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Need to get the carousel winterized.

Also check in a... Sorry about that.

No, I'm sorry.

I just get so caught up in my work.

Me too.

Hey, wait a sec.

I have the exact same clipboard.

You're Benson.

How'd you know?

I've been watching you.

Er, I mean, not in a creepy stalker way.

It's my job.

Right.

So, how's that fax working out?

Oh, it's okay.

Well, I think it's really cool.

Yeah, I get a lot of important messages from Langer and the dome bigwigs.

And an emergency.

Got the old speed dial here.

If you hear this baby ringing... Oh, jeez.

I am so sorry.

No worries.

It's just one of Langer's terrible protein bars.

He only allows sanctioned food in the domitory.

What I wouldn't give for some hot wings.

Wait, you like hot wings?

Uh, yeah.

It's literally my favorite food.

Me too.

Well, maybe I'll just have to swing by your lab and drop some off.

Oh, yeah?

You're gonna sneak past the guards?

Maybe I will.

Well, if you do that, then you'll be my favorite person ever.

Oh, jeez, Langer.

I gotta go.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

It was nice.

By the way, it's Pam.

What?

My name is Pam!

Pam.

Benson.

What?

Dude, what's wrong with your face?

He's glowing.

I've never seen him like this before.

Yeah.

It's weird.

I just met the most amazing girl.

We had a real chemistry.

Gross, Benson.

I'm trying to eat here.

Eat?

The wings!

I gotta get her wings!

How can I ask her out if I don't have wings?

Wait, Benson!

That's our stuff!

Hey, wanna go to the spot?

Yeah, I do.

Thank you.

What would Pam want?

Regular?

One order of... No, wait.

Spicy.

One order... What if she doesn't like spicy?

I'll get half spicy.

They're just wings, buddy.

Just... wings?

These wings might decide whether or not I get to go out with the girl of my dreams.

Everything has to be perfect!

Mommy, I'm scared.

Uh, sir, if you can't decide, I'd recommend the Big 50 special.

It's a bucket of 50 different kinds of wings, and it comes with a liter of ranch.

Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.

I'll get that.

You want those crispy or crunchy?

How crispy is crispy?

Gotta get in there.

These wings aren't getting any warmer.

Hmm... Bingo.

Fellas!

Mondays.

Am I right?

Anyways... Gotten important facts from Langer.

Ugh... Just gonna pop in and see what the old boss man wants.

Not until we frisk you, sir.

Guys, it's me!

Benson!

Manager... Of the park... This park...

Sorry, buddy.

It's regulation.

Cool, cool.

That's cool.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

This is outrageous!

Frisk me!

I should frisk you!

This is my park!

There's gotta be another way in here.

Jackpot.

Oh, I see your little game, Langer.

However, I happen to know that statistically the most common passcode is...

One, two, three, four, five...

Uh... Six?

Ah!

So, it's a numbers game, is it?

Let's play.

One, one, one, one, one, one, one!

One, one, one, one, one, one!

Two!

Three!

One, one, one, one, one, one, one!

Ah!

Ugh!

This is crazy.

Oh, Benson.

Have some dignity.

This is my park.

I should know the stupid code.

What are you two doing here?

Shh.

Listen.

Man, we should've just pounded him and took those wings.

Seriously, if I gotta eat any more of that lousy,

dolmatory food, someone's getting to pound it.

What the heck?

The sound from the guard post bounces off of

the dome and back down to this exact spot.

It's science.

I don't think you guys should be wasting your time eavesdropping on...

Delivery for Langer.

Take it around back.

What's that passcode again?

Ugh, the code is Langer.

L-A-N-G-E-R.

Got it.

Nice work!

Uh-oh.

What the...

What the heck is this place?

Bam!

Hey, bam!

What would you do if we actually got someone trespassing in here?

Oh, man!

I'd give them a crazy beating.

They'd be like, No!

Please don't hurt me!

And I'd be like, I have to!

It's my job!

Womp!

Womp!

Womp!

Womp!

Womp!

No way.

It's Pam!

Room 309.

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

I brought wings!

Oh!

Benson, no way!

Come on.

The perfect spot for a picnic.

It sure is.

Now, I wasn't sure what kind of wings you liked, so I got a little bit of everything.

Mmm.

First non-dome food in three weeks.

Mmm.

Oh my gosh.

Mmm.

This is amazing!

Promise to sneak me a bucket of these every day?

Yes.

Yes, I will.

Oh!

I also got ranch.

Uh, thanks.

But I'm really not a fan.

Me neither.

Get out of here, ranch!

Nobody likes you, ranch!

Go find a salad!

I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too Thursday I don't

care about you It's Friday I'm in love Monday You can fall apart Tuesday,

Wednesday Break my heart Oh!

Thursday Doesn't even start It's Friday I'm in love Saturday Wait Tuesday.

Tuesday Wednesday Hard to turn Thursday Benson, this has been the best lunch ever.

Pam, there's something I want to say.

What's that noise?

I was just clearing my throat.

No, that noise.

It's not working!

Grab something!

Benson!

Pam!

Pam!

Pam!

Oh, Pam!

I'm so sorry for getting you into this mess.

I just wanted to get you some hot wings because...

Because I really wanted to see you again.

Oh, Benson.

You know, my life is just work, work, work.

And even though we're both about to die a horrific and entirely preventable death,

I'm really glad I got to spend this time with you.

Sorry, sorry, I'm so... Huh?

The burp?

Pam!

You gotta burp!

You've gotta let her rip!

Nice!

It worked!

The...

The... Best... Launch... Ever.

Except the fan.

That was crazy!

Oh my gosh!

Benson!

You beautiful genius!

You did it!

You saved us!

Yes, Benson, you're very smart.

Langer!

Did you just see that?

Oh, no, wait.

I meant the other thing.

You're... Very... Dumb!

You didn't burp yourself to safety!

Your wrench turned on this top secret anti-gravity machine!

Look at this place!

I... I'm sorry, sir.

We were having lunch and it... It got out of hand.

Lunch?

L... Like a... Date?

Well, um... Yeah, like a date.

You told me that you were too busy to date.

You know what?

Forget it.

I'm issuing a new policy effective immediately.

There will be no dating test subjects in this dome.

Both of you, report to the decontamination room.

Now!

Hey!

Watch it!

Not in the face!

I had a great time today.

Me too.

Memory of Pam.

No, Benson.

Over here.

Huh?

Check your pocket!

A wing!

I snuck one out for both of us.

Ah!

No way!

Pam, can we go out when this is all over?

Of course, Benson.

I have some cap so...

I'm sorry.

I'll see you in here!

What do.

you see?

Yeah, back up!

Nothing, nothing... I can see you in here.