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Everybody had some idea of about who I was, who they wanted me to be.

They hear my voice on the radio, they think they know me.

They want to know you.

We got the obscene phone caller.

He's not your pervert. He's a private eye.

Do you have a request?

See, Holly Fox.

There's one way to find out. Call the station and ask.

$20 says you're wrong.

Is she more like Cicely Tyson or Chaka Khan?

What difference does it make what she looks like?

Get out of Hawaii.

Good morning, Honolulu.

I'm coming to you on KTDE.

Rock and rolling with golden oldies, 24 hours a day.

Remember when?

Interesting fact about life, number 32,

things are not always what they seem.

Take for instance the collection of stuff I was carrying in the back.

Looked at individually, it was just lumber, nails, and paint.

Put together with just the right touches,

it was going to be a work of art.

It was Robin Masters' idea.

He had called me from Zurich and told me to spare no expense.

I couldn't decide if I was having more fun planning the party

or watching Higgins try to figure out what I was up to.

...Otis Redding's Sitting on the Dock of the Bay.

What a nice day for it too.

It's 70 degrees and clear in Honolulu.

Nothing new about that or this next tune for that matter.

But I think we can all relate to it. I know I can.

Can you?

It's not Holly Fox. Holly Fox has dark hair.

Oh, man, now you see what ignorance does to a guy.

Never even seen the lady, trying to tell me she got dark hair.

She's a redhead, man. A natural.

How do you know, Griff?

Griff's trying to pass this off as Holly Fox.

That's not Holly. That's Ann Margret.

Ann Margret! You ain't the only guy to see

Bob Hope's Christmas show, you know.

This ain't Ann Margaret.

No one else has a smile like that.

Besides, Holly Fox is a brunette.

See?

Oh, man, I'm telling you--

She's about six feet tall, with legs up to here.

You're crazy. She's 5 foot 2.

5 foot 2? Where'd you hear that?

I got it at very good authority.

Oh, man.

No, no, no.

Only someone who's tall, black and beautiful,

would call themselves a fox.

Oh, now, you dreaming the wrong color, brother.

Listen, you guys gotta trust me here.

- This is her. - Wait, wait. Just listen.

I can imagine what it makes some guys so hard to satisfy.

Holly Fox, back here with you.

Dedicating this next one to PFC Michael Forest Hyman

in the fourth squad, second platoon, Bravo company.

- Second of the Seventh... - Brunette.

- Short! - Black.

- Redhead. - Go get them guys.

- Listen, guys-- - I'm telling you

that Holly Hudson on KTDE is really Holly Fox.

Not a chance.

I heard Holly Fox married an Air Force general after the war.

What an Air Force general's wife

be doing on an oldies-but-goodies station out here?

Well, maybe she got divorced, or changed her name.

Hey, he's got a point there.

Unless a DJ changes his image, he's yesterday's news.

I knew this guy once, on the mainland, DJ,

he used to call himself, "The Shah of Soul."

Then we got in all this trouble with Iran.

Hey, maybe that's what happened to Holly.

Got tired of being called the Saigon Fox.

I never called her that.

I used to call her the queen of my dreams.

Hey, don't overexert yourself.

I know that one will always be...

Listen. Tell me that isn't her.

Words like those just seem to be timeless, don't they?

That was dedicated to a special friend

of my very own, Mr. Don Cassidy, from Holly.

Remember me?

If you're out there listening, Don,

do like the lady says and call me at the station.

Coming up, the news.

See? Holly Fox.

No. It can't be.

Well, there's one way to find out.

Call the station and ask.

$20 says you're wrong. Even money.

$20?

Put your money where your mouth is.

Well, I'm a little tapped out right now.

Now there's a newsflash.

What, with all the party expenses and all?

I'll tell you what. I'm expecting a check from a client.

If you can trust me, you got a bet.

- Okay, you're on. - Great. I'm gonna call her.

What kind of a sucker bet is that?

You're gonna trust him?

Oh, he's good for it.

When was the last time you heard of him collecting from a client?

Hey, Thomas! Wait! Wait a minute.

No, he's good for it.

Hi, Higgins.

You're looking chipper.

Chipper?

Chipper?

This is how he describes the countenance of a man in anguish.

"Chipper."

You're not feeling chipper?

On the contrary,

my cold's taken a decided turn for the worse.

What is it that you're looking for?

Phone number.

There are at least 11 telephones in this house.

Why must you come in here to make a call?

You know, maybe you should take some sun.

That might fix you right up. Busy.

Sun?

Yeah. You know, look better, feel better.

50% of all illnesses are psychosomatic.

How reassuring.

When I want your medical diagnosis, I'll ask for it,

and I assure you, that won't happen.

Gee, Higgins, I've never seen you like this before.

You've been moping around for days.

What happened to that old stiff upper lip?

Stiff upper lip? How am I to keep a stiff upper lip

when my own employer has demonstrated that he has lost all faith

in my administrative abilities?

What are you talking about?

For some reason, Mr. Masters seems unwilling to divulge to me

the nature of that monstrosity you're constructing--

Monstrosity? It happens to be--

Obviously, he no longer trusts my judgment

in matters pertaining to the running of the estate.

Oh, Higgins.

You don't really have a cold at all, do you?

You're feeling left out.

Left out.

Hardly.

Okay.

If you really must know,

I'll tell you what I'm building.

Just as soon as I've finished it.

But now, I've got to go on a personal mission.

Can I pick anything up for you?

Thank you.

Throat spray atomizer, six ounce.

Two tins cold lozenges.

Tins? Two tins?

Mrs. Cywanowitz's canned chicken soup, 12 ounces, six limes,

honey, tea, three bottles rose water,

one bottle cognac, pop up tissues, nasal decongestant,

one large tin uncle size sweetened succotash?

Succotash, Higgins?

Mr. Magnum!

Long time no see.

Since I let you break into that computer place I was guarding.

Chinese New Year's.

I'm surprised to see you here, Ralph.

Oh, I've been working here a couple of months.

You here about Holly Hudson?

Yeah. I am.

Shame, isn't it?

Nice lady like that shouldn't have to be subjected

to some sicko calling in, threatening her.

But you'll catch him, Mr. Magnum. I know you will.

Oh, yeah. Well...

Meantime, I'm here to see

no one gets through that door doesn't have business here.

Great. Keep up the good work, Ralph.

Hi.

Yes?

Oh...

I just wanted to say hello.

Hello.

You know what, I mean, I drove up here to meet you.

I tried calling.

You called?

Yeah, after I heard you on the radio.

I'm sorry.

I'm Thomas Magnum.

And you're Holly Fox.

Benny, get Ralph in here.

I mean, of course, you're Holly Hudson. But...

I remembered you as Holly Fox in Nam.

On the radio.

Benny, the guy who's been calling Holly is here.

- You're not Holly? - No, don't come near me!

Don't move.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

All right, sleazo, hold it right there.

Don't try anything funny. Security's on its way.

No. You don't understand.

No, I understand you were making phone calls to the station.

No, not those phone calls.

I don't see how he could've got past me, Mr. Bryant.

We got the obscene phone caller.

No, you don't. You got the wrong guy. Ralph, will you explain?

You got the wrong guy here, Mr. Bryant.

He's not your pervert. He's a private eye.

Investigator.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

This here's Mr. Bryant, the station manager.

Hey, I thought you was working for him.

Sorry, no. I'm looking for Holly Hudson.

Forget it, she's not seeing anybody.

I'll handle this, Benny.

You sure?

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Sorry about the misunderstanding.

Come on in.

Benny's been getting a little worried about me lately.

I've been getting some pretty freaky phone calls.

You mean you're...

- Here it comes. - No, you're not.

- Right on schedule. - You're Holly Fox?

And there it is. That look.

What look?

That look.

The look that's on your face right now.

The look I stopped counting about the 1000th time I saw it.

The look that says,

"Hey, lady, you can't be Holly Fox.

Holly Fox takes your breath away. She's an angel.

A tiger,

a geisha girl, a centerfold."

Did I leave out your fantasy?

No. I mean, I didn't have one.

I'm sure you did.

Everyone does.

Would you like some coffee?

No, thanks.

Everyone is looking for the provocative,

alluring, appealing,

unbelievable Nighttime Edition of Holly Fox.

I'm the Morning Edition.

I've also gone back to my real name Holly Hudson.

Thomas Magnum.

And I think the Morning Edition is just terrific,

as is.

Listen, is there anything I can do

to help you find this guy who's been calling in?

Oh, you can't take crank phone calls too seriously.

Sort of comes with the territory. No big deal.

Well...

It's nice meeting you.

Wait a minute.

Maybe there is something you could help me with.

There is somebody I've been looking for for a long time.

Don Cassidy.

Saigon. '71.

He was an Army Supply sergeant.

Just after that picture was taken, he dropped out of sight.

Well, Army Supply sergeants don't just drop out of sight.

Did he see action? Maybe he got hurt.

Not a scratch. He ran a depot.

We were in love, you know.

We were going to be married before the end of the war.

And then he got in trouble with the Army.

He told me he was gonna drop out of sight

just until his name got cleared.

Of what?

Army said he stole things.

He didn't. He was set up.

It was 12 years ago.

I've been looking for him ever since.

Can I keep this?

Sure.

I got another copy.

- Excuse me. - What?

- Excuse me. - Oh! I'm sorry.

Well, she may not be there, but you'll always have me.

Holly Hudson back here with you

and I'd like to dedicate this next one to...

old friends...

who've just met.

This is great! Oh, just a minute.

It's okay.

Everything is prerecorded.

We don't do much live anymore.

Oh.

Listen, what makes you think he's in Hawaii?

A good friend of mine, Julie Mead, said she saw him.

She's a travel agent.

KTDE, would you like to make a request?

Get off the air.

I beg your pardon?

Unless you wanna find out how hard it is to broadcast with your throat cut,

get out of Hawaii.

Being threatened on the telephone

is kind of like being attacked in the middle of the night.

It's all the more frightening because you can't see your enemy.

But Holly insisted the caller was harmless.

Her only concern was finding Cassidy.

I told her I'd do what I could.

But first, I had to find a way to convince Rick and T.C.

to finish Higgins' surprise without me.

Hi, Higgins.

Glad to see you took my advice.

Which advice was that?

To get some sun. You're looking much better already.

Am I?

How cruel fate can be.

Just when a man is at his lowest ebb,

to give others the deceitful appearance,

that he's returning to the pink of health.

Come on, Higgins. You're laying it on a little thick, aren't you?

I mean, it's just a cold.

Indeed. Just a cold.

I got the things you asked me to pick up for you.

I even got succotash.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find

tins of sweetened succotash these days?

Thank you, Magnum. That really is most kind of you,

even though it is probably too little too late.

I hope you're feeling better soon.

I say, Magnum?

This edifice you're constructing, the...

What did you call it again?

I didn't.

Quite.

Say, Magnum,

I merely wanted to tell you,

not to, under any circumstances, feel any guilt or remorse

over blocking the view.

All right.

Nor should it concern you

that in my already weakened state,

I am unable to get the rest I so desperately need

due to the sound of construction.

Good.

Anything else?

Not for the moment.

A clue.

It's a kind of...

commemorative.

Commemorative.

Hi, guys.

It's about time you showed up, Thomas.

Higgins has been badgering us ever since you left.

Yeah. But not to worry, Thomas. We did not crack.

Well, what do you think?

What can I tell you, guys?

You're really doing a terrific job here. Really.

Oh, yeah. That's enough about the lumber for a minute.

And I wish I could stay here and help you finish.

Did you see her?

I told you my $20 was safe. It wasn't her, was it?

Wait a minute. What do you mean, you wish you could stay?

You're not trying to run out on us again, are you?

I'm sorry, but a big case has come up.

I wouldn't leave you here unless it was real important.

What big case?

What about Holly?

- Holly? - Yes, Holly Fox,

a.k.a. Holly Hudson?

Oh, that Holly?

Well, I'm bringing her by here

to meet you two at 4:00.

See, I figure you'll be through here by then.

You met Holly Fox?

Yeah, what's she like?

It's real important that you finish here today.

She isn't tall, is she?

Because the guys from Scale Models Unlimited

are coming here in the morning.

Is she look more like Cicely Tyson or Chaka Khan?

What difference does it make what she looks like?

If she's tall or short, or blonde or...

Look, she's an attractive, funny,

interesting woman.

And she's really down to earth.

And she's in love.

With you, I suppose.

No. With some guy she knew in Nam,

and she asked me to help her find him.

That'll be $20, please.

You're working for Holly Fox?

The one and only.

Well,

if you're doing something for Holly,

I guess we'll finish up here for you.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Go on.

Thanks, guys. I knew you'd understand.

I gotta go see a lady about a snapshot.

Who is Chaka Khan?

Hey,

did he say we're supposed to meet Holly Fox in three hours?

That's what he said.

Dressed like this?

Whoa, wait a minute. Where're you going?

To get cleaned up.

We're supposed to finish this.

You finish it.

Hey! Wait for me!

That's with the 40% discount.

Well, I'll see what I can do. Bye.

I'm sorry. Where were we?

Oh, yeah.

I'd stopped at the market on my way home from work.

I always stop at the market on my way home from work.

And Cassidy was there?

Akana Travel.

Uh-huh. I practically walked right into him.

Yeah, but our package has a genuine Hawaiian luau.

Are you sure? I mean, people can change a lot in 10 years.

Are you kidding? That face is etched in my brain.

I can throw in two free Chi Chi's

and an authentic shell and seed lei.

When I called out his name, he took off like a shot.

Like I was the police or something.

I think you'll be very disappointed with the--

Hello? Hello?

They hung up.

Wait.

Did you see a car, license number?

Nope. Sorry.

Thanks.

Akana Travel.

One moment.

You sure I can't sell you that tour to Singapore?

I'll get you discount.

No, thanks. Maybe some other time.

Hello? Dinner cruises?

Holly, where are you going?

This is not a smart move, Holly. This is crazy.

If you stick around, I'm gonna need you for some promos.

You stick around here. Don't run off like this.

It could be that crazy who's calling you, you know.

Ralph, will you stop her?

Does this thing run? Will you get her?

Will you--

Where's Holly going? I was supposed to meet her here.

I don't know. She just came running out.

I told her not to go. She got some phone call.

Claimed he was a friend of Don Cassidy's.

So, she jumps up and runs off to meet him.

But does she listen to me? No!

When I was very young, my mom and I

moved away from Tidewater, Virginia.

And I always carried the memory of that small town with me

exactly as it was the day we left.

Whenever I was feeling scared or lonely,

I'd remember Tidewater and happier days.

When I finally went back to visit, many years later,

I couldn't find the town I'd remembered.

I finally realized the town had grown up, too.

It was hard to let go of the image I carried around for so long.

I wondered if Holly was doing the same thing with Don Cassidy.

I hope not.

No!

No!

No, no!

No.

No!

Stay out of this! I'm on a mission from God.

She's the one you ought to be taking away!

Hypnotizing people with that voice of hers.

Sending out secret messages over the radio.

Seducing people to do the work of the devil.

You'll burn, lady!

Do you hear me? You'll burn!

- You okay? - Yeah, sure, terrific!

Some guy tries to run me down because he thinks I'm somebody I'm not.

When does all this stop?

I don't think he'll bother you again.

Great.

One down, how many left to go?

It's always been like this. Even in Nam.

Everybody had some idea about who I was,

who they wanted me to be.

They hear my voice on the radio, they think they know me.

They want to know you.

No, they don't. No.

They don't.

They don't wanna know me, Holly Hudson.

They want to know some larger than life fantasy.

Kind of goes with the territory?

Yeah.

Well, I'm changing territories.

I'm gonna find Don

and we're gonna get married just like we planned.

And then I'm hanging up my microphone for good.

You can help me find him, can't you, Thomas?

I didn't think you were gonna get that dressed up.

Who's "that dressed up"?

I might've known you'd pull something like this

just to ace me out with Holly.

Can I help it if I just

naturally exude charm and sex appeal?

Well, I'd appreciate it if you'd exude someplace else.

I've been waiting 12 years to meet Holly Fox.

I brought this food here just to impress her

and I don't need you here to mess it up.

Hey, I've been waiting to meet her, too.

So, unless you're going to personally escort me to the door,

I am staying.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, well, that's just fine. Then stay.

You know, women are interested in more than just flashy clothes.

A woman of Holly's caliber is interested in meeting a man that she can talk to.

- Oh, and that's you? - You're darn right it is.

When she walks through that door

and I turn on the old Orville Wright charm,

she ain't going to know you exist.

Hi, guys.

Rick, T.C.,

I would like you to meet Holly Hudson,

known to you formerly in another time

and in another place as Holly Fox.

This is a rare opportunity for you, Thomas.

Few men have been able to witness "The Look" firsthand.

I'm actually standing here talking to Holly Fox.

That's me. The living legend.

Oh, I'm...

I am-- I mean, you, we...

This is an example of the old Orville Wright charm?

May we offer you a drink or something?

So when he gets to my place...

This is Don's idea, all the lights are out

and this kid saunters across the room

to where he thinks I'm sitting, and he says,

"Hi, baby."

And then Don whips off the wig and says in his best falsetto,

"Hi, sailor."

That kid ran all the way back to his company.

I wish I could've been there to see his face.

I can tell you, that kid never again said that he was Holly Fox's boyfriend.

Yeah, but everybody wanted to be Holly Fox's boyfriend.

You didn't marry the general or run off with the secretary of state?

Secretary of state. I haven't heard that one.

But what did you do?

After the war?

What do you mean?

I guess everybody was wondering

whatever happened to the lady with the foxy voice.

I've been looking for Don.

All this time?

Did I tell you about when he proposed to me?

It was in a little boat on the Saigon river.

Saigon was like Venice then.

Venice?

It was to me.

I don't know how he could ever let someone like you get away.

Fortunes of war.

But I'm gonna find him again.

Somehow.

And when I do,

we're never gonna be apart again.

We're gonna be married on Kaheo Point, if I have my way.

Wow.

K-T-D-E, KTDE. Honolulu

You okay, Miss Hudson?

Oh, sure, Ralph. I'm fine.

Well, if you need anything, I'm right outside.

Thank you.

KTDE, would you like to make a request?

You just don't listen, do you?

I told you--

Don, I know it's you.

Don't hang up.

I just want to talk.

No! No, wait.

Just let me get my breath, okay.

I'd had the uncomfortable feeling all morning

that the picture Holly was painting of her time in Vietnam was distorted.

I knew she still wanted me to find Cassidy,

and I knew I was still going to try,

but I was beginning to be a little nervous about what or who

I was going to find.

Magnum.

Higgins,

don't ever sneak up on somebody like that, ever.

I was hardly sneaking.

Okay.

You haven't seen Rick or T.C., have you?

No, you wouldn't, of course. I mean, why would you?

They were supposed to help me finish this.

Never mind.

Do you want something?

No.

Higgins, I can't work with you staring at me.

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to interfere

with your flow of creative energy.

I merely wish to inform you that there is no longer any reason

to be secretive about your task.

I know what it is you're doing.

You do?

It's quite clear, actually. I'm surprised I couldn't see it before.

Obviously,

this is a recreation of the Irrawaddy Bridge.

The commemorative clue should have been enough.

It must have been the cold which muddled my perceptions,

to the point that I couldn't make out the resemblance.

I knew only that it had a familiar look.

Then I found this book in your quarters.

World War II: Compendium of Facts.

You were snooping around my place?

Hardly. I was merely looking for the vaporizer

you neglected to return last winter.

In any case, this book was sitting in plain view.

Suddenly it all fell into place.

Today is the anniversary of the assault on the Irrawaddy Bridge.

Clearly, Mr. Masters is planning some sort of reenactment of that event.

Yeah. Well...

I guess it would be foolish

to think that we could ever try and keep a secret from you, Higgins.

It was called Operation Neville,

after our commanding officer.

And it would have been successful, too,

if our unit hadn't been up most of the night

drinking a concoction called Bullfight Brandy.

A potent substance that rendered anyone who drank it virtually

uncontrollable for 48 hours.

The formula...

No.

No, no, no, no.

No.

Is that your final word?

Yes.

Now you can go back and tell Magnum

that he can get his information elsewhere.

Hold on. He doesn't even know I'm here.

Oh.

I'm sorry, T.C., I just can't do it.

I understand.

Good.

T.C., why are you in your flight suit?

Oh, I told the guard at the gate

that I had to go to my reserve meeting.

That's how I got on the base.

Well, I have to get these departmental budget reports

to the admiral by 5:00, so...

Oh. Right. Right.

You know, if it was for me, I wouldn't even ask.

T.C.

I'm not asking. I'm just trying to explain.

Well, you already told me all about that girl disc jockey.

Lieutenant Poole...

I don't know if you've ever seen combat duty before.

If you think I'm gonna listen to you, T.C., you're sadly mistaken.

But I think I can tell you a little something about it.

What you're asking me to do, I could lose my job.

Sometime when you're out in the dark

with mortar fire going on all around you,

sometimes you just don't even know

if you're going to make it back in one piece or not.

So that anything, anything that ties you to home helps keep you alive.

- T.C. - I don't know about anybody else,

but one of the things that pulled me through a lot of hard times

was the sound of Holly Fox's voice coming at me from RVN.

It meant home.

It meant that somehow, maybe, just maybe,

I might make it back alive.

What you're asking me to do,

they could court-martial me.

Anything I can do to help her.

I owe her.

What unit was Cassidy in?

Ready for lunch?

Oh, gee, Benny, I've got a lot of stuff I gotta catch up on.

I gotta take a rain check. Why don't you ask Lori?

Me and Lori?

Lunch?

Alone?

Yeah.

Yeah. I'll see you in a couple of hours.

Or so.

KTDE, would you like to make a request?

Yes. The pleasure of your company.

Hey, Thomas!

I'm glad you called.

What, you sound on top of the world today.

Oh, well,

catching that kid who was making the calls.

I guess, the whole thing just upset me more than I thought.

Anyhow, thanks.

Thomas--

And I've got some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is I'm not gonna be able to make it to the party.

- Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. - Rick, please.

- I got held up at Ice Pick's. - But the good news is,

I have decided I'm going to broadcast my entire show, live,

in honor of Jonathan Higgins,

a full three hours of rock and roll from Great Britain.

- Isn't that terrific? - Yeah.

Oops. The record's almost over.

I'll talk to you later.

Thomas.

Where've you been?

The guys arrived with the tower.

You were supposed to be here to help me connect it.

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

I decided to help Holly find her boyfriend.

That's what she hired me to do.

Yeah, I know, but I got more connections than you have.

Anyway, I finally got to see Ice Pick.

Yeah? What'd he tell you?

Don Cassidy is no angel.

It seems that he started a network after the war.

Strictly black market. Mostly electronic stuff.

Give me a hand with this cake, will you?

Sure.

The Tower of London?

Yeah. I decorated it myself.

Oh, gee, how could I ever tell?

Anyway, the guy was doing great business,

then all of a sudden he disappears.

What, he left the Islands?

I don't know. That's the strange part about it.

It's like he just vanished into thin air.

- Hey, watch out! - I've got it.

Hi, Don.

You look great, Holly.

That last hug you gave me in Saigon had to do me 12 years.

You never give up, do you?

Nope.

You're my one and only.

Half a million guys in Nam, and I picked you.

Remember?

That was a long time ago, Holly.

You know why?

Holly...

'Cause you were the only guy I ever met

who didn't give me that look.

What look?

Never mind. Doesn't matter.

The only thing that matters is that I've found you.

Holly, I'm really sorry

about all the threatening phone calls. I was...

I was just trying to scare you off.

I understand.

You see, Holly,

if certain people knew that I was here...

You gotta stop broadcasting my name over the radio.

My business associates, they're getting very nervous.

Don't worry about a thing, Don.

It's all over.

Well, I'm kind of glad to hear that...

because I--

What are you doing?

You were right.

I don't give up.

They were closing in on me.

- You made a fool out of me. - I didn't. I didn't.

There I was, waiting for you at the church.

Do you know how humiliating that is?

I'm sorry. I really am.

Holly, you gotta understand what was going on at the time.

It didn't have anything to do with the way I felt about you. I loved you.

Yeah? I'd really like to hear your side of the story.

I've picked out a nice romantic spot where we can reminisce.

Sure. Sure. Absolutely.

I mean, maybe we still can make it work.

Coming back at you from KTDE, Oahu.

Holly here with more Beatles' best.

You ready? Let's go for a walk.

Maybe it was Holly's tone of voice

or maybe it was the fact that the pieces of the puzzle

just weren't fitting together,

but my little voice told me

there was some reason Holly was skipping out on the party,

and I wanted to know what it was.

I still don't understand why you had me put on a blazer and tie.

Hardly the apparel for a commando raid.

Don't be so sure.

Air support?

I say, you are going for authenticity.

Shall we?

I don't understand all the secrecy.

I know what the Irrawaddy Bridge looked like.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Jonathan ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Happy Birthday, Higgins.

Magnum, I don't know what to say.

Except it isn't my birthday.

Absolutely splendid party, Jonathan.

It was all Magnum's doing, Agatha. A complete surprise to me.

You're lucky to have such thoughtful friends.

Ostentatious, I think, would be a more apt description.

Why, there's Mildred Worthington.

I haven't seen her in weeks.

- Excuse me, Jonathan. - Certainly.

Bye, Agatha.

Don't worry, Magnum,

not a soul has tumbled to the fact that it's not really my birthday.

I still don't understand how Robin could have had the wrong date.

Mr. Masters is frightfully absent-minded about dates.

Had you consulted me...

Had I consulted you, it wouldn't have been a surprise.

Yes, I see your dilemma.

Great party, Higgins.

Yeah.

Happy birthday, Higgie baby.

Why, thank you, T.C.

I must say that's a very spectacular birthday greeting.

Reminds me of the birthday I once spent in Kishkan.

Excuse me, Higgie, I think we have to catch this story some other time.

Talk to you for a minute.

Sure.

Hello, Jonathan.

I say, Bingie old boy.

You went where?

Look, I was worried about Holly. I wanted to help.

T.C., Lieutenant Poole is my contact.

Do you wanna hear what she said or not?

Well, yeah. Of course I do.

Mr. Magnum, thanks for the invite.

This English ale's got the kick of a Molokai mule!

And anytime you wanna break into any place I'm guarding,

open sesame.

Great. Thanks, Ralph.

I don't remember inviting Ralph.

Well, maybe Holly did.

Well, Lieutenant Poole said that the NIA

is also interested in Don Cassidy.

He owes Uncle Sam.

Seems he stole a fortune from him in electronics.

I don't think Holly's gonna want to hear all this.

Oh, she already knows.

He stole most of the property from her station.

Radio Vietnam.

Half a million bucks worth.

Was she in on it?

No.

Yeah, but she left the station anyway.

I guess she took it real hard.

So I took a few things.

It had nothing to do with you.

See, some people just didn't see it that way, Don.

They knew that I was innocent.

But they had to have a scapegoat.

- Holly-- - So,

they forced me out of a job.

I swear. I didn't know.

Oh, nobody knew. They kept it real quiet.

Just whispers, like...

The kind of whispers that keep you from getting a job in town after town.

You've gotta forget about all that, Holly.

What's past is past.

You gotta start thinking about the future.

I got a great business going here.

Electronics?

There are big, big profits in electronics, Holly.

We could be partners.

I'm really not all that interested in business, Don.

I'm more interested in romance.

Sure. Sure.

We'll get married.

Just like we...

planned.

Marriage?

I actually was thinking it would be more romantic

if we had a suicide pact.

Don't you?

Still no answer.

She's gotta be there. She said she was broadcasting live.

Where's Benny? They wouldn't just leave her there alone.

Why not? You caught the guy who's been calling her.

Well, she may not be there but you'll always have me.

Holly Hudson, back here with you again.

Wait a minute.

And I'd like to dedicate this next one to old friends...

who've just met.

- She isn't there. - What?

She taped that show when I was at the station. She isn't there.

Now, why are they leaving before we cut the cake?

I have no idea.

You know, that station's a long ways from nowhere.

If Cassidy's taken her somewhere close,

we should be able to spot them from the air.

Maybe Holly isn't the one who's in danger.

She sends away the security guard,

she puts on a prerecorded tape,

and she doesn't tell anyone she's heard from Cassidy.

You think maybe she was after him?

Radio Rick to head past the station up to Kaheo Point.

Kaheo Point?

Yeah. We're going to a wedding.

- It doesn't make any sense! - Of course it doesn't!

But it'll make great copy.

Legendary Holly reunites with long lost love.

It almost makes up for everything.

You were right. She's got a gun.

Get out of here!

Get out of here! I don't want you here.

No!

See how close you can get. I'll jump.

Hold it right there, Cassidy.

No, no, no! You've ruined everything!

Everything I've had for 12 years, you can't take that away!

Holly, it's over.

It'll never be over now.

Don't you come near me! Don't you move!

You already gave him 12 years.

Gonna give him your life, too?

Then he wins.

This is Holly Hudson coming at you from KRST,

where mellow is just what the doctor ordered.

But seriously, this place isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

And once the doctors and I get Holly figured out,

count on me coming for a visit.

Till then, we'll always have Saigon.