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Naughty America.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Does it better.

(laughs) - Chad?

- Yeah, this is Drew's wife.

No, it is his number.

I'm on his phone.

- Look, do you have just a minute?

- I know this is unorthodox, but I just wanted to tell you that,

look, my husband, he has way too much pride to make this phone call,

but I've seen the text and I've heard the conversations,

and I gotta tell you, you're like, you're a bully.

Okay, that's fair.

I understand you're very successful,

and I understand what it takes to run a business,

but I think you're missing something really valuable here.

My husband's an exceptional employee.

He's very good at what he does.

Oh, okay, so he's not as fast as a 20-year-old,

but 20-year-olds don't have his knowledge either.

You have to give him that.

I hear what you're saying, but I need you to hear me.

He's an amazing employee.

He knows what he's talking about.

He does his job every day without warrant.

You're not gonna find another employee like him.

All of those things are true, but there's

nothing, you can't take away from his knowledge.

I, just give him another chance.

I'm telling you, you won't regret it.

Um, yeah, I'd be willing to come over and talk to you about it

if we can come to a conclusion that he stays.

Um, 20 minutes, I think, I don't know.

Send me your address, but I'll head out there as soon as I can.

Wear something sexy?

Uh, okay, I mean, that's what it takes.

Just send me the address, I'll head right over.

Thanks.

Oh.

I'm going to your office.

This is clearly a hotel.

Yeah, this is my hotel now.

Hey, well, thanks for taking the time to see me.

As I was explaining to you on the phone,

I really think you need to give my husband a chance, and maybe stop with the bully--

He is super old.

He can barely type 160 words per minute.

I don't even know what you want with this.

He can type, he can type.

He can do everything you've ever asked of him.

That's how he got the job in the first place.

Don't just, just maybe tone down on bullying because he doesn't react well to that,

and just invest in him and-- Yeah, 'cause he can't stand up for himself.

He needs to learn this job.

This is high tech, this is not some simple ass job.

He can type.

He can type.

He can do a lot of things.

Okay.

He can't, he's old, okay?

He's like super ancient old.

This is a brand new tech company.

What do you think, how do you think I got to where I am?

Luck.

Oh, okay.

I'm sure, look, I'm sorry.

I'm sure you work really hard, obviously.

You don't get successful by not being, but you also need

loyal employees behind you to build such a strong company.

That can do a job.

Look, he needs this job.

It's really important.

I don't wanna keep him.

He sucks, he's a pain in my ass.

Please.

He takes like an hour long lunch.

Now, how about this?

You are incredibly hot, by the way.

Thank you.

How does a guy like him land a girl like you?

Like I said, you're missing all the great qualities.

I mean, he's funny.

He's so smart.

He's loyal.

I mean, just saying.

Does that probably get you?

Absolutely, and a few other things, but he's worth keeping around.

I promise you.

You won't regret it.

I'm wearing more tip than chest.

That is incredible.

Are you shy?

No, I'm just here for a purpose.

I need you to keep my husband.

Okay.

That dress looks incredible on you, by the way.

Thank you.

Did you wear it for me?

I did.

I asked for something sexy, and that is incredibly sexy.

I've done my part.

So you'll keep him?

I don't think I want to.

(clears throat) But.

What do we need to do here?

But I can make an exception.

Okay.

You're here for a reason, and you know that reason.

If I'm happy, he keeps his job.

'Cause right now I'm not happy with him.

But when you leave here, if I'm happy, I'll keep him.

Okay.

Let's get on with it, then.

Stand up, let me see.

You are.

(clears throat)

Spin around, let me get a little look.

Wait, wait, wait.

Turn back a little bit.

Right there.

Shit, look at the curve on that back.

Oh my God.

Go ahead and face me.

You are insanely hot.

What do you want?

To be happy.

I'm pretty sure you know how to make me happy.

Is that for me?

That, yeah, that.

That'll make me happy.

(sighs) Okay.

Wait, wait, wait.

Turn around, let me see it.

Yeah.

Said he's loyal, right?

Yes, he is.

Very.

You're loyal, too.

Yes, I am.

You can tell.

I wouldn't be here if I wasn't, would I?

Two years.

Not when it's the right person.

Show.

Show.

This finger.

Give him a lap down.

Party.

Start the party.

(clears throat)

He's keeping the job, right?

I leave here, happy, and he'll leave.

He's aggressive at work.

You know, happy.

Here to get this.

Dick.

Take a big dick.

(sighs)

Second.

Spin.

Takes a little time.

(laughs) He'll be great.

I like it, you're clever.

(sighs)

I'm beginning to see that youth isn't great for everything.

Some things get better with age.

(laughs)

You learned that.

I did.

(sighs)

Like that new shit, don't you?

(laughs)

Sounds good, sir.

Not always.

See you for work, would I?

I mean.

I haven't finished yet.

What are you talking about?

You're done that asshole.

You still always get what you want, don't you?

Two.

Big fucking facial.

(groans)

That makes you happy.

I'm happy.

And I have to have a moral.

Security, right?

Job security.

My husband can never know.

Party America.