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What would you do if civilisation came to an end?

Hello?

In a radical experiment...

Is anybody there?

Two groups of ordinary men and women...

I can't believe that we're doing this.

Are attempting to survive for 28 days

In an abandoned American town

Used to train the military in urban warfare.

Good morning, Vietnam.

How will they cope

In a battle for scarce resources?

It's been ransacked. Oh, my God!

That's war!

The cover of the wall!

Are you OK?

Can they rebuild society from scratch...

No light, no food, no phone, no nothing, that's it.

We're desperate.

Oh!

And make it through the apocalypse?

This programme contains strong language.

There's chickens in there. This could be a game changer.

We might have stolen their chickens.

They're going to be pissed.

I'm talking.

I know it's your personality,

But you just start out like this, and it's rude.

Not in here.

There has to be other people here.

When I find out who took these chickens

I'm going to burn their house down.

In, out, gone.

I love Spam.

What the hell?!

Oh, my God!

We need to find Dean, see if he's OK.

Welsh farmer Ioan has looted vital food supplies

From the Eastside survivors,

Losing fellow Westsider Dean in the process.

What are you doing? Just passing through.

You're blocking that door, are you? Yeah.

Just looking for firewood, that's all.

Out there.

You're going to have to show me where, bud.

I'm not going to show you where. No, sorry. Why is that?

Because I'm not. There's some out there, though.

First contact. Oh, my God!

I'm freaking out, Steven.

They've found where we are.

We need to make sure that we find out where they are.

Dean! Wait for me.

I don't think the rest of the team Back home are going to be happy

With what we've just done.

We could have just started a war.

Honestly, I like a bit of war.

I don't think there's nothing I wouldn't do to survive.

That's the whole point of surviving, right?

I know it's going to be tough. There's no food.

You're going to be in a panic. You've got to be resourceful.

I can't tuck my tail and go home.

That was scary.

Oh, what a day. A random person comes into our home.

We didn't let them in, did we? No.

We said...

But politely.

If I'm coming through here,

The first thing I'm going towards, that's the food.

Where's that Spam?

No! The Spam!

That's what we were having for dinner.

We didn't even have any of it!

Oh, they're going to be livid at us.

Oh, my God, I'm going to cry.

I feel like I'm more sad about that than the chickens.

Go and find their base, right, and we'll get the tannoy.

Whoop-whoop! Give me my chickens!

Unaware their home has been looted,

Eastside survivors Scott, Louise and Kyra

Are on a scouting party half-a-mile west

In unexplored territory,

Searching for their stolen chickens.

I think if we just head as far as we can, quietly.

I generally take that leader role, I always have,

Because I've done nearly every single trade there is.

I'm a farmer, hunter, I've lived That lifestyle for enjoyment.

Laundry. We'd get sheets in there and stuff, wouldn't we?

Oh, hey, hey. What?

I'm hoping that the guys come home to some more eggs.

I really want to surprise them with some more eggs.

With the chickens hidden in the Corner of the West Side base...

Paralympian and mum of three Kelly Is home alone on sentry duty.

My adaptability, I think,

Is going to be the biggest strength that I've got.

It's my whole life,

I've had to adapt to pretty much everything in my life.

After losing my leg I never believed that I'd be

A Paralympian gold medallist,

But I haven't challenged myself in so long.

And as terrifying as it sounds,

I'm hoping to get out of this experience

Some of that spark back.

To know that I'm not just a mother, I am me.

Who is that? That's not our people.

They're the others.

They're coming this way.

Oh, my God. What do I do? What do I do?

There's someone in there. Yeah, I know. They're moving.

If we got the chickens, you know what we could have?

Chicken pasta bake.

Or Spam pasta bake. What a treat.

What would they do if they heard the chickens?

Would they come in and take them from me?

Because I have no... I don't stand a chance of keeping them.

Are they going to hear that through the window?

La-da-da-da-da.

Shut up! You're not supposed to be here!

I can't explain how much of a rollercoaster ride this is.

Shut up!

Someone's broken in there.

I reckon we just go in.

Is someone knocking? Housekeeping!

Hello. I knew there were others. So did we!

Can we have a look?

You can come in a little bit.

I'm Kelly.

Louise. Hi.

Kyra. Scott.

Hi. Nice to meet you all.

I'm home alone at the moment

And the others have just gone for a wander.

We knew there was someone here.

How? Did you hear us or see us?

I could feel it. You could feel it.

Where were they?

I didn't see them.

I could tell straightaway she's lying.

You know what? There's nothing that you can do

To stop me from taking that baseball bat, going around,

Getting the chickens back, and looting you, and come out.

It's up to you if you want to do that.

No-one will want to be friends with you again after that.

Because I actually respect you, so, I won't.

I don't shy away from confrontation,

But I don't really like starting it.

Being in something like this, tensions are going to be high.

You're going to be hungry, you're going to be starving.

You're going to be cold, and I think That brings out the worst in people.

Are you like this every day? What do you mean?

Full on. Full on, yeah.

No, no, I'm just very honest.

Yeah, well, we have one of those too here,

So, you can hang out with them, too.

I think I know myself the best That you can know at this age.

I'm a bit like Marmite. You like it or you don't like it.

I like to unapologetically be myself,

And my attitude comes with me.

So, if you can't handle it, then you can't handle it.

I could be Hulk Hogan, or I could be'The Rock'Johnson,

Like proper macho, like, 'Yeah, let's get in, let's do this.'

But then I have one meltdown And like,'I can't do this anymore.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, we'll be back later.

She's lying. Absolute bullshit.

Oh, what a day. How cool was that?

The cute little blonde. Big fella looked like a John.

Unaware that the Eastsiders have discovered their home,

Ioan and Dean are en route back to the Westside base

With their stolen goods.

That's not us, is it?

Who's the little munchkin in the middle?

That's not us, mate.

No! Shut up!

We haven't been robbed, have we? I hope not.

No-one's going to rob an Olympian. Be bad karma. Yeah, exactly.

Get in, get in, get in.

They've tried to come in and get their chickens.

And what did you do? Told them we Didn't have any and covered them up.

Yeah, it's way nicer than what we did. We robbed them.

Huh? We've robbed them.

You did not! You were in their house?

There was two in there. I've gone, 'Hello? How you doing, bud?'

He's like, 'Yeah, you all right, mate?'

Shut the door, and I'm like, trying to peek in,

And then see this little blonde pixie going,'Argh!'

Which he fancies. Was she pretty?

She's a ten out of ten.

So while that was going on... Yeah. I went in through the back door.

Oh, Ioan, what did you do?

Spam! No way!

Can we, like, eat some now?

No! They're going to be pissed.

I've got a big smile on my face because I quite enjoyed it.

If they come back tonight, what are we going to do?

Oh, they're not coming tonight. Scott will come back.

He's a brute. You've got his name?

What is wrong with making friends with people?

We just robbed them!

I didn't know you were robbing them.

I'm sitting here talking to them nicely,

And now you've found their shit.

Oh, well, good job not letting'em in, though.

All right, let's get this away.

I've got absolutely no idea what the wind is doing.

A mile west of the laundry, event emcee Freddy

Is out hunting with a bow he found yesterday.

First time I ever went stalking, I fell asleep.

They found me about four hours later,

Propped up against a tree.

My grandfather, when I was younger,

He was a great sportsman and knew how to hunt.

That was something that he felt was very important

To pass on to me and to teach me,

Which I'm actually incredibly thankful for.

Not that I can hit anything with a bow,

Or have picked up a bow in the past 20 years,

Apart from when I was pretending to be Legolas

For Book Day in, like, 2006.

TWIG SNAPS Oh, fuck!

So loud, this.

We just saw three deer, which was incredibly exciting.

If we have spooked it,

It's just made a beeline through the woods this way,

And then we'll meet it for afternoon tea at the end.

I'm very bad at taking things seriously,

But that is kind of a positive in some respects,

When stuff is actually quite bad.

Because if you can make a joke out of it,

Then it puts it in a different perspective.

It's about the journey, not the destination.

Oh!

Dropping philosophical bombs all over the place.

For my first time out with the bow,

It's all I could have asked for.

I suspect we're going to have quite a relationship,

Freddy and the deer, going forward.

This chapter is not over.

Are you feeling all right, Brooke? I fell better now.

Yeah? I don't like to see you guys argue.

Putting the row with Kelly behind her,

Cab driver Brooke joins Dean

To scavenge in the town's football ground.

Go, Bobcats! Isn't that an American thing?

Go, Bobcats!

When Kelly sniggered, I just got so in my head

And I was like, how am I in this situation?

What you got?

Only 80 calories?

I'm here for the experiment.

Maybe I could have dealt with things differently

And need to change the way that I deal with things,

But I don't entirely want to change who I am.

At the same time, it is about teamwork.

Who's doing fancy dress? Well, you are.

I think I'm an optimist.

I used to love dreaming, as a little girl.

I always imagined life would Be very different for me right now.

I don't live in a big house. I'm not married.

I don't have children.

But I think if I was to give up On any of the dreams that I've got,

Then what else have I got?

I'm going to wear it as my pyjamas.

It's like a onesie, isn't it?

I don't want to live negative, and I want to,

And I want to love, and I want to enjoy life,

Because that's what life should be about, you know?

And I think I've only got to really know that

Because I have really felt some dark times in my life.

I've been to that place and I don't want to go there again.

That's staying like that!

Someone's came in and stole from us.

What'd they take?

They took the pancakes and The jelly, Spam and a tin of beans.

Back on the Eastside, Scott, Louise and Kiera returned home

To discover more precious resources have been stolen.

Man, that's pissed me off.

There's a basic moral code.

If you were brought up in the right way, you don't steal.

Especially going into someone's home and stealing.

I am... Fucking heated.

I'm super pissed off that someone had the cheek

To actually do it though,

While someone was here.

What happened?

We spotted the smoke coming out the chimney of a laundry.

You came into my house and you stole our stuff,

So, just give that back.

If they say no,

Then honestly, like, it's game on,

And we will get our Spam back one way or another.

They crossed the line by coming into our house.

We just know we're up against a battalion of dickheads,

So, I think a war might be brewing.

I'm coming for you, bitch, and you better be ready.

Give me my Spam back. If not, then it's war.

Simple as that.

The Spam. It's amazing.

At the laundry, on tonight's menu,

Ioan stolen Eastside Spam.

Where did he get this food from? From some losers.

Except Blondie.

She's going to think I'm obsessed.

I am very single.

I'm 5'10".

5'10"is on the precipice of everyone's dating preferences.

And you don't make the cut. You've got to be funny.

And if you're not funny, you've got to be good looking.

And if you've got none of that, Put a nice car in your profile.

I don't have a nice car.

The battle line is already drawn.

You can't take people's food and expect them to lie down.

Dinner time!

What have you made?

So, tonight we're having noodle soup And Spam, pan-seared Spam.

It's amazing.

When's the last time you had Spam?

I don't know if I've ever had Spam.

We've managed to nick a bit of their food.

It sounded like an absolute blast.

We ate well tonight because of it, so, one meal at a time.

I don't know how forward-thinking it was.

It was very welcome to see the food on the table.

What a wonderful day.

What a fucking wonderful day.

Does this Spam taste like guilt?

I have no guilty conscience whatsoever.

You better watch your shit. They're living lavish, like kings.

I don't get good vibes from them.

I think our group, for all its flaws, is stronger.

If Kelly wasn't around,

They would have just ransacked the place.

You don't know that. You don't know that.

She bragged about it!

She's like,"I would have ransacked And smashed your place up."

Exactly. So, let's not all admit

They're all nice and heavenly and angel-like.

You don't want to start taking people's stuff.

We wouldn't like it.

When you're trying to survive there is nothing too far

To get yourself some food, if your life depends on it.

Anybody who's grown up in Africa would tell you

You have to have natural survival instinct.

Nobody is putting food on your plate.

Every single thing, you have to fight to get it.

There's only one direction,

So, we're going to see them for half a kilometre

Before they get down to the front door.

We just have to be ready.

I have a very strong feeling

That they're going to all march down here.

After feasting on the Spam

Ioan is struggling with yesterday's theft.

I... I just feel awful, going in and taking their food.

I know it's not much. I have such a guilty conscience.

I feel like a criminal.

And that's not what I am. Oh, it's awful.

And I love Spam, too.

I found a toothbrush in hospital.

It's a bit weird not putting no toothpaste on it.

Use charcoal.

I'm massively missing my home comforts.

This feels so disgusting, so dirty.

Like, this is not the norm.

I don't like people who hurt other people.

I think my strong moral code

Does come from my family, especially my nan.

I was brought up a lot by my nan.

She was a very strong Scotswoman,

One of 14 children, then had seven children.

I have had some hardship in my life growing up.

I've had a time when I lived in a hostel.

I've been cold, I've been hungry, and I've been tired.

I've been through it all.

Which has made me who I am today.

I've got the survival in me.

So, the plan is me, Steve, and Scott

Are going to go straight to the others, now.

Following yesterday's raid on their food reserves,

The Eastsiders decide to confront the Westside survivors.

Today's the day we're going to go and get our food back.

I'm not apprehensive. I'm excited to go.

And I just want to get down there now.

And I'm hungry!

I've been up since about 3:30.

I've had my shoes on

And dressed, ready to go, since about 4:30.

I want to eat tonight, so, let's go and get some food.

Right, let's go.

They've made the first two moves now.

So, it could be World War III. I don't mind.

We've got to keep our eyes peeled for anyone.

Before we were scouting for, like, Where we could go and loot,

And now I feel like I'm scouting for people.

It's literally survival of The fittest, and we're the fittest.

I reckon this is the most dirty act, It's the scum of the earth.

Anyone that breaks in to someone's house

I've got no time for.

Oh, fuck, they're going to wish they fucking hadn't of.

What are we thinking about doing Then, if they're not cooperative?

We've got these bats for a reason.

Right, is everybody ready for a team meeting?

In the aftermath of Ioan and Dean's theft

The Westside gather to discuss the threat of retaliation.

They're going to ask, 'Did you guys take our Spam?'

Deny, deny, deny. Yeah.

Sorry, on that, can I quickly interject?

Immediately.

Um, I was thinking, and I actually want to go there.

I think they're going to be coming here in full force.

Well, I'd rather go there.

I don't have to sit around waiting for them to come here.

I quite like the idea of Freddy going, to be honest.

I think you would be great to meet with them.

Who's happy with Freddy?

I would like Freddy to go. Yeah, definitely.

Sorry, I feel like I would like to Go, and that was my suggestion.

Hold on, I have a slightly different suggestion.

I'm thinking Dean.

Brooke has a tendency to say a few things.

I think she's gung-ho, and hence Why I don't think people want her

To go and do the meeting.

Oh, here we go. They're coming down now.

Lovely. Great timing.

How many? Oh, it's Big John.

Oh, my God, he is big. Look at Brooke!

What is she doing there?

I've had enough. I'm not just going to sit around

Waiting for other people telling me what I'm doing.

There. Door's open.

It's a girl.

She looks like she's coming in peace.

She hasn't got a weapon. He has.

They've got baseball bats. These guys are not joking.

They've got the big one. He's huge!

This guy's got two chairs to sit and watch.

I don't think the axe is necessary. I think let's leave that here.

Morning.

What's with the bats?

Oh, we've got to do some looting.

OK. I'm Brooke.

I'm Louise. Steven.

Dean. Scotty.

Oh! Nice to meet you.

A familiar face.

You all right?

The guy that came to our house yesterday,

Dean, he just walked up, like, all smug.

Don't act as if you don't know me,

You just didn't come into my house yesterday,

In your raggedy clothes.

And you're telling me,

"Oh, I was just looking for firewood."

So, I heard a couple of you come down here yesterday.

I heard there was a bit of an aggressive tone.

I don't want that. We're all here to survive.

He walked in quite aggressive to our place, didn't he?

That's what I don't want.

But to be fair, you were there,

So, we know it was you.

You seen me take it?

We're either just going to start afresh...

You want to start fresh? Did you, Or did you not take our stuff?

No.

I don't want anybody coming From behind and taking our chickens.

And also, too many chefs boil... What do they do?

Too many hands spoil the broth. Mmm!

Wise words.

With me, you're always gonna get wise words.

We can't tolerate stealing.

Give us what you stole from us back,

Or it's going to be war.

I cannot do it. I cannot do it. I can't live with myself.

I've been feeling shit about it.

I took the Spam.

I took the pancake. I took the jam and the baked beans.

I felt awful about taking them four things, honestly.

I took it off the shelves.

I'll put it back in your hands.

But... We ate the Spam.

Some negotiations going on.

That one seems to be the boss.

You know, the one with the burgundy? Mm.

He sounds Scottish. Why is he not wearing the tartan?

I admitted I stole off them, and I'm giving it back.

Has Ioan ever heard the saying,

"If I need to steal to feed my family,

'I will do that'?

This is what I'm talking about,

How emasculated men are these days, you know?

Real men go out for the spoils of war,

Take it, come back, it's just, that's how Britain was built.

Thank you. We appreciate it, man, thank you.

Sorry I haven't got the Spam. It was quite nice.

Some people will think I'm soft And weak by giving this stuff back.

I think I have mitigated the retaliation.

Before we go, what about hens and roosters?

Do you have them?

I found two, yeah, a couple of days ago.

But in our defence, they were just Left in different places and we...

I honestly didn't know they was anybody's.

Remember that plan?

We went out there saying we were going to deny

And not tell them anything?

We didn't do that. OK, cool. I love It when we don't stick to a plan.

To be honest, from the very beginning,

When they started walking down here,

We did not work as a team.

What do we feel like wasn't, what wasn't...?

You brought it out there without waiting for anybody.

But we didn't know they was coming down.

You went by yourself first and spoke to them

Before all of us had a chance to talk to them.

I think it's pissed off a lot of people.

0% surprised.

It's Brooke.

"I'm doing what I want, when I want,

"and if you don't like it, I'm going to shout at you."

The initial plan was for us to go there.

All right, hold up. We're straying, we're staying.

Sorry, no, I want to stick with it.

OK, Brooke, OK, you're actually Getting way off the track right now.

Oh, sorry. Am I not able to have a decision?

This is how I'm feeling.

I'm really, really feeling I've got no voice in this group.

You were the one that went out there first and talked.

So, you literally are the voice for the group.

I just don't feel like I've got a place in this group.

So, that's how I feel.

Oh!

God, I'm as weak as piss. Do you want me to do it?

No, no, no, this is my one task that I'm going to do

And I'm going to achieve it.

On the Eastside, Kiera, Kyra and Bertie

Are guarding their food against further looting

By the Westside survivors.

Oh, I'm knackered.

Maybe if I had some pancakes in me, I'd have some energy to do this.

It's just really hard rationing our food all the time.

Everyone's starving. Everyone's hungry.

I have been dead to the world for the last few days.

We're always going to have two of us In the room on watch, for the doors,

Because at least if they can never get in,

They can't take our shit.

Hey, Kiera, when they get here, Shoo them out with it. Huh, huh!

Get out, get out!

Shoo away the demons.

I feel like a groundhog. Like a farmer's dog.

I'm on edge, like, every second.

So, every time you stop, it freaks me out.

Wait, there is someone coming, but I hope that's Bertie.

They're waiting.

I don't know what their tactic is, but they will come back.

Because if they had a good taste of what we have,

They're going to want it all.

I'll barricade the door with some furniture.

I've been feeling particularly shit.

Having another group in this city Completely changes everything.

I try to do as best I can, but everyone's a bit panicky.

Kiera and Kyra leave their posts guarding the food

To keep watch for potential looters.

Kyra, this is a pretty good place to see if anyone's coming.

Like, look, you can kind of see All angles, like, down that way.

Guys, guys!

Guys!

Barricade the door with some furniture.

At the Eastside HQ, theatre director Bertie is sealing the entrances

Against further looting.

Where is everyone?

Guys? Guys!

One job!

Guys!

We had one job! What?

Two people in this room at all times.

We were at that door!

We were looking there. Why are you?

But why aren't you in here? We thought something was wrong.

There's suddenly no-one here.

OK, but you don't need to. We need two people here.

You're by the door. You don't need to.

We think that something's wrong with you.

There is something wrong, because We literally have one job today.

We've got the easiest job of everyone today,

And it's just to sit in this room.

Two need to stay in here. OK, that's what two did!

You didn't! That was two... Two Of you were outside of the room.

So, do you need to shout?

I've heard a noise over there. That was us.

I didn't know that, did I?

Because you two weren't in the room.

You don't need to.

We have one job today,

Leave two people in this room.

And we're just going to fuck it up.

Got the easiest job today.

Everyone's really hungry.

Just, sort of, having to survive on scraps.

Surprising how much of an effect it's had.

I feel like I've had zero joy in my brain.

What the fuck was that about?

Trying to be patient, but it's...

Yeah, it's really wearing me down,

Trying to get people to fucking...

Sorry.

I need a bit of me time.

Go and get some water to wash my clothes.

Can't be told any more times when I can and can't do stuff.

I've got to start surviving myself.

So, I'm going to go down by the water.

You know where it is? Yeah.

Good luck, and don't get hurt. Thank you.

See ya in as bit. See ya.

Initially, I was going to go and get Some water to wash my clothes,

But now I actually want to go and meet the other group.

That's too close to your feet. That's a fake leg. Doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter! You have to be careful.

Paralympian Kelly and local politician Celia

Are collecting firewood for the Westside survivors.

It's so hard with no energy. Check you out!

Thank you.

I grew up in Nigeria.

There's an expectation of what A woman should grow up to become.

I didn't want to hear any of that.

Every day, women were being Treated as second-class citizens.

So, this is part of why I got into politics,

To help break the stereotype,

So people know that women can do things

That are designated for men.

It's hard, isn't it? Very hard.

Good job.

I suck. No, nothing is wrong with you.

We're just hungry.

Should we start making our way back? Yeah.

We're going to start hunting.

If we get a deer, a deer takes about ten days to eat.

So, why are you waiting?

We're literally waiting for everything.

At this rate, the chickens are going to outlive me.

If you don't have energy, how are you going to survive?

You need energy to think straight.

You need energy to go out hunting.

Men think with their dicks. Women think with their brains.

So, don't ever think that men are making the best decisions.

Yeah, I know.

I don't even understand what the men are doing.

The essence of being a man is when tough times come,

Tough men show up.

So far, I haven't seen that happening here.

This group needs a formidable leadership

And that's not coming from the men.

Why are we not actually questioning The ridiculous decisions?

Yeah, I agree.

That's what happens when you don't pay your tick.

You missed, you idiot!

No, I hit on it, you dog!

Is that what happens if you diss your cooking?

Being a chef, I'm addicted to it.

The kitchen is basically just a playground from high school.

We are just talking shit constantly.

Come on, Bruce.

What, you think he could be Batman?

He's got a bat. He's more like Robin.

I want to be with people that want To work together, you know?

But also like a bit of banter.

I think that's going to be the only Way we're going to get through this.

It's absolutely freezing outside.

No trouble? No trouble.

Eastsiders Louise, Steven and Scott

Return from their showdown with the West Side.

I don't really know what happened.

Where they live looks raggedy.

And when they walked out of there, they looked homeless.

They are freezing.

Ready?

Oh, pancakes!

We got it!

And, like, still, trust no bitch.

I don't care how nice you are, They can never step foot in here.

That's a given.

Who is that?

That's Brooke.

Hi, you all right? I'm good, thank you. I'm Brooke.

Kyra. Hi, I'm Kiera. So, that's confusing.

Nice to meet you.

Just come to, like, have a little chat and to meet everyone.

Who was it went along yesterday?

Me. OK. So, it was told to me That you went with a baseball bat,

And you said that you was going to smash up the place.

I said,"What's to stop me from coming in

"and smashing up the place and stealing from you guys?

"But I have respect for you,

"so, I'll knock on the door and stand there."

Do you know what she said to me, actually? What?

She said,'Is she always like this?'

And I was like, 'Yeah, this is my personality.'

And she goes, 'We have another one just like you.'

Oh, wow. That's not who I am.

I'm not particularly having a great time.

I'm not going to lie to you. Like, I'm just not.

I want you to make a decision.

If you decide that you are wanting to take me in,

I'll have my bags packed tomorrow and I'll be waiting.

If you don't, no hard feelings.

I just think that because of What happened the last few days...

Yeah. I don't know who we can trust.

We've been stolen from, you haven't been honest.

Yeah, and that's fair. That's absolutely fair.

I just appreciate you all coming out speaking to me.

I'd appreciate if you guys just don't mention

That I've been here to introduce myself.

We won't say anything. Cool. Thank you.

I wasn't sure how it was going to go.

I really respect that Steve was Like, no, I've got to hold back.

I don't blame him. Like, they've had their food stolen.

So, I don't feel like I'm wanted in their group.

What's happening?

She basically said that she's had enough

And she wants to live with us.

I just feel like we don't know her intentions yet,

She might be a Trojan horse

Because she might be just coming In here to steal all our shit.

I'd prefer not to have another mouth to feed. Me too.

I'm quite happy going on as we are.

Just let her tap out.

No, Brooke's not coming. I'm having To fight for a pickled egg.

I've got absolutely zero chance If we've got someone else here.

And it's all about food at the minute.

She's not coming in here.

Why is Brooke taking so long?

Because she's getting water by herself.

She's been ages.

Imagine if she's gone, "You know what?

"I'm going to go to the school On my way back with the water."

No, she wouldn't do that. She might do that.

Is she going to join them? That would be so bad.

Would it be a Brooke thing to do? I hope not.

I think she's more loyal than that.

Almost there.

I see Brooke coming back from the east.

How'd you go? Yeah, good, thanks.

Got the water. Let me take that. Thank you.

You feel good? Feel so much better.

The wanderer returns. The river's not that way.

Why did you go up that way?

I just needed a wander.

Did you see anything on your little wander?

No, nothing of use.

But did you see them walking around, or...?

Uh, no, I didn't see them walking around.

What's that smile?

You went and saw them.

Um... Yeah.

You went and saw them. Yeah.

Having left to get water,

Brooke reveals she had a secret Meeting with the Eastside survivors.

Why? Just knocked on the door, and I was just like,

'I'm just not happy.'

So, you went and told them that?

I had a conversation with them, yeah.

They was really lovely.

Is that what you're saying? You rather their group to our group?

At this point in time, I don't feel Valued and don't feel respected.

And that's not by everyone in the group.

Did you turn round and say to that girl

That you've got another mouthy girl that's living here?

No, I didn't!

I didn't say,'mouthy.' I didn't say those words.

I said,"We've got one of those, Too, you guys are going to clash."

She was actually really nice.

Well, she wasn't nice to me when she came here.

I'm not arguing over nothing again.

I'm having a conversation, Kelly. I'm not arguing with you.

I'm trying to be civil, but right now I'm struggling.

You don't understand the way you speak to people.

Whether you think it's right or wrong, it's aggressive.

You've said that to that girl yesterday.

No, I didn't say that. Yeah, you did. You weren't there.

You weren't there. She told me that. You weren't there.

This is what I mean. She was really upset about it.

She was upset about it? Yeah.

I don't even know why we're here Right now doing this, I don't.

I've never, ever had a problem like I've had a problem with you, ever.

And the way you hurt my feelings the other day,

And you want to talk about character assassination?

You done that to me, because you went,

'Is that your personality?' No, no, no, no!

I said, 'I know it's your personality...'

You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar.

You are a liar. What the hell is your problem?!

I don't even know what your fucking problem is.

Can we calm it down? Because I'm getting really...

I'm getting sick of it.

I'm so sick of this. Yeah, such a liar.

Honestly, this is getting worse. I've had enough.

How do you deal with everything? I just let it all slide.

What was I going to do to stop that argument?

I'm a chef. I'm not God.

She attacked me yet again, calling me a liar.

I know boys don't want to fight.

I know they don't want confrontation.

But half an hour before Brooke came back,

"What if she's gone and met the other team?

"Oh my God, that's so bad. Blah, blah, blah."

How are you going, Celia? That was crazy.

Why are we ignoring the fact

That she just went behind our backs to the other people,

To tell them that she's not happy in this group?

No-one's even saying anything about it.

But then when that argument started, it was just like,

Oh, all right, we're going into this.

So, what are you guys going to do about this?

Because I'm not having the boys sitting down there,

Not saying a word, and letting All the women do all the talking.

I'm not going to take it anymore in this group,

Because the boys just keep quiet and They're like, we're the good cops,

The women are the bitches.

She's been to that place.

I didn't hear one of you saying, 'You shouldn't go there.'

I was going to... Because it's A no-no, you should not go there.

That's 100% what we thought.

But then that argument took place.

One person has just gone off, and none of you,

None of the boys could actually say, 'Why did you actually go there?'

Ioan was literally saying before that,

"Oh, my God, imagine if she went there.

"That would be so fucking bad. Imagine if she went over there."

This is the two-faced-ness with the boys.

I mean, if you want to be a man, be a man.

You can't say you're a man. You want to lead us.

You want to tell us what to do. You can't speak up.

Yeah. I mean, what's going on in this house?

Yeah, I know, I agree.

If the boys are going to carry on

Having nice conversations with someone

Who has obviously broken the code of conduct,

Then the boys needs to be relegated.

She's undermined every single strategy we had.

The men need to actually have some balls.

I'm not arguing with Celia, ever.

If she says I've got no manhood, I am...

I will cut it off!

I am completely a eunuch, then!

If she says it's so, it is true.

Anybody who is disloyal has to pay a price

So she can understand the consequences of what she's done.

Someone has just literally being a traitor.

I don't deal with traitors very lightly, I don't.

That's when you cross the line with me.

She needs to be banished.

Is that a goat? GOAT BLEATS

We found two goats.

If you take, you die.

I'm stealing your goats. They're fair game.

Whoo!

You're not going to go searching For the goats? Unbelievable.

Yeah, we will! You're full of shit. Go and do it, then.

Hello!

I think they're coming to see us.

Anybody there?

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