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A few months ago, you folks were scrawny, weak, confused, drifting aimlessly in

space, utterly useless, until the space tree graciously took you in.

Was it a mistake?

Only time will tell.

And now those worthless scrawny cadets stand before

me as moderately serviceable space tree rangers.

And today, you'll graduate the Spark Initiative and

soon be on your way to terraform your first planet.

I've already sent the coordinates into your dome's navigational computer,

along with your personal fighter ships.

Today is graduation day.

There will be a ceremony tonight with light

refreshments, compliments of the space tree.

Hope to see you there.

Whoa!

Graduation!

Wow, one minute I'm graduating high school and now I'm graduating space?

Take that, Dad!

Hmm, hmm.

I don't think light refreshments are gonna cut it.

Comet Stop!

Dude, should we get moon cheddar and onion or Milky Way mesquite barbecue?

What about supernova nacho?

Eh, I'll just get them all.

It's not a party unless you have chips that taste like three different things.

Come on, man.

Hurry up with the change.

Sorry, bro.

My boss makes me count back all the change.

Well, my boss will freak out if we're late for the attack on the space tree,

so hurry up!

Sir!

What's taking so long?

I got your cherry space plushie just as you requested,

but this guy's taking too long to give me my change!

Keep the change!

Keep the change!

Oh!

Jolly bad show!

And he looked just like Pops, but evil!

Yeah, like an opposite Pops!

Anti-Pops!

Jynx!

He who will erase us... Attention, space tree!

This is your captain speaking!

There's been a change of plans!

You're all graduated!

Effective immediately!

Congrats!

Your first mission as rangers starts now!

Leave the space tree and get to your altitude points as soon as possible!

Godspeed and good luck!

Sir!

An unknown ship just docked with the space tree!

We're too late!

Pops!

Make sure it gets off the space tree!

Why?

Why?

Why me?

No time to explain!

Just go!

Everybody, come on!

I'm so confused!

What's going on?

Yeah, why's Pops so special?

Oh, I didn't ask for this!

Why does everyone on the space tree have to suffer on my account?

We'll figure it out later, Pops!

Let's just do what we're all said and get you out of here!

There's a ship in the hangar we can take!

Sorry, sir.

There's no sign of Pops anywhere.

Where is he?

I told you!

I don't... know!

Here.

in two minutes!

That's like a thousand push-ups!

A thousand push-ups in two minutes?

Impossible!

Watch me!

One, two, three, four, five, one-handed!

Clapping!

Double clapping!

Fingertips!

Fingertips!

Aztec push-ups!

Triple dip push-ups!

Toe-toe-toe push-ups!

Riding push-ups!

Should I take him out, sir?

No, no.

I want to see how this ends.

There's the ship, and it's not long.

This is so boring!

Oh, hush-up!

Keep an eye out for the one with the big head!

Wow, is that supernova, Nacho?

You holding out on us, Jeff?

Come on, Jeff.

You know we don't speak lazarchy and...

Come on!

Let's get out of here!

I'm not going!

Come on, Pops.

We gotta go!

We can't just abandon everyone!

I'm going back to save them.

It's what a real space tree ranger would do.

I've got an idea.

Barrel roll!

Toe touch!

Summersault!

Enough!

If someone doesn't bring me Pops right now, you

can say farewell to your space tree and yourselves!

Sir, look!

You're too late!

Guards!

Get to your ships!

We cannot lose them!

I told you to get Pops off the space tree!

We couldn't leave you behind!

It's not the space tree ranger way!

Hmm... That's very noble of you, Pops.

Stupid, but noble.

You're a true ranger.

It's a shame we have to cut the graduation short.

But you have no idea what danger lies ahead of you.

Everybody!

We don't have much time!

Get to your domes and warp out of here as fast as you can!

Follow us!

There's a guard ahead!

Don't worry.

I got this.

Keep running!

What should we do now, sir?

Destroy them all, but leave Pops to me!

Ah!

The dorm room door is closing!

Not on my watch!

Cadets!

Move!

Come on, Rawls!

Let's get out of here!

You guys go!

I'd stand here!

Rawls, no!

Just go!

Drive activated.

One minute and counting.

Sure shot.

Give us your status.

We're right behind you, Benson.

Now we are now, Pops.

We'll hold them off!

Brace yourselves!

Who are these guys?

Sure shot, what happened?

Sure shot!

I need... backup!

We got this.

Ow!

I can't shake him!

Ha-ha!

Whoa!

How about summon this?

Let's take that dweeb out!

Mordecai, help!

In your face!

This ends now.

They've locked onto the dome with the tractor beam.

What, Muspenson?

I can't!

The controls are disabled!

You two come back to the dome.

We'll take it from here.

No!

We're not leaving you!

Just do it!

We'll meet up with you guys later.

But you could die!

Hey, there's nothing more sure... than death.

Ah, don't be so dramatic!

We'll disable the tractor beam!

Mordecai, Riffy, just go!

Thirty seconds to warp speed.

Ship ammo... We're out of ammo!

I'm not out of ammo!

Yeah, but with your aim, you don't have a chance, sure shot!

That's my name.

Don't wear it out.

Orc.

G-shot!

No!

Warp speed engaged.

We'll be right back.