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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Who are you?

Hey, I'm Donnie.

I'm here to collect the rent.

Um, I don't know who you are.

Well, so my dad used to collect the

rent.

Yeah?

But I am taking over, and I'll be

the one collecting the rent.

Okay, fine.

I guess, come on in.

Alright, cool.

Who's that?

Oh, this is Donnie.

This is the landlord's son.

He's just collecting the rent.

Hey, I'm Donnie.

Donnie, this is my stepdaughter, Nicole.

Introduce yourself.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Nicole.

Dad didn't say anything about you guys.

It is what it is.

Okay, well, my show's on.

Oh my god, you're watching that show again?

Yeah.

All I do is fix those things up

and make it a tax hell.

I mean, it relaxes me.

I like seeing them take something messy and

just turn it beautiful.

Nicole?

Yeah?

Remember we got that special dinner date with

Dad later tonight.

Do I have to go?

Yes, you have to go.

He's your father.

And you know how he gets.

He feels so bad about working all the

time.

He just wants to spend some more time

with you.

With us.

I mean, alright, what do I wear?

Just wear something cute.

Nothing too formal.

Okay.

Why don't you go ahead and start getting

ready now?

It doesn't take me that long.

I don't want to be here waiting for

you to get ready.

How can I have to wait?

Yes, I am.

You know how important this is to Dad.

Yeah.

So, please go get ready.

When the show's over.

Nicole.

Now!

Just because I'm your stepmother doesn't mean you

can ignore me.

The show's almost over.

I'm not waiting for you.

You're not going to have to wait for

me.

Hey, Nicole!

Are you getting ready?

Uh-huh.

Kind of ready.

What do you think?

I like the shoes.

Oh, you like the shoes.

Great.

I'll try those on.

But I was thinking I could wear this

skirt.

Do you think it's too long?

I mean, I'm going to be wearing heels.

So, give me my toggles.

This is kind of cute.

And then I just really needed to know

which top I should pick out.

Oh, I like this one.

This one's cute, but I don't know if

it'll work with the pearls.

No, it's so good with the pearls.

I love it.

I love what you just said.

Okay, and then I'll just show you this

other top.

So, this one's got, like, it's a little

more necky.

Like, I'm going to show off my titties

some more to Dad.

It's got these cute little frilly sleeves.

Oh, I like the pearls.

Okay, so I'll just...

Let's just put the whole outfit together.

Cool.

And then I'll show you.

Yeah.

So, the skirt.

Okay.

Oh, it looks so good on you.

Should I, like, tie it or just, like,

tuck it?

Make a little bow.

Okay.

It's cute, right?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, it's so good on you.

Wow.

Okay, so this was the first shirt I

was going to wear.

Mm-hmm.

Seemed cute on a hanger, but I don't

know.

I just think it's too much.

It's cute, but it covers a lot.

It does.

I mean, obviously, I'm going to have to,

like, tuck it in.

Definitely tuck it in.

But then...

What do you think?

It's cute, but, like, I don't know.

Let's see the other one.

I like it, but...

I could, like, pull it down some more.

Ooh, that looks good.

The options.

We have options.

All the options.

Options.

Cool.

So I'll try on this other shirt.

Mm-hmm.

I think this is the one I'm going

to go with, though.

I don't know.

I just want to look cute for your

father.

You're going to look so cute.

Should I wear a bra underneath?

Yeah.

All right, I think I'm ready.

How about you don't be late, too, okay?

I'm not going to be late.

I'm almost ready.

I just have to put my sweater on.

Okay.

I'll be waiting for you.

I'm almost ready.

I'm ready.

What did you say, honey?

I'm ready.

Where's my necklace?

I need it.

I haven't done something good without it.

Where did it go?

It's got to be under here somewhere.

Where's the blanket?

Where?

What?

Why do I have so many shoes?

Oh, my eyelashes.

Ah, sweet.

Get this out of the way.

Hanger.

Oh, my favorite lotion.

Ah, yes, it smells so good.

There we go.

Oh, I don't need that.

Oh, the matching shoe.

I'll put that with the other one.

Where's my necklace?

I can't find it.

I, like, just had this necklace.

What are you doing?

I lost my necklace.

What necklace?

You know, like the long one.

The one that you always misplace?

I don't always misplace it.

Come on.

Yeah, I did.

I knew this was going to happen.

You always come up with some sort of

excuse that you can't be ready on time.

I would be ready.

It's going to be right here somewhere.

It would be faster if you would help

me find it.

Fine, I'll look.

Thanks.

Did you look in the drawers?

Yeah, I opened them all.

There's toilet paper under my bed for some

reason.

Maybe if you actually cleaned your room like

I've told you in the past, you wouldn't

be misplacing all your stuff.

Well, it's clean enough.

I mean, it's, like, a couple things.

Do you know the last time you wore

it, where you put it?

Like, I don't know, a week ago?

Did you?

It was around my neck, and then it

wasn't, and I just didn't find it.

Did you look in your drawer here?

Oh, one of my shoes.

I wonder what the other one was.

Oh, I found your sunglasses that you were

looking for last week.

Oh, awesome, thank you.

What are you doing here?

Oh, hey, I just came to get the

rent.

Oh, obviously.

I figured you would have left by now.

Nah, I just stayed for a little bit

longer, probably.

Are you still looking down there?

Yeah, I mean, I can't find it anywhere.

It's, like, shoes and toilet paper.

Are you looking down there?

I'm looking, I can't find it.

But are you looking-looking?

Yeah, but it's weird.

Ah, there's so much stuff under here.

I don't think it's clean, I promise.

Excuse me, Nicole, is that Nana's sculpture next

to your bed frame?

Yeah, I don't know what it's doing over

there.

I don't know.

Wait, it's not my necklace, it doesn't matter.

I did not find my necklace.

Do you know how long Nana worked at

that thing?

A while, I don't- And she gifted

it to you, it should be out on

display.

I know, it's a fantastic gift.

But it was on the shelf, now it's

under the bed.

I don't know how half the stuff got

under here.

Maybe you just grew legs and walked over

in the middle of the night.

Inanimate objects do not just grow legs and

move.

Then where's my necklace?

It's because you said you cleaned your room

and you didn't.

You just tossed everything underneath your bed.

I didn't toss it.

I just cleaned, I just told you I

cleaned.

You didn't clean your room.

You wouldn't be misplacing things if you cleaned

your room.

I keep my room clean.

I don't know why this stuff got under

here.

I didn't put it there.

Well, if it was clean, you wouldn't be

misplacing things and Nana's sculpture would not be

on the floor.

I mean, it was on the shelf.

It's not like I just threw it under

the bed.

Why would I take it off the shelf?

It would be an earthquake.

I don't know.

Maybe your sandals that you were looking for

the other day.

Those are right here.

Well, you were looking for them the other

day and where did you find them?

Underneath the black hole in your bed.

I mean, it's not some gaping black hole

under my bed.

This stuff is found.

Now it's found because you're looking for something

else, like your necklace.

We are going to be late.

You just need to stop looking and come

up here.

We need to call your father.

Tell him that we're going to be late

again.

Fine.

I was going to call.

I'm calling him.

Daddy, we're going to be a little late.

I lost my necklace.

I know.

It's not my fault.

Yes, it is your fault.

No, it's not.

It is your fault.

Wait, you're going to buy me a new

one?

Of course he's going to buy you a

new one.

Thank you.

No, give me the phone.

You're going to buy her a new necklace.

Are you kidding me?

No.

No?

How many times have I told her to

just clean up her room so she stops

misplacing things?

You're enabling her.

It's just a necklace.

You spoil her to death.

She has all this stuff.

I'll send you a picture of all the

things that she's been looking for the past

week that she pulled out from underneath her

bed.

It wasn't that much.

It was a lot, honey.

No, it wasn't.

No, you're enabling her, and now we're late,

and it was just a special day just

for you.

Oh, and you know what, by the way,

since I have you on the phone, you

didn't tell me about the landlord.

Donnie, does that ring a bell?

The landlord's son is now taking over the

rent responsibilities.

My dad's Danny.

It's something you should have said.

You should have told me.

It wasn't on your schedule.

You know when rent is due.

This is something you should have discussed with

me beforehand.

I cannot believe you.

Are you kidding me?

No.

Just don't buy me the necklace.

He's fine.

He's not going to buy you.

And you seriously want to talk to her

again?

Stop spoiling her.

Your father.

Hi, Daddy.

Yeah, I know, I can't find it anywhere.

I looked really hard.

She's not looking very hard.

I looked so hard, and it's just not

there.

So, thank you.

I mean, see, Mama can't find it anywhere

either, so.

No, because I'm actually looking.

We're just going to be a little late.

We'll look at the menu so we're ready

to order right away.

Did you even look under here?

I'm going to drop my phone.

We'll look at the menu to see what's

there.

I can't believe he's just going to buy

you a new necklace.

Yeah, it's just a necklace.

It's not a big deal.

Oh, God.

All right, pull up the menu.

Yeah, right here.

Okay.

Yeah, it doesn't look so good.

Mm-hmm.

Wait a second, is that the appetizers?

Oh.

Let me get the soup.

I want those clams.

Oh, yum.

Oh.

Oh, mozzarella sticks.

Oh, you just love sticking sticks in your

mouth.

It's so good.

You need to behave at dinner.

I'm always on my best behavior.

What do you mean?

Just like you said you cleaned your room.

I did clean it.

I don't know how that stuff got there.

Sure.

Just blame it on the maid, right?

She just pushes things underneath the room.

Or they're just walking.

I don't control what they do.

I don't control what they do.

You don't have any control.

You don't take any responsibility.

I'm taking so much responsibility.

I called Dad and said I lost a

necklace.

And what is he doing?

He's spoiling you to buy a new necklace.

It's not a big deal.

Just pick out what you want to eat.

Do you have an entree you're going to

pick out?

Since we're going to be late.

Ooh, scallops.

Yummy.

Is that the most expensive thing on the

menu, too?

No.

Yes, it is.

Why?

What are you going to get?

I was thinking about the T-bone.

And I'm getting the most expensive.

We're getting steak.

I've worked up an appetite looking for things

that you've misplaced.

You don't always need meat, you know.

Yes, I do.

I'm a growing girl.

Whatever.

Ooh, we should pick out desserts, too.

Ooh, I want creme brulee.

It makes creamy filling.

So smooth.

I love creme brulee.

I like how it's hard and then it

gets all soft and sweet.

I'm thinking about it melting in my mouth.

And those little raspberry buttons on top.

Ooh, those are so good.

Oh, my God.

Let's see.

I don't know what else there is to

look at the menu.

Ooh, wait.

Oyster bar.

Raw oysters sliding down your throat.

I love oysters.

Now you said steak, and I think that

sounds good.

Yeah?

Yeah, that garlic bread, that is so mine.

Ooh, I love garlic bread.

We can share.

Keep looking.

I mean, there's like appetizers big enough for

all of us.

Well, we can order more than just one,

obviously.

There's the three of us.

I mean, I don't know.

We could get like...

I'm getting the clams, the steamed clams.

Ooh, yummy.

Do they have mussels with it?

I think that was one of the entrees,

the linguine with mussels.

Ooh, like a clam sauce kind of...

Yeah.

Well, you can get it white or red.

I love seafood pasta.

They have that seafood salad that has the

clams, mussels, crab, and ooh, it's seasonal lobster.

Ooh, yay, that sounds so yummy.

We can get that as an appetizer.

Ooh, I like that.

Share it.

Yeah.

I mean, hmm.

I really want these breadsticks.

Ooh, yes, I love breadsticks.

I mean, do they have like other steaks

other than T-bone?

I feel for like a filet.

There is a filet.

Yeah.

And a T-bone.

You do know what a T-bone is.

It's a filet and a New York strip.

Like the tiny ones.

Yes, the filet is on the one side

of the bone.

And then on the other is the New

York strip.

There's so many types of meat.

I don't know.

There's not so many types of meat.

They're just all connected.

There's so many kinds.

It's not that hard.

I don't know.

You get two meats.

It's pretty hard.

You get two meats with a T-bone.

Two meats.

Along with a nice solid bone.

You know how much I love bringing that

bone back to the house, making a soup.

You love my soup.

I do love your soup.

I'm so happy.

So I'm getting the T-bone.

If you want, I can give you a

slice of my filet side of the T

-bone.

Thank you.

I'll share my meat with you.

Thank you.

And then I'll be able to bring the

bone back and make an awesome soup out

of it.

It's going to be so good.

Uh-oh.

Dad just sent you a text.

What is it?

It's a picture of a necklace that he

wants to buy you.

Oh, I want to see.

I'm just going to go ahead and respond

for you and say, Daddy.

No, you're not.

Daddy, I've done it.

No, I want it.

I want it.

You dropped your phone.

You threw my phone.

You dropped your phone.

You threw it.

You dropped it.

Why are you throwing my phone?

I got it.

Daddy, I don't need a new phone.

I don't need a new phone.

Well, you don't need a new phone.

It's not broken.

But you don't need.

I need my necklace.

A necklace.

I need my necklace.

No, you don't.

Yeah.

My necklace.

No, you did not.

I did.

No.

I did.

Well, he's going to know it's from you,

so.

No, he does.

It's from your phone.

It's from my phone, but he knows it

was you.

We really need to get going, though.

We're going to be super late.

Your dad's going to miss the reservation, and

then we're going to have to pay for

that, too.

I mean, I just want my necklace.

And he's going to buy me a new

one, and I just want to find my

old one.

Of course.

So, that's why I said you don't need

to give him a new one.

Because you really love that other necklace.

I think I'm going to have it soldered

around your neck so you never lose it.

Okay.

It's got to be around here somewhere.

I don't know.

I mean, where else have we not looked?

I have no idea.

We've pretty much ravished every crevice in this

room.

Right?

There's no hole left unturned in this room.

You didn't leave it in the car, did

you?

The back trunk?

I don't think I put it in the

trunk.

You probably put it in the trunk.

When you got your school...

I don't...

Stuff out of the car.

It's in the trunk.

I don't think so.

I don't remember that.

It is.

I mean, I didn't put it...

Like, I wore it inside.

You wore it inside?

Inside the house?

It was on my neck.

It was, like, right here.

It wasn't on your neck when you came

in the other day.

Well, girls, I hate to leave you fighting,

but I'll see you next month.

Okay.

Okay.

You know what rugs do.

I'm so pissed.

No, we're a girl.

You're misplacing stuff all the time.

It's gotta be around here somewhere.

Thank you.

I'm texting your father.

It's gotta be around...

Leaving shortly.

What the fuck is...

I found it!

Are you fucking kidding me?

You had it the whole time?

I guess so.

Oh, let's go.

Let's just go.

Yay!

I cannot believe you.