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He's in trouble.

Take your pants off.

Excuse me.

Randy!

You might still be alive if you hadn't been

born in Pinstone blow-up taxi cab to Mr. Alden.

That's a job for extortions.

I want you to tell me who gave you the briefcase.

I can't.

Why not?

I'm scared.

The man who called said he was an insurance agent.

And at the premium for our new policy would be $5,000 a week.

And whoever got him was trying to get me too.

Glad you're here, Mike.

I wouldn't want to have to manage this.

What's wrong with you?

Twilight in the City I like to think of it as an overture to a nighttime concert

where 8 million instruments are jamming to 8 million different beats.

They make a lot of noise.

But sometimes they make a lot of noise.

That night I was in the mood for music.

At first I had to take care of a little noise.

I'd gotten an anonymous phone call that brought me to

a part of Tara and I didn't even like during the day.

It was about a guy I'd hoped put away ten years ago named Eric Leibler, a slime

bucket who liked to make out a little noise.

There were less than girls in the porno stars.

Much to my chagrin, the anonymous caller turned out to be Leibler himself.

He was out on parole and anxious to return the favor.

I knew I should have stayed home and listened to some effort.

This fate would have it.

I wasn't the only private eye doing business in the neighborhood.

God, I thought you weren't coming.

She didn't go to jazz or science and I had trouble getting away.

You think maybe she knows?

No way, she's happy.

She's taken you to the cleaners.

Case closed, pal.

Let's go.

Wait a minute, this is just starting to get interesting.

Come here.

Hey, come on, the lady's got a body that won't quit.

Neither will her case load.

I want to see if anything's coming on the oldie thing.

Ten years, Hammer.

Ten years I spent in that hellhole.

That's your best shot, Leibler?

My first.

3,649 to go.

Hey, it's Hammer.

He's in trouble.

Come on, they're going to pave that alley with his face.

And if he's still alive when I'm finished, then maybe.

Just maybe.

I'll kill you to put you out of your misery.

Do me a favor.

Brush your teeth first.

It's a taser.

It takes out an adversary without hurting him.

What fun is that?

It's good to see you guys.

He showed up in the nick of time.

Thanks.

Losing your touch, Hammer.

I see you're still hanging out with Mr. Wizard.

What's the matter, Scott?

Not getting enough kicks on the celebrity divorce circuit?

See, I told you we should have let him take his lumps.

Will you take it easy?

Listen, give me a favor, will you?

Keep an eye on this garbage and I'll call sanitation.

Try 9-1-1.

Still intimidated by technology, aren't you, Mike?

Only in the hands of amateurs.

You got your technology hotshot, I got mine.

I don't understand where you work with that, yo-yo.

Oh, come on, Mike.

He's got us some rough edges, but he's got a first-rate mind.

That's what they said about Dr. Frankenstein.

You really trust him, huh?

Oh, yeah.

I still think he'd be better off working alone.

Two units, coming in.

I got to wait for him.

Thanks, kid.

I owe you one.

No way, Mike.

We're not close to even yet.

The next time I saw Randy Baylor was a lot sooner than I expected.

He talked his partner into coming to see me about a case they were on.

He'd seen that someone was putting the muscle

on a top fashion designer for a lot of green.

Storsion, huh?

Whose arms been twisted?

It's Oliver Alden.

Oliver Alden.

Oliver Alden?

What, you say that like it's a name I'm supposed to know?

Who's Oliver Alden?

Fashion designer?

Second coming up Calvin Klein?

You have heard of Calvin Klein.

Yeah, we play on the same bowling team.

So has he paid off?

No, he refused.

But listen to this.

Two days later, an entire shipment of Italian soaks went into the Hudson by accident.

But we'd already done some divorce work for Oliver,

so he hired us to find out who was shaking him down.

We came up with the name of Kalbar.

Jake Kalbar.

Jake Kalbar, this is the name I know.

The garment industry's been his territory for years.

Kalbar plays hardball fellows.

You guys are way out of your league.

You're not careful.

You can wind up getting knocked out of your jocks.

Hey, we played it real cool, Mike.

We kept a low profile.

We even put out the word that we're only interested in acquiring records,

documents, whatever we can use as evidence.

Well, nothing yet.

I thought you might have some ideas on how we might...

Yeah.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Integrity gations, Warren.

Yeah!

Where?

When?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

That's the one.

Kalbar?

Come on, we're out of here.

Lives like that, shall we be working for us?

You couldn't afford me, sweetheart.

Any suggestions?

Yeah.

Forget this gig and get your thrills on Coney Island.

Okay, spend the rest of your life in the Smithsonian.

See if I care.

What a charmer.

I wonder where Randy found him.

I don't know.

But he's right about one thing.

What's that?

You do have nice legs.

Thanks, Mike.

Come on.

It's good.

Pretty good, yeah, okay.

Be right back, folks.

I'm gonna get some smoke.

Catch it then, all right?

Hi!

This is a date of about 10 minutes.

It's been a

while working, we've seen it.

Thank you, Audrey.

Go right.

See you then.

Okay.

Tell me about 15 bucks.

This is an old working Good Caitlin.

Thank you, Audrey.

Alright.

See you then!

Hey, what are you doing Saturday night?

Hey, What are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing?

Let's go.

I didn't know it was supposed to be.

Alright.

I didn't know you were doing it!

Alright!

I didn't know you were going to be doing it.

Morning... You can't do it.

Let's get that around this hideboard.

I don't know.

Choose a fox, right?

Makeup, wild hair.

Like a model or something.

What's going on?

Looks like his partner took a high-hard one, Mike.

Randy was in there?

Yep.

Where were you?

Hey, I'm upset about it as you are, so back off!

Tell you, tell me what happened.

No, Colin, come on.

What's the matter with you?

The kid was on occasion.

He came to me for help.

You might still be alive if you hadn't been born.

It was our case, Hammer.

Now it's mine.

You stay out of it.

Hey, you hold it.

You're coming down headquarters with me.

I need a composite of that model.

You got to get together with the Connecticut people.

Stay right there.

Mike?

I always like Randy.

Ever since the days he hung around my office until I finally let him back me up

on a couple of cases, I gave him some advice.

Always work along.

Too bad he didn't take it.

If I was going to find out who killed Randy, I'd have

to start with the man who hired him, Oliver Alden.

So what do you think?

It's right.

I hate it.

What?

Do it and peach?

I hate peach.

I know you.

Do it and peach.

Okay, peach.

What if it changed the whole group then?

Look, if we do the shirt on the bias, the skirt

will be much better if we do the top and peach.

Uh, Oliver will be with you in just a minute.

Why don't you make yourself comfortable?

Right.

It was just filling the arm hole into there.

Peach, leave it to the top like that and cut the bottom on the bias.

Oh.

Oliver?

Yeah.

Fix it, Willie.

Uh, Mike Cameron, this is Oliver Alden.

How do you do, Mr. Alden?

As you know, Randy was working for me when he was killed.

I know he was a friend of yours.

I'm sorry, I feel responsible.

You're not alone, believe me.

We never met, but Oliver said that he was a fine young man.

He was.

Mr. Alden, Randy told me that you refused to pay them all.

Yeah.

Sickness has been spreading through this industry for too many years.

Somebody had to stand up to him.

How were you contacted?

Thoughtful.

You spoke to them.

No, Marian did.

She's my administrative assistant.

We can get through the day without her.

It was about a month ago.

The man who called said he was an insurance agent.

And at the premium for our new policy would be $5,000 a week.

It's a nice round number.

How was the money supposed to be transferred?

It never got that far.

I grabbed the phone, told him we wouldn't pay.

He said he could cause us all sorts of trouble.

And I exploded and told him his methods of coercion were infantile and hung up.

It's been stone blow up, taxi cab, Mr. Alden.

That's a job for extortionists.

Did they contact you since then?

No.

As far as I know.

No.

I think they will.

When they do, I'd appreciate it if you gave me a call.

Thanks.

Mr. Hammer.

Just one moment.

I like that hat.

It's a great look.

It's a great, great look.

It's got an earthy honesty.

Thanks.

I pick it up myself.

You know that war surplus store on 23rd Street?

Guinea.

Oliver Alden's spring collection was splattered all over his walls.

I grabbed one of the pieces and headed straight

for the man I'd vote most likely to be responsible.

Jake Kelbarr.

If you like to play with bombs, he could be the one who blew Randy to the morgue.

Scott had gone to see Kelbarr too, but it didn't get very far.

You need some help?

Stay out of this, Hammer.

Good pleasure.

I don't need you.

That's the best news I've heard all day.

Mike!

Mike, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

But you need me.

Look, you got a lot of miles on the clock.

Go on, call it experience.

That's okay.

But I've got the background on this case.

I've got the files.

And I have technology.

I'll call you the next time my TV breaks down.

Look, we both promised to nail whoever killed Randy.

I'm working on it.

And whoever got it was trying to get me too.

We were obviously getting close to something.

You want to go back to square one.

Now, whether you like it or not, I could be healthy.

Okay.

Okay, maybe we can work together.

We'll get this straight.

I called the shots.

The first time you or that thing gets in my way,

you are back to square one and you're on your own.

Understood?

Alright, understood.

And look, here's what we do first.

We go talk to Kelbarr.

Alright, what do you want to do first?

We go talk to Kelbarr.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Well, well, my camera.

Genuine pleasure.

The pleasure is all yours, pal.

Here's what's left of the old Walden line.

Nice material.

You too.

Get a drag thing before you wear it again, Mike.

You should have your face clean before you wear it.

Nice tie.

He put the squeeze on all of them, didn't you, Jake?

But he wouldn't pay, so you raised the price to murder.

Mr. Kelbarr runs a legitimate insurance business.

Now, both of you get out of here.

Before I call the police.

I'll be my guest.

Hey, it's no secret you run a two-bit protection racket.

Grabbing all the small chains you can get

your hands off from the garment wholesalers.

And for the lips of things, you seem to be doing pretty well.

Yeah, I do just fine, Mike.

I don't have to kill for it.

Bull!

My partner's dead, and everything points to you.

You're dirty, Kelbarr.

And all the lies ain't going to save your butt the next time we cross paths.

Scott Warren, you remember that name?

Oh, yeah.

Get this junior G-man out of here and take this with you.

All is not my style, Mike.

Believe me, he's not my style.

No, you're style when I want to play.

Can you get it into a size nine?

So do you think he's telling the truth?

If he is, it'll be in the Guinness Book of Records.

You want to follow a complaint against him?

No.

We gotta talk about this.

We picked up the police sketch of the girl who was in the cab when Randy got killed

and headed for an agency that knew every model in town.

I told Scott to keep a little black book in his pants.

Hello?

We're looking for a girl.

They're waiting on the lamppost on West 45th darling.

This particular girl?

They're not too particular on West 45th.

Oh, she's a doll, isn't she?

A big green eyes, tall, leggy, a wrecked

carriage, walks like Queen Elizabeth, only sexy.

What you're saying is she's a model?

Absolutely.

So is she in your stable or not?

No, I wish she was a girl like that.

Am I roster for the Spring Collection?

We'd clean up.

Her type is extremely popular right now.

Especially with elderly gentlemen with fillers in Spain.

What about here in town?

Oliver Alden got them all locked up for a show today.

Every last father's daughter of them.

What do you want with them?

I'm thinking of buying a bill in Spain.

Thanks.

Now we're cooking.

She's at Alden's.

It's an inside job.

Come on, we're out of here.

Thanks.

You

know what we need.

It's a mole.

Hey.

Yes.

What time is it?

What?

A mole.

Somebody under covered Alden's show.

Well, I can't go.

They'd recognize me.

Well, I could go as a janitor or a lighting guy.

Yeah.

That's not exactly what I had in mind.

What are you getting at?

Don't worry about a thing.

Just wet your lips and walk butch.

Put out your walk.

A duck?

Again?

These bangs are not going to do.

Please do something with them.

Oliver, please.

You know, we are under the gun here.

Right.

Right.

So why am I stuck with this archer?

The man moves on the one-legged kangaroo with gout.

Look, Miss Collins, these pants are too loose.

What I'm trying to say here is that everybody, absolutely

everybody, looks fabulous in an Alden wardrobe.

Oliver, the only way he'll look fabulous is if we nail

a speech to the floor and pretend he's a mannequin.

You'll do much better during the show.

Yes, sir.

I'll try my struggle.

Take your pants off.

Excuse me.

I said, take your pants off.

We'll take them in a little and maybe they'll look good.

Thank you.

The fall.

The mannequin.

Right around.

You can just fold it in the top of the hair.

Go on.

Go on.

Go on.

Go on.

Go on.

All right.

What did you guys do?

Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

What did you pull out of the cab, Dad?

That's much love.

Some C4 residue and what was left of that?

Is there anything like this?

Mike, pulling back evidence.

Where'd you find that?

I found an Alden showroom after the blast.

This is it.

This is exactly like the device in the cab.

Definitely cowboy style.

A little smoke, a lot of persuasion.

Sorry, Dan.

Just my beeper.

Hot Jack, put it in my pocket.

The retirement party is Friday.

I'm planning on going out with a small bang.

What do you got?

The model.

Mike, I got her.

It's her.

All right.

Listen, stay cool.

Don't make a move until I get there.

I couldn't if I wanted to.

Ow!

What's that needle?

It's an emphasis on fun and casual.

I'm hoping we give you the spring line of all

the fashions for the man and woman all the girls.

Which one is she?

Her name's Candace.

Are you sure she's the one?

I'm not.

You'd have seen her bend over to straighten those seams.

You wouldn't be asking me that.

Let me get some of that.

Me, Steph.

Some time ago.

Excuse me.

Candace?

Yes.

My name is Mike Hammer.

I'd like to talk to if you don't mind.

I'm sorry.

I'm going on in a minute.

Candace.

Concentrating on pastels.

This collection features a classic Egyptian line.

The tailored style of all this famous sport.

Welcome.

Welcome.

What do you want?

I want you to tell me who gave me that briefcase.

What briefcase?

The one with the bright red jack in the box.

It separated Randy Bader from his head, remember?

Please believe me.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Listen Candace, make this easier.

It'll only take 15 seconds.

Make it difficult.

It'll be 15 years to life.

Though I suggest you tell me who gave you the case.

I can't.

Why not?

I'm scared.

There's no reason to be scared.

I'll see that you get protection.

I'd like to be protected.

No time to be making dates, Candace.

You're on to it right now.

We can talk later.

The

land has enchanted me.

The portion of the old line we call Santa Fe.

Hey, ladies, remember me?

Candace knew she took it with her to that big fashion show in the sky.

I had to find out who's Santa there.

I think we should tell him.

He's done with all this.

I understand how you feel, Oliver, but I'm not so sure I agree.

I sure as hell though.

It started with extortion.

But when that suitcase blew Randy into pieces,

it put things into a whole different ballpark.

That's the point, Mr. Hammer.

I don't know if I'm capable of dealing with all this.

Well, I am, Mr. Alden.

And I'm not going to sit still and let them get away with Randy's murder.

Scott, you know what I thought of Randy.

I feel terrible about this, but my life's work, my business is being destroyed.

Why not just Randy's family for a long time?

Look, Mr. Hammer.

The pain will prevent further bloodshed.

I will pay.

Don't make that check out the me, Mr. Alden.

What are you doing here?

Whose trail is fast to this business, Hammer?

That's all I have to say to you.

I'm here to see Alden.

And prevent you from further damaging his reputation with your lies.

Your hitman already took care of it.

He's right.

Stone all over New York.

You don't make a move in the garment industry.

Unless you get a piece of the action.

I run a respectable business captain.

There's nothing respectable about you, Cal Bar.

You're just a two-bit sleaze ball.

His manicured fingernails can't hide the garbage.

Mike,

what are you doing?

Just trying to take the wrinkles out of his suit.

What?

Are you going to bite me, Cal Bar?

So you think Alden's running too scared to hang tough?

I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

In the meantime, go find a video arcade and lose your allowance.

Rather lose you, wet your lips and walk a butch.

You're improving.

Keep in touch.

In the meantime, I think you and I ought to have a little chat.

Oh, and I have a hunch you know a place where we can get a nice cold beer.

Your hunch is right.

Of course, the bar suits aren't exactly covered coordinated.

I think I can live with that.

You feel secure here, don't you?

I do.

Comptables more like.

Most of the customers tell up the noses they were born with.

You usually call them hard-working stiff and nice dreams, but very little guy.

After a couple of beers.

You want to sit down?

Sure.

You would have liked my father hard-working.

Thirty-two years is a pattern-maker for the same company.

He's the one who taught me all about fashion.

Thirty-two years is a long time.

I've been with Oliver for twelve.

Twelve?

Then if he was going to vapor lock, you would know it.

Keeping the pressure off him is a big part of my job.

He doesn't handle it well.

Listen, do you think you could keep him under wraps a little longer?

I need some more time.

You can try.

Is there anything you found out that I can use to give him some hope?

No, not really.

What can you tell me about Candace?

Oh, how much to tell.

She looked great and close and was dependable other than that.

It's not a good idea to get close to the girls who work for you.

Mike, you have a call.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

Hang tight.

We're on the way.

That was all.

They made contact, and they've raised the ante.

One million dollars in untraceable bills,

where your next showing will go up in smoke.

Your only audience will be the NYPD bomb squad.

You'll be contacted by phone with further instructions.

Oh, Oliver, it'll be fine.

We'll get through.

So what are you gonna do?

I don't have much choice.

And one season without a showing in this business and you're finished.

And their business, one payment and you're on the hook.

Then they reel you in and owe all and becomes owe all and then partners.

As I recall, you made the point yourself.

Two people working for me are dead.

I can't let this continue.

Can you come up with that kind of cash?

Some of it.

And I have friends.

Okay, do what you have to do.

We'll stay here and wait for the call.

Hello,

Samantha, my camera.

How's my favorite telephone lady?

Listen, I need a favor.

Do you think you could put a trace on this line right away?

Right, I owe you one, but I'll wait until we have a better connection.

Thanks, bye-bye.

Something wrong?

No.

I don't know whether to sit, stand, or make a wish on that thing.

Start with a wish.

I better not.

I'm glad you're here, Mike.

I wouldn't want to have to manage this alone.

I just set out my smoke alarm.

What do you got?

Well, for one thing, you're talking on the line with a tracer.

So, should we talk and pick, Lacking?

Come on, tell me, what do you got?

Yeah?

Where is it?

On my way.

Sorry, sweetheart, got to run.

Hotshot's got a nibble.

If I contact you again, call me.

I'll be at the Waterworks disco.

Sweetheart, can I have a beer, please?

Sir, we don't have beer.

We serve bottled water.

From all over the world.

France, Germany, Tasmania, Scotland.

That's the one.

I'll take a double scotch, hold the water.

I'm sorry, sir, we don't have scotch.

We only have water.

You got any domestic on tap?

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Mike.

Mike!

This is Lucinda.

Hi, Mike.

Lucinda.

Lucinda and Candace were very good friends.

Look out!

MUSIC MUSIC

MUSIC Forget it, pal.

Line's dead.

Here on A&E.

Okay, listen, what was caddness into it?

I don't know.

I think you do.

Look, these took a real incentive to come here because they liked to book it.

They wanted to blow you away to keep you from talking.

Hey, Mike.

He's up.

Get a little more diplomatic.

Listen, you handle the diplomat's hot shot.

I want some answers.

If I don't get him, I'm going to have to take you downtown.

I don't want to do that, but I'm going to have to.

It's your choice.

All right.

Candice was into getting out of modeling.

She met a guy who was going to give her a way out.

She found it all right.

She's dead.

Who's the guy?

I'm not sure.

He had money.

He was an insurance, I think.

Insurance?

Name Calbar Ringabel?

No, that wasn't it.

I don't think she mentioned a name.

I figured it was a big secret.

Like maybe he was married or something.

Okay, sweetheart, thanks.

I'll be in touch.

Hey, what are you doing Saturday night?

Come on, man.

Bird dog in your own time.

You don't have to push her that hard?

It's a tough racket.

Send her some flowers.

What's your ring, Calbar?

You're going to take it out of Randy and Candice.

But this being a dollar thing is not his style.

He's not in business for one quick yet.

He's in for the long haul.

A nice monthly income for life.

Why would he blow that?

And I'm biased.

I'm not asking it to.

Want to find out for sure?

Is it Ella if I need a nose job?

I'm

going to get out of here.

Listen to this.

The guy needs to be taught some manners.

You want me to take care of him?

I'll send a couple of our guys over.

I want you to shut up.

Forget about Hammer.

We've got more.

Calbar and Winston.

Technology strikes again.

Yeah, I'm on the line.

I'll put a bug in his office yesterday.

You heard anything about it?

Not a whisper, Mr. Calbar.

Alden's a big name.

If they get him, the other big designers will fall into line.

Yeah, maybe.

But after what's happened at Alden, the police

are going to be on top of this thing now.

Check it out.

Well, I hate to admit it out loud.

I think you finally delivered the goods.

Mike, take hold 20 minutes ago.

When's the pay out?

Tomorrow morning, International Terminal JFK.

Now, I want to follow the instructions precisely, Mr. Hammer.

I won't risk anything happening to Mary.

No risk to her.

I'll carry the money.

I'm afraid they're ahead of you.

I have three reservations.

Jamaica, Paris, and Rome.

When I pick up my tickets at Kennedy, they'll contact me as to which one to take.

Pretty slick.

We don't even know which country that you're just going down in.

I'll call them.

If you don't show up, you can bet they'll call back.

For a million bucks, they'll be more than willing to change your travel plans.

No!

But they've already killed two people.

I can't take another chance.

Well, I just hate giving into them.

What time is it dropped?

Oh, all the flights are between 6 and 7 AM.

Brush hour.

It's going to make surveillance tough.

What do I have to say to you people?

No surveillance!

I want this finished.

Even if you pay, pal, it's not going to be finished.

Thank you.

Can we tell the following this crowd?

Maybe for you.

I'm just a transmitter on the back.

We don't have to follow her.

We don't follow the money.

Which way is it going?

Marion Collins, please pick up the white courtesy card.

This is the final boarding call for flight 18 to 3.

London, we're now boarding at 8.17.

Safety chair.

Relax.

I got the money right here.

Yeah, there she is.

Come on.

Yes, please step up.

And your first minute.

Keep coming through, people, please.

Now to get for it.

Excuse me, sir.

You left this.

I'm sorry, you want to ask that.

Next, no problem.

I have required to take flight 18.

No, maybe I have to leave that.

Hey, you have to leave this.

Please step up and go here to your team.

Come on.

This is the game.

We'll pass it back to our flight 18.

9-4-2-3-8-5.

We'll pass it back to flight 18.

9-4-2-3-8-5.

We'll pass it back to flight 18.

Come on, we don't want to lose it.

Oh, the money's going the other way.

Sure.

That way.

I've got a million bucks on this.

Let's go.

20.

20.

8-9.

Hey, twist.

That way.

Hello, Winston.

Kelbarr's not going to be too happy.

You're going into business for yourself.

Plus, they're using his people to make it look like it was his scam.

A million bucks.

That's a big grab, pal.

Take them.

Everybody down!

Go!

Right there, Winston.

Wait a minute, it's not here!

It's like a lady double-crosser boyfriend.

It's short-circuit and you're too like he's at the same time.

Wait a minute, pal.

Hey.

That's the eye.

I need to borrow your wheel.

What are you doing, man?

Oh, man.

First you class to happen.

I'm actually down for a flight.

One minute, four on four.

Jeff Winston double-crossed his boss, Kelbarr, to carry on a high-stakes squeeze.

But he had to have someone he was working for, someone on the inside.

Winston had paid for Randy's death.

Now it was her turn.

Like this next four on the road is now bringing the first class to Hawaii.

Hold it right there, sweetheart.

There's nothing first class about you.

What are you talking about?

About a girl Friday working in her boss's shadow who got greedy.

Who decided to make it all up in one easy move.

A million dollar move.

Damn you.

I worked for that.

I was with Oliver from the beginning.

Without me, he'd be nothing, nothing.

I earned that money.

You also earned a long retirement.

But Marion's talents wouldn't go to waste.

Where she was heading, she could still design mail bags and license plates.

You think you should attack the money, not the bag?

He's saying I blew every step of the way.

Don't beat me, pal.

I'll beat you.

Well, as long as we're beeping each other.

You got any advice for me?

Yeah, always work alone.

Well, it looks like it'll be a lot easier for me than I will for you.

Keep in touch.

It's amazing how times change.

Here I was looking at a hat and a trench coat on a dummy for 625 bills.

Back at the war surplus, you could pick it up for $29.95.

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