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I cannot wait for prom.

Oh, I know.

I hope Albie asks me.

Ew!

Albie Schimmelpunning?

What?

I think he's cute.

What about you, Rigby?

Did you ask your girlfriend to prom?

Yeah.

Was it romantic?

It was totally romantic.

Hey, you want to go with me to prom?

Like, as a chaperone?

Nah, it's my date.

Oh, totally.

I never got to go since no one ever asked me.

Nice.

So, what kind of ride we talking here?

Limo, hog, hot rod, what?

Oh, we're just going to take the bus.

Good one, bro.

If somebody actually showed up in a bus, they'd look like such a loser.

Man, Rigby's jokes are so good.

Yep, just another one of my jokes.

Hey, Skips, can I borrow your car for prom?

It's a Van, and no.

Hmm, let me think.

No!

No!

Rigby, you know I don't have a car.

Sure, anything for my big bro.

Give me some sugar first.

Hmm, it's just one problemo.

You totaled my car last week.

Ah!

You mean I just gave you sugar for nothing?

Yeah, I've been riding the old recumbo to work every day.

Hey, I gotta say, it's working miracles on my calves.

Well, great.

You were my last shot.

There goes prom.

Thanks for nothing.

Hey, hey, hey, hold up.

There's still someone you could ask.

No.

Bro.

No.

No.

No!

No!

Bro.

Would you two pipe down?

I'm trying to Polish my picture of my prized car.

What a surprise for you boys to drop in.

Drop in?

Ha!

You really think Rigby would just come to dinner?

I know you just need something.

Oh, hush, Sherm.

So, how are things at work?

Great.

We just picked up Cheesers as a new client.

That's our Donnie.

I ate at Cheesers yesterday.

That was a good update, Don.

Yeah, so anyway, I just got all my credits for high school.

Yep.

Getting ready to graduate.

Moving up.

Accomplishing stuff.

In fact, I'm actually going to prom.

With Eileen.

You know Eileen.

Yeah, and?

That's it.

And I was wondering if I could borrow your car.

Oh, there it is!

Now it comes out.

See, Barbara?

Of course he needs something.

No!

You cannot borrow my prized 1964 luxury sedan.

Ah!

This is so typical!

You care more about that dumb car than you care about me!

That's it!

Go to your room!

Fine!

So, Don, you ready for some dessert?

Oh!

Rigby, you know this is a walk-in closet now.

I know.

I brought some tissues.

I'm not crying.

Oh, good.

Why does Dad still have to be such a jerk all the time?

It's just, neither me or Eileen went to prom, and I want to make it special.

Hmm.

All right.

I'll make you a deal.

Huh?

No scratches.

And I'm not involved.

Thanks, Mom.

You show that girl a good time.

I will, Mom.

Wow!

Hydrangea Macrophila!

My favorite!

Whoa!

Who lent you that thing?

My dad.

Pretty cool, right?

Wow!

That was nice of him.

Let's go crazy like teens.

Haha!

But not too crazy, you know, because I'm my dad's car.

Hmm?

Now be careful.

Come on!

Let's have fun!

Whoa.

Yeah, Jablonski.

A bunch of us are gonna go hang out at Lookout Mountain.

See you there.

Cool.

Oh, Lookout Mountain.

That sounds fun, huh?

Hmm?

Let's go get the car!

The car?

Oh, right.

Oh, darn tiny TV!

Can't fix it!

Why can't you be more like your brother the big TV downstairs?

Sherm, I can't help but hear some metaphors in your insane ranting.

Bob, you're killing me with this psychobabble.

I'm gonna go get my 318.

Rigby!

Are you okay?

It looks like you're stewing.

Rigby, please tell me what you're stewing about.

My dad didn't loan me the car.

What?

You didn't... steal it, did you?

No, my mom gave me the keys, but it's my dad, you know?

He doesn't trust me with anything.

I was hoping he'd finally be ready to see me as a real person.

It's always Don, car, everything else, me.

I know how you feel.

My mom can get pushy too, but she still cares.

I'm sure your dad cares too.

There's no way this is more important to him than your happiness.

Where's my car?

It's the most important thing to me!

Where's Rigby?

You seen Rigby?

I'm his father!

He's the grown adult who goes to school!

Useless!

Where's Rigby?

I'm his father!

I'm his father!

Where's Rigby?

Rigby was here?

I give him all his credits and I still can't get rid of him!

I can't stand him!

So, do you like Prom?

Where's Rigby?

I'm gonna kill him!

Please be careful, this is my dad's suit.

He cherishes it.

But he let me borrow it just for tonight because he really, really loves me.

You're not making any sense!

Where's my son?

I think the guys went to Lookout Mountain.

Take me there!

Yes!

This never gets old!

Do you ever look out at the night sky and think about how each one of those stars

represents the infinite possibilities of our lives?

Why, yes, Tony.

I do.

Shove it, Tony!

Yo, Rigby.

Sweet wheels.

They yours, bro?

Uh... No!

They're my wheels!

Dad!

What are you doing here?

I'm taking back my stolen car from my no-good son!

Why is Rigby's dad in his underwear?

You kids, get off my car!

You two get in!

Prom is over!

Ah!

Bye, Rigby!

Uh, good luck, man!

Rigby!

Rigby!

Eileen, close your ears.

I always knew you were a liar and a loser.

But I never thought you'd be a thief!

I guess I shouldn't be surprised!

Seems like every day you find some new way to mess up our lives!

And now, you've found someone new to mess up their lives, too!

What?

You heard me!

Look out!

Ah!

Oh, no!

No!

I'm just gonna go ahead and take these off now.

Rigby!

Oh, no.

This is really high.

Dad!

Give me the wheel!

Rigby, now's not the time to...

Rigby!

And look what you did to the windshield!

Dad, are you serious right now?

Dad, I do stuff like this all the time.

Just let me help!

Of course you do stuff like this all the time!

It's, uh...

It's your fault we're here in the first place!

Dad, stop!

It doesn't matter if I ever get a big job or my GED.

You're still never gonna trust me.

And that's on you!

You're so focused on your car, you never noticed me growing up!

Also, it's totally your fault, because you were

the one driving and you weren't watching the road!

Now give me the wheel!

No, it's my car!

You'll crash it!

Give it!

Eileen, you too!

I'm doing this for your own good, sir!

No!

Thanks, Eileen.

I promise I won't mess this up.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Ah!

Go left!

Go left!

Ah!

Not right!

Ah!

Go, go, go!

Rigby?

The car!

Forget about the car.

Are you okay?

Um, yeah.

Eileen, you okay?

Yeah.

Eileen, did you have a good time?

Oh, Rigby.

That was the best and only prom I've ever been to.

What you did back there was really impressive, Rigby.

I mean, it showed initiative.

Maybe you have changed, so, uh, I guess you can borrow the car whenever you want.

Thanks, Dad.

I should probably get a driver's license first.

See ya.

Bye-bye.

We'll be right back.