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This is the first sentence.

Oh, la-la-la-la-la.

Oh, what in the dickens?

How did the house go?

I've gone back in time.

Watch where thou dost walk it.

Oh, my.

You like tomatoes?

How about these tomatoes?

How about another?

And another?

Eww!

Bad show!

All right, now, I know things have been crazy with the dome and everything,

but thanks for getting up early and setting up for the Renaissance Fair.

This is gonna be a big moneymaker for us.

One last thing.

As of this moment, your modern selves are no more.

Mordecai and Rigby, you'll be Mordicus and Rignatius, lowly street vendors.

Skips, you'll be Barnaby the Ripped, guard to the king.

Fives and Muscleman, you'll be Palem and Porem, gatekeepers.

I'm not wearing this, bro.

This cut isn't flattering to my butt.

And, of course, I will play King Edmund of Parklandia.

Where's my wizard?

Where's Marvolo?

If you mean Pops.

Nobody's seen him all morning.

What?

He's the star of our big closing ceremony.

Marvolo versus the dragon.

We have a dragon?

Yes!

Without a big closer, the commoners will demand refunds.

Find Marvolo, and don't breaketh thy character, or I'll smite thee with unemployment!

I'm not gonna wear this.

I hope the power doesn't go to his head.

Uh, excuse me?

Help?

I'm trying to get to my own time.

What's the matter, love?

You lost.

Break.

Oh, another fine mess I've gotten myself into.

How will I ever get home?

Ah, this costume was making my butt itch.

Rugnacious, stay in character or we're gonna get fired.

Oh, sorry.

My butt itcheth.

No, wait.

My bottometh?

Me cheeks?

Yeah, that worketh.

Me cheeks itcheth!

Mordecai and Rigby!

I thought I'd never see you again!

Oh, dude!

Pops!

Uh, I mean... Marvolo!

Marvolo?

No!

It's me, Pops!

No, no.

You are Marvolo.

Huh?

The wizard, yeah?

What's wrong with your eye?

Listen, Marvolo.

You have a very important job to do.

You have to defeat the dragon or everyone will demandeth a refund.

Dragon?

I won't fight a dragon, Mordecai and Rigby!

Marvolo, do you want to be sacked?

Call us Mordecai and Rignacious.

Yeah.

The Mordecai and Rigby you know haven't been born yet.

Cometh with us and we shall explain everything.

You don't want to make King Edmund mad, do you?

Mad king?

The king's not gonna like this.

What doth oust mean you lost him?

He got frightened and fled.

He seems really confused, my liege.

Impossible.

This doth be unacceptable!

Hey man, don't yell at us.

Pops is the one flippin' out.

Oh!

Flippin' out?

Mine ears ache from period-inappropriate prose.

Mayhaps a refund is in order, auntie.

Pay no heed!

The king wishes good tidings on thee all!

Hoorah!

Hoorah!

Now go forth and encourage others to spend coin of their own.

What did I say about breaking thine character?

Forgiveness!

Forgiveness!

Forgiveness!

No matter.

It appears I must fetch Shmarvolo mine self.

Ugh!

This is bogus.

Like, super lame-o deluxe.

Yeah, totally whack, guys.

By order of Mad King Edmund, these two shall be

punished for the crime of not staying in character.

You maketh me sick!

Fine,

now wear the costume.

Oh!

Muscle Man High Five Ghost!

You are stuck in this dreadful place as well?

Our names are Pelham and Porham, sir.

The Mad King's reign of terror must end, Marvolo!

I'm not Marvolo!

Why does everybody keep calling me that?

I just want to go home!

Only you can end this.

End this, Marvolo.

Yeah, end this!

Hey!

Seize Marvolo by the order of Mad King Edmund!

He's, like, really, really upset about this.

Seize him!

Oh, bro!

Quiet, ho!

What a big... Oh!

Oh,

no!

Oh, no!

No!

Look, Marvolo, if you don't slay the dragon right now, the commoners will

demand refunds and my kingdom shall crumble!

For the last time, stop calling me Marvolo!

Skips?

Am I back home?

I know none of this, Skips.

I am Barnaby the Ripped.

King Edmund hath sent me to prepare ye for battle against the dragon, Marvolo.

What?

Oh, no.

Take this.

For the closing ceremony, all you have to do is point

it at the dragon and press ye button to defeat it.

You can end all of this and we can go home.

The kingdom of Parklandia awaits thee.

Everybody's telling me I'm Marvolo!

Maybe I am Marvolo.

Who am I?

You are Marvolo.

No, it can't be.

It is so.

I am you.

And you are me.

Then it doth be true.

Oh, yes.

You are ready.

It is time to face your destiny.

End this.

I am Marvolo.

Presenting King Edmund of Parklandia.

My loyal subjects, thank ye for joining me on this glorious day.

I trust your experiences in my kingdom hath been most pleasurable.

May we rejoice in hopes that nothing bad should ever happen.

I said, may we rejoice in hopes that nothing bad should ever happen.

Yeah, yeah, I heard you.

The.

greatest calamity in the history of Parklandia.

There is only one wizard who can put an end to this reign of terror.

Presenting Marvolo the wizard!

Man, this is lame.

We should have gotten to the Ren fair over AT East Pines instead.

...Ye old refund!

...Ye old refund!

Fight, Marvolo!

Fight to the death!

Here!

Gimme that!

Let it go, man.

...yeah.

Fervent, save ye king!

Mabolo, get thine wand and press the button!

Alright, you big brute, this ends now!

I did it!

Good show!

Pops!

Best red bear ever!

I did it!

I defeated the dragon!

Now I get to go home.

He's waking up.

Oh, King Edmund?

Barnaby?

Rignatius and Mordicus?

No, Pops, it's us.

Everything is back to normal.

The park broke even and all is well.

But I was in medieval times.

It was so real.

You were a mad king.

And you were there.

And you.

And you.

And I was... No!

No!

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no!

Exeggling!

No!