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So, you want to open your own restaurant someday?

Um, I don't know. I mean, I'm studying restaurant management right now, but I

could do anything. I mean, I could be an accountant or mailman if I wanted to.

Yeah, I guess you'll figure it out. You're still a young college student.

I mean, you're only three years older than me. Yeah, and we're in my

restaurant. The one that pays you.

Right. I still live in a shitty studio apartment with a broken window.

Aw, don't be hard on yourself.

I used to be like you.

Lived in a studio apartment on a twin bed.

And Robbie and I were already living together at that point.

Must have been crowded.

Yeah, it was.

No room for things like yoga or house parties or orgy parties.

Like, you guys hosted orgies?

Well, it would have been nice to have the option on the table.

Right.

So, do you live alone or with your girlfriend?

Well, I live... I don't have a girlfriend right now.

Why not?

I guess I've just been too busy with school and work.

So, what's your type?

I guess I don't know.

I'm still trying to figure my type out.

Huh.

That was a trick question.

There's no such thing as a type.

We like people for who they are individually.

Huh. I guess I never really thought of it like that before.

Well, now you do.

Hey, honey, how's it going out there?

Table two is singing your phrases.

Really? Yeah. What do they say? They love your new salmon recipe.

I told you that butter is...

I was just telling Cody about that tiny little apartment we used to live in. Oh,

the one in Van Nuys?

Yep. Oh my gosh.

It was the worst, dude.

And we had this neighbor that was always singing Selena Gomez.

Can't keep my hands to myself.

Why don't you take your hands and turn down the volume on your speaker?

God.

All right, well, I got to get back out there and put on a smile.

Actually, do you mind staying for a minute? I want to ask you something.

Well, it's really busy out there, babe.

It's an emergency.

Cody, could you give us a minute?

Maybe go clean the restrooms or something?

Yeah, sure.

Great, thank you.

Oh, and also, can you make sure to, like, change the paper towels, freshen

them up?

Yeah, towels, got it.

Great.

He's single.

Who? Cody, your dishwasher.

Oh, you finally figured it out, huh?

I didn't want to seem like a creepy boss, so I slowly worked it into the

conversation and stirred it there and just asked him.

Very smooth. So, what's next?

I think I'm going to ask him to join our little family.

Okay.

I think I'm going to talk to him today.

Wait, today?

Yeah, today.

Don't you think that's a little too soon? I mean, it takes time to warm

someone up.

You can't just, you know, put them in the microwave.

Honey, you know me.

When I get my eyes on something I want, I have to have it.

I know. That's why I love you.

Anyways, you and I have been thinking about adding a third to our relationship

for a long time. And we both think Cody's great.

And now we know he's a bachelor.

He's single and probably lonely and looking for love.

Why not extend the invitation now?

Um... I just don't want to... I don't want to scare him.

Scare him?

It's not like we're asking for his kidney or something.

I know, but not everyone is as open-minded as us.

You know, what if he thinks polyamory is weird and then things are awkward?

It's not going to get awkward if we approach it right.

Okay.

That's so funny.

Sorry,

I should have been on my phone. It's okay.

We all need to take a break every now and then.

I still should have been on my phone.

Do you have any more dishes you need me to wash or anything?

No, not yet.

Okay. I was wondering if you had any plans tonight.

No, just doing homework, that's all.

Do you want to have dinner with me and Robbie?

Um, I would, but I have to get up really early for class tomorrow, so... Come on.

You work so hard.

Let yourself have dinner with friends for one night.

Um... Yeah, okay, sure. I'll be there.

Great. I'm, uh...

Looking forward to getting to know each other better.

Yeah, me too.

And there I was, ocean breeze in my hair on my scooter, when all of a sudden,

there's something on the sidewalk.

Oh shit.

Oh shit is right. I fall over and everyone's laughing at me.

It's in front of like...

20 people, 50 cars, and three seagulls.

And it wasn't the cute type of fall either, it was like the ugly comedy

style slapstick fall.

I'm so sorry.

But screw those seagulls.

Yeah, screw those seagulls and their ability to fly.

I was so hurt I couldn't even walk back to my car.

Luckily my then boyfriend Robbie came and picked me up.

You two have been together for like seven years.

Seven years and three months.

And the scooter accident was two years ago?

Um, yeah, give or take.

Yeah.

Okay, so two years ago you were dating another Robbie while also married to

this Robbie?

You got it, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

Yeah, I met the other Robbie, I liked him, so we all started hanging out

together.

I liked him when we called him Dodger Robbie because he was a big fan. And I'm

Giants Robbie because Bay Area, baby.

But they still got along.

But eventually he moved to the East Coast.

Yeah. We still text, though. Yeah.

Okay, wait. So let me get this straight. So there was Dodger Robbie and Giants

Robbie were both friends who you were both seeing romantically at the same

time?

Pretty much. Yeah.

Okay. Cool.

It's called polyamory.

Huh. I guess you two are the first polyamorous couple I've ever met.

It's pretty liberating to be in multiple

intimate and loving relationships at one time. Yeah.

Are you guys with anyone right now or just together?

Just each other. Oh, okay.

We're always looking for the right connection.

Yeah, the right connection.

You never know when it's just around the corner.

Oh, I'm sorry. I've never thought about something like that before. I guess I

don't know what to say.

I told you it was going to scare him off.

He wasn't scared.

He was just surprised.

Why Cody?

You like him that much?

I do.

And you know he likes you?

I mean, I do like you, but I guess I just never thought about being in a

polyamorous relationship before.

It just sounds really complicated.

It's actually not.

It's just...

Three people caring about each other.

And there's really no hierarchy?

Nope.

We all care for each other equally.

No one is above anyone else.

And you're sure that Robbie and I are going to get along like that?

Does he support the Giants?

Honey, you're kidding.

Listen, I like Cody. We'll get along.

Good. Then go talk to him.

So... You wouldn't, like, get jealous if I maybe spent time alone with Maya?

Why would I get jealous when I know Maya is happy spending time with you?

Well, what happens if I get jealous?

You know, there is a difference between jealousy and insecurity.

Okay, true.

Most of the time, people are just insecure instead of jealous.

Hmm.

I mean, you know, if it makes you feel more comfortable, we could start with

all three of us, you know, like a orientation session?

An orientation session?

What is this, high school?

It just came to me.

Alright, so he feels ready?

So, when does orientation start?

Well, there's nothing really to orient around, you know? We just have to...

Spend some time together.

Get to know one another.

I don't know.

Ooh, that's where we should do something together this weekend.

Oh, yeah.

What do you want to do?

I think we should let Cody decide.

Me? I don't know.

I'm fine with doing whatever you guys like to do.

So ride scooters in Santa Monica?

Seriously, what do you want to do, Cody?

I don't know, I've always been really bad at picking things for dates.

Come on, just pick something.

For all three of us?

That's the point.

I don't know, maybe we could go bowling?

Ooh, smash some balls?

Yeah, bowling, and then what?

Maybe we just, I don't know, go for a walk and...

talk um i don't know what we would talk about i guess um maybe where where we

grew up or our first crush or teachers that we didn't like i love

it and then maybe some guy in a fast car will drive by and we can curse at him

yeah i'm gonna laugh at a small dick energy yeah we could just i don't know

just walk somewhere quiet and keep walking until we just don't feel like

Talking anymore and then just enjoy each other's presence Then maybe we

kiss or I don't know Maybe Robbie would kiss you first or we kiss you

together or I don't know We make sure that everyone gets the same amount of

kisses We'll have a kissing tally board

Like rivers, if you just let them flow, they'll lead you to a beautiful ocean.

Like a beautiful ocean?

Then, follow your river.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, hot.

Oh my god.

I don't know what to

say.

There you go.

It's so good.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

I'm gonna ride your hook

There you go.

Yes, yes, yes.

There you go, there you go

So good right in my tummy.

Just take it, take it. He's gonna watch you get fucked.

You don't even watch me talk.

That was so cute. That was so good.

Yes, yes, yes

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh my god, this is so good.

Oh fuck.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

There we go.

There you go, yes.

Oh.

Mm-hmm

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, you're taping my little pussy butt.

There we go.

Fuck you.

You're supposed to sit back and make me come.

I'm gonna play with you almost.

Like that.

Yeah.

with my pretty little face.

Fuck yes, please baby, give me a promo with my pretty little fucking face.

Yes, thank you.

Thanks for making me a part of the family.

Yeah, you're not just a dishwasher anymore.