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Ready when you are, Tish.

Mother?

Ha ha!

Yes, dear?

Pick a card, any card.

The Ace of Diamonds, dear.

You weren't supposed to tell me.

Can we do this later, Pugsley?

I have to go pry that nasty spike out of your father's skull.

Thank you, Lurch.

Lurch!

Wanna see a card trick?

And don't tell me what it is.

Put it back, and cut the deck.

Show-off.

Hi, Uncle Fester!

Want to see my new card trick?

Not now, Pugsley.

I'd recognize those teeth marks anywhere.

My squirrel has gone too far this time.

He's chewed the fuse off every single stick of dynamite I have.

Now, the only way to detonate 'em,

is by hitting 'em with a hammer!

Like this.

Sure, it's still fun.

But I'm running out of hammers.

Now, do you want to see my card trick?

♪ Welcome to the Addams family ♪

♪ How you do, the Addams family? ♪

♪ Come into the Addams family ♪

Now!

Chachacha! *snap snap*

♪ Wonderfully scary ♪

♪ And pleasantly hairy ♪

♪ Delightfully? Very. ♪

♪ It's the Addams family! ♪

*snap snap*

♪ Welcome to the Addams family ♪

♪ Come into the Addams family ♪

♪ Come into the Addams family ♪

Now!

Chachacha! *snap snap*

Oh, look, Tish.

Here's a photo of Old Lefty Addams!

He's only half the man he used to be.

Oh, look!

Cousin Pretzel's wedding pictures.

I still can't believe he tied the knot.

Here's a photo of Uncle Pyro!

I just adore looking at these old family photos.

They bring back such dismal memories.

Darling.

Have you noticed we don't have any pictures of our own family in this album?

We don't?

There must be one here somewhere.

No.

No.

No.

Ahhh.

Here we are.

Where's Pugsley?

There he is.

Remember, Cousin Itt took this picture just before Pugsley was born.

That Cousin Itt,

he sure can take a photo.

He's quite the artiste.

Tish!

That's French.

Not here.

Let's go to the dark room and see what develops~

Pick a card, Wednesday.

Pick a card.

I have a better idea.

You pick a card.

Now put the card back in the deck, and stand by the wall.

But why do I have to go all the way over here?

Was... this your card?

Mmhmm.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help Uncle Fester find a squirrel.

Hm.

I wish I had someone to play with.

Hi.

Are you here to play with me?

Do you like that?

You can have it.

I've got plenty.

Smitty~!

Where are ya, boy?

Look what I got for ya!

Yes, I do!

You had to go on a banana run.

Smitty's hypoglycemic. He gets cranky if he doesn't eat.

Besides,

he wouldn't have gotten out if you hadn't opened the sunroof.

Oh, please.

He can't have gotten far.

We just have to check every house in the neighborhood.

... I think I'll check that side of the street first.

That way's good.

What are you cookin' up, Mama?

It's my bonus spell, from my Spell of the Month Club.

Ooh, what's it do?

I don't know.

It's a surprise.

I love surprises!

Can I help?

Of course.

Hand me some of that rhino horn.

Granny, Fester.

Look what I got.

Not now, Pugsley.

Can't you see we're in the middle of an incantation?

Bat wings...

Rhino horn...

And alligator sweat.

All brewed together~

Now,

what do we get?

I wonder what it did?

... Pugsley!?

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

... Hello?

Can anybody hear me?

Wow.

Klad the Kinforcer!

Issue no.1!

Splendid, Itt.

We'll see you there~

Itt will be here tomorrow to take our portrait.

Perfect!

That'll give me plenty of time to get into shape!

I'm going to have to ask Lurch to take a look at that excer-cycle!

I usually make it up into the balcony.

Gomez.

Morticia.

We've got something to tell you.

First, we've got news for you.

Cousin Itt is coming tomorrow to take a family photo.

Tomorrow.

You, uh...

... want Pugsley to be in that picture, do you?

Of course.

Uh-oh.

So, what about your news?

Do you remember the mystery spell I got in the mail?

Of course, I hope it was a curse.

Those are my favorites.

No.

It was a transformation.

How adorable~

My compliments, Mama.

What was it before?

Pugsley.

Pugsley.

Pugsley?

Pugsley?

Pugsley?

Pugsley?

Pugsley?!

Pugsley?!

Ring ding doodle-um,

holy roly roi,

turn this monkey into a...

... boy!

Any luck, Mama?

Well...

I found a spell that turns monkeys into frogs.

Will that help?

I'm afraid not.

I'll keep looking.

Pugsley sure has gotten a lot better about leaving hazardous

materials around the house since he became a monkey.

And he's much less clumsy now that he's all thumbs.

Why, you should have seen the way he climbed that weeping willow tree.

Gomez!

Not that we don't want him back the way he was!

In the meantime,

we better stock up on bananas.

I'll pick some up.

I have to go to the store to get some ammo anyway.

Why, that pesky squirrel has gotten into my noose collection.

He's going to have to learn that he's messed around with the wrong nut!

James called "Monkey Sea, Monkey Stew."

I'm going to lower you into the pot and hide,

while you count to...

"Boil for thirty minutes."

One thousand eight hundred.

Ready, Pugsley?

Climb up onto the rope.

I said, climb up onto the rope.

Now, lower yourself into the cauldron.

So.

You're going to be difficult, are you?

That's alright.

I enjoy a challenge.

We've checked every house on this block.

Except...

... this one.

The shoot starts tomorrow.

We don't have the monkey.

We don't have a movie.

Well...

What are you waiting for?

Lady, it's your film.

It's your chimp?

Actually, he's a monkey.

It's a common mistake, but...

I don't care if he's a talking peanut!

Get. Me. That. Animal!

I knew I should have gone with the football-playing dog.

... Hi.

Uh.

My monkey...

Smitty?

Here?

See, he's lost somewhere in the neighborhood.

And I was wondering if anyone,

here, might have, uh...

... seen him.

I'll be back.

Don't mind him.

He's just hungry.

... Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!

[ gurgling language ]

[ gurgling language ]

[ gurgling language ]

[ gurgles ]

[ gurgles ]

Hello, children.

How was your day at school?

Tragic.

My goodness, what happened?

Pugsley won an award?

For good citizenship?

Teacher's pet.

You and I are going to have a man to...

... a monkey talk, later.

[ gurgles ]

Come, everyone.

Cousin Itt's ready to take our picture.

[ gurgles ]

[ gurgles ]

I am smiling.

[ gurgling instructions ]

[ gurgling instructions ]

[ gurgling instructions ]

[ excited gurgling ]

[ gurgling ]

[ excitable gurgling ]

[ gurgling instructions ]

[ angry gurgling ]

.... I quit!

[ angry gurgling ]

Tish, I love what you've done with the foyer!

I thought Pugsley might enjoy swinging around the house.

These vines don't look very safe.

Someone could get hurt.

Me first.

Ohh, look out for that... !

... wall.

Are you alright, darling?

Me, Gomez.

You, Tish.

It's no use.

I've checked every spell in my book.

According to The Joy of Witchcraft,

the longer a spell is in effect,

the harder it is to reverse.

You mean...

Pugsley may be a monkey forever?

Well, we wouldn't want that.

Would we?

No, of course not.

But he'd still be a primate!

And we wouldn't have to climb for our own coconuts, anymore!

Gomez, Fester.

There must be something we can do.

Why not call the Master Warlock at the Spell of the Month Club?

He is a professional.

Maybe he can help reverse the spell.

We can try.

But master warlocks don't just walk around making house calls.

And...

Master Warlock to see Mr. Addams?

It is an honour to have you in our home.

Oh, Great Master Warlock.

Yes, thank you for coming over.

You, uh, said something about a donation?

Ohh, right. The Warlock Appreciation Society.

Thank you very much.

This will help many needy warlocks.

If they're warlocks,

can't they just,

conjure up whatever it is that they need?

...Uhh, a, a warlock would never use black magic for personal gain.

Well.

Nice to meet you all.

Bye.

Oh, if you have another minute, uh...

There's just one little thing.

Mr. Warlock, this is our son, Pugsley.

Your son?

A fine boy, really!

We have high hopes for him.

Your last spell,

transformed him,

into a monkey!

My spell, you mean it actually works?

Of course you are a master warlock, after all.

Yeah, it's not like you just make them up~

Make them up. That's a... good one.

And as much fun as he is like this,

we need you to change him back.

Well, let me see.

Some of this.

Yeah, pinch'a that...

Yeah, some of whatever that is.

Are you sure this is going to work?

Hey, who's the Master Warlock around here?

Sorry.

Yeah.

Sugar and spice, bed knobs and broomsticks...

Abracadabra, alakazam!

What's wrong?

You mean you were watching the whole time?

I can't work like this.

You're supposed to keep your eyes closed.

Amateurs.

Okay, let's try it again.

Some of this.

Some of that...

Everyone got their eyes closed?

Mm-hmm.

Good. That'll just be a minute now.

Everybody keep your eyes closed... !

No peeking!

... Aaaaaaah!

That's it.

The studio can't wait any longer.

They're doing an open monkey call this afternoon.

Oh, shit.

Wait!

Look!

Ohh, Smitty~!

I can't believe he's back.

Alright, alright...

Enough mushy stuff.

Let's go make a movie.

Can we open our eyes now?

Pugsley!

You're back... !

Good to see you, son!

What happened?

You were a monkey.

But a great and powerful wizard,

brought you back.

I was a monkey?

Cool.

Who was that Master Warlock?

He's gone.

And we never even had a chance to thank him.

Pugsley, c'mon.

I want to take you to play on the giant jungle gym,

under the high voltage wires, by the power plant.

Oh.

You're back.

Nevermind.

Welcome back, son.

The composition is disturbing.

The lighting is sinister.

The whole image is simply chaotic!

Cousin Itt has truly captured the real us.

You know, I can't help noticing how much Puggly resembles Great Uncle Link.

You're right.

How long has he been missing?

Here, squirrely squirrely squirrel~!

Uncle Fester has great big egg nogg for you!

Got 'em.

Awooo... !