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All right.

Mordecai and Rigby, rake the leaves.

Muscle man.

The man with the muscle.

I've got the usual for you.

First, I need you to take out the garbage in the entire park.

Next, I need you to repave the sidewalk.

Make sure not to get any cement on you.

I hear it's impossible to get on.

Next, I want you to plow the field because

you're going to install the new sprinkler system.

I'm going to do a trencher.

It should be easy to use.

Connect all the galvanized steel pipes.

They should be pretty light for you.

Put them into place.

Bury them.

And that should be it.

For the first half of the day, that is.

Oh, so much raking.

Yeah, two old bags of leaves.

I can't even feel my arms.

All right, guys.

Another busy day ahead of us.

Muscle man, you know that sprinkler system you installed?

It works great.

In fact, I need you to install three more.

That should be easy for you, right, big guy?

It's not fair.

Why do I always get stuck with the hard jobs?

Well, you are the strong one.

I mean, you are called muscle man.

Is that all I am to you?

Just a muscle man?

Why doesn't Skips do the hard jobs?

He's strong.

Sure he is.

But he's also smart.

By the way, Skips, I need you to help me with my taxes today.

Oh, so he gets a cushy desk job while I get stuck with manual labor?

Hey, I'm good with numbers.

Guess what?

I'm sick of this job.

And I'm sick of everyone just using me for my body.

I'm gonna prove to you all that I'm just as smart as I am strong.

I'm gonna leave the park and get an office job.

Why would you do that?

Yeah, working in an office doesn't prove that you're smart.

It will prove it.

I'll prove it right now.

Muscle man out.

Muscle man, no!

I think you're strong and smart.

Don't leave!

I give him three days.

I give him, let's see, carry the nine, 2.57.

Can I help you?

I heard you guys had some jobs.

Not for you.

Let me get that for you.

Here you go.

Whoa, I've been trying to open that all morning.

Maybe we do have a job for you.

Follow me.

Here at Omnitech, we provide our clients with

business intelligence and smart e-solutions.

Yeah, intelligent and smart.

That's me.

Good!

We're only as smart as our employees.

Omnitech.

Powered by people.

You'll be in Ron's old office.

Where's Ron?

He got promoted to corporate.

I'll leave you to it.

Aw, yeah.

This'll prove that I'm smart.

Boring.

So I told her, hey, if you want to scan my

server, you gotta ask me out on a data first.

That was a really funny joke.

I totally got that.

You know who else scans her server?

My mom!

Hi.

I'm Muscle Man, by the way.

Randy.

Andy.

Gil!

We're the Cube Bros.

We're not your typical office drones.

Okay!

Well, I guess I'm replacing Ron.

Oh, wait.

Are you the guy who opened the pickle jar?

Yeah.

It'll take a lot more than that to replace Ron.

Any sack of meat can open a pickle jar.

Yeah.

A pickle jar's not that hard to open.

Look, it's not just because I opened that jar.

I'm smart too, okay?

Oh, look.

12 o'clock.

Time for our corporately mandated lunch.

Hey.

Mind if I come?

Oh, sorry, rookie.

Cube Bros only.

I'll show you.

Hey, Mitch.

Did you get that TH-29 formed illegal yet?

Actually, it's Mitchell.

And nice try, but that's a trick question.

The TH-29 would never go to legal because it is, in fact, illegal.

Whoa.

Good catch.

Looks like someone's been studying up on Data Ethics Volume 6.

Volume 6?

I read the whole series.

It actually wasn't that hard.

Whoa.

Those books are massive.

How are you holding all of those?

Do you lift?

Well, I used to, back at my old job, but those days are over.

Now I'm more interested in breaking a mental sweat.

Well, sure, but you're, like, really strong.

And smart.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Sure, now that you've read all those books, you're up to protocol.

You know who else is up to protocol?

My monitor.

Come.

on, guys.

Those cinder blocks aren't gonna move themselves.

Ugh.

Dude, I miss the days when we didn't have to move cinder blocks.

I miss the days when we didn't have to do Muscle Man's work.

And I miss the way Muscle Man would make me smile

with his cool sense of humor after a long day of work.

Dude, we gotta go beg him to come back.

Uh, Mitchell, you have visitors.

Hey, Muscle Man.

Uh, one second.

Memo sent.

What are you guys doing here?

Dude, Muscle Man, you gotta come back.

We really need your back.

Who are these guys, Mitchell?

Randy, Andy, Kill, meet my old co-workers.

Mordecai, Rigby, and Fives.

Park bros, Q bros.

Park bros?

More like college dropout bros, am I right?

But seriously, guys, that's a little harsh.

Well, Mitchell, we came to announce the good news.

As of today, you're officially being promoted to corporate.

Whoa, really?

Well, we think you're ready.

Yeah, you were like born for this job.

Woo-hoo!

I don't know, Muscle Man.

Do you really want to be stuck in a box all day?

This isn't you.

Yeah, forget this place and come back to the park already.

And lift heavy pipes for the rest of my life?

Forget that.

For once, I've found a place that appreciates me for more than just my body.

I thought you guys would be happy for me.

But Muscle Man, we miss you.

I miss you.

Please come back.

He's made his decision.

Well, congrats on becoming corporate.

We'll leave you to your new friends, then.

Well, now that you've ditched those losers, we've got to show you to your new office.

Whoa!

That's Ron?

This dude definitely didn't skip leg day.

RUN!

What is this?

The giant hamster wheel generator that powers OmniTech.

Our office drone bodies are weak.

Your brutish strength will keep the wheel moving to run OmniTech's power generator.

So, you just wanted me for my body all along?

Yeah, Mitch.

Yeah.

Now get on the wheel and start RUNNING!

Yeah.

Or else we won't work, work, work, work, work, work.

What's the deal, guys?

You sound like...

Robots!

Mark Rhodes!

Help!

Let's go there!

We're gonna have three of them!

Time to sign out!

Office drones attack!

Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

OmniTech!

Tower blind people!

Give us back our friend!

No!

We need him for his body!

Huh?

The mainframe?

I'm gonna have to use my smarts to hack into it.

Got this.

Stop it!

The camera!

What's happening?

Almost got it.

What?

Congrats on hacking computer solitaire, genius!

Get back on that hamster wheel and run, you sack of meat!

You'll never be smart!

Smart this!

Oh, no!

Can't run fast enough with my weak robot legs!

This place is gonna blow!

Whoa.

Corporate carnage.

Thanks for helping me out, you guys.

That escalated really quickly.

Yeah, you really dodged a bullet on that one.

I still wish I could prove that I'm more than just a muscle man.

Maybe I'm not as smart as I thought.

Oh, you're smart.

Just a different kind of smart.

You just have to find your own way of showing it.

I think I got one more idea that will prove that I'm smart.

But seriously, folks, I checked his computer, right?

And I told him he has a pretty bad virus.

You know who else has a pretty bad virus?

My motherboard!

Well, at least he's strong.

So long.

Mmm.

So long.

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