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One night only, Fist Pump has come out of retirement-slash-prison for one last show!

Their Laser 4 Live concert and laser light show extravaganza!

The UN banned Fist Pump from playing the show anywhere on Earth for being,

quote, incredibly dangerous!

Well, guess what, Earth?

Fist Pump didn't think you were even that cool anyways!

Fist Pump has left that dusty old marble and is

bringing lasers for life to the vast expanse of space!

Tonight, come pump your fists with Fist Pump in the

Space Tree Observatory at the very top of the tree!

Space Tree is not liable for any harm, burns, explosions, smoke, inhalation,

blindness, eardrum degradation, boils, literal

face melting, or other injuries that may occur.

Man, I never thought I'd be so excited for a Fist Pump show.

I must really be missing Earth Junk.

Well, also, last time we worked all day to afford

tickets and ended up sleeping through the entire show!

The universe is giving us a second chance for redemption!

Hm, hm, hm.

This time, we got our tickets two weeks in advance, two tickets for...

We took a long space nap, we both downloaded this sweet lighter app for slow

power balance, and we still have two hours to get to the show early!

Let's do this!

Fist Pump!

Aw, what?

How come the tubes get you to the top of the space tree in five seconds,

but the line takes two hours?

Don't worry, dude, I planned for this.

I know a secret elevator!

It'll take two hours to get to the top of the space tree, but there's no line!

Dude, nice work!

Follow me, dude!

Whoa!

A LiftMaster.

Classic!

Yeah, yeah!

The 4000 series is one of my favorite LiftMaster models!

Oh, it's on my top five for sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

No way!

Their best music video was where they drove that truck

with the big fist on the front into that high school!

And they were all like...

Yeah, yeah.

And then all the teachers get turned into swimsuit models.

So stupid.

Here's the best part!

Rigby, what the heck did you do?

Don't worry, I just hit the stop button.

No big deal.

All I gotta do is press the button for the top floor.

Dude, we're not moving.

Just press the button?

Try hitting the stop button again.

Oh, yeah!

Nothing!

Here, let me try.

Come on, come on!

We're gonna be late for Fist Pump!

Dude, you gotta press it harder!

Ugh!

Rigby, you're gonna break it!

Look, we'll try the call box.

Maybe they need to reset the system or something.

Hello?

Hello?

Dude, no one's answering.

Okay, okay, don't panic.

What did we do when we were stuck in that meat locker?

Whoa!

Get us out of here!

The emergency phone's not working!

Wait a sec, we've got our own phones!

Oh, yeah!

Aw, man, I don't have any reception.

Hmm, I think I'm getting a little something over here.

Give me a boost.

Almost got it.

Where'd it go?

Rigby!

Ha!

One bar!

Oh, sweet!

There's an update for the lighter app!

Now they also have a blow torch, a glow stick, and... Whoa!

A tiki torch!

See, Mordecai?

See?

See?

See the tiki torch?

Rigby, just call for help!

Chill, man.

This'll just take a second.

Gotta have my sweet lighter for fist pump!

Hmm.

What is it?

My battery just died.

What?!

Rigby, you idiot!

Why'd you have to break the elevator?

We were this close to seeing fist pump!

Instead, we're stuck here in this tiny little box, and

it'll probably be hours before anyone notices we're gone.

Plus, who knows how long it'll take them to get us out of here.

It's just a good thing your claustrophobia's not acting up.

I gotta get out of here!

I gotta get out of here!

Dude, will you relax?

Three, four, five, that's the last time you throw a dance party, maggot!

No one's answering.

We're trapped.

It's cool, man.

We're gonna be okay.

You don't know that!

I can't breathe!

Ah!

This shirt's too tight!

Rigby?

The only thing left to do is to pose our bodies,

so we leave behind cool-looking skeletons.

We're not gonna die in here.

Let me get that.

We had a good run, man.

We're gonna get out of here, okay?

So just focus on thinking about good things.

Like hot wings.

Strong Johns.

Cheesers.

Cheesers.

I wish they added cheesers on the space tree.

Yeah.

We got most of the stuff we had back on Earth, so it's still pretty cool.

Yeah, but what are we gonna do when we leave the space tree to go on our mission?

I don't know.

What are we gonna do?

Who knows what it's gonna be like out there?

It might totally suck.

Yeah, and good luck getting Rawls to tell you anything about it.

And dude, we don't even know when we're going back to Earth.

Or if we're going back.

Mordecai?

You know, even if we get out of this elevator, we're still

trapped inside a big metal box floating through space.

Any illusions we once had of being masters of our fate have been forfeited to a man

who'd rather preoccupy us with push-ups than prepare us for

whatever horrors await us out there in the cold, infinite abyss.

Dude, Mordecai.

It's cool, man.

No, Rigby.

It's not.

You know, fist pump's a dumb band, but we may have just

missed our last chance to ever see another rock concert.

I miss Earth.

All alone in the world tonight.

Got nothing left to even put up a fight.

No!

We're not missing fist pump again!

This might be our last chance to enjoy one of our favorite things from Earth.

Get up!

Dude, it wasn't meant to be.

Let's just wait here until someone saves us or until we starve to death.

I don't care.

Whatever.

Get up!

Dude, I... Ow!

Okay!

Okay, quit it!

Sheesh.

Now I'm standing.

Happy?

Hold still.

Uh...

Hey!

I can see our floor!

Get up here!

We're climbing.

Fine.

Must see!

Fist pump!

This is the floor!

Come on, man!

Hello?

Anybody out there?

Help!

Woo-hoo!

Anyone?

Dude!

Nobody can hear us!

Uh... Useless.

Useless.

Uh... There's an open vent up here!

Follow me!

Dude, come on!

Fine.

Where do you think this thing goes?

I don't know.

But it doesn't feel very stingy.

Uh... Are we still in the space tree?

We can't be too far from the observatory.

Let's keep moving.

What was that?

I don't know, dude.

I can't see a thing.

Something's in here with us.

Dude, get out that lighter app.

You dare wake my children?

You dare disturb their peaceful sleep?

You must be punished.

I will throw you both into the bottomless pit of eternal darkness.

Uh...

Pretty scary, right?

Well, I mean, yeah.

I guess it is.

Sure.

Come on, man.

It's terrifying.

I put a lot of work into it.

Well, it's just that it... Doesn't look that bottomless?

Yeah, yeah.

Exactly what I was gonna say.

You know... Wait.

I think I can actually see the bottom.

Silence!

All right, all right.

We were just trying to go see our favorite band from Earth play.

It might be our last chance ever to see Fist Pump.

I don't care what you want.

Wait, what?

Did you say Fist Pump?

I haven't heard that name since I left Earth.

Yeah, dude.

They're playing at the top of the space tree tonight.

I stowed away under their bus for their entire

fresh-out-of-prison tour three years ago.

Those were good times.

But then I met my wife, had a couple hundred children, and then she wanted to

move out to space to be closer to her family.

So here I am, five minutes from the in-laws and a

million miles away from the nearest rock concert.

And all I have to show for it is a pit that isn't even that bottomless.

Sometimes I really miss Earth.

Do they still have pizza there?

Yeah.

Do they still not let giant bats into pizza parlors?

Yeah.

Dude, Fist Pump is playing right now!

Well, my wife's gonna be at her book club for another couple hours.

What do you say we sneak off to a concert?

Go on!

Dude, watch out!

Yeah!

You better hold on!

I don't know if this is gonna work!

Yeah!

Oh, yeah, yeah!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

Fist Pump!

Ow!

My eyes!

Just kidding!

I'm already blind!

Doesn't even hurt!

Dude, space is pretty cool.

Yeah, it is.

Fist Pump!

Yeah!

Thank you.