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The score is 28-28.

Next touchdown wins.

But who's gonna take it home?

The Tame Gamers or the Disaster Boys?

Oh, goodness!

It's storming!

Well, I guess that's that.

Let's go inside.

Oh, so I guess you forfeit?

And risk being struck by lightning?

Yes, we forfeit.

Oh, come on!

People don't actually get struck by lightning.

That's just an old wives' tale.

Yeah!

Yeah!

We got a bunch of old wives over here!

Oh, it's on.

I got it!

I got it!

I got it!

I got it!

Yes!

You know who else likes to mess around in the rain?

My man!

Looks like they're coming out of it.

Where am I?

Don't worry, you're in a hospital.

You're perfectly safe, assuming you have insurance.

Now, you've suffered a serious shock, so we need to ask a few questions.

What's your name?

Mitch Sorenstein.

Where do you live?

In a trailer with my wife, Starla.

Good.

And your occupation?

I work at the park.

I'm a groundskeeper.

Hmm.

Looks like everything's normal.

I just have one question for you, Doc.

Who's this guy?

Hi, I'm High Five Ghost.

I actually work at the park, too.

I'm surprised we never ran into each other.

Whoa!

You guys really don't remember each other?

What are you talking about, Mordecai?

Why should we?

Yeah, I mean, how can I remember someone I just met?

How bad is it, Doctor?

They're suffering from a very specific form of amnesia.

One that only targets the memories of their friendship.

We're friends?

Huh.

Is it treatable?

It's my medical opinion that you should go home

and try your best to help jog their memories.

So you're saying we've been friends since high school?

Yeah, ever since you almost died in the crash pit.

Huh.

I don't know if I see it.

No offense.

None taken.

I feel like I remember crashing cars in the crash pit.

But not this guy.

Hmm.

Same.

You guys really don't feel anything?

Any connection at all?

Hmm.

Nope.

Oh, come on.

You know how Rigby and I have all our things like... Whoa!

Hummus!

And you guys have your things like taking off your... Shoes?

Take off my shoes?

I wouldn't advise that, bro.

How about doing high?

Eating chicken way?

Hmm.

Not really ringing a bell.

Sorry.

Okay, fine.

We'll show you.

Okay.

You guys are doing great.

Now spin your shirt.

No!

Like, take it off!

Over your head!

Are you guys sure this is okay?

We're really doing some damage to the lawn out here.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

This is great.

Nice.

How about you, Fives?

You feeling it?

I guess it's just not for me.

No offense.

None taken.

Hmm.

Man, what an awesome day.

This guy must be the greatest friend.

How about we try some of your stuff, Fives?

Some of what you like to do.

Okay, cool.

You mean, like, going to the record store or

hanging with Celia or taking my Esperanto class?

Uh, well, actually, you didn't do any of that with Muscle Man, so...

Hey, we made something that might help.

A film!

A fi-Well, a video.

We made a video of you guys together.

We went into the archives and put together this film as best we could.

Video.

It's really more of a... Oh, it's starting.

As my best man, it's your job to feed me fried food till I pass out.

Haha!

You got it!

Nice.

Oh, yeah!

Now that is funny.

Fives, I put on too much tanning oil and now I can't get up.

Don't worry!

I'll help!

Oh!

Wow!

What wonderful memories!

I, uh... I think I'm going to call it a night if that's okay.

Thanks.

Man!

After watching that, I wouldn't even be friends with me.

I want you to give it to me straight, bros.

Am I not cool?

Well, it never really mattered.

High Five was there.

So you were always cool to someone.

Brutal.

Without him, I'm just a loser.

I've got to start taking this seriously.

I can't let this slip through my fingers.

Mmm.

Ow!

Animal olives were packed in a jar!

Uh, hey, bro.

Cool song.

Muscle Man's at the door.

Mmm.

Yes?

Bro, I know I don't seem very cool.

But there's gotta be a reason we were such good friends.

And I don't want to lose that.

There's one thing to save our friendship we haven't tried yet.

Listen, it's been a long day and I really need to recharge right now.

Please, this is the last thing.

Just slap me some skin.

Come on!

Don't leave me hanging, bro!

Um, if it's the last thing...

Wahoo-hoo!

Hospital again!

So tell me, do you guys remember each other yet?

No.

No.

But we can't give up.

We gotta do whatever it takes.

I don't know, Mitch.

Maybe this is all a sign that our friendship isn't meant to be.

Don't say that, bro!

Hey, what are you doing?

You can't leave.

Actually, I was thinking about going on a road trip.

I have a lot to think about.

Like, what is a friend, really?

What does any of this mean?

Are we all alone on this big blue pebble?

Wait!

Please, wait.

You know who else has a lot to think about?

Who?

My mom!

I don't really get it.

Mitch?

Mitch?

Fun bun!

What's it gonna take for you to be my friend?

Starla, you're gonna have to tape our shows tonight.

Cause I'm not coming back without my best friend.

Mwah!

You just missed him.

He went to the bus station.

If you came to change my mind, you're wasting your time.

No, bro.

I just wanna give you a ride to the bus station.

Really?

Really.

It's the least I could do.

Well...

Okay, yeah.

Thank you.

Uh... If you don't like the music, you can change it or whatever.

Oh, no.

It's okay.

Well, looks like my stop's coming up.

Oh, uh... I think he just passed the bus station.

Well, that's okay.

I'm sure we can make a legal intern at the next light.

Hey, I'm jaywalking here!

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

We're not going to the bus stop?

Where are you taking me?

I figured it out, bro.

It all came together in here.

They told us about the crash pit.

They said that's where it all started.

And now, that's where this ends.

You're going off the rails, man!

You'll see.

Do you trust me, bro?

No!

No, I don't!

Look at what you're doing!

This is crazy!

Please stop!

I remember everything!

Too bad we're gonna die!

Not on my watch!

That was a close one!

Wow!

Thanks for not giving up on our friendship, muscle man!

You know who else doesn't give up on friendship?

My mom!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!