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- First punishment! - Me, me!

- It's from before, I said! - Come on! Power! Make a goal!

What are you doing?

Goal!

See what shot?

Gunner, come here! We need you! Come here!

Father!

Sst!

Father!

What is it? What do you want?

- Mom wants to talk to her right away. - And could not she come?

No, she's sick, she's in bed. It's very bad.

Is she very sick?

I'm coming, I'll be right away.

Let's do it soon, father.

- Do you wear much lontano? - No, close. Come!

Here is Don Vincenzo.

Too late, father.

Poverina, she needed your forgiveness so much!

He could have thought about it before.

Yeah, they all do that. First they do not mind, then at the last...

I always think it's time to make the accounts.

We hope the Lord has turned a blind eye.

Many times it also closes them both.

Come in, father.

Poveraccia, it's over like a dog.

Marcellinus, you can not enter now. Come down with me.

Poor creature! As they say, when it's destiny...

My destiny is to work. And yes, as a door...

I could stay from morning to night in the guardhouse. - Eh!

Marcellin, please do not hurt yourself!

Instead, everything on me: Cleaning the stairs...

the laundry to be washed, the injections and now also the funeral.

- Mrs. Amalia... Mrs. Amalia! - Say, I hear you!

I said that today there is no more freedom to die.

Sst!

Marcellino! Come, honey.

Come down, dear. Come.

Be careful how you come down.

Here, take these clothes down.

Mrs. Amalia...

Of the brother of poor Martha, one only knows that it is a little good...

and he did not show up.

At home, less than 7,000 liras were found.

The minimum price of transportation is 18,000.

Madam, we must unite everyone's efforts...

and the first to join them must be you.

Do you ask me? With all the worries I have at home!

Do not complain!

You, at least, have a husband, but that poor thing...

Mrs. Maria, everyone has given something, only you are missing.

You're right, but today, at last, Cosimo is at home.

We are having fun with his sounds.

You can hear it on the street!

Cosimo! Cosimo!

What's still there?

There is to complete this good work for poor Martha.

We do what we can. Of course, if you get rid of the house...

If I could...

You know how much he needs a room to study music.

Please come here.

Here, more I could not collect.

- It's a house of poor people, this one. - How is it done?

I have to reduce myself too.

Pasqualino! Reduced rate, remove a horse.

All right.

- The rate is not at my whim. - Patience...

God does not look at the number of horses.

- Come, Rosina? We are ready. - No, I'm in the guardhouse.

Daddy comes to us. It is already prepared.

- All right, then let's go. - Yes, go.

Dad, move!

- Give me some change. - Uff!

Here it is.

I recommend, do not be late.

I have not put the wine in the stew.

Think about it. You had to attack...

Yes, do not worry. Go.

Marcellin... Marcellinus. Come on, dear, go.

See how well the corner room is exposed?

Of course...

would be ideal for me. It would be enough to put the baby...

and you would study in the old room.

Cosimo, it's time. The trials start shortly.

Yes, come, we are so far on the road.

Ready? Yes, Bar Franzosi.

S ى! You speak louder, I do not hear!

As?

Stop that! I surprised you! Now I'll arrange!

Tear my arm!

Hey!

So!

What manner!

Permit...

Scusino, permission.

- Who is? - Want to see who is the famous uncle?

Marta's cousin?

No, the brother, who is a child's uncle.

I get it.

Are you Uncle?

How do you say?

- I say if you're Uncle. - Yes, indeed.

Goodbye home. My uncle has arrived.

Speak louder. What do you have? What are you saying?

- Goodbye home, Uncle came. - What uncle?

The uncle of the child. Mah!

Goodbye, Marcellinus. Stay with Uncle, right?

Luckily she arrived! Otherwise this creature alone...

without anyone... We'll have good company.

Goodbye, Marcellinus. And be good!

Goodbye.

Well, goodbye. And you're good, did you hear?

- How, are you going? - Sure.

You can not come with me, you can not stay.

I am a wandering soul. Today I eat, tomorrow no...

Actually, tomorrow no and not even today.

- I do not come with you? - You can not, I told you.

I have commitments, a lot of appointments and business...

But I'm alone. Who do I go with?

You know the road, do not you? Go, Marcellinus.

Hello.

Ah...

Please, did you see my uncle?

What uncle? Go away, I have to close!

Hey! Close that door!

- You are welcome. - Thanks, drink her.

- Yet? - No thanks. - Enough so?

How thirsty do you have! You look like a camel.

What are you doing?

- Professor! - Ué!

You are in contravention. Yeah, abusive passage!

You are always in a good mood.

What good mood? I disassemble now after 12 hours of service!

But look at the combination! We always disassemble at the same times.

Eh, yes! Do you believe that it goes to rest? S ى...

Do you think that the comrade of my barracks...

near my children's dormitory is a paradise!

They are seven, and kill as much as they scream!

- Still, I always see you cheerful. - I? Rather, you are lucky:

Alone, without anyone, with a nice little house...

a rather lively life... It's true, very moving.

Every day a new environment.

Today a restaurant, tomorrow a tobacconist, a bar...

some wedding...

You knew how poor my head must work...

to try to make ends meet!

About lively life, friendship apart...

the day you should make some movement in my area...

you know that I do not look at anyone!

Tomorrow I pinch you, pinch you, eh!

Bah, we hope it does not happen.

I would really mind.

Tranquillizzatevi, tenter not to give you this displeasure.

As they say, "tempt no harm".

Yes, try, you try!

Goodnight, professor.

Done.

Done.

What a season!

What a beautiful music!

Ouch!

Ah!

And what are you doing there?

I came with you. And what are you doing?

Do not you see? I close the windows.

And do your fingers leave them outside?

Get on, hurry up! Give me a hand to free my fingers!

I come, I come!

Ouch! Damn! Hey, ouch, ouch! Hey, ouch, ouch!

- Ah, you did it alone! - As you see...

But you live in here?

Everyone makes the leg according to his step.

What's that cat doing in the cage?

- Because?

The little bird that was inside has eaten.

And now, until he learns to whistle, he does not come out! Is it clear?

At least you had to give him an umbrella.

Because it's raining everywhere.

Of course it's raining everywhere. Why, is it not raining outside?

- No, he stopped. - Out has stopped...

but here it always comes a little later. Uh!

A trumpet!

No, do not touch!

Not t... This one does not touch!

- Give me the presents? - Not a chance!

This is the only memory of my glorious career as a musician.

This one does not touch.

Ask me everything, but this is not.

- Uncle, why do not you come to my house? - And why should I?

Because it's raining and not at home.

- And with this? - And there's the radiator.

- And with this? - And there's a bathtub for the bathroom.

- And with this? - And there's the radio.

- And why should I come to your house? - Because I'm alone and you're my uncle.

No, no, it's better for everyone to stay at home on... his.

You are right. Let's free the cat and go to your house.

Come on, come with me.

This is my home.

Ah, good evening. I was not expecting you anymore.

Good evening!

- Who is it? - Rosina, the car door.

I thought Marcellin was staying at his house tonight.

Gladly, but mine is a bachelor's house...

unsuitable for hosting a child. It's raining. Er... er!

And then you know what I tell you? Better that everyone stays at home!

"Because this is his house, is not it? Of course, it's owner, condomino."

So small is it already condomino? Wow!

- Oh! Stew? - Stew. - Magnificent!

It may be, madam, that I stay in this house.

Indeed, without it. I'll stay.

It is a duty.

me to sleep here or there in my house...

is indifferent.

I see. The bed has already been redone.

Rolled up the blankets...

- Leave that poor creature alone? - But why do you insist?

- Please, sit down. - Ah, yes?

Then I leave you alone.

Dad, come away. We have to go back down, I think uncle.

- Marcellin, what is it? - I thought Mom is gone.

- You loved her so much, eh? - Yes, a lot. - You see...

you must try not to think about it. What do you want to do?

- I'll never forget her. - Of course, you do not have to!

We would miss that one forgets his mother. How you do it?

You must now try to worry about many other things.

You have to think about growing up, studying, you have to become a man.

- I do not want to do anything anymore. - But how?

Marcellin, you'll find her one day...

and you'll have to tell her if you did everything she told you.

- And when will I meet her? - When...

You will meet her one day when you will look at yourself in the mirror...

and you will not see you anymore.

So what did your mother have recommended?

- To study. - Very well.

"And did not you ever tell him to eat?" Well, yes.

Ah, he told you so! I meant.

Let's do this. You now go there to study.

In the meantime, I see what there is to eat.

Let's do this.

N.N.

N.N.

Like above.

I get it.

Mustard.

Mustard.

Mustard.

Moutarde.

"Delicious condiment. A finger of this..."

adds aroma to chickens...

in general to all boiled and roasted meat, pasta...

to artichokes, peas, and so on.

Marcellin, look...

We have roasts, peas, pasta, boiled meats, artichokes...

gnocchi, saraghi, anchovies? Anything.

- Why, can you cook? - Of course! Maybe there was something to cook!

But here there is nothing. Water.

- Ue, what do I see? Potatoes? - Yes, but I need it for the problem.

- What problem? - If you help me, I'll read it.

Of course I'll help you!

Come on.

"A lady buys 1.5 kg of potatoes at the market."

"Each potato weighs 80 g. How many potatoes did the seller give you?"

13 potatoes.

To make 1.5 kg it takes 13 potatoes.

We have 15. There are two more.

We take them and remove them from the middle. Clear?

II 15 in 13 is contained twice.

We take the two potatoes and remove them from the middle.

In the wet season potatoes increase weight...

at least 100 g each. And what do we have? 300 g more potatoes!

As you can see, the problem is solved.

- Mine? - Ours, for today. Tomorrow...

Providence will think about it. What do you want to do?

Ah, what problems do they give the boys!

Uncle, and me?

- I that? - I do not know how to button the pajamas.

- Help me? - But you think!

And oh well... Ah... Brrr!

- What's up? - I do not combine the buttons.

Ah. Let's see'... Let's see'...

I challenge! This pajama has an extra button! For strength!

Let's do this...

Done. Now it's fine. Other?

- Uncle, look what trouble. - A little hole?

- The darning box is there. - There? All right.

Ah...

Ouch!

The patch is beyond.

Do you need anything else?

Good night.

Oh... Ah...

And now what is it?

But you do not say the prayers before sleeping?

And oh well, let's also say the prayers.

Sweet heart of Jesus, make me love you more and more.

me love you more and more.

Jesus, Joseph and Mary, be the salvation of my soul.

the salvation of my soul.

See how good you are?

- Hi, uncle, goodnight. - Really, eh?

Oh... Ah...

Who is it? What's up?

Damn!

What a taste of putting alarms! That's enough!

Good morning, uncle!

Did you sleep well?

- Alarm clock, wake up! - But you tell me...

what reason do you have to put the alarm at this time of night?

The school starts at 7:00, maybe?

We have to wash ourselves, take milk, buy a snack...

Snack?

Why, do you have a snack?

Every morning? Ah! Ergo sum!

Now you go to study and I'm going to work.

Hello, Marcellin!

- What do you do? - Sale of furniture, real estate...

imports, exports, transport...

- You're back! - How are you?

- Did you bring your homework? - You've been absent a little!

Good! Good morning Miss.

Marcellin! Good morning. Go, children.

Go, children!

You're here again, dear. We've been waiting for you so much, you know?

- Now go too. - Go!

You know, I accompanied him.

Poor, even for homework was not yet prepared.

- Are you? - I'm Uncle.

- Uncle direct? - Please, very direct.

- Pleasure. - My pleasure, miss.

For the tasks, of course, it does not matter.

I'm sorry, I wanted to come to the funeral too. - Presenter.

Master lady, what is this great book that everyone has?

The geography atlas, you have to get one too.

- Did you hear, uncle? - Yes, we will buy immediately.

The bell has sounded! Come on!

- Excuse me. - You are welcome.

Look, can you show me this book? Is the atlas? - S ى.

- Thank you. - You are welcome.

A thousand lire? Arbutus!

Come on, let's have this other trip!

Lower.

Stuff the corner well and watch the glasses!

I can not, there's one here!

Ah, look, bring down this box of books, please?

- This? - S ى.

- Is there any atlas inside? - No, just novels.

- Eh, but it's a little bit heavy! - We must take it down myself.

Sure. I would say, bring down something of value, more delicate.

For example, this armchair. Do you see how beautiful it is?

I would like you to go down last, it's my lulu's bed.

Lulù will manage! You keep it, we have to work.

In Lulù we give the pillow. I care a lot about this armchair.

Dear... They take the kennel away...

You have a defense from fregnoni!

- And the attack? - Which attack?

We mark 4 on Sunday!

- From the kiln mark you, I tell you! - I want to see!

Good. You're good. Shut up!

Shut up!

Good morning, knight! Here we are.

But professor, you always disassemble me the dishes!

I know, but better sun than badly accompanied.

This, then, is a Luigi.

- But what a Luigi! - It will be Pasquale, but it is ancient.

- How much do you give me? - At most one thousand lire.

They are what I need!

What is the longest river in Italy?

- Mmh... - How "mmh"?

- It means that you have not studied. - Yes, a little!

A bit'. The longest river in Italy is precisely the Po.

See you there? See that since you study with me you know geography? Oh!

And now tell me, what is the longest river in the world?

- The Pissipissi. - No, what's that got to do with it?

- It is the Missipissi. - The Mississippi. But uncle, and fruit?

II Missipissi wets the following states: Texas, Missouri, Alabama.

The fruit is here: Pears, apples, bananas, etc.

Hm? Let's see.

See, Marcellin...

do not formalize yourself. The atlas costs and also the fruit.

Let's worry about science first, right?

All right, I understand. Do not worry.

You will see, later it will be better.

- Do you recognize her? - Who is it?

- Ah, yes, mother! - And this? - Boh!

But it's you! - It's true, how stupid! I did not recognize myself.

- I was nice, eh? - I find you more beautiful now.

It will be because I carry the line on one side. - Yeah.

Lucky you that you met my mother as a child.

- Why do not you tell me what it was like? - S ى...

See, mother, Marcellin, was mother.

I mean, I mean, she was a beautiful mother.

You know those beautiful blonde moms, with their golden hair?

Rosy complexion, regular mouth, regular nose...

- light eyes... - N.N.

Light eyes? But he had them dark!

Ah, yes. But when did you meet her?

As a child, but I've never been small enough...

to see her with clear eyes...

and to play with her. Tell me, uncle, did you play with her?

Sure! We played the games of all the children.

We used to play guards and thieves, to war... War:

"Hey, you're a prisoner! Hands up! I am Eisenhower! "These things.

We were playing with the Indians, the doctor and the sick...

You want to play! What do you want?

I have the register of tenants, you must write your personal details...

profession and provenance. Not here! Understood?

Do you know what the task of the car door is? To stay in the concierge! Go!

Go to the guardhouse! Go!

Here we go. Now you go to school and Uncle goes to work.

Why are you so interested in other people's marriages?

- Yeah, I'm a bombshell. - As? - Favors!

That is to say that I make the favors. Clear? Do you want to know anything else?

Thank you all.

Next, the confetti, Angelica. We want a good speech first.

Dear friends, on this serene and joyous day...

we are gathered here to celebrate the offspring of such an inclined family.

that with the gold of your hair...

you seem to have stolen from the sun the splendor of its rays...

well you are worthy to merge your name with that illustrious and revered...

of your promised.

dissolves her anthem...

and it is celebrated, to say it as the courtly poets of the seventeenth-century courts...

- Dear Countess! It is already at work! - Come on, professor!

- The moment is favorable. - We are alone?

- They are all there to hear the speech. - Nice speech!

- It's a piece we do not see. - S ى. - Let me think...

Ah, yes, we do not see each other... from at least three marriages.

I pray, two marriages and a baptism.

Yesterday there were two marriages, one in San Giovanni and one in Prati...

and I bet you did not miss them!

- You can not hide anything! - You know...

- We must not miss one. - I know.

Soon it is Lent and unfortunately for a while nothing more wedding!

No more refreshments.

Bella his beast! I find it fattened.

The sweets are good for you!

But what are they doing here hidden?

Ah, we tasted a few trifles.

Ah, it's not the moment yet! Please, from there do a souvenir photograph.

I do not want to take pictures of me!

That says? It's wonderful, a moment, a single photo! Come.

Tighter, please, closer!

You, madam, a little more inside, please.

You string, please!

- Good! - It's time for refreshment!

- Go away? - Yes, I would like the coat.

- What colour is it? - Brown, solid color.

There are many. - Leave it alone, do it by me, I'll do it first. Thank you.

As you want.

Oh!

My coat! Mascalzone!

My coat! My coat! It was new!

- But what do you put in your bread? - Panna, nougat, some candy...

- Keep. - No.

- Of course? Do you want a piece of cassata? - No.

Do you want this orange? It's candied, it's good! - But I want it true!

I can not stand it anymore, always sweet! I want spaghetti, minestrone...

eggs, sausages!

I brought you all this grace of God...

Marcellinus, you must eat. You have to grow up!

Eat, that's good. On!

It was not wrong.

Never have a plate of hot spaghetti give you a refreshment!

Is this your coat? Yes, come from here.

Is it new?

- When did you buy it? - I got it yesterday.

They did not want to give it to me, but then...

How beautiful it is! Measure it, show me how it is.

It's a bit 'long, you know, the tailors are always wrong measures!

- Come on, put it on! - Me, I have to put?

Here you are satisfied.

- Okay so? - It's really long.

It's long because I'm here, but if for example... Look.

If I climb up here, that way, it's right for me.

And why did you buy it so big?

Because I thought that from this I make a smaller one for you.

Eh? Come, let me take measurements. Measures...

- So much... Eh, in love! - Then it becomes short to you!

But I notice it. When I put on this way...

and no one notices it.

I got it?

- Uncle, do you feel comfortable with me? - Of course, my darling, very well.

Stay forever.

I decided, I always stay.

Tomorrow we go to the tram, take my stuff...

and we move, ok?

We also bring the trumpet?

- All right, for that... do not touch! - All right! - All right?

Give a kiss to the uncle.

- Marcellino, what are you doing? - Game!

We have to hurry up.

Marcellin.)

Marcellino, where are you?

Come down, I'm ready, let's go!

Here we go!

Let's see if you reach me! Catch me!

You did not do it! See I arrived first?

"By force, I gave you the advantage. What's the advantage? 48 years less!"

Here they are.

And what is he doing here? Eh?

Bah!

- Ué! How many people! - It's him.

Go wash your hands.

- What theme do you have to bring tomorrow? - Do not steal".

What a theme!

Friend, for me a word is little and two are too many. You closed.

- Good morning gentlemen! - Come here!

You have to come to the situation.

Does the sheriff's presence tell you anything?

Oh, wow! But I know and I respect!

- Dear Zeffirino, how are you? - Professor, we're here.

- There must be a misunderstanding here. - The misunderstanding is really you!

Professor, this is Alvaro Merini...

I uncle of Marcellino Merini of the late Marta Merini. Clear?

- And this is a 24-carat uncle. - Very clear. But there must be...

a case of homonymy. As? Of course.

But I say, we all live on this planet...

because we want to beat each other's streets.

Ah! He beat me the callus.

Friend, hold the heart, the bell is ringed for you.

- Am I right? - Very well, but I did not hear it.

- The day of judgment has come! - Mh!

Listen well, I tell you each.

- Replacement of person. - Violation of domicile...

seizure of incapable, and they are three.

Fake in public act, you've got the good faith of that poor woman...

- And he also got the apples! - I miss the napkins!

- And my bedside table with marble? - One moment!

At this point I have to warn the guard. Excuse me, eh?

- You are welcome. - You are welcome.

This is a vulgar machination!

and not granted...

or granted and not given, that this is a real Merini...

so Uncle, what does the law say?

- That says? - That says?

I tell him what he says. The law says:

"The child's movable and immovable property is entrusted..."

"to the tutor's administration. Where, for..."

"the guardian himself is appointed by the tutelary judge". I got it?

Does he mention he has it?

- Has he got the nomination? - Well, I can get it.

So, seals and inventory.

I do not stay, but he does not even enter.

- So says the law! - We'll see it!

Come on, Marcellinus. Come.

For now I'll take you to my house. Then, with the permission of the law...

you will come back here.

But for now it is a matter of thinking about the destiny of this poor creature.

Here, these are the seals and no one can take them off.

Nobody! And from now on, uncle or not uncle...

first the tax paper and then you enter.

- But uncle, then who are you? - Dear Marcellino, I'll explain to you right away.

Commissioner I have to explain! Street!

Go and recite the code to those who know better than you.

There was no need to bring the pillow, there is everything in my house. Here we go.

- I had guessed it was a scam. - What a nerve he had!

- Still, Marcellino seemed happy. - Women, at home!

The show is over.

Come in. Monta! Come on, get up.

You got your mother in trouble, and this is the last one:

With you out of the house and on my shoulders!

- It's not true, Mom did not make trouble! - You are the practical demonstration.

And when I talk I'm quiet, okay?

- How long are you? - Scarce 400.

Worse for you, you're under the minimum. You know what happens to you...

when you're under the minimum?

- Is he a newcomer? - Get involved for you.

And he thinks about working. It goes'.

You pay me this time. Why were not you in your place?

I took a moment. I remedied breakfast.

Do you know those young ladies who go to school with a basket?

I lightened one.

- What's in this breakfast? - Ham.

What is it, do not I hear it's ham? Out of the harvest.

- Hurry up! - Here.

- That's all? - S ى.

Did you have any money left on your pocket?

- No, I swear! - Anyway, it's not much.

Here, you've got your breakfast, bread and ham. Go, row!

But how many children do you have, uncle?

Not even one.

I swear, Mr. Alvaro!

Gaetano!

Give me a portion of lasagna, double!

Stop it looking for quibbles!

It's useless for you to take it with me, I'm a lawyer.

Do you want the kid's house?

- You must become the guardian. - All right. Ready!

Oh, so you reason!

- Conditions of protection. - Cohabitation with the child.

I'm bringing it to me.

The guardian must be of age.

And here we are.

Respectable.

Well? Why do you stop?

Respectable and mirrored morality. Have you ever mirrored yourself?

- S ى. Why, do not you like me? - To me? You do not have to like me!

Think of the tutelary judge! Those are unscrupulous people...

they inform themselves of everything. Alvaro, in short...

it would be better if you married me. That?

I'll take another lawyer, eh?

Mica would be the first time one gets married...

a woman of service.

is a pater familias! Give guarantee!

Do you want the house?

All right. I marry Ardea.

Good evening!

Eh, goodnight. It seems that you make it on purpose, this lighting.

- This is my nephew. - I heard.

Come on, I'll take you to your room to sleep.

- Goodnight, aunt. - I made him the bed, near the window.

Uncle, but I do not eat? I'm hungry.

Yes, now I bring you something. It goes'.

Come here.

Here, eat. It's better than tonight to keep you lighter.

You know, with the change of air...

Ardea...

- Ardea! - I get it.

- What's up? - I marry you.

- Thing? - Prepare the cards, I'll marry you.

Are you crazy? Or do you want to make fun of me tonight?

We have to fix this position.

Otherwise, my sister's house jumps.

- It's clear, is not it? - It is clear s ى.

And I believed that...

You know what?

You almost do not get married anymore.

Hey, stupid, they're two rooms and a kitchen. Minimum two heads.

Two, six zeroes. Do not you want?

What did the lawyer tell you?

What can you sell the house in the name of the kid?

- Calm. All preordained. - Boh... If you say...

No, let's first make the accounts.

- Good evening, Mr. Alvaro. - Good evening.

- Good evening, Mrs. Ardea. - Then? - 5.700 in all.

Already have breakfast expenses. We can go?

Yes, go.

I mean, wait a minute. Beyond that is the new one, my nephew.

I gave him your bed for tonight. You arrange with Gnappetta.

- All right? - All right.

- Good night, go. - Goodnight.

- What time do you put the alarm on? - At 8:00.

No, the time is at 7:00.

Listen, I'll tell you a story to convince you.

Do you know who Rockefeller was? You can not know.

Anyway, he had a lot of grain. And do you know how he made the money? - Boh!

He was a poor man like you. One morning he got up at 6:00...

and on the ground he found a wallet full of dollars.

Do you see getting up early in the morning?

It's not true. What had lost his wallet had risen before!

Alvaro!

But what are you looking at, the Interval too, now?

Alvaro, look at this poetic tree in the middle of the countryside!

Ardea! Uuuh!

Oh, this cries!

When you're done, you tell us your name.

- Marcellino. - What name! It's from cinema!

What are you doing?

- Leave my jacket! - I tell Alvaro that he rubs the money!

- Nice job, the spy! - You're good and go to bed.

Let's do it halfway, please tell me everything.

You owe me 50 since yesterday, so I owe you only 50.

So we get along.

Good night.

Is that coat yours?

Better than you, I put you. Not for nothing...

on the street you can not put it because you have to be a poor man...

at least I exploit here inside.

Then, with the shirts that your uncle passes to us...

They have certain holes that seem to always be in the middle of the drafts!

My shirt is good, my Uncle did not give it to me.

- What's your name? - Gnappetta, pleasure.

And how is my uncle?

So good... roast! You will notice it.

Oh, you put yourself diagonally!

Ah...

- What time do you leave school? - We of the third leave at one o'clock.

You know what? School is all time lost.

You see that you've never been there.

Who told you that? Instead, yes, and I was a year ahead of you!

- So you were fourth. - But if you did 4 years the first!

Shut up!

Well? Is it a party today?

Go, work! Come on, move!

Come on, go. And what are you doing?

At school you enter at 8:30, it's almost time.

Listen, Marcellino, I have to give you a speech.

You are my only nephew, so my successor, clear?

I want to make a man of you, a straight. I got it?

At school you've been there. What class did you do? - The third.

Eh! Even too much. You have a degree, now.

From today, new life, those who do not work do not eat.

It's regular, is not it?

Meanwhile, let's start lifting this harness.

Hey, Red, do not go, wait!

Go with him and teach him the art.

- With that young lady's face? - Wait, now I'll sit down.

Here it is.

Of course not! We're not there yet.

Charity, sir.

Go, you're good!

Do charity!

Do charity.

Marcellino!

But who did you see?

He was a student of mine.

- Why are you running away? - There's the lady teacher.

What do you care? How much did you do?

- 55 lire. - They are few.

You did not learn anything in a week.

- But I'm ashamed! - Come on with shame, you let her pass!

Vammi to buy 20 lire of pizza from the baker over there.

- With this money? - And with which? It goes'!

Hurry up!

Formal trousers...

waiter's bow tie.

Please, superior, like a gentleman.

All right, let's be a gentleman. Gardenia of piqué. - Yes sir.

Cylinder.

- Bellows cylinder. - Gentleman Gibus. - All right.

A pair of galoshes...

And this?

It is a chinoiserie.

- Cineseria? - See, so...

I see lontano lontano. So, close. For charity!

- What is it? - A theater binoculars.

- Ah! Theater binoculars. - Cineseria.

- Bersagliere trumpet for fanfare. - Symphonic concert handset...

if you do not mind. Clear? Here it is.

Sorry, what are you doing with this?

- Do you want to know? - I want to know it.

- Do you really want to know? - S ى.

He cares? I do not tell him. All right?

Go ahead, I am witty, so much you have to come back here.

Well, even if I come back, it will be for 7, 8, 10 days...

but then I go out. But you are always closed in here!

Without air, without light. Look what you have!

Pale, macilent. You do not even leave if you give amnesties...

not even with amnesties, you're worse than a prisoner!

- Go or I compromise you! - Come on, without rancor.

After all, we are all gentlemen. Good stay.

- The street sheet. - Thank you.

- Ah, it's her. - Good morning, lady teacher.

Good morning. What did he come to do?

- As? For Marcellino. - There is not here.

How is it possible?

How, do not you know that it's a long time since he's gone to school?

Since I went with my other uncle, I did not know anything.

I have not seen him again.

- Do you want to tell me that you do not know anything? - Anything. About what?

- Marcellin asks for alms. - No!

- I saw him on the street with my eyes. - Oh...

You think I brought him this gift that he liked so much.

Listen, from what he tells me, I only know one thing:

It would be good for the child to go back to school.

Goodbye.

Burino! Sound the trumpet when you cross!

- Hello. - Good morning.

How was it today?

You had to listen to me and come with us.

Ringing you make more money.

You know I can not play. And then, I can not.

With us you will learn to sing, mum is very good.

He taught us all.

- What did you do with your hand? - I fell playing.

So, now you feel comfortable with your uncle.

You are not made to play.

Sorry I have to go!

It was not him.

- We're leaving tonight. - Are you coming back to Naples?

No, let's go to the north. Dad says it's the season of fairs and you earn.

Could not your father leave first and then send you to call?

No, we have to start all together.

Mom says that if we're all together, it's better.

- Will it be already 15:00? - Yes, maybe.

So I have to go to the station.

- What time do you leave? - At 20:00.

- And you go five hours before? - That's what Dad said.

And what are you doing?

- Stay here? - No, I'll take a little bit of a road with you.

Will you come to the station to say hello tonight?

I do not know if I can, at that time it's dangerous.

Luigino! Here we go!

No, you need it for the trip.

- Take. - No thanks.

What are you doing here?

You have to plant it to disobey.

You must stay in your place, understand? In your place!

- He asked me if I accompanied him. - Who? - That's about to leave.

I told you that you do not have to talk to anyone!

So, after my sermons, you still present yourself with a fistful of flies.

And after a festive day, guess what comes home?

- 300. - Mh...

- 200. - Neither has he arrived!

160! But do you know what you deserve? Two hours of terrace!

tonight, two hours are long.

- But this does not endure! - Resists...

- It does not suit you. If you get sick... - Mh...

Mr. Alvaro, it would not be wrong to make him worth the waiter.

Yes, let him be a waiter!

By the way, for the woman by the service we do, do we always postpone?

There he is! We commute the sentence to the waiter...

so you rest and he does not cost anything. Do you want?

But go, go! You always want to play!

Waiter.

Take these dishes away.

Waiter! Alt!

Waiter!

We would like to be sure, now that you go to the kitchen...

that you can not eat.

Therefore, whenever you are there you must sing, understand? To sing!

- But I swear I do not eat. - Swear as much as you want, but sing.

- Now row! Come on, marsc '! - Marsc '! I got it? To sing!

Shut up you!

You got a nice telegram! With good health!

Here we do not know what we must do. One jokes and Mr. Alvaro leads.

Waiter! Stop it with this lament, we are saddened!

Sing something more cheerful!

Piquée!

And I do not know? What have you come to do?

- To celebrate. - Thing?

What a nice guy you are! First you send me in and then come and celebrate!

Let's drink over it!

But at least did my arrest help you? Did they promote you?

Did they give you a promotion? What have they done to you?

Lieutenant colonel, captain, sub-generals, corporal...

- What did they do to you? - Which colonel and general?!

Professor, I'm retired in six months.

I'm tired. I ran my life behind the petty thieves of the market.

Of course. For you it would take a special law:

Old guard against an old thief.

you can not complain about me.

You have always looked good, you have always taken me.

ahead and me behind!

You have to thank me, I cut the air.

- Ve I remember this? - Of course! Marcellino. - Marcellin...

Do you think about it after all the trouble that has made you pass?

- Dear Saffron... - Zeffirino! - Sorry, Zeffirino.

The child did not come back to school, I spoke to the teacher.

- He said he saw him begging. - But no! - S ى.

Zeffirino, if that uncle is a scoundrel...

I assure you that I will take care of the baby at any cost!

We must see if justice entrusts it to you.

Because? When he sees that I'm better than the real uncle...

Yes, but you should work, go up the stream, rehabilitate yourself!

It is a word. How can I do?

Once I was someone. Imagine, this is notorious...

I was the first trumpet of the conservatory.

One day, during a concert...

with the hall full of authority and public...

I was standing in the middle of the orchestra...

stiff, slicked, with the trumpet in the mouth;...

arrived on the stairs, vent. Where is it? On the fa.

Have you seen that cue before? It was a fa.

As soon as it arrives, my lips do not take anymore.

But you have studied music for so many years, you know all the instruments...

you could change and play the eardrums, the bass drum, the triangle...

I could recommend you at a main concert!

But do we want to offend?

If we want to offend, let's offend and goodnight! - No.

But how? A former first trumpet like me...

start playing the bass drum, the plates, the eardrums? Where are we?

Eh! I have a dignity, a decoration! I am a "professionix"!

I'm ex, but I'm trumpet!

Wow!

Eh!

Tz!

Tz!

Tz...

And when would they take me to work there?

It takes a while, you know, the bureaucracy...

It is not possible. I can not wait!

- I understand, I get a nice band from me! - No! Which band?

It is criminal association, it is no longer a court order, you go to the assizes!

What band did you understand? The armed band?

Marcellino!

Do charity.

Charity, madam.

Come on, get up!

Oh, here you go with the music competition!

Rigoletto, here is not a nail! This is my area! Air!

Come here.

- Do you want to earn 500 lire? - Will you give it to me? - S ى.

- What should I do? - I want an appointment...

with the kid who is mounted in the car now.

- And who do I know? - Do you know him. It is called Marcellino.

- And who told you? - I'm a friend.

- Out of the grain. - Keep.

Find it at 17:00 at Lungotevere Flaminio.

At 17:00? All right. Hello.

Go away, I can not talk to you so much.

But who has reduced you so? I did not recognize you anymore.

I said I can not talk to you.

And then, what did you come here to do? We are no longer relatives.

I brought you a present.

- What a gift? - The trumpet!

You liked it so much! Hold on!

I do not need it anymore. I can not play anymore.

So, do not you feel comfortable with Uncle? Tell me, trust me.

I do not trust anyone anymore!

Marcellino!

Marcellino!

Ceferino!

Oh!

In short, they are service! Do you want to make me lose my place?

- Go, we'll talk about it tonight! - There is no time to lose!

- What evidence do you have of what you say? - The tests?

Do you think we are going to play with the tests?

- How many children would they be? - Three or four...

all of the Merini Alvaro company.

If we have no decisive proof, we can not act! Go away!

Excellence...

- Goodbye, professor. - Goodbye.

So, friends, we're fine. Everything is OK.

Morning marriages in church...

then immediately by the tutelary judge with the marriage certificate...

and the child below. If he will testify...

that you feel comfortable with you, the judge will issue the decree.

- And the reception? - Which reception?

The wedding reception! You can not deny me.

And I want refreshments. I want to make the building die of envy...

I must hear myself called "Mrs. Ardea" by everyone.

Refreshment is better than you, I forget, this is a serious matter.

- Understood, Mrs. Ardea? - Mr. Alvaro!

What's up? Ah, it's you. I'll be right away.

- Do you want to hurry up? - Give me here.

Lawyer, is tomorrow's wedding good for a lifetime?

Of course! Indissoluble.

Now go. Go, go! Ehi you! Come here.

- How much did you do today? - 50 lire.

50 lire! But how do I have to say? When do you learn to work? I to you...

No, no! Take it easy!

The child tomorrow must testify that he is doing well with you.

So you have to treat it well.

Why, with me, the child is not well?

You're fine, are not you?

- Why not? - Do not do this!

Come on, the lawyer is right: You're too much material!

We must cry it! Do you want the rest of yesterday?

- No, for heaven's sake! - I'm good in the day!

Yes! Good or bad, your days are all the same!

Hey, they're mening!

I'll give you a gift that will remind you all your life!

So!

Run! Come up! Do you want to miss this match?

- Get up here! - No, I hear myself.

- What happens? - She left in her room.

It can not end this way, let's wait for it to come back.

Here she is! See how it was tanned!

Alvaro? Alvaruccio? Do you like me?

What is this mosquito net?

- The white veil, wedding! - The wedding veil?

Do you want to make me fooled by everyone?

Do not talk to me in this tone! If I get married, I'll marry in white!

Yes, in the sense that you do not marry at all.

Ardea, finish it with these girlish things!

Ah, I can not even marry me!

These are the occasions in which people's mind is known.

You scare me. We are getting married to save the fate of an innocent creature...

and you think only of you. I thought you were selfish, but...

Do not do comedy, I know you!

Do you think a dress is enough to change a person's soul?

And then I can not, I'm still grieving for my sister.

In mourning? But if you've never put it?

I put it now that I'm getting married. More mourning than this!

Do not offend me, and let's not make these comparisons! - With who?

With your sister, you understood very well!

Listen, let it stand in the peace of the heavens.

The peace of the skies? Lawyer, do you hear?

- Now she has also become a saint! - Stop it, do not offend your memory!

She, however, was better than you!

- Better than me? - S ى! - Oh, no, dear!

Better than me, what can you stand for years?

Do you know where your sister is now, after her life?

In the place he deserves, in hell! To hell!

- Enough! - To hell! To hell!

Damn, that waves! If he caught her, he would send her to the ground!

- Did not he take it? - He took the closet.

He's jumping around the room with his hand in his mouth! - And Ardea?

She ran away to the kitchen.

Guys, end of the show.

But you, the gentleman, you did not tell us.

- Thing? - What your mother is in hell!

It's not true! She was good and she is not in hell!

You did not hear? Ardea said it!

We see that he was ashamed.

- Now where are you going? - I'm leaving.

And the pillow does not bring?

- Where did you put the wool on me? - I'll just tell you it's in here!

Water... Water...

Try a bit 'higher, courage!

We have fixed the pillow!

Ah!

- Does it still hurt you? - Now it's a bit better.

You were lucky! Think if you hurt your other hand...

you could not even put the ring!

What do you want to do? I've always been disgraced.

Do not say that. Today we are married so happy...

that I feel light! If you feel light, walk!

But how? Where do we go?

In two hours we must be the tutelary judge.

So, we have just enough time to go to the reception.

What refreshments? Do not be stupid, walk!

At least a cappuccino me could you offer!

We would have a cappuccino with two pastries in time to take it.

OK let's go!

But hurry up, in half an hour we have to go get the kid.

Alvaro, I want to be honest.

Now that we're married, I do not care anymore: Home, not home...

- Who cares about the house! - Mr. Alvaro! Marcellino has escaped!

Thing?

Damn misery! There is no more? And now what do we do?

- Damn the misery! - Alvaro!

- What else is there? - Where are we going on their honeymoon?

What a honeymoon? I would kill you all!

Calm, we do not shake. He will have gone to work.

All to your seats. The first that I find I report home right away.

- Away! - All right!

Lawyer, can you have a referral with the tutelary judge? - I'll try.

- Then we go! - In court. Mrs...

Leave the lady alone. Run!

Ardea! Oh!

Let's go! Come in!

- Look, are you busy now? - We always have to do.

- Are you a priest? - Do not you see how I'm dressed?

- I have to tell you something. - Say so.

If the priest arrives when the woman is dead, is he going to hell?

- Who, the priest? - No, the woman.

But was the woman good or bad?

- Let's say bad. - If it was bad and without acquittal...

she went to hell for sure. Are you sure?

I'm sorry, but unfortunately it is so.

So in hell you go with the bad things.

Yes, but you have to make them big to go to hell.

I get it.

50 liras? Thank you!

Please could you change them in pennies? I need some change!

Thank you.

- Bring it to whom? - To the child near the fountain.

- But why do not you bring her? - I'm incognito. - Mah! All right.

- Thank you. - You are welcome. - Excuse me, eh!

- Excuse me, ma'am, is that a pleasure for me? - If I can...

Can you give this money to the child on the railing?

Excuse me, but tell me why you can not give it to her?

Actually, I'm still in disguise.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

But look what a strangeness!

I want to talk to my lawyer. To you, Commissioner, do not say anything.

And then, these marked coins are not a valid proof.

Now they take the words of this bullshit for good.

- To me? - S ى! - With that face?

Keep it by breaking my head!

- I broke it? - No. - Then I'll try again!

- Mr. Alvaro, what do they want? - Give the commissioner the money.

Very well, now we also have trial supplements!

You do not speak! Just talk to my lawyer!

- Marcellino where is it? - Boh!

There was talk of hell, he did not agree and ran away.

And what's hell got to do with it?

Hurry up, kidnap these bodies of the crime.

- What does he do? The coins are mine! - Professor, the law is law!

The law is law, money is money and I have struggled them!

Sorry, it's the body of the crime, I have to proceed. Get up!

- On! - Get up, catorcio! - Merini!

How, are you leaving? I had prepared a glass for you!

Oh yes, now we were at the cocktail!

Alvaro Merini, I declare you under arrest.

Alvaro Merini, we declare you under arrest.

- One moment, I declare. - Oh well, I collaborate.

But do me the pleasure! And she too.

- What's his name? - Ardea Tertulli in Merini.

Actually we are on honeymoon.

Oh yes, you need a double room!

- Give me pleasure! - Merini!

- Let's go up! - Up!

Here we go. Even the children. All.

Come on, walk!

- And the honeymoon? - Quickly, guys!

Professor, remedy a good lawyer!

Shut up! Come away.

Zeffirino, I did a lot. And what did I conclude?

Do not be discouraged, professor, I will find you again.

It is a word. Who knows where it will be now.

Here.

Leverage that cigarette, are you crazy?

- Because? - Do you want to blow up everything? Stop that!

Look, but you want to go to hell or do you want to joke? - Because?

You tell me that you're blowing up the balloons, you're dirtying the laundry, you've broken a lamp...

It takes more!

But I assure you that I did them with malice!

Yes, ok, they are not enough things.

God is good and forgives you.

But if he forgives me, how do I go to hell?

In short, why do you want to go to hell? Do you know that you are curious?

Well, these are my things.

So, what should I do to go to hell?

You have to stop coming, you have to go.

No, I'm not leaving until you tell me what's the biggest sin!

Well, for me it's hurting those who love you.

Yeah, how stupid! I had not thought about it, thank you.

Let me go, I have so many things to do for this party.

- Are you finished? - S ى.

Let's go prepare the stakes on the other side, so we smoke.

All right.

Come, Nino!

Dear Zeffirino, I am tired dead.

- I've traveled all over the city... - Anything.

Anything.

Now I go to bed a couple of hours, then I start the via crucis again.

- Another time? - By force. I have to find it.

- Hello. - We hope well.

Mah!

Poor fellow!

Ah! Help! Mom!

- Marcellin!

Marcellino! Marcellino!

Marcellino! Marcellino! Marcellino...

Marcellino...

- We arrived? - Where is it?

- To hell. - What are you saying?

Yes, in hell.

But then it was you! And why did you do this?

- Because I wanted to go to my mother. - By Mom? The hell?

How could you think such a thing?

- I knew it. - It is not possible! Mothers...

I'm not in hell. Mothers are all in paradise.

All?

Plan. Those who have their children on Earth that are not good...

send them away.

- But then, I was bad... - Let's not start talking nonsense again.

I ruined the whole tram - Patience, trams, trams less...

Now that everything ends we will readjust.

Ah...

Let's adjust... It's a word!

Well, it seems to me that you have a little exaggerated.

Better that way! It means... I took a thought off.

- But uncle, we lost everything. - But that's all!

All is lost, except the trumpet!

You liked it so much, Uncle gives it to you. Hold on!

Play it! Play it!