Original subtitles

[calming music]

♪ ♪

YUKI: Maya?

Maya?

Maya.

‐ Hmm.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ How's Anna?

‐ Okay.

YUKI: How is she dealing with her parents?

‐ Okay.

You normally talk more.

What's wrong?

‐ Everyone hates me at school.

♪ ♪

I don't wanna talk about it.

‐ You care always about what the others are thinking.

Who cares what the others think?

Neh?

‐ Okay.

♪ ♪

‐ So we're just‐‐we're waiting.

The court has to decide who's gonna get the house.

[sighs]

Fingers crossed.

Let's hope that, uh, the judge does the right thing.

Is that too much information?

Oh.

You have a lot of heart energy in there.

Anna?

You need to open up.

ANNA: Okay, sorry.

♪ ♪

KATHY: Hey.

How 'bout‐‐

how 'bout we do, um...

a mother‐daughter day?

We get our nails done,

and we go shopping.

‐ Can I please be excused?

‐ Yeah.

♪ ♪

‐ Please put the incense out.

It's weird.

♪ ♪

[students chatting]

[bell rings]

ANNA: Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Wonder what those idiots are talking about.

‐ [laughs]

ANNA: Kinda miss 'em.

MAYA: Yeah.

STUDENT: Due Friday.

‐ Oh, shite. Superlatives.

‐ Oh, my God.

Not now.

[sighs]

‐ Shit, Best Duo?

Connie's tits. [laughter]

‐ Shut up. She's right beside you.

‐ Shut up.

HEATHER: That was, like, the worst joke.

‐ It's just a joke, chill. ‐ What's up, Brandt?

‐ What's up?

BRANDT: What's up, bro?

‐ Dustin, Best Couple?

Me and your mom.

[laughter] ALL: Oh!

‐ For real, though. ‐ 'Scuse you.

‐ Brandt, what about you and BSB for Best Couple?

‐ Shit. HEATHER: Okay, okay.

What about Miss Lackey when she gets her braces off?

‐ Yeah.

For sure. Man, that's fucked up.

ALEX: Biggest gossip.

HEATHER: Oh, definitely Ian. CONNIE: Definitely.

HEATHER: Yes.

BRANDT: Yeah, Connie's mom, bro.

DUSTIN: Oh! CONNIE: Shut up!

Shut up! ‐ Yo, she got a MILF!

[laughter]

‐ She definitely has a MILF. ‐ No, stop.

‐ 'Sup?

‐ Is that your new table?

‐ Nah, that's just‐‐

Brandt was just saying that he's gonna vote

for Connie M.'s tits for Best Duo

and then Ian for Class Gossip.

‐ Why would that go to Ian?

‐ I don't know. They said he was gay, so...

[indistinct chatter]

GABE: So are you, like, resigning

as editorial manager of Weasels?

‐ You guys still doing that?

‐ [scoffs] Damn.

‐ What?

‐ You're kinda different.

DUSTIN: What?

Jafeer, come on.

Don't be so fucking sensitive.

[reflective music]

♪ ♪

‐ [speaking indistinctly]

♪ ♪

ANNA: Ugh, I hate this question.

Like, what is success, you know?

So stupid.

‐ Okay, well, obviously, you and me

for Best Best Friends.

[laughing] Obviously.

‐ Hey, quick question.

I'm struggling here. ‐ Oh, sure.

‐ Would you wanna be put down as "psycho bitch"

or "puss‐nasty"?

[quickly] Big smelly bush say what?

‐ What? ‐ [laughs]

‐ Oh, "big smelly bush"?

How 'bout you get Smallest Dick

Most Likely to Have the Saggiest Balls

In His Dad's Mouth?

Fool.

Bye!

‐ Hey.

‐ Hi. ‐ Hi.

‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Oh, Ring Pops.

‐ Maura. ‐ Hi.

MAURA: Hi!

That's funny, I put that one too.

That one's wrong. That should be Spencer.

‐ Oh, I know. ‐ Yeah.

That's what‐‐ ‐ Maya said Spencer.

‐ I said Spencer earlier. ‐ [laughs]

ANNA: I love your pants.

I love them.

‐ Thanks. They're 7 Jeans.

I hate knockoffs.

‐ I hate knockoffs too. ‐ Me too.

‐ I wish that they had a category for Best Pants.

It's, like, so annoying that they don't. ‐ I know.

‐ I'm gonna write it in.

‐ For who? ‐ For her.

‐ Oh, obviously. ‐ [laughs]

Thanks.

Wanna come over to my house after school?

[refined music]

ANNA: Oh, my God.

MAURA: You should take this one.

It would be perfect on you. ANNA: Oh, yeah.

MAYA: Wait, are these car keys real?

ANNA: This is incredible.

‐ Take what you want. It's all for pretend.

ANNA: Where'd you get that cell phone?

MAYA: Oh, my God. ANNA: Is this real diamonds?

MAURA: I think so.

ANNA: [gasps] I love this.

‐ So, I'm Alison Canning,

and my husband is a banker,

and this is my son Danny.

‐ [laughing] Okay.

And I'm Isabel, and this is my daughter Kate,

and her father's been missing.

‐ Oh, no.

‐ Okay, and I'm Bonnie,

and this is Robert,

and I have to go to Blockbuster

because my other son, Ascrit, is there

and he's just been there alone for hours,

so I gotta pick him up.

‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Now, yeah.

‐ Maya. ‐ I know.

‐ Guys, let's eat lunch at Cazzio's.

BOTH: Okay. ‐ What's Cazzio's?

‐ Uh, it's, like, a restaurant. MAYA: Cazzio's!

‐ Maya and I play pretend too, but not everybody does.

BOTH: Yeah.

MAURA: Hang on. MAYA: Okay.

‐ Mom, turn the AC on. I'm hot.

All right.

ANNA: That's an intercom? MAURA: Yeah.

‐ That's cool. MAURA: Yeah.

‐ You guys. ‐ Hmm?

‐ Um...I'm just having the hardest time with Bernard.

‐ [gasps] No.

MAURA: Aww.

‐ Listen, do you want me to get Wade to talk to him?

Because honestly, like, I need a break from him

'cause he just keeps wanting

to have so much sex all the time.

‐ Oh, my gosh. ‐ It's, like, so much, you guys.

‐ It's, like, the same with my husband.

‐ Mine too. ‐ Mine's more, though.

A lot. ‐ Mm.

ANNA: Mm. MAURA: Mm.

MAYA: Mm.

‐ Are you guys hungry?

‐ No, I've got my chicken cacciatore.

[both laugh]

‐ No, I mean, like, in real life.

Like, actually hungry.

‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah.

[hip‐hop music]

♪ ♪

‐ I know. [both laugh]

MAYA: It's kinda crazy that we've just met,

like, ten minutes ago

and now we're just in your house

like it's been forever.

‐ So random. MAURA: So random.

ANNA: So random. ‐ [laughs]

‐ Fools. ‐ Yeah, fools.

‐ Fool. Fool.

‐ So who's even in your group of friends?

Like... ‐ Yeah.

‐ I kinda have, like, a lot.

‐ That makes sense. ‐ Like who?

Like, who's in your group?

‐ Well, I have this ultimate, ultimate best friend,

but she's in Arizona,

but, like, she's a doctor.

‐ Shut up!

MAURA: Yeah, and she's, like, our age.

She's, like, the youngest in the country.

‐ You're lying. MAURA: No, I'm not!

‐ How is she a doctor?

ANNA: Is she a genius? ‐ Yeah.

‐ That's, like, crazy. MAURA: Right?

‐ Can I, like, see a picture?

‐ Yeah. ANNA: That is incredible.

MAYA: [laughs]

MAURA: That's her. ‐ Oh...

ANNA: Oh, my God. MAYA: My God.

MAURA: That's Tanya. MAYA: She's so pretty.

‐ I know, right? ANNA: Beautiful.

MAYA: Oh, my God. ‐ She has, like, three mansions too.

MAYA: Wow. ‐ How'd she get those?

LEANNE: Hi, girls.

ANNA: Oh, hey! MAYA: Hi.

‐ Hey. I'm Leanne.

I'm Maura's mom.

‐ Oh, hi. I'm Anna.

‐ Anna. So nice to meet you.

ANNA: Nice to meet you. ‐ I'm Maya.

‐ Hi, Maya. So glad you're here.

Can I get you girls a drink?

I have...

Powerade, ginger ale, Capri Sun‐‐

MAYA: Yes.

Powerade, please?

‐ Of course. How many?

‐ Three. ‐ Maya.

‐ What? ‐ No.

MAYA: It's fine. ‐ Anna?

‐ Okay, yeah. ‐ Come on.

‐ Yes, please. ‐ Did you hear what she said?

‐ Of course. ANNA: Three.

‐ Anna.

‐ [whispering] What?

‐ You just said‐‐ LEANNE: Okay.

MAYA: Yeah. ‐ Okay, sorry.

Here we go. ‐ Thank you.

MAYA: Thank you. ‐ Mom, leave.

‐ I will.

I just wanna see if your friends would like

something to eat.

Frozen pizza, chicken nuggets, mozzarella sticks...

‐ Mom.

LEANNE: Or I can make you guys a quesadilla.

Honey, quesadilla.

‐ I don't want a fucking quesadilla, you cunt.

‐ Sweetie, um...

you're being such a bad fairy.

‐ Shwoo!

‐ Okay. Okay!

Um, I will, uh, get out of your way,

but please help yourself to whatever.

I buy in bulk, so...

ANNA: Oh, thank you.

‐ Thank you.

‐ I'm so sorry about that.

She just really misses Tonia.

‐ Oh, no. Who's Tonia?

‐ My best friend.

‐ The doctor. MAURA: Yeah.

‐ That she just showed us.

ANNA: Yes. ‐ From Arizona.

‐ Yes. MAURA: Yeah.

‐ Like... ‐ [laughs]

Doy.

‐ Wait.

Are those jawbreakers?

MAURA: Yeah, fool.

You want some?

[Alexia's "Happy"]

ALEXIA: ♪ Happy ♪

♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪

♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪

♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪

♪ Everybody should be happy ♪

♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪

♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪

♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪

‐ Hey, fool.

MAYA: [laughs] ‐ What you looking at, fool?

[laughter]

[laughing] Oh, my gosh, Maya!

‐ [moaning] ‐ Hey, fools.

[laughs]

ALEXIA: ♪ Everybody should be happy ♪

[shady music]

♪ ♪

‐ Oh, hey.

Do you know who you're gonna vote for

for Best Best Friends?

‐ Um, I don't know.

I haven't thought about it.

‐ Well, me, Maya, and Anna have been best friends

since we were, like, two,

and I think it'd be pretty fucked up

to not vote for what's real.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ You want a Ring Pop?

‐ Um, sure.

MAURA: Just think about it.

♪ ♪

Oh, hey.

Do you know who you're gonna vote for

for Best Best Friends?

♪ ♪

‐ Hi!

‐ Hi! ‐ Hi!

MAURA: Hi!

Oh, are you Anna's mom?

Oh, my God, you are so pretty!

Where are you guys going? Can I come?

‐ [gasps] Yes. Please?

‐ Uh, you're very sweet, but not today.

I have the massage table. Car's full.

‐ Oh, that's totally fine.

I can just sit on their laps!

KATHY: No. ‐ Yes, she can sit on our laps.

Please? Oh, my God. ‐ Anna, Anna, no.

‐ Mom! ‐ I'm attached to them.

‐ Yeah. KATHY: No.

Anna, no.

‐ Mom, stop being such a fool.

KATHY: Anna Kone!

BOTH: Ooh. ‐ Who's a fool now, fool?

‐ Yeah, fool. ‐ Fool.

‐ I'm a fool, fool? MAYA: Yeah, you're a fool.

‐ I'm a fool, fool? MAYA: You're a fool.

BOTH: Foo‐fool‐foo‐foo‐fool. ‐ [laughs]

‐ Okay, you guys, can you just stop saying "fool"? MAURA: You're all fools.

‐ Mom, it's just a stupid word, you cunt.

‐ What?

What did you just call me?

Do you even know what that means?

That's the worst thing you can call a woman.

‐ I thought it was a type of fool.

‐ Who's teaching you these words?

‐ I can't remember.

‐ [in English accent] I cunt remember.

‐ [laughs]

MAYA: It's an English accent!

‐ Okay, you know what?

Um, you really need to get out of the car

'cause we're gonna go.

‐ No, no. ‐ Aww, no!

‐ Please? Mm?

‐ I love you guys.

ANNA: Love you. ‐ Love you more!

MAURA: Bye. MAYA: Bye.

‐ Love you. BOTH: Love you.

‐ I miss you already.

‐ I'm gonna miss you. ‐ Miss you.

MAURA: No! ‐ No!

‐ [screams] ‐ No!

MAURA: Love you guys! MAYA: Love you!

MAURA: You're my world!

KATHY: I'm just kinda concerned.

She's been using new words,

and I don't think she really knows

what they mean.

Um, I thought maybe it might be a good time

to do a mother‐daughter shopping day,

and I thought if Maya came, she'd be more open?

‐ We really don't need anything, but...

‐ Fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool...

‐ Okay.

ANNA: Maura would hate this store.

‐ Okay, not loaded.

‐ Not loaded.

That is loaded, though.

‐ Not loaded. ‐ Not loaded.

I agree. ‐ We don't like it.

‐ Yeah, I don't like it.

Ew. Anna.

‐ Ew, is that made of hay?

MAYA: [laughing] Ew!

ANNA: Wow. MAYA: Ew.

ANNA: This place.

KATHY: Anna.

Is there anyone you have a crush on at school?

‐ No.

Oh, my God.

‐ What? ‐ This is butt ugly.

‐ [laughing] Oh, no!

‐ Oh, that's nice.

‐ Mom, it's so ugly.

Like...ew.

‐ It's here if you want it.

MAYA: So not loaded.

Stupid. ‐ Not loaded.

‐ Not loaded.

‐ So when are we going to meet this Maura girl?

‐ Mom, like, don't ask us that.

‐ It seems you three are really close very fast.

‐ Yeah, that's what happens when they're your best friend.

It's, like, yeah, fast.

That's how best friendships happen.

‐ [gasps] Oh, my God.

‐ [gasps]

‐ Tommy Hilfiger.

‐ Wait. It's fake.

‐ No, I don't think so.

ANNA: This is fake Tommy Hil.

‐ This is real. Look.

It's real.

‐ It's big, though, no?

‐ I don't think so.

I kind of think it's perfect.

‐ That's loaded. ‐ That's loaded.

‐ ♪ That's loaded, loaded, loaded ♪ ‐ That's not loaded, loaded.

♪ That's loaded ♪ ‐ ♪ Loaded ♪

♪ It's loaded ♪ MAYA: ♪ Everybody get down ♪

BOTH: ♪ It's loaded, loaded, loaded ♪

MAYA: I really like how this looks on me.

I wanna get it.

YUKI: Maya. ‐ Mom, stop.

Someone is gonna see my boobs.

YUKI: Ah, it's‐‐it's okay. ‐ Like, knock.

Oh, my God.

YUKI: [speaks Japanese]

‐ I love it.

‐ No, it's not nice. It's a T‐shirt.

It's men's T‐shirt.

‐ Mom, that you wear as a dress.

Wore it as a‐‐ ‐ As a dress?

‐ Yeah, wore it as a‐‐ all the time.

‐ [speaking Japanese] ‐ Okay, fine.

You don't have to like it. ‐ [speaking Japanese]

I'm buying it for you, so no. ‐ Okay, but Mom, I want it.

[whispering] I like it. ‐ No.

Maybe you can give it to Anna because she's taller.

‐ Mom, stop. I don't wanna give it to Anna.

Let me wear it. ‐ I'm not buying it.

‐ Mom, stop. ‐ No, I'm not.

‐ Stop it, stop it. ‐ Maya, stop.

Maya, stop‐‐take it off. MAYA: Mom, please.

‐ Take it off. MAYA: Stop touching it!

‐ Take it off. ‐ Mom, stop it!

‐ It looks so good on you. You should get it.

For Easter.

‐ No, it's just not me.

I don't like it. It's more you.

‐ What's wrong with me?

ANNA: Nothing.

It's just not me.

It's kinda slutty.

‐ What did you say?

YUKI: Anna?

‐ [whispering] Nothing. I'm just saying I don't‐‐

[knocks] YUKI: Anna.

This is for you.

KATHY: Oh, thank you. ANNA: Thank you.

KATHY: What did you just call me?

‐ [whispering] I didn't call you anything.

Can you stop yelling? My best friend is‐‐

‐ Why are you talking to me like that?

Why? ‐ Shh!

Lower your voice.

‐ I'm not yelling.

I'm whispering.

Why are you telling me to be quiet?

Why are you shh‐ing me?

Did you learn that from your dad?

‐ I'd rather be like Dad than like you.

MAYA: Are you ready, Na? ANNA: Coming!

MAYA: I'm trying to look at it.

ANNA: Ready.

[Muzak playing]

♪ ♪

‐ I hate it.

‐ But you look so beautiful, Maya.

You look like your mother.

‐ No, I don't...

...look anything like her.

She's ugly.

KATHY: Don't say that.

That's really not a nice thing to say.

Your mother is a beautiful woman.

‐ Thank you.

‐ And you are very lucky to look like her.

‐ I don't look like her, and I don't like this dress.

I never wanted to wear it, and I want to take it off.

‐ Stop, Maya.

You're being rude.

‐ No, I don't like it. You don't know my taste, Mom.

‐ Stop. Stop.

Maya, stop. ‐ Mom, I don't wanna buy it!

I wanted to buy the other thing. YUKI: Stop it.

Stop acting like a little spoiled bitch.

♪ ♪

‐ Thank you for saying that, Yuki.

‐ Okay. ‐ Anna's doing the same thing.

‐ Oh, my God, Mom. Mature much?

‐ Mom. Are you serious?

You just called your daughter a bitch,

in a store, in front of my friend.

Do you know how embarrassing that is?

‐ I don't care.

You know, you are acting like one.

‐ Well, I hate you, you bitch!

‐ [gasps]

‐ I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

I didn't mean it. No, stop!

‐ I'm gonna stop... [speaking Japanese] ‐ Mommy, stop it!

‐ [whispering] Mom, look what you're causing.

‐ Oh. Oh, right.

Everything's my fault. ‐ Yeah, it's your fault.

‐ Okay, you need to stop. ‐ Leave me alone!

MAYA: Mom! YUKI: Maya.

‐ Okay, I'm calling 9‐1‐1 and Daddy!

‐ Like, this is what you do to Daddy.

Blame him for everything and then you're just like‐‐

you're such a...

‐ What?

‐ You're‐‐ KATHY: Just say it.

‐ A cunt.

MAYA: Stop, stop, stop!

Stop!

YUKI: [speaking Japanese]

‐ Mom, you're embarrassing me!

You're embarrassing me! ‐ You too, okay?

‐ [sobbing]

‐ I mean, I think it looks stupid

with jeans, but...

ANNA: I think it looks really good.

I don't know why you didn't wear it as a dress,

but it still looks good.

‐ Thanks for getting it for me.

ANNA: Of course.

‐ Are you okay?

ANNA: No. My mom's, like, so pissed.

All night. She's so pissed.

TERRA: Maura.

It's great. Thank you.

[laughs] ANNA: What about you?

Is your mom, like‐‐ did you guys make up?

‐ I mean, no. You saw what my mom did.

Like, that was so crazy.

‐ What did she do?

MAYA: Don't.

[whispering] Tell her. ANNA: I'm not.

It was...

a shopping trip gone bad.

‐ So now you didn't invite me and you don't tell me stuff.

Cool.

‐ I‐‐sorry. I'm sorry.

That's not what I meant.

Maura.

‐ Maura, are you serious?

Are you joking? ‐ Maura, come on!

PRINCIPAL: Teachers,

please don't park in the bus turnaround.

Seems obvious.

But apparently, it's not.

And the results we've all been waiting for‐‐

here are the superlative winners.

[clears throat]

Most Likely to Succeed...

ANNA: Maura. PRINCIPAL: Ashley Stewart.

‐ Maura. ANNA: Maura.

[operatically] ♪ Maura, Maura, Maura ♪

‐ ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur‐Maur ♪

‐ ♪ Maura ♪ ‐ ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur ♪

[laughs] Stop.

PRINCIPAL: Most Athletic Boy goes to Joey Roberts.

Best Couple: Heather Taylor and Alex Nolan.

‐ You guys, they actually just broke up.

‐ [sighs] I can't keep up.

PRINCIPAL: For Class Gossip, Ian Walsh.

And Best Best Friends goes to Anna Kone

and Maya Ishii‐Peters‐‐

MAYA: Oh! PRINCIPAL: And Maura Hall.

Most Musical goes to... ‐ [gasps]

BOTH: Oh, my God! Maura!

‐ Three best friends!

There's the smile. MAYA: There she is.

There's the happy smile.

‐ I knew we were gonna get it.

‐ Wait, how did we get three best friends?

That's crazy. ‐ Dude, people just know.

ANNA: We are. BOTH: Yeah.

‐ Guess we'll have to take pictures.

‐ I mean, you guys!

‐ Bow down, fools.

[laughter] MAYA: Fools.

ANNA: Yeah, fools.

[laughter] Oh, my God.

MAYA: Wait, that's cute. That blue one.

MAURA: Mm, nah. MAYA: Nah.

‐ I'm just gonna say,

if we're gonna match for the superlatives picture,

we don't have a lot of options.

‐ My good stuff's somewhere else, I feel like.

‐ Wait, is this Limited Too?

ANNA: Oh. ‐ That's so loaded.

‐ Maya, I didn't know you have Limited Too.

‐ No, it's‐‐it's The Rave.

BOTH: Oh.

‐ Try to get it. We have arms.

[laughter]

MAYA: Wait. MAURA: Try to get it.

Try to get it. ‐ Okay, I have an arm too.

BOTH: Try to get it.

‐ No, Maya, you don't have an arm.

‐ No, Maya, you don't have arms.

‐ Okay, you guys, stop. You're stretching out my shirt.

Stop. ‐ What else do you have in here?

‐ It's my favorite shirt.

‐ Dude, you have, like, nothing here, Maya.

Like, I swear.

ANNA: Oh, what about this one?

‐ No, fool! ‐ This...

‐ Okay, can I have an arm?

‐ No. You're in the middle.

‐ [sighs]

This isn't funny, you guys. Stop.

This is actually, like, not fun right now.

‐ Chillax, Maya. God.

‐ Maya, chill. MAURA: Stop being so sensitive.

‐ I'm not being sensitive.

I just want an arm.

You guys are being really annoying.

MAURA: Whatever.

‐ Okay, have fun with arms.

MAURA: What is this? Like, a fishing net?

[both laugh]

YUKI: What?

What's wrong?

‐ Mom.

YUKI: What?

‐ What?

‐ Is it Maura?

‐ No.

I love her.

MAYA: Stop!

Stop looking at me!

‐ Are they being nice to you? ‐ Mom, yes!

They're being nice to me! They're my best friends!

You don't know anything!

Why are you freaking like this?

‐ Maya?

‐ [laughs]

‐ Nothing is working in here.

‐ It's faulty!

‐ [sighs] ‐ You okay?

‐ Can you not use my gum, please?

‐ Okay! ‐ Sorry.

I'm trying to save that for my birthday.

‐ Why? It's just gum.

‐ Mom, go. Please.

Go!

‐ Mom, stop. Can you go?

‐ Mom, please, go. It's fine.

‐ Then tell her to clean it up.

MAYA: Okay. YUKI: I don't like it.

‐ Okay, okay, okay! Go.

MAYA: Mom, it's fine. Leave.

ANNA: We'll clean it up. Sorry.

Oh, my gosh. [laughs]

‐ Maya, your mom has, like...

[laughing] A scary accent.

‐ My mom doesn't have an accent.

‐ [laughing] Are you kidding me?

She has, like, the thickest accent

I've ever heard.

‐ No, she doesn't.

ANNA: I just don't think you hear it

because she's your mom.

MAYA: Anna. ‐ But I like it.

‐ You guys, my mom doesn't have an accent.

That's, like, a really mean thing of you to say.

Like, you guys are being really rude.

‐ Dude, I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just saying, she has an‐‐

‐ Well, can you please, like, clean up the clothes?

'Cause you're making a really big mess.

‐ Okay, but, I mean, you were doing it too.

‐ Not as much as you, Maura. Like‐‐

ANNA: Guys, don't‐‐ ‐ Yeah, you were.

‐ Don't fight! Please, please.

Just remember, like, we are three best friends.

‐ You're so right, Anna. I'm sorry.

ANNA: Remember that.

‐ You guys are my number ones.

Maya. ANNA: Maya.

‐ Love you fools. ‐ Love you fools.

[laughs]

‐ Love you.

[bell rings]

‐ I had a really weird dream last night about Maura.

I was like‐‐

it felt like I had something stuck in my throat

and I was, like, pulling and pulling and pulling

and it was, like, Maura's hair stuck in my lungs.

Like, it kept coming out.

‐ Ew.

You have an amazing brain.

MAURA: Hi!

BOTH: Hi!

MAURA: Hi, fools. How you doing?

‐ Good. MAURA: [laughs]

Best Best Friends!

‐ Whoo! ‐ Yes!

‐ Yes. ‐ Yes!

‐ I'm really excited. ‐ I'm really excited.

ANNA: I'm really proud. ‐ [hacks]

MAURA: So excited.

So, my mom went ahead and got us a little something.

ANNA: What?

MAYA: [gasps]

Shut up. ‐ [gasps]

I was gonna say, I love your hat.

We were supposed to be matching and you're not matching.

Oh, my God. ‐ Oh, my God.

You got this? ‐ Is this felt?

MAURA: No, it's Angora. ANNA: Oh, no, I know.

I love Angora.

‐ They look so good on you guys.

Do you like it, Maya?

‐ Yeah, it just doesn't fit.

Can you‐‐

MAURA: It looks really good like that.

MAYA: Oh, okay. ‐ Let's just‐‐yeah.

‐ Thank you. ‐ How?

‐ We need to look good.

We're gonna be looking at this when we're 40.

PHOTOGRAPHER: All right, Best Best Friends?

MAURA: That's us. ‐ Get ready.

‐ Oh, wait. Hang on.

There's something else.

‐ What? ‐ Maura!

You're so nice.

‐ No, no, open it.

Open it. ‐ Oh.

‐ [gasps]

MAURA: They're friendship necklaces.

ANNA: Oh, my God.

‐ It's three and it makes a heart.

I have the middle piece.

‐ Oh, my God. ‐ [gasps]

MAURA: I know! ‐ Incredible.

MAYA: It says "best friends forever."

‐ Yeah. Put it on.

It'll look really good for the picture.

[laughs]

ANNA: I like them together. MAYA: Yeah, I like it.

‐ Actually, that might be kinda weird.

With two.

‐ Oh, right. Sorry.

Yeah, stupid. MAURA: Yeah.

Just the one. ANNA: Oh, yeah.

Okay, JK.

Just put it safely there.

‐ Kay. [laughs]

Let's go.

[Vitamin C's "Smile"]

♪ ♪

Oh, uh, Maya, I might wanna go in the middle

'cause, like, I have the middle piece.

‐ Oh. ‐ Yeah.

‐ Well, I‐‐okay. ‐ Okay.

First pose! ‐ Oh.

‐ Okay. Hold on.

‐ Charlie's Angels!

‐ Okay, wait. ‐ Oh, wait.

‐ Look hot, guys.

SINGER: ♪ The way that you want it to ♪

‐ Um‐‐ ‐ Necklaces!

‐ Okay. ‐ Yeah.

‐ Kay. ‐ Oh, my God.

Okay. ‐ Won't fit without mine!

Best friends forever!

SINGER: ♪ Put a smile on your face ♪

♪ Make the world a better place ♪

♪ Put a smile on your face ♪

♪ Whatcha gonna do, say, whatcha gonna do ♪

♪ Put a smile on your face ♪

KATHY: I'm telling you, a new Anna.

[line beeps] Like she's possessed.

‐ Hold on. Call waiting.

[line beeps] [clicks]

Hello?

KATHY: Still Kathy.

‐ Oh.

[clicks]

Hello? Yuki.

LEANNE: Hey, it's Leanne.

Just wanna say thanks for being so good to Maura.

‐ Oh, Maura's mom.

I'm just talking with Anna's mom, Kathy.

Maybe let's all talk.

Uh, hold on.

I'll get‐‐

Let's see. [clicks]

Kathy? LEANNE: No.

It's just Leanne. ‐ Oh, shit.

[clicks] [line beeping]

[sighs]

SINGER: ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪

♪ Love it when you smile ♪

♪ You look beautiful like that ♪

♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪

♪ Your dimples are so cute ♪ [laughs]

♪ ♪

♪ I love the happiness and... smile ♪