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Here's pretty much everything you need to know.

What happened?

You went through the time machine pool

to stop Hammond.

I wish it could have been that simple.

Hammond prepared his stone soldiers.

Ragana captured Hexela.

Whoa, what?

Find the champion.

He'll know what to do.

Does your mom talk to people in dreams often?

Bring her back.

Okay, so about that.

Sir Dwight will know what to do.

Huh?

Your mom said that I would know how to defeat Hammond.

Ahh!

I don't.

I have no idea.

We still have a bargain.

'Tis true.

You'll have your army.

You must go while there's still time.

Time for what?

To save Hexela.

You know a liven spell really isn't that difficult.

We learned far more complicated spells at school.

It is however quite costly.

Hmm, pity.

Uh, so tell me

about your tall, brawny, brooding friend.

Is it possible you found the one?

Hammond?

Blah.

Come on, Hexie.

You know my type.

Mm.

Ah floof!

I'm out of possum's teeth!

That is a bother.

I'll be back in a jiffy.

Ah, okay, well, take your time, sweetie.

A-a-ahh.

When shall we three meet again?

In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

When the hurlyburly's done,

when the battle is lost and won.

That will be ere the set of sun.

Where the place?

Upon the heath.

There to meet with...

Macbeth.

Hey! There you are.

Hi!

Did you bring it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Three bags of fake blood.

Oh my gosh, great!

We need to test this on Lady Macbeth's hands

and wardrobe for everybody...

that gets killed.

Copy that.

Hey, who's your friend?

Oh, this is Gretta.

Gretta, you remember Charles.

Ah, harmless peasant.

Oh!

Oh my gosh!

You're the stage combat choreographer.

Uh.

When does the rest of your troupe get here?

For the stage combat workshop?

Soon, soon-ish.

You just, you get back to your rehearsal.

Yeah, sure, def,

I just, I would love to get some expert feedback,

that just.

Okay, hey guys.

We're gonna take it again from the top,

but this time I want to see performance-level energy, okay?

Hexie!

Baldric!

Oh, my darling!

You came.

= Of course I came, my angel.

What has that horrible little witch

done to you.

NO!

Don't touch the ropes!

It's a witch's trap.

If you touch it, you'll be tied up too.

What happened to you?

When I came through the scrying pool,

I found myself in the woods.

I immediately came here to find Ragana,

and to stop her.

Yedza!

Hexela, is that you?

Uh, you look like a thousand-year-old corpse.

Lovely to see you too.

Oh, I'm sure, just look at me!

Yedza, where is Ragana?

She'll be right back,

she told me to wait for her on this pile of sticks.

I think you mean firewood.

Tied to this wooden thing.

I think you mean stake.

Wearing these fancy little bracelets.

Yeah, I think you mean ropes.

But Hexie, she gave me a dose of prime elixir.

I haven't looked this good in a hundred years.

Listen, Yedza!

Want some?

Oh?

It's right over there by that stoneman's foot.

Oh!

Ah.

Yeah.

Ahhh.

A-a-ahh.

Ha.

So much better.

You're welcome.

I didn't want to say anything,

but you looked about ready to crumble to dust.

We have to get you out of here.

But Ragana told me to wait for her.

Listen to me!

Whatever she told you--

Yah!

Floof!

A witch's trap.

That's strange,

why would Ragan set a witch's trap?

Because I knew you'd come.

You couldn't resist swooping in to the rescue,

could you, Hexie?

Oh, you're such a darling predictable little thing.

Ragana?

Honey, can't we talk?

All right, all done with you, darling.

But what about Hexie?

Run along, Yedza,

if you know what's good for you.

Lovely to see both.

Kisses!

Yedza!

Horrid lot of hideous harpies.

Ragana is going to cast a liven spell again,

and she is going to use my life to do it this time.

Hammond means to rebuild Rogemore here,

and now.

He'll destroy the village, enslave the people and...

Kill the princess.

Go, Baldric.

Not without you.

Double, double, toil and trouble;

fire burn and cauldron--

We must away to a more fortified place

this instant, Sir Dwight.

Hammond is coming.

Make no mistake.

Something wicked this way comes.

Remember me?

Ba!

Would you stop?

Grape!

Dwight! Dwight!

Dwight, no!

Dwight, I'm right here.

I will never leave you.

Uh, Gretta.

My brave, sweet, valiant love.

Dwight.

Oh.

Uh.

Dwight.

Gretta.

I'm right here.

Fake blood.

Ugh.

Oop.

What do we do?

You're supposed to be the one with the answers!

Oh!

Come on!

Why would my mother tell us to go back to you?

Pff.

She said you would know what to do.

I got nothing.

Well, when you spoke to her,

what exactly did she say?

She said, "Bring her back."

Nothing else?

Bring her back.

Gretta, she wants me to bring you back to her.

But why?

We'll find out.

Shield your eyes, Hexie.

Baldric!

Uh.

You two are precious.

Ha.

Mother.

I'm back.

'Kay.

Oh, my sweet girl!

My Gretta.

Am I dreaming?

Yes.

Hey.

Hey.

Gretta.

Can I just stay here with you?

And just go on dreaming?

Gretta, I would love nothing more,

there's so much I want to tell you.

Gretta.

Hey, Dwight!

He's here.

Hammond.

The way I see it,

there's really no reason you and I can't get along great.

You're a smart kid, polite, great work ethic,

always turn your homework in on time.

You really shouldn't have to die today.

I will make him pay for what he did.

Gretta, this is not your fight.

Wow.

Is that who I think it is?

Ha.

Baldric, you darling dear,

everything that's going wrong in my life is your fault!

You flatter me, madame.

Missed me!

Oh!

Ha, ha!

Ow!

What have you done?

You horrid man!

You think you can hold me?

Mm, I think you can hold you.

Baldric.

Hm?

The dagger.

Oh, right, yes.

Hyah.

Uh.

Oh, my darling.

You were magnificent!

So gallant and daring.

Indeed I was, and all for you, my lady.

My brave hero.

Hexela, I don't want another day,

not even another moment to pass without telling you.

Hexie, you are the love of my life,

the only woman in the world for me.

Oh, Baldric.

Will you marry me, my angel?

I will, my treasure,

I will.

Blah.

What is to be done with this rotten cabbage?

Hm?

That is for the tribunal to decide.

Hm.

You took everything that should have been mine.

Uh!

Uh!

Mm.

Could you BE any more obnoxious?

Uh!

Mmm.

Hey!

That's right.

Over here!

This witch, our own sister,

from our own coven conspired to cast a liven spell,

and pay for it with my life.

Have you any witnesses?

Yes, I- I saw everything.

Only a witch may witness to the tribunal.

But I saw it, uh.

I summon Yedza...

before the tribunal.

What's all this?

Oh, who's the tasty dish?

Oh.

Over here!

You got a problem with that princess?

You gotta get through me!

That's fair.

WAIT!

What have you done?

Ah. Ah.

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

It's over, Gretta.

It's over.

Glory to the brave!

Hm.

Macklyn?

Auntie Ermie!

Hi.

Let Hammond come!

We are ready for him.

We shall fight him with the sword of justice

and we shall prevail!

Thank you for coming to my aid.

You are the dearest friends and family

a princess could have.

But...

Actually we, we already, um...

Hammond is defeated--

He's kinda all over the place.

by my champion.

Huzzah!

And that's when Ragana came back

and said, "I knew you'd fall into my trap, Hexela,

"you little goodie-goodie.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.."

Oo, how did you escape?

Ragana cut me free and I was gone in a blink.

Oh.

Um, sorry, Hexie.

Oh, perfectly fine.

I've heard enough.

According to reliable testimony, Ragana is guilty of conspiracy--

kidnapping,

and attempting to kill a sister witch.

Hm.

Hm.

Furthermore

she's been a vile, loathsome, detestable, little blister

since we were kids at school.

You saggy old sows!

The tribunal has heard your case

and found you guilty.

You mangy mob of crusty, old crones!

Now face your punishment.

Hm.

You wouldn't dare!

May truth prevail.

May justice reign.

Ha.

Oh, ugh.

Nooo!

Hm.

You're cut off.

Nevermore shall you work magic,

or benefit from it.

Ha.

Oh my goodness, look at the time.

I really must dash.

Are we finished here?

We're finished.

♪ There's a light in my chest ♪

♪ growing deep down.

Oh Baldric, our own little love nest!

My mind is racing with potential here.

Uh.

Our first priority must be defense.

Window dressings, and wallpaper.

An ample supply of salted squirrel meat.

Dude.

Never fear, Highness,

Sir Dwight will set to work at once on the moat.

Wait, what?

And the lookout tower!

Ah, yes!

Ooo.

Prepare for battle.

Oh, come on, guys.

I know we just had a close call with some big bad guys,

but everybody that comes to your door

is not trying to kill you.

Okay, these guys are trying to kill ya.

Leave them to me!

Randalasha!

Get down!

What ho?

Parsnips!

Well done, witch!

Oh!

Baldric, are you hurt?

No, no, no,

though I will fare better in the future

if Sir Dwight will refrain from charging me off my feet.

Hey, that wasn't me.

Gretta, back me up here.

No matter, Sir Dwight.

No harm do--

What?

Oh.

Oh well.

Hm.

Never question fate.

I already have everything in this world I need.

Oh.

Ah, I got it.

We meet at last...

Principessa.

Ah, floof.

I'll get the beans for our ears.

Never fear fellows,

I know just how to handle this villain.

You do?

Diplomacy.

I love it!

I'll get a water bottle just in case.

Battle Stations!

♪ The warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun, ♪

♪ and this will be our year,

♪ took a long time to come.

♪ Don't let go of my hand,

♪ now darkness has gone

Here we go again.

♪ This will be our year,

♪ took a long time to come.

♪ And I won't forget the way you helped me up ♪

♪ when I was down.

♪ And I won't forget the way you said, darling ♪

♪ you gave me faith to go on

♪ Now we're there and we've only just begun. ♪

♪ This will be our year,

♪ took a long time to come.