come On. I Want You To Meet Daddy.

Daddy ? You Mean, The President ?

Yeah.

Of Our Country ?

[ Men Chattering ]

[ Paul ] Oh, Good Try, Sir.

Mr. President, As Head Of The Secret Service, It's My Job To Protect You.

But I Can't Do That If You Wander Aimlessly Out Into A Crowd...

Like You Did This Afternoon.

Dan, It Happens To Be An Electioyear. You Cannot Keep Him Locked Up.

- He Can't Be Reelected If He Gets Shot ! - [ Richmond ] Thanks A Lot.

[ Knock At Door ]

Ah, Miss Richmond--

Excuse Me, Daddy ?

Oh, Sweetheart, Come On In.

Gentlemen, Can You Excuse Me For A Second, Please ?

Come On.

Certainly, Sir.

- [ Richmond Sighs ] - Daddy, This Is Duncan Fletcher.

He Doesn't Look Like A Terrorist Kidnapper To Me.

Well, You Never Know About Those Terrorists Though. Do You, Gentlemen ?

- [ Laughing ] - Duncan, How Are You ?

Oh, I'm Fine, Sir. Nice To Meet You.

Come On. Sit Down Over There. Get You Something To Drink ?

Oh, No, Sir. I'm Fine.

You Sure ? Yeah ?

Yes. No, Thank You.

So, Uh, Tell Me About Yourself.

Well, Um, I'm 17 Years Old. I Live In Arlington.

I Attend Franklin High School.

And, Um, I Would've Voted For You, But, Uh, I'm Too Young.

- Well, That's Good Enough For Me. - [ Polite Chuckles ]

You Also, Uh-- You Had Your Appendix Out Last Year.

And, Uh, After You Got Your Driver's License You Got One Parking Ticket...

And No Moving Violations, Right ?

Yes. Th-That's Right. How Did You Know That ?

Well, Sometimes Being President Has Its Advantages.

[ Chuckles ]

But That's-- I Don't Want To Talk To You As The President. I Want To You As A Dad, Duncan.

Yeah. A Dad With His Own Armed Secret Service.

[ Chuckles ]

As Long As You Mention That, Uh, I'm Sure You Know That, Uh, With Hallie...

We Have Certain, Uh, Security Problems That, Uh--

Well, Dan. Duncan, This Is Mr. Thornhill,

Head Of The Secret Service.

First Of All, Today's Little Incident At The Mall...

Illuminates The Need For Extra Restrictions.

Therefore, You Will Limit Yourating Activities To This List Of Preapproved Restaurants,

Movie Theaters And Other Securable Locations.

Okay, So Wait A Second. You're Saying We Can Only Go To These Places And Nowhere Else ?

Correct. Nowhere Else.

Yeah, But, See, We Were Gonna Go To--

We Were Just Gonna Go To Dinner A-And A Movie. Good Night, Daddy.

Good Night, Sweetheart. You Two Have Fun. Be Back By 11:00. Okay ?

Sir. Oh.

Duncan, Nice Meeting You.

Nice Meeting You Too.

Oh, Okay. Good Night.

What About The Dance ?

Don't Worry. We'll Talk About It Later.

Oh, Duncan.

Sir ?

You Will Be Sure To Take Care Of My Little Girl, Right ?

Of Course.

'Cause I Would Hate To Have To Reinstate The Draft Just Because Of You.

Good Night.

Come On, Duncan.

He Was Kidding, Right ?

I Don't Know. Sometimes It's Harder To Be A Dad Than It Is To Be President.

[ Sighs ]

This Is Rumpelstiltskin. We Are Heading West Towards The Movie Theater...

With Snow White And The Frog Prince.

[ Man On Radio ] Copy That.

- Frog Prince ? - The Secret Service Gives Everybody A Code Name.

Yeah, I Know, But Frog Prince ? [ Laughs ]

- ♪♪ [ Latin ] - Oh. Uh--

- ♪♪ [ Bluegrass Banjo ] - ♪♪ [ Yodeling ]

- Oh, Boy. - ♪♪ [ Opera ]

[ Chuckles ] Looks Like My Dad's Been Borrowing My Car Again.

♪♪ [ Rock ]

So... These Guys Go Everywhere With Ya ?

Pretty Much. You're So Lucky.

You Can Go On Dates. You Can Go Rock Climbing.

- Rock Climbing ? - Didn't You Say You Were A Rock Climber ?

I-- I Did. I Am. I Do.

I-- I Climb. I Climb Rocks. Yeah.

But, Uh, Actually, Pretty Much More Now Just Into The, Uh,

You Know, Karate.

Karate ? Wow. What Belt ?

Yeah.

I'm A, Uh-- I'm A Black Belt.

Q@

[ Choking Back Laughter ]

They're Just Lucky These Seats Are Between Us.

- [ Grunting ] - [ Screaming ] - No, No !

- [ Roaring ] - No, No !

How Can They Stand This ?

Geez, I Was In Vietnam, And This Stuff Makes Me Cringe.

[ Crunching ]

Just Try To Think Happy Thoughts.

Are You Sure We Can't Go To The Dance ? I Think We'd Have A Really Good Time.

Sure, We Can Go. First We Gotta Ditch The Suits.

Ditch The Secret Service ?

We Can't Do That. We'll Get In Trouble.

Come On, Mr. Bungee Climber. If We Don't Get Rid Of These Guys...

We're Never Gonna Make It To The Dance.

Okay. So What Do You Have In Mind ?

[ Yelps ]

Hey.

We're Supposed To Protect Them, Aren't We ?

Yeah. I Think He's The One Who Needs Protecting Right Now.

Uh, I Was Just Impaled On A Jelly Bean.

[ Laughs ]

Come On. Follow Me.

Yeah. Okay.

Oh. This Isn't Sanitary.

Do You Like, Have A Wet Nap On You Or Anything ?

Wait Up.

Shh. Come On. Hurry Up.

[ Thud ]

- [ Roaring ] - No !

Here's A Good Part. Watch This.

[ Crunch ]

And Right Off With The Head.

[ Whoops ] That Was So Great !

Oh, I Can't Believe We Got Away With That.

[ Laughing ]

So, Off To The Dance, Right ?

Right.

Just As Soon As I Stop Off And Buy Some New Clothes.

New Clothes ? Why ? What's Wrong With The Clothes You Have On ?

Duncan. Look At Me.

What ? I-- I Think You Look Nice.

I Don't Want To Look Nice. I Want To Look...

Hot !

Just Make A Left Up Here.

Would You Mind Telling Me How They Even Got Out Of Your Sight ?

Well, Sir, We-- Agent Schneider And I Thought...

That Snow White And The Frog Prince Were On The Floor...

Engaging In Some Adolescent... Passion.

Well, Maybe You'd Like To Explain That To The President Of The United States !

[ Man ] Sir, I Didn't See--

No, Sir, I Would Not.

Should We Notify D.C. Police, Sir ?

Not Yet !

I Don't Want The Media Getting Wind Of This.

[ Dial Tone ]

[ Clears Throat ]

How'd He Take It ?

Oh, All Things Considered, Well.

Uh--

Mr. President ? Agent Kelly Just Reported In.

Apparently Hallie Has Gotten Lost.

Lost ?

Well, Actually, We Think She And The Boy May Have Deliberately Run Away.

Run Away ? You Mind Telling Me How A 16 Year Old Girl Can Run Away...

From Two Trained Secret Service Men ?

Uh, We're Still Trying To Ascertain That, Sir.

Meanwhile, Hallie's Out There With No Protection.

Okay. Hallie. You Know Hallie.

She's Probably Just Gone Out For An Ice Cream Or Something.

Look, We Might As Well Go On To The Fund-Raiser,

And As Soon As They Know Anything, They'll Contact Us.

Immediately !

All Right. All Right. We'll Go.

And Dan, I Want You To Find That Boy's Parents And Bring Them To The Fund-Raiser.

- I Want To Talk To Them. - Yes, Sir.

Couldn't This Have Waited Until Later ?

Uh, Hallie ?

You Pretty Much Tried On The Whole Store. Can't You, You Know, Just, Like Pick One ?

No. I Can't Just Pick One.

You Do Want Me To Look Good, Don't You ?

Yeah.

Uh, Could You Do Me A Favor ? Put These Back For Me.

Sure.

Wait, Wait.

And These.

Okay.

And Wait. These Too.

What, Do You Have Somebody In There Making These For You ?

Geez.

Six, Five, Size Six.

Size Whatever.

Ha. Huh.

This Is Cool.

Oh, Duncan ?

Not More Dresses.

Well, Duncan ? What Do You Think ?

Whoa.

Now Duncan, We Must Work On Your Ensemble.

Your Outfit Lacks A Certain... Cohesive Element.

Like What ?

Oh, Duncan. This Is So You.

Yeah, If I Were Dating Someone Named Yoko.

Come On ! I Don't Know How You Got Through 16 Years Of Your Life Without This Outfit.

It's Gonna Take Me Another 16 Years To Pay This Outfit Off.

Well, It's On Sale And-- You've Got A Credit Card, Right ?

Yeah, But I-- I Can't Use It-- I Mean I Don't Like To Use It...

Unless There's An Emergency.

Trust Me, Duncan. This Is What We Call A Fashion Emergency.

[ Girl ] That'll Be $730.16.

Oh, Look, Duncan. It's Club Alien.

Club What ?

Club Alien. That New Club That Just Opened.

We Should Go There.

Okay. We Can Go There-- After The Dance, Of Course.

You Know, You Look A Lot Like President Richmond's Daughter.

Really ? I've Always Thought She Was So Much Prettier Than Me. Bye.

What's Your Policy On Returning Items ?

There's No Return On Sale Items.

[ Moans ]

[ Motorcycle Approaching ]

[ Engine Revving ]

Hallie ? Hey ! How You Doin' ?

Uh, Are You Ready To Go To The Dance ?

Yes, But, Could I Have A Little Bitty Favor ?

Uh, Sure. Like What ?

Could I Drive ?

Oh. You Know What, I'm Really Not Supposed To Let Anybody Else Drive The Car.

I Thought It Was Yours.

Thanks, Duncan. [ Giggles ]

[ Groans ]

Okay. Easy. Slow ! Slow, Slow, Slow !

[ Whooping ]

So Then The Client Comes Back To Me--

Do You Remember This, Charlie ? And He Says, "But I Thought It Was A Portable Vacuum Cleaner !"

[ Laughing ]

That Story Gets Funnier Every Time You Tell It, Herb.

Charles, Honey, We Need More Ice When You Get A Chance.

Okay. Herb, Look, I Have To Get More Ice. Don't Tell Any More Funny Stories Until I Get Back.

You Got It, Charlie. [ Laughs ]

Herb. He Couldn't Make A Hyena Laugh.

Rita ! Rita !

[ Doorbell Ringing ]

You Guys Here For The Party ?

No, Sweetie. We're Federal Agents With The Secret Service.

May We Please Speak To Your Mommy Or Daddy ?

And May I Inquire As To The Reason Of Your Visit Tonight ?

Charles, You Can Kill Him When He Gets Home.

There's Nothing You Can Do About It Right Now.

Oh, Yes, There Is.

I Can Make Sure That Herb, My Boss, Doesn't Find Out...

That Our Teenage Son Has Taken The Company Car For A Joyride.

How Is He Ever Gonna Find Out, For Heaven's Sake ?

Mom, Dad, The Feds Are Here To Arrest Duncan !

[ Abrupt Silence ]

[ Rita ] Duncan Is Out With The President's Daughter ?

I'm Afraid So, Ma'am. And You're Gonna Have To Come With Us.

You Can Bring Your Own Car, If You'd Like.

Of All The Nights For This To Happen !

Well, I'm Sorry, Sir, But The President Wants To See You Now.

Are You Sure We're Talking About Our Duncan ?

They Were Last Seen...

Driving A Red B.M.W., Licence T8d-1016.

Charles, You Let Your Son Drive The Company Car ?

He Was Getting It Washed.

[ Duncan ] Easy. Come To A Nice Stop.

All Right. I'm Impressed.

♪♪ [ Loud Radio ]

[ Guy Whoops ]

Look What We Got Here, Boys. Something I'd Really Like To Have In The Truck. Whoo-Hoo !

Come On Over Here, Sweetie, And Give Me A Big, Smoochy Kiss.

Look At Those Guys. They See A Girl, And They Turn Into Howard Stern.

Yes, It's Very Rude. You're Right. Just Ignore Them.

Come On. Give Us A Little Kiss There, Girl. Mmm.

Hallie !

Hey, What's Your Problem ?

You Guys Late For A Meeting At The Inbred Club ?

Hallie !

Oh, You Better Watch Out, Honey, Or I'll Come Over There And Teach You Some Lessons...

You Never Thought You'd Learn.

Look, Pinhead.

You Get Out Of The Car And Come Over Here And You'll Be Sorry You Were Ever Born.

Oh, Who's Gonna Make Me Sorry ? That Geek You're Ridin' With ?

Excuse Me, But That Geek Happens To Be A Black Belt In Karate,

And He'll Kick Your Big, Ugly Butt.

Hallie !

Ohh.

Go Get 'Em. Go Get 'Em.

Go. Okay, Go. Go, Go, Go !

He's Coming. He's Coming ! Oh, My God !

Get Out Of The Car, Junior. Let's See What You Got !

Get Outta That Car, Boy !

They're Coming. They're Coming. Go.

Go, Go. Just Go.

I Can't ! It's A Red Light. It's Illegal !

Your Dad'll Help Us Later. Go ! Go, Go, Go !

[ Guy Shouting ]

[ Honking ]

[ Tires Screeching ]

Agh ! Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow !

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ] Did You See Them ?

What Are You Trying To Do, Get My Face Rearranged ?

-Well, You Said You Were A Black Belt. -Yeah, But I'm Also A Pacifist !

I'm Sorry ! I Happen To Be A Very Outspoken Person.

Oh, It's Easy To Be Outspoken When You Got Your Own Secret Service, Isn't It ?

What Are You Being So Crabby About ? We Made It, Didn't We ?

We Did. We Did Make It, But There's This Little Catch.

They're Gonna Come Lookin' For Us. We Gotta Get Off The Road, And I Mean Like Now.

We'll Just Hide Out In Here.

[ Tires Screech ]

I'm Drivin' From Now On. Okay ? Okay.

You Think You Could've Parked A Little Closer ?

Probably.

Oh. Oh, Baby. Oh, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You. Not A Scratch.

Hey, Duncan, Look Where We Are ! It's That Dance Club I Told You About.

Let's Go In.

What About Our Dance ?

Well, We'll Just Hang Out There Until The Jerks Are Gone, And-- And Then We'll Go.

Oh, Yeah. We Just Happen To End Up Here.

[ People Shouting ]

This Is Kay Wingate, Reporting Live...

For Wlmw Action News.

The Fund-Raiser Tonight Is Expected To Raise Up To $10 Million...

For The President's Reelection Campaign,

With Some People Paying As Much As $100,000 Just To Sit At The President's Table.

The Protesters Here Tonight Maintain That This Is Tantamount To Buying The Presidency.

This Is Red Eagle. We're Approaching The Fund-Raiser With The Frog Prince's Parents.

[ Man On Radio ] Copy That.

[ Tracy ] Think They Got Anything Good To Eat Here ?

- Open The Door. - [ Rita ] Tracy, Not Now.

Right This Way, Sir.

I Wonder How Much This Little Trip Is Costing The Taxpayers ?

This Way, Please.

I Can't Wait To Meet This Guy.

Charles, Will You Stop It ?

This Is Like A Police State.

Charles, Please.

You Know, I Really Don't Wanna Be Touched Right Now.

Well, I Don't Particularly Like Touching You Either, Sir.

Anyhow, I'm Tellin' Anyone Who'll Listen:

You Wanna Get The Country Back On Track,

You Gottlet The President Finish What He Started !

You Know What I Mean ?

Absolutely.

And The First Lady And I Certainly Appreciate Your Support.

Oh, Yes.

Excuse Me, Mr. President, First Lady.

The People That You Requested Are Here, In The Next Room.

Oh !

Come With Me.

All Right. Fine. Will You Excuse Us For A Minute ?

Something's Come Up.

Oh, Hope It Wasn't The Salmon Mousse !

[ Laughing ]

Hey, Don't Be Long. My Meter's Runnin'. [ Laughs ]

Well, This Is Not How I Envisioned My Day Going.

I Don't Care Who This Guy Is--

Shh.

The Room's Probably Bugged.

Mmm.

No, Don't.

[ Door Opens ]

Mr. President, Charles And Rita Fletcher.

The Boy's Parents.

Hi.

Nice To Meet You.

How Are You ?

It's An Honor To Meet You.

Thank You.

And I'm Tracy.

I'm A Big Fan Of Yours, Even Though My Dad Thinks You're A Loser.

-[ Richmond Chuckles ] -[ Rita ] Tracy ! -What Is Going On Here, Please ?

Well, Evidently Your Son, Uh, Darwin--

Duncan.

Duncan Has Disappeared With My Daughter, Hallie.

We Didn't Know Duncan Was Out With Your Daughter, Mr. President.

He Just Said He Had A Date.

Whoa. Talk About A Miracle.

I Thought A Girl Would Have To Be Brain-Dead To Go Out With Duncan.

Tracy ! Now, You Be Quiet.

Look, This Is A Very Big Night For Us.

There's A Party Back At The House. My Boss Is There.

Now, I-- I Understand,

But Do You Have Any Idea Where They Might Have Gone ?

H-He Said That They Went To The Spring Dance At Franklin High.

I'll Get Two Men Over There Right Away, Ma'am.

You Know, Duncan Is A Good Boy.

I'm Sure That Hallie's Safe.

Oh, Mrs. Fletcher, We're Not Suggesting...

That Duncan Has Done Anything Wrong Here.

[ Charles ] I Don't Even Know Why We Think That This Is Duncan's Fault.

Maybe Haley's Behind All This.

It's Hallie, Dear.

- What ? - Hallie. - Hallie.

Hallie. Hallie Would Never Do Anything Like This.

Except For This Afternoon.

She Ran Away To A Mall This Afternoon.

Well, You See ?

Duncan Has Never Disobeyed Me.

[ Scoffs ]

Well, Except Tonight, Dear, When He Took The Car.

Mr. President ?

Yeah ?

We Have 250 Contributors Out There Who've Paid A Lot Of Money To See You,

And, Uh, They're Not Seeing You, So--

I Understand. Okay.

Right. You'll Have To Excuse Us. Okay. We'll Be Right Back.

Don't Worry.

Bye, Mr. P.

Why Don't You Make Yourself Comfortable, Sir ? It's Gonna Be A While.

Wow ! Look At This Place !

Isn't It Great ?

Yeah.

Do You Wanna Dance ?

Um, You Know, Maybe In A Minute. I'm Actually Gonna Go And Use The Restroom.

Why Don't You Just Hang Out Here, Okay ?

Okay.

All Right.

♪♪ [ Dance Music Playing ]

[ Kids Chattering ]

Hey, How's It Goin' ?

Good. Guy On The Bike, Right ?

That's Right. Wanna Dance ?

Sure.

♪♪ [ Slow Dance ]

[ Phone Ringing ]

[ Ringing Continues ]

Hello ?

[ Duncan ] Yeah !

Duncan, Where Are You ?

I Got Hung Up, But I'm On My Way.

What's The Matter, Duncan ? Couldn't Get A Date From The Kennel Club There, Buddy ?

Oh, I Got A Date. Actually, It's Hallie Richmond, The President's Daughter.

Gimme A Break, Duncan. Says He's Got A Date...

With The President's Daughter.

Yeah, Right.

Oh, Then I Don't Suppose You'd Mind Doubling That Little Wager We Have, Then ?

Let Me Get This Straight. If You Show Up At The Dance...

With Anyone Besides The President's Daughter, You Pay Me A Hundred Bucks.

That's Right.

All Right. You Got Yourself A Bet.

A Hundred Bucks Richer.

He's Really Gone Off The Edge This Time, Man.

[ Laughs ] I'm A Hundred Dollars Richer !

There's No Sign Of Them Anywhere.

They're Not Gonna Show.

Let's Just Keep Lookin'.

Hallie ?

♪♪

Hey ! My Keys ! Come On.

Excuse Me. Excuse Me.

Excuse--

I'll Bet They're Here Somewhere, Boys. Let's Find 'Em.

Yeah. I'll Get That Little Freak.

Tear Him Limb From Limb !

Hallie !

Oh, Hi, Duncan.

You Again. Get Your Own Date, Twerp.

She Is My Date.

Yeah.

Just Let Me Finish Dancing With Steve,

And Then I Promise I'll Dance With You.

Oh, Thanks !

Look, We Can't Right Now. We Gotta Go. Our Friends Are Here.

Our Friends ?

Our--

Move.

Oh ! Sorry, Steve. Gotta Go. It Was Great Dancing With You.

Excu Me. Hurry.

Hurry. Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.

Whoa ! Hallie !

Reid.

Yeah. Wow, Look At You. What You Doin' Here ? Where's Your Secret Service Detail ?

We Ditched Them. Where's Yours ?

Snuck Out.

What, Are You Earning Extra Money Baby-Sitting ?

Duncan, This Is Reid, The Vice President's Mutant Spawn.

Nice To Meet You. Ha-Ha, That Was Good.

Yes. Right.

Okay. We Gotta Get Goin' Now. Come On.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa !

Not Before You Dance With Me. Let's Go !

I Don't Want To Dance With You, Reid.

Okay.

I-- I Don't Get It. You'll Go Out With Him, But You Don't Go Out With Me.

I'm Missing Something.

Yeah. Human Dna.

Well, Lookee Here, Boys ! We Been Lookin' For You, Sweet Thing.

You Ran Over My $300 Boots.

Well, There You Guys Are. We Been Lookin' For Ya.

This Is My Boyfriend. You Remember The Karate Expert ?

He Wants To Kick Your Butt.

Well, Is That A Fact ? [ Laughs ]

Oh ! Mommy.

Come On, Duncan. Let's Go !

[ Moaning ]

Where'd She Go ?

Ah, No Matter. We'll Take Him In The Truck. Let's Go, Boys.

I Don't Know What The Big Deal Is. I Was Just Dancing With Him.

The Big Deal Is The Guy's Bad News, Hallie. Okay ?

Trust Me. I Know.

Duncan, You're Jealous.

Me ? No, No. See, I Don't Get Jealous Of Guys...

That Have Been Featured On America's Most Wanted, All Rit ?

You're In The Real World Now, Hallie. No Secret Service Men.

No Limousines.

Well, Why Don't You Just Take Me Home Then ?

No. No, No, No, No. We Are Goin' To That Dance Now.

It's My Turn To Have Some Fun. You Know, The Kind Where You Don't Get Killed.

[ Bang ]

Aw, Now What ?

Aw, That's Just Perfect !

It's Just A Flat, Duncan.

Yeah. Now We're Never Gonna Make It To The Dance.

[ Cans Rattling ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Moans ]

Reid, Are You Sure You Don't Want A Doctor ?

No, Thanks. I'll Be Okay, Thanks.

So Anyway, I See Hallie In This Dance Club.

What's The Name Of The Club ?

Club Alien. It's On Maryland And 34th.

So Anyway, I See Hallie In This Dance Club Without Her Secret Service Detail,

And I Say To Myself, You Know, Old Ticky-Tock,

"This Is No Place For The President's Daughter."

Okay ? But When I Try And Get Her Out Of There,

This Young Hoodlum That She's With Gets His Gang To Beat Me Up.

Gang !

What ?

Duncan's Not In A Gang !

Are You Sure She Was All Right ?

Yes, Sir. She Was All Right.

[ Sighs ]

This Is Ridiculous !

- Rita, Tracy, Wait Here. - Charles, Where Are You Going ?

By The Time These Clowns Find Duncan, He'll Be A Grandfather.

Charles--

Uh, Wait Here.

George ?

George ?

[ Door Closes ]

I Don't Like This. I Don't Like This One Little Bit.

You Heard His Orders.

By The Way, Where Was Your Secret Service Detail ?

Oh, Uh-- [ Groans ]

Oh !

I Think I Need To See That Doctor Now.

Busted.

Wait A Minute. I'm Comin' With You.

No Chance. You're Just Gonna Get In My Way.

No.

Besides, How Are You Gonna Get Away From The Secret Service ?

If Hallie Can Do It, I Can Do It.

Come Here. Come On.

Ow.

You Know, I Couldn't Believe It. I Finally Get My Redskins Tickets,

Fifty-Yard Line, The New York Giants.

The Redskins Are Six And Two.

Come On.

Then He Decides To Go To Camp David. You Know, He Might Have Understood.

Who Goes To Camp David In November ? Nobody Goes To Camp David In November.

So, I Mean, What Am I Supposed To Say ? "I'm Sorry, Mr. President, I Can't Go.

I Got Redskins Tickets."

Make Way. Pardon Me.

Hey. Hold It.

Let Me Get That For You Guys.

Thank You.

Whew.

Yeah. Figures. Yeah.

[ Engine Starts ]

Nice Bumper Sticker You Got There.

Nice Secret Service You've Got There.

Come On.

All Right, Hallie. I Think We're Ready To Go.

Hallie ?

[ Cans Rattling ]

Uh, Excuse Me, Sir.

Excuse Me. Sir ? Sir ? Excuse Me.

I Was Just Wondering, Did You By Any Chance See The Girl That I Came Here With ?

Do You Know Where She Went ?

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, No.

All Right ! I Got The Eight Ball In On The First Shot !

Hey, Uh, Excuse Me.

Hi. Excuse Me. Excuse Me.

Hey, Duncan.

Hey, Hallie. Excuse Me. I Just-- Excuse Me.

[ Chuckles Awkwardly ] What Are You Doing Here ?

I Had To Go To The Bathroom.

Yeah. Well, Come On. We're Gettin' Out Of Here Right Now.

But I Just Got Here, And I Made Some New Friends.

[ Man ] Hey ! Maybe She Doesn't Wanna Leave.

Yeah. Beat It, Twerp.

Yeah.

Hallie, I Demand You Come With Me.

Right Now !

I'm Warnin' Ya, You Little Creep. Get Outta Here.

Over My Dead Body. [ Gasps ]

My Pleasure.

What ?

Uh, Maybe We'd Better Go Now After All.

What About His Dead Body ?

[ Onlookers ] Yeah !

It's Just A Figure Of Speech.

Here, Uh, Pick A Card. Any Card.

Call It A, Uh-- A Last Request.

Okay, Show It To Everybody. Show It To Everybody.

Show It To Your Friends. Be Sure Everybody Sees It.

Got It Memorized. You Know What It Is ?

I Know What It Is.

Okay. Uh, Put It Anywhere In The Deck. Anywhere You Want.

All Right. You Ready ?

Was Your Card The...

Three Of Clubs, By Any Chance, Was It ?

Way To Go, Duncan !

Give 'Em.

Let Me See That Again.

[ Onlookers Agreeing ]

[ Guests Chattering ]

What Do You Mean, He's Gone ? How Can He Be Gone ?

I Have A Hall Full Of Donors Expecting Him To Give A Speech !

I Have Got The President Of The United States Running Around...

Like A Tourist From Podunk, U.S.A. !

Podunk ?

I May Be Voting For Olsen This Fall. Hi. How Are You ?

What Makes You Think They Might Be Here ?

Duncan And His Friends Spend More Time At The Mall Than They Do At Home.

Why Would Kids Want To Spend Their Time In A Place Like This ?

They've Gotta Be Here Someplace.

Oh, Gosh. I'm Sorry You Have To See This.

What ?

Welcome Back To Reality, Mr. President.

[ Richmond ] Thanks A Lot.

[ Photographer ] Okay. One More.

[ Girls Giggling ]

All Right, Smile.

Wait A Minute.

What ?

There They Are !

Hey, You Two Are In Big Trouble !

Mr. President ! I'm Sorry. I Was Just Kissin' Her.

We Won't Do It Again. We Promise.

That's All Right, Honey. He Just, Uh-- Just Made A Mistake.

Me ?

[ Laughing ]

Thank You. Thank You Very Much.

I'm Gonna Do One More For You Here Now. This One's A Little Bit Different.

If You Notice My Lovely Assistant Here Is Holding A Pair Of Stainless Steel Handcuffs.

If You Could Just-- Could You Come Over Here ?

Wanna Lock That On My Arm Here ? Bring It Right Around Back There.

Fantastic.

Put 'Em On Tight, Chickie.

All Right. Now If You'll All Notice Here, The Handcuffs Are Securely Fastened...

Around My Wrists, Nowhere For Me To Go, Right ?

Now If You Could All Do Me A Favor. Could You Count To Five For Me, Please ?

One, Two, Three--

[ Sneezes ] Sorry, My Fault.

If We Could Just Start Over, That Would Be Great.

One, Two, Three, Four--

Five. Thank You Very, Very Much.

No, No. Thank You, Guys. Here, I Believe These Are Yours.

Thank You Very Much.

Duncan, Come On. Show Us Another One.

- [ All Agreeing ] - Skull, Hog, Guys.

I Would Love To Do One More, But Unfortunately My Lady Friend And I Have To Go Off To A Dance Now.

But Thank You, G Ga Lot.

Really Appreciate It.

I Can't, I'm Sorry, Guys. Really. You Ready ? Oh. Skull, Baby.

There You Go, There's Your Wallet, Pal.

Appreciate It. For This Evening, I Really Appreciate It, But We Gotta Get Going. Okay ?

Night, Guys.

Night, Everybody. Thank You.

Good Night, Washington !

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughs ]

I Did Not Know You Could Do Magic.

That Is So Cool.

Do You Really Think So ?

Yeah. I Don't Know Anybody Our Age Who Can Do That.

All Right. So, Are You Ready To Go To The Dance ?

Ready.

[ Tires Screeching ]

That's My Car. That's My Car !

Hey ! Stop ! Stop ! Stop !

Stop ! [ Groans ]

Oh, At Least Come Back And Kill Me. Save My Father The Trouble.

[ Whoops ]

[ Giggles ]

You Look So Hot In This Car.

You Don't Look So Bad Yourself.

[ Car Horns Honking ]

Later ! I'm Hungry. Let's Get Something To Eat.

Your Wish Is My Command. [ Whoops ]

I'm Really Sorry About Your Car, Duncan.

That's Not My Car.

That's My Father's Car. My Father's Company Car.

It Is ?

Why'd You Tell Me It Was Yours ?

I Don't Know.

But You Know Something ? It's Gone Now,

And We Gotta Go Report It To The Police.

Come On.

No, Duncan ! They'll Call The Secret Service !

Come On. We Can Just Get This Straightened Out Later.

Straightened ? No, No, We Will Not ! We Will Straighten It Out Now.

But Duncan ! What About The Dance ?

What ? Hi ! Were You Out Gettin' Popcorn The Last Five Minutes ?

My Dad's Car Was Just Stolen ! We Gotta Go Report That To The Cops.

Let's Go.

Duncan, Wait, Wait, Wait. Just Listen, Okay ?

What Are Your Parents Gonna Do To You When We Get Home Tonight ?

Grounded. For Life.

No Allowance. Oh, Yeah. I Get To...

Lick The Garage Clean Once A Week, Forever... Plus A Month.

And I Won't Be Allowed To Date Till I Get Married.

So What Difference Does It Make If We Turn Ourselves In Now Or Just Wait A Few More Hours ?

I Mean, How Much More Trouble Could We Get Into ?

[ Scoffs ]

Duncan ! This Is Our Last Night Of Freedom.

Our Last Night !

Let's At Least Go To The Dance.

You Know Something, Hallie ?

You're Right.

You Are Absolutely Right.

We Should Go To That Dance. I Mean, Tomorrow... I'm Dead.

So Why Not Go Now, Enjoy The Evening, Then Tomorrow We Kiss The Teen Years Good-Bye.

Let's Go To The Dance !

I Can't Believe George Just Walked Out Like That.

Well, I'm Sure The Secret Service Will Find Them.

Yes.

By The Way, If You Need To Go To The Banquet,

I'll Understan

Well, Frankly, I'd Rather Stay Here.

Would You Like Something To Eat ?

- Sure. - I'll Get Them To Send Something Up.

But Won't They Miss You Out There ?

Oh, Believe Me, They Never Miss The First Lady.

[ Chuckles ]

Did You See Where Tracy Went ?

Not Bad.

At A Hundred G's A Plate, It Ought To Be.

Hey, You Gonna Eat That ?

- [ Slap ] - Hmph !

[ Alarm Jangling ]

[ Man ] Stop, Thief ! Stop !

I've Been Robbed !

I Told You I'd Get Us Something To Eat !

Who Needs Money When You've Got Disguises ?

[ Man ] Stop, Thief !

Police !

Baby, You Look So Hot In That Paper Bag.

Thank You.

You Don't Look So Bad Yourself.

Whoo-Hoo ! Here Comes Da Judge !

We've Been To The Mall, The Video Arcade And The Magic Shop.

I Don't Know Where Else To Look.

You're Telling Me You Don't Know Where Your Own Son Would Be Likely To Go ?

Okay, Mr. Family Values, Where Does Hallie Like To Go ?

Paris.

Oh, Gee. Maybe That's Where They Went.

[ Car Engine Racing ]

Hey ! That's My Car !

[ Richmond ] What ! That's Them ?

[ Tires Squealing ]

I Ought To Know My Own Car. Come On !

Hallie ! Hallie !

Go. Go, Go, Go.

I'm Going. I'm Going !

Just Drive ! Drive !

[ Honking ]

[ Honking ]

Come On. It's Us !

Hey, There's Someone Following Us.

Cops ? Maybe We'll Be On Tv.

[ Honking ]

No.

A Station Wagon.

Don't Worry. I'll Lose 'Em !

[ Squealing ]

[ Squealing ]

I Can't Believe That They're Running Away From Us.

Maybe They Don't Recognize Us.

[ Siren Wails ]

[ Siren Continues ]

Oh, No !

What ?

A Cop.

Oh, Great.

All Right. Pull Over. I'll Handle This.

Sometimes Being President Has Its Advantages.

Officer, You're Making The Biggest Mistake Of Your Career.

- Oh, Oh, Oh. Is That Right ? - That's Right.

Yeah ? Well, The White House Says President Richmond's At A Fund-Raiser.

He Has Been All Night.

You Call This Handling It ?

Who Knew We'd Be Dealing With Morons ?

Oh, And You Had To Tear Up The Ticket Just To Make Your Point, Huh ?

It's Not My Fault He Didn't Know I'm... Me.

It Would Help If You Would Carry Some Identification.

Any Kind Of I.D.

[ Tv Announcer ] And Coming Up This Hour,

Live Coverage With Kay Wingate,

Live At The President's Fund-Raiser--

Oh, Hey ! Look.

- There's Your Fund-Raiser. - Yeah.

[ Announcer ] We're Gonna Have The Story Live For You Right Here.

Yeah, It's Funny. They Get Riled Up When You Raise Money,

But If You Don't, You Lose.

Sometimes I Think The Best Thing That Could Happen To Me Is I Lose This Election.

Can't Even Remember The Last Time I Did Something With Hallie Just For The Fun Of It.

It's Not Easy Being President And A Parent, Believe Me.

Hey, It's Not Easy Being A Parent Even When You're Not President.

Duncan And I Are Practically Strangers.

I Work Six Days A Week.

I Don't Even Get A Chance To Play Golf Anymore.

You Play Golf ?

Yes, I Do.

- In Fact, I Was Captain Of My College Team. - Hmm.

You Play ?

Not Lately.

Too Busy With The Campaign. I Don't Have Time For Anything.

Okay, Mr. President.

You Get One Phone Call.

Thank You Very Much.

Hey, Doesn't The Secretary Of Agriculture Get A Call Too ?

So, Is There Anything Else We Could Do Before We Turn Ourselves In ?

I Mean Before We Go To The Dance.

Like What ?

I Don't Know. Normal Stuff.

I Mean, What Do You And Your Friends Do When There's No Dance ?

I Don't Know. Nothing.

Except, You Know, Hang Out With Other People That Are Pretty Much Doin'--

Well, Nothing.

You Seem To Think That, You Know, Having A Normal Life Is Really Glamorous. It's Not.

I Mean You Wake Up In The Morning. You Go To School. Your Teachers Hassle Ya.

You Go Home. Your Parents Hassle Ya.

You Wake Up In The Morning. You Do It All Over Again.

Having A Normal Life, It's-- It's Really Boring.

I Mean Look At You. You Jet-Set Around The World. You Meet Really Famous People.

And Every Ment Of Every Day Is Planned And Scheduled For Me.

I Mean, I Don't Even Have Time To Have A Boring Moment.

I Haven't Had Too Many Of Those Either, Since I Met You.

Hey, Look.

[ People Shouting ]

Hey, This Is Where My Daddy's Fund-Raiser Is ! Let's Check It Out.

Hallie, What About The Dance ? [ Groans ]

Hallie, Hallie, Look. I Think We Should Really Get Outta Here...

Before Somebody Spots Us, Okay ?

No. I've Never Gotten To See One Of These From The Outside Before.

Excuse Me.

Hi. Sorry.

And Now Let's Go Over Here And See If We Can Talk To Some Of These Protesters.

Uh, Miss ? What's Your Opinion ?

Listen. Richmond And His Administration...

Have Totally Destroyed Everything This Country Once Stood For.

-And This Fund-Raiser ? It Just Proves They're All Crooks. -That's Not True !

Obviously You Have A Different Opinion About The President, Miss ?

- You Bet I Do ! - What Are You Doin' ?

You Look A Little Like--

Like The President's Daughter. I Know. I Get That A Lot.

They Are Just A Couple Of Teenagers, Gentlemen.

[ Tv Continues ]

How Difficult Can It Be ? Find Them !

Tracy. Thank You. Where Have You Been ?

Eating. Where Else ?

[ Phone Ringing ]

Thornhill Here.

[ Crowd Chanting On Tv ]

What ? You're Where ?

Well... How Did You End Up There ?

Never Mind. We'll Be Right Down.

Well, You'll Never Guess Where The President Is.

No. You'll Never Guess Where Duncan Is.

- So Tell Us, Miss, What Do You Think About The President ? - Oh.

I Think He's Basically An Okay Guy,

Except, You Know, He Could Probably Lighten Up Some.

- I Don't Believe It. - What About You ? What Do You Think Of The President ?

Me-- What Do I Think Of The Pre-- Um,

I Think The President Is A Great, Great Man-- And Forgiving.

And We Should All Get Behind Him.

Cool. My Brother's A Tv Star.

- Get 'Em ! - Yes, Sir ! Right.

You Obviously Disagree With This Young Man.

Well, Totally.

This President Is Using The Secret Service To Spy On Our Organization.

That Is Not True. He Would Never, Ever Do That.

Oh, Honey, You Are So Young And Naive.

President Richmond Is A Very Corrupt And Evil Man.

How Can You Say That ? Do You Know How Hard It Is To Be The President...

24 Hours A Day, Seven Days A Week,

People Wanting Something From You Every Moment ?

He Never Has Time To Do Anything For Himself, Anything Fun, Anything Normal.

- You Don't Even Know Him. - Hallie.

I Know What He Does. I'm Surprised He Hasn't Already Sent In His Goon Squad...

To Break Up This Legal Protest.

There They Are ! They're Over There !

I Got 'Em !

Secret Service ! Secret Service ! Here They Come ! Come On !

Excuse Me.

See ? Here They Come. Here They Come.

What Did I Tell You ?

Get Out Of The Way !

Out Of The Way.

Excuse Me.

Excuse Me !

Go !

Go !

Out Of The Way !

Move It !

[ Duncan ] Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go !

Stop !

Hey !

[ Shouting Continues ]

Hallie, Come On !

Don't Lose 'Em !

♪♪ [ Lounge ]

Excuse Us. Sorry.

Excuse Me ! Sorry. Come On. This Way.

Move It ! Move It !

Murphy, Three Men, Go That Way. Weir, Rogers, Follow Me !

Come On. They Gotta Be Here Somewhere.

Well, They're Not.

Larry, Follow Me.

Hurry Up, Duncan, Before They Spot Us !

I'm Comin'.

Slowly, But I'm Comin'.

Right This Way.

Cool. Daddy's In Jail.

- Charles ? Oh, Dear. - George ?

Honey, We Just Saw The Kids On Television.

So Did We. Dan Sent The Secret Service Out To Get Them,

But They Got Away.

What ?

Are You Sure You Want These Guys Protecting You ?

Would You Please Let My Husband Out Of Jail ?

Excuse Me.

I Swear, Mr. President. I Had No Idea.

- Oh ! - I Just Talked To The Precinct Captain.

I Told Him If They Catch Him, To Call Us Before They Do Anything Else.

Can We Get Back The Fund-Raiser Before The Press Gets Wind Of This ?

We're Not Going Back To The Fund-Raiser. We're Going Back To The White House.

Mr. President, If You Don't Go Back To That Fund-Raiser, It Could Cost Us $10 Million.

And That's Money We're Gonna Need In The Fall Against Olsen.

Paul, For The Rest Of The Night, I'm Just A Father.

Let Somebody Else Be President.

If Duncan Goes To Jail, Can I Have His Room ?

Tracy, Please, Not Now.

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ R Horns Honking ]

T8d 1016. That's Our Boy.

[ Engine Starts ]

Let's Get Him.

[ Siren Wailing ]

[ Wailing Continues ]

Uh-Oh.

Cops. Fear Not, Sweet Pea.

Hang On !

[ Panting ]

[ Whimpers ]

[ Sighs ]

We'll Wait Up Here For A Few Minutes, And Then We'll Go Back Down.

Are You Okay ?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm Fine.

No, No. I'm Not Okay. No.

I've Got A Little Confession To Make.

I'm Not A Rock Climber.

The Only Thing I've Actually Ever Climbed In My Life Were Stairs.

And I'm Not A Bungee Jumper.

And The Only Thing I Know About Karate Is What I Saw In The Jackie Chan Movies.

I Didn't Take You For The Sportsman Type.

Are You Mad ?

I Figure If You Wanted To Impress Me That Badly,

Then You Must Really Like Me.

Well, Yeah.

I Haven't Been Totally Up-Front With You Either.

When We First Met, I Deliberately Didn't Tell You Who I Was...

Because I Was Afraid You Wouldn't Want To Go Out With Me.

[ Chuckles ] Well, Why Wouldn't I Want Too Out With You ?

As You May Have Noticed, My Life Is Kind Of... Complicated.

That's True.

And, Even Though I've Gotten Into More Trouble Tonight...

Than I Have In My Entire Life,

I've Still Had A Really Great Time.

For The Most Part.

Me Too.

Hey, Um, I Got This For You...

Back At The, Uh-- At The Clothing Store.

[ Gasps ] Thank You !

♪♪ [ Lounge ]

Listen.

I Love This Song !

Do You Wanna Dance ?

Here ?

Yeah. It'd Be Fun.

I Don't Know How.

Come On. I'll Show You. It's Easy.

Let's Just Stay Up Here All Night...

And Watch The Sunrise.

What About The Dance ?

It's Gonna Be Over Pretty Soon.

Yeah, But, Um--

You Know, We Really Have To Go To That Dance.

Why ? We'll Only Make The Last Five Minutes,

And It's So Beautiful Up Here.

It Is. It Really Is Beautiful,

But, You Know, If I Don't Show Up At That Dance--

What ?

Well,

I, Uh--

I-- I Sort Of Made This Bet.

A Bet ?

What Kind Of A Bet ?

It Was, Um, About You.

You Made A Bet About Me ?

Um, Yeah, I, Uh,

Bet My Friends $100 I'd Show Up At The Dance With The President's Daughter.

Oh, So That's Why You Were So Eager To Get Me To The Dance.

I'm Just Some Kind Of Trophy To Show Off To Your Friends.

I Thought You Went Out With Me 'Cause You Liked Me, Duncan.

Looks Like You're Gonna Lose Your Bet.

Hallie ! Ha-- Hallie !

Hallie ! Hallie, Come On ! Wait, Please.

Please, Stop, Hallie. It Was A Stupid Bet. I'm Sorry.

It Was Before I Got To Know You.

[ Groans ]

Hallie ? Hallie !

[ Motorcycle Approaching ]

Well, Fancy Meeting You Here.

What's The Matter ? You Having A Bad Night ?

You Could Say That.

The Guy I Was With Ended Up Being A Real Jerk.

Yeah, The More Immature They Are, The More They Feel They Gotta Prove Themselves.

Tell Me About It.

I Thought He Lik Me For Me, You Know ?

A Woman Like You Doesn't Need A Boy.

She Needs A Man--

A Man Who Understands Her.

Give Me A Break.

All I'm Sayin' Is, Don't Let This Guy Ruin Your Whole Evening.

Hop On. Let Me Show You A Real Good Time.

- Like What ? - Me And My Roommates Are Having A Little Party Tonight.

You Can Be My Date. How About It ?

I'm Not So Sure.

Come On.

Hallie ! Hallie !

I'd Love To.

[ Engine Revving ]

Hey.

Hallie, Where Are You Going ?

Steve And I Are Going To A Party At His House, And I'm Gonna Be His Date.

Hallie, You Don't Know This Guy.

Don't Wait Up For Us, Fletcher.

[ Whimpering ]

A, B, C,

D, E.

Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger. Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger.

I Got You.

♪ Well, All Right Watch Out ♪♪

Pizza Chimp.

Hey !

Sorry, National Emergency !

What Are You Doing ? [ Whines ]

[ Sirens Wailing ]

[ Chuckling ]

I Really Hate My Life.

[ Tires Screeching, Horns Honking ]

[ Man ] Whoa !

Hang On ! We're Headin' Into Hyperspace !

[ Tires Screeching ]

Oh, Truck, Truck, Truck, Truck !

[ Both Screaming ]

[ Tires Screeching ]

- [ Sighs ] - Whoa ! Yeah !

Whoa ! These Antilock Brakes Rule !

[ Guns Cocking ]

Freeze !

Something Wrong, Officer ?

Some Set Of Wheels, Huh ?

♪♪ [ Rock ]

You Live Here ?

Yeah.

I Know It's A Little Rough, But Wait Till You See The Inside.

Mr. President,

Ladies And Gentlemen, They've Just Been Apprehended...

In An Alley On Tenth After A High-Speed Chase.

Cool.

Oh, My.

Oh, That's Great.

Apparently, They Are Also Suspects In A Convenience Store Holdup...

Earlier This Evening.

What ? Are They All Right ?

They're Fine. I'm Having Them Brought Here Immediately.

Olsen's People Are Gonna Have A Field Day With This.

"Daughter Of Family Values President On Crime Spree."

Our Son Is A Juvenile Delinquent.

And Our Daughter Is Patty Hearst.

♪♪ [ Rock ]

[ Glass Shattering ]

[ Man Laughing ]

What's That Smell ?

Oh, That.

That's Been Here Since We Moved In. Don't Worry. You'll Get Used To It.

[ Nervous Laugh ]

Come On In.

Hey, Steve-O !

Otto !

Who Is Your Friend ?

This Is Hallie. She's Gonna Party With Us For A While.

Now Listen. If You Get Sick Of Him, You Just Let Me Know.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

Get Out Of Here, Man.

Come On.

[ Glass Shatters ]

Hallie ! Hallie !

Hello.

Hi. Sorry. Obviously You're Not Steve Ellinger.

Is There A Steve Ellinger, Jr. Here This Evening ?

Close The Door Quick, Herbert. It's One Of Those Psychos.

- Beat It ! - That Would Be A No.

♪♪ [ Rock ]

About Ready To Dance ?

Yeah. Sure.

Steve ? Steve, What Are You Doing ?

I Was Trying To Kiss You.

Look. I Really Like You And All, But That's Moving Too Fast.

Okay.

These Are The Ones, Sir.

[ Gasps, Laughs ]

Hey, It's The President.

Who Are These Punks ?

You're Sure These Are The Ones ?

Yes, Sir. Red B.M.W., T8d 1016.

How's It Going, Mr. P. ?

Hey, Where'd You Get That Car ?

Hey, Lighten Up, Man. We Boosted It. Oh, There Was No One In It.

Get 'Em Out Of Here.

Let's Go.

Hey, Uh, Mr. P., You Think We Could Stay In The Lincoln Bedroom ?

Now's Not A Good Time ? We'll Call You !

Hey, Guys, Could We Go To The Souvenir Shop On The Way Out ?

So Where Are They ?

Dan.

[ Gulps ]

I'll-- I'll Get Right Back To You On That.

Come On. Come On ! Faster. Faster !

Steve, What Are You Doing ? Stop.

What's Your Problem, Huh ?

I Think You'd Better Take Me Home Now.

Look, I'll Take You Home When I'm Ready.

Fine. I'll Walk.

Excuse Me.

Strike Three. He's Out.

Shut Up, Man !

Where Do You Think You're Going ?

Home.

I'll Take A Bus If I Have To.

Look, Nobody Walks Out On Steve Ellinger.

Oh, Well, Then I Guess I'm Nobody, 'Cause That's Exactly What I'm Doing.

Let Me Go !

All Right.

You Be A Good Little Girl, Come Back In The House And I'll Take You Home Later.

Steve, I Mean It ! Let Me Go !

Steve, Stop ! I--

- I Wanna Go Home Now ! - Hallie !

Hey, Let Her Go !

Duncan !

Come On, Hallie. I'm Here To Take You Home.

Maybe She Doesn't Want To Go.

I Do Want To Go Home.

You Shut Up !

Maybe She Doesn't Want To.

Look. You Got Five Seconds To Get Out Of Here. One, Two--

Five ! [ Grunts ]

Duncan, Are You Okay ?

I'm Okay, Hallie. You Stay Out Of This, All Right ?

- I'm Handling It. - You Want Some More ?

Yeah, I Want Some More ! [ Grunts ]

- Duncan ! - Hallie, I'm Handling This. Just Stay Up There.

Better Give It Up, Little Man, Before I Really Get Angry !

You Like That, Hallie ? Hey, You Like That ?

[ Yells ]

[ Grunts ]

Just Stop It !

- [ Cats Meowing ] - You Leave Him Alone, You Big Jerk !

- [ Chomping ] - [ Yelling ]

You Stay O Of It !

Oh, Steve.

Smile !

Yeah ! Ow !

Oh, Duncan ! You Idiot ! You Could Have Gotten Killed !

We're Both Gonna Get Killed If We Don't Get Out Of Here.

His Friends Might Come And Help. We Gotta Go.

Wait.

Where Are You Going ?

- Oh, Steve. - Huh ?

[ Motorcycle Smashes ]

Ooh ! [ Snickering ]

[ Smashing Continues ]

Oh.

[ Giggles ]

Loser.

Catch You Later, Steve-Arino.

Sorry.

You Were Right, Duncan.

If I Were More Careful Like You, I Wouldn't Get Into So Much Trouble.

Well, If You Were More Careful Like Me, You Wouldn't Have A Life.

You Just Gotta Be Careful Who You Hang Out With, That's All.

I Guess Not Everybody's As Nice As You.

Oh, I Don't Know How Nice I Am.

I've Been Trying To Get You To That Dance All Night...

Just So I Could, You Know, Win 100 Bucks.

I'm Sorry.

You Know, I Guess I-- I Kind Of Used Ya.

[ Sighs ] I Kind Of Used You Too.

I Wanted To Go Out So Badly, I'd Have Said Yes To Anybody.

But I'm Really Glad It Was You, Duncan.

You Sure You Don't Want Me To Go With You ?

[ Laughs ] Yeah.

Daddy Will Be Mad Enough As It Is.

Oh, Hey, Um-- [ Clears Throat ]

I Thought, Uh, You Know, You Might Like To Have This Back.

So, Think We'll Ever Get To See Each Other Again ?

Maybe.

I Won't Be The President's Daughter Forever, You Know.

Yeah, Only Four More Years, If Your Father Gets Reelected.

Bye, Hallie.

Hallie, Where You Been ?

Don't Worry, Guys.

I'm Not Goin' Anywhere.

Not Anymore.

Snow White Has Returned To The Castle.

Roger That.

Trust Me. It'll Happen. Watch.

All Right. There You Go.

Hmm. See, That's Too Tense.

You Have To Loosen The Shoulders As A Pendulum.

All Right.

I Don't Feel Tense.

Go Ahead. Perfect.

Well, How Abt-- That's Not Bad.

Oh, Hallie !

Oh, Thank God.

I'm Okay.

- Where Have You Been ? - A Lot Of Places.

- Where Is Duncan ? - He's On His Way Home.

Oh, He's Home. Just Wait Till I Get My Hands On Him.

Look, I Am Really Sorry About Tonight.

- And Good Luck On Your Campaign, Huh ? - Good Luck On Your Promotion.

Yeah, After Tonight I'm Gonna Need It.

Good Night. Thank You.

Let's Go.

Good Night.

Good Night, Mr. P.

Good Night, Tracy.

Is It Breakfast Yet ?

Will You Come On, Please ?

[ Door Closes ]

Young Lady, You Have Cost The Taxpayers Nearly $50,000 !

- We'll Handle It, Dan. - And You Could Have Cost Your Father His Reelection.

Good Night, Gentlemen.

This Is Family Business, Not An Affair Of State.

Sir, I'm Just Trying To--

Good Night !

[ Sighs ]

[ Door Closes ]

Well, First Order Of Business.

Would It Help If I Said I'm Sorry ?

Wouldn't Hurt, But You're Still Not Off The Hook.

[ Charles ] I Still Can't Believe It.

Seventeen Years Of Being Completely Responsible And Trustworthy.

I Used To Brag About You To My Friends Who Had Wild Teenagers.

- Boy, Oh, Boy, You Have Really Made Up For Lost Time. - Sign Here, Sir.

Sorry.

And You Are Grounded Indefinitely.

And Your Allowance-- That's Gone.

Get In.

[ Charles ] Look, Duncan. I Was Pretty Rough On You Back There,

But I've Been Thinking When You're No Longer Grounded, We Should Do Some Stuff Together.

Maybe Play A Little Golf.

Maybe You Can Teach Me One Of Those Magic Tricks.

- Really ? - Yeah.

Sure. That'd Be Great. [ Chuckling ]

Well, That's A Great Jacket.

Looks-- Looks New.

- Expensive. - Oh, It Was.

You Know, An Emergency Came Up So I Did What You Told Me To. I Charged It.

You Charged It ?

Well, You-- Dad, Look Out !

[ Horn Honks, Tires Screech Car Crashes ]

[ Horn Honking ]

[ Man ] You Idiot ! What, You Didn't See Me ?

You Didn't See The Sign ? What Part Of "Stop" Don't You Understand ?

Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, One Hundred.

So What Did You Really Do Saturday Night ?

You Chickened Out ?

[ Cackling ]

Saturday Night, Uh, I Had A Date With The President's Daughter.

Got Chased All Night By The Secret Service.

My Dad's Car Was Stolen, Got Into A Brawl At A Dance Club.

Put On A Magic Show At A Biker Bar. That Was Pretty Cool.

Uh, Was On Television, And, Oh, Right, I Kicked Steve Ellinger's Butt.

[ Laughing ]

Any Other Stupid Questions ?

All Right, You Don't Have To Tell Us If You Don't Want To, Duncan.

I Don't Really Care If You Guys Believe Me Or Not.

You Know Why ? Saturday Night Was The Night Of My Life.

I Mean, I Got To Go Out With A Girl Who Is Beautiful...

And Smart And Funny, And She Liked Me For Me.

And, Oh, Yeah, She Thinks Magic's Pretty Cool.

[ Laughing ]

Whatever.

The Election Of 1920 Had A Lot Of First-Time Voters.

Does Anyone Remember Who They Were ?

- Duncan. - Huh ?

Wake Up, Duncan.

[ Knock At Door ]

[ Students Laughing ]

Secret Service, Ma'am. We're Here For Duncan.

Duncan, The Secret Service Is Here For You.

Oh, Now What Did Io ? [ Sighs ]

Boys.

Nice To See You Again, Duncan.

Mm-Hmm.

Mm-Hmm.

Whoa.

Whoa.

[ Boy ] Check It Out.

That's All Right, Gentlemen. I'll Take It From Here.

Hello, Mr. President.

Well, Duncan,

I Must Say That Since You And I First Met, Uh,

It's Been Very Exciting.

Uh, Yeah.

Listen. About That, Mr. President, I Just Want You To Know That It Was My Fault.

Hallie Had Nothing To Do With It. She's Completely Innocent.

Hallie Told Me Everything That Happened Saturday Night.

Everything ?

Even About The Boy On The Motor Bike.

Yeah.

Well, You Know, I Guess If We Didn't Ditch The Secret Service,

Then I Wouldn't Have Had To Save Her.

Yeah, But You Did, Didn't You ?

And For That, I Want To Thank You From The Bottom Of My Heart.

Well, It Was My Pleasure, Mr. President.

Of Course I'm Never Gonna Get To See Her Again, But--

Oh, I'm Not Sure I'd Veto That Idea.

Really ?

In Fact, I'd Feel Fine Knowing She's Out With You.

Duncan, If You Ever Need Anything, Let Me Know, Okay ?

Well, Thank You, Mr. President.

- All Right. - Bye.

Actually, Mr. President !

Now That You Mention It, There Is One Little Thing You Could Do For Me.

Charles.

You'll Never Guess Who I Just Got Off The Phone With.

Who ?

The White House.

- The White House ? - The President...

Wants Me To Play Golf With Him On Saturday,

And He Specifically Asked That I Bring You With Me.

Really ? The President ?

Start Working On Your Golf Swing,

Mr. Vice President In Charge Of Operations.

[ Laughing ] The President, Charles.

Saturday. [ Laughing Continues ]

I Wonder If The Secret Service Knows My Handicap.

[ Door Closes ]

Thank You, George.

Thank You Very Much.

-Evening, Mr. Fletcher. -Top Of The Evening To You, Ron.

You Must Be Getting Used To This, Duncan.

Do You Actually Own Another Suit ?

Duncan ?

Hey.

- Night, Dad. Night, Mom. - Night, Baby. - Good Night.

Don't Worry, Mr. President. I'll Have Her Home By 11:00.

Whenever.

Thanks, Dad.

Have Fun.

You Know, Once This Election's Over,

Why Don't We Take A Little Family Vacation ?

What Were You Thinking, Camp David ?

I Was Thinking Camp David.

Or Paris.

Paris.

Paris.

I Never Thought We'd Get The Chance To Do This Again.

Yeah, I Know.

You Know, Your Dad Is A Really Cool Guy For Trusting Us Like This.

Yeah.

♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ Oh, Yeah, My Date With Her ♪

♪ So Good ♪

♪ So Good ♪

♪ So Young ♪

♪ So Young ♪

♪ So Free ♪

♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ My Date With The President's Daughter ♪

♪ Oh, Yeah, My Date With Her ♪♪