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We did it, dude.

We mowed the entire lawn without taking a single break.

You wanna go get some lunch?

Aw, yeah, I do.

Nothing on Earth's gonna stop us from getting some lunch.

Huh?

Party whores!

Party, party, party, party, party, party, pa... Huh?

Huh?

Ugh, Chrissy!

Dude, what happened to you?

Chrissy happened.

Man, she dumped me.

And she'll probably never talk to me again.

That's rough, man.

What went wrong?

Ugh, it's all her dad's fault.

He's always telling her my partying is compulsive

and that I'm a danger to myself and others.

I try to talk to my bros on Party Horse Planet for advice, but they just duct tape

me to a flagpole and pull my underwear down.

After that, I came to Earth hoping you dudes could help me.

Whoa... Uh, don't worry, dude.

We'll help you get your girlfriend back.

You will?

It's easy.

You just gotta get her something nice to show her you care about her.

Yeah, man!

The mall has, like, 20 stores that only sell stuff

for guys who need to apologize to their girlfriends.

With our help, you'll be back in the saddle in no time.

Dude, saddle jokes?

Not cool.

Thanks a lot for your help, guys.

Sorry you can't ever go back to that mall again.

Eh, you only ruin, like, seven stores with your partying.

Good luck, man.

Let us know how it goes.

Oh, you know I will!

Chrissy's gonna love those presents.

Yeah, you can't go wrong with jewelry, flowers, and chocolate.

Every guy knows that.

Benson's gonna be really mad about this hole.

I'll get the shovels.

And done.

Now, like I was saying before about lunch, nothing on earth is gonna...

Dudes!

Chrissy did not like the presents!

But every guy knows you can't go wrong with jewelry, flowers, and chocolate.

I repeat, the presents were a major fail.

She said that stuff's just what guys think girls want, and all those presents did was

prove I was just thinking about some generic idea of a girl and not her specifically.

Whoa.

That's so complicated.

After Chrissy negged on your prezzos, I panicked and made

her a mixtape of dope party jams called Bass in Your Face.

And for some reason, that was a bust, too.

But that sounds like a really good mix.

Duh!

Sorry, buddy.

I guess we need a female perspective if we're gonna crack this nut you call Chrissy.

So let me get this straight.

You're a party horse from another planet, and

you need our help to get your girlfriend back.

Yes.

Have you tried talking to her?

Just being real?

Real?

I'm the realest there is.

Check this out.

Boom!

That's real.

Um, let's try some role play, maybe?

Okay.

Margaret, you be Chrissy, party horse, you be you.

And go.

Don't do me like this, Chrissy!

We're a perfect match!

With that body and these abs, we're the hottest couple on party horse planet.

First of all, wow.

But maybe you could focus on something besides her looks?

Hmm.

Well, she dedicates herself to her interests.

I think that's cool.

And I like that she's into art.

Good.

This is good.

And I guess there's the way she elevates my very

being and makes me want to be a better person.

Party horse, that was perfect.

Call Chrissy and tell her exactly what you just said.

Or you could cry like Mordecai did after CJ-Ow!

Thanks, guys.

I'm gonna call her.

Chrissy!

Party horse, I'm sorry, but... Wait, I have something I need to say.

Chrissy, I think you're really cool and your art skills, they always amaze me.

You're like the Picasso of drawing gross stuff on sleeping dudes' faces.

Just give me one chance to prove that partying doesn't control me.

Let me take you out for a nice quiet dinner tonight.

No bass drops, no heinous property damage, just you and me and our thoughts.

That's... actually a really nice idea.

It is.

Okay, party horse, one date.

Tonight.

Last chance.

Yes!

You won't regret this!

Oop, call waiting one sec, babe.

Bruh, lumberjack party tonight at Chad's Pad.

Rashad, Brad and Tad are going and matching plaid.

Dude, that sounds rad!

I'm in!

Chrissy, I know I said no more parties tonight, but there's a party tonight!

You blew it, party horse.

Goodbye.

Huh?

Oh, phew.

Chrissy, I thought you... Principal party horse?

I told you to stay away from my daughter.

If I see you again, you're glue!

That guy really doesn't like you, huh?

Uh...

Uh... It's not fair!

I didn't ask to be born this way.

If only there was some way to exhaust this burning party star inside of me.

That's it, dude.

We gotta party the party out of you.

And then you can get Chrissy back.

Oh, yeah!

You gotta party so crazy, you'll never wanna party again.

We're going to party horse planet!

Woo!

So we'll see you guys later.

So these pods really don't have a way to land safely?

Nah, all the scientists are too busy partying to figure it out.

Okay, here on party horse planet, there's a party on every block.

You'll see that party houses are indicated on the map by a party hat.

The way I figure it, we're gonna have to hit them all

tonight if there's any hope of partying my party out.

Wow, you're so well prepared when it comes to parties.

Oh, this is just the local newspaper.

I actually have terrible spatial skills, so let's just start here.

Dudes, welcome to the collodial America party.

Come inside and get your Delaware on.

Woo!

Amigas, Cinco de Mayo, St. Patrick's Day fiesta.

Bros, welcome to my purple prom.

Rental tux is in the back.

Opa, tie-dye toga party!

Mad and baby soup party!

Makeover madness party!

Family portrait fest!

A little bit!

Wobster party here!

That was awesome!

Yeah, you get the party out of you yet, party horse?

Aw, I still want to party.

Have we done all the houses yet?

Uh, yeah, I think that's all of them.

Uh, what about that one?

Chrissy's house.

Come one, come all to my epic back-to-school party.

Except students.

Everyone except students is invited.

Man, you sure this is gonna work, reverse psychology horse?

Wait.

Oh.

Yeah, going to that party seems like a bad idea.

But, maybe, forbidden partying at the home of my worst enemy and ex-girlfriend is the

only way to get my partying out once and for all.

Chug some water, bros!

Cause we got one more his ass to hee-ya!

A school theme?

I party to forget about school.

I don't know you guys.

So far, I don't feel any diff-Oh, no.

Well, well.

If it isn't... Party horse!

What?

I did some thinking after our last chat, and I realized I was wrong.

All this time, I've been trying to teach you about knowledge

and responsibility, when I should have been letting you party.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, party on, party horse.

Party on.

Wow!

Thanks, principal party horse.

And one word of advice before I let you go.

Whatever you do, do not use the party palace booth I had set up for this party.

Why not?

It's much too much party for you, party horse.

It's the best party in the universe.

In a box.

Just thought I'd warn you.

Well, goodbye.

Dudes, I am so confused.

Go for it, man!

Maybe this is the last bit of parting you need

to get the parting out of your system for good.

I'll do it.

Aw, yeah!

Get ready for the new me, Chrissy!

Party horse detected.

Huh?

What is that?

Initiating lockdown.

The reverse psychology worked perfectly!

I finally trapped party horse!

So, wait.

I'm sorry.

Is there, like, not a really cool party in this box?

You fool.

This isn't a party in a box.

It's a box that sucks the party out of your bones!

Permanently!

Prepare yourself, party horse 42699.

Your party is about to get pooped!

Stop!

Dad!

Stop it!

No, Chrissy.

If this is what will stop me from partying, then I'll do it.

For you.

But... He said he'll do it!

I can't watch!

Party horse 42699?

I... Like eating sandwiches.

And... Fantasy football.

Ooh!

Uh... What?

At last!

I've done it!

I've broken party horse!

Well done, principal party horse, sir.

Is this what you wanted, Chrissy?

Noah!

I've been trying to tell you all along, but you

never even chilled out long enough to listen to me.

I just wanted you to take it down a notch.

That's all?

Well, I can do that.

Change him back, daddy!

Drink up, babe.

Come on!

Here you go, babe.

I'm taking it down a notch for you.

Aw, babe!

Party horse is back in business!

He sure is.

Whoa!

It is about the long game.

Hm?

Thanks for all your help with this, guys.

You have a lifelong invitation to party with me and my girlfriend.

I'm good.

That's all right.

There's nothing...

There's nothing...