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Previously on Dwight in Shining Armor.

I know Hammond's plan.

What?

He's building a scrying pool.

It's ready!

Mr. Hammond: Finally, we're going home!

The villain means to return to Rogemore of old.

Mr. Hammond: And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

You know what we need?

A bat signal.

Ah-ha!

Like this one.

A simple and straight forward way

for a princess to say to her champion,

come at once, I am in peril.

Quickly, we still have time.

We enter the scrying pool...

We cannot come back.

We must say goodbye.

You will always be my champion.

Gretta, I--

Ms. Hernandez?

Question, Dwight?

N-no.

No, I'm okay.

Ms. Hernandez: Okay, remember our field trip

to the hieroglyph tomorrow afternoon,

wear boots and lots and lots and lots of bug spray.

There are mosquitoes in these woods

the size of bald eagles.

Also bring pen, pencil, notebook, and bug spray.

I cannot stress this enough.

Hey, hey, Zeke.

You seen Gretta?

Who?

Ms. Hernandez: 'Kay, bye guys!

Hey Dwight!

Bring your camera tomorrow.

Huh?

For the hieroglyph.

I'm seeing a front page story for the Daily Woodchuck.

I'll write it, you shoot it.

All right?

Oh, hey,

can we get that fake blood by tomorrow?

Huh?

For Lady MacBeth's hands, we need to test it

and make sure it doesn't stain or anything,

blah.

Um, I'm sorry, Charles, what are you talking about?

The fake blood.

Dude, just bring it tomorrow to the drama room at like 3:30.

Okay?

Okay, cool.

I gotta go, so just, thank you.

You will always be my champion.

What men among you have the courage to join me

in battle?

Ha, ha!

Oh, look at what I found, Sir Dwight!

Hey, honey bear.

What's wrong?

It's, it's empty.

The house next door.

Yeah, the Jones priced it way too high.

They're never gonna find a buyer,

so I'm at the costume shop,

you think three bags of fake blood

is gonna be enough?

They're gone.

Dwight?

Like they were never even here.

Sweetie.

You okay?

Did something happen?

NO!

No, it didn't happen.

None of it happened and nobody remembers!

But me.

Honey.

I'll be home later.

I love you.

Whither are we bound?

Woodside High.

Chlodwig and Dwight:

Faster!

A thousand pardons.

You pair of poopnoddys!

Oh, magical.

We did it, Gretta.

You're a rare person, Sir Dwight.

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Snakes everywhere!

You're the queen.

You're Gretta's mom.

Hail, Sir Dwight, Desolator of the Undead.

J-just Dwight is cool.

We haven't much time.

Soon you'll awaken.

Oh, I'm asleep.

When you awaken, you must remember,

promise me.

'Kay.

Bring her back.

I don't know how.

Bring her back.

Bring her back.

Hey, Dwight! Hey!

How many bags of fake blood did you get?

Oh, uh, three, they're in my locker.

Okay, so one for MacBeth,

one for Lady MacBeth,

and Duncan and Banquo can just share.

3:30, today, in the drama room.

Thank you.

Bring your receipts.

You're the best!

Chlodwig, will you slap me super hard, please?

Ugh.

Oh dear.

If you were a proper champion

you would undertake the rescue yourself.

And may he be known forevermore

as Sir Dwight, Desolator of the Undead.

Ms. Hernandez: As you know

Woodside was established twenty years ago

when the first city planners cleared sections of the woods

for the development

of commercial and residential real estate,

but prior to that,

these woods were untouched by human hands

for can anybody tell me how long?

A thousand years.

Ms. Hernandez: Lucky guess, Dwight.

Okay, everyone, hydrate,

we still have a bit of a hike before we get to the hieroglyph.

Oh, you got your camera?

Oh, uh.

Yeah, yeah.

Good, good.

We gotta find the hook for this hieroglyph story.

I'm thinking primitive humans carved rocks in Woodside Woods

or maybe history students brave mosquitoes

to see ancient rock art.

Huh?

Huh!

Ah, floof.

You know what we need?

A bat signal.

Ah ha!

For a princess to say to her champion,

come at once, I am in peril.

Sir Dwight!

Ah.

Ah, ha, ha!

You did it, Sir Dwight!

You just saved my life.

Here we are, Woodchucks!

Gather around, make a circle, everyone.

I want everybody to see this.

I give you the Woodside hieroglyph.

Oh.

Historians believe

this was carved roughly a thousand years ago.

Doesn't it look like a--

Bat.

Ms. Hernandez: Yes.

There are the wings, there's the face.

But why a bat?

Especially because,

and this is the craziest part,

this type of bat is not native to these woods.

So, what does it mean?

Ms. Hernandez: Right?

Come quick!

I'm in trouble.

Ms. Hernandez: Amazing.

Are you guys seeing this?

Wow.

♪ Everyone's got something.

♪ Something no one else can do. ♪

♪ Something no one else can see. ♪

♪ And I want you,

♪ I want you to know all I have is you. ♪

♪ All I need is you.

♪ All I want is you.

♪ Everyone's got something.

♪ Darling, now that you've got me. ♪

♪ Tell me that you want me too. ♪

Ah, floof.

Ah!

Ahhhh!

Ow.

♪ I want you.

♪ I want you to know.

♪ All I have is you.

♪ All I need is you.

♪ All I want is you.

Stop it.

Oh! There you are.

So, I take it you received our bat.

Hm?

Yeah, yeah.

Yes.

We, I did.

Good.

Good thinking, guys.

Excellent, well done.

Ah.

Baldric!

Your scepter is back.

Ha! Indeed it is!

Were it not for Baldric and his scepter,

we would not have been able

to cast the champion spell again...

like we did.

Highness, I beg your leave.

I must go.

I know you must.

You do?

He does?

Where is he going?

Where are you going?

Sir Dwight, will know what to do.

Huh?

He has the answer.

Uhhhh.

Now, Baldric, while there's still time.

Time for what?

To save Hexela.

NO!!!

Get it off!

He wouldn't.

He would.

He didn't.

He did.

If he would, and if he did,

how long have we been asleep this time?

Hm,

I'd say about a thousand years...

Sweetums.

Gretta, I thought I lost you forever.

I knew you'd come.

What happened?

You went through the time machine pool

to stop Hammond.

I wish it could have been that simple.

We came through the scrying pool

and found ourselves in the castle.

Before the siege began.

I'm never gonna see him again.

Sh.

I am so sorry.

We must ready the castle.

Hammond is coming.

We gathered provisions for the siege.

Salted fish and hogs?

Exactly.

Chlodwig set off through enemy lines

to bring Aunt Ermingarde to our aid.

Oh, how did that go?

We've had no word from him.

Oh.

And Baldric went to search the woods for Hexela.

Forgive me, Majesty.

Your Majesty.

Hail, Baldric.

My dear friend.

How are you?

What happened?

You were..I...

turned you...

my spell.

Majesty, forgive me.

There is nothing to forgive.

You made me a promise that you would protect Gretta.

And you have kept it.

Hammond is coming.

And I will be ready for him.

No, Baldric.

This is not your fight.

But, Majesty.

You must go back,

find the champion,

he will know what to do.

We knew we had to find our way back to you.

Because your mom talked to Baldric in a dream.

Exactly.

Does your mom talk to people in dreams often?

Just this once.

Twice.

She talked to me too.

After you guys jumped into the scrying pool,

I went to see her

because I guess she was all that was left of you

and I, that's not important.

The point is,

I fell asleep and I met your mom

and we talked,

and she was super queenly and intense and she told me

that I had to remember what she said when I woke up.

What did she say?

She said, "Bring her back."

That's it?

Well, clearly your mom wants us together.

I, I mean in the same time, teamed up, with, to beat, yeah.

So it seems.

Her message to Baldric was adamant.

Find the champion, he will know what to do.

Okay, so about that.

So, we carved a bat without delay.

Did you like it?

Yeah, it was great.

Good job.

Hammond prepared his stone soldiers,

Ragana captured Hexela--

Whoa! What?

That's another story completely,

but suffice it to say there was no time to wait.

Baldric cast the champion spell, again

and here we are.

Are you happy to see us?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm, of course,

it's just that Gretta,

your mom said that I would know how to defeat Hammond.

Yes.

Well, uh, if I'm totally honest,

I don't.

I have no idea.

Let's away, quickly, to Woodside High.

Why Woodside High?

We agreed to meet there upon our return,

to make our stand.

The fake blood!

Pardon?

Let's go, come on.

Drama room, Woodside High.

Quick march.

Uh.

Where's my handbag?

And where's my shoe?

When I find Baldric, that furry-faced fopdoodle.

What's so funny?

Oh, you, Ragana.

Bested once again, by that furry -faced fopdoodle.

Okay, it wasn't bested, all right.

Mm.

Don't forget we know how to build a scrying pool.

We'll go back to the past like we did before.

And then we'll just follow you like we did before.

And Baldric will cast a champion spell,

like he did before.

We could do this forever, love.

No.

We're not going back to Rogemore.

Uh.

We're going to build it, right here.

In all its glory and might,

but this time we'll have indoor plumbing

and electricity

and ranch dressing!

Mm!

And I will be its king.

There's just one little princess standing in my way.

Where are they?

Who?

Who?

My soldiers!

We still have a bargain.

'Tis true, you'll have your army.

When?

Sundown.

Good.

I'll be back.

Where are you going?

To find my niece.