Original subtitles

Hello?

Anyone there?

I don't like it, Billy.

I was excited when you won those all-access passes to this donut factory.

But now that we're here, it seems to be completely abandoned.

Shh.

You're right.

Something's fishy.

There's not a donut in this place.

Uh, if there are no donuts, then why do I smell... frosting?

Ahh!

Donut factory holiday!

Best worst movie ever!

Ugh, again.

Why'd you guys make such a big deal out of this movie?

You've seen it a thousand times.

It's terrible.

Dude, we know.

That's why it's funny.

Yeah, it's kind of like that solo album you

recorded last year, if people had liked it.

And Benson for All was criminally misunderstood!

Billy, are you sure the sewer's the only way out?

If you can think of a better way to escape an evil donut, I'd like to hear it!

Wait, look out!

Sewer Gator!

Mr.

President, sir!

Prototype 58 has escaped!

Great Scott!

This is what we get for playing...

Uh...

Line!

Why does he get huge for that one scene?

Shhh!

Here comes the best part!

Reduce!

Reuse!

Reuse!

Reassist!

In!

Peace!

What?

No!

Time!

I read somewhere that the guy in the donut suit is the

director because he ran out of money to pay the actors.

I heard the crocodiles in the swamp scene where four iguanas taped together.

Wasn't that just a guy in a suit?

Uh... You're thinking of the alligator scene.

You gotta brush up on your taxonomy, bro.

Well, we can find out for sure next time we rent it.

We should get back to the rental store, though.

There's probably people waiting for it.

Ah, that stupid wait list.

I miss when we were the only people who knew about this.

It's due back at the video store by five o 'clock.

That gives us half an hour.

Plenty of time!

All we gotta do is eject this puppy, hop in the cart, cruise on over to the...

I said eject this puppy.

Guys, the tape's stuck.

No, it isn't.

Let me try.

Yeah, it's stuck.

Rose, I can't afford a late fee.

Okay, okay, we got this.

All we gotta do is find some way to pull that tape out.

And as long as we do it within the next...

28 minutes!

We can return it to the store and bam!

No late fee.

That'll work.

Okay, that sounds okay.

Let's do that.

I got my tools.

What's the emergency?

Don't have factory holidays stuck in the VCR.

Now what?

Let me try something.

It's never gonna come out.

I can try my family's technique.

You're great.

What a guy's right.

That tape's a goner.

I got this.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Stop!

You'll break the tape!

The video guy said it's impossible to replace.

Nobody's ever complained about my techniques before.

Guys, we got like 20 minutes to get the tape back to the store.

Let me hit it some more.

Let's just smash it!

I... I could... Guys, guys, calm down.

I'll just reach in, grab the tape, and pull it out.

Just like how we get prizes out of the cereal box.

Come on, baby.

I got it!

Guys, I got it!

And now to pull it out...

My arm's not coming out.

My arm's not coming out!

I got this!

We gotta do something, bros.

VHS, the home of very happy service.

How may I help you?

Oh, yeah.

Hi.

Is there a grace period for returning Donut Factory holiday late due to...

Unavoidable VCR mishaps?

You need to have it here on time or you'll have to pay the fee.

Which is?

Same as the budget of the movie.

Two.

Hundred.

Dollars.

What?

Nobody can afford that!

This dude says the fine is 200 bucks.

Oh, and there's someone here waiting for you guys to return it.

Donuts are forever!

You have 17 minutes to get it back here.

We've gotta get that tape back now.

We should also get Rigby some serious help.

Whoa, you're getting big there, Tamara.

Guys, what's going on?

Rigby needs your help!

No time to explain!

Is he hurt?

What ha...

Oh.

Steven!

Yes, ma'am!

Warm up a tub of butter from the pantry stat!

On it!

Lay him down on the table!

Ohhhh!

Hey, buddy.

Rigby?

How you holding up?

Eileen!

It's pretty much over for me.

I'm so glad I got to see you before the end.

Rigby, you know you're not.

I'm gonna miss your face, your glasses, your little side pony.

From now on, I'll be known as Old Man VHS Hand.

That's creepy.

Here's your butter mail.

Don't worry, Rigby.

We're gonna get you out of here.

Will, can we get the tape out?

No.

Now it's stuck and it's making me feel weird.

There's no time, bro.

We're out of options.

We gotta go nuclear.

Eileen?

I don't know.

It could work.

Wait!

Huh?

Don't smash it.

I didn't want to have to resort to this, but we have to go to the VCR repair shop.

Whoa, dude.

You don't have to do that for me.

It might be easier to just break my arm.

No.

Let's just do it.

Maybe he won't be creepy this time.

Have you just tried letting go of the tape?

Or...

Min.

Am I right, Tamara?

Lazy Dave!

Mordecai?

Your mom come with you?

No, man.

Just my buddies.

Aw, dang.

We got a tape stuck in this VCR.

I'm also stuck in the VCR, but I'm starting to get used to it.

All right, then.

Let's take a look.

So, Mord, how's your mom been?

Incredibly married.

Still?

Did you know Mordecai's mom and I used to date?

Until that fateful night, the rain started to fall when...

Uh-oh.

A Rewind King X2.

This thing's unbreakable.

Well, can you just try?

Only if you put in a good word with your mom for me, Mordecai.

Dude, no.

Fine.

We'll start by popping the face off the VCR.

You sure your mom's still married?

Ugh.

This was a waste of time.

Ugh.

We've got, like, seven minutes left.

I got it.

What if we don't have to get the tape out?

I know how we can get the video store on a technicality.

Here you are, one tape as agreed upon.

And I believe nowhere in the contract does

it state that the tape has to be watchable.

It's the first line.

And you can't return a tape stuck inside a VCR that also has a dude's arm stuck in it.

Actually, I've been waiting so long, I don't mind if there's an arm stuck to it.

The customer gets what the customer wants.

Wait here while I get our arm removal shears.

What?

Where'd the shears go?

Dude, Rigby, let's get out of here.

Oh, here they are.

What?

We've got runners!

The customer is responsible for all lost or damaged tapes.

Yay, tape hunter!

We are never going back to that store.

I'm coming for that tape.

Stop on it, bro!

The video store has its own bounty hunter?

Give me the tape and no one gets hurt!

Dude, we want to give you the tape!

What now?

Step on it!

What's the plan, Rigby?

Stay on target!

White.

King X2!

Try blocking this!

Reduce.

Reuse.

Retreat!

Ah!

There's no way the tape survived that.

Sorry, guys.

Maybe they'll let us pay the replacement fee on a plan or something.

I knew I shouldn't have put my arm in the VCR!

Stupid, stupid!

Bro, the tape!

Huh?

Mmm, buttery.

Fives, how much time do we have?

Am I the only one with a watch, or...

We can still make it if we hurry!

Let's go, bros!

Double time!

Um, we should probably call a cab.

Well, guys, you win some, you lose some.

On one hand, you blew up our staff bounty hunter,

but you did return Donut Factory Holiday on time.

Let's call it square.

So there's no fee?

Well, normally I'd have to charge you a tape washing fee because the thing is

covered in butter, but those guys said they didn't mind, so you're off the hook.

We're happier this way.

Actually, we're huge butter fans.

Heh, cool.

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to go.

Wait!

Movie night!

D-F-H!

D-F-H!

D-F-H!

D-F-H!

D-F-H!

D-F-H!

D-F-H!

O yeah.

We smashed the VCR.

Mom!

We are a full star.ili -ar ah!

T -R-H-D-F!

D-F-R!

Epl.

-o-m istedi reconstructions in your one-to -o-o-o-o-oh!

D-F-H!

D-F-R!

D-F!

D-F!

D-F-R!

D-F!

D-F!