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Okay, Skips, repaint the benches.

Muscleman Fives, you're on landscaping duty today. You know who else is on

landscaping duty today?

My mom!

And Mordecai and Rigby, you're restocking the snack shack.

Aw, what? That job sucks!

It's a simple task.

You just need to replace the same snacks we always get, because they all expire.

But shouldn't we get something else if they're all expired?

People aren't buying them because they're expired.

But they expired because nobody buys them. They got a point.

Ooh, it's a real chicken and the egg situation.

Just go buy the snacks or you're fired!

Peanuts, raisins, raisin-coated peanuts?

These snacks suck.

We should just buy something good. That'll show Benson.

Yeah, but what should we pick?

Only one way to decide.

FREE SAMPLES!

Boba? What's Boba?

I'm feeling daring today.

I think I'm going to go for the raisins.

Huh?

Mordecai Rigby!

Where are all the snacks?

Jeez, chill, Benson.

We got something way better.

Yeah, at least try it before you freak out.

Why are there balls in my mouth? That's the boba. It's the future.

I didn't tell you to buy the future. I... I told you to buy what was on the

list. Take it back right now and get the other snacks.

Ooh, we can't. It was final sale.

If you don't sell every single ball of boba and make back the money you spent

by the end of the week, you're fired!

Want to try some boba? It's a drink with balls in it.

Hey, lady, boba for your baby?

Hey, where's the restroom?

The better question is, are you hungry slash thirsty? You have any raisins?

What we do have is a snack and drink you gotta try.

It is hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.

Y'all got water. We've got boba.

What is this, like a smooth...

Ugh, we're never gonna sell this Boba. What if we had a mascot?

But who do we know that looks like Boba? Goodbye, son.

Even though I'm closing my eyes, I can still see you through my lids.

Hey, Pops!

Wanna be our mascot and help us sell Boba? Me?

Are you sure?

Yeah, you kinda look like Boba. Well, if you think so, why not?

Fresh steamed hot boba right here.

Don't I look tasty?

Boba, boba, boba!

Boba for sunsets?

Mascottery is serious business.

I'm zero for ten, but if I could just get a cold glass of water, I'm sure a

win is right around the corner.

Sorry, Pops. All we have is boba. Oh, I've never had a boba before.

Marvelous. Bottoms up!

Oh, my!

Boba! Pops! It makes me feel... Whoa!

Boobacious!

Uh, you feeling better, Pops?

Pops! Nah, that ain't my angle. You were speaking to... Boba Casanova.

Bisabu, baby!

Oh! Whoa, a perfect spiral.

That was so sick, dude. How'd you do that? Easy, baby.

By sipping on boba.

What's boba?

Head over to the snack shack to find out.

Yo, hook us up with two bobas.

Four bobas for Stacy.

Actually, make it eight.

You got it.

That's the word from the bird, baby.

I told you he was funny.

Life's too short not to be slurping on some bobasious boba.

on your taste buds with a different type of balls saving the universe no problem

boba travels baby boba rules smell that

sweet sweet green dude if we keep this up we'll be able to pay benson back for

sure pops hey

buddy guess i got a little two foot loose out there what happened after I

drank that blessed beverage.

You became Boba Casanova, and we made tons of money.

Oh, goody. Whoa, Pops.

What did you guys do to him? Nothing.

We just gave him Boba. Great. Now Pops has the Boba Blues just so you can sell

your little chewy balls.

He was thirsty.

We didn't want him to get heat stroke.

Don't be cross, Benson.

I got to be a Boba mascot.

It was the most glorious.

That's it. If you need a mascot, Not to sell your boba, do it yourself!

Bo-ba, bo-ba, bo-bo-bo-ba. Dude, go sell those dudes some boba.

Bo-ba, bo-ba, bo-bitty.

Aw, man.

Sell to that guy.

Bo-ba, bo-bo-ba.

Sell to that woman and her daughter?

Ribbity, boobity, boba.

I feel like a spring chicken after a good night's rest.

I wouldn't mind helping you sell your boba if you'd like, unless that Boba

Casanova's too much of a live wire for you.

I don't know, Pop.

Taste the boba!

Let's move some boba!

Boba Casanova!

Come here, little boba head!

Take my body!

Dude,

we're making a killing!

Aw, yeah!

Only two bags of boba left.

Ain't nothing gonna stop me from selling that sweet, sweet boba.

Pops, no offense, but you look... Like dog water, dude.

I know we only have a little bit of Boba left, but I think we gotta cut our

losses. Boba Casanova's too much for you, man.

Oh, but I don't know what I'd do if you got fired and had to leave the park.

Just one last lap around the merry-go-round won't hurt.

Okay. Just one more time.

Oh, goody.

Miss me, boys?

We know something much tastier than blood.

It's called... Boba.

Boba? Better than blood?

Where can I find this Boba?

At the park! United States of America!

United States of America?

Cousin, cousin.

Boba!

Boba Casanova, run!

I never pass on a sale, nightingales.

What's with you guys?

I was about to seal the deal.

Quick, in the snack shack!

just wants the boba! Let's give it to him!

Casanova's got nine lives, and that was my last.

Just know, when you see a glint in the night sky, that'll be me, boba babies.

Pops, I can't believe that monster almost ate you.

We're sorry we made you drink all that boba.

No apologies necessary.

I want to thank you for releasing the little boba Casanova that lives inside

all of us.

Before you say anything, Benson, we did sell all the boba. Yeah, we actually

made a ton of money. Check it.

That's great, except it's only going to cover a tenth of the damage you've done

to the bark!

Scoopity-wee-bah-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-basis!

Yeah.