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Listen, Benson, we need to talk.

We are talking!

Ooh, wanna hear how many push-ups I did at training today?

No, we need to really talk.

Oh, okay.

This... this isn't working for me anymore.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Benson, you're a great guy, but I have no idea

when you're coming back or if you're coming back.

Sure, sure.

You know, statistically, the further away two mates are from each other,

the less likely it is that their relationship will last.

I've done the calculations, and our odds are only 1.35%.

Mm-hmm.

I'm... I'm... I'm sorry, Benson.

It's not you.

It's just math.

I think we should just be friends.

I get it.

I was sent millions of miles into space against my will.

You're back on Earth.

Are you sure you're okay?

I totally understand.

I am good.

Pam!

Why?

No!

Okay, okay, okay.

My turn.

Would you rather have spaghetti for fingers or have

spiders crawl out of your mouth every time you yawn?

Hmm, that's a good one.

If I eat my spaghetti fingers, do they grow back?

Yeah, but they're whole wheat pasta.

Aw, sick, dude!

Well, in that case, I gotta go with, uh...

Uh-oh.

Um, hey, buddy.

Everything okay, man?

Pam?

No.

Pam.

Dump me.

I've been eating all these wings.

But they're not making me feel any better.

Hey, wait.

Didn't you and Pam eat wings on your first date?

Oh, no!

That's why they're not working!

They're just making me think about Pam!

Whoa, whoa.

Forget about wings.

Yeah, these space wings are whack anyways.

We know what'll make you feel better.

What?

Um...

Fri...

Fries!

Fries?

Fries?

Crispy, delicious fries.

I'm talking curly.

Criss cut!

Wedge cut!

Crinkle cut!

Shoot string!

Artisanal salt, yo!

Yeah!

Fries'll fill the void in my soul!

Phew, we really dodged a bullet on that one.

Where can I find fries?

Wedge cut!

Criss cut!

Crinkle cut!

Wedge cut!

Criss cut!

Crinkle cut!

Wedge cut!

Shoe strings!

I think I'm starting to feel better already!

Oh my gosh!

It was a hit and run!

That ice cream truck guy just took off!

Are you okay?

Huh?

Where am I?

Who are you?

I'm Roxy.

And you're in my fry truck.

Great!

I'm Benson.

Can I get an order of fries?

I'm sorry, but we sold out in like 10 minutes.

Gotta kick you out.

I'm about to go on a supply run.

Ugh, typical.

Saddest day of my life.

Then I get hit by a truck and now I can't even get fries.

Why did I think fries could make me happy again?

This was dumb.

Sorry to bother you, Roxy.

Or, if you want to tag along with me on my supply

run, I can make you a fresh batch when I'm done.

Really?

You'd do that for me?

My fries are the best in the galaxy, Benson.

We're gonna turn that frown upside down.

Wait.

Are you smiling?

Yep.

Roxy's fries guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Alright.

So, we're just going for a quick grocery store run or something?

Not if you want the good stuff.

This is the Potato Planet Mine.

For the good stuff, we gotta go way down there to the bottom.

You sure we can't just go to the grocery store?

Hey, there's a reason my fries are the best in the galaxy.

Come on.

Ow.

That kinda hurt.

So, what do we do now?

Now we dig.

You're the boss.

This is actually kind of fun.

I think I see a smile coming on.

Oh no!

Potato box!

Just... a woman... some fries!

I'm trying to get through a rough day, and I don't have time for this right now!

Ahh!

Vincent!

Help me!

Ahh!

Roxy!

Are you okay?

I... I think so.

Good.

We better get out of here.

I can't believe you did that.

Okay.

We got Potato.

What's next?

Um... Right.

Uh... We need oil.

Okay.

Barrel's in place.

Great.

I'll open the valve.

Oh, here.

I'll get that.

Thanks!

I guess chivalry isn't dead.

So, if you want to talk about your bad day, you can.

I can offer a shoulder to cry on.

I mean, not literally, but... Uh, thanks.

I guess it's just hard being single and in space.

I'm single and in space too!

So, um... You have any hobbies?

Well, I used to be a drummer in a rock band.

Oh!

A rock band?

Oh, yeah!

Back in the day I was all, two, three, four...

Benson, you go.

..

Oh, yeah.

That's better.

Whew!

So, where to next?

Uh, we gotta cut the potatoes.

Roxy?

Hey, Roxy!

Earth to Roxy!

Everything okay?

Oh, uh, yeah, sorry.

I, uh, I, um, I gotta go make a phone call.

Excuse me!

Come on, come on!

Roxy!

Hey, girl!

Crystal!

Listen, I, I need some advice.

Ooh, I know what that means.

You have a crush.

Oh, well, yeah.

Is he cut?

How many carrots is he?

Well, that's the thing.

He's a, oh boy, uh, he's an organic.

Get out.

An organic?

The ultimate taboo.

I don't know if he's into me.

I, I always mess this kind of thing up.

Roxy, quit worrying so much.

You're a stone cold Rox.

Stop being such a pebble and be bolder.

Flirt with him a bit.

Take him to the most romantic place in the universe.

You got this, girl.

Uh, I gotta roll, Rox.

It's like a quarry out here.

Crystal, you are a gem.

Thanks!

Hey, Slater!

Wait up!

Hey, sorry about that.

Wow, you cut those fast.

You know, you're pretty good at this.

Yeah?

Are you hiring?

Yeah!

Maybe we should go into business together.

What do you say?

You wanna be my sous chef?

Oh!

Oh my gosh!

Are you okay?

Whoa.

This place is awesome, Roxy.

Oh, yeah!

I must have forgot this was here.

It's amazing.

Roxy.

Mm-hmm?

This day started off being one of the worst days of my life.

But you made it into one of the best.

Thanks for making it special.

Things aren't so bad after all.

So we're on the same page then?

Uh, sure.

Uh... Oh!

Ow!

What was that?

What was that?

I can't believe you!

I kiss you and all you say is ow!

Wait, you did what now?

I have to go!

Roxy, wait!

Please, stop!

Roxy!

Roxy!

Roxy!

It's alright.

That's what insurance is for.

Come on, Roxy.

Where are you?

Roxy!

Roxy, wait!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Pinchin!

As long as we keep it under light speed, that should hold.

Look, Roxy, about earlier, I'm really sorry.

It's okay.

I get it.

No, I just want you to know it's not about you.

You're a really cool girl, and honestly, I think you're great, but...

See, the whole reason I wanted fries was to try to feel better because...

Because my girlfriend dumped me this morning.

Oh, Benson!

It's not the first time I've been dumped.

Or the second.

Or the third.

It's happened a lot.

I mean, dump town is a place, and I've been there, Roxy.

It still hurts.

And, well, I'm kind of a mess right now.

I hope you understand.

Yeah.

Hey, you know what we need?

French fries.

Oh, we forgot the salt.

No, we didn't.

My secret ingredient, butt salt.

Oh, wow.

Those are great fries.

Feel better?

I do.

Me too.

Mmm, this is so good.

Oh, here comes the best part.

Hey, Roxy.

Are you smiling?

I sure am.