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Did you enjoy your meal, sir?

You bet.

Kung Pao chicken and white rice.

My favorite meal three years running.

Ah, thank you.

Ho-ho, fortune cookie.

Wouldn't want to forget that.

It's the highlight of my night.

Huh.

Adventure comes to those who seek it.

Time to ace a foreign language class.

Buenos deos, bone juice, written tog.

Well, Rigby, you did it.

You failed all your foreign language classes.

Makes me so sad seeing you walking through the

halls, a grown man floating around like a ghost.

Why do I even need a foreign language anyway?

It's not like I'll ever use it in real life.

I can get by on my street smarts.

Just walking around, talking to people, talking on the street.

Like, hey, how you doing?

Just pass a foreign language somehow and graduate already.

I can't take this anymore!

And then we just sat there crying for ten minutes.

What are you gonna do, dude?

Hello, everyone.

I have a very shocking announcement.

I'm gonna go to China and teach English for a month.

That's awesome.

I know.

They even cover my plane ticket.

Benson, do you even know any Chinese?

Uh, no.

But I'm teaching English, so...

Well, everybody, have a good month.

And, uh... You know what I always say?

Adventure comes to those who seek it.

Close the window.

So what are you gonna do about your foreign language, Rigby?

Rigby?

Rigby?

Does anybody know where the school is?

Uh... Oh, Benson.

We're so excited to have foreign English teacher.

Thanks so much, Principal Zhang.

Zhang?

Zhang!

Oh, I'm really sorry about my outfit.

The airline lost my luggage.

No, it's a good shirt.

So, do I get reimbursed for my ticket now, or...

Ah, you only get plain ticket if you kids impress

at the big English performance at end of semester.

Huge assembly.

Whole school watching.

Seriously?

Yes.

Very funny.

But it's very serious.

Well... Stick to the book and you'll be fine.

Ugh.

Uh... Hello?

Hi!

Alright.

Well, uh... My name is Benson Dunwoody.

You can call me Benson, or Mr. Benson.

I was told you already have English names, so we'll start with the class list.

Kobe.

Present.

LeBron.

Present.

Apple.

Present.

Rigby?

Yeah!

Rigby, what are you doing here?

I need a foreign language class.

You're teaching a foreign language class.

It's really the most convenient option.

How did you even get here?

I'll give you all this stuff if you take me to this school.

Okay.

Rigby, go home now.

Come on, Benson.

All I need is a passing grade.

Grrrr.

I'll pass you if you earn it.

Nice!

Up top!

All right, everyone.

In this class, we'll be learning how to write a formal letter.

So naturally, we'll start with keeping concise syntax.

Looshe!

What?

What?

What are you... What are you saying to me?

Teacher.

Teacher.

Uh, b-b-b-b-b-b.

Uh, teacher Benson!

Teacher!

Yes.

Uh, apple.

What does egg-cellent mean?

Excuse me?

Eh?

Well, egg-cellent is more like slang, so, you

know, it's not really applicable to this lesson.

It kind of means, like, really cool, but with eggs.

Well, eh.

Maybe if we have time at the end of class.

Rigby, do you have girlfriend?

Why, yes, I do, Kobe.

Wow!

Wow!

What about you, Mr. Benson?

Uh, well, I'm not really officially seeing anyone right now.

Wow!

Do you want one?

I don't, eh, no.

It's not, it's not really relevant.

Rigby, how many hot dogs can you eat?

Five.

Three with buns.

Wow!

Me too!

You're pretty egg-cellent, Rigby.

Hmm, hmm, hmm.

Hmm, hmm.

Huh.

Look, if we could just... Huh?

Oh, it's the bell.

Uh, remember to read your books for tomorrow, everybody.

Hmm.

Hmm.

And so, like the book says, similar to essay form, we summarize in paragraph thir.

..

LeBron, I told you to put that phone away.

Oh!

Stop talking!

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Ugh!

This is not English.

This is not what you're supposed to be learning.

But why not?

It seems very useful.

Yeah, we want three smiles.

Cause it's not in the book!

It's just a bunch of junk Rigby says and he's failing the class.

Now quit messing around or you're expelled!

Oh!

Oh!

Ah!

Benson, big performance tomorrow.

It's very great.

You great teacher.

You really earned that plane ticket, huh?

I hope so.

Otherwise, I'll be trapped in China forever.

Very funny!

But very serious.

Ah!

Hello.

Yes, uh, I'll have... Um... Well, you don't really have any pictures, so...

I guess I'll have this one.

That is like blood, curd, and stomach.

Maybe you don't like it.

Oh, just give it to me.

I'm supposed to be having an adventure in China, right?

Okay, okay.

See.

you!

Yes, yes, I see you.

I'm gonna come inside, okay?

No, don't come inside.

Hey, Benson.

Teacher Benson, sup, dude?

What food did you order?

I got the traditional Mao Shui Wang.

Shama?

That's what my grandparents eat.

Shouldn't you two be studying?

I'd really like to be alone right now.

Oh, my bad.

I got you outside, Rigby.

So, Benson, you seem stressed.

The school assembly is tomorrow.

And if you haven't learned anything, we won't get the plane ticket home.

Benson, come on.

You gotta relax.

Life tends to work out.

You just gotta learn how to coast.

That's what I'm doing, and I'm having a great time.

No!

Rigby, don't you see?

If you don't study, you're gonna fail, and you'll never turn into someone better.

You're still making the same mistakes as back home.

Do you really wanna have flown halfway around the world, only to find out you're

always gonna be the same no matter where you go?

Okay.

Well, uh, I'm gonna let you eat your food.

I'll see you at the performance tomorrow.

What's wrong with teacher?

Apple, do you know what pulling an all-nighter is?

Let's go.

Up next, we have class seven.

Uh... Uh, Benson, uh... Where is your class?

Uh... Look, Mr. Zhang, I'm really sorry, but... Yo!

We about to showcase English up in this joint!

Here, Benson, here's a letter.

We begin with my bed.

My bed!

We like to keep it formal.

But living in the modern world has freshen up

the normal way of saying what we wanna say.

We can text, email, and chat, and we should keep it concise.

That's a price to write a letter.

But whatever, it's all good.

Cause slang can do it better!

Yo, what's up, Apple?

You ready to break this thing down?

Do the drop for me.

Our history, you see, is study only for a test.

No biggie, but like our music, know we need a rest.

Ah, slang is I.

My straight up chillin', swag is killin', street dog, and it's tight.

So dear Benson, here's a letter.

We're within.

We bust out.

Bust out!

Informal language livin'.

Laoshi, laoshi.

Yo, don't be stressin' tics.

We'll help you get a boo, cause we know some adult chicks.

Paragraph three, it's a summarization.

Formal has a pinch, but it'll face stagnation.

Slang's gotta bang.

It's a little slice of heaven.

So sincerely, catch you later, and peace out.

We're class seven!

Let's go to school!

Uh... Mr. Benson worked very hard to teach us all facets of the English language.

This performance is dedicated to Mr. Benson, to whom we owe all the credit.

Please return next year and share more of your vulgar raps with our students.

I'd love to.

Rigby, you pass.

You all pass.

Well, Rigby, normally leaving school for a month would be grounds for expulsion.

But I want you out of here, and you technically did pass a foreign language class.

So, whatever.

You can have your credits.

You pass!

Only one more credit, and you're out of here.

You know, I admit to being a bit touched by your resolve.

In fact, you kind of remind me of a young me.

I pass!

Rigby!

You get mad!

You're crazy.

.retika.