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And now, commentary from RGB2.

If you ask this, old-timer, TV peaked in the 80s.

Why don't shows have laugh tracks anymore?

Sorry to keep you guys waiting.

I know you're hungry, but my famous peanut butter

and celery appetizers will be out in a jiffy.

Daringly modern, contrapposto, avant, car.

These are all words you might say when you gaze upon my peace, seeds of agony.

You won't want to miss this cultural event before it is taken

by blimp back to my minimalist Parisian studio and destroyed.

The venue?

A transitional locale between the realms of light and dreams.

Off of Spruce and I-95 at dusk by the Cheesers.

Saturday only.

Quinsical.

Wow, that looks crazy.

Crazy enough to work.

Dude, what are you talking about?

Can you guys keep a secret?

I'm taking Eileen to see that tomorrow.

And you guys are coming with.

And you're not going to ruin the surprise.

What?

It sounds a little intense.

And why's it got to be a surprise?

Is it a special occasion or something?

No, and that's the point.

She'd be expecting something if it was.

I made her laugh, cry, scream with terror when she fell into that cave hole.

All the big emotions.

But she's too smart to be surprised.

No way.

If there's a mystery, she has to solve it.

Whenever I try to surprise Eileen, she figures it out immediately.

Good evening, my lady.

I'm here to warn you that trouble's afoot.

You see, there's been a murder... Ah, you're taking me to a murder mystery, right?

Uh, yes.

Great.

I already picked out a dress a week ago.

Surprise!

I'm taking you... To the conjunction of the moon and Mars up on Lookout Mountain?

I know!

I'm so excited.

Hello.

You're taking me to the biannual mating season of the hermit crabs?

You're the best.

She's smart like that, dude.

So I thought up a plan so crazy she'll never figure it out.

Will you guys help drive us around?

Dude, you're being kind of crazy.

But at least it's a nice kind of crazy.

I think that's sweet, Rigby.

Of course we'll help you.

Who wants celery and peanut butter?

Wait.

I smell a surprise brewing.

No, you don't.

You're taking me to a movie after this.

Ha!

No!

Is there even a surprise at all?

Who's to say?

Hey.

Hello, Eileen.

I have something for you.

Wait.

I'm gonna say, based on your beach casual look combined

with formal jacket and corsage, we're going to...

Beach prom!

That's the most fun party of the year!

Oh, Eileen, Eileen, Eileen.

I have a different surprise in store for you.

And this time, you're never gonna be able to guess it.

Now ditch the apron.

We're heading out.

Wait, but I still have to work.

Talked to your boss.

It's taken care of.

Hey.

Fifty years from now, are you gonna remember bussing tables?

Or the greatest adventure of your life?

Now get out of here, you crazy kids.

Rigby, I don't know who that is.

He's a guy who gets it.

But don't worry, I did talk to your boss.

Hmm.

If it's not beach prom... Are we going to Costa Rica?

No need to guess.

Just enjoy the surprise.

Maybe your outfit is a red herring.

Whoa.

Crazy running into you guys.

So random.

Need a lift?

But that could also be a red herring of said red herring, meaning...

Bitch prom!

Just get in the car!

I'd say we're about 15 miles outside of downtown, heading northwest.

The temperature has dropped approximately three

degrees, which puts us near that shoe store I like.

But... Yep, we'd overshoot it by about 900 feet.

Ah!

Sea Turtle fan club!

I just paid my dues!

That's so nice, Rigby!

And... time to turn around.

Huh?

Make it you turn up here!

Okay...

All right, everyone get out and go behind the house!

Hmm... Got.

it!

You're building a hot air balloon with all this stuff for us to ride in!

That stuff's for a birthday at the park later, which you guys better be back for!

I'm not working it by myself after last time!

Look, I'm sorry about that brush fire, but I don't think we'll make it back in time.

Rigby's plan might last all month.

Speaking of which, round him up!

Back in the car!

Not cool, bros!

Not cool, bros!

Not cool, bros!

Not cool, bros!

Not cool, bros!

Not cool, bros!

Not cool, bros!

Rigby, I have to say, this is the best surprise you've ever done!

But that doesn't mean I won't figure out what it is!

Well, you won't unless you know what's that way!

Uh, that seems kind of shady.

Yeah, very shady.

Is there even time?

We might not make it if we go this way.

Oh no, we'll make it.

Trust me.

Dude, the sun's going down.

That thing that we're trying to do is gonna end soon!

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch!

Trust me!

Now go over that hill!

Come on, man.

We gotta turn around.

We have no business being here.

Mordecai, chill!

These guys are probably cool.

We just need to drive past.

We'll blend right in.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.

Okay, alright.

Just keep driving.

Just...

Not okay.

Not alright!

Wow!

I honestly don't know what's next.

I am terrified beyond all reason, though.

Um, can I help you?

I'd say y'all don't blend right in.

Where are you headed?

Sorry, can't tell you.

Trying to surprise my girlfriend.

You understand.

Oh, surprise, huh?

You know, my old man surprised me once.

Now he's dead!

Set on never surprising me again!

Long story short, you best be telling me where you're going.

No surprises on the road, that's the biker law.

No, it's a surprise!

Rigby, come on.

Yeah, here, I can just act surprised later.

Rigby, oh my gosh, I love it!

He's got a real surprise face!

Yeah, pathetic.

Rigby, just tell him.

Dude, it's over.

No, never!

Tell me!

These aren't rational guys, Rigby.

Uh, sir, I can tell you.

We're gonna... No!

I wanna hear it from this guy!

Oh!

Withhold information, we throw you off the cliff.

Second biker law.

It's there!

You gonna tell us now?

No!

How about now?

No!

Maybe you should tell them, Rigby.

I'd really like to live to see the surprise.

But telling him wouldn't make it a surprise anymore.

I've been at this for too long.

I'm not giving up now!

Get him out of the car!

No!

Now come on, boy!

This is your last chance.

I'd really like to know what that surprise is.

You and everyone else!

I'd rather die than give up the one thing that might surprise Eileen.

I'll never break.

So be it.

You're gonna get it.

Rigby!

All right!

Ladies first!

Ah!

Ah!

I don't wanna die!

All right!

You win!

I'll tell you!

Surprise!

I brought you to see a giant strawberry!

What?!

I can't believe it!

Scenes of Agony by Jono?!

Ah!

I'm really here!

But... but there was the sea turtle club.

The balloon at the park.

The observatory.

But then we ended up here.

What does it all mean?

Nothing!

You guys too?

I knew it!

You slippery devil!

Brilliant!

I knew I couldn't outsmart you, so I had to out-crazy you!

With the craziest fake plan of all time!

Are you surprised?

Yes, I'm surprised!

And I'm sorry I couldn't just go with the flow.

My critical mind is a blessing and a curse.

Thanks for sticking with me.

I really love this surprise, Rigby.

Aww.

Also, who are these guys?

Oh!

We're the troupe from the murder mystery you attended.

We wanted to help Rigby after you guessed the culprit within seconds of arrival.

So we just threw on our old motorcycle gang voices and lent a hand.

Yes, it was a delight to reprise our roles.

Oh, I thought you looked familiar.

But I was too paralyzed with fear to guess.

Anybody want anything from the car?

Yeah.

Surprise me.

Dude, I can't believe your plan worked.

Yeah, it was sweet.

Then it was terrifying.

But now it's sweet again.

Though I wish you would have told us about that motorcycle gang.

Part of surprise.

What are you gonna do?

Regardless, I'm still really impressed you did all that.

Well, it's Eileen.

It's Eileen!

It's Eileen!

It's Eileen!

It's Eileen!

We also do musicals!

What is the kind of reality?

It's aYP!

What?

The best way you'll do it!