Original subtitles

Time for another perfect day.

Hello! Hey, Pops! How are ya? Hello, Gale!

Hi, Pops!

Hey, Pops! Come check out the new zipline!

It's dangerously fun.

Oh, I will!

Right after I grab a bite to eat.

I'm so glad my evil brother turned good.

My favorite activity.

would you say is one of your happiest memories?

Well, one time I found a deal on nearly expired packs of chicken tortilla soup.

I love rewatching that one. Two for one?

Oh, I gotta get this. A beautiful memory worth upgrading for. Just sign here

and... Oh, who could that be?

You don't want to miss this deal.

Did somebody say memory tape?

This is my neighbor, Pops. Pops Maylard. Ah, yes.

I was just about to come see you next.

Look at you. You saved me some time by coming to see me. Oh, I did?

The name's Jamft.

Jamft?

Jamft Grimpton. Just another man pushing full time.

That's a bit of sales lingo. Pushing product, but enough about me. Sounds

like you have a problem with your tape. Oh, you can fix my tape?

Well, in a way. You give me your tape and I'll digitize or transfer all your

memories and stream them directly to your TV for instant access.

We call it jempting. Joining all memories and preserving faulty tapes.

Your friend Gale was just about to sign up. Isn't that right, Gale? Oh, what the

heck? Time to get with the times, I guess.

And your tape, please. We can't jempt without it. Of course. Where's my head?

Now will I get this back or... No.

There's no need for this cumbersome piece of plastic after the jamping

process.

Okay, Pops. If you sign right here, we can get you back to watching your

memories in no time.

I like my tape. I don't want to get rid of it. I just want it fixed.

I'm right there with you, Pops. I'm a bit old school, too. So I want you to

think about it.

And when you change your mind, you just call me right up and we'll go from

there. How's that sound?

Okay. Now, if you'll excuse me, gotta keep pushing along.

Jamftco, the future of remembering the past?

Excuse me. Can I get another memory tape?

Oh, sorry.

They only give you one when you get here. We don't have copies.

Well, in that case, my tape is broken, and I need it fixed.

Surely you understand?

Well, us concierge workers were brought into existence to do just this, and all

our memories are concierge-related. So I don't exactly get it, but I see that

you're sad, and that makes me sad. Why don't you try the record-keeping

department? That was a very long sentence. Thank you.

Hello there.

I'm looking to get my tape fixed.

Oh, uh, I'm not really trained to do that. We have plenty of other tapes,

though. You could check out some classics or some employee favorites or

maybe a new release.

It's exactly what you think it's gonna be.

Thank you, but I don't want to watch these.

Video I want to enjoy my tape with my memories. I don't think we have that one

and I can't really fix tapes Listen

man, there are a few tapes in the back. You can go check to see if

there's a copy of yours Yeah back there yeah, I gotta stay out here cuz like I'm

swamped You got a copy of Planet Starlight Chaser's Excellent?

See? Anyway, if you want to look for yours, you can check in back.

I think I will.

Thank you, my good man.

Oh, my.

No, that's not it.

Thank

you

for saving my life, mister.

Barry Sliceman, pro disc golfer. Disc golf?

Well, ex-pro disc golfer, I guess, ever since I got this injury.

Word of advice, when your buddy Kent is slinging choppers down the fairway, do

not. Get in their way, brother. Oh, that's good advice, I suppose.

My name is Pops Maylord.

See ya, Pops Maylord. I got a memory tape to find.

Wait! I'm looking for my memory tape, too. Maybe we can work together.

Two heads are better than one.

And in your case, brother, more like five heads.

Am I right? I'm right.

been running around and searching we're being watched Oh what's that pops my

laces are untied I totally could have tripped or something that could have

been really who I

am is not important but you you are looking for

something

Melod? Yes, I'm looking for my bin to find my tape.

To uncover the secrets of the bins, you must remember this tune.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G.

Alphab... I want to say alphabetical. Figure out my sequence and...

Alphabetical. Yes, alphabetical. Oh, I knew it was that. But you must make

haste, lest your memories be jamfed.

This doesn't seem good.

Pops, check it out.

My bin!

We gotta move now. How are we gonna get past them? Leave it to Pops.

Whoa, sick.

Hey, oh, those unwrapped old-timey lollipops that you found on the ground?

Yeah!

are you sure there's nothing up there wait i see something else it's more

tapes i've never seen these before grab them we don't have much time oh

i got the perfect thing check out this huge sack

memory tape i've been looking for yeah it's that part four we were so young

just a couple of dudes whipping our discs out

No matter how mightily they are thrown, flying discs are still made of plastic.

It won't be long till they wake up. Pops, I want you to have this.

A glow-in-the-dark non-branded flying disc?

It's a beacon.

Follow it, and it'll take you home.

And... go!

I'll never forget you, Barry!

Ditch it for Kim!

Dude, can't you drive any faster?

We gotta dump this trezash at the dezump so we can go to Skip's luau.

Oh, yeah.

Gonna cool down in luau town.

We gonna lu up down and around.

Take the trash to the dump and drive a bit further.

To take a bite of the luau bur-

Geez, Skips, you don't have to brutalize it. The harder the pound, the juicier

the round. Well, I, for one, cannot wait to sample your meaty patties in my

mouth. Just as long as there's enough meaty patties for everyone. I hope you

remembered I'll be bringing a plus one tonight.

I actually rented a motorcycle, per my therapist's recommendation.

Ooh! And you know what? I have a really good feeling about this.

Straighten the wheel! I'm trying!

Dude, pump the brakes!

I am!

Mordecai! Rigby!

Oh, hey, Benson. You had one job!

Take out the trash!

You probably shouldn't have told us about the luau. Yeah, how are we

supposed to not crash the cart with the luau coming up?

Luau! Stop that!

You know what?

is revoked! And I better not see you two at Skips' Luau until all this trash is

at the dump!

But that's all the way on the other side of the park!

Not my problem.

Ah, whatever, man.

We can just use my sit-by-yike.

I literally just told you two, no wheels!

What about my skateboard?

A skateboard has wheels.

What about this thingy? What? Where did you... Listen, if you two so much as

look at a wheel, you're fired!

Ugh, dude, this is gonna be impossible.

Yeah, let's go get burgers somewhere else. You're not gonna want to miss

these burgers.

I got a secret ingredient.

What? Two words.

Pie... Huh?

...napple.

Pineapple?

Dude, we gotta get those burgers.

This is gonna take forever.

Check it, dude.

We can just borrow this barrel real quick and boom, job's done.

Wait, what the... No wheels!

Come on, Benson, this is impossible.

How are we supposed to... Shut up, I'm getting a call.

Gretchen, hey!

Luau starts at seven.

I can't wait for you to try the burgers.

They have pineapple on them.

Play your cards right. There might be two extras for you.

What's that?

Oh, I just heard a funny joke. I have a naturally cruel laugh.

Hey!

Sick. The lid was still on, man. I'm not an animal.

Dude, stop.

We've only got a few hours to move a million bags of trash, and you're

wasting it eating expired... Wait, did you see this?

Send in 600 pudding tops and get a free hovercraft. Plan for fun!

A hovercraft, dude!

Air isn't wheels, it's the ultimate loophole!

We get the hovercraft, cruise the trash to the dump, and boom!

Pineapple burgers in our faces!

I bet the Snack Shack has a ton of this stuff.

600 pudding tops.

Hovercraft, please.

Congratulations! I have your prize right here. One hovercraft plan as advertised.

Huh? No, it says right here.

Collect 600 tops, win a free hovercraft. Plan for fun.

Oh, no. See, it says send in 600 pudding tops and get a free hovercraft plan.

For fun!

Dude, this is totally false advertising.

Oh is it? Is it false advertising because you don't know how to read

deliberately confusing copy?

We're not crying. We'll take your stupid plans.

Come on Rigby. We're gonna make something even better than your dumb

hovercraft.

I got you bros.

Ew, sweet luck.

Awesome!

Rigby, set this thing to blow.

Director, sir!

We've got multiple reports from the park, sir. Crop circles and UFO

sightings. Crop circles.

Call ground support.

That's the last bag.

Dump time.

Dump, dump, dump. Dump, dump, dump.

Dump, dump, dump.

Dump, dump, dump. Dump, dump, dump.

Crop circles again?

Honestly, I don't know why I obsessed over this alien thing for so long. All

this time and we haven't seen one. Dump, dump.

This is alien blood.

You sure?

You don't want to send it to a lab?

I think I know alien blood when I taste it.

Director, we're gonna need aerial backup.

Gretchen! Sorry I'm late. The old hog needed a rinse.

No worries.

I like a clean machine.

Whoa!

Jeez, looks like Skip spared no expense on the entertainment.

Or the burgers.

Here he comes.

Here you go, brah. Straight from Lanai to this guy.

Mahalo. Benson, your friends know how to party. I'm impressed.

And goodbye trash.

Yeah!

Let's get our butts to the beach.

Whoa! Cool!

Skips must have called in a flyover for the party. Party?

Don't you mean...

I have a visual on the target.

Well, are they aliens or not?

Oh, they're definitely aliens.

Initiate first contact.

Greetings, alien species.

You lucky little devils have landed in the greatest country on Earth, America.

We will now share with you our country's greatest cultural achievement, Daryl

Hall. and John Oates.

Dude, what's going on? No idea.

Let's go before all the predators get eaten.

Sir, the aliens just snubbed Hall and Oates. What?

Their brand of blue-eyed soul defined the 1980s. Take them down.

Roger that, sir.

Guns are a lock. Over.

Are they shooting at us?

It feels like they're shooting at us!

Minty fresh.

Benson, you've got some pineapple on your face.

Get him down!

Did you get it?

We got him this time.

False alarm. It's just two dudes in weird suits.

Oh, darn it!

Gretchen, are you okay?

I think I dropped my burger.

Gretchen?

Gretchen Weissendorfer? Doghouse Jenkins?

And the flesh, baby.

Doghouse, I waited for you all this time. I thought you... Died?

I didn't. Oh.

Doghouse. You're leaving me for a guy named Doghouse?

What's that, Benson?

I couldn't hear you. I was too busy locking lips with Doghouse.

I said you're leaving me for... My

motorcycle!

I didn't get the insurance!

Well, I hope you guys saved us some nice, big, juicy... You too!

Dude, check it out.

Totally worth it.