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Alright. David Beasley, interview two camera setup.

Mark.

Yes, okay. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Yes.

Well, I don't think what you said was

very professional either.

Okay, thank you. I accept your apology.

Jesus Christ.

Hello. - Hi.

Welcome aboard.

I'm Connor, and you're Anisha, right?

Anisha, yeah. Good pronunciation.

You got it. Well, happy to have you.

Um, can I get you a beverage or anything?

Uh, just water. Thank you.

Alright. Coming right up.

I think we're just waiting on, um, Mr. Beasley,

and then we'll be sky high.

Awesome. Is-- Is he running late, I guess?

Oh, honey, when you book your own

private plane and you pay for it yourself,

there's no late.

There's just what you want,

whenever you want it, go, go, go.

Here you go.

Oh, thank you.

So, have you flown with him before, mister?

Mr. Bea-- No, no, I haven't.

Or do you know anything about him?

What's-- what-- what-- what are the cam--

What's going on with those? - Oh, yes.

Um, so he actually hired me to film him.

Uh, yeah.

He said he's gonna give me a confessional,

the likes of which no one has ever seen.

- Lucky you. - And he had to do it

in the air, had to be private, so...

Okay.

And that wasn't, like, immediate red flag central for you?

- I'm a big girl, okay? - Hey, whoa.

- I can handle myself. - I'm not saying that.

If there is a story here,

I want to follow it. I'm a journalist.

- Okay, okay. - And so, this is, like,

not my first-- - Alright. Yeah, sure.

I mean, I'm just saying, you know,

historically, you know, that rich, powerful men,

beautiful women, private plane--

- Hello! - Oh, my God!

- Do not do that! - Gotcha!

Don't do that!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I couldn't help myself. Okay, I love you.

I'm so sorry. - Sir. Sir.

Alright, alright, alright. Sorry. I just--

Were you... Wait, were you here

the-- the whole time?

Were you in the bathroom? - Yes, I was in the bathroom.

When did you get here?

My father always told me, if you're not early, you're late.

- Okay. - No hard feelings, alright?

- Alright, alright. - David Beasley.

Connor, let's-- let's just, uh,...

Oh. Oh, hard feelings, I see.

You're-- you're-- you're a real doozy, friend.

Okay. I just want to--

Do you think we're not gonna like each other?

Is that what's gonna happen? - I'm not saying--

I'm okay with it if you are,

I just want to make sure we're square.

Alright, Mr. Beasley. Thank you.

Okay. Love you, love you, love you, love you.

Please do not touch me. Alright?

- You are Anisha. - Yes.

- And you are already rolling. - Yes.

Alright, Captain, wheels up.

Okay, I do the wheels up thing, alright?

- Go ahead. - Fine.

- Wheels up, Captain. - Good job, Connor.

Okay. Yes, thank you.

Alright, we should get going. We don't have very much time.

Uh, the email said

that this was a three-hour flight.

Wow, you're so naive.

I wish I was you, because you know what?

Right now, you exist in a world

where you don't know people like me exist.

- What? - The scope and the years

and the wide ranging political devastation

that I have wrought with the mere flick...

of a ballpoint pen! - Oh, my God.

Okay. - Mightier than the sword.

You know that whole joke? It's true, though, actually.

So, look, we have three hours.

We'll be lucky to get through half

of this confession in that time, okay?

Connor, can I get a beverage, please?

Uh, we-- our policy, uh,

we can't serve, uh, beverages until after takeoff

in case of turbulence.

What's that?

Well, that is Anisha's drink

because Anisha was here before takeoff.

It's a beverage, isn't it? It's a beverage.

- Yes. But she had time-- - Anisha has a beverage.

Alright, fine.

What kind of beverage can I get you, Mr. Beasley?

I would like a water with no ice.

- Great. - I would like a coffee, okay?

Four raw sugar, one Stevia.

- Okay. - I would like a water with ice.

And I would like a side of ice.

And I would like a Red Bull.

Mm-hmm.

Okay. - Connor!

Oh! Okay, okay!

That's the last time you're doing that, alright?

I'll get you your drinks, but just--

Please just stop. Just stop, okay?

Stop. Seriously, stop!

You're a little teddy bear.

- Oh, okay. Okay.

He's not a little teddy bear.

- Oh. - I find guys

like him fascinating.

He's in the service industry.

He wants to be nice,

but he's actually a killer, and he doesn't even know it.

I actually really feel for him, you know?

He's-- He should be working for me.

I hire guys like that for $1,000 a day to kill people.

I think he'd be much happier in that line of work.

Don't you think?

Um...

I don't know that I have an opinion about it.

I think you do have an opinion about it,

and I think you don't want to tell me just yet,

and I respect it.

I like your style. It's not your confessional.

It's my confessional, right? - Right.

I'm just here to listen... - Okay.

- ...to do my job. - Okay.

Well, that's what we're gonna do.

And as soon as I give you this confessional and we land,

what is your job?

- I'm gonna-- - Write to the press.

- Yeah. - Leak to the press, right?

And then what am I gonna do?

I'm gonna check myself in a hotel,

and then I'm gonna hang myself, right, before all the various

and sundry, powerful political men that I've outed

come for my head.

And then we'll, uh, we'll call it a day.

Cool?

So I'm a bad boy, and I like being a bad boy.

I'm not the problem.

The problem is...

the good boys.

The wolves in sheep's clothing,

and that's who we're here to expose today.

And oh, yes, I will name the names.

Connor! - Yes.

I don't hear any beverage making back there, Connor.

Well, it's a very large order, sir.

Well, if you could bring me something.

I have a lot of talking to do, and I'm parched.

- Preparing for takeoff. - Yeah.

So as I've said, multiple times at this point,

we cannot serve you a beverage until after takeoff or landing.

You're just gonna have to wait.

Connor, I have flown private thousands of times.

I know you can serve beverages during takeoff.

I think I know what the problem is here.

You don't like me very much, and that's fine.

I don't like me either, but you have to do your job!

That is-- that is-- That's not the case, sir.

- Okay. - You just have to wait.

Like a public defender, right?

You have a particularly unsavory client.

You still got to work for him. You got to do your job.

This is not a sound metaphor.

That doesn't even make any sense.

Connor, I just need you to serve me something.

A water. I'm so parched.

Well, as I keep telling you, you have to wait.

Connor, I need my beverages!

Stop fucking yelling at me!

Fuck you, fucking...

Would you excuse me for just one moment, please?

Ooh.

Actually, might I borrow this?

Connor?

Can I come in, please? - No.

Dude, I said don't come in here.

What?

You're welcome, Connor.

Hmm. This is gonna be a good day.

You're a real surprise to me.

You know, I-- I thought I was going to be working

with Anisha today.

I had the whole thing planned, and then all of a sudden

the universe is like, "Here's Connor."

And I'm like, "I don't like Connor."

But-- But you know what?

When the universe sends you a Connor,

you have to pivot.

Because you know what happens if you don't pivot?

You stagnate.

And if you stagnate, you die.

Do you know what's in all these closets, Connor?

Have you looked in all these compartments?

Do you make sure you know where everything is?

Like, do you know what's in-- Do you know?

What the fuck is that?

Okay, Connor, the way I see it is...

you're a cold blooded killer, and so am I.

And there's really only room for one of us on this plane,

so the only thing left to do is choose your weapon.

Mightier than the sword.

Connor, this is a very important moment.

Focus up here, okay?

You're going to want to make a choice

before I make a choice.

Do you understand?

Connor! No!

Sorry about that.

- It's okay. - Where were we?

Can I ask about the mask?

Irrelevant.

Is he okay?

If it's all the same to you,

I think I'd prefer to just leave that behind us

and continue the interview.

I-I really feel like I should check to see if he's okay.

You don't need to do that.

Because he is okay?

No.

What do you mean, no?

What do you think I mean?

When it rains, it pours.

Hello?

Uh, Connor's in the bathroom at the moment,

but is there something I can help you with?

There's no need to get surly with me, man.

I'm just trying... Fine, fine.

I'll hang up if you don't want my help.

These people.

Connor, can you please come up to the cockpit

at your earliest convenience?

Connor is in the bathroom.

I told you, he's got a poo-poo diarrhea situation.

What's with the mask?

Is anyone flying the plane?

- Relax. It's on autopilot. - What can I do for you, sir?

- I'm gonna check on Connor. - Y-You don't have to do that.

You do not want to go in there, right?

Whoo-o!

I generally prefer the pen.

Sometimes you got to use the sword.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Con--

Ah!

Oh, right. This is your first time.

Yeah, I always forget. That's--

That's hard to look at. Here. Let me, uh...

get a little...

There we go.

Now, can we continue the interview?

Oh, no. Okay.

It's over, isn't it?

Okay.

Okay.

I guess it's time to pivot...

again.

Oh, my God!

Oh, right.

Um...

Just realizing no one has...

I've never shown this to anyone before.

So, um...

what you're about to see...

might seem a little...

...strange, but, um...

...it's just how I, uh, let them go.

Okay.

No!

David, no! Don't go, David!

Don't leave me!

No!

No!

No!!

Mr. Beasley, um, are you...

David.

I love you, David Beasley.

I-I'll miss you.

Oh!

But you'll always be in my heart.

With the rest of the family.

Oh, goodbye.

Goodbye, David Beasley.

Okay.

Oh, man, whew!

It is, uh...

It's like a death...

every single time.

You never get used to it, you know?

- It's really painful. - Mm.

And you know what's even harder is when, uh...

they don't get to live up to their full potential,

you know?

Like...

you see what that life could have been...

...but you got to pivot.

You got to pivot, 'cause...

if you don't pivot... you die.

Um, I need to head to the cockpit

for just a moment.

Heads up that, uh...

...when I come back out here, I, uh...

...I might be a little different.

Okay.

Oh, my fucking God.

Ohh.

Whoa!

Sorry about that. Uh, seat belts, everyone.

We just need to get down to 2,000 feet,

uh, before we open the doors.

Otherwise, all heck breaks loose.

Okay, okay.

Love that autopilot.

Hi.

Uh... I'm sorry.

I...don't believe we've had the pleasure.

What's your name?

Okay.

Oh, boy, looks like somebody went crazy in here, huh?

Well, did-- did somebody have a little party, huh?

A few too many martinis?

Yeah, he's gonna feel that one in the morning.

Well, it was nice to meet you,

but I must be on my way.

Ah.

Okay.

You might want to hold on.

Wait!

Wha-- What?

So this is all a lie?

There's no David Beasley?

Who the heck is David Beasley?!

What?! I-I can't hear you!

I said, "Who the--"

I can't hear you! Come closer!

I said, "Who the heck is--"

Ohh!

Hi.

Give-- Give-- Give it to-- Give it to me! It's mine!

My backpack!

Oh, there she goes.

Bye.

Oh, wow.

It's beautiful.

A little scary, but...

ah, so beautiful.

New beginning.

Ah.

Oh, wow.

Beautiful out here.

Okay.

Pivot.

Good.

Mm.

Yeah.

Okay.

Pivot.

Pivot.

Bag... bag...

Baaaa... - No, stop!