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Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived near a magical forest.

Whenever she went out, the little girl wore a red riding cloak.

And so everyone in the village called her Little Red Riding Hood.

One morning, her mother said to her, Made it there in seven minutes! Oh,

yeah! New record! Go cardio!

Red, we haven't reached that point yet.

Let's just... This is a porn movie, man. They aren't here to listen to your yap.

Chop-chop.

Grim, give me strength.

Red Riding Hood knocked on the door.

She received no answer.

Good morning, Grandma.

So, she went inside.

There lay her beloved grandmother.

looking very strange indeed

just

go with it ma'am oh hello my dear

grandmother you sound odd are you well oh i'm

an old woman and i haven't much of the comb you see

Come closer, my dear.

This wasn't in the script.

Oh, Grandma, what a big dick you have.

The bigger, the better, my child.

And scarcely had the wolf said this before he was out of bed and

copulating with Red Riding Hood.

Who wrote this shit?

ZULTAN! Woohoo!

What have we here?

The big, bad wolves?

Big bad dick.

How bad can it get, I wonder?

Thoroughly bad, baby.

I sure hope we'll see all about that.

He's not even in her clothes.

Oh, don't worry.

The fun's only just begun.

Come here. I got enough for everyone.

Filthy mouth!

Come on and stick it in our-

page. Let's keep it going.

You can't be serious.

Please?

And so it came that another wolf happened upon the cottage and was

immediately enticed by the scene within.

Fuck this, I'm out.

I am not anchoring, dude.

Come on, man. Be cool.

I'm the alpha here, damn it. Are you two going to start fucking me or what?

Jeez.

Amazing.

What's with the ball?

It's not game, Mr.

Church. Don't fight.

Make sure you...

Bye. Bye.