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What a disaster.

Goodness.

All the plants look cared for.

Landscaping has been trashed.

Weeds all over the place.

Some of these homeowners just don't understand.

Walking away?

Ew.

This is disgusting.

What even is this?

This is not stupid at all.

Bill, everywhere.

I don't even know where to begin.

Well, the inside matches the outside, I will say that.

Much worse. Just more trash.

not up to community standards.

Hello?

Anyone?

Hello? Is there anyone here?

There's some things I need to discuss with you.

Well, motivate their privacy.

Just wait here downstairs.

There are some things I need to speak with you about.

Quite immediately, please.

Now, can you please show me what you're doing in my home?

Oh, well, the door was unlocked, and there are quite a few urgent matters

that I need to discuss with you regarding the exterior of your home.

Really?

Yes.

Well, I think there's nothing wrong with the exterior of my home.

Oh, well, there are plenty of things that, um, in this community we have a

standard. And I'm sorry to say...

that there appear to be problems with your front yard and the

landscaping and the side yard and, oh God, the backyard.

But there are both the plants that are supposed to be there do not seem well

cared for.

And there seem to be quite a few plants that are not supposed to be there.

Oh, not supposed to be there.

Well, that's tight checked.

This was my house, and those are my plants, and that is my

yard, and to be honest, I can do the fuck whatever I want, when I want with

it. Well... Because this is my house.

Sir, I'm, no, I'm sorry to leave. I almost said... God, she's got a

seasick penis.

Oh, it's just, you know, saging you and making sure that you don't bring that

bad energy from outside into my home.

There appears to be a puffer of bad energy out there. I agree.

Maybe out there.

Not in here.

In here.

Out from the love.

Love.

Yes.

Love.

And some trash.

Well, I didn't miss trash day, so maybe

you did get me there.

Yes. Let me tell you what. You look like you're ready.

hard-working individual.

Oh, well, I mean... And it looks like you've been on your feet all day long.

So let's see if I can relieve some of that tension on your feet.

Come on.

Oh, I don't know. It's okay. You're in my house now.

Gary.

You did come into my house.

Well, I wanted to make sure that there were no fire dangers. It's okay. I

insist. Trust me, I'll make you feel better. Maybe we can resolve this.

in a calm manner.

Just one foot.

You know most people hold all the tension in their

feet? Well stress comes from your feet.

So when you release stress from your feet...

It all starts with your feet.

You have very nice feet, by the way.

Miss... I didn't catch your name? Williams.

Mr. Williams.

Mr. James.

It's a pleasure to meet you, but I am assuming you already know that. I will.

I will definitely put my note here. So this is... Relax.

Relax. There we go.

See? Just breathe in through your mouth.

I mean, in through your nose and out through your mouth.

Deep breaths.

In through your nose.

Ah, out through your mouth.

Yes, there we go. Exactly.

So much tension in this one.

See this muscle right here?

This is where you will hold the tension. You feel that? Oh yes, there we go,

right here.

Just up and down and up

and down.

And these toes as well, just like that.

Oh my goodness!

It's the middle of my work day, you know. Oh, it's no work day when you're

over here.

Just relax.

You know what we've seen about these plants?

Are they really that much of an issue?

Oh, wow.

I mean...

A little bit of nature never really hit anyone, did it really?

Nature's all around us.

I'd like to keep you close to me.

Is that really a crime?

Well,

a crime, no.

But your neighbors might... Oh, it's okay.

Your neighbors and I are very close.

And I know they don't mind.

And I just want you to be on the same level as what we are all here in this

community.

So just relax.

Yes.

I'm intrigued, yeah. You're intrigued?

Why don't you sit right in front of me?

Just relax.

Relax.

Okay.

Feel the tension.

Breathe in.

Okay, I'm gonna get a stencil.

Okay.

Massage the head on the temple just like this.

Yes.

Move with me.

Move with me.

Forehead here.

Right between the eyes like this. Yes, there.

Just like this.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Perfect. There we go.

Now there's this technique we call the pitter patter.

Keep your eyes closed.

Pitter patter. Pitter patter tapping across the forehead.

Just like this. It's very lightly.

It's an old school Buddhist technique.

Yes.

Yes.

We are one.

We are no longer two.

Now, Ms. Williams, do you really want to get to the final step of the tension

that can be released?

So good.

Now, I hear this truth to this.

If you are, as you say, a very, very, very well-known, stressed woman.

Yes.

It is known through the ancient myth that the Greek gods,

when their partners were stressed, they would

perform oral on their husbands, and then the stress would be gone.

Would you like to try?

I am quite stressed.

I think so.

My husband isn't here.

Well, if your husband's not here, I...

Maybe I know someone.

Maybe right here. You should be so kind.

I would be so kind.

This feels so nice.

Yes.

Always keep breathing.

And let that tension go away.

And sit down here for a moment.

We're all connected.

Yes.

Masterpiece.

It doesn't seem to be working.

Yes.

Thank you.

I am free.

I am free. I am free.

I am free. I am

free.

That's it.

Nice.

Nice.

Oh, my God.

Now come and take a seat right here.

Come and take a seat right over here.

I'm going to derail myself.

We'll be right back.

I like that dude.

That's amazing.

What?

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Slow it, T.

There you go. Slow that.

Yes.

Just slide that right up.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes,

yes,

yes.

Yes.

So.

After such a nice discussion, I think that we can eliminate

the first thing on this list, but... Just the first thing?

There's a few more things I think we'll need to meet to discuss.

Are you free tomorrow?

I am free tomorrow.

We're going to meet every day until every single thing's ticked off, aren't

we?

Excellent.

tomorrow same time. Thank you.

Thank you for coming to my same home.