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Racky the Wishmaker Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo!

Meh, Benson, you really went all out for this party.

That catapult?

Uh, uh, that catapult?

Yeah, you normally get some cheap streamers and just call it a day.

Ha!

I haven't even shown you guys the best part.

I present...

Racky the Wishmaker.

Thanks for sharing, Benson.

Well, I guess.

Wait!

You guys gotta at least try it.

You make a wish and it shows you what would happen if it came true.

But really scary.

Hello.

Listen, I didn't put down a $500 security deposit for nothing.

Just watch.

I wish...

I wish I could motivate Mordecai and Rigby at work.

A hard worker is all you desire.

So to their backside, let us add some fire.

You tired of trying to fit a whole head of lettuce in your mouth?

Just try our new salad guillotine.

Off with your head of lettuce.

Salad guillotine.

Make a salad fit in your mouth.

So cool.

Hey, didn't I tell you to mow the lawn?

Why are you watching TV?

I don't know.

I'm just feeling kind of blah today, you know?

Yeah.

Kinda got a case of the afternoon sleeps.

I don't want to hear it.

Get back to work or you're fired!

Do you have trouble motivating your employees?

Why, yes, I do.

I'm Puppet King from Puppet Depot.

Bye-bye, Puppet Mr. Boxman.

Yells at your workers so you don't have to.

Best part is it's not you doing it, it's the Puppet.

Murray, can I get a glass of water over here, please?

Puppet Depot, wait.

Mr. Bossman.

Show the number.

Call now or you're fired!

Aw, man.

Ugh.

Hey!

Hey, get back to work!

Get back to work right now!

Vince, uh, what is the... This is really uncomfortable.

Hey, it's not me making you uncomfortable.

It's Mr. Bossman.

Get back to work!

Get back to work!

Uh... Okay.

I guess we'll go.

Wow.

They're so motivated.

No!

Got you now.

Hey!

Hey, you two, quit messing around!

Don't get germs on the cups!

Do what I say or you'll be out on the street!

Sorry, Benson.

Not Benson.

Mr. Bossman.

Hey, scrub faster!

Time is muddy!

You got a real loose grip, Mordecai!

Explains why you can't hold on to our relationship!

Wait... What?

Hey, you...

Hey!

Keep sleeping!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Roll over on your side!

Yeah!

When you wake up, you should pack up your bags and leave!

Never!

Never come back!

Huh?

Uh...

This is my house now!

Ah!

You don't deserve this job!

I'm the one motivating the workers!

I gotta support my family!

Ah!

Then you're cracking me up!

Dude, this salad guillotine is awesome!

Want to use some of this lettuce to make a salad?

Nah, I'm not really into salad.

Mr. Bossman!

He's trying to kill me!

What?

Get this dummy off of me!

Benson!

The salad guillotine!

The what?

You don't have the chimichangas!

Mr. Bossman!

Off with your head!

Oh, bloody!

I'll take your place!

I'll do it!

I just need to eat my way out of this salad bowl!

Good quick thinking, guys.

You guys are so smart.

Smart.

I'd never say something like that!

What happened?

Vincent, are you okay?

There was a doll!

And, uh, the wish just felt too real!

We should probably stop using... Oh, I'm next, you slowpokes!

Pops, wait!

I wish I could travel more!

Going on a trip is no easy feat.

With a head like that, you'll need an extra seat.

Wow, what are the odds of all of us getting jury duty on Halloween?

Court is now in session.

Up next, the state versus John Wolfhard.

Whoa, coolie the werewolf.

Mr. Wolfhard, you stand accused of murder.

How do you plead?

My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor.

Yeah, I never ate nobody.

And if I did, there'd be no evidence.

Because I always eat the bones.

Mr. Wolfhard, where were you the night of the last full moon?

If you must know, I was bottle feeding an orphan baby deer.

Interesting, so you wouldn't recognize this patch of

werewolf hair we found at the crime scene, would you?

Uh, that could belong to any werewolf with my DNA.

Then there's this entry from your diary, from that same night.

Dear Diary, ate a guy today.

This is not a joke.

Till next time, signed, John.

Dude, I don't know about this guy.

We've heard enough.

Let's get this over with.

Ooh, ooh!

Your Honor!

May I use the bathroom, please?

Okay, sir, but make it quick.

Good show!

Uh, if he's allowed to go, I am too, right?

Who am I to judge?

Should he be in there without supervision?

Eh, that frail old man will keep an eye on him.

Aw, for... hey!

Yes?

Do me a solid.

I'm all out.

Oh, um, of course.

Thanks.

Now I just need one more favor.

Yes?

Hold still!

Hey!

Don't make me come in there!

Sorry, old timer.

It's you or me.

Where are you going?

I'm going someplace where they treat werewolves with respect.

London.

Wait!

Oh!

Goodness!

That's it!

Freeze!

Oh dear!

I can explain!

Come quietly, son.

I don't want to have to blow this dog whistle.

Let's just talk this over.

Ugh!

Ugh!

So, when you inevitably find Mr. Wolfhard guilty, you can add destruction of

property, eating a juror, and attempted escape to his list of crimes.

Wolfhard?

Oh no!

Jury, have we reached a verdict yet?

Your honor, we find the defendant...

Objection!

I mean, wait!

You're making a terrible mistake!

I've been framed!

It's me, Pops!

Pops?

So, wait.

Let me get this straight.

You're saying the real killer attacked you in the bathroom, turned you into a

werewolf, tore a hole in the wall, and then

escaped, leaving you behind to take the rap?

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

But my gut's telling me to have fun with this one.

Let's stick with guilty and see how it pans out.

Mr. Wolfhard, you are hereby sentenced to life in prison.

This can't be!

Let's go, you animal.

No!

Stop him!

Stop him!

Stop him!

Eat it!

Wolfhard!

Last call for flight 194 to London.

One ticket to London, please!

Sure, go on up.

Good show!

Sorry, old four.

Hey!

Oh, hey, old timer.

You made it.

Sorry about mauling you earlier.

No hard feelings, right?

Water under the bridge, my good sir.

Great!

Say, me and the boys are going to get tea at the Royal Palace when we land in London.

Maybe eat the Queen?

You in?

Oh, tea!

Good show!

Flight 194 to London, England is ready for takeoff.

Fellas, this one's for you.

Ah-hoo!

Werewolf!

Ah-hoo!

Something something!

Werewolves from London!

Werewolves from London!

Okay, so I'm confused.

Is Racky scary or just lame?

Oh no, I'm not lame.

I'm definitely scary.

Boo!

See?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Um... if it's okay, I guess I'll give Racky the

Wishmaker one more shot to see if he's actually scary.

Okay.

Uh, are you sure?

Someone else can go first?

Uh, I can wait.

No, you go.

Well, okay.

Just let me know if I go too long.

See, I was in Prague doing a guest lecture and I really miss her.

So I wish, um... Well, I guess I wish I could visit her.

Does that sound good?

You wish to hang out with your lady?

Then you will... Will... Well, I can't think of anything that rhymes with

lady, so I'm just gonna go ahead and start.

Oh, this seems like a nice place.

36th floor?

That's quite the hike.

Maybe I'll treat myself and use the elevator.

Uh, excuse me.

Sorry to bother you, but, uh, is this elevator working?

I need to see my girlfriend on the 36th floor.

Girlfriend, huh?

Well, you're in luck.

I just got this baby fixed up.

Oh, what a relief.

Thank you, sir.

You two love birds.

Have fun now.

Yeah, we're probably gonna get some Chinese...

Oh, I can't wait to see Celia.

Oh, what the?

What's happening?

Oh, I sure hope I'm not stuck.

All right, vives.

Keep calm.

Survey the area.

When you are lost in times of strife, to look around may save your life.

Eureka!

An intercom button.

Maybe I can call for help.

Jeff, what's the problem?

Is this the repair guy?

I'm stuck in the elevator.

We talked earlier.

I had the flowers.

Oh, of course.

We'll have it running in no time.

How about some music while you wait?

That sounds great.

Thank you.

Uh, do you have anything a little less ominous?

Oh, sure.

You know, you know what?

I changed my mind.

Could you turn off the music, please?

Uh, hello?

Oh, no.

I don't want to be trapped in here.

Not like this.

I never paid off my student loans.

I don't want to burden my family.

Oh, sorry, buddy.

I couldn't hear you over the smooth jazz.

Hey, looks like I got the elevator working.

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Oh Thank you, sir.

Fives!

Ah, Celia!

I got you some flower stems.

They used to be flowers.

Thanks.

But who are you talking to?

Oh, I was just talking to the elevator repairman.

He's really nice.

I should get his email.

Fives, the elevator's broken.

The repairman died 40 years ago.

What?

Yeah, I've been taking the stairs.

36 floors is quite the hike.

Yeah, that's why I use the elevator.

I need help with some repairs.

Give me a hand!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Celia!

Step out of it, bro!

Oh, man, it was so real.

It was so real.

All right, I think we've all had enough of Racky the Wishmaker for one evening.

No way, man.

I'm still doing mine.

I've wanted this one my whole life.

Dear Racky, I wish I was popular as a kid.

This seems to me a wish that all should see.

Your wish is to be Mr. Popular.

Well, let's see how you like being Mr. Popular.

Hey, you can't rhyme popular with popu- Hey, it's RGB2!

Awesome!

Dude, your costume's like the best one out tonight.

Thanks!

It feels good to be at the top.

Looking good, Kim.

Why, thank you, Mario.

That was cool.

Thanks, Racky.

Um, if you could just wait till the end.

Nah, I'm good.

Hey, look!

That kid's dress is a box of fart medicine.

Oh, no way!

Where?

Oh, no, dude.

You didn't paint the back?

It looked done in the mirror.

Guess the sweatpants bandit got a tummy ache from too much candy.

That's you!

You're the sweatpants bandit.

But I'm Super Mordecai.

It's not his fault his mom made him wear layers!

It's gonna get really chilly out tonight.

Don't you mean windy?

Man, we can't even be cool on Halloween.

Hey, you wanna be cool?

Go take a piece of candy from that house over there.

I'm okay with us not doing this, Rigby.

I like who I am, and I don't need to prove... Don't embarrass me!

Fine!

We'll take some candy!

Move your feet, Mordecai.

They're watching.

Mmm... I can't do it.

Something might pop out.

Come on, what's gonna pop out?

There's not even a scarecrow up there.

It's just a bowl of candy.

Yeah...

You go first.

Ugh... Fine.

I'll go first.

Ah, gotcha!

Ugh, don't do that.

Okay, we did it.

See?

These kids are cooler than I thought.

Yeah, that's right.

We're so cool, we're taking the whole bowl.

Should've brought another pumpkin.

Huh?

Huh?

So, you thought you could take more than one piece of candy, eh?

No!

I mean, yes!

Usually there's a take one sign, so... Well then... Have some more!

Whoa!

Whoa!

It's all chocolate!

Really?

We can eat this?

Like a zombie eats his brother!

Okay.

Interesting way to say yes.

We thought for sure you were a scary witch who was gonna chop us up.

I'm so glad you're just a harmless old hag.

Let my face be a lesson to always wear sunscreen!

Oh, I know.

My mom's super good about reapplying, too.

Hey, this is really good.

Yeah.

I mean, kind of going back to the zombie thing earlier, it's a little weird how

it's shaped like body parts, but it tastes so much better than what I'm used to.

That's because it's homemade.

Whoa!

So cool!

I guess you probably get into a lot of hobbies when

you're so ugly that everyone's scared to talk to.

Um... Mordecai!

I can't feel my... I can't feel my... chocolate!

I know what you're thinking.

Oh, sugar!

I knew get something like this might happen.

No, that's not what I was thinking.

No!

Mordecai!

Super Mordecai!

Now with nuts!

Parting is such sweet sorrow, isn't it?

No!

It isn't!

Hey!

Look at me!

I hope you saved room for dessert!

Stop talking!

Oh, chocolate!

What's that?

Hey, Rigby's chocolate!

Yeah!

He's so rich and smooth!

Mmm!

He's straight up delicious!

Mmm!

Oh, yeah!

Whoa!

Did that kid really turn into chocolate?

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!

I want another piece of him!

Well, that's not exactly what I hoped for.

I think we can all agree that Racky the Wishmaker is terrifying.

Wait, what the...

Where's Racky?

Hey!

That's my wallet!

And our TV!

Come on, get in the truck, Mom!

Come on!

Stop!

Don't do it!

Not with all our stuff!

And the next time you'll see them is at the pawn shop for a hefty markup!

So long, suckers!

Oh, no!

Step on it, Rhombus!

Looks like someone's wishes for riches has hit a few hitches.

Dude, that sounds just like something Racky would say.

Wait, why are you laughing?

Because now you'll never get your security deposit back.

No!

How'd your wish for throwing the best ever Halloween party go?

Terrible!

I'm not renting this thing if I can't get my deposit back.

I'm taking my business to the trusty streamer store, thank you very much.

Come on, Racky!

We're never going to be able to rent you out

if you keep scaring off all the customers!

If rentals aren't arriving as desired, then perhaps your boss should have you fired!

Dumb rapping robot.

Dumb rapping robot.

Dumb rapping robot.

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Dumb rapping robot.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah!