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Your safety deposit box, sir?

Thank you.

Do you need anything else?

A little breathing room.

Of course, sir.

Can't believe we lost him!

I wish we could find the remote.

There's probably nothing on anyway.

Worst guy's night ever.

You get it.

No, you!

No way, bros.

I'm all settled in.

Pizza delivery.

Uh, we didn't order... It's on the house.

Aw, sweet!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why is it free?

Oh, it's a gift from an old friend.

What's going on?

I hate it when old guys do that.

Don't worry.

It's just me!

Nikolai!

Oh, I guess Nikolai is his real name.

But we knew him as Thomas first.

Yeah, let's go with that.

Thomas!

What are you doing here?

I'm here to take you out.

For a good time!

I've become tired of living in exile.

Danger around every corner.

Secret agents hunting me down at all costs.

It's like... I get it!

I betrayed your country, but come on already!

My point is... I have a plan to escape once and for all.

I have to get to this rendezvous point.

That is trained by the old dam that I must be on at midnight exactly.

Then I will be free of my past.

But first...

I wish to see all of you one last time.

To hang out with the only buddies I've ever known.

That is...

If you want to hang out with me...

Of course we do.

You know, I don't think Thomas was ever at a guy's night before.

Yeah, he was.

Hey Thomas!

Go get us more chips at the store!

Ah, fine.

Just put the chips down and back away slowly.

Oh yeah!

Sorry about that, Thomas.

It's okay.

I wasn't the intern.

Well, get ready.

Cause you're about to experience guy's night classic style.

Guys night!

Guys night!

Guys night!

Guys night!

Guys night!

Wait!

Check this one out!

I.

learned that in Turkey.

How?

You get creative when you're being chased by a team of ninja assassins.

You are so cool now.

My life is not all cool.

Well, I should probably go to my rendezvous point now.

Ah!

What?

You must stay!

But I only have one hour before I'm supposed to be there.

One hour?

That's tons of time.

Yeah, man.

Just come out to Wing Kingdom for one last meal before you go.

Yeah!

Wing Kingdom!

Wing Kingdom!

Wing Kingdom!

Wing Kingdom!

All right.

Hooray!

But I will have to wear my mask to go out in public.

The secret agents, they still thirst for my blood.

Once I get on that train, I'll be able to go from country to country.

Maybe sampling chicken wings from each culture.

Dude, if that's what your life is gonna be like, then sign me up.

My life is very dangerous.

There is death lurking everywhere.

I have to live under the radar.

No documents.

No papers.

No identity.

I can't even get video store membership.

Oh!

Nice!

I envy your life at the park.

It is nice.

Simple.

I've never really thought about it like that.

But you know, with skills like yours, Thomas, you can pretty much do anything.

And once you make it to the rendezvous point tonight, you're free.

You can make whatever life you want.

Yes.

Perhaps I even run my own video store.

That's the spirit, Thomas.

Yeah!

Yeah, you've got time to figure it out.

To old friends and new beginnings.

Yeah!

Please, allow me to pay for this feast.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Your non-marked, non-consecutive bills are no good here.

Oh, come on, guys.

We got this.

I'm supposed to take you out.

Well, thank you all for making this a great night.

I will Cherish it always.

But you can't Cherish it if you don't have a wing.

Yeah, you haven't had a wing all night.

Oh, yes.

It is just really hard to eat with this mask.

But I guess one wing could not hurt.

Ah, much better.

What?

The old crow is back on the playground.

In pursuit.

Run!

Get to the car!

You need to get out of here.

But what about you?

I can handle these guys.

Just go!

Get in the car.

We can help you get to the rendezvous point.

Okay, good plan.

How are we doing on time?

It is good.

We should make it if we keep going like this.

Oh, dear.

We lost him.

I will take the wheel.

What.

was in those boxes?

These night jobs, I tell you.

What?

What?

Better get time and a half for this one.

Maybe we should have moved this with the truck.

Whoa, a car chase!

I can't believe I missed this!

You'd better hold on to that.

Whoa!

Get inside!

Quickly!

Better.

run!

Give yourself up!

I'll have to jump for it!

What?!

Thomas, that's crazy!

You never make it, bro!

Over here!

I have to try.

It is my last shot at freedom!

So is this...

Goodbye?

Buddies do not say goodbye.

They say...

See you later, buddy.

We'll never forget you, dude.

Sorry we couldn't have had a guy's night sooner.

This is the best guy's night ever, thanks to you.

Why couldn't you have been this cool before you left?

I was, muscle man.

I was.

Excuse me.

I think I have something in my eye.

The old crow is silent.

Commence clean-up operation.

We were never here.

Is he really?

He was a true guy's guy.

Thomas!

But... The train!

This was real rendezvous point.

You had to know as little as possible for your safety.

Now I am truly free!

Thank you all!

Guys night!

Guys night!

Guys night!

Man, that was the best guys night ever.

Indeed!

Wait... Guys night?

Guys night?

Guys night?

Guys night!

Guys night!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!