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Which kind of stereo are you looking for, sir?

I don't know, man. I'm looking for something big, you know, something loud.

Big? We got 1,000 watt, 2,000 watt.

I got a small car.

Small car, big sound.

Well, actually, Jamal here knows quite a bit about car audio.

Hello,

ma'am.

How are we doing today?

Doing very well. What can I help you with?

Oh, you want to sell something? Alright, let me, I'll pick this up for you.

No problem.

How you doing today, by the way?

Excellent, excellent.

Alright.

Fragile? Was it fragile?

What's in the box?

Oh, that was a reference. I guess you didn't get it.

Oh, drums, hey?

All right, if you don't mind, I'm going to take this stuff out of here and place

it right here. Is that all right? Oh, yeah, thanks.

Where do you put these?

You shape them, I think.

Was that a rice maker?

No, they're from Morocco.

I've never been to Morocco, actually.

No, they're not from Morocco. They're Morocco.

So what do you do with them? I don't get it.

What does that do, though? I don't get it.

You've never listened to Latin music, I guess.

Music? Like these are instruments?

These ain't instruments. Come on now. Where's your banjo? Where's your fiddle?

Where's your guitar?

I don't have any of those.

Well, come on. That's music. That's how you make music right there.

That one's a cowbell.

A cowbell?

Yeah. You guys have cattle?

Well, no. It's not for the cow. It's a big noise.

You make music with it? I mean, hell, I've heard stranger things, but...

Alright. If you don't mind, I'm going to set this box now right here. Is that

okay?

So, instruments, eh?

Yeah.

From Morocco, you said?

No. They're just from my house.

Alright.

Um, where's your house?

Well, um, I live here in the States.

Okay. But my family left, they moved back, and so I got this.

Alright, so your family left, they left you these instruments, and now you want

to sell them.

Yeah. Why are you selling them?

Oh, I need money.

Is it because you don't know how to play them? Because they ain't a banjo or a

fiddle? No, no.

You mean, oh, is everything all right?

Yeah, they just... Did they get deported?

No,

they didn't get deported. They just wanted to move back.

All right.

You know, with that whole, you know, what's going on with the government and

all that and all the speculation as to who's going to stay, who's going to go,

you have me worried there for a second. I know. We were Americans.

We didn't get deported. Oh, all right. Well, I salute you. I salute you.

All right.

So what were you looking to get for...

this stuff?

I mean as much as I can.

I don't know really how much it's worth, but I mean as much as I can get.

That's a very open statement right there. I mean, I got like five bucks in

here I could give you. Is five bucks good for it? I can't do that.

Well, how much does your family need?

A lot.

Is everything alright, ma'am?

The house you're living in?

Their house in Ecuador.

I need to send them money.

Ecuador? What county is that in?

It's out of the country. It's not in a county.

Oh, I got you. I got you.

So how many instruments do you have here?

One, two, three, four, five.

Well, I want to make sure they all work. Hey, Jamal.

I used to play in a grassroots band here.

Help me out now.

Excuse me, sir.

Sir, you were looking for audio stuff, right?

I'll give you a discount. Come on over here and help us out here.

We're going to form the Down South Pond Band here real quick.

And that's not pond, that's pond.

Wrap your lips around that one right there.

That I don't know. I ain't from where she's from.

All right, now, is everybody ready here?

All right, here we go. Here we go. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three.

Here we go now.

She's got to send money back home.

Look at this. All right.

Come on now.

Aruba, right?

Aruba. Are they good then?

Ain't that how it goes?

Aruba? Who what?

Aruba.

Aruba.

Aruba.

I thought it was Aruba.

All right, guys.

Thank you very much for your help. Hey, give him a 5% off, all right? Oh,

yeah, he likes.

Whatever.

I don't know. All right.

All right.

That sounded great.

Honestly, I think we could be top ten.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Well,

I don't really even know where you would begin to start a band. I mean, that kind

of honestly sounded awful.

But if it ain't got a bunch of strings in it, I ain't about it.

So I'm thinking maybe I'll give you like 50 bucks for everything you got here.

I can't do that little.

I'll be honest. I'm not trying to start anything. I'm trying to make money here,

all right?

So if I... I mean, do you know how much this stuff is worth? I've never even

seen anything like this.

I don't. I mean, it looks like it's nice.

The bongos have a nice design on them, and it's made out of goat skin, which

you can't find anymore, so...

Think that this is worth at least 300 by itself 300

Hey Jamal, do you only

are you only familiar with rap music or do you know about like authentic stuff?

You know what any of this stuff is worth here

Yeah, but I mean, I don't own any cattle. You know what I'm saying?

No, but these are all instruments that you can sell pretty well.

These are all pretty good, actually. What would you value with that? I mean,

a whole lot of it right here.

$300.

$300, you're saying? Yeah. And we can make a profit off that?

Definitely. Well, I want to be sure, all right? I don't want to be spitballing

here. This is my money we're dealing with, not yours.

I'm positive.

I mean, that's market value.

So then I need to offer $150,000 then.

If we want to stand to make a profit, $150,000 would be the best thing to do.

That's it? I mean, I can't.

They're great pieces.

I can't sell them for any more that's not even close to enough.

Well, here's what I'm thinking, too.

All right, why don't we put these back in the box.

and we can we can get a more accurate assessment as to the value of these here

uh doohickeys and we can appraise these instruments in my office

we can't do it out here well i mean i don't have a computer out here nor you

know i don't have one of those experts i can't just call people in like you see

on the tv shows um i'd like to think i'm the expert around here however we all

know i'm pretty much far from that See, I'm seeing about $150 in this stuff

right here.

But you never know. Maybe it's worth more. Maybe it's worth $200.

Just $200?

I mean, I really need like $800.

$800?

Yeah. And you brought these kindergarten toys in? They were really

expensive and traditional. I thought they would be worth way more.

Well, here's what maybe we could do, all right?

Maybe we can turn that frown upside down, and you can leave here with a

little bit of money.

Really? Yeah, so let's go back to my office, and we can make some beautiful

music together.

And maybe you can leave here with a little bit more money.

Okay. Do you want to play the instruments?

Well, no, not necessarily.

We can clarify in my office.

All right, I'll clarify everything for you.

Okay. All right.

Just follow me this way.

Right here to the left man Those bogos right there

Here

I'll

sit you Right there

No, yeah, you see right there No, they're all right right there don't

worry about that I Didn't get your name by the way, um kitty kitty. Yeah.

Oh, this is oh All right. All right. My name's Shawn Nice to meet you.

All right. So where'd you say you were from Croatia?

I got no idea what that is, honestly.

Hey, do me a favor. Go ahead and sit up a little bit. It's unhealthy to have bad

posture. Let me just... Right there.

There you go. Perfect. Perfect.

There you go. Perk up a little bit. That looks good.

Alright.

So you know why I brought you to my office?

So we can appraise the... I have no interest in those.

kindergarten toys, whatever they are, little shaker rockers.

I mean, I still would like to help you out with your, with your love familia.

You know what I'm saying though?

Well, how much money did you say you needed?

I need like 800.

That's a, that's a hefty price right there. I know.

Typically a price like that comes with a, uh,

Pretty good package.

Premium package, you know what I'm saying?

Not a cardboard box like that. Typically, you get something worth your

while for that kind of price. You want a better box.

Oh, I want a box, that's for sure. Just not a cardboard box.

Like plastic?

You're not too sharp, are you?

Or, that's right, you're from a different country, so maybe you're not

picking up on the...

On the euphemisms here.

I mean, metaphorically speaking, I want to get boxed. Do you get what that

means?

No.

English is my first language, but we spoke a lot of Spanish at home.

First language?

English is the only language I thought.

Oh, no.

Hey, my bad. I don't know.

So I want to help you out, alright?

Okay.

But... Your little drum kit right there.

50 bucks, 100 bucks, honestly.

So we can make up the difference.

I mean, 800 is a lot.

I mean, I've never paid 800 for... Oh,

damn. Oh, my.

Oh, all right. All right. You're just naive, aren't you?

This ain't a maraca. All right.

This is a maraca.

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

Is it warm in here or is it just me?

It is. It is, right? Hey, come on. Get comfortable. Go ahead.

There you go.

Oh, okay.

Much better, right?

Go ahead and sit back up again.

Look at that posture.

Very nice.

All right.

You need to help your family.

Yes. I want to help you out.

Okay. It's getting almost time to close here, which means I've had a long day.

So I'd like to end my day on a positive note.

Okay.

With you, I want to make beautiful music here. That's what I'm saying.

Not with the drums. Come on now. I want to...

Don't they do this type of stuff in your country? Come on. Don't they,

you know... Don't they sit in an office?

Please just be straightforward.

Kitty, alright. The cat's out the bag. I want to fuck.

That's what I'm saying. I want to pay you to have sex with me here in my

office.

And I could, you know, I could pay you quite a bit of money.

How much?

I love the interest.

I love the interest. Alright.

Well, I will give you the $150 for your Congo set there.

Thank you.

And I'll give you $400 for your box.

My body isn't cheap.

But, thank you.

Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome.

Alright, well, let's make a deal then. Come on.

What's your counter offer?

$800.

$800 for sex plus that?

The instruments are worth a lot.

No, that's too much. You're going to have to go home and get something else.

Maybe your uncle had a guitar or something that he played.

But I need it tonight.

You said you close soon.

I do close soon.

So that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to expedite this process here.

Maybe. $7.50.

That's expensive.

That's a lot of money right there.

Alright, here's what I'll do.

Just because I'm trying to get out of here.

I'm trying to get in you, then get out.

I'll go ahead and say we have a deal. Alright?

Eight hundred total for the box and you. All right?

I can do that.

All right?

Yeah. All right, we got a deal.

All right, so included in that deal... Hold on, let me grab this security

camera right here. No, no, no, I didn't say you could use a camera. I don't want

my family... Whoa, whoa, hold on now.

Calm down.

Are you all right?

I don't want you to record anything. Why would you do that?

well that's included in the price here i mean i don't want to disgrace my family

like this i don't want anybody to know well i mean here i'll give you i'll give

you two options all right nobody knows i keep the video i jerk off to it later

you get paid you save your family or you leave here with 150 bucks leaving your

uh big bang drums and you know maybe your family loses their land or whatever

it's up to you

I'm not forcing you to do anything here.

Well, you promise you won't share it.

Oh, yeah, I promise.

Absolutely. You have my word, all right?

My word is my word.

All right, so let's turn that frown upside down. What do you say, huh?

You ready to have some fun?

Um, yeah.

Well, but we gonna have American fun, all right?

Okay.

Are you picking up what I'm putting down here?

I'm sorry.

Because I'm about to be throwing it down.

Okay.

You definitely don't get out too much, do you?

No. I can tell.

All right. Well, let's get that beautiful body of yours up.

Go ahead and get her by that shoulder. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Stand right over there for me. Okay.

But here actually help me out and put Put that shirt back in the corner Wow,

you better the hip, huh?

Labor yeah, you like pick ladies and stuff like that. Yeah, I guess

All right, I want to see you take that shorts off

you ever done any modeling hold on actually hold on

Shit.

That's alright.

That's no big deal. Don't worry about it.

Alright. Now, go ahead.

Take them nice little spank shorts off.

Turn around, though.

You folded them shorts?

Yeah.

Oh, now that's a

nice look right there.

Um, thank you. I like that.

How you feeling?

Um, a little nervous.

What are you nervous about?

I've never done something like this before.

You've never had sex before?

No, I've done that a long time ago. A long time ago?

Like you said, I don't get out much.

You look great.

You must be in pretty good condition.

Thank you.

Why don't you turn around and bend over and show me that ass of yours.

Arch that back.

Spank it for me.

Oh.

Like that?

What the fuck was that?

Spank that shit. Come on.

There you go. Live a little. You know what I'm saying?

Okay.

Hold on.

Here's what you got to do. All right.

Pull this up for me. Hold that.

You like that?

Maybe. Maybe.

All right, you're gonna give me one more.

All right, go ahead and put your hands on the desk right over there.

Here? Yeah, we'll bend over all the way.

Hold on, bring those knees up, lock them legs and bend over.

Oh, yes.

Is this good? Yeah, it's real good.

Peel them patties off for me.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Bend back over.

Peel them off.

You got a nice ass there.

Thank you.

You get that from bending over and picking tomatoes?

I guess so.

All right.

Turn that way.

This way? Yeah. Bend back over.

All the way over.

All the way? Yeah, spread your butt cheeks.

Here?

Oh, yeah. That's nice.

Oh, damn.

Is it good? Can I let go?

Nah. Alright, let go.

Oh, yeah. Do it again.

Let it go fast. Let it jiggle. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Did I do it right? You did.

One more time.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Put your hands up on the desk.

Oh. Arch that back.

Oh, there it is.

Like this?

Where'd you say you're from again?

I'm from America, but my parents are from Ecuador.

I never had one of them before.

Oh. Oh.

Um, okay.

Oh, shit.

Damn, that looks good.

You said you're not showing anyone this, right? No, I ain't gonna show nobody.

Don't worry about that.

Turn around for me.

Okay. Yeah, step closer.

Spray your legs a little bit.

Spray it, spray it for me.

Oh, here?

Yeah.

Is that okay?

Come closer for me.

Oh, here?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Rub it a little bit for me.

Oh. One hand.

I can't really see with all your hands in there.

Is this better?

Good?

Great.

Get over here and get it done.

Turn around quick for me. Um, this way?

Look at that butt.

Oh.

Yeah,

bring it back.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's fine. That is.

You like that?

Yeah, you're having a good time, ain't you?

Yeah?

Maybe a lot.

Maybe a lot? Oh, damn, we gotta want one.

Here, go ahead and get on your knees.

I have had it. Oh, okay.

Um, do you want me to use my hands or?

Oh, come on now. How old are you, by the way?

I'm 20.

You should know better.

So you want me to use my mouth?

That's right.

Okay.

Oh, there you go.

Put this hand down.

Look up at my camera.

You all

right? What's going on? You got asthma?

I know.

It's just big.

Do you want me to help you? Oh, yeah. That'd be lovely.

Love you lightly, but I was taking care of your man Put that debate

Look up here

Come on now, get into it.

Something I dig like I'm border patrol and decide on whether or not to let you

family stay

There you go.

I just want to get my sock off. Don't worry about it.

There you go.

Okay, I'd like to how you do do you Oh Yeah,

see this I can tell you this I play the bongos How

about that huh?

I need four more.

Yeah. Pop that ass out. Pull that shirt up a little bit, too.

Blocking your... Oh, look at...

Bend over, bend over.

He's full now.

Lift that shirt up. Yeah.

Yeah, just like that. There you go.

Yeah, give it to me like that.

American invasion.

Do you need a paper towel?

Yes please.

And what else is there to do?

I'm just checking.

We're done.

Donezo. All right.

Choppy choppy.

I hear there's good surfing there.

That's where they make, uh, what's that? They make, uh, it's not sushi.

They make something else there, right? Some kind of fish dish?

I'm from Ecuador.

Ah, Guatemala.

Um, Ecuador.

Isn't that in Guatemala?

No.

Well, is that in Costa Rica?

No, it's its own place.

I hear Costa Rica has some of the best hookers.

Um, probably.

Probably. I wouldn't know.

I bet you wouldn't. From Ecuador.

I had a company retreat down in Costa Rica a couple years ago.

Oh, cool.

When I say things got wild, I mean, there's a reason why I don't have a

secretary anymore.

Well, I've never been there, so.

She, uh, will.

I don't know how to describe it, but... Alright.

I'm done.

Crack the whip. Let's go.

Oh, okay. Come on now.