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On popular demand, I present to you... Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on Hey, Jatta

Well known, good-natured

All the stars respect me, brother

An ungrateful, useless child! How can anyone feel any pride?

The world knows me as Desi Rockstar

I can do anything for my buddies Near or far

I have never entertained losers Plenty or few

My dog is a dog and your doggie is Tommy?

Brother-in-law!

Carry on Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on Carry on, Jatta 2!

Jatta 2!

Carry on Carry on, Jatta!

I am respected No matter what's my attire

World quivers, I am like fire

Go away!

I don't need anyone else I play well alone

They sing my praises Not a single tune out of tone

That's why my enemies Keep a tab on me too

Daddy, he ran away with choti mummy!

One, two, three!

Carry on Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on Carry on, Jatta 2!

Jatta 2!

Sir, a touch?

You mean a hand?

The way you talk,

one day brother-in-law might touch you for real.

You filthy mouth!

Just because I am a domestic help, it doesn't mean

that I will help everyone with everything.

You say such things and you say I have a filthy mouth?

Brother-in-law's coming this way, you better kiss.

Kiss?

-No! -Damn you! May you be infested by worms!

May you be doomed! May you burn in hell!

You look like a sick buffalo's dung.

I feel like making dung cakes and pasting them on the wall.

He wants me to kiss!

Not a kiss, I am talking about a veil.

Cover your face with the veil.

-Use this. -You touched me!

Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.

I have direct contact with the boss.

The way you talk, I think you know him closely.

Oh God!

Sir!

Sir, look at what he's saying.

What's this commotion about?

You better keep your wife's brother in control.

He says one day my brother-in-law might touch me for real.

I haven't even touched my wife!

I have always touched her in a decent way.

Why would I touch this innocent girl?

I did no harm to your innocent girl.

I was just correcting her Punjabi language.

Correct her Punjabi? Why, is she from Japan?

Mr. Scholar.

How many times have I told you not to mess with her?

If she runs away, will your sister send us food from up there?

What did she say wrong?

-I just said, sir, a touch. -Heard that?

Even if someone doesn't think that way,

you force them to think that way.

What harm does it do to you when her intentions aren't bad?

What if your intentions go bad?

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have.

-He is neither fair nor dark! -A middleman!

-I'll slap you. -Sir!

-Shut up. -Brother-in-law!

No matter how angry I am, the moment he says brother-in-law like that

all my anger just disappears into thin air.

Now I'm late again because of them.

What are you waiting here for? Go on.

Goldie! Goldie!

Don't you want to go to court?

Why wouldn't I want to go?

You didn't let me take a day off even when my mother passed away.

Why let me take one today?

What great deed did your mother do

that you sought a day off on the day she died?

There's something called emotions.

My mother passed away and you dragged me to court.

You said the one who had to go has gone.

Don't let the client go away too.

It's because of these emotions of yours all my work remains incomplete.

Whenever a client shows up, you tell them,

"We don't need eyewitness, we need blessings."

Instead of giving me 50,000, he pays 5,000 to the priest.

He promises them a win.

Well done. You will never praise your father

who helps people win cases every day.

Advocate Dhillon wears the black coat for a reason.

You are wearing it because your shirt is torn.

An ungrateful, useless child! How can anyone feel any pride?

You know I hate your disgusting gestures.

Then why do you keep doing them?

-Sorry. -You deserve a beating.

Now will you keep arguing over here or do you want to go to the court as well?

-I do want to. -Okay then, drive the car.

How many times do I have to tell you we are father and son only at home.

In the court, you are just an assistant to me.

Follow my car in your bike.

Follow the great prime minister.

Why are you staring at me? I said I am coming, Father.

I'll go and have a chat with my tenant.

Jas! Jas!

-Are you inside? -Yes.

Hello.

Jas, your papers are incomplete, but you are a good person,

so we are giving you Canadian visa.

Thank you, white ma'am.

I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Tell me,

what will you do for us in exchange for the visa?

Well, white ma'am, all the Punjabis in Canada

who wear knickers with the Canadian flag on it,

I promise I will stop them from wearing it.

It is not right that the flag that should be on a stick

is wrapped around Punjabi legs.

Very nice. Give me your passport, I'll apply the visa.

Okay.

Open it.

-Open it. -Yes, I will, right away.

Carry on, Jatta

Jas, bro, I need your help.

We ended up paying 2700 from our pocket for the case.

I need the rent early this time.

That's why I am here. I want the rent.

Carry on, Jatta

You cannot close your eyes and ignore me. I want the rent.

Has he gone to sleep?

Are you still here or have you already reached Canada?

Hello? Yes?

Canada.

Right when I am about to get Canadian visa, you come and break my dream.

Go back to sleep. Wake up only after you get PR, Permanent Resident status.

That day isn't far away.

Of course, it is not a difficult task for you.

You just have to wake up and say, "I got the PR."

I would have got it in yesterday's dream.

But when the officer asked me where I lived,

I said that I lived in a greedy advocate's house and I pay 3500 per month rent.

He told me to first find a proper house in India.

I can go to Canada later.

-You say that we are bad? -Yes.

-You are. -We live in ruins?

Okay then, I curse you.

Whenever you die, you should be taken back to the village.

I knew it.

You and your father won't let me go to Canada because of the rent!

I will send the money from there every month!

At least don't curse me like this.

Jas!

Don't cry. Don't cry. Buddy!

Look, I am feeling bad.

Look, my whole family prays that you should get your visa.

We'll then be able to say that someone sends us sandals from abroad.

I knew it.

You and your father won't think beyond sandals.

I was wondering neither of you believe in God.

But you visit Gurudwara every day.

Damn you. We pray for you so that you get the visa.

-But listen, you won't get the visa. -Why?

Those who want a visa work hard to get it.

And you are not even ready to leave the bed.

The less intelligent ones say you should use crooked means.

-You know what the intelligent ones say? -What?

Why work hard, make some else work hard for you.

I don't understand.

What are we talking about over here?

Look, you know how intelligent I am.

You didn't explain it to me properly.

Okay.

I asked Honey to get me married to a Canadian resident.

Then say it properly, "I asked Honey to get me married to a Canadian resident."

That's what I said! I asked Honey to get me married to a Canadian resident.

You are saying, "I asked Honey to get me married to a Canadian resident."

Greetings!

Most welcome to Honey Marriage Bureau.

Tell me, how can I help you?

I am here to find a match for my daughter.

I will make sure she gets married.

What's your daughter's taste like?

She loves pastas.

But she will eat whatever the boy orders.

I am not talking about food here.

I mean, what kind of boy does your girl want?

Whoever will say yes to her.

-You mean, no particular choice. -No.

Look, I know it is wrong, but I should know.

What's the scene about the dowry?

Look, we will give the necessary dowry. One more thing.

We'll make sure that the matchmaker also gets paid handsomely.

I think you are on the right track.

-I have someone in my mind. -Tell me about him.

-He owns a marriage bureau. He's well off. -Okay.

Moreover, he is an actor. He acts in plays.

Forget the plays.

We don't want to make him act.

Show me his picture.

Photo...

-Will a selfie work? -That's what works these days.

Let me show you his picture.

Here you go.

He looks a little different in the picture,

but he is very handsome when you see him face to face.

-I like him. -Thank you.

Fine, then call your daughter.

Call her from where?

She is sitting outside.

-Oh. -Why don't you call her?

She comes quickly when a boy calls out to her.

Madam?

Please come in.

Welcome.

-That's her? -Yes.

Be careful, madam. Those tiles are new.

Dear, he's the boy.

Sit if you can adjust yourself anywhere.

What is wrong with you?

Nothing, I am just feeling a little dizzy.

We cannot get married.

Why not?

Actually, I just remembered that my stars are unfavorable.

That is great!

Her stars are unfavorable as well.

No...

I just remembered again, my stars are not unfavorable.

My wedding stars are. I was born on a Wednesday.

Get this straight.

I don't care about your stars. You are perfect for us.

Look, why don't you understand?

We cannot get married.

-Why not? -How do I explain?

The door of our house is only 30 inches wide.

Your daughter won't be able to go in or out without grease.

It will be difficult, don't you think?

-Mommy! -Yes, dear?

I won't apply grease.

Don't worry, dear.

My daughter is a lucky doll.

Look carefully, she isn't a doll, she's a dolphin.

Teach her to spin a football on her nose.

Her show will be a hit.

Stop joking!

Looking at her, I feel as if you don't have a toilet at home.

She is still carrying whatever she ate since childhood.

So you don't want to marry her?

Please try to understand that I am helpless.

I am ill-mannered. You should reject me.

I will find a very good match for your daughter.

This is what everyone says.

But no one finds any.

Let's go, dear.

Start the crane. Let's go home.

There you are!

Why have you called me here?

So that I can find you a Canadian wife.

Look over there!

I am getting married?

You should have at least shown me who my bride will be!

Hold your horses, Mr. Impatient.

It's someone else's wedding. I fixed this girl's marriage.

I don't think I will benefit from it, brother.

Let me explain. All her relatives live abroad.

You look handsome. Idiot.

No matter how ugly you are from within.

I mean I know how greedy you are from within to go to Canada.

Come to the point.

Now, you will behave like a nice boy at this wedding.

You have to impress them.

We will find a match for you amidst them.

I'll behave so nicely

that everyone would want to get their daughters married to me.

-Really. -Let's go.

Honey!

-Please come. -Mr. Bhullar!

-Hello, brother. -Hi.

Congratulations.

Jas, Mr. Bhullar.

Bride's brother. Elder brother.

I seek your blessings.

Wonderful. He is a very nice boy.

He touched my feet at the first meeting.

-He is here to touch feet. -What do you mean?

I mean, he has been brought up that way.

He always touches feet of those elder to him.

You won't believe it, he has a servant at home.

He is only a year elder to him.

He touches his feet first thing in the morning.

Even though he might keep cursing him the rest of the day.

Wonderful.

How old are you?

27 years old.

-Such great thoughts at such a young age? -Sir, juice.

That's great.

-Hey. -Yes.

How old are you?

29 years old.

You are 29 and yet you don't know that

when there are three people standing,

you are supposed to offer drinks to all three of them?

-Sorry, sir. -Jas, 29.

-Waiter, I seek your blessings. -I will take those.

He won't take them out of respect.

-That's great. -Take it.

Honey, if I had another sister, I would get her married to him.

Oh my!

There, they have started the music.

-Go and have fun. -Okay.

Hello, Billa!

Billa? You don't know him. Come on!

Handsome lad claps And she taps to its beat

Handsome lad claps And she taps to its beat

How pricey must be her attitude

When worth a million is her heel

Handsome lad claps And she taps to its beat

Handsome lad claps And she taps to its beat

If you dedicate your life to me

If you dedicate your life to me

I will follow

I will follow blindly thee

O handsome, I will follow blindly thee

Your eyes are a puzzle Your face mischievous

Your complexion is fabulous

You are young and beautiful

Your moves are graceful

I fear a catastrophe

I fear you might hurt yourself

I am worried about your waist

Handsome lad claps And she taps to its beat

Handsome lad claps And she taps to its beat

I am not scared of anything Why are you?

I am not scared of anything Why are you?

I will dance all night

I will dance all night If you sing for me

O beloved, I will dance all night If you sing for me

Her eyes sparkle

She breaks all barriers with her heels

She is sweet to me, I feel

My heart races

My heart races How awesome this will be

Handsome lad claps and she taps

Handsome lad claps And she taps to its beat

Handsome lad claps and she taps

And she taps to its beat

Handsome lad claps and she taps

And she taps to its beat

You set the mood wherever you go.

You danced so well today.

Whose wedding would I dance at if not at yours?

After I go to Canada,

I need to tell others how much I enjoyed Sharan's wedding.

For your honeymoon...

This is called made for each other.

I like her and she is from Canada.

It's all over your brother.

The girl?

-Alcohol. -Nonsense.

She too will be.

We should just be prepared.

-It won't work out. -Why?

Because I learned from reliable sources

that the girl has done MBA.

Is it some disease?

No.

As you didn't even finish high school,

it is a big disease for you.

My brother is a matchmaker.

Matchmaker.

I won't get into this mess.

Nowadays matchmakers get thrashed online.

Don't worry.

We will go and ask her right away.

Brother...

They have such big guns.

They will riddle our bodies with bullet holes.

-Really? -Yes.

Then let's do this tomorrow.

-Okay. -We aren't in a hurry.

Honey, I brought the buffalo statue. What do I do with it?

Keep it inside. We won't make it dance here now, will we?

Honey, why do you need a buffalo statue?

Nothing, we needed it for a drama.

Jas!

I was about to say just that!

I didn't even say it yet!

I was just thinking about it.

Damn you.

It's perfect.

Arrangement has been made.

We will go right away.

And no one will even touch you.

You just stay behind me.

Jas?

I'm begging you. Let's not do this.

I will find you another NRI girl.

They are yet to gift me a ring.

I don't want to get thrashed instead of getting a ring.

Why do you worry? I am with you.

We will have to go to woman's quarters in disguise anyway.

If we had to pretend to be something, then we should have been a cow.

People think twice before hurting a cow.

Keep quiet.

Jas?

Do you know where you are going? I don't want to end up in a canal.

Keep it quiet.

We will get into trouble if anyone spots us.

Keep making buffalo sounds like I am.

Otherwise, people will wonder how this buffalo is making two kinds of noises.

Who left this one loose?

Let me see.

Wait. Wait.

Where are you going?

Come on.

Let's go!

Start walking already.

Come on.

Don't move, Preeto.

Turn the buffalo around quickly.

We will have to turn it around?

Do you think buffalos go reverse?

It has gone loose again?

I think it's time to milk it.

Wait, it's time to milk.

-Jas. -Yes?

He's here with a bucket.

Keep quiet, and give him some milk.

Do you think I have packed milk with me?

-Shut up. -Why are you troubling me?

Let me milk you.

Not in the mood.

Really?

Wait, I'll get an injection then.

-Jas! -Yes?

Run, he is getting an injection.

It's just an injection and not a bullet.

It doesn't make any difference to you. You are at the front.

He will administer it at the back end.

Can't you take a shoot for your friend's sake?

This buffalo is made from cardboard. There will be a permanent hole in it.

Keep quiet.

Wait, you bloody buffalo!

Wait, you!

Why aren't you in the mood?

It is hurting me! No, no.

Run, Jas!

People have seen buffalo's milk.

This will be the first time they will see one getting exposed.

Run!

You better hurry up back.

There is no such thing as a buffalo with just two legs.

People might think it's a black-horned kangaroo.

Sharan after you, Meet is next in line.

-I don't want to get married. -Really?

Once you fall in love, you will run away in order to get married.

By the way, what kind of a boy do you want, madam?

I don't care what kind of a boy he is.

-He shouldn't be alone. -What do you mean?

I have spent all my life alone.

I was this small when my parents passed away.

If the boy at least has a family,

I will enjoy the comforts of a complete family.

The one I have been yearning to have.

Right.

Okay, one should take a shot when struck by iron

and not when struck by horns, right?

Okay, doctor. Thank you.

Why are you so worried?

I told you, I'll find you another NRI girl.

No.

This isn't about the visa.

Then?

I like Meet.

Buzz off.

She said she wanted a boy who had a family.

Forget her.

We need to find a way to convince Meet.

Just because no serious damage was done to my back last night,

doesn't mean I should put it in danger again.

You are such a coward.

What makes you say that?

You would know you had to take that injection meant for the buffalo.

-I feel like giving milk since last night. -Shut up. She is here.

So, is your aunt still angry?

-Aunt doesn't tie Rakhi to Father. -Louder.

-Aunt doesn't tie Rakhi to Father. -Slower.

Aunt doesn't tie Rakhi to Father.

How is it our fault

that my mother's sister said something to aunt's husband?

Anyway, we are doing good with my father's little brother and his family.

You guys get along with his elder brother and family too, right?

Yes.

How's your relationship with your mother's family?

Her brother's family her parents, they just love me a lot.

Her brother's wife's father-in-law's younger brother

and my father's elder brother's wife's wife's brother's wife...

That is not possible.

My father's elder brother's wife's brother's wife...

I mean everyone is fine.

My father's sister said that she will send a Rakhi for him this time.

-She might send it. -Wonderful.

It looks like you have a very big family.

With Lord's grace you have a big healthy family.

You are yet to met my wife's husband's aunt's husband's wife.

-What relationship is that? -You haven't heard about it, right?

We have relatives which the society still hasn't given a name to.

Thank God she left.

Otherwise you would have formed another fictitious one.

At least mention relations which are real.

Now what will one who doesn't have any relative talk about relations? Right?

Son, Ranjha looked after domesticated cattle for Heer.

And here you are domesticating Heer.

Doesn't that sound familiar?

Carry on, Jatta (young man).

-Carry on. -Greetings.

I suddenly blank out While playing with the girls

I suddenly slip

While getting water from the well

I suddenly blank out While playing with the girls

I suddenly slip While getting water from the well

I cannot forget your face

There's a thought always nagging me

I forget everything else

When I think about you

I forget everything else When I think about you

I forget everything else when I think about you.

I see your face in the harvest, dear

I see your face in the harvest, dear

I am in love with you, the world knows

Where water was spilled

My heart doesn't let me remove that shirt

Your love is troublesome It doesn't let me sleep

I swear, love is troublesome

It doesn't let one sleep

I talk to myself

When I am cooking

I talk to myself when I am cooking

I write your name on the clay And then wipe it away

My eyes seek you

My eyes seek you

I cannot take my eyes off the path To your village

I forget everything else When I think about you

I forget everything else When I think about you

I forget everything else When I think about you

I see your veil flying

On the way to my fields

I see your veil flying On the way to my fields

I wonder what spell do you have me under

Your dream house

Your dream house Doesn't let me rest in peace

Your love is troublesome It doesn't let me sleep

I forget everything else When I think about you

Your love is troublesome It doesn't let me sleep

I forget everything else

I swear, it doesn't let one sleep

Everyone calls me Jas.

Something has happened to me ever since I laid eyes on you.

I won't say cheap lines like I cannot sleep, I don't feel hungry

and that I stay lost in myself.

I get good sleep and I also have a good appetite.

And I am never alone.

But from the time I have seen you, I feel restless.

It is my reasoning that I think I am in love.

Have you pledged that you will always be late?

I got stuck in a traffic jam.

Did you come in a truck that you get stuck in a traffic jam?

You came on a motorcycle.

So what? Motorcycle doesn't have red beacons on them either

that will make people give way?

You should learn how you should talk to your father.

I will when I have time to spare.

And you are my father only at home. Here you are just a senior to me.

Let's get down to work now, shall we?

I gave you Billu Bansal's case three months ago.

Why didn't he still get a bail?

How will he get a bail, didn't attend the last hearing.

Billu Bansal's doesn't respect the court at all?

He attended it, I didn't.

Being an advocate you don't know

how important it is for him to attend a hearing?

What do I do? I was stuck in a traffic jam.

How many times have I told you to get a bungalow close to the court!

You want a bungalow close to the court?

And I want you to get out of the one you are living in.

Forget winning any case, you couldn't even get bail in a simple case.

How do I get him bail?

First at least let the advocate reach the judge.

Three times the judge gave me a lift in his car

and got me out of the traffic jam.

It ruined my impression right then and there.

Impression has nothing to do with a court case.

It does. Mother used to say that it does.

No matter how a person looks, the impression should always be good.

Your mother didn't look like Sridevi either.

She looked like a witch.

And who did she marry? A ghost!

A witch and a ghost got together and gave birth to this monster.

I've always suspected that you aren't our child.

Someone exchanged their child with ours in the hospital.

Why would anyone give you their child?

The condition you are in, no one will give you a sleeping dog's bowl.

Keep it down.

For God's sake. You can come at 12 if you want,

but don't argue with me in the court.

We are getting a bad name in the lawyer community because of this.

Many advocates have written this outside their chambers.

Come here to fight your case.

If you want to fight otherwise, go meet the Dhillons.

Don't feel hurt, Daddy. Be brave.

Advocate Dhillon is wearing a black coat for a reason.

He's wearing one because the judge wouldn't let him in otherwise.

-What do you want? -Get Billu out on bail.

I didn't ask for a bowl for you.

Goldie, my daddy got arrested three months ago.

Tell me the truth.

If you cannot get my father out on bail, then I'll hire another lawyer.

Don't keep us hanging.

Stupid, you don't get my game.

I am not getting him bail on purpose.

We can meet freely as long as he is in prison.

-Try to understand. -What are you saying, Goldie?

You must be the first lover in this world

who has trapped both father and the daughter.

Look, I can get him out on bail today.

But then we won't be able to meet so freely.

But this isn't right. I am out here and my father is in prison.

Sir, can I talk to my lawyer in private?

No, you cannot.

Fine, then you come with me.

You too can hear the cussing I have in store for him.

Daddy is here.

Hello, Uncle.

Damn you! Damn your sister's...

Hey! There are cops with you. You cannot cuss before them.

Then I shall whisper them into his ears.

But then it will be no fun for the one who is cussing

nor for the one who is being cussed.

Behave properly and talk to him or else let's go inside.

Tell me, what is my fault?

Let's ask the judge that, Uncle.

Why are you here then? To sell eggs?

You don't have many accusations against you.

You had forgone your criminal ways

and started doing social service at my behest.

Once, while distributing blankets to the poor,

a poor soul extinguished his cigarette on your feet.

You got angry.

You covered him in a blanket and started hitting him. That's all.

-It isn't anything big. -No.

Tell me, who stays in prison for three months for such a small reason.

Actually, Uncle, it took me some time to study your case.

Why? Did I get a bomb from Pakistan?

I just hit a poor man.

What study do you need to do for such a case?

I could have made my daughter fight my case

by feeding her some almonds.

I would have gotten out by now.

You will get the bail today. You will be out today. Trust me.

-Fees? -What fees? Yes?

Hello, Your Honor.

Your Honor, he is my lawyer.

Hello, Your Honor. Good morning.

It's a very simple case.

I am surprised why your client still didn't get a bail.

This is what I don't understand either, sir.

I didn't kill anyone--

My lord, you are looking at the wrong file.

Actually, my client has committed a very serious, non-bailable offense.

Check the file kept below.

And please don't say that. He won't pay me any fees, Uncle.

Stop calling me "Uncle" in court.

You are extending his hearings to make a few extra bucks.

No, Uncle. Sorry, my lord.

Actually, I am about to marry his daughter.

How is that related to this case?

But it is related to me.

If you say this is a very easy case, then we won't be able to get married.

If you say that this is a very tough case and help me,

then I will be able to get married to her.

If the court helps me, I shall help the court.

How will you help the court?

By getting a court marriage done.

Court will make some money from it, right?

First you need to learn how to fight a case.

Till when will this drama continue?

Aren't you my daddy's friend?

I had learned that the law is blind.

But today I learned that...

the law doesn't have a heart either.

Understood.

Go.

You got the right file now, Your Honor.

My client Billu Bansal hasn't done anything so severe

that he shouldn't be granted bail.

I have worked hard day and night and prepared this file.

It's possible that Billu Bansal

might have to stay behind bars for many years.

My lord, you have gone through the case.

And the file is right in front of you.

After going through the case, the court has come to the conclusion

that Billu Bansal should be granted bail.

Thank you.

See, Daddy, I knew that he would win the case.

A person won't fear the world if he has such an advocate with him.

I am so proud of you, son.

Thank you, Uncle.

Sorry for taking so long.

Son, it takes time to win the battle of truth.

Naame, put water in the flowerpot.

-Water these as well. -Okay.

-My child! -Uncle!

Daddy...

I am upset with you.

Why didn't you attend the wedding?

Come on, Meet. You know he will make excuses.

She is already upset, now you too?

-Dear! -Yes.

I think we should get you married before I go back to Canada.

But, Uncle, I--

But what, dear? You have completed your MBA.

You are of marriageable age.

You can tell me if you like someone.

Otherwise, I will find one for you.

But we will make sure you have a grand wedding.

Bhullar, you will make all the arrangements for the wedding.

The food and drinks should be of top quality.

Look at me and say, does it look like I would settle for anything less?

Jas, I wanted to talk to you about something important.

Yes, tell me.

Why don't you come over with your family to meet my uncle?

What happened, Jas? Are you alright?

Your family did you give a medicinal concoction in the morning,

but you still didn't get any better.

Jas, when are you getting your family?

I... I think you are choking on green tea.

Cough like this.

So Jas, you should introduce your father to my uncle.

Daddy... My daddy...

Now he is stuck on daddy.

He has a very choky throat.

Honey.

-Honey. -Yes?

I am not saying your name.

Get me some honey, I have a sore throat.

Your condition is very bad. I don't think honey will be able to help.

You should show it to your family doctor.

Family?

-Family? -Oh, yes,

your daddy is out of town, right?

Yes, my daddy is out of town.

And he is still not back.

And my daddy is still not back.

So when is he coming back?

So when is my daddy coming back?

I think your daddy is stuck somewhere.

Yes, I think my daddy is stuck at Uganda station.

He missed the last train.

Uganda?

Since when can we travel to Uganda in a train?

I said Uganda?

It was a place which sounds like Uganda.

-Yes. It was something similar. -Yes.

Bareilly!

-Bareilly sounds like Uganda? -No.

It was a sweet name.

Something that translates to sugar tree or something.

-Jharkhand! -Yes!

Jharkhand!

That's where my daddy is stuck.

Then ask him to come back soon.

Sure, I will call him right away.

Even if he has to travel hanging on the back of a bus.

Why won't he come? It's a family matter.

Uncle will travel hanging on the back of a bus?

Oh, don't you worry.

He has kept his family hanging.

He's joking.

Very funny.

I heard that at the time of need, one has to make a donkey his father!

But I cannot do that.

They will say that both father and son are animals.

Let's go.

What are you doing? I don't get it.

Just tell her that you don't have a family.

She already loves you.

She is not fully in love with me. There is still time for that.

I don't even know how do you guys define love.

Honey, I'd suggest

you should dye your beard white and come with me as my father.

Shut up.

I just dyed it black.

I still haven't washed the bowl and the brush I used to dye.

-It's Meet. -Put it on speaker.

-Hello, Meet. -Hi, Jas. Is your daddy back?

Forget daddy.

Forget daddy, first you and honey meet.

No! No! Uncle! Uncle!

I mean, let me and you meet Uncle first.

You can meet him too.

But let the elder from your family meet him first.

What do elders got to do in this?

What do elders got to do in this?

It's you and Honey who want to get married.

It's you and me who want to get married.

This is not right. This is what has been always happening.

Families come together and fix their children's marriage.

No! No! Your...

I will kill your uncle.

-What? -No! I will meet your uncle alone.

I will meet your uncle alone.

Do you want to get married to me or not?

-No. -No.

What?

No, why wouldn't I want to marry you? Of course, I want to.

Then come to house with your family.

This means you won't marry me if I don't come with my family?

This means you won't come with your family?

No! No!

Try to understand, please.

Nothing doing.

Bring your family.

Take it in writing, she isn't going anywhere.

-I have seen many like her. -Hey!

I mean I have seen many cases like these.

I have got more than 100 couples married.

You should stop answering her phone calls.

When she'll start feeling scared that she is about to lose Jas,

then she will come after you.

She'll plead "Just come, I don't mind even if you are alone."

Yes.

You should stop answering her phone calls.

When she'll start feeling scared that she is about to lose Jas,

then she will come after you.

She'll plead "Just come, I don't mind even if you are alone."

-Meet! -Yes.

You didn't tell me about any boy.

So should I start looking?

Whatever you feel is right.

No problem. Don't take my calls.

I understood. You don't want to marry me.

If your daddy wasn't in town,

you could have got other members of your family along.

You were just having fun with me.

I am going to marry the boy Uncle will choose for me.

Good luck.

How are you?

You are here early today.

The scheme you told me, about not taking Meet's calls?

Yes.

-This is the result of that. -Of course, you would get a result.

"No problem. Don't take my calls.

I understood. You don't want to marry me.

I am going to marry the boy Uncle will choose for me."

This is how you get people married?

He makes tall claims. He said don't take her calls and what not.

Jas, listen to me.

You should shut your marriage bureau business.

Winter's fast approaching. Start selling peanuts.

He said he got 100 couples married. He is experienced.

This is your experience?

I can say for sure that all those 100 couples must be cursing you.

It is not so, Jas.

Maybe 10 couples out of them do curse me.

The other 90 have already separated and settled elsewhere.

I made a mistake by listening to you, brother.

I will never talk to you again.

I will first delete your number from my phone.

I had written it in bold, "Honey, my bro."

It's okay. Matchmakers are ill-fated.

People might not willingly give them a ring,

but they surely curse them from their heart.

Honey!

Yes, Mr. Bhullar.

How are you?

-I am fine. Fine. -Are you fine?

You know Sharan's friend Meet.

-Yes, yes, yes. -He is her uncle.

-Oh, hello. Once again. -Hello!

How are you, kiddo?

Stopped touching feet already?

No, I was waiting for you to be free.

Bless me...

He is younger than you.

Oh, I didn't look at his face, I just saw his feet.

Honey, you found a nice boy for Sharan.

Now you have to find a nice boy for his niece.

Sure, I will find one for her.

Why don't you come inside?

-Let's go. -Come on.

Mr. Bhullar, I have many prospects.

Let me go through them once, then I'll introduce you to them.

-He has just one condition. -What?

The boy should have a family.

Give me a few days. I'll introduce you to a very nice family.

This is Meet's picture.

Just find us a good family.

No worries. I will do it.

-Fine. -Bye.

-Thank you. -Thank you. Thank you.

Excuse me, brother.

Bless me...

You had already touched them.

That was to greet you hello. This is to greet you goodbye.

Be happy.

Let's go.

You didn't leave?

A person sometimes speaks out of turn, brother.

I was waiting to say sorry to you.

You could have said that from over there.

Fine then, now that you are here, you should help me a little.

Check these out and let me know which boy will be suitable for Meet.

I am on medication for depression.

-I forgot to take my meds today. -It's okay.

We will find such a match for your girlfriend

that you will be off all the meds.

If my family was alive...

Then they would have thrashed you.

You don't know how to talk to a respectable person.

You kept touching the feet of those fat men.

But when it came to me, you wanted to strangle me.

I swear, I forgot to take my meds today.

And the curses you said...

Forget me, I didn't hear anyone get cursed in such a way.

Tell me, how's he for Meet?

Oh God, why didn't I take my meds?

I have hurt Honey's feelings.

At least take a look at the picture.

Brother, what size Kada do you wear?

Kada?

Well, if it doesn't fit around my wrist, it should fit around my neck.

I will give you a gold brick.

You can melt it and make whatever you want.

-Move your hand back. -Why?

Because this match also has the same condition.

He too wants the boy to have a family.

Now I know what it feels like to lose Meet.

I won't lose her again.

Now I just need to think whose family should I make as mine.

Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on Carry on, Jatta 2!

Will you ever let me live in peace?

Now how did I end up hurting you?

When the judge was impressed by the way I fought the case,

why did you have to say that I flunked in law?

I was going to lose my council's license because of you.

I just follow my mother's teachings.

She taught me just one thing.

Son, never lie and never let anyone lie either.

If you want to use your mother's teachings in court,

then why did you even bother going to law college?

You should have learned the law from her.

If my mother were alive, I would have been a judge by now.

Show me the judge's face.

I had to bribe to help you graduate from high school.

You didn't do me any favors.

People have to spend money on their children's education anyway.

You treat me as if you won me in a lottery.

Lottery? You are that official sermon which one has to accept unwillingly.

You argue with me every day.

If you'd do the same in the court, you would make a good living.

So the cat's finally out of the bag!

It all comes down to money.

You will take the money with you when you die?

The habits that you have, I don't think there will be any left.

You give such bad examples.

Do you mean, you will never earn any money?

Actors earn when young and advocates earn when they grow old.

I am sure this too was taught to you by your mother.

My mother also taught me

that I shouldn't talk to people who have lower IQ than me.

Enough. This is the reason why your mother's soul is still wandering.

She doesn't think Dharamraja too isn't at par to her level.

That's why she still hadn't adjusted up there.

As if she was well adjusted with you down here.

An ungrateful, useless child! How can anyone feel any pride?

I will break your wrist if you ever do this before me again.

Should I do it behind your back?

This isn't a drum that you'll play at the back.

Drum is played in the middle.

Tell that to your mother who left me in the middle.

I wish my mother had given birth to me sooner.

I wouldn't have let her marry you.

Did you here that Parvati Kaur?

He wanted to be born sooner, without my contribution.

Cool down, Mr. Dhillon.

Why are you making your blood pressure spike?

There is no use arguing with him.

He's hot-blooded.

He is always surrounded by air conditions.

And his blood is still hot? I wonder when it will cool down.

I know a way to cool it down.

You should get him married.

If anyone talks to him for five minutes,

he doesn't give him a case so who will give his daughter to him?

Someone gave his daughter to you too.

-What is this nonsense? -I mean, he will give her because of you.

Who will look at his deeds anyway?

You are right.

Honey has a girl.

His daughter is that big?

When will you grow up?

I mean, he helps difficult people get married.

Really?

Fine then, ask him to take things forward.

It is a very nice family.

The groom's father is an advocate.

Groom's mother's brother stays with them.

His father has two married sisters too, they don't stay with them.

But they keep visiting.

They have a female servant who too stays there.

They have a tenant who also says at home.

So it is a very big family.

Yes, with God's grace it is a big family.

If they get together, performers paid them a visit

assuming that they have a function at home.

-Can I look at his picture? -Yeah, of course.

Why not? Here, I'll give you his picture right away.

This boy looks...

Isn't he the one I met at your shop?

Yes, yes. That's him.

But then why didn't you tell us about him that day?

I still had to make his family...

I mean I still had to convince his family.

I hadn't spoken to his family.

Meet...

Meet, my child...

-Hello. -Hello.

Yes, Uncle?

Dear, we were finding you a suitable boy.

Look at this.

Jas?

You know him?

We met at Sharan's wedding.

There you go. She already knows him.

So should we take things forward?

That's it, Mr. Dhillon. Stop here. This is their house. Stop.

Let's go, come on.

Come, Mr. Dhillon.

Let's go.

I think we should have brought Goldie with us.

We would have finalized everything today itself.

Mr. Dhillon, you know how Goldie is. He might end up causing trouble.

You should first meet them. We will introduce him later.

-Hello, Honey! -Hello.

-Welcome to my house. -Welcome! Welcome to my humble abode.

He's the bride's uncle.

-I seek your blessings. -God bless you.

-He's Mr. Dhillon, groom's father. -Hello.

-Hello. -That's the bride.

-Hello. -Come, let's go inside and talk.

-Sure. -Come in.

Come, son.

-Honey has told me everything about you. -Okay.

So he works with you?

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, we keep advocating as much as we can.

What are the groom's hobbies?

He's very good at chess.

He just needs someone to guide him where to place the piece.

-Shall I tell him? -Let him talk or you will lose your king.

He knows better.

Carry on, Jatta.

I play golf after court.

And when I have expert players with me, then we play marbles.

Marbles.

You reminded me of my childhood.

Look, I like this match a lot.

If the girl and boy want to talk in private, then they can.

Don't make Goldie be alone with her. It will ruin everything.

What are you saying, Mr. Sandhu?

We might have upgraded to pants.

But we are still follow the old school of thought.

I don't want them talking before marriage.

You never know what secrets get revealed.

So, I believe the elders should decide. Right?

He is such a nice boy

that if in any case the defendant's lawyer is older than him,

then he won't argue with him even if his client loses because of it.

Heard that?

You won't find a more honest family anywhere else.

I don't think so either.

I accept this match.

-Then give me a hug. -Congratulations to you too.

-Thank you, Daddy. -You are welcome.

It is very tasty.

But what's the occasion?

It is been 27 years since we got a reason to celebrate.

Now we can only if you get married.

That's why we fixed your marriage.

Who did you ask before you did it?

The bride's family should have asked that question.

Why did I have to ask you?

But I haven't even seen the girl.

You have the rest of your life to see her.

-Who will suffer? -That girl. Because she is marrying you.

Son, elders say that a family without a woman feels haunted.

Parvati Kaur passed away 15 years ago.

I know how I spent my life without her.

Things would have taken a turn for the worse

if Channo hadn't handled everything.

-He means the house. -Daddy...

But I want to marry the girl of my choice.

Being such a big lawyer, I could never do as I pleased.

Who would have agreed to get his daughter married to an idiot like you?

I am not as idiot as I look.

I am having an affair.

Oh God!

What did you say?

Things won't change if I repeat it. I told you I am having an affair.

With whose daughter?

Very respected person of this city.

Couldn't you say this sooner?

I got your marriage fixed with great difficulty.

Now what will I tell them?

Don't worry, Mr. Dhillon. We will handle it.

Right, Honey?

She was so happy, that poor girl.

What will she go through when she hears of his refusal?

-Girls are girls, girls don't have a say. -It's okay.

Girls are girls, girls don't have a say.

Well, I don't believe in that.

Can you explain? I didn't get you.

Well, when I told Daddy that I already knew Meet,

he got upset.

-Old school of thought. -Not old, disgusting thoughts.

He thought how would he ask for dowry when they already know each other.

So this means you two have come to discuss dowry?

No. I am against dowry.

All the things my father got as dowry,

I returned them back to my mother's parents after I grew up.

By chance, he wasn't born before their wedding,

otherwise he would have got both his grandparents arrested for dowry.

-Because he is strictly against dowry. -Yes.

You have such noble thoughts.

So how do we take things forward now?

Well, it will take 5-7 years,

then perhaps Daddy's thoughts might change.

Stupid, we cannot ask uncle

to keep a young unmarried girl at home for another 5-7 years.

You are right.

The henna Meet was supposed to apply on her hand,

she will have to apply on her hair to hide the greys.

We cannot tell Uncle to forget the greedy father.

It's me and Meet who are getting married.

We cannot even tell Uncle that after marriage you two will live in Canada.

What difference does it make whether or not my daddy agrees?

Uncle can take you to the Gurudwara and get you two married.

-But we cannot say this to Uncle, can we? -Why can't you?

What's right is right. And what's wrong is wrong.

Whatever you think is best for you.

I can take you two to the Gurudwara and get you married.

And as far as your father is concerned, don't mind it, sir.

What difference does it make whether or not

they get the blessings of such a greedy person?

No, it makes no difference.

-It doesn't matter. -Uncle, then should I talk to the priest?

Hail to the God

Hail to the God

Look son, I have let Meet miss her parents.

And now that responsibility is yours.

Don't worry at all, Uncle.

I am preparing to go to Canada in a few days.

You two talk and let me know when you wish to come.

I am ready. I think we should go with you.

Daddy! Daddy... Daddy!

Mr. Dhillon, my daddy!

Daddy had asked me to be in the court for a hearing.

Take me there quickly, Honey.

Yes, I too got a call from the judge

to come on time because they need to close the court.

Sure, son. Work comes first.

This is what happens in Canada as well.

-We are meant to be in Canada, right? -We'll leave.

But please excuse me. We will have to leave.

Bye, Meet. I have to leave.

I am leaving.

Why do I feel that we will get insulted over here today?

Why?

When Jas said that he would handle the situation,

then why did we need to come here?

There is difference between the way elders and youngsters talk.

We are the ones who refused the match.

So courtesy demands that we apologize to them.

You insult me 50 times in a day.

You never apologized to me.

You seemed to be more concerned about strangers.

You should think about the future, brother.

Suppose Goldie's first marriage doesn't work out.

We can at least come back to them for his second marriage.

Otherwise, he will always regret being unable to remarry.

Then spend the rest of his life with Channo's support.

You think about her a lot.

For God's sake, don't embarrass me in there.

Just think that we came here for five minutes to get insulted.

Don't worry, brother-in-law.

I'll make such a face

that it will look that I am here for a funeral.

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have.

-He is neither fair nor dark! -Brother-in-law!

Sir...

Mr. Dhillon is here.

-Mr. Dhillon? -Yes.

-Let him in. -Okay.

Welcome, Mr. Dhillon. Hello.

-Have a seat. -Hello.

How do I dare greet you, Mr. Sandhu?

I feel embarrassed.

-He told you everything? -You know?

How can I not know?

He told him everything!

He cannot keep anything to himself.

You have given birth to a woman instead of a man.

-Your sister gave birth to him. -Brother-in-law!

I am really very embarrassed, Mr. Sandhu.

What's the use of being embarrassed now?

My dream to have a big wedding was shattered.

Advocate Dhillon never allowed anyone to question him.

But you feel helpless when it comes to your kids.

They never think that whatever their parents think for them

is the right thing for them.

What is right in what you thought?

You should feel ashamed.

Why is he insulting us so much?

But we knew that he would insult us.

But we should at least know why he is insulting us.

No problem, just get insulted gracefully.

Mr. Dhillon, now tell me what we should do.

What can we do, Mr. Sandhu?

Get your girl married to someone else.

What are you saying?

You're crossing the limits.

How can I cross any limits when my son doesn't want to marry her?

He likes some other girl.

Yes, he got married to the girl he likes.

He got married?

If you don't believe it, then see it for yourself.

Meet!

God bless you, my child.

Lead a happy married life.

He got married to Meet?

But he said he wanted to marry some other girl.

She is that other girl.

But when I was ready to get him married to Meet,

then why did he secretly got married?

That's because he said that his father is greedy for dowry.

-Can you tell me where my son is? -He just left.

He said there is some important hearing in the court today.

There sure is a hearing.

But the hearing he will have with me today...

Well, you have no idea about it.

Dear, pack your bags and come with us.

Okay, dear.

-Yes? -Don't you have any shame?

-Why? -Because you disgraced yourself.

What have I done now?

You should have asked me before you got married.

She is the same girl I had fixed your marriage with.

Daddy, it's me, Goldie. Who did you want to call?

My disgusting son. You tell others that your father is greedy for dowry.

What are you saying?

Tell me where you are. I will come there and get you treated.

Are you saying that the girl and her uncle are lying?

The girl doesn't have any uncle. Daddy, you have lost your mind.

I will beat you up through the phone.

I am not your son if I let you. Try touching me.

I will touch you in such a way

that you'll have to keep touching it to know it's still there.

I am at your in-laws' place.

Otherwise, I would have reprimanded you for this nonsense.

How can my in-laws tolerate me being cursed in such a way?

I wonder where you are.

Don't forget that Advocate Dhillon wears the black coat for a reason.

You wear it because it's the uniform for lawyers.

Have you ever heard a laborer praise his uniform?

Have you ever heard black knickers gang praising their knickers?

You are the only one who keeps praising his uniform.

Fear God! God sees everything.

An ungrateful, useless child! How can anyone feel any pride?

He doesn't admit that he got married.

He must be scared and wondering how did you find out.

Brother-in-law, let's do the rest of the drama in our house.

Let's take the daughter-in-law home with a smile on our face.

Goldie!

What have you done, you idiots!

Now how will I get married?

It's just a matter of a few days.

After that, I will go to Canada and everything will be fine.

We have been to everyone, but everyone said just one thing.

There is just one lawyer for such difficult cases. Advocate Goldie.

That's the problem.

Now tell me what should I do.

Buddy, your daddy has brought my wife home assuming that she is your wife.

We just have to handle this situation.

Daddy just cussed me over the phone.

He will kill me if I go in front of him.

We told you, we have been to everyone, but everyone said just one thing.

There is just one lawyer for such difficult cases. Advocate Goldie.

It is troublesome to be so talented.

I'll think of something.

Why are you guys whispering? Say whatever you have to in front of me.

It is not something we can talk about in front of you.

He just got married. We need to explain so many things to him.

Disgusting. Shameless.

We are already in a fix and now we are inviting more trouble.

Forget that and listen to me.

Meet shouldn't find out that Mr. Dhillon is your father no matter what.

And Mr. Dhillon shouldn't find out that Meet is my wife.

Wait, wait. Meet, Daddy, whose wife is Mr. Dhillon?

You got confused in the first hearing?

God has given you an opportunity to prove

who is a better lawyer, you or your father.

Fine. But I have never done such a thing before, brother.

It isn't our business either. And you got us into this mess in the first place.

Wait, Meet is your wife, Mr. Dhillon is your father.

-And I got you into this mess. -You...

-What is all this? -They are here.

Come, dear.

-Hello! -So you are home.

He is here.

Take Meet's bags and go inside.

Sir, your daughter-in-law is very beautiful.

Congratulations, Goldie.

Why just congratulate Goldie? You should congratulate everyone.

Yes, it's a joyous occasion. Congratulations.

-Congratulations. -Congratulations.

Right, congratulations to everyone.

You should carry your wife's bags. You shouldn't make others carry it.

-Yes. -How can one person carry two bags?

And the groom shouldn't carry a lot of weight right after he got married.

Why? Did the groom just take glucose IV?

-Come. -Come.

-Come. -Come.

She is our daughter-in-law and not some pigeon. Let's go.

Welcome.

Welcome. Welcome.

-Come with me. -Welcome.

-Welcome. -Come.

Goldie, come out after you take the bags inside.

-I need to talk to you. -Okay, will come.

Brother-in-law...

I think something is not alright.

If you are not feeling alright, then go to the toilet.

You are of no good here.

Not in that way.

-I think... -Yes, what is it?

You remember you are married after you saw your wife?

You said I had lost my mind over the phone.

Forget what I said over the phone.

When I came face to face, didn't I agree that I am married?

-Yes. -Simple.

I will slap you.

-Why do you want me to suffer? -Forget all this, Mr. Dhillon.

-He agrees that he made a mistake. -How can I forget it?

He got me insulted before her family.

He said that his father wants dowry.

Oh no! Very bad, Goldie. You said such a disgusting thing.

How dare you!

No, he could have said that in a decent manner too.

Something like his dad is greedy for dowry.

As if you just praised me in English.

Okay, I agree. You say sorry to him.

-Sorry. -Sorry for what?

I have just one son and I couldn't even attend his wedding.

You ruined all my dreams.

Daddy, I didn't ruin any dreams. Trust me.

I told you, just say sorry and end this matter.

-Sorry. -I won't accept your sorry.

-Sorry. -Sorry for what?

Sorry!

You never know with him.

He is so stubborn sometimes and so soft sometimes.

Mr. Dhillon, this is how it is going to be for a few days.

-You should just stay strong. -Yes.

You will stay with your wife on the ground floor henceforth.

We will stay on the first floor.

And you will stay where you are staying.

-I will stay there. Why would I go down? -Got it?

-Got it? Got it? -Yes.

What happened?

Brother, take care of your wife. I am feeling sleepy. Let me sleep.

Have you lost your mind? Where will you go?

To your room upstairs.

Won't your father question what are you doing upstairs

when your wife is sleeping downstairs? Go when everyone goes to sleep.

This is a big mess you have got me into.

-You mean, I shouldn't even sleep now. -What are you two doing here?

Here... Nothing...

You got married today. Go and be with your wife.

-Okay. -What do you mean by okay?

I mean, of course he should be with her.

Why won't he? Why aren't you going?

Yes, go.

Yes, go.

Yes, yes.

Why are you looking at him? You have spent your whole life with him.

-Go to sleep. -Sleep?

I am very sleepy. So I am going to sleep.

-Jas ... -Yes?

He is a married man now. Please leave him alone now.

You too go to sleep.

Okay.

Where are you going?

You were the best man only till the time he got married.

I was just turning from here.

Turn? This isn't a circle junction.

Here's your big circle.

Why are you dragging me into this?

Brother-in-law... Goldie got married.

But he is the one who seems more happy to me.

Stupid, during our time,

the bride's family was more excited about the wedding that the bride.

And he is his buddy.

Can I say something if you permit?

I think Meet is having an affair with Jas.

I'll slap you!

You say anything without giving it any thought.

You will learn a lesson when it will be too late.

You are here?

I am looking hot, right?

Yes, sister-in-law, very hot.

And they say he is naïve.

Brother-in-law, the naïve ones are naughtier.

-Parvati Kaur... -Why are you dragging sister into this?

I am telling her to be ready to enjoy some sweets.

They have confectioners up there?

Why? Do you think all confectioners go to hell?

Brother-in-law...

-What are you doing here, Gulabi? -Goldie.

What are you doing here, Goldie?

I... I came here to...

Decorate the room.

-With what? -I... With what? Flowers?

With flowers.

But they are fake flowers.

Well, so what if they are.

Sister-in-law, there is something special about these flowers.

They never wither.

You should move these flowers away and sleep.

For how long will this continue?

We will have to as long as it can.

You should leave with her as soon as possible.

According to her, this is her in-laws' place.

She will now only leave for Canada from here.

Then go to Canada with her.

I cannot just leave.

-Sit down. -Okay.

You have spent some time here, now you can leave.

What nonsense!

Look, brother, everyone goes abroad.

Make an excuse of some illness and go away with sister-in-law for treatment.

Where are you going now?

Why? Won't I be sleeping in your room?

The owls are awake.

-They can't see anyway. -But they can hear, can't they?

You are right. You have invited big trouble here.

I just invited it. I didn't take advantage.

That's why your back is still safe.

You should sit with me till they go to sleep.

Let's go.

I got married but you are in hurry.

What are you doing, brother-in-law?

I heard someone trying to open the stairway gate and I woke up.

I thought someone is trying to come up.

That's why I came to find out.

The latch doesn't make that much noise to wake someone up.

Tony, you know that since your sister passed away

I hardly get any sleep at night.

Then why don't you say that you are making arrangements to get some sleep?

What nonsense!

I might not be an advocate, but I am always surrounded by them.

You know where this comes from.

You too speak from where everyone else do.

What happened, sir? What are you doing here?

Yes, what are you doing here?

Why don't you say, don't knock the door, just walk straight in.

-What do you mean? -Let me explain.

This idiot doubts us. He thinks you and I have something going on...

That's why I came to meet you in the middle of the night.

May you rot in hell, you scoundrel.

If I had bad intentions,

I wouldn't ask him to come here where there are so many mosquitoes.

I would go inside, where there is air conditioner.

-Heard that? -I don't believe in what I hear.

I am only talking about what is saw.

Get this straight, brother-in-law.

I won't let her ruin my sister's family.

How will she ruin it? Is she carrying a hammer?

-I have seen many trying to ruin. -You...

I won't be able to tolerate this anymore, sir.

-Settle my dues in the morning. -You are waiting until tomorrow?

I thought he would settle it right away.

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have. He is neither fair nor dark!

You think I am a fool?

You said you hear someone moving the latch of the gate.

-But the gate is closed. -I just closed it.

Brother-in-law!

May you rot in hell, damn you!

You ruined the honor of a woman who was sleeping.

My eyes seek you

My eyes seek you

I cannot take my eyes off the path To your village

I forget everything else When I think about you

I forget everything else When I think about you

I forget everything else When I think about you

Meet!

Meet!

My Meet! Meet!

What is wrong, Jas?

Meet, I couldn't sleep a wink last night. But both my legs have gone to sleep.

I feel as if there is no blood flowing to my legs.

One gets cramps sometimes, Jas.

-No! No, Meet. -Sorry.

I've been trying to move them for the past two hours.

Anyone would have woken up by this time.

But my legs haven't.

I think I am suffering from the thing

the doctor suspected would happen two months ago.

What are you saying, Jas? I don't understand.

Your husband lost his legs, Meet. Your husband has become leg out.

And there is no cure for this illness in India.

We will have to go to Canada.

-We will have to go to Canada? -Yes, we will have to.

What will you do with a husband who cannot use his legs?

It is not right for husband to move like this with you.

Don't worry. I will apply for your visa today.

See, there is some movement as soon as you mentioned Canada.

Now there is hope of getting some treatment.

I will submit the documents today.

Whatever you do, keep it quiet.

If anything happens to Father after he hears this news,

then I won't be able to run around to help him.

Good morning.

Meet?

Yes, Daddy?

Where are you going so early in the morning?

Nowhere, Daddy.

Why do you look so upset? Is everything alright?

Nothing is alright.

What happened?

Daddy, his legs stopped moving.

His legs stopped moving? I cannot believe it.

He kicked the midwife as soon as he was born.

She said he was thick-brained. It might stop working anytime.

But there is full guarantee for his legs.

His brain is working fine. But his legs aren't.

-Really? Let me go and check. -No, don't. Don't go inside.

He told me not to tell you.

You shouldn't worry at this age.

But as I was worried, I ended up telling you.

But you shouldn't worry. It can be treated in Canada.

I am going to apply for his visa.

-It can be treated in Canada? -Yes.

There's nothing that cannot be treated in India these days.

Trump keeps visiting India for a reason.

-Really? -I know a well-known physician.

He gets arms and legs moving in no time.

-Really? -Let's go and meet him.

For the moment only his legs have gone stiff.

I hope his whole body doesn't go stiff.

-No! No! -Let's go.

Here is Hakim Mangalchand's clinic.

Don't worry, dear.

This quack looks like one of those who sell Shilajit.

He can't move his leg.

Okay, so you mean there is no movement in his legs.

None at all.

In the morning when he tried to place one leg above the other, he couldn't.

I had to do it for him.

You see, the movement in his legs has stopped, but his desires haven't.

Tell me, do his legs make any noise?

-No. -What are you saying, Hakim?

Since when did legs start making noise?

Yes, I have heard people making noise while being kicked

when we pass through the police station.

I can hear legs making noise even when not at the police station.

I deal only with legs.

Will he get treated here or will we have to go to Canada?

Why do you need to go to Canada? I even get calls from Canada for treatment.

It isn't anything serious. Don't worry, Mr. Dhillon.

Just tell me where the legs are.

We couldn't get the legs with us.

The question you should be asking is where is my boy.

I only see my target. Fine, I will do it your way.

Tell me where the boy with those legs is.

Jas!

-How are you, Jas? -I am fine, Goldie.

What are you doing still in bed?

I have made arrangements to take Meet to Canada.

Wow, very good.

-You just need to do me a small favor. -Tell me.

If your daddy asks if you cannot move your legs,

then you will have to say yes.

What is this new mess?

Brother, we will dance when I get the visa.

I have convinced Meet to go to Canada to get the legs treated.

Now you mean, one cannot even walk before his family?

How can we let that happen?

I told Daddy in spite of you asking me not to.

He has brought a Hakim with him.

Come in.

Don't worry, son. Hakim will cure them right away.

Yes, I will cure them. But first, ask all women to leave.

Are there ten women standing here? There is just one woman standing here.

Whoever she is, ask her to leave.

Because the treatment is a little out of the box.

She won't be able to tolerate it. Be strong, everything will be fine.

Now listen to me.

Tell me which one of you is the patient.

Him. I mean these legs.

I can even make the mute talk.

I can make the deaf hear. I can make the lame walk.

Now tell me since when are you having this trouble.

This morning. The movement stopped and the legs went numb.

Don't worry, son. He has cured very serious illnesses.

Mr. Dhillon, Goldie cannot be cured using these rustic methods.

You cannot be cured.

-Yes. -Yes, yes. I won't be cured.

Why do you feel scared, my boy?

I agree that the treatment is a little out of the box.

You won't be able to tolerate it.

But I will do it, with guarantee.

Your body might stay back but your legs will start running like Milka Singh.

Then don't complain that the legs were given a ticket for speeding.

Stop explaining the traffic rules, Hakim. Do the work you are here for.

Yes.

Here, can you feel this?

No. No, he can't.

No.

-Now? -No, not at all.

-Now? -Not at all now. No. No!

Hakim, get involved only if you understand the problem,

otherwise be blunt and let us know, we will still pay you.

-Right? -Yes.

I understood.

You don't need to worry. Don't be scared.

If you feel restless, press your tongue under your teeth.

If you feel it, then let me know. Okay?

-Did you feel it? -No. No.

Did you feel it now?

-Jas! -Goldie!

It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt.

It doesn't hurt.

If you can't feel it, then why are you screaming?

It doesn't hurt, but I screamed because of his actions.

Really?

Jas... I think the stand is here.

But you won't leave your stand.

If you cannot feel it, then tell him that you cannot feel it.

-Right? -Yes.

No! No!

Now tell me.

I won't get cured, you may leave.

He is telling you he doesn't want your treatment, you should go.

-Yes. -How is that possible?

I won't let my client go to Canada. I will cure him here.

-Now do you feel it? -No.

There!

-Jas! -Goldie!

Bring your legs forward!

-Bring your legs here! -Goldie.

-I can't! -Tell me if you don't feel it now!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

They will stop working for real now.

They will stop working for real? What do you mean?

He means that they might be temporary gone numb,

but he might end up doing some permanent damage.

-Bloody devil! -He said I am a devil?

I come from a family of Hakims.

He said I am a devil?

Come on, stand up.

Help me! Stop him!

Enough!

Enough!

Wait! Listen to me!

I am fine.

I am cured. I am fine.

Stand up. Stand up.

I am fine. I am fine.

Here. I am crazy for my beloved!

Oh Good Lord! My son is cured!

-My son is cured! -See that!

I even made a man with no legs stand!

Meet, my child!

You husband is absolutely fine. Thank you, God.

Otherwise, people would have taunted me that

his was already not working well in his profession.

Thank you, Daddy, for getting him him treated here.

Otherwise, we would have to leave for Canada immediately.

There is no need to go to Canada.

First let Advocate Dhillon give his son a grand wedding.

Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on, Jatta 2!

Jatta 2!

Meet?

Yes, Daddy?

What's the use of getting his legs treated

if he spends the whole day in bed?

I didn't get it.

When we got married, me and your mother-in-law

didn't stay at home for a whole year.

Whereas you two never go out.

If nothing else, why don't you two go visit our farmhouse?

Okay, Daddy. By the way, our first meeting was also in a farmhouse.

How is he naïve?

-Bye. -See you.

I can't sleep these days, my beloved

I always keep thinking about you

The water of village's well tastes sweet

That's why I keep standing in big queues

That's why I keep standing in big queues

Dear, your kohl is a lethal weapon

Slowly it becomes deadly

Dear, your kohl is a lethal weapon

Slowly it becomes deadly

Your veil is something to watch out for

You have them dyed In so many different colors

Oh, he looks so handsome Like a blushing sun

He dresses so up well

Oh, he looks so handsome Like a blushing sun

He dresses so up well

Oh, he looks so handsome Like a blushing sun

He dresses so up well

I carry a bag of wheat To your village's flour mill

You don't know How out it is in the afternoon

You are always busy with your friends

And here I have blisters on my feet

I keep my moustache twisted sharp for you

I wear golden sandals

I keep my moustache twisted sharp for you

I wear golden sandals

I hold anger for any guy Who tries to gets close to you

I keep them away from you

Oh, he looks so handsome Like a blushing sun

He dresses so up well

Oh, he looks so handsome Like a blushing sun

He dresses so up well

Oh, he looks so handsome

He dresses so up well

-What happened? -What is this?

It keeps evil away.

I am scared of ghosts. This is perfect.

Meet is very scared of ghosts.

This is the only way to get her out of this house.

Don't worry. We will make ghosts dance in this house.

Play such a game that she feels this house is a graveyard.

-Yes. -She is here.

Here's piping hot fritters for you.

What happened? Is something bothering you all?

No.

What's the status of those two dancing ghosts which still haunt this house?

Now don't start saying everything before her.

Why shouldn't I say it before her? After all, she too stays here.

Now she will live here...

-And die here. -What?

Two dancers got ganged because of Mr. Dhillon's mistake.

I mean because of his dad's mistake.

They still come to this house on their death anniversary

so that they can take revenge on Dhillon and his son.

-Is that true? -What are you saying?

Don't worry, Meet. Why are you scaring her with the truth?

Don't tell her about the monthly visits now.

Why shouldn't we?

She is a member of this house. Now she will live here...

And die here.

Actually, he lied about the death anniversary.

They spend the whole month in which they were hanged

dancing in this house like there is some youth festival going on.

-And by this, this is that month. -Yes.

I agree that there are ghosts in this house.

But tell me something, have they hurt anyone in this house?

Didn't the gardener's wife die?

And these ghosts also made your maid disappear.

They died because they used to keep their hair untied.

But Meet...

You leave your hair untied?

You didn't tell me.

You should keep your hair tied.

Meet? Meet?

Jas... Jas, I don't want to stay in this house.

Really? For sure?

For sure?

Meet. Meet.

What did you say? There are ghosts in this house?

Yes, Daddy. I saw them.

Dear, these often scare people so that they don't venture out

and they can steal scooters and bike from outside.

No, Daddy.

Didn't two dancers get hanged because of your mistake?

You can call it my mistake or my carelessness.

I agree they had brought evidence of their innocence to me.

But I misplaced them.

That's why they got away from their family.

I mean they got hanged.

This means what happened to the gardener's wife and the maid is also true.

What is this new nonsense?

Nothing, Daddy. I have decided I won't stay in this house.

I don't understand one thing. You two got married just two days ago.

Your husband doesn't have anything else to tell you

apart from his father's mistakes?

He told me about them because those ghosts are the same two dancers.

That is great.

Those dancers' ghosts ended up in this house who just lost their case recently.

And Parvati Kaur who had lost her heart to me still hasn't showed up.

I call out to her every day. Anyway, these ghosts that you saw,

did you see them before or after you heard about them?

-After. -That's it, I understood everything.

He told you about those dancers.

It stayed in your subconscious mind and hence you saw ghosts.

Now keep one thing in your conscious mind,

there is now such things as ghosts.

Henceforth, forget seeing a ghost.

I challenge you, you won't even dream about them.

Advocate Dhillon wears the black coat for a reason.

Honey...

We will have to teach this Advocate Dhillon a lesson

that the ghosts wear black for a reason.

Brother-in-law...

Daddy! Daddy! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Why don't I shoot...

-Run! Run! -Get them! Get them!

-Come, come... -Ghost...

-Stop -Come on, hit them.

-Go! -Hurry up!

-Come on! -Daddy! Don't shoot!

-Don't shoot! -Stop.

-Don't shoot! -Damn you!

Daddy. Let it be. Leave.

Don't kill them.

They are not ghosts.

They are running away.

Come on.

Daddy! Daddy!

Let me see how far can you run!

-The ghost has run outside. -Stop.

Come on, catch him.

-Catch him. -You can't escape from me today!

Come on, catch from outside.

-Come. Catch. -Coming.

Daddy, let them go.

He will fall down. Leave him.

Go fast from here.

Daddy, let him go.

You go. Come on.

The poor guy is stuck.

Go. Daddy, let him go.

Daddy, don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Hey, stop.

Jas!

If sister-in-law sees the ghost run away like this,

then she will never feel scared of ghosts again.

I don't care if she isn't scared of them anymore.

But the way he is shooting at us I fear that we might become ghosts for real.

Nothing will happen.

Daddy!

You can't escape from me today!

You are addressing them as brothers-in-law?

Why is that hurting your feelings?

Then my sister becomes a witch, doesn't it?

Shut up!

If I knew we would have to run so much,

then I would have made these costumes loose.

My dress is torn from the seat area. Oh God, please save us.

God too must be running for his life.

The advocate fired a few shots towards Him too.

So we don't have that hope either?

Stop it, Daddy.

You will be dead in a few years.

If these ghosts die again,

they will keep haunting us for the rest of our lives.

I won't become a judge after I die.

I too will become a ghost. Then I will see how they enter my house.

-I am sure they are just thieves. -Sir, I am tired. Can I touch you?

You want to touch him even when he is tired?

And they are male ghosts. Why did you have to come with us?

I didn't know that you old men could run so much.

I thought you would return from the next turn.

I'll teach you a lesson.

Daddy, stop. Let them go.

Daddy! Stop it.

-You want to drop them home? -Wait, wait, wait!

One minute.

Jas's purse.

-Daddy, let me explain. -What will you explain?

Do you think I am a fool? I don't know anything?

I told you they are thieves. They stole Jas's purse.

Daddy, I don't know whether or not they are thieves.

But today I learned one thing. You are very intelligent.

See, thieves? Advocate Dhillon wears a black coat for a reason.

Hurray!

See dear, I had told you that there are no such things as ghosts.

-Yes. -They were thieves. They ran away.

You can sleep without any worries. You don't need to leave this house anymore.

Okay, Daddy.

Goldie, should we talk to our families about getting us married

or should we ask someone to talk for us?

Marriage? What's the hurry to get married?

Let us enjoy the romance phase.

We will keep fighting after we get married. So what's the use?

The whole world fights.

There is love in that as well.

You should talk to your family. Don't make excuses.

No, I am not making excuses.

Actually, we did some work at home some time ago. We spent a lot of money.

And we don't want him to spend any either. We will go for court marriage.

No, I am anyway always in coat. And now you want me to marry in court.

I will get one day to be outside and you don't let me do that either?

Then what should I do?

Daddy is looking for prospective matches for me.

What should I tell him?

You should keep making excuses and keep rejecting the boys.

Okay then, I will marry the boy Daddy selects for me.

I won't let that happen.

Look, you know that I cannot live without you.

At least let me gather some money.

We've attended so many weddings.

We will have to feed a few people too. Don't you think?

Daddy!

Why did you let go of her hand? Did I ask you to?

I just came to ask, how long has this been going on?

Daddy, since you got arrested.

Thank you, God.

I was worried about only one thing when I was in prison.

That my daughter is all alone outside.

But I feel relieved now.

That he is with you.

-Dear. -Yes, Daddy.

If I knew about this then I would have spent a few more months inside.

Son, does Mr. Dhillon know about this?

That you were looking after my daughter along with my case?

No, don't tell Daddy.

Why? Are you still a kid? You have to get married some day.

Son, if you want to go around, I have a car for that.

My daughter is someone you are supposed to get married to.

-Don't go around with her. -No.

-Let's go and talk to Mr. Dhillon. -I...

Uncle! Uncle! I spoke to Daljeet.

Let me gather some money for the wedding.

Oh no, why do you need money?

We will go for cheap catering.

And the money you have to give to cut the ribbon and for hiding the shoes

we will keep some of it and return the rest to you.

-Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! -Uncle! Uncle!

I will talk to him as soon as I can. I swear, I will talk to him, Daljeet.

Mr. Dhillon!

Mr. Dhillon!

Hello, Mr. Dhillon.

Billu? What are you doing here?

Billu has not come alone, a daughter's father is here today.

Then call him as well.

I am that daughter's father, sir.

Have a seat.

-Who is he? -My girlfriend's father.

So, tell me.

Well, I have here for my daughter's marriage.

But I am not a matchmaker. Albeit, I do break matches.

If I get a divorce case.

You didn't get me.

I have come here to seek your son's hand for my daughter.

Damn, just because his son has two hands

it doesn't mean he can give his hands to two different people.

What is he trying to say? I don't understand.

He means to say that my son is already married.

So we are really very sorry.

What are you blabbering in English?

Sir, your son loves my daughter.

One inside and one outside?

That's bad.

You must be mistaken. He must love her as a client.

Since when did you start loving your clients?

That too like this. While holding hands like this.

What nonsense are you talking about a married man?

Your son is doing all this and I cannot even talk about it?

What are you saying?

One man cannot lose his interest from his first wife so soon,

so how can he show interest in another woman?

Some are like revolving gates, they entertain many at ones, brother-in-law.

First wife, second woman, what are you talking about?

I am telling you that your son promised my daughter

that he would get married to her.

Brother, your daughter must be mistaken.

Please reconfirm with her whether he's the same boy.

I told you, I saw them holding hands.

My son is so naïve that I have never seen him holding his wife's hands.

That's enough.

Now will you leave on your own or should I throw you out?

Well done. Well done.

This is how you educated lot behaves.

I think you are wearing this black coat by bribing them with grams.

-What do you mean? -Let me explain.

When we were school children,

many boys bribed giving corn, jaggery, peanuts to pass the exams.

So I mean, you too bribed them with grams and wore this black coat.

I'll uproot you if you utter another word.

How will you remove my roots, I have already removed them.

-Here, have a look. -Back off.

But you will see if anything wrong happens with my daughter.

If your son is married, then I won't spare any of you.

What have I done?

I am not going to do anything to you, brother.

I will see you two father and son in court.

You can see us. We are always in coat.

Fine then, it won't take me long to drag you from your chamber to the court.

Yes!

Billu Bansal?

Yes, sir?

Take your box with you.

Think over it.

-Out! -Not out!

Brother-in-law, you should have at least accepted the box.

Shut up!

You got cussed instead of getting sweets.

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have. He is neither fair nor dark!

Brother-in-law!

We are in trouble, Jas.

If matters exaggerate, then I won't lose anything

and you won't be left with anything.

If God is merciful, even the matchmaker won't be left with anything.

Don't cry, Daljeet. It is a lie.

What is a lie?

I heard your father say that you are married.

Forget believe in him. Do I look married to you?

I don't look married either, do I?

No, you have a daughter standing there as a proof.

Sit down, dear. Now do I look as married?

Forget it, what are we talking about?

Why don't you tell him the truth? Why are you feeling shy?

-Actually, his father has lost his mind. -What?

Try to understand. It will still stay in the family. He won't tell anyone.

-Yes. -Yes.

He has lost his mind? How so?

Well, he says anything to anyone without a thought.

You too should contribute, I can't always know everything.

Yes. He thinks it is true even though it is not true.

Like yesterday he brought the polio drops administrator home

because he wanted Goldie's child to get polio drops.

They searched the whole house but couldn't find his child.

They gave him the drops and said give them when you find them.

Yes.

If Mr. Dhillon is facing so many problems,

then why didn't you take him to a doctor?

-We have taken him to a doctor. -Yes.

The doctor told us to take him to someone more learned.

Yes, then we took him to an elder

and he said to take him to someone more experienced.

-Fine, then I will go and have a look. -Do you think you are very experienced?

I mean they will handle the doctors. Why do you need to worry?

-It's true. -Yes.

Honestly speaking, after meeting him I too felt

as if he has lost his mind a little.

He thinks so too.

What will I tell others?

My elder daughter is married in Khanna

and my younger daughter is in a mental asylum.

Dear, will you be able to adjust in such a crazy family?

Yes, Daddy. I will.

But he slapped him and threw him out...

I don't get slapped by anyone.

I run away before that.

Fine. Anyhow, he insulted you... Goldie, he serves an apology for that.

It's okay, dear.

You cannot complain about a squeaking bed and crazy men.

Let it be.

You should just get them under control at the right them.

So? What brings you here today?

I heard someone open the latch once again today.

I had come to check that.

People almost stop hearing at your age.

And your hearing keeps on getting better.

I am the owner of this house.

I have to keep my ears open to keep the thieves away.

Those who have to steal, they steal and leave.

They don't perform rehearsals.

Like they came yesterday and then today as well.

Come to the point, what are you trying to say.

The same that you wish to do.

Here, I fold my hands in front of you.

Before any of the neighbors sees this, you should take her inside.

I'll slap you. You have a dirty mind.

What is wrong today, sir?

What could have happened? I heard someone open the latch so I came out.

He says that I have come to meet you.

I am making a humble request to you.

Whether the gate opens or a bomb blasts, you should not come out.

The way he yells, you will stop getting cases

and it will affect the offers I get to work elsewhere.

You are working over here, day and night.

And yet you seek more work?

You always had a dirty mind.

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have. He is neither fair nor dark!

I feel like killing him right here.

-I'll slap you! -Sir!

-Shut up! -Brother-in-law!

Oh God, this scoundrel will make me infamous while I'm asleep.

Hello, Mr. Dhillon.

Oh, damn, he is back.

They way he keeps frequenting our house he looks more of a salesman

-than the father of the bride. -What do you mean?

He means if you don't marry his daughter soon,

he will have his daughter delivered here. That's how eager he is.

I would have easily gotten married. You two got me into this mess!

Hello, Mr. Dhillon.

You are back?

I heard that you aren't well.

That's why I came to enquire about your health.

Why? Did I get a caesarean done that you came to enquire about my health?

Why did you come empty-handed?

You should have brought some fruits or flowers with you.

Sir, I don't know which fruit would suit you.

By the way, there is a stall selling sugarcane outside.

Shall I get some sugarcane juice for you? Or you can eat sugarcane too.

You are joking with Advocate Dhillon?

You got bail for the first case. You won't get bail in this one.

What kind of an illness is this?

You remember all the cases, but you don't remember

whether or not your son is married.

Which dog says that my son is single?

Forget these things.

Tell me, how are you feeling now?

I was feeling alright until now.

But you will surely make me mentally ill.

I don't understand who told you that my son is still single.

-Your son told me. -Fine.

Now my son will clear everything.

Wait right here. Don't move.

-Goldie! -Not everyone is crazy.

-Oh, damn! -Oh, double damn!

Yes, Daddy? Yes?

What is this new mess?

-What happened, Δaddy? -First, take care of the first one.

Υou can embrace the other one later.

-The other one? What do you mean? -Your Billu...

He wants to force Advocate Dhillon to get his son married to his daughter.

Daddy, why do you believe that lunatic?

-He has lost his mind. -He has lost his mind?

Daddy, since his case went to court

he is unable to get his daughter married.

Due to this mental stress, he keeps wandering to get his daughter married.

Does he always have to wander and come back to our doorstep?

You should tackle this with love.

When he gets angry, you should agree with him and hug him.

He anger subsides.

Now we have to tackle old men like we tackle kids?

Be grateful, you sometimes also have to change their diapers.

No. I will somehow give him a hug.

Yes.

You are back?

You told me that Dhillon is unwell.

That's why I came to enquire about his health.

When even the doctor doesn't come back to ask him

whether he is dead or alive after giving him a few meds,

you actually dared to come and ask him how he's doing?

Really? Is he really so far gone?

Then he can also hurt someone.

You should do this then. Put a warning outside.

There is a mental patient staying in this house.

I thought Goldie's father is the only one who has lost his mind.

But I think his father-in-law has lost his mind too.

Who writes that outside his house?

Then do one thing.

Hang a moving board outside which has Dhillon written on it.

It will be a hint to the smart ones.

The more you argue with him the crazier he will get.

He also bites people.

-Blow over it. -I am talking to you.

I shouldn't even ask him to blow over it?

He will blow you out. We sometimes have to hit him to calm him down.

I would have killed him if I didn't want my daughter to marry into this family.

-He is here. -Give me something to hit him with.

-You said we have to sometimes hit him. -Use this paperweight for the time being.

Otherwise, throw flowers at him. Along with the flowerpot.

Mr. Billu, here's my son.

Let's sit and talk and clear everything out.

Everything is clear to me, Mr. Dhillon.

You should ask him.

Daddy, forget it. Why repeat the same thing over and over again?

Son, then you should tell him that you aren't married. You are still single.

Mr. Dhillon, does it matter whether he is married or single?

You should go inside, take a blanket and rest.

I don't need rest.

Albeit, you surely do need it.

Let's go inside and rest together.

I am absolutely set.

I know how set you are.

Mr. Billu, wandering around won't help.

If you want your daughter to get married,

then you should stop doing such things

-or she'll never get married anywhere. -Why anywhere?

I will get my daughter married into this family.

You should get well first.

Goldie, if you want your father not to lose his mind for real,

you should have ask not to come here. Otherwise, I will be his worst enemy.

Why? Do you kill someone every day before you go to bed?

I don't have the stamina to argue with him.

You should send away such lunatics.

I am keeping quiet because of him.

Otherwise, I would tell you who is lunatic.

Why are you keeping quiet? Just say it.

Stop it, Uncle. We are not here to fight.

No, who is fighting? He is going to be my relative.

Hey, Mr. So Called Relative!

The truth is that since were released from prison

you are unable to get your daughter married.

And hence, you have lost your mind. Get yourself treated, Bansal.

-What did you say? -Should I repeat myself?

Uncle, the stone you are holding, you won't use it?

Here you go.

-I said you won't use it! -I understood.

-He is getting worse, Daddy. Run. -Why do you need to run?

Are we dead? Uncle, we told you not to use the stone.

Now don't use the flowerpot kept here.

-Yes, Uncle. Don't hit with the flowerpot. -Daddy, run!

Stop!

Don't.

Uncle, you couldn't even hold the pot. Thank God!

Now... Now we won't let him get the bat!

-Which? -It's kept there.

-Uncle, I won't give you this bat! -Yes, we won't.

-Just keep instructing me. -Don't hit him! Don't hit him!

-Hit! Don't! -Stay away!

Hit! Hit! Hit!

Oh no, he is beating up brother-in-law.

Hey! Don't you dare touch my brother-in-law!

Otherwise, I will hurt you with flathead pins.

I will teach you a lesson. You will bleed from puncture wounds.

Now don't have fun while hitting him.

Hello, police? Someone is hitting my brother-in-law.

Scoundrels, do you want my father dead?

-Daddy, just hug him and end the matter. -Yes.

-Yes! -He is fine! He is fine!

Mr. Billu! Mr. Billu! I now understand! You are right. You are right.

Now he agreed.

Boys, your treatment was absolutely right.

Mr. Dhillon, when should I come back?

You can come after I recover from these injuries.

Mr. Dhillon, I apologize for this treatment.

But I cannot help it.

This is the treatment the doctor has suggested.

You feel the difference, don't you?

I think so.

-Okay. -Okay, bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

Forget it. I think they stopped fighting.

I don't know what to do. He comes here every day to get his daughter married.

-Sir, you should sell this bungalow. -He will find the new address too.

Mr. Dhillon, I have an idea by which you can get rid of him.

-Say that Goldie has committed rape. -This is not right.

Or say that Goldie got raped.

For God's sake, just stick to paying the rent on time.

Don't give me any advices.

God, I had made a lot of mistakes because of bad company.

Please save me. I won't do such a thing ever again.

Don't worry. We will do something.

Hail to God!

Goldie, there is a solution to this problem.

Listen...

What's the solution?

Tell me.

Should I tell you in private?

You are elder to them.

You should talk like this inside God's abode.

I made a mistake.

You embarrassed me in God's abode.

This was the only place I had never been embarrassed.

You embarrassed me here as well. Why don't you two leave me alone?

What is the solution you were suggesting?

We can escape this mess if I get married to Billu Bansal's wife.

-What are you saying? -Just in your daddy's eyes.

Yes.

Fine, but what if we still get into a mess?

If we get into a mess, then we will ask God to help us.

Then why wait?

God, save us if we mess things up. Please help us.

-What's this? -Sweets made from milk.

I mean Khushi (happiness)?

I couldn't go to Khushiram, so I brought it from a local confectioner.

I mean, what's the happy occasion?

Oh, okay.

You know Billu Bansal, Jas is getting married to his daughter.

Thank you, God.

Now he will leave my son alone. He is such an adamant person,

he is finally getting his daughter married to someone who lives here.

Billu Bansal is like the customer

who entered the confectionery for one sweet and came back with another.

Forget it, Daddy. Why should we care?

He can leave the shop with whatever he wants.

Right, I am very happy today.

Daddy, I had a request.

You know that Jas doesn't have a family.

If you could perform all the responsibility

as a father during the wedding?

Brother-in-law is regretting being your father,

you want him to be the tenant's father as well?

-He is my friend. -Then keep him your friend.

Why are you making brother-in-law his mother's friend?

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have. He is neither fair nor dark!

-Troublesome! -I will slap you!

-Daddy! -You are jealous because you are surprised

-that I can be a father again at this age. -Yes.

Tell Jas that I can arrange for a mother too if he wants.

I will die, I will get ruined, I will be doomed...

But I won't let another sister enter this house.

Let him blabber, you arrange for the other one.

Okay.

I mean, ask Jas to prepare for his wedding.

I don't understand why you got married to his sister!

You are joking with me? I am your mother's brother!

And I am his father.

Brother-in-law!

Mr. Billu, forget what happened in the past.

Congratulations on your daughter's wedding.

Mr. Dhillon, congratulations on your son's wedding.

Wait, I am his temporary father.

I am here only to do the duties of a father.

Fine then, let's go back to duties.

Mr. Dhillon, I spent a lot of money for this wedding.

Your son told me to spend lavishly at the wedding.

He will get me half the money from his father.

I am here only to perform the duties.

I didn't come here to become a pauper.

I've never even collected as much rent money from him

as you want me to spend on his wedding.

Calm down, Mr. Dhillon.

A daughter's helpless father is pleading with you.

I can serve the guests.

But it won't be right if I start hitting you here.

People will say that you were asking for dowry.

That's why he is getting beaten up.

I think the matter is getting serious.

It was fine when it was happening at home.

We will lose our reputation if father gets beaten up publicly.

What reputation do you have that you will lose?

Before more reputation gets on stake,

end this quickly and start singing already.

I had dedicated my life to love

I had accepted my faith

I couldn't just leave

I had exchanged rings with love

I have had a few drinks that were too neat

And I am high on love fever

I have had a few drinks that were too neat

And I am high on love fever

Don't be stubborn Fear the world

Don't cause trouble

Let's play peppy songs

Let's hold each other's hands And dance to the beats

Let's play peppy songs

Let's hold each other's hands And dance to the beats

Let's play peppy songs

Let's hold each other's hands And dance to the beats

Your wheatish complexion allured me

You made me lost my mind in no time

Your wheatish complexion allured me

You made me lost my mind in no time

You are a drunkard

That's why you are creating a scene

What have I gotten myself into?

Let's play peppy songs

Let's hold each other's hands And dance to the beats

Let's play peppy songs

Let's hold each other's hands And dance to the beats

I have had a few drinks that were too neat

And I am high on love fever

I feel like eloping with you

I should always treasure you

I feel like eloping with you

I should always treasure you

You spell trouble, always ready to rumble

Why should I trust you?

Let's play peppy songs

Let's hold each other's hands And dance to the beats

Let's play peppy songs

Let's hold each other's hands And dance to the beats

I have had a few drinks that were too neat

And I am high on love fever

Who is it? Who is it?

Who is it?

I am doomed! I am doomed!

Why didn't I die before seeing all this?

Sister, in spite of being in heaven, you got ruined!

-Tony, let me explain. -I told you,

you should keep the neighborhood in mind and call her inside!

It is not so. You are getting it all wrong.

I slipped and fell on top of her.

Sir, if you had to fall, you could have done so here or there.

Why did make me fall with you?

I complain to my mother!

She would have given birth to a girl instead of me.

I would be your sister-in-law and keep you entertained.

You would at least not go for her!

-Don't stop me today. I want to jump. -No! Don't, Channo!

-I want to jump! Let me go! -No, Channo! You won't die alone today.

If you die, then I too will die with you.

Don't die together. One person should die a little later.

If sister sees you two together up there, then she won't spare you.

What are you doing here? What's the commotion about?

Why don't you let me and my wife Meet sleep?

What happened here?

What do I say? Nothing happened.

Why are you lying, brother-in-law?

A lot would have happened if I hadn't showed up.

You keep saying disgusting things to each other.

-Why aren't you telling me? -I will tell you.

Both your son and your daddy's son will go to school together.

Disgusting! Daddy, really?

He is lying.

No one lies without a reason. I can see the truth in his words.

You too are siding him now?

Siding? What are we playing here now?

You two will be the death of me. I won't survive today.

Channo, do you like my father?

Forget about them. What if I find someone like him for you?

-Sir? -Now I will die for sure.

Daddy, please don't die. Channo is yours! Channo is yours!

Oh God, how do I explain it to you?

Someone opens this gate every day. I just come to check that.

And my brother-in-law wants to ruin my reputation.

Uncle, believe it or not, I think he is telling the truth.

Why do I care? If this honest person gets naughty,

your property will get divided into two.

Look at this, Parvati Kaur!

Parvati Kaur would have hit you if she could see this!

Instead of finding the person who opens the latch every day

he is drawing the attention to something completely different.

Daddy, does Uncle open the latch and run away in order to defame you?

-Hey! -Why would I do that?

Sir, I suggest that we should remove this gate.

If there is no gate, there will be no open latch to worry about.

It is decided! I will keep an eye on brother-in-law.

-I will sleep with him. -You stink.

And the maid doesn't stink?

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have. He is neither fair nor dark!

-He has a monkey face! -I will slap you!

-Sir! -Shut up!

Brother-in-law!

Channo, you too go to sleep.

I won't sleep. I am scared to go to sleep.

You don't need to feel scared. Go to sleep without any worries.

And I suggest you should keep the latch open and go to sleep.

If there is no noise, no one will come here.

Come on, Channo, go to sleep. Lie down.

I suggest you cover your face and sleep. I still have a lot to do.

Go to sleep already. Cover your face and lie down.

Cover your face and sleep.

Sleep. Good. Go to sleep. Oh sorry.

Go to sleep. Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

-Britishers! -Quit India!

Say it from inside. Louder! Feel it.

My life has become dramatic because of this idiot.

Why do you worry? No one caught you.

You managed to escape.

Should we wait to get caught?

Get the Britishers' uniforms ironed. They are all wrinkled.

Mr. Revolutionary, stand up and rehearse.

We didn't get freedom through Whatsapp. Go.

So, why didn't you guys leave? What are you still doing here?

We don't know where to go.

You leave the house, I will show you the way.

Since Meet doesn't agree to go to Canada,

why don't you take her to someone else's house?

That is not possible, brother.

Father-in-law and daughter-in-law get along so well.

She says how can we leave Daddy alone at this age?

So Mr. Goldie, if they didn't get along, you wouldn't be in trouble.

-So this is your father's fault. -Yes, now blame my father for everything.

My father and I have become your scapegoats.

You are fooling one of us knowingly and the other unknowingly.

Heed my advice, brother.

Try causing a rift between the daughter-in-law and the father-in-law.

You can blame me if Meet still wants to stay in that house.

Of course, as if they will fight like a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

The way we are in trouble, we can make anyone fight for our benefit.

I will instigate Meet. You start instigating your father.

-What do you mean? -I mean, lift and fire Daddy up.

I have already lifted him high enough because of you two.

Now I fear that any higher, and he will be with Mommy.

Hey, you idlers, either go and do some work,

or come on the stage and help me. I am short two Britishers.

What are you saying?

We should sell the property we have in Canada?

Yes, Daddy said that what's Meet's is mine.

We should sell everything and invest in India. We will reap the benefits.

Daddy is that greedy?

When he didn't spare his in-laws, then how will he spare mine?

-How so? -My mother belonged to a rich family.

My father made them paupers.

I caught my uncle begging twice.

That's nothing. When my grandma was pregnant with my father,

people say she was actually carrying twins.

But fearing that he will have to share the property with him,

Daddy killed my uncle in her womb.

-Only uncle's dead body came out. -What nonsense!

I am so fed up with this person that I can say nonsense.

He asked for dowry during our wedding as well, didn't he?

Of course. But you didn't give any.

So he is trying to get it now.

I say we should sell everything and shut him up once and for all.

I will make him shut up.

That is not possible.

-Meet can never say such a thing. -Do you think I am lying then?

She told me to sell everything and go to Canada with her.

And I should go to an old-age home?

You dye your hair. They won't keep you. Think about where you will stay.

Don't ask me that question.

Ask your wife who keeps giving you such bad advice.

You are the one encouraging her. Meet, my child. Meet, my dear.

She just said, "We will go to Canada. What will he do with such a big bungalow?

In a year, he won't even be able to walk around the house."

Why? I will get arthritis next year?

Not arthritis, she has thought of something worse.

Why do you want her to curse you?

And God always listens to a beautiful woman.

What do you think? Shall I call the real estate agent?

Look, Parvati Kaur, after you left, I didn't even sell scrap.

Because your memories were linked to that as well.

And your disgusting son wants to sell the bungalow

because his wife has asked him to do so.

You can do that long-distance call later. First, handle this local call.

Tell me, what should I tell her?

Tell her to stop dreaming about selling this bungalow.

I have already told her that.

She said, "I will handle the old man. I will not do any work for him."

Meet isn't that bad that she would refuse to do any work.

Daddy, please ask for tea.

Meet!

Meet, my child!

Dear, please make tea for us.

I am talking to you. Make tea for us.

I am reading a novel. Cruel father. You can make it yourself.

What have I said that you are refusing to even make tea for me?

You don't know what happened?

You have grown old now. What will you do with so many properties?

Where will I stay, in a Gurudwara?

A person with such a filthy heart shouldn't even go to a Gurudwara.

See, she has started showing her true colors.

What is wrong, Mr. Dhillon? Your daughter-in-law was quite rude.

How does it concern you? It is our personal matter. We will handle it.

I was just being sympathetic. You got insulted in front of me.

Then I should too. He got insulted in front of me as well.

Shut up. First, tell me, whose side are you on? Your wife's or mine?

I have spent all my life with you.

Now let me spend some time with her too.

You'll lose your house, but you will at least get a chance to be a grandpa.

You will stay with her, but who will I stay with at this age?

You should sleep in your office.

As if you mother had laid a bed for me there to sleep on.

Forget it, I won't let you sell the property.

There's a reason why Advocate Dhillon wears a black coat.

If she acts herself, then you will lose both your coat and your knickers.

An ungrateful, useless child! How can anyone feel any pride?

You...!

Meet! Meet! How can anyone be so greedy?

-What kind of a father is he? -What happened now?

He told me to stop supporting my wife and support him instead.

Tell me, will he act so cheap because we didn't give him our property?

Here I am, wondering

if I was too rude to him yesterday. I should go and apologize to him.

I don't want to stay at such a man's house anymore.

I've been telling you for so long that we should move to Canada.

But it will take time to get Canadian visa.

I don't want to stay here that long. Take me away from here.

-For sure? -Yes.

Let's go and stay at my uncle's house.

No, he can find us at Uncle's house.

He might even cheat you into signing the property papers.

Jas, take me to a place where he cannot find us.

I don't want to see that person's face.

Don't worry. I will take you to a place

that he'll forever miss his daughter-in-law.

Oh, damn. What is this that I am seeing!

Thank you, Jas. You are standing with me in such a situation.

I will go tell Goldie!

Goldie! Goldie! Goldie!

Goldie, you have lost everything!

Why are you shouting, Uncle? What do I have that I can lose?

You had a lot, but not anymore. Come with me, I will show you.

-Uncle, at least tell me what's wrong. -Come with me.

Look. Why are you looking at me?

Look over there, you idiot, see what your wife is up to.

I love you, Jas.

I love you too.

What is wrong? Nothing is wrong.

-This is nothing? -She just said I love you.

Anyone can say I love you. She didn't hug him.

There, she hugged him. Now tell me.

Uncle, she loves him like he is my brother. You are old fashioned.

I am not old, you are old.

That's why she is going to someone new.

Her heart is clean.

If she had any bad intentions, then she would have drawn the curtains.

-Look over there! -Why are you looking over there, Uncle?

I think you have more filth in your mind than my friend does.

You have gone mad. You got ruined.

How can I get ruined? My wife got ruined.

Still, you are the one who got ruined.

-I'll go and tell your father. -Uncle! Uncle! You won't go anywhere.

Why are you trying to say? That my friend betrayed me?

Maybe he did. So, what's the big deal?

It is possible that my wife wishes to have an affair.

Good that the matters stayed inside the house.

We should be grateful to Jas.

Once Jas lets my wife go, I shall worship him.

I will slap you! If my sister was alive, she would have died again.

-Brother-in-law! -Uncle!

-Brother-in-law! -Uncle!

-Jas! Jas! -What happened?

Just because she is your wife,

you will romance with her without drawing the curtains?

-What happened? -Uncle saw you romancing Meet!

You should run away if you want to live.

Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!

-Brother-in-law! -What is it now?

Your daughter-in-law disgraced us.

-She is hugging our tenant. -You never bring any good news.

I saw them doing this.

Back off! If there is any truth in what you are saying,

then I shall kill them both!

-Goldie! -What will you tell Goldie?

He too saw them together! He is okay with it.

-What nonsense! -He said this is common

between a sister-in-law and her husband's younger brother.

-Look, Parvati Kaur! -Forget my dead sister.

Stop the brother-in-law who is going crazy down here.

How can I stop them when my son son has given them the green light?

Now Advocate Dhillon will be like an Express Train.

He will live his life like he wants.

He will also do what he hadn't done so far! Get out of my way!

Brother-in-law! If both of you derail, who will get you back on the track.

-Hey! Where are you taking Meet? -Jas.

Wait!

He is taking my daughter-in-law!

Channo, keep the scooter running. Keep it running.

-Why? -I want to ride it.

At least let me get the vegetables.

Forget the damn vegetables, we won't be cooking anything for the next two days.

-What is this? -Goldie's wife ran away.

Brother-in-law, wait! Stop!

Stop or we will be ruined.

Damn! Double damn!

Daljeet!

What is it, Uncle?

-Your husband is having an affair. -What are you saying?

-Your husband's having an affair with Meet. -What are you saying?

Your husband is having an affair with Meet.

Why don't you understand? They were hugging each other.

Oh God!

Because of that, my brother-in-law ran away with our maid.

-Come on! -Wait, I am coming!

-Goldie! -Damn you, Uncle!

-I won't let you run away. -I am not running.

-I am on a bike. -I won't let you go on a bike either.

-Wait, I'll teach you a lesson. -Uncle, I am not running.

-I will also come along with you. -Stop! Where are you going?

-Goldie! -I won't let you go!

Listen! Goldie! Goldie!

Daddy!

-What is wrong, dear? -I got ruined, Daddy.

Goldie was hugging the tenant's wife.

Don't cry, dear.

Come on, we will talk to Goldie's father.

What will you tell him? He too ran away with the maid.

Hop on, dear. We will catch them.

Wait, let me lock the house.

Why do you need to lock it now? What's left to lose anyway?

Get in or it will be too late. Hurry up.

Daddy, wait.

Jas, the whole jingbang is following you.

Daddy is making so many people follow us because of the property.

He doesn't spare anyone on the streets either.

Daddy even charges the garbage collector to collect it.

He charges him 600 rupees a month.

Disgusting.

Sir, please drive slowly. I am feeling scared.

Don't worry, Channo. I won't let you fall.

If you're feeling very scared, then hold on to me tight.

-It will also keep me safe. -Okay, sir.

Brother-in-law! On the road! She is hugging him on the road now!

Uncle, Daddy and Channo cannot stay in this house anymore.

And what about your wife? She was hugging our tenant.

What will we do about her?

What will we do? The tenant will take care of it.

-Let him elope with her. -I will slap you.

Daddy, please don't tell any of our relatives

that I married into a crazy family.

What do I tell you, dear?

My relatives already say

that only crazy people would accept your daughter.

One, two, three, four...

Carry on, Jatta 2!

Carry on, Jatta 2!

-Carry on, Jatta 2! -Daddy! Daddy, wait.

Carry on, Jatta 2!

Jatta 2!

Jas, daddy is still following us.

Meet, we will have to hide.

Jas, they will find us here.

Honey has his play here today. I am sure no one will come here.

Come with me.

-Britishers! -Quit India!

I won't!

-Happy, act like a foreigner! -I won't!

That's Jas's motorcycle.

He must be here somewhere.

Oh God, he has brought your daughter-in-law to such an isolated place.

It doesn't suit you to say such things about my daughter-in-law.

Sorry.

He has eloped with your daughter-in-law to such a beautiful place.

-Is that fine? -I don't know.

Sir!

They came here as well. Hide quickly, Meet.

Jas, they will find us over here. Let's go somewhere else.

Come with me. Honey! Dhillon has seen Meet and me together.

What are you saying? I am your wife. Tell him the truth.

Mr. Dhillon wants Meet's property.

My patriot friends,

we should first concentrate getting our country independence.

Brother, this is a very tough situation for us. What are you doing?

-Everybody is watching. -Try to understand!

Is this a play?

So my patriot friends, what you can do is,

you can wait behind this red fort.

We will meet in one hour.

No, my patriot brother. We don't have an hour.

These Englishmen sent a force called Dhillon after us.

What are you saying?

Meet, first the Moghuls and then the Englishmen.

They have always hated lovers.

So, we won't let ruin their revolution. Act.

-So patriots... -Over here.

So patriots, save these two lovers. I request you, please.

-There they are. -Tell me, sir.

Don't you have any shame? You are running away with my daughter-in-law!

Look, the Dhillon force sent by the Englishmen is here as well.

Let me go!

How can we let go of you when you did let go of our daughter-in-law?

Sir, don't you think they have deviated from the topic of the play?

It might come back to the point eventually.

What are you doing, Daddy?

You are the one who is wrong and you are blaming us?

Well done. Just because I want my property, you will do all this?

What else could we do? You left us no option.

You are siding with the Englishmen for a few pounds? Disgusting.

I regret you being born.

Damn you, you have slathered my face with saliva.

When can we sit with the Queen?

You want to sit with the Queen now?

Our family is getting ruined here

and you are worried about being with the Queen?

Mr. Dhillon, you will ruin my play.

Then let it get ruined. You found us a wrong match.

Sir, we should first get him arrested.

Mr. Dhillon, you better keep Channo in control.

We are in the middle of my play. S.S.P. is sitting right in front of us.

-Let him! -Sir!

Sorry, sir. They are all cheats.

-Yes, yes, yes. -Come, patriot Goldie, take them away.

These traitors have sold their souls.

They are interrupting our fight for freedom.

Daddy, what are you doing over here? Let's go home.

-Everyone is watching us. -Let them watch!

Police is also here.

They should know that the boy's family is right

and the girl is not good at all.

Why are you publicly ruining someone's daughter?

Be generous. Say this and let go of the hand.

Go, Simran!

Live your life as you please.

Let her catch whatever she wants then, a train or a bus.

I will slap each and every one of you.

Did you get married to let her run away with Jas?

Have you lost your mind, Daddy? What are you saying?

Meet, there is no father or son over here.

They are traitors and we are patriots.

Patriots, do you want to free India or not?

Not so soon. We should first kill our leader using a gun or sticks.

Forget it.

A respectable man can die by mere taunts.

Sticks won't do him any harm. Use swords!

Attack! Attack!

Yes, hit me! Kill me, whatever you want!

S.S.P., you should take down my complaint right now.

He ran away with my daughter-in-law.

Why does this character keep calling out to me?

Sir, just like singers interact with people while singing,

I think they have started doing the same in the plays as well.

Okay, okay.

I ran away with my husband. What crime have I committed?

He is your husband.

Daddy, you have lost your mind.

I am not married to him. I am married to your son.

And he isn't my son.

-Tony, you tell her, is he my son? -How should I know? Do a DNA test.

Your sister died right in front of you. From where did I get another son?

Brother-in-law, my sister is dead, but you are still alive.

Get lost. Why aren't you saying anything?

Can't you tell her who is my son?

Why are you embarrassing us in front of everyone?

Let's go home and talk. Let's go.

First tell her, who is my son, he or you?

What are you saying? We are all your children.

-He too is your child. -Talk about yourself!

-Why did you run away with Channo? -Answer him!

Then here you go! I didn't elope with her.

-But now I will elope with her for sure. -No!

-Try it! -No!

-He's a very good actor. -Yes.

He should act in movies.

If you didn't like us together then why did you get us married?

-I didn't get you two married! -What are you saying?

Didn't you go with me and Honey to Meet's house

to fix Meet's marriage?

I had gone to fix it with Goldie!

Okay, then why didn't Goldie go with you?

You were the one who told me that if he came along,

then we will never be able to fix this marriage.

-Enough! Don't say Meet married him. -Did she get married to you?

She got married to him and is now having an affair with him.

Now I get it!

Sir, the noise of the gate every night...

She must be the one going up and down.

And we were the ones who got defamed.

Characterless Dhillon!

I feel ashamed to call you my daughter's father-in-law.

-Who's her father-in-law? -You are.

If you say that again, then I will get you right here.

You think you can get me?

You have a lot to lose.

-Sir... -Stop your nonsense.

I am regretting going to your house, Daddy.

First of all, stop callin me Daddy.

Why? Doesn't Goldie call you Daddy?

He is bound to say it. Why should you say it?

-What? -It's okay, dear.

-You can call him father-in-law instead. -Why would she call me father-in-law?

She got married to my tenant.

Daddy, that's what they are saying too. She is married to Goldie.

She is married to my tenant and you say she is married to him.

What is wrong with you, Daddy?

You say the right things, but you are pointing out the wrong people.

Doesn't he pay you any rent?

He doesn't.

-Goldie, why don't you pay him rent? -That...

Yes, why don't you, brother?

Don't address your husband as brother!

-Disgusting. -There you go! Good news.

We are interested in leaving India before 1947.

Would anyone come forward to talk?

All of us are standing in the front. How much more ahead do you want us to go?

They are already standing in front.

Think of something to send them back instead.

First, you handle your issues with us.

We want to give you independence and return to England before the day ends.

-You can take care of this lunatic later. -He too knows, brother-in-law.

Crazy!

-Who did you address as lunatic? -You. Who else could he say it to?

Damn you! You...!

You can take care of him later.

First you should answer my question.

Why shouldn't she address you as father-in-law?

That's because she isn't married to my son.

Okay, then who is she married to?

She is married to him.

Enough, enough, enough.

Now everything will get cleared in no time.

Where do they sleep at night?

Your daughter sleeps with Jas and Meet sleeps with Goldie.

-What! -What!

Mr. Billu, don't hit him with a stick.

-Jas, come on! -Don't hit him with a stick!

-Stick! -Someone save this play!

-Stick! -You still need to pay us!

Don't do anything to sir.

The actors are doing real actions.

Don't do anything to sir. You can hurt my leg if you want to.

Hit her.

Listen to me!

Stop! Don't hit.

How is this our fight for independence?

I don't know, sir. We weren't born back then...

Right. It must have happened somewhere, that's why they are showing it to us.

-Yes. -You rascal.

Enough!

My friends, our revolt against the British has ended.

To celebrate our victory,

I present to you the beauty queen,

the dazzling, young damsel, Kulwati!

Touch me a little

Come, kiss me a little

Come, hold me a little

Come, a little

Touch me a little

Come, kiss me a little

Come, hold me a little

Come, a little

In this world Without you, my love, I am restless

In this world Without you, my love, I am restless

Touch me a little

Come, kiss me a little

Come, hold me a little

Come, a little

Touch me a little

Come, kiss me a little

Come, hold me a little

Come, a little

In this world Without you, my love, I am restless

In this world Without you, my love, I am restless

Thank you, brother. Thank you very much. You saved my honor.

Shame on you.

Strangers have beaten your father black and blue

and there you are dancing like a woman?

I am angrier with Parvati Kaur than I am with you.

Other mothers give birth to warriors

and you gave birth to a drag queen dancer for me?

Earlier I was adamantly saying that Jas isn't my son.

Now I will also say that you aren't my son either.

The illness has taken over his head.

I think I will have to hit his head with a stick.

-Wait! Wait! Wait! -Don't!

Wait, please wait.

Jas...

Do you value going to Canada more than our friendship?

Not at all.

Meet, you won't take me to Canada if I tell you that I don't have a family?

Why won't I?

If I tell you that Mr. Dhillon isn't my father,

then will you stop loving me?

Why will I stop loving you?

Had you ever thought that you would have such a crazy family after marriage?

You were better off alone than having such a family.

There you go. God has answered your prayers.

I don't have any family. You are my only family.

What? You lied to me?

You cheater!

But I cleared everything before I told you.

I took your permission. In front of them.

Daddy...

Are you alright?

At this age, children get new knees for their parents.

And you tried to break my original knees!

Brother-in-law, now is this point clear,

that you are not having an affair with Channo?

Now do you want it in writing that I am not having an affair with her?

Fine, then can I have an affair with her?

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have. He is neither fair nor dark!

There is no growl or bark!

-I will slap you! -Sir!

-Shut up! -Brother-in-law!

-Meet... -What Meet?

You are a fraud, Jas.

-Listen to me. -First, you listen to me.

You have been getting me treated so far...

Now it is my turn to perform surgery on you.

-Uncle, don't hit him with this stick. -Understood!

I too understood! He has hurt me the most.

I will teach him a lesson.

Was watching Leone, she stopped it

Was watching Leone, she stopped it

The floor rocked because of the commotion!

Was watching Leone, she stopped it

The floor rocked because of the commotion!

The floor rocked because of the commotion!

You are like the Malibu shot!

You are like the Malibu shot!

You just freeze the brain

The DJ fell

The DJ fell as your veil slipped

The DJ fell

The DJ fell as your veil slipped

Your lips are made from strawberries

Your cheeks whiter than milk

Your cheeks whiter than milk

Your cheeks whiter than milk

The boys dancing with their girlfriends Are also looking at you

Are also looking at you

I said, they are also looking at you

Your lips are made from strawberries

Your cheeks whiter than milk

The boys dancing with their girlfriends Are also looking at you

Are also looking at you

Oh, the hourglass shape of your waist!

Oh, the hourglass shape of your waist It seeks attention unwanted

The DJ fell

The DJ fell as your veil slipped