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All right, listen up.

I've got a lot of meetings today with the City Park Council, so I need...

I got a delivery for Benson.

He's here!

He's here!

He?

Oh, hello there.

I'm Benson.

Can you say Benson?

Oh, guys, meet Applesauce.

I adopted him through the Oink Foundation.

It cost a fortune to overnight him to the park.

Who's an expensive real guy?

A pig.

I thought you were more of a cat person, Benson.

No, I'm done with cats.

I'm a pig person now.

It'll be great to have some company around the house.

Isn't that right, real guy?

Oh, what an amiable little swine.

Oh, Applesauce is my favorite food.

I can see why you named him that.

And look, he even has a little apple on his arm.

That's just a birthmark.

Mordecai and Rigby, change of plans.

I'm stuck here with meetings until noon, so I want you

to take Applesauce back to my apartment and watch him.

His pen is already set up.

Just make sure he stays out of trouble.

Whoa.

All we gotta do is watch a pig for three hours?

Heck yeah, we can do that.

I'll see you in a little while, Applesauce.

Say bye-bye.

Bye-bye, Benson.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye, bye-bye.

Ah, I can't believe we have to sit around in Benson's apartment all morning.

It smells like a hospital in there.

Dude, we don't have to be there for three hours.

Whoa.

Free pass.

What do you say, Applesauce?

You want to hang out with us for three hours until

you have to spend the rest of your life with Benson?

I'll take that as a yes.

Hanging with Applesauce!

Whoa!

Dude, we're like cool uncles.

You want to get something to eat, Applesauce?

Aw, nice!

They have bacon-wrapped hot dogs!

Dude, you can't give that to Applesauce.

That's his people.

Oh, yeah.

I'm a terrible uncle.

Veggie dog then, Applesauce?

Applesauce?

Where'd he go?

I don't know.

He was here a second ago.

Applesauce?

Applesauce!

Huh?

Hey, Benson!

What's up?

Hey, I'm gonna be here a little longer than I

thought, but I should be home by 12.30 at the latest.

May I speak to Applesauce?

Uh, just a sec.

Oh, hello, Applesauce!

Hello!

I have a pig now.

All right, Applesauce, that's enough.

I just want you guys to know how much it means to

me that you're taking care of my little Applesauce.

I don't know what I'd do if something happened to him.

Why, hello there, little pig.

You want a bite?

Ah!

Rabbit pig!

Rabbit pig!

Gotcha!

What's all that noise?

Uh, we gotta go.

See you later, Benson!

Come on!

Hey!

Stop!

Oh, man!

Yeah, they just brought in a pig a few minutes ago.

I hear he attacked an elderly woman and trashed up a donut shop.

Aw, come on!

He's just a pig!

He doesn't know any better!

Look, we gotta get him back to Benson's apartment by 12.30 or he's gonna fire us!

All right, we'll see what I can do.

The place had the best jelly donuts in town.

It's the kind of thing cops take personally.

All right.

A lot of innocent donuts went to waste today, pig.

Why'd you do it?!

This little pig is doing Wee!

Wee!

Wee!

Wee!

All the way to jail if he doesn't start talking!

What do we got, boys?

It's no use, Low Fives.

This piggy ain't squealing.

Well, he's just a pig.

They can't talk, right?

That's exactly what they want you to think, then bam!

They slip right through your fingers!

You have to excuse Merv here.

He's a little fired up.

Give us a couple more hours and we'll get you some answers.

Yeah!

Until then, he ain't going nowhere!

Who is?

Dude, there he is!

Looks like Low Fives got him out.

Come on, Applesauce.

We gotta hurry up and get you home.

Well, I think that was enough fun for one day.

Yeah, you gave us a run for our money, little guy.

We thought you were some crazed criminal for a second there.

Uh, what are you doing, Applesauce?

Uh, Mordecai?

Flore it, Leroy!

Leroy?

All units, we have two escaped convicts heading east in a golf cart.

I knew you'd come back for me, Leroy.

Took you long enough.

Now we can get back to the way things were.

What?

Didn't he tell you?

Me and him are the best bank robbers in the country.

Everybody get down on the ground!

See, I was the brawn, and Leroy was the brains.

We were a team, me and him.

And like most teams, we had our differences.

Loose Cannon?

I ain't no loose Cannon!

Fine!

You wanna bail?

Then bail!

I don't need you!

I don't need anybody!

I can do this myself!

Unfortunately, I could not.

I had no one else to turn to, so I used my one phone call on Leroy.

I knew he'd come up with some crafty scheme to bust me out of jail.

Cause no one would suspect a cute little pig.

So Applesauce smashed up that donut shop so we could get arrested on purpose?

Yup!

He got into jail so he could get me out!

Now I'm a free man!

Wooo!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Chill, dude!

We don't want any trouble!

We just wanna get the pig back to our boss's apartment before he gets back!

Your boss's apartment?

Hey, Benson!

Yeah, we're at the apartment!

Applesauce is fine!

Good.

I'll be there in 15 minutes.

Did Applesauce get into any trouble?

No.

No trouble.

Good.

Don't break anything!

Dude!

Benson's coming!

And he told us not to break anything!

Breaking news!

Bank robber Harry Ruffhauser has just escaped from jail.

While the suspect has never been convicted of any

violent crimes, he seems to break everything in his path!

Dude!

Benson's gonna be here soon!

We gotta get this guy out of here before he breaks everything!

Go talk to him!

What?

And get my face smashed in?

Ugh, fine.

I'll do it.

Hey, man!

I don't wanna be pushy or anything, but our boss is gonna be here pretty soon.

Could you, like, leave?

I see how it is.

Come on, Leroy!

Let's go!

Leroy!

Huh?

You wanna stay here?

But we're a team!

A normal life?

This is exactly what split us up in the first place!

Here I am, thinking we got another shot, but no!

Leroy wants a normal life!

Well, how's this for normal?

Busting me out of jail isn't good enough!

I wanna Rob some banks some more!

I'm perfectly calm!

Why don't you calm down?

Dude!

Applesauce made his decision!

Just let him go!

You're right.

I wouldn't be much of a partner if I didn't respect Leroy's wishes.

You sure this is what you want, old friend?

Fine.

I understand.

My love of breaking things has clearly broken this team apart.

Sorry for the trouble.

I'll be on my way now.

Dude, we pulled it off!

Applesauce is here and nothing got broken!

Yeah, yeah!

Uh, there's a bunch of cops outside.

What's that sound?

Everybody get down!

This is it, Ruffhouser!

Come out with your hands up!

Never!

I'm not going down without a fight!

Then you leave us no choice!

All units!

Bring in more bean bags!

Uh-oh!

It's too late for me.

Those non-lethal bean bags really hurt.

If anybody deserves a life of luxury in this beautiful one-bedroom apartment,

it's you!

I'll never forget you!

Goodbye, partner!

Sorry about the mess.

All right, guys.

Let's go.

Hey, hey!

Where's my little guy?

Benson, we gotta talk to you about applesauce.

Please, see what the mess is right.

We gotta talk to you about the people's lives.

Have a good, man.

See you next time.