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and it's not easy to do it in the front seat of a car. Let's give them a hand.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

You don't have to come in here, Lisa.

Take the truck back to the apartment.

I'll catch a bus and be home about sunrise.

Yeah, that was last week. This week it's 25 bucks.

Hey, maybe next week it'll be 30. You're not that king that ate one of my girl's

shoes, are you?

Anything special like that costs extra.

Is that the best job you could get?

It's just till we get a few bucks together.

Then I'll get a decent job, some new clothes, and I'll learn that disco

dancing you like so much.

They got lots of nice discos in this city.

Andrew, you gotta promise me, we'll never go back to that smelly old dairy

farm. I promise.

Now, you go on home.

I don't want to be late my first night.

Hey, Eunice? Yeah, she's working today.

What's your room number? Never mind, Eunice. Today's Wednesday.

Good evening.

Well, yeah. Start by washing those dirty dishes back there and then mop up the

place. Yes, ma'am.

Deal's a deal.

You use the phone in return, I get Eunice on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

And I don't give a shit if none of you stand a sight of me.

Hey, how many times do I got to tell you, Tony?

Eunice loves you.

Now, shut up. I'm trying to conduct business here. I saw her feeling up that

fucking strip dancer at the Blue Moon Club.

Yeah, they were going to the fire escape in the alley. You want to spy on Eunice

or you want her to spy on you?

Hey, I got a nomad to set the price.

Come on, come on, nothing to be ashamed of. Sitting on the bar, showing some

drunk your pussy, that's not dancing, little class cunts.

Copsucker, nah.

Hey, hey, Tom, who you trying to kill, somebody?

You know, you're right, you can't stay on the fucking side here, you slimy,

greasy cunt dyke. Look at you, you stink.

The only reason we're in this fucking place is to use the phone.

Look at you, your hair stinks, your clothes stinks, your face stinks.

I don't care, I get her because it's Wednesday.

What about Hollywood, you spanking freaks, too?

It'll be 50 bucks in advance because I'm coming over to collect.

And you supply the hairbrush.

Damn cop.

Said he'd run me in unless I gave him a blowjob. Well, I gave him this hat pin

right in his nose.

The druggist is patching him up right now. If that cop catches me, he'll

fucking kill me for sure.

I'm Eunice. What's your name?

I'm Andrew. I just started working here tonight.

My usual street price is 25.

But since you work here, and I like you, you get my super deluxe top-of-the-line

special for a mere $15.

Where the shit were you? Out there with that fucking dancer?

That was business, honey.

You're rolling garbage and become garbage.

Who are you calling garbage? I'm calling you garbage.

I help you, sir.

Hamburg.

Anything to drink, sir? No.

Yes, sir.

This isn't a pad, man. It's a fucking dump.

Yeah, it's fucking gross.

My old man's a dishwasher.

Oh, fucking bummer. Loser. Can't even dance.

He's last, man. Fucking last.

Oh.

Oh, it is heavy

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Oh, yeah.

That was delicious.

Thank you.

Fired, you fucking asshole.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ugh!

I don't believe it. Hey, man, you must be a fucking dishwasher.

He doesn't fucking believe it.

Well, he better fucking believe it, because his little farm will work as

soon as he can put his voice. I don't believe it.

And you're going to pay through the nose. You know why?

Because you're a schmuck. A fucking schmuck.

Lisa's crazy asking me for this much support. She knows I haven't got it.

It doesn't hurt her to ask.

$70 a week for groceries, $19 a week for God knows what, $8 for stocking, $6

for personal hygiene. What's that supposed to mean? Toilet paper?

Something like that.

It's crazy.

How much do I have to pay you for representing?

I get $75 an hour.

And you're crazy too.

Look, if it's costing me $15 or $20 just to walk a couple of blocks with you, I

can walk by myself.

I haven't got $15. Doesn't anybody understand that?

Hey, listen, do you want to know what I got?

We're in my pocket right now. I got $4.08.

That's four signals, three pennies, and a damn nickel.

I've been wearing the same shirt, pants, and underwear for the past 10 days. I

wash them and me in a bucket every night.

And I live in the back of my pickup truck, which is living on borrowed time.

The judge won't give her anything.

You haven't been married long enough.

That's a hope, not a promise.

Look, I have a lunch date with my friend Gloria at that restaurant across the

street. I can't talk to you anymore.

That's a pretty expensive brush off, you know.

Oh, what the hell? I can't pay you anyway. I'll get you a job with her

company.

Are you still here?

I told you, Ms. Hathaway is much too busy, and I've got to get to the bank.

I understand.

What is it?

Ms. Hathaway? Yes?

I'm Andrew Buran from the Good Earth Encyclopedia Company.

Another encyclopedia salesman? You've got to be kidding. I told them how busy

you were.

They just trained me this morning in the unique benefits of the Good Earth

Encyclopedia. Only take ten minutes to show you.

You've got two minutes, but I can't stop what I'm doing.

I wish that we could go to your office so I could spread out my display sheets

on your desk, like I've been trained.

You'll have to talk to me while I'm checking these barrels.

No.

I would like to impress upon you the history of the Good World Encyclopedia.

In 1930...

Sorry to have taken up your time.

Wait, just a minute. You can't go into the street with your jacket soiled that

way. Let me have it. Give it to me.

They come every day.

Trying to sell me things.

Their slick patronizing manner makes me ill. They smile through their teeth.

But you...

You're so vulnerable.

So sincere.

It's a failure.

No.

You're a man.

I want your balls.

Such noble balls.

What?

I'm coming.

I'm coming again.

I'm the buyer for a national chain of liquor stores.

And if you will come by personally once a week, we'll see how many liquor stores

we can put your encyclopedias in.

What a liquor store I want with encyclopedias.

Who cares?

We'll give them away as fucking prizes.

Is it a deal?

Yeah, it's a deal.

my best salesman couldn't sell Hathaway.

This guy, Moran, does it in just one visit.

I don't know what his magic is, but who cares?

He's got it.

I'll use it if I have to.

Who is it?

Gloria!

Andrew. Thank goodness I found you.

Oh, Andrew, the news is so wonderful.

I pulled your application this morning.

The address shows only Route 74 north of the lake.

Not very specific.

It's all I could afford.

I've decided to make you an account executive.

It's that Hathaway sale that did it. You can't waste your talents knocking on

doors. From now on, they deal with you by appointment.

Sounds important.

First, I must tell you, the regular 10% commission does not apply to account

executives.

Now you get 5% because of the volume potential.

The other 5% goes to your sales manager, and it's naturally retroactive.

Who's my sales manager? I am, and I'll be worth it to you ten times over. You

just sign this employment contract, and we're on our way.

He's not going to sign.

Well, it looks like I'll have to use my body.

I love the smell of my cunt.

I came here to take advantage of you, to get you out of your commission.

You fucked me so good, turned me completely around.

I feel like a woman and I love it.

You keep the commission, Andrew.

I just want to help you and guide you, okay?

Andrew, you look great.

Here's a $100 cash advance.

The clothes and a haircut, that comes to $367.13.

You can pay me back out of your first commission check.

Well, let's get back to the office. I want you to meet the other employees.

This is the stock and shipping department.

Ms. Johns, Ms. Anderson, meet Mr. Buran.

How do you do?

Looks like a new suit.

Oh, it is.

We got books coming out of our asses. If you don't appreciate your job, Ms.

Johns, then there are people waiting in line who would.

We got books in the locker room, books in the toilet.

A temporary situation.

Mr. Buran is a super salesman.

Well, I have an appointment. Check with me later, Andrew.

Yes, Miss... Miss Linton.

Miss, Miss, Miss.

What's all this Miss stuff?

Just call me Salome.

Hi, I'm Tish.

Hello, Tish.

Salome. I'm Andrew.

What are you doing?

Oh, I thought I'd help you girls out.

Until Miss Lytton sets up an appointment for me, I've nothing to do.

Oh, no salesman ever did that before.

Well, what can I do?

Well, you can take the books from that big pile over there and make little

piles over there.

Okay.

Oh, your new suit.

That's okay. I got a needle and thread out of the truck.

No, that's woman's work.

Come on in the back. I'll fix you good as new. You're lucky it's only on the

seam.

Come on.

Oh, Chish, have you ever heard of a man ripping his pants before?

Honestly, we're roommates.

She's such a kid sometimes.

Don't know what to do with her.

Give me your pants.

Don't tell me I'm dealing with two kids.

Come on, I've got to sew them from the inside.

So warm.

Okay.

Okay.

thank you

I've waited for this.

I love it.

Kiss it, Tish. It wants you to kiss it.

And lick it.

And suck it.

This is what it's all about, Tish.

Big.

Hard.

Cock.

Oh, I love it.

Open wide and suck it, Tish.

Take the top of it all the way down your throat.

No time to be frail now, Tish.

Get it now.

Just allow me a moment or so.

Well, I ain't waiting.

Salome, I'm going to suck it, Salome, right?

Will you stop blowing that fucking thing?

I suppose you fucked Hathaway, too.

Did you?

Yes.

Why don't you quit worrying about who fucks who around here? We've got an

injured person here. Why don't you help me get her to a doctor?

You two are fired.

Fired, my ass.

You'll never get anyone else to work in this shit house, and you know it. Well,

you're just jealous because we've had a little cock.

Jealous? I've had all that cock he's able to give.

Oh, yeah?

Don't let these fancy clothes and proper English fool you. I could fuck an arm.

Oh, yeah?

I've had his thing so far into my cunt, it's lucky I didn't get brain damage.

Oh, yeah?

I drank enough of his nut juice to brown a fucking whale.

Oh, yeah?

And there's one other thing.

I've got that cock under contract.

And it's going to plow us all the way to the top of the New York Stock Exchange.

We'll need an entire building just to handle the shipping. A dozen shipping

clerks. And you'll be in charge of it, Salome. Oh, yeah?

Oh,

you'll be all right, Tish.

Ms. Linton here and I will get you to a doctor and get that neck all

straightened out.

I can understand Salome. She'd fuck a snail.

But Tish?

Frightened little Tish? And Hathaway?

It took magic to get to them.

There's no magic.

Do you ever think about fucking him? No.

Would you ever fuck him? No.

Wish I had your good sense.

Look at him. He'll fuck the meat clerk and get the chicken free.

Gloria, you're making too much of this.

We'll have a nice home-cooked meal.

A little wine, and we'll forget it.

He gets anything he wants with his dick. With his dick.

Gloria.

Rita,

I have a salesman that'll change all that, and I'll make a deal with you.

If you're still not convinced, I will never mention the word encyclopedia

again. But if you are convinced, we're talking about a firm order. No surveys

or trials.

Oh, I'm awfully busy right now. Um, I can't really talk.

Do you suppose that you could come to my cabin by the bay?

Don't leave until I get there, Rita.

Right away.

You like fast action, don't you?

Yes, I do.

Then that's what you'll get. See ya.

I'm leaving that son of a bitch Andrew in your hands tonight. Wait a minute.

Listen, you have a comfortable couch. Make sure he gets a good dinner and

plenty of sleep. I'm an attorney, not nursemaid.

There's no one else I can trust.

Besides, you want to keep my business, don't you?

Tonight we'll start with raw oysters and then kidney sauté. I can't cook that.

You have a cookbook, don't you? I never even bothered to read it.

Nothing to it.

Delicious, Andrew, and lots of protein.

A little wine, a little coffee.

We will pick up a carrot cake.

I'm sorry I can't have dinner with you and Luana this evening, because I'll be

setting up an appointment for you tomorrow morning with Rita Sondegard.

Close the sale with her, and our products will be carried in all

Sondegard supermarkets.

Think of only two things, Andrew. The commission and a flat $1,000 bonus if

you make the sale.

$1,000?

Cash, in front, the minute Rita Sondegard signs the order.

You'll stay at Luana's tonight. Don't forget to wash your shirt. Luana will

press it for you.

None of this is necessary. I'll find a place to stay. I insist on it. Rita

Sondergaard is an attractive woman. Making it with her would be very

enjoyable. Making what?

The sale, of course. Isn't that what you do so well?

Well, here.

This should cover the groceries.

I'll call you tonight about the appointment for tomorrow.

Congratulations, you've got a long way on your $4.08.

You're not doing so bad yourself.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, you're suggesting I'm some sort of prostitute with that $4.08 remark.

Well, counselor, so are you. So am I? That's right.

A prostitute? Yes.

Me? Yes.

Me?

Excuse me, Miss Luton.

Miss Sondergaard's going to be tied up for the next 20 minutes. Would you mind

waiting? No, I don't mind.

Can I get you a coffee, something cold to drink?

No, no, thank you.

You'll excuse me then.

And it was so simple.

The culmination of my ambition.

I'm going to be rich.

Rich. When Andrew gets through with her, it will all be over.

I'm going to be rich.

Rich.

Rita's been too busy making money to enjoy sex.

And Andrew will turn her on.

Oh, yes,

Bucky.

Suck it

deep

in your mouth.

Deep.

Yes.

Do you want to fuck my ass?

Yes. Fuck on it.

Fuck on it. Yes.

Do you want to fuck it?

Fuck my ass. Come here.

I want you to fuck it for me.

I want you to put it in my ass now.

Yes,

put it in my ass.

Come on, put it in deep.

Oh, it's big. But it's so big.

Come on. Yes. Oh, fuck it.

Fuck it. Oh, yes.

Oh. Put it in deep.

Oh,

fuck me.

Oh,

I'm fucked, you know that?

Oh. Look at that cock, Brita.

I just lost it.

Whoa.

Yeah, fuck it.

Fuck it's so good for me.

You know you're all big enough.

You make

it so hot.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I want you all to come on me.

Come on, baby.

Yes. Come all over my face.

Yes, it makes me feel better.

I may like that.

Let's go in the garden and see.

Okay, now let's talk business.

And I'm no prostitute.

Four years through law school, working as a pizza waitress. Not to mention two

years of junior college. I'm only trying to survive.

But mind your manners.

Don't go naming college dwellers who are just trying to do the same thing. I

don't sell my body.

You sell your mind, and that's worse.

Gloria wants me to cook. All right, I'll cook.

it to eat any.

To the kidney sauté, guaranteed to make you get it up in the morning.

Thank you.

Into a life of deception, hypocrisy...

And money. Well, if that's the case, counselor, you'd better have some

yourself.

Oh, God.

What happened to the deception?

It blew up. And money.

Oh, my God.

Look at everything.

Your pants.

I'll have to have them cleaned by tomorrow.

Look, take them off and I'll... No, no, no.

First... Salome, then Hathaway.

They all want to clean my clothes. From now on, I'm going to clean my own

clothes.

All right, I'll let you clean them yourself.

I'm sorry about calling you a prostitute. I was all wrong about you.

I'm sorry about what I said to you.

Well, there's one thing for sure.

What's that?

You and I.

We're both alike.

This woman sure fooled me.

She didn't even look like a woman at first.

Now, my God, she gets me hot.

I love Big Tits. The clothes she wears.

She hides them.

Cock is so hard.

Oh, I love her smell.

Can't get enough of her.

Oh, look at those boobs.

Oh, baby.

Oh, Luana.

Luana.

Oh, you're making me cum.

Oh!

you'll go back to Gloria.

I have this terrible feeling I'll never see you again.

I would like to introduce Mr. Andrew Buran.

Andrew, you certainly don't intend to demonstrate the product here, do you? It

only takes a minute.

Andrew, you should have privacy.

You'll notice that this display makes our product look complicated, stuffy,

like a legal library.

No supermarket shopper in his right mind will look at this display for more than

two seconds.

The volumes themselves, however, are prepared in an easy yet informative

style.

Change the sales campaign to a single book on a stand.

Open, so the customer can flip through the pages and see the ease of it.

And above the book, a sign reading, the simple facts.

I like it.

How about you, David?

I like it, too.

Andrew, don't just walk away like that.

I quit, Ms. Litton.

But you just made an important sale.

Good fluke. I'll drop by your office to pick up my commission.

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