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This could be the best or worst thing I've ever done.

I think you're like the forbidden fruit.

It doesn't feel right.

Are you ever going to just, like, forgive me?

You stay in your lane. I'll stay in mine.

My heart's been broken for ages.

He lied to my face.

I can't even look him in the eye. And you let me talk.

All I'm going to say is, Karma's a bitch.

This is a friendship I am confused by.

OK.

It sounds like she's painted a very different picture

outside of what's actually happened.

What was that for you, then?

A very close bond that now I'm sort of regretting.

Are you going to run off to Bali? I'm always going to go back to Bali.

I can't be your friend.

I have fallen in love with you.

My lady. Thank you.

There we are, lovely. Nice car!

I'm trying to impress Annabelle.

Her cat died, and then she just ended it.

You look great, by the way. Thank you.

Jack's not very complimentary of me at the moment.

He's getting a bit pissed off

that someone's flirting with his girlfriend.

You see that happiness and you kind of want it, don't you?

Trogs and I had a kiss in Scotland.

The one rule is, you don't go there with your friends' exes.

She's bad news. Stop talking about me

and trying to shit on a situation.

If I don't have to speak about you again,

honestly, it will be a pleasure.

It has been fun.

It's actually unravelled into something quite nice.

There's something about it which is quite icky.

You're a great kisser. You make my heart go...

Red flag. Huge red flag. LAUGHING: Oh, my God.

I didn't know you still had feelings for him.

You never get over it.

It does actually make me feel shit.

Don't have a go at me

for something you said and your own wrongdoings.

I don't understand when it's going to stop.

It's just not what I expected it to feel like.

Oh, dear.

Someone's gonna get hurt.

Is this your hidden talent?

♪ Take a step back and hold your breath.

♪ Cos it looks like we're going under... ♪

Hurry up.

SHOUTING Ah!

♪ Don't even know why But I did it... ♪

♪ Left you on the sideline To look in on what's on my mind... ♪

Go!

HE LAUGHS

♪ Cross my heart and hope to die

♪ I don't even know why But I did it

♪ Ooh, babe And I did it for myself, yeah

♪ You did it to me I did it to you

♪ We did it to each other

♪ Take a step back and hold your breath... ♪

Hello! Thank you for coming.

♪ I don't even know why But I did it.

♪ Ooh, babe I did it

♪ And I won't give this up for you.

♪ No, I won't give it up.

♪ And I can't give this up for you And it's all because

♪ You did it to me I did it to you

♪ We did it to each other

♪ Take a step back and hold your breath

♪ Cos it looks like we're going under

♪ Cross my heart and hope to die... ♪

Wah!

♪ ..but I did it

♪ Ooh, babe I did it. ♪

Summer '26 is gonna be the best one.

I have a really good... I have such a good feeling about this summer.

Everyone's on good vibes. It's good to be back here with Beks.

It's so lovely. And everyone's been travelling loads.

You've just got back from Vegas. Yeah.

The family just opened up a hotel in Las Vegas,

so that was really, really cool.

So I'm a bit jet-lagged coming back from that.

It was like three or four days. So tough, so tough.

THEY LAUGH

It's hard work to go from that to a party.

Yeah. Jesus. Sam, you've been running around London.

I've had the best time. What have you been up to? Just...?

Um, dating... Dating.

Drinking. Just... Drinking. We've had some amazing trips.

Oh, yeah, you guys went to Scotland. We were in Scotland again.

That looks really fun, to be fair. It was good. I didn't stop laughing.

I was quite jealous I didn't make the invite list, actually.

The invite list was quite small. Right.

Sam was trying to invite last-minute lady friends along.

Yeah. She's really sweet. She's coming today.

Nice! OK. Her name's Molly. She's very sweet, she's beautiful.

It's just about having fun. Yeah. Agree.

Me and Zeyno, we share the same vision.

We have very similar ideas on this.

I don't really date and hook up with people. I just like...

There's fun... Unless his name's Chuggs.

I don't, like... I don't hook up with multiple people.

I enjoy having fun with one person, and if that ends...

You can call him Chuggs. It's fine. Yeah.

Well, I actually spoke to Chuggs recently.

So he seemed like pretty upset with... Over someone else, though.

We were... So you guys ended, clearly.

I think it just fizzled. Like, he went away for ages.

He'd been seeing someone for a while before me and him anyway,

and they've recently ended, so obviously that ended really badly.

How gutted were you? Like...

LAUGHTER

If Chuggs turned around like, "Listen, let's date properly,"

would you say... I love you.

I don't know. If he was like, we can hang out,

then I'd be like, "Yeah, fine." Cos we get on.

Like kissing and cuddles?

Cuddles and hugs. Yeah, that's all I want.

THEY LAUGH

I thought blonde suited you so well, but this is like insane.

Like it brings out your eyes so much.

Thank you, Paris. It means a lot coming from you.

Is this like... The lady herself. Is this a fresh start?

Yes. A fresh line under everything. You being... Yes. Hot girl summer.

We have changed my hair and we've changed my mindset.

The old me does not exist. Yeah, the old Jazz doesn't exist.

That's like me after I got baptised.

I was like, "The old me doesn't exist."

THEY LAUGH "I don't know her."

Unfortunately, I didn't get baptised, I got heartbroken.

But... Maybe... We all go through that. Maybe that's the next step.

You do actually, like... Forgive me, you do look

a bit like Inga now.

What?! Don't say that!

It's the worst thing to say.

Who invited Angus? It's the hair. Leave, Angus!

You were quiet for five minutes and it was great.

Dare I ask, how was, like... What's going on with you and Inga?

Nothing, really, I think. She's out in Bali.

I'm here, very happy.

And you seem lighter now. Like, you seem...

I am! ...more relaxed and happier.

Oh, my God, I'm so much happier. This is what happens

when you're single. I'm not gonna lie, guys.

I've been thriving. It's cos I've been cooking for her.

We spend a shocking amount of time together.

It is shocking. Well, we're neighbours now.

Do you not get separation anxiety when you're away from each other?

You do. I've got keys to her house. I'm not gonna lie.

If it was me and I wanted to date a guy, right?

And they had this close of a friendship,

I would be straight out the door. Really?

Am I cock-blocking you? You might be. Might be.

I think you might be. We do go on double dates.

But I was just thinking, like,

James and Maeva have just celebrated seven years together.

He was 24 when they met.

I'm 24 now. Oh, you've got to find someone.

What are you looking for? Specifics. Let's go, on paper.

I just want someone to just have fun with, like,

have an adventure with.

So what was the problem with the other girls?

Were they not adventurous? It's just, I think...

They're not Jazz. THEY LAUGH

Liam just messaged me and he's on his way.

Nice. He's so cool. How did you actually know him?

So we met like three years ago at the Brits afterparty.

In the party days. LAUGHING: Yeah. He's a nice guy.

No, he's amazing. Yeah.

Hello. Hello, you two. Oh, hi.

Hello. Hi. I like the hair. Oh, thanks.

It's very light, isn't it? No, it's cool. It looks really nice.

Good waves. I just wanted to come over cos, obviously,

we didn't leave things off in the best way.

And, yeah, I just want to make sure that we're cool.

Yeah. I really appreciate that. Yeah.

For my part, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it to get that way at all.

I felt like a massive dick, so I'm sorry.

Wow! Who knows... Who knew Tristan...

What's actually going on, though, with... with you and Chuggs?

Is there still... Um... ...something going on?

It's not like... Nothing's going on, but, like, we've hooked up recently,

but that's just, I think, just naturally happened

because we were out after polo and just... Yeah.

Oh, after the polo? Yeah.

We don't communicate about emotions

or feelings with each other ever anyway.

He's a little bit... Chuggs is... A bit...

A bit scared of communicating about feelings.

Yeah, but so am I. Yeah. I know.

But I do think you like him as well. I like the idea of him.

And, like, I get... Like, we have chemistry.

Do you get butterflies? No, don't.

Oh, my God.

Fine, I'm just gonna... I'm not, like, waiting on my phone -

"Is he going to reply?" Like, it's kind of out of sight,

out of mind. When we speak, it's nice. When I see him, it's nice,

but when we don't, it's like, OK, whatever.

I'm single. When's he back? He's coming back soon.

Um, I don't know.

Hello. There you are. How are you doing? Hey, buddy.

You OK? Yeah, all good. Good man. Hey.

How are you? How are you doing? I'm good.

Thanks so much for having me.

Hi, I'm Liam. Hi. Zeyno. Beautiful Zeyno.

You look lovely. Beautiful Liam. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks, mate.

That's very kind.

I'll come here more often. This is awesome.

Um, how's it been today, yeah, good? Really good, yeah.

I feel like I'm a bit late to the party.

Yeah. Better late than never. What time do you call this?

I know, it's shocking, yeah. Exactly. No, it's so fine.

So, do you guys know each other? I'm confused.

We do know each other. Yeah, we met a couple of years ago now.

A couple years ago in a club. In a club. Yeah.

Are you a single dad? I'm a single dad.

One-year-old black lab.

This is what I'm talking about. Liam has a proper dog.

How old are you? 27. OK. That's quite a young age.

I was going to ask you how old you were, but that's really rude,

so I won't do that. How old do I look?

26. 26. OK. That's a great age.

So have you met everyone here? I haven't met loads, to be fair.

Chuggs is not here today, is he? No. Do you know him?

I went to uni with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.

He was very rugby and I was very... not rugby.

Like, rugby a little bit, but not like...

Chuggs was, like, the extreme.

Yeah, a long time ago now.

Are you dating? Like, what's your sitch?

No, I've been single for, like, a year, I'd say.

Um, like, amazing girl, but it didn't work out.

So kind of took a bit of time off.

What's your... what's your situation, then?

Um, yeah, I'm single. Yeah, yeah. Single. Yeah.

She's looking for something. Shut up!

Is she always like this? You're the worst wing woman ever.

Thanks for coming, guys.

Thank you.

Hi. Hello. I'm Kit. Maali. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Is this Beks's house?

Yeah, it is. You here for the pool party?

I was invited by my friend Sam. OK.

Yeah. A romantic friend of Sam Prince?

We've been talking. We've hung out a couple of times.

I've been in New York for three weeks.

I literally got back two days ago.

How funny. So... As have I.

I'm a chef. I was cooking out there. I'm a chef as well. Are you?

So anything else we've got in common?

Do you want to...? I was going to wear that dress today,

but I decided not to. I'm really glad you didn't. Yeah.

You would have worn it way better than I did. Well, stop it, you.

I'll leave the food. Come on, let's just go and... Lead the way.

Yeah, that I will.

But that could be an album cover. Yeah.

Genuinely, he's just... What a looker.

Um, you know Sam but you don't know anyone else, do you?

No, nobody else?

Who is that?

I'm going to keep looking at my phone to play it cool.

Oh, my God, she's so fit.

OK, I'll see you in a bit.

Hello. Hello. Hello, mate.

Did I see an absolute stunner on your arm?

I just met her in the car park, but it's... You know.

Oh. She's... I think she's... I think she knows Sam.

She knows Sam. Well, she does know Sam.

She just told me. She's way out of his league.

No way. She's unbelievable. She is!

Maali's here.

Hey, how are you? I'm well.

How are you? How was New York? You look so gorge.

How are you doing? Hi.

This is Tim. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Maali.

This is Olivia. Hi. Lovely to meet you.

Hi. You look stunning, by the way. I have to say.

Thank you, darling. Really beautiful.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder and all.

So, what are your intentions with my friend, anyway?

I don't know yet. Well, he never normally brings girls to,

like, parties or anything, so this must mean something.

Exactly. Oh, wow.

We have... we have fun. The way we met was funny.

It was very funny.

He tried to take a picture of me... No, no.

...with his flash on, bearing in mind.

And you were dancing in the corner. I was like...

I was... Quite a vibe. Dancing. I literally,

I flipped my hair around and the flash went off, and I go...

And you started dancing. "Excuse me, can I help you?"

And he tried to blow it off that I was dancing.

We should get that dinner. OK. I think we should.

Yeah, I'll pick a spot. I'll believe it when I see it. OK.

How does she know, Sam? She said that Sam invited her here.

Boo!

No. To be fair, does that affect... anything?

Do you care about that? I don't know.

Am I scared of treading on Sam Prince's toes? Absolutely not.

I mean, he tried to do the same

when I was in a relationship in the Maldives, so, no, absolutely not.

Do you see Sam as competition?

No. Me and Sam are so... different. Different.

Like, if she goes for that, then I'm like, OK, bad taste.

Like, I won't feel bad for a second

because he would do the same to anyone here, in a heartbeat.

♪ I know what you're thinking

♪ I've got a secret, secret. ♪

♪ Put on a record

♪ Let me dance, dance, dance, Tommy

♪ Put on a record

♪ Let me dance, dance, dance, Tommy... ♪

Oh, wow!

Yes. Wow.

All right, guys, I'm gonna...

Mm! Oh, my...

♪ Let me dance, dance, dance, Tommy

♪ Well, I guess this is me forever now

♪ Suited and booted

♪ Let me dance, Tommy

♪ But I kinda like it

♪ And, you know, I kinda need it

♪ Well, Tommy, get your shit together

♪ They don't need to know about it, all right

♪ Hey, kid, you're going to America... ♪

It's Bel. Bel?

Do you remember, she dated Angus.

♪ All right!

♪ Put on a record

♪ Let me dance, dance, dance, Tommy

♪ Put on a record... ♪

I had a great time. It was fun.

Beks's house... Beautiful. ...stunning.

Did you guys meet Maali?

I've actually invited her.

Yeah, we had, like, a very brief conversation.

Be nice to get to know her. Yeah, for sure.

Cos she only knows Sam, doesn't she?

What's actually going on with them? I'm really intrigued.

I'm intrigued.

I'm really looking forward to Angus's, as well.

Same! Seeing everyone there... Yeah, that's gonna be fun.

What are you guys wearing?

I want to look ten out of ten. You always do!

Always look ten out of ten.

Tell me again.

THEY LAUGH

We've got to go shopping, get some nice stuff. Hey!

Hello, hey! Hi, guys! Hi!

How are you? So nice to see you again.

You look so summery. You look good.

Got you a glass of wine. We just want to know more about you.

So far, all we know, you're a chef, which is really cool.

That is amazing. So cool. Thanks, guys.

What kind of... What kind of chefing is it you do?

So I was head chef at a restaurant for quite a while.

Yeah, it's really interesting.

Except every single time, like, especially when I was head chef,

they'd be like, "Oh, can we speak to the chef?"

And I'd come up and they'd be like...

...looking for the 40-year-old white man,

and I'm like, "Hey, it's me!"

Did you enjoy yesterday?

Yeah, it was really good.

Did you guys have fun?

You know, everyone was getting on.

I just went over to Tris and Jules and was just...

I was like, "I just want to clear the air."

Weird turn of events. They actually ended up introducing me to a guy,

one of their friends they know, called Liam.

Have you met...? Did you meet him yesterday?

I met him briefly. Briefly, yeah. Really quickly.

So he texted me after and he was like, "Keep Thursday free.

"I'll let you know where."

Wait, doesn't he know Chuggs?

Yeah, so apparently they went to uni together.

Oh! Oh. Which is quite fun.

Are they friends? Yeah, are they friends?

I'm loving this. No, no, he said that they knew each other

through rugby and stuff, but not friend.

Well, how do you think Chuggs is going to feel about that?

He's not gonna care. He's probably doing his thing in Tennessee

or whatever he's doing. Nice little welcome back to him.

Yeah. Welcome home. Bye.

See ya.

MUSIC: The Racket by Nicholas Hill, Glenn Herweijer & Ben Sumner

Thanks, mate.

I've known Maali since I was probably 12 years old.

She's my best mate's cousin.

What was she doing there?

Getting friendly with your arch nemesis.

Really? Mm.

Gentlemen.

Hello, mate. Slim Shady, how are we?

You all right, mate? All right, mate?

How you been?

Very good, thank you.

You look considerably fresh for a red-eye flight.

Yeah, I shaved... Shaved and showered. Treated you lads.

Nashville looked... serious.

A hell of a trip. It'd be a great place for a stag do.

Just wanna make sure you and I are all sort of on the same page

and good.

Yeah, I...

Look, I've got a lot of love for you, Tris.

I don't like arguing with you... Yeah.

...and I don't want to not be in a good place with you.

Yeah, there have been spanners in the works,

and I would like to move forward and sort of try and work towards

getting back to where we were. I'd like that.

I would like that.

How was this pool party?

Yeah, that was good. A few new faces.

Who's that? Guy called Liam. He's really nice.

Yeah, he's a lovely guy. The only slight problem

is he seems to have an interest in Zeyno.

I don't blame him, mate. She's a very good looking girl.

He was factor 50, straight in.

Guy you know from Oxford Brookes. He says he knows me?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'd have to look at his face.

Erm... Recognise him?

No. No, I don't.

Fenton!

Maybe... in passing.

Yeah. I feel like Chuggs is quite easy name to remember.

Yeah, and he was sort of asking

about what's going on with you and Zey.

What did you say?

Well, she was there. I said you were madly in love with her,

but you were just denying it. Is that what you actually said?

Yeah, course I did. I was speaking for you.

My honest opinion is that it's been quite frustrating watching it

because I can tell you like each other,

but I just don't think you've both made

that, like, final push together.

I get the feeling that you're not giving her the same energy

that you do when you're with her in person as you are over text.

I just don't text her.

Yeah, that... I think that might be part of the problem, mate.

I think she probably maybe would want you to text her.

Why would I do that? Because you're sleeping with her.

I've slept with her, like, two times.

She said that she's not waiting around for you,

but I can tell that there's still something there from her.

Interesting.

MUSIC: Nah Nah by La Securite

We've got to get the shoes in.

Cheers. Cheers!

Thank you! Oh, my God, Morife, you're so good.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Take a look. OK, they're cute. They're cute.

They're actually so cute. Cute of all of us?

No, I'm sorry, Morife does not miss when it comes to content.

She is the wheels driving this car, I'm telling you. Oh, bless.

But she also helps me, like, plan for my events.

If I need, like, styling help, I'm...

If I need an outfit, I'm like, "Which one? Which one, girl?"

I trust her, I trust her.

I love that. You've got good judgment. Very good opinion.

Like I said, she's my fashion brain.

Paris is kind of like a bit of a mentor for me.

Like, we literally talk every day, as well.

Like, you're really nice. Like, she's so lovely.

You guys are cute. They're gonna think I've paid you to say this.

OK, guys, it was really lovely to meet you guys.

Oh, my God, yeah. No, bless you, because she has to go,

she has to get my outfit for...

We've got a Louis Vuitton event... Yeah. ..coming up this evening.

So, this is exactly what she does. All right, I love you.

Love you. It was so lovely to meet you.

I'll see you in the evening. Yeah, I'll see you in the evening.

I'm sure we'll see you again soon. Bye, guys. Bye. Have a good day.

She is an angel. An actual angel. She is my heart.

Like, honestly, like, I don't even need a boyfriend or anything.

Like, I've just got all my emotional support...

Yeah, why would you need a boyfriend?

Takes your stresses away, I can imagine.

No, she's so good. Hello.

Hello! How are you?

So nice to see you. I know. Nice to see you.

Such a small world. I know, isn't it?

I saw you across... Hi. Hi, Annabel.

Lovely to meet you. Paris. Nice to meet you.

You were at the show, weren't you? Yes, yes.

We were opposite. I thought so. Hi.

Annabel. Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm Alice.

Wait, how did you guys know each other?

She was dating Angus for a little bit.

Oh, the curse. The Angus curse.

Oh, my God, you guys have that in common. I dated Angus, too.

But then I heard you guys broke up

because your cat passed away or something.

I actually do have to come clean.

The cat's still alive.

What?! No, I know.

I don't lie, I never lie.

What is going on right now? Let me explain.

You lied about your cat dying?

We just... We didn't really fit.

But why did the cat need to die?

Yeah! I know. Rewind. Honestly, I...

I needed to say something to get out. I regret it.

Does the cat know about this?

The cat doesn't. The cat looks great.

She keeps... She's 19. She keeps bouncing back.

All right, look, he's got his birthday party this weekend,

so maybe you should come as my guest.

Is that a good idea?

I think it's funny. I think so.

It's not exactly the best birthday present, is it?

I won't... I think it's time for confessions.

Yeah, I think I need to clear the air.

I want to clear the air. Yeah. Cat confessions, we'll call it.

Maybe you'll rekindle.

Oh, God.

♪ Come calm my senses I'm scared to try

♪ Let down your guard and I'll be your guide... ♪

Beks absolutely smashed it yesterday.

It was just like love everywhere, everywhere I looked.

Phillip and Georgia, you and Tristan,

you guys. What? It's just bloody everywhere.

It just makes me feel really single at the moment.

Angus, I'm also... We can be single together.

Yeah. I don't think that's what he...

I don't think that's what he meant.

I think... I think it's cos I've been on, like,

a bit of a self-discovery, right?

Oh, I love that. Do you know I mean?

We love a journey. Like, date a bit older,

date someone who's a little bit, like, wild,

date someone who's more chill.

I'm ready to do something serious now.

Are you actually? Yeah.

And I feel like something's around the corner, as well.

Me and you both, hopefully.

Maali.

Maali, that's her name. Did you meet her?

I did. We...

Not gonna lie, guys, we hit it off.

I got back home and it was, like, 12am... But who's counting?

...followed her and then she followed me back, and so we got chatting.

We were chatting for, like, an hour.

And Maali did tell me that she was single yesterday.

It's your birthday coming up, Angus,

and you're gonna invite Maali there, right? Hell yeah.

Do you think I should wait and not text her again

until I see her at the party? What do you think, Jules?

No, I think you should text her. If you're interested, show it.

You don't have to, like, play it cool in the sense

where you're, like, I'm not going to speak to her until I see her.

OK. I'll send her a message saying...

"Fancy helping me bake a cake for Angus?"

Yeah! With, like, a wink, like a wink emoji.

A winky... Like...

"Can you help me?" "A little birdie told me you're a chef."

A little birdie, aka you. Yeah.

I'm playing it cool, as well.

One word of caution is I feel like Sam will come back hard.

Who is Sam? We don't care about Sam. Who is Sam?

Sam Prince? Yeah. OK.

How's things with Sam? What's the situation?

Good, I think.

After the party, Kit drove us back to London,

and then Sam and I had a drink.

We've made out a couple of times.

It's... Oh, it's so cliche.

It's electric. It is. It's very enjoyable.

I love that. I think with Sam now, he should do, like, a dinner

because obviously you guys know each other quite well.

What's that face?

Jack?

"Hey, I want to sort cake for Angus's birthday

"and looking for a helper. You keen?"

I'm actually dead.

Is he asking to hire me or to help out?

Should I send him my day rate?

Yeah! He was really sweet, though.

He did kind of go out of his way to make me feel very comfortable.

He's a really, really nice person.

Mm. Mm. You're quiet over there.

She can't say too much.

Go on, now you have to.

No, he's my ex-boyfriend, and we just don't get along at all.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I don't care like that, though, obviously not. No, but I...

I would really quite like someone to take him away, you know?

He's so annoying. No, he is nice, but we just don't...

We don't get along at all. No.

What do you think Jazz thinks of this?

They're super close, aren't they?

They're very close, yeah. Yeah. Mm. Mm.

It's... Yeah. An odd friendship.

Oh. I mean, before Jack and I were together,

Jack literally was telling Jazz that he was in love with her.

It was to that point where,

like, he was, like, obsessed with her, wasn't he?

Do you think she knows that he...?

Or is she just turning a blind eye to it? She's not stupid.

Well, she's not stupid,

but obviously there's not really anything she can really do.

But isn't that quite similar to the Inga situation?

It is a bit similar, yeah. That is literally exactly the same thing.

Everyone went at Inga, saying... For leading her on.

...for leading her on, for carrying on being friends. But then it's different because...

I'm not sure how Sam would feel if... I don't know.

How would Sam feel if you did end up doing that? I don't know.

I don't think he'd take it very seriously, cos I think...

I think he'd laugh because he obviously knows

there's no competition there. There's no competition there.

♪ Moondog on an ivory throne

♪ They're getting lost in a palindrome

♪ It's a sweet surrender

♪ To the great pretender... ♪

How good does this feel?

I'm not gonna lie, it feels really good.

Are you having a great time because you're with me

or you're away from the kids?

I'm away from the kids.

Let's get you in some shade.

Are you saying I'm sunburned?

A little. No!

Oh, what a lovely day, no?

Do you know what? Credit where credit's due,

this is a lovely date that you've planned.

Can you say it a bit louder? No.

That's the one compliment you're getting today.

Yes, I've done one thing right out. You've maxed out.

By the way, you look stunning today. Thank you so much.

It's not Wimbledon, but you look great.

I thought I'd wear it for you today. Really nice.

Thank you. You look stunning.

Thank you. I like it here.

It's very nice. Thank you for inviting me. I like you here.

Oh! Thank you.

I love kissing.

Bring back making out.

We've made out a lot. We have.

We've made out in some really... Precarious locations.

Precarious... In the front of pubs where there's been a crowd

of people, just me and you in the street.

Just literally in the street. And the kissing.

But also not giving a fuck. It was really, really lovely.

What else is new with you?

Jack texted me asking if I wanted to help him make a cake

for Angus's birthday.

Yeah, you should do that. Well, I'm going to.

The bloke needs help putting his socks on, so I think it'd be handy.

But it's really strange because I saw it in a really friendly way,

thought it was kind of harmless, but the girls thought otherwise.

Well, Jack's very good at being friends with just one girl, really,

which is Jazz. I... He is basically her handbag.

Oh, that's harsh! But it's true, though, he is.

He basically follows her around like a little puppy dog.

Jack's kind of waiting for the day that Jazz is going to turn around

and be like, "You know what? I love you, too."

But, unfortunately, I don't think that's ever going to happen.

Obviously with Jazz, Jazz loves people around her

that's just going to sing her praises the whole time

and say, "You are perfect. Whatever you do is just amazing,"

like Julia and Jack does.

And Jack is the kind of main cheerleader in that.

Well, the girls... Did he show you his pompoms?

Pompoms? Yeah. Give us a J, give us an A...

You're awful. Yeah, yeah. He loves it. He's always...

Just off the dome. Yeah, yeah. Awful. He loves it.

Look, if they're happy, let them be happy.

If they're friends, let them be friends. Exactly, exactly.

What does it have to do with me?

But one thing that's nice is that today he's going to be hanging out

with you and not Jazz. Yeah, exactly. Actually, do you know what?

Should we get back on a date?

Let's get back onto this date. OK.

Good kisser.

♪ If only I was made for love... ♪

This is so nice. We don't get to do this often.

I agree. Me and you, baby.

Ah. He's here. My brother.

Oh, look, he's turned up.

Hello, family!

Hello. I love it. Yeah, straight up.

Give me a hug. Are you dressed up?

That's nice. Dressed up for London.

Bless him. Shows you don't come out often. Hello, hello, hello.

Dressed up? This is what I have on every other morning.

Bollocks. This is the beach club... No. ..business attire.

As soon as you get back from work, you're in your boxers.

Is it really shows that you just don't come out.

Shush. By the way, it's nice to see you.

We did get a table for four cos we thought Jazz might come.

Look, I get on with her, we're good mates.

I can do stuff without her. You're already annoying me.

No, you don't. Already annoying me. She's always in your stories.

Like, literally... Yeah, that's cos we live five minutes

from each other now. OK. Jack's playing the ultimate long game.

No. Oh, my... This needs to stop cos everyone jokes about it.

Cos you've said it multiple times. No, as a joke.

You've got to go with the joke.

Where are the two? Where's Beau and Josephine?

That's the only reason I joined, by the way.

Josephine recently has been sleeping on her front,

and it's almost like she's grown up in a matter of seconds.

She's really demanding and she gets, like, super impatient.

She's quite sassy. yeah. She is sassy.

I wonder where she gets that from. Beau's quite like you

and Josephine's like... Yes. ...her mum.

Why have you brought your carry on?

I'm making a cake. I'm making a tiramisu cake.

I have no idea how to do that. Oh, no.

Yeah... So who are you making it for?

So I'm making it with a girl called Maali... Oh. ..who is a chef,

so she actually...

Not completely... She's a chef?

She's a chef, yeah. So she's gonna date Kit soon?

Probably, yeah. Yeah. No, actually, she's dating...

Cos that's what happened with the last one. She's dating Sam Prince.

I don't know dating, they've gone on dates.

Oh. Jack, no.

Red flag, huge red flag.

Look, I have known Sam for... I feel like his whole life.

And every girl that he comes across, it's the same.

Copy, paste, flirt, get bored, go somewhere else.

It's just a chance to, like, yeah, make a bit of a fool of myself.

I don't think I've even bought the right ingredients.

I have no idea, I just... Flour.

You don't even need flour for tiramisu.

No? Oh... That's a waste of £2.

So, Maali Taylor?

Yeah, are you actually looking for a serious relationship

right now or not?

No, I actually am. Maali's funny, she's sweet,

from what I've gathered. I hope it goes well.

I think... You've got belief in me?

Oh, no, absolutely not. Good.

Not right now. I really don't think you're ready

for anything serious right now.

Fantastic.

♪ Girl, you look so good and taste as sweet

♪ And I can't help but dance on the ceiling

♪ When I'm with you, I'm dreaming

♪ Oh, it's kinda dumb... ♪

Oh, my God! Look who it is.

It's real.

You're the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. So, this is Lyla.

Hello. Hi.

Oh, my God, we're matching. Yeah, you are.

Hello. Hello. How are you?

Great to see you. You look lovely. DOG BARKS

Lyla, no.

Lilo or Lyla? Lyla.

My dog's called Lilu, so that's quite similar.

Look at us!

So, yeah, when was the last time I saw you?

At the pool party? Pool party, yeah.

How did you find it? That was a real fun day. Really fun day. Yeah.

Everyone was really nice. You were my favourite.

Yeah, literally.

What do you, like, do for fun? What's kind of... What's your vibe?

Well, I...I've just started playing polo, actually.

I'm really enjoying that. No way. Are you a good rider?

Like, all right. I'm not... I'm not that confident

cos I've kind of been in and out of it over the years.

What's your usual type?

I knew that question was coming.

It's such a classic, isn't it?

I guess I have a track record of blondes

and rugby and polo players. Ah, yeah.

So that's not really worked out for me. Blondes and rugby, yeah. Yeah.

I think we spoke about that the other day, yeah.

What is Chuggs saying? What's that situation?

Erm... Clearly not that much.

No, not that much, actually. We haven't really spoken.

Yeah, I would say if there was anything going on,

but there isn't, really. Yeah. It's just we hooked up recently.

Yeah. Like, I'm not one to, like, step on someone's toes,

but also, like, you're great and, like, we get on super well,

so, like... You're not stepping on any toes. Don't worry.

There isn't anything going on between me and him,

so why should he have an issue?

Also, this is sick, so do we care?

I don't care. Right, should we actually go for a dog walk, then,

stop chatting rubbish? Yeah, let's do that.

Chat rubbish while we're on the dog walk. Yeah.

Come on. Come on, Lyla. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Do you want to hold her? Yes, I do, actually. Go on. Thank you.

MUSIC: We Can Pretend by Baby Universe

You know I can juggle eggs?

No.

Oh, God. OK.

Oh! SHE LAUGHS

OK. I think I've got everything.

OK. Mascarpone's in the fridge.

Shouldn't be. Is it not? Strike one.

Is it not meant to be? No. You've got to be at room temperature.

Well, I didn't know that.

It has to be room temperature, otherwise you can't...

Like, it'll ruin the eggs. I...I didn't do that.

That was Jazz.

Two dates in one day, that's crazy.

Two dates in one day. Are you calling this a date?

I wasn't calling this a date. Why did you say this was a date

I... Oh, we can call it a date if you wanted to call it a date.

Fine, all right, we'll call it a date. No. If you want to, fine. No.

OK, you went a date with Sam.

I thought, as a chef, you would have better taste.

Oh! That was good, wasn't it?

You guys are so mean!

Right, give me some.

Thank you. See? Love that.

But no, I've really enjoyed this so far.

We've not even started.

How excited were you when you got that text from me?

I'd probably say minus five, actually.

I was out with Zeyno, Abi and Liv.

Oh, so did you read the message out in front of them?

Yes, 100%. Oh, God. What were their reactions?

I've heard a lot of stuff... OK. ...from a lot of people

that I don't necessarily agree with. OK. But, I mean...

Ooh, tell me, give me the gossip.

Basically, everyone's kind of been really going into the situation

of how you and Jazz are.

Ah, yes, that old chestnut. OK.

The girls were bringing up stuff

that I didn't even kind of comprehend.

Said that the way that you're being treated by Jazz

is the same way that Inga treated Jazz.

I mean, that's a completely different situation.

But, hey, like, I...I don't care what they say.

But also, what is Sam and Jazz's relationship?

Because from what I've heard, like, they haven't...

They don't get along. No, they don't.

They don't get along. And he kind of said something

along the lines of, "Jazz only makes friends with people

"who put her on a pedestal and, like, are her cheerleaders."

Again, that's... I think you want to support your friends, do you not?

Yeah. Like, that's what friends do.

Yeah, I know. I know that's an alien concept for him.

But that's him, OK.

That's emotional maturity, he doesn't have that, he lacks that.

He lives for messing with people's lives.

I would just never take anything he says seriously. OK.

MUSIC: Haven't Seen You In A While by Bottle Rockets

A certain someone told me you went on a date yesterday.

Yeah, it was actually really fun. We went on a dog walk.

He brought the dog with him, which obviously helped.

That helps. Yeah, yeah. The dog was so cute.

He's just a good vibe.

I thought he was quite interested. Like, he seems keen, so...

And what's actually going on with you and Chuggs right now?

Have you seen him? I don't actually know what's going on.

Like, I was fine with the hook-up situation,

like that was just the dynamic we had. Yeah.

But even during that, we were still texting,

whereas now it's like the communication has stopped

and he's very hot and cold with it.

He's just gone cold turkey. It's just weird.

Yeah. It's just... And I don't, like...

Is Chuggs even here yet?

I've not seen him. I don't even know if he's back from Nashville.

He is. He is. He is back.

David and Tristan and Chuggs caught up yesterday.

He did touch on you.

And he does see you as a friend, but he just has no interest.

I don't really get... I think that's rude.

I think it's rude. Yeah. You know what is quite funny about that.

Obviously, I saw him at the polo, and I was talking to this guy,

and he just picked me up on his shoulder

in front of everyone just walked off.

And he was like... I was like, "Your cock blocking me."

And he was like, "Yeah, that's, that's the intention."

So he's got zero interest,

but he's not then allowing you to have any interest in anyone else.

He's actually really fake. Like he... I feel that too.

The more I spend time with him and the more I see him... Yeah.

...I see him in such a different light. Yeah.

Like I tried to protect him when he was going through

that stuff with you guys before, and actually looking back

at it, like, he just is not that nice a person.

He's actually a bit of a bitch. Yeah.

♪ I'm not feeling it

♪ I'm off to live forever

♪ With our love we'll live together... ♪

CHEERING

This is beautiful. Thank you. You look great.

Are you having a good night?

I know that it's, like, pretty intense.

It's so nice for Angus to have invited me to his birthday.

His face when Jack brought out the tiramisu cake. I know.

It looks incredible. Thanks, babe. Although Jack got all the glory.

I did all of the work. Did you have fun, though?

I had more fun than I was expecting to have.

OK.

Well, happy birthday, Angus. Thank you very much.

Cheers, guys. Cheers. Thanks for coming.

I think it's a little bit rude that G didn't come.

I put his name on the guest list,

so... I don't think he's allowed in the venue.

Might need to wait.

I thought he could come and buy me a drink,

but if he doesn't want to come, that's fine.

OK. How have you been, man? Haven't seen you in a while.

Yeah, it's been really well, thank you very much.

We're just getting out of the newborn trenches at the moment, so.

Oh, my God. Sorry. How is, like, baby life?

I've been watching your TikToks

and stuff, and it's making me have baby fever.

Like I've never, ever wanted a baby.

But watching you guys, I'm like, gosh,

it actually looks so beautiful and so cute and so gorgeous.

It was honestly, the first few weeks were so hard.

And I think, you know... It's still hard. I think it's... Hello.

Hi. Hi. Oh, my God. Long time, no see.

My beautiful girl, how are you?

I'm sorry. Annabel. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Mwah.

Hello. This is unexpected. I know. A good birthday present.

Yeah, I think so, actually. I wasn't sure,

but I think this could be one of the best birthday presents.

Is this your girlfriend?

Uh, no. No, no, no, we used to...

We used to hang out in.

Paris and I ran into Annabel recently,

so, yeah, we thought it was a good idea.

That's very kind of you to do that. Good.

I am actually happy you're here. Oh, good.

Good. We've not spoken in, like,

a year and a half. Oh, wow. Yeah. It's been a while.

It has been that long, hasn't it?

I feel like you guys must have a lot to catch up on.

I really feel like we do. Yeah, we have a conversation.

I don't want to be here for the convo. OK.

I think it's time to go. It was lovely to meet you.

Lovely to meet you. Fine, fine, fine.

Bye, guys. Bye!

Hi. Sorry about that. They were very excited.

No, no. They're lovely.

I saw the girls the other day at the fashion show.

I realised that it could be a good opportunity to clear the air.

And, like, I think it's... I'm very happy that you've come over.

And I think even the fact that we can just get along now

is probably a pretty good birthday present in itself.

I don't know,

it's still a bit confusing for me the way things kind of ended.

No, I understand that.

RIP cat.

Um...

But, yeah, I kind of, I don't know. What happened?

We were having a good time and then all of a sudden...

I actually need to, um...

I need to confess something. Yeah.

Tigger's still alive. Right. OK.

Well, I'm so relieved. Yeah. Wait, so you lied?

Yeah, I think I just felt

a little bit claustrophobic with everything.

They were... It was quite intense. It was quite fast moving. Exactly.

I think that you're a lovely, lovely guy.

I think they were so lovely.

And I definitely wanted to come and clear the air.

I mean, it's been a long time.

I haven't been thinking about it every night since...

Oh! ..it's ended. OK, good.

Well, at least the cat's out of the bag.

I actually didn't... actually

didn't want to laugh at that, but that's pretty good.

I'll see you for that drink next week.

I'm joking. Right. OK.

I think you're in. I'm not going to lie.

Don't jump up and down. She's gorgeous.

She's funny. She's so funny. Yeah. She is.

She is so, like, similar. We're so stupid together.

Which is... OK, if we're being real talk right now. Yeah.

Between you and Sam, like, that's what Sam lacks.

And that's what you're like. That's one of your best qualities.

Polar opposites. But also, it's quite funny that he's going around,

like, kind of shitting on us

when he has no idea that you're about to steal his girl.

I just find that really funny. I want to keep it that way as well.

Marnie did tell me something else,

which I don't think you're going to like.

When Marnie saw Livvy and the girls,

they said you've kind of turned into Inga -

the way Inga led you on, you're leading me on.

Hang on. That makes no sense. I know. This is exactly what I said.

And also, that is, um...

Are you OK?

I'm sorry. It made no sense. When Marley told me,

I was like... Yeah. It's just an ignorant comment.

It's just cold.

How is that comparison even anything like that?

To compare that is pathetic, on her part. Yeah.

And seeing you're upset now pisses me off.

Hello. Hi. How are you? Good. You? Yeah.

I'm good. Look like you've seen a ghost.

Are you OK? Yeah. Why? Don't know. You just seem really quiet.

You've just walked in. Yeah, I know. Just...

You know.

I don't get this attitude that you're giving me.

You know, you've just been a bit weird, like, recently and...

How have I been weird recently?

You've just been really... and I'm kind of over it.

Like the things we've been saying. I think I'm just like...

What have I been saying?

Why are you going... running to the boys being like,

"Oh, yeah, I've got zero interest in her."

Like, not going there kind of thing,

but like making out as though it's like a one-sided thing for me.

I don't know if I said the words zero interest,

but I know Terrence was pestering me a lot for questions,

and he was like asking if there was like a romantic thing between us.

Like, if it's going to go anywhere like that, which I don't... Like,

we both... We both said that it's not.

But also, you don't need to be... What's the issue? Because then

why are you saying it in that way?

Like I genuinely saw you as a friend and more...

So we're not friends now.

I don't fucking see you as a friend

because you're just talking shit about me.

No... I'm sorry to interrupt. Hey. How you doing?

You OK? I'm good. Nice... Yeah, to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Liam. Yeah, yeah. I feel like we were...

We were actually at uni together. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's so rude. Yeah, I know.

Yeah. Sorry. Sorry man. That's so rude. I was...

But he might not remember me so it's all good.

How old are you? 27, man. Yeah. OK.

You were. Did you play rugby there? I played rugby first year.

Yeah. And then sacked it off after the year.

Had enough. How you doing, mate? You all good? Yeah, good.

Having a lovely conversation with the gorgeous Zeyno.

Um... Yeah. I feel like I've interrupted something.

I don't know what I've walked into.

Chuggs is just running his mouth as per usual.

So I had to... Are you OK? Yeah. I'm fine.

Thank you for asking that. He's sweet, isn't he? You're sweet.

You should take a leaf out of his book.

Oh, really? OK. Yeah.

I don't know what I've just walked into,

but, obviously, we had our date the other day,

which was, like, really nice.

I don't know if you heard about that or, like,

kind of if that's what this is about.

Like, I don't really know kind of why you guys...

It's not about that. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

It's not. It's obviously it's just stuff, like, that we've heard.

You know, kind of what the chat's been had.

We're not arguing about you going on a date.

That's... that's good to hear. I'm glad.

No, no, it's not that. OK, good. Looks like you guys have got a lot

to talk about, so maybe I'll just leave you to it. OK.

Nice to meet you, mate. Nice to meet you, brother.

Zeyno. Come on. Let's not be annoyed

with each other. Like, we're better than that.

OK. See you later.

You OK?

Yeah? Yeah, I think so.

Was that a lot? No, no, it's not.

I do, I do... Yeah.

I feel really shit tonight.

It's kind of been ruined because I had a sick time yesterday

and I would love to do something again.

I don't know if you're... if you're keen.

Yeah, I am.

♪ Let down that heart attack

♪ Go into the dark Step off the map

♪ Like a stone got thrown to the sky... ♪

Do you approve of me and Molly?

I think so, yeah. Yeah. She's lovely. Yeah.

I'm glad you approve. Yeah.

Ah! Ah! Our two biggest fans. How you doing?

How are you guys? Good. Yeah. I'm having a good night.

How's your night going? Yeah. Superb.

Yeah. Really fun. Just good vibes. Have you seen the cake?

I haven't, I haven't tried it yet, but it looks unreal.

Marley apparently made the cake, right?

Yeah, I was a little sous-chef. Sous-chef.

Make the cup of teas? I was basically... Just cracking the eggs.

Yeah. Just about actually. Can you make your bed?

How's things going with Marley? She's sweet. Yeah.

She's nice. Really nice. Had fun yesterday. Yeah.

But, yeah, she said you guys had a nice time.

I haven't seen you much with her tonight, though.

No, You're saying that. No. I feel a bit... Just having fun.

We're not together.

Also, you're, like, hanging off her like a handbag.

I am. Difficult to get a minute, you know?

Literally just, like, crawling after her.

Jazz or... Literally following her. I know, I know.

I'm finally detaching from her. Now Marley. Yeah.

Good for you. That's good. That's good.

As long as you work well in the kitchen, it's good.

Yeah. We're going to go out for dinner. I think that's nice.

I need to figure out where we're going.

Yeah. She's very clean, actually, with the way she eats.

We're very like...

She's very fitness focused, which I quite like.

I prefer kissing than food chat, you know.

But, no, we're going to go sushi.

Do you know how to use chopsticks? Just about.

You just stab it, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Cool. Cool.

Well, no. But she also said stuff in the... Really?

When we were making... You just love talking about me.

About who? I appreciate it. You love... you love commenting on me.

Well, both of you actually. We do? Maybe.

Not really. Yeah. Really. Um...

But I mean, fair enough. You can do what you do. Um,

but it's just like long game stuff with Jazz.

It's just a bit strange, to be honest.

It's really not that deep. What we're saying is just

what everyone else has been saying.

That Jazz is leading me on the way Inga was leading Jazz on.

I never said that. It was Abbey that said it, but...

But you agreed with it. I didn't not agree with it.

OK. So it's basically what you're saying.

People kind of think that, you know,

that Jack is in love with you... But this is so silly.

It's very like... If you guys genuinely do see it that way,

I think that baffles me. We're saying what everyone else in

this friendship group is also thinking, by the way.

Some comments can get a bit far.

You come in here so bloody serious.

I'm here having a joke and laugh.

Yeah, but you're... It's funny.

Like, you did the same thing with my brother.

Now he's married with two kids and you're still here

battling with his younger brother. Is it time to grow up?

I'll see you guys. Enjoy your night.

I always enjoy, like, hanging out. You also enjoy kissing Becks.

What? Recently? Yeah.

I did actually do that recently.

Yesterday.

How many days did you actually go on with Philip?

Eight. Ten, maybe. So you didn't just go on one date?

No, not at all.

You're embarrassing me again.

I don't understand when it's going to stop.

What can you see? What I have in life is

like everything I've ever wanted.

And it's just not what I expected it to feel like.

They had a drunken kiss the other night.

Oh, God. Do you still have feelings for me?

I just said that I did.

You did or you do?

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