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Like, risky places.

We had public sex on our third date. Tonight on Triple Play.

I'm Shane, I'm from Seattle.

I'm Julie.

You were on the sidewalk. On the sidewalk.

We've tried for a threesome at least 20 times.

Love to meet up with you. Let's get a drink sometime.

If we see any random female that's just walking, it's probably her. If they just

meet us, that will break the dam.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. When I saw her, I'm like, oh, my God,

that is her. We're both really nervous.

What'd you get?

Got some sandwiches, some chips, some cheese, some fruit.

I'm Julie, and I'm from Seattle, and I'm a photographer.

I'm Shane. I'm from Seattle, and I'm in marketing.

I'm really excited about my big shoot coming up.

Wow, that gig is freaking amazing.

Been together for a year. We met online.

What attracted me about Shane was very like-minded, very into knowing himself

and always furthering himself and wanting to be a better person. I like

that a lot.

Aw, you're so nice.

I'm hoping it'll afford us more trips in the future and a flexible schedule.

You can be working a lot more, but it's worth it. Yeah. What attracted me most

to Julie was that she really impressed me on our first date. You know,

obviously, she was beautiful. I walked up, and there was just some sort of an

aura about her that drew me in, and then we sat down next to each other. We

conversed. We talked about everything under the sun, music, books, laughed,

and four hours passed.

And that's pretty great for a first date. Let's crack open the drinks. All

right. The threesome idea was Julie's idea.

To watch Shane fuck another girl would be an amazing turn-on for me. Just the

idea of it is something we talk about during sex, and it just completely fires

me up.

You think that's her?

No.

No. Not unless she dyed her hair in the last two days. So we texted with this

third, and it seemed like things were going really well, and she was going to

meet us at the park for a picnic. Her idea.

She's super late.

Text her again. Please.

We've tried for a threesome at least 20 times. We had some good leads and

connections and conversations going. We tried Tinder, Craigslist, in-person

meetups, and then exchanging phone numbers for texting, but it just has not

happened yet.

I say if we see any random female that's just walking through the park, it's

probably her. Just tackle her?

Yeah, that too. And say, come have lunch with us? Yeah.

I think it's so hard to find the right girl and to have a threesome because I

think that it really is such a spontaneous thing that when you create a

separation between... physical bodies actually being next to each other, like

any app or website or whatever.

If that person responds to the ad, that moment in time, they're curious about

it. But then they have plenty of time to talk themselves out of it. She got cold

feet. She probably got in her car and got halfway here and just said, screw

it, I'm turning back.

You think she even got that far?

Girls, single girls aren't out there going, yeah, I really want to hook up

with a couple. They think about it, but then it's more of, in my opinion,

something that they would do if they happened to meet a hot couple out at a

bar. And at that moment in time, she was like, this is awesome. And then it just

kind of happened organically. Let's go.

Sounds good.

You want to hand me the plastic for this? Yeah.

I don't feel like we're close to giving up yet.

I don't either. If anything, I think we're getting thicker skinned. We're

getting thicker skinned. We're getting more well-versed in what to look for and

what not to look for.

You got it? Yep.

Definitely just feeling good that it will come through. And when it does,

it'll be really good.

Our sex life so far has been very fulfilling for me. I would agree. I am

definitely more an adventurous girl.

That brings out the real me in the bedroom.

I'm open.

I try anything.

And I...

You like risky places? Yeah, public places. Places where we could get

caught. Love that.

We had public sex on our third date.

His car had broken down, so we were waiting for the tow truck.

And he walked around the car, opened up my door. He's like, come here. And he

took my hand. We went for a walk. And the next thing I know, we were having

public sex in an alley waiting for the tow truck to come.

Yeah.

Third date.

She held herself up on the bumper, and I just pulled her panties aside and went

at it.

Just the other night, we had sex in a public place that we should have gotten

caught at.

I was cat-sitting for some people out of town, and so I stopped to feed the cats,

and he followed me and waited outside.

And as we were walking out, there was this bush with an archway, and pretty

much all he said was, hey, you wanna fuck?

And I said, sure.

So there we were in the bushes outside of a stranger's basically house right

near the street. We weren't even in the bushes. We were on the sidewalk. The

sidewalk.

It was only, it was 11 o'clock. So not late enough that everybody was in bed.

There were lights on in front of the house and we just, we went for it.

Yep.

Holy shit.

Check this out. We got a response.

Yeah? Yeah.

It says, hi, you two. Saw your profile.

So we continue trying with several websites, and we get this message from

this woman, Kim.

And she sounds really promising.

Love to meet up with you. Sounds like what you're looking for is what I'm

looking for. Let's get a drink sometime.

Picture in pink is from a Halloween party.

That's too funny. I like it. She's cute.

Looks like she's doing her Olivia Newton-John.

Totally. I used to have a crush on her.

Really? Oh, yeah. I did have a crush on Olivia Newton-John when I was very, very

young. Not Grease, but Xanadu was the movie.

Respond? Um, yeah.

Let's go for it.

What are we going to say? Hi.

Thanks for your response.

We know of a good place for drinks.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Good. If they just meet us, I think that will break the dam.

Okay. That once we have that happen, it's like when you're trying to lose

your virginity, and you keep trying and trying and trying, and it's like girls

can just smell your virginity on you, and then you lose it, and then suddenly

they're throwing themselves at you. That's what's going to happen. I think

that that will be the dam breaker.

Yeah? It'll break our record.

No, it'll not break. We don't have a record. We have a bad record of nobody

showing up.

Okay, I don't want to break a bad record.

I want to set a record.

Okay. Never mind. Start a new one. Wow.

I'm nervous. Are you?

So, done being nervous?

Really? Yeah.

Well, we're meeting a date.

Yes, we are.

This is going to happen.

Finally? Finally.

Uh, oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh. No way.

Seriously. Shane and Julie?

Yeah, Kim.

I had a weird feeling in my stomach when I saw her. I'm like, oh, my God, that is

her. She's much older than we'd imagined. Totally misrepresented.

Yep. What do you guys do for a living?

I'm a photographer.

Oh, lovely.

Yeah. And I'm in marketing.

Okay. I'm a retired flight attendant.

Oh, wow. Okay, very cool. So you've been lots of places. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And so you've joined the Mile High Club now?

Oh, you know, there's only one plane that has a bathroom big enough to do it

in, so... And were you on that plane? Oh, maybe a couple times.

Wow, that's impressive.

Mm-hmm.

Go for it.

Have you ever done this before? No. It's a fantasy. I've probably since I was 20.

All my girlfriends were doing it, and, you know, I always missed square.

Timed around those corners off a little bit.

Okay. That's very ambitious.

She obviously has some big goals and some dreams and...

Things that she wants to try.

Big goals.

Oh, yeah.

So how old are you, if you don't mind me asking? I'm 58.

58.

I think we were set up for an expectation that didn't come through

because of the pictures that you sent. Oh. Yeah, that was an 80s party or

picture, was it?

No, it was me in the 80s at a party.

I guess it would have been nice to see a more recent picture. That was just

probably the best one I had.

Okay. Okay.

So we generally have been trying to go our age or younger. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So

it might be a deterrent. Well, I could say that that would be, sure.

And, you know, I got to say mad props to you for showing up. I think for the

future, we need to do live video chatting just to verify that people are

going to, are serious about meeting us and are going to follow through with

what they say.

100% agree. Yeah.

You know, again, mad props for you showing up. We appreciate it. Yeah,

thank you so much for coming. It's been fun talking to you. It's been good to

get to know you. Well, keep me in line if you know someone my age group, then.

Absolutely. All right, well, thanks again. Thank you. All right. It was so

nice to meet you.

Bye. Bye, Kim.

She was nice. She was sweet. At the end of the day, it was entertaining, if

anything.

Damn. Damn it.

So we have Christina.

These are our matches?

Mm-hmm.

We are not giving up on the threesome. We're going to try another website.

She's cute. I agree. And we were looking through all the responses.

Favorite color, Nebraska red.

Really? I must be missing something here.

So when I see a profile online, the first thing I'm looking for is

frickin'... Tits.

I was going to say intelligent writing.

I'm so sick of the millennial shorthand writing these days.

Those fuckers. I just want someone who's intelligent.

Just write a full sentence and make sense.

And tits. Yep.

Monique, 23.

Nice. Free spirit, adventurous.

I love sports dogs, music, movies, hockey, basketball.

Let's hit her up. This one girl caught our eye. Monique, she really sounded

interesting. Hi, Monique.

We are interested in getting together.

Are you willing to video verify?

So after being catfished by a 60-year-old woman, absolutely no more

photos. We have to do a video chat to make sure that they are who they are.

Are you willing to video verify?

We can video verify today.

Let us know.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Lisa Marie.

Murder, mysteries, and crocheting. Nope.

Mikayla. Okay, this is good.

Guitar, whiskey, and my cat.

Typical Seattle.

Do we want to respond to her, too?

Sure. We're definitely pretty open as long as she seems approachable and along

the same lines as us.

Sure. It's Monique.

She says she can video verify as soon as we're ready.

Really? Ooh, yeah.

So we reached out to Monique, and literally within, I would say, a minute

or two, a message came through on my phone.

saying that she was interested in chatting.

I'm excited.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey, how's it going? How are you?

I'm good. How are you guys?

Good. Nice to meet you.

Nice meeting you.

Well, as you guys know, I'm Malik.

Yeah. Thanks for matching with us. You look good. Thank you. You're welcome.

I know this is kind of weird, but thanks for doing this.

We're looking for a girl who wants to have fun and almost immediately Monique

is laughing and smiling We never had a threesome

I'm a photographer.

I'm in marketing What's your what's your experience with

this whole thing

I've had three sons in the past.

I feel the chemistry is really important.

Yeah. Well, I can see you guys are really, like, outgoing and very... Yeah,

we're... Oh, I like that.

Well, by the way, you are so beautiful.

You guys are, like, the most beautiful couple.

Thank you. Oh, thank you. It was great to see her face and to see her

personality come through, and I feel like we really hit it off, especially

via video chat, which is hard to do.

Sounds like you're ready to meet at some point. Are you available soon?

Yes, I know. I know this great, like, restaurant slash bar.

All right, let's do it. How about tomorrow? Yes.

I'm looking forward to it. So Monique suggested this restaurant, and we were

totally into going and really interested in meeting with her. Well, it was nice

meeting you.

You too. All right, talk to you soon.

Talk to you soon.

Well, we got a date.

Somebody who's real.

Yeah. Cool.

What are you gonna wear?

I think I'm gonna wear that black dress.

This? Yeah, right there. Okay.

So the big date's coming.

I'm pretty nervous.

You think she's gonna show?

Well, she video verified and hit us up, and yeah, I do.

You're usually the doubter.

Well, I think the fact that she went online with us and videoed and all that

was huge.

I think so, too.

Can I help you with anything?

You can hand me that.

This? Yeah.

I'm most nervous that we just won't click, that there will be those awkward

silences and there won't be that spark.

Should I put on my pants?

Probably. Okay.

You don't want to look at my penis?

I love looking at your penis.

All right, good. Let's make sure that we still got that. You can leave it out all

day long if you want.

This is really awkward. I've never done this before.

Thanks, babe.

You're welcome.

It's love right there. It's funny when I think about who this threesome is really

for and, like, what percentage I can put it into. I feel like it's a little bit

more for me to watch him with a girl. This is complicated.

Yeah, it's very complicated.

They're hot, though.

Thanks. I like him.

Only a little less than that, it's about me being with a girl. So, selfishly, I

really want to see him with another woman.

Selfishly? So selfish.

I got it.

Props? Yeah.

All right, thank you. Good job.

You're welcome.

Do you need the other one? Yep. Okay.

I don't think that's selfish, actually. No. I think that's very giving of you.

So generous.

So kind. It's like Christmas.

It's the real deal.

Oh, except for my shoes on.

Love you. I love you.

Never been here before.

Me neither.

What do you think?

The menu looks good. She picked a good spot.

I'm excited.

Like I said, she's hot. She's nice.

She laughed at my jokes. We're good.

That's all it takes is someone to laugh at your jokes.

That's a good start. Getting ready to meet Monique, I'm excited but nervous.

That looks good. Yep.

Oh, hey.

Hi. You're here.

Hi. Oh, my gosh.

That's fine.

Nice to finally meet you. Nice to finally meet you. I was surprised that

Monique showed up because of past letdowns. We had doubts.

Sorry. We hug people. Yeah, exactly.

I was in shock that this was happening, and this was actually coming to

fruition. How are you? Good, good. How are you? Good.

We're good. I had so many questions, and I lost my train of thought here. That's

okay. So we're both really nervous.

We're all nervous. Are you nervous?

Yeah, literally. Cool. Okay, good, because we are, too. Yeah.

My first impression of Monique was that she was very pretty. I loved her lips,

her dark hair, her darker skin.

Very sexy.

You're so pretty.

Thank you. You're so much prettier in person. Yes, you are. Yeah. A handsome

guy and a pretty girl like you.

I think she made everything really relaxing, so it was easy. You guys told

me that you never had a threesome before.

No, we haven't. We have not.

So in our individual past before we were a couple, we've had some whatever

experiences, but I've never been in a relationship with a woman that I was in

love with and actually decided that we would go do this, and so that's what

we've been trying to do for almost a year.

Yeah. Well, like, now that I'm single, I do have threesomes and all that, so

they're fun.

Once I, like, I feel a connection.

Like, right now, I feel a connection with you guys. Yeah, good. Good. We feel

it, too.

As we're talking to Monique, I'm looking at Julie, and I see a twinkle in her

eye. And I see the same thing in Monique's eye.

So that was exciting.

I really need to pee, by the way, so.

so I'm not smooth.

Do you like watching your boyfriend fuck other girls?

Actually, it's a huge turn-on for me, so as long as you're cool with it, I

actually would really love to watch him fuck you.

Oh, okay, yeah. I think me and you have that in common. Both of us like to

watch. Yeah, just to let you know, there's no jealousy between us, and so

there's complete trust, and so whatever he does with you, I'm okay with that. I

don't want you to worry about me at all. I want you to just enjoy yourself.

That's really good. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it. I know. Yeah. Thank you.

You're welcome. Can I kiss you? Yeah. Yeah.

We might have to repeat this because he's not here.

Yeah. He might be a little mad that... Yeah. We'll see.

Or he might like it, so... Yeah, he'll like it.

Welcome back. What'd I miss?

Um... Not much.

No? I doubt that. I doubt that. She's totally lying.

Should we show him what he missed?

Yeah.

Wow. Okay.

Speechless.

Holy shit.

Drink more. I think he's blushing.

I am blushing.

Wow.

So this is going well.

Yeah.

You want to come back to our place?

Sure. Let's go. All right.

So we're still really nervous, just that this was really going to happen finally,

after all these dates and failed attempts.

So yeah, super nervous, but excited.

I'm looking forward to being with another woman. Just the smell, the

touch, the taste, all of it.

I sound like a commercial.

So this is happening, and I'm pretty giddy.

And I'm thinking, wow, what?

It's pretty hot when you've got one girl sucking your balls and one girl sucking

your dick.

You look down, you're like... Today's not a bad day.

Who wants to go down and who first?

The nervousness dissipated immediately.

Yeah. We got going and we really got into it pretty fast.

As Monique is eating me out, I'm making eye contact with Shane, and it was

amazing to see his face and how much he was enjoying this.

As I'm fucking Monique and I'm watching Monique eat Julie, I'm looking at her

face and seeing the reaction.

She was absolutely happy, and it made me happy.

We made a lot of eye contact, and that actually turned me on even more. Me too.

I was enjoying Monique eating me out,

so it was all around a very good thing.

Eating pussy for the first time was exactly what I thought it was.

It was really nice and soft and

she was enjoying it.

I could tell she was having a good time. She's just like, this is a buffet.

Fuck yeah, it's about time.

I'm like, holy shit. There was no shyness involved there. It was like,

this girl has been waiting to do this for a long time.

She's fantasized about it. I thought a pussy.

That's your first pussy.

And she's making it happen.

What's up, fundraiser?

Too busy.

I was definitely feeling high and excited and I really enjoyed it.

I think the only experience I can liken this to is wanting to go somewhere far

away.

Like wanting to go to Paris, for example.

And you go, and there's this moment where you, let's say you see the Eiffel

Tower for the first time. Like, that's right, it's there.

So, yeah, it's like a little mini French vacation.

A little mini French vacation.

All of this effort is finally panning out. All these dates, all these

things, all these letdowns, and I'm able to share this with Shane in a fantasy

that we've had and talked about for about a year now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It was pretty amazing.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

It was a nice release.

It was a long buildup. Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

We are definitely open to more threesomes.

You guys are going to have to call me again.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to go get some more dick pills.

I have never felt this amazing before.

Something new that keeps me wanting more.

Everything I hoped could be is now right before me like one, two, three.

the heart knows what it likes for sure cause i've never felt this good before

i've never felt this good before