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Chin chin.

I'd like to make a toast to Benson in honor of his six-year anniversary as

park manager Thank you, I can't believe this place feels like home when it all

started out as a temporary groundskeeper gig groundskeeper You weren't always

manager. Hey, I had to start somewhere it all began when I was out on tour with

hair to the throne Thank You City

Make you rock the mountain top.

Hey, look.

Fans.

Don't worry, guys.

I'll handle this.

Get lost!

We need to focus on the only thing that matters to a band.

Musicianship. What the...

It's really just about maximizing efficiency.

If we go to bed early, floss regularly, exercise three times a week, and do an

annual colonoscopy... Benson, stop.

Efficiency is not rock and roll.

Yeah, and I ain't thotting.

But your mouth is your instrument.

Guys, I just want this band to be the best it can be.

That's why I saved my best idea for last.

8 a.m. band practice.

You can't do the big drum solo without me.

It's not your problem.

Now, prepare to get coal rolled.

Coal what?

Hey,

you can't shotgun a soda in here.

Only I can shotgun a soda in here.

I wasn't...

Early morning band practice is a good idea.

Hm?

They need me. They'll be back soon enough.

Welp, time to get my practice in.

Good show!

Uh, thank you? Oh, and you've tidied up your spot so well!

Are you planning on staying long?

Uh, I don't know. I'm kind of just waiting for some people.

May I perhaps offer an option?

If you work at the park, it's free room and board.

Working at a park? Doesn't sound very rock and roll.

But we have plenty of rocks and a golf cart for the rolling part.

I guess it's just temporary until my band comes back anyway.

Splendid! Here are your co-workers.

This is Skips.

This is Muscle Man.

And that is High Five Ghost.

Nice to meet you.

Wow, you're really good at that.

I don't mean to brag, but I do have a volleyball scholarship.

Well, I'm impressed.

You know who else is impressed?

My mom!

There's one more person to meet.

Does anyone know where Talks is?

I'll just use the walkie-talkie.

Hello, Talks. Hey, why are you yelling?

Imagine if I knew where my walkie-talkie was and was listening. You would have

blown my ear out. Oh, I'm sorry.

Ah, I'm just busting your chops, pops.

Hey, who's the new guy?

Hi, I'm Benson.

Been so long since you seen a barber?

Just busting your chops.

Muscle man.

Still juggling balls, I see, huh?

Chop busting.

Skips.

Don't worry. I ain't busting anybody who's buffer than me's chops.

Anyway, to what do we owe the pleasure of this gathering?

Well, I... I have a list of tasks that... I told you, Pops. Lists give me

migraines. That's why I drew the tasks instead.

Well, how thoughtful.

We'll take care of it all then.

Oh, but... Get out of here, all right? Go on.

Keep going.

I thought he'd never leave. Who's ready for lunch?

Shouldn't we get some work done first?

New guy's headband's so tight, it's cutting off the circulation to his

brain. Look, if you get the tasks done on time, they just give you more work.

Isn't that being efficient?

I hate that word.

We don't work like that here. We coast.

Okay, okay. Since it's my first day, how about we get some sodas? On me.

Now you're getting it. Be not back in a jiffy. And I'm keeping the change.

What was that?

Tops just does whatever he wants.

Yeah, and if you call him out on it, watch out.

So we basically just steer clear.

Well, Pops took a chance on me, and I think this place can definitely use some

improvements. So now that he's gone, what do you say we roll up our sleeves

and get some work done?

Okay!

Huh? Oh, Jolly, good show.

The park looks beautiful.

How did this happen?

Well, we... I whipped everybody into shape using my expert managerial skills.

Actually, we... Hey, Pops, how about you take the cart? I personally fixed up for

a spin.

Oh, I suppose I could.

How thrilling!

Hey, Tox, why'd you say that? Whatever do you mean?

Here we go again.

for our work.

Yeah, because you were trying to make me look bad. Look, beanbag or whoever you

are, I've got a good thing going here.

Coasting nicely from paycheck to paycheck.

And if you start screwing that up for me, chops aren't the only thing I'll

bust. Capisce?

What the?

My band is back in town.

Uh, your band?

Hair to the Throne?

Yeah, right, pal. Stop busting my chops.

It's true. I'm their drummer.

Oh, yeah?

Well, then why aren't you on the billboard? I am. I'm gonna be in the

middle.

A drum machine?

Looks like they're trying to out-efficient Mr.

Efficiency. I guess the new drummer kind of looks like you, huh? You're both

total squares.

This has got to be a mistake.

Hey, guys.

Very funny.

Replacing me with a drum machine.

Its name is Drummatron.

Yeah, you show that little bucket of boats some respect.

Uh, sure.

Anyway, I'm back now, so I can be your drummer again. No, thanks.

Drumatron doesn't bring us down.

Yeah, and it's better with the ladies.

What? No!

Please let me back in the band.

I can change.

You see? That right there is proof you'll never change.

We don't want a manager, Benson. We just want to rock.

I love rocking. much as you guys I just wanted us to be more efficient well

what's more efficient than a machine

the

marimba is delicate so you should I'm gonna use it as a coffee table so I

don't need advice from some washed-up nobody no one wants me as a drummer no

one wants me as a groundskeeper does anyone want me as anything yes we do huh

What are you all doing here?

Work was so aimless, and then you came along and got everyone organized.

I really felt like I could accomplish my goals and make a difference.

You've got serious team captain energy, bro.

It's in that spirit that I'd like to invite you back to the park as manager.

Manager? I'm not sure you've got the right guy.

I definitely do.

You see, there are certain things or people that I just can't handle.

And if you came back as manager, I believe you could remove these

obstacles.

I'll see you all at the morning meeting.

What the?

How did this happen? I was only gone a day.

Morning meeting.

Nice of you to join us, Tox. Yeah, I'm a saint. I'm surprised you showed back up.

What, your band's not taking you on tour?

Yeah, zip it, Tox.

As of today, I'm park manager.

Oh, and I'm king of the United States.

You can't just promote yourself.

No, but I can.

And things are going to change around here.

So what, you're going to write me up? Yeah, adding it to the list right now.

You're going to write me up for that, too?

What about this?

Oh, no, your precious list.

Okay, you know what? You're out of here.

What, are you an umpire?

No, I'm the manager.

Clear out your desk now.

I don't even have a desk. Unless you're promoting me.

Oh, thank you, Benson.

That's it, Tox. I'm letting you go. Go?

I'm not going anywhere.

This park has people who care about it and want it to be better. You're not a

team player.

We're downsizing. You got that right. Your head's a lot smaller than Pops's.

Trying to tell me the rules?

I make the rules!

No!

My beach volleyball scholarship!

No!

Look at you.

You're just a washed-up drummer that's going nowhere.

Hey, we finally got something in common. I ain't going nowhere neither!

Listen up, Tox. You give me no choice but to say this as efficiently as

possible. What is this? You're floating now?

You're fired!

I hate efficiency!

He's gone!

You did it!

Yeah! All right!

What just happened?

You fired that Tox guy. And then he walked away.

I mean, our eyes were closed, but when we opened them, he was gone.

So he must have left of his own free will.

And you saved the park.

So, I may not be in hair to the throne, but I guess you could say I found myself

a new band.

Whoa.

I had no idea.

That muscle man had a scholarship for beach volleyball.

Yeah, so cool.

That's your takeaway from my story?

It all started the first time Starla broke up with me