Original subtitles

All right, everybody, gather round.

This is our latest, very special exhibit

where you’ll learn all about your favorite movies

- and actors. - Wow. -Ooh.

Welcome to The Magic of Hollywood!

Look at all this cool stuff. Oh.

Look up there. It’s E.T.

Oh, and look at this one.

Keanu Reeves.

And you all know George Lucas, right?

Oh, yes, he’s great.

I’d really like to go home now.

Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit.

You can do it.

Can I at least have my cell phone?

Oh, George, you’re just gonna use it to call for help.

Oh, and over here,

oh, wow, the most important figures in the exhibit.

Without them, there would be no Hollywood.

James and Henry!

Who?

Are you serious?

James and Henry.

- Minions. - I know the Minions.

But I’ve never seen, uh

James and Henry.

- Yeah. Never heard of them. - Me neither.

This is insane!

James and Henry are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever.

Not just Hollywood, they changed the world.

And their story is epic.

They’re what?

What is she talking about?

You know what? Change of plans.

Everybody, sit down. Now.

All of you. Come on, sit down.

Tommy. You, too, Glasses and Mr. Johnson.

And-and-and you, too, Bubble Girl.

As you may know, throughout time,

dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming our planet,

searching for the perfect villain

to serve.

♪ Ho, ho ♪

And among them was a very special guy.

That’s him right there.

James.

He liked to draw, paint, but, above all,

he loved to invent stories and share them with his buddies.

- Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka. - Huh?

¿Te gusta?

Uh um, meh.

Ah. Uh, Eric.

Huh?

Hey, James! Hey! Okay?

Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.

The rest of his tribe, however,

they were just interested in one thing.

Big Boss. Ooh

To serve the most evil master they can find.

And this guy checked all the boxes.

Scary? Check.

Burly? Check.

- Super mean? - Ooh.

Pout! Pout! Pout!

Double check.

Oh.

No, no, no!

Pout! Pout! Pout!

Pout! Pout! Pout!

He was a perfect ten.

Pout! Pout! Pout!

Pout! Pout! Pout!

To show their new master how much they cared,

the Minions did everything for him.

But James wanted to go one step further

and create something truly wonderful for his master.

Uh, uh, what? Ah.

Ah. Hey, Big Boss!

Hey, looka! Looka!

Regarde!

C’est tu!

Et c’est nous!

Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

Pout, pout, pout.

Uh

No, pout, pout, pouta. No.

No.

Eh?

Regarde! Regarde!

Ah, ooh, ooh.

Uh, pulla, pulla

Phew.

Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!

¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!

Oomph!

Ow!

Oh! Ooh! Oh!

- Oh, James. - James.

The Minions were banished

from the Cyclops’s island that day,

and everyone was mad at James.

James, James, James!

- Oh. - Well, not everyone.

One other Minion found it very funny.

Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.

Ayah, ouch.

And that was Henry.

HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la.

Allez.

Hey, James.

Ah, sí, sí.

Uh-uh.

Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

Hey.

Huh?

Mee-ta Henry.

Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.

- Tapioca? - Ah, oh, tapioca.

Ooh, hey.

Sí.

Oh, oh.

Hey, oh!

- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí. - Sí. Sí.

Blah.

And from that moment on,

James and Henry were inseparable.

The best of friends and by each other’s side

- no matter where they went - Big Boss! Big Boss!

- or who they worked for. - Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

Their next master was extremely promising,

very powerful and, more importantly, very evil.

And his book-- ooh, dear me, it had some wicked spells in it.

Misha stroganoff.

Oh la la la.

Brush up! Brush up!

No touch of la bookiski.

- No touch of! - Okay, okay. No touch of.

Ah.

- No touch of! - Bah no, no.

Hey, James. James.

Come here, come here. Looka.

Touch of la bookiski.

Oh.

Looka. Come here, come here.

Oh.

Bella la monstra.

Ooh la. Ooh.

Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!

Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.

Uh

Aw.

cute-a.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.

Command-Zed!

Undo!

Command-Zed!

Undo!

Once again, the Minions had inadvertently lost a master.

Henry!

On the plus side,

James and Henry’s friendship became stronger that day

- Uh - Uh

even if it made

some of the other Minions unhappy.

Oh, this is Ed, by the way.

He’s a friendly Minion who is a bit hard of hearing.

So they came up with a way of communicating with each other.

- Y polenta, la mango. - Mm-hmm.

Come here.

Huh?

And so the Minions went from one boss to the next.

And there were many.

The Big Boss!

Uh, buddies.

Por favor.

Uh. Huh? Ah!

Oh, Chris!

Oh, Bill.

Oh, Patrick.

Huh?

Oh, Brian.

But after a while,

they couldn’t find any more evil masters to serve.

For a very long time, the Minions wandered about,

tired and losing hope.

Okay.

Okay?

And that very bossy Minion there,

that’s Dick.

He barked at everyone to make camp for the night.

Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

Now, because of their nonstop

blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James

to go sleep away from everyone else, as per usual.

Which was fine with them,

as it meant they could stay up all night

discussing the meaning of life, the cosmos,

their hopes, their dreams.

- Ooh la la. - Bank you.

- Bellissimo, James. - Uh-huh.

Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick.

asparagus.

Mick or no. Mick or no. Mick or no.

Hey, yo! Henry, James! Sleepa!

Hey.

Go, go, go.

- Hey, Henry, wake up. - Huh?

Oof. And with that,

Dick lost his temper again.

And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends.

Henry thought long and hard about Dick’s remarks

and decided to punch him.

But thankfully Ed intervened,

signed for his friend to calm down,

breathe deeply

- and - Hey. Hey!

punched Dick himself.

Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt. Okay?

Well, this seemed like

- the breaking point - Looka!

but then Dick saw something

that would change the Minions’ lives forever.

Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!

♪ ♪

Big Boss.

Hey, buddies!

Bye-bye!

What the?

Hyah!

Huh? Buddies, looka!

To the train!

- Follow him! - Get on up! Get after him!

Go, go, go!

Hmm?

- After him! - Come here, you little

Hey!

Huh? Oh.

Hey! Down here!

Buddies! Helpa me!

What? Oh!

Whoa, whoa!

Big Boss! Hey!

- Uh, oh. - Oh.

Hey, hey, looka.

Toot, toot!

Uh, uh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Hey. Toot, toot!

- Toot! - Toot!

- Agh.

- Broke off. - Huh?

Toot, toot!

- Toot, toot, toot! - Toot, toot!

Buddies, go, go!

Toot, toot!

Ah!

Please don’t hurt me!

MINIONS [dreamily]: Big Boss.

Phew.

Look out!

Kumquat?

Huh?

Huh?

No.

Stop!

Sto

op!

Toot, toot.

Cut!

Okay, people, back to one.

And you!

Do you have any idea what you have done?

la Boss y, uh, conducto

Huh? E la toot, toot. Y la James también.

Sí, toot, toot.

Stop! Stop.

You’ve ruined everything.

It was a perfect scene.

All that work. All that money. All that effort.

Uh [speaks Minionese] No?

Get out of here.

You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.

- And you. - Me?

Definitely you. Get out!

Out! Out, out, out, out, out!

Out!

Verschwindet!

Let’s go again.

Uh, hey, boss.

We’re out of film.

This is not going to go down well.

You tell that no-talent bum

if he messes up again, he’s fired!

And then send him a bottle of champagne

because it’s his birthday.

Oh! There he is.

Our favorite director.

Hello, Mr. Bright.

- Mr. Bright. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let’s see what you shot.

Roll the scene, now.

We are so excited to see it.

Come on, let’s go.

Just so you know, Mr. Bright,

we had

a small problem.

A problem?

Is just a puzzle for friends to solve.

Problems cost money, Elwood.

If this scene is terrible,

you will never work in this town again.

But we’re sure you’ll do great

in any number of other towns.

Roll the scene, please, and thank you.

Ooh, here we go.

What is going on?

I know. That’s what I was trying to tell you at the

What are those things?

Uh they, uh

You changed the whole scene.

But I didn’t.

I oh, boy, I didn’t.

It’s genius!

What?

The scene, it’s great.

It’s better than great. I love it!

Those sickly children, oh, they’re fantastic.

They have to be in every shot of the movie.

Uh yeah.

Okay. Absolutely.

I’m going to get my very good friends--

just those, uh, uh, what’s their names--

and put them in the movie!

Sam?

Elwood?

Would you mind playing it?

All right.

Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie.

Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.

Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car!

Faster, faster!

We need to find them. Where are they?

Get out of the way!

Move it, move it!

SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]: Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

- Give women the vote! - Take the next right.

They could be on Sunset.

- Ah. - Ah.

Oh, looka!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Mmm!

Hey, hey!

Oh.

Eh, looka.

Hey!

- Huh? - Don’t let ’em get away!

Huh?

Huh?

Whoa!

My boys!

I’ve been looking all over for you. Get in, get in.

- There they are! - Uh

Get those little guys!

Quick, quick.

Go, go, go!

Don’t let them get away!

Banana!

Wunderbar. Wunderbar.

Uh, first things first.

Who are you?

- Henry. - Y James.

Dick.

- Ed. - Uh

- Soy Peter! - Ken.

Is-is there a name I can just call all of you?

Bah

Minions.

Look, Minions, my name is Max.

Bello, Max!

Yeah, hi.

Okay, I’m so sorry about earlier.

So, I would like to work with you.

We should make movies.

- Movies? - Movies?

- Movies? - Huh?

You don’t know what movies are?

Mm

Movies are stories that play out right in front of you,

and people love them and people love the people who make them.

storya.

James La storya.

Le movies? ¿Para mí?

Sí, James. Sí!

Welcome to Bright Brothers Pictures,

where we make all kinds of movies.

Oh, oh!

- Hello, Josh. - Hey, Sam.

Perfect.

All right, positions, everybody!

Find your mark

Whoo!

It’s a wrap. Congratulations, everyone!

Fantástico!

It is fantástico.

It’s exciting, isn’t it?

Oh!

Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm.

How about you gentlemen?

Do you want to make movies, too?

Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. No maka le movies.

Big Boss.

Mm. -Uh

Le movies!

Excellent. Let’s get to work.

So, I need you to act in a, mm, very simple scene.

Here. You stay here, and I shall return.

Uh

Oh.

Okay, listen up.

So here’s the scene.

You see those large, heavily armed men?

They suspect you have killed their leader,

and they want you dead.

Gweek.

Uh, gweek?

All right, I need you

to really sell the drama.

You do a good job, and you’re hired!

You fail, it’s back to wandering the streets,

scavenging for food.

Have fun with it!

Okay!

Ready, action!

Attack!

Uh, buddies?

No, no, no, no, no!

Henry!

Henry, helpa!

Buddies!

Help!

- Skoal! - Skoal!

Hey.

Cut!

Huh?

Okay, that was

perfect!

Minions, are you ready to become stars?

And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen?

Honey, it’s starting.

Oh, goodie.

NARRATOR [over radio]: On this beautiful spring day of ’27,

the world has never been a better place.

The economy is forever booming

with no sign of slowing down ever.

People have never been so happy,

and the future has never looked so bright.

Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,

the new stars of the silver screen

took the world by storm and changed the face

of the motion picture industry forever

with movies like The Good, the Bad and the Stupids,

Look Behind You And Then Down

and They Came from the Stars to Hit You With a Frying Pan!

Part Four: Target Miami Beach.

The Minions have become the kings of the box office,

and it seems like the public just can’t get enough of them.

We spent weeks with the super-mini sensations,

and we’re going to let you in on a few of their secrets.

Our boys have moved into a luxurious house

in Beverly Hills

where they’ll be able to enjoy

a comfortably large game room

and an equally comfortable gigantic sauna.

Their lives have changed

- since fame hit them. - Look, Minions!

They can’t go anywhere without being recognized.

Run, boys, run!

Looks are everything in Tinseltown,

and the Minions are always on the hunt

for the hottest, most modern looks.

What trendsetters.

What fashion icons.

And not only that,

now there’s Minions merchandise.

What will they think of next?

And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties

like the ones those classy gentlemen are throwing.

Yes, the Minions are on top of the world.

They truly have it all.

Bank you, bank you.

Okay? Hah.

- Gooda, huh? - Loving it.

para aquí, eh?

Aquí.

- Wow. - Incredible.

Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!

película. Looka.

- Okay? - On it.

Okay?

James, my boy,

you have a real gift for filmmaking.

Ah, bank you.

Ja, you have what it takes to become a director.

There could even be an Oscar in your future.

O-Oscar?

Ah, it’s an award given out to the best films and filmmakers.

Ah

And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to

James.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Bank you, bank you!

Eh

Bank you!

- Bank you - James.

James?

Are you all right, my friend?

W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s happening? What is this?

I’ll tell you what it is.

It’s the future of cinema.

Everyone’s doing it, Max.

From now on, our movies are gonna have

sound.

That right there, what I just said, that was sound.

I have a very good feeling about this.

Quiet, everyone.

Are you ready, Henry?

Ah, sí, sí, sí.

This will be great.

Okay, we’re recording.

And action.

You disappear from my life five years ago,

and now you think you can come waltzing back in?

Well, no. No, I say!

Get lost, you handsome bastard.

Oh, Humphrey.

My mother warned me about men like you.

Mm, baby,

piñata, carbonara,

lasagna.

What?

Was?

What?

Stay with us, Sarge.

We need you.

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!

Yeah, Sarge?

Sí

chihuahua!

Cut!

Chihuahua!

Oh, poop.

Cut!

Bikini.

Can I have a cup of coffee, please?

Tiny bit of milk.

Two sugars.

Thank you.

Balzac!

This is a disaster! We’ve lost millions!

No.

- You know who I blame? - Them!

Sadly, yes.

Get out of here!

But we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor,

and we hope we can still be friends

- who never speak to each other. - Leave.

And have a great life away from us.

Mbappé de Platini.

Oscar.

O-Oscar?

James, you’re never going to win an Oscar.

You’re done.

You’re fired!

- Goodbye, Ridley. - Goodbye, Max.

- Auf Wiedersehen, Eric. - Bye-bye, Max.

- Hasta la vista, Quentin. - Bye-bye, Max.

- Goodbye, Stephen. - Tschüss!

- Ciao, Federico. - Bye-bye, Max.

Dick.

Max.

Henry, James, good luck, my friends.

Don’t worry, boys.

It’s just a minor setback.

Bank you.

You’re going to be fine, James.

You’re going to do great things.

Henry! James!

Bye-bye, Max.

No, no, no.

¿Por qué?

Ah

Uh, okay.

Hey, Victor, bood night.

- Bood night, Peter. - Hey, Nick, bood night.

- Ha, bood night, Greg. - Bood night, George.

- Bood night, Stephen. - Bood night, Bruno.

- Bood night, Julian. - Thomas, bood night.

Bood night, James.

Hmm.

Huh?

Eu-Eureka.

Eureka!

Storya.

Minions.

Bonanza

Glory hallelujah!

Henry, come here, come here!

- Huh? - storya!

- Looka, looka! - Huh?

movie.

Un movie de Minions. Con monstras.

Sí, sí, sí!

¿Qué pasa?

Ah, looka, looka.

James

in la movies.

Movies?

James.

Era fantástico.

Minions don’t maka movies.

Big Boss!

y helpa James.

Big Boss! Big Boss!

Oops.

Uh, scusa, Greg. Uh, all is good?

Sí, sí.

movies.

Boss.

Big Boss!

- Big Boss! Big Boss! - No, b-buddies.

Big Boss! Big Boss!

Big Boss!

Alles gut?

Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

Ooh, there’s romance.

How’s that going to end up?

Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary.

- James, I love your movie. - Bank you.

Yes, it’s clear this is a real passion project,

and you need to make it,

whatever challenges get in your way.

Sí, sí.

advice.

Advice?

- Sí, sí. Bitte. - Uh, well

where do I start?

I mean, eh, uh, yeah.

Um, you guys have film equipment?

Eh no.

Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.

A crew?

Crew. No.

No crew either? Mm.

And you wrote a monster movie with a very big monster?

Sí. kaiju.

And what are you going to use for your monster?

Ah, uh

Aha. Okay.

Listen to me carefully.

What I’m going to tell you is

very, very important.

So, if you want

to make a fantastisch, very cool monster movie,

you will need a fantastisch, very cool monster.

I can’t really help you with that, I’m afraid.

But I can give you this.

Un-un-un cámara.

Max, wirklich?

It was a gift from my father.

My first camera.

I’m passing it on to you now.

I believe in you, James.

I know you’ll do great.

And remember, a very cool monster movie

needs a very cool monster.

Max, darling. Come over here.

Good luck, guys.

kaiju.

- Uh - Ed.

Oh

- Hey, buddies, buddies. - Sí.

Maka la movie!

Ed saved the day!

James is gonna get his monster!

Oh, well, I’m happy you’re happy.

Now do you mind if I go on with the story?

Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes.

Yes! Please continue.

What about Dick and the other Minions?

Did they find a new boss?

Ooh, yes, well, I was getting to it.

Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission

of every Minion ever and find their tribe

the greatest, most evil master to serve.

Big Boss! Big Boss!

Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

Attention.

Uh, attention, earthlings.

Cease current activities and listen.

I am Dort,

and I was sent here by the Supreme High Ruler

to judge this pathetic planet.

Big Boss?

But first, uh, Dort needs to find loyal assistants.

Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool spaceship.

Do you want to serve Dort?

Okay, let’s go home.

You can do this kind of thing on your mom’s weekend.

Oh, yes, and

Come on, please.

Leave me alone.

Guys, look at this winner.

Ah, thank you.

That’s very kind.

Are you and your burly friends interested in assisting Dort

in a potentially dangerous mission?

Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit

is talking to us.

Ha. I can assure you that this is no costume.

Um, I mean

You know, it’s dangerous to hang out here

dressed as a tin can.

Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.

A tin can wishes it were as tough as me, so there.

I sense you are preparing a hostile attack.

Please stop.

Oh, yeah? Or what?

Whoa.

Why, you!

Now you’ve done it.

Dort was on a simple mission

to decide whether or not Earth should be invaded,

and then you went and got all up

in Dort’s facial recognition sensors.

Dort has made his decision

regarding the fate of this planet.

Dort is going to invade Earth

and enslave humanity!

Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.

Ah, greetings.

I am Dort.

Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.

Salutations, Richard.

Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.

Mm, okay.

Do you want to assist Dort in a potentially dangerous mission?

- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah! - Sí!

Great! Follow Dort back to Dort’s secret lair!

Big Boss!

MINIONS [chanting]: Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

Okay.

- Henry? - Sí, sí.

Ed? ¡Vamos!

Miso soup

yaki onigiri

edamame

daifuku!

Looka!

HENRY and JAMES: Le kaiju!

Yes! Yes, I’m free!

F-F-Freedom.

Bah

- Oh, happy day! - Hmm?

Oh, I got to say, it is so great to finally be out.

I have been trapped in that book forever, and I

monstra.

- I am forever in your debt. - Hmm.

And I just wanted to-- Whoa!

What you doing there, mister?

Whoo.

Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.

Henry, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, I feel like I’ve disappointed you in some way.

I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help?

le monstras?

Monsters? You want big, scary monsters?

Sí. Come here, come here.

Que para le movies.

Oh.

You need monsters for your movie.

I know the perfect monsters for you.

I’ll take you to ’em.

Uh, uh, bank you!

Oh, by the way,

I’m Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.

But my friends just call me Goomi for short.

Oh. Soy James.

Oh, James.

Rolls off the face tendrils.

James.

- Henry. - Hey, bello.

Henry. Oh, I like it.

It sounds tough and rugged.

It’s like, “Oh, look out, here comes

Henry!”

Ed.

Ed. Enchanté.

Oh, man, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Come on, come on!

- -HENRY: Huh? - What a fantastic day!

No.

Wipe your insolent feet

before stepping into the lair of Dort.

Uh

le lair?

Affirmative.

Everyone, file in.

Dort!

Where have you been?

Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.

Yes, so sorry.

Uh, Dort had an important work meeting.

But I come with good news.

Look what I found on my way back.

Those muffins you love.

I only like the blueberry ones!

Yes, you’re in luck.

And I can only eat them with a glass of

Milk?

Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods.

What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman.

She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

As will her cat.

Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.

Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort’s roommate Floyd.

- Uh - Bello, Floyd.

Hey. Sup?

Mm, hey, Dort

Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, Minion.

This is definitely a lair.

No, looka.

Bink.

Bed.

Boyd.

No, no. Floyd.

Yeah, sí, Floyd.

You foolish, naive Minion.

You are actually standing in

a very futuristic alien spaceship

made to look like a dingy apartment.

Very realistic, isn’t it?

Even the weird smell. That’s all fake.

Impressive, I know.

Huh? But, but

But nothing!

No. Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters

to, uh, report back to his home planet.

Engaging in slamming mode!

Wow.

Oh, Dort is so cool!

Okay, okay. Calma, calma.

Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.

Wobble, wobble, wobble.

Wobble, wobble.

Fellas.

Wobble, wobble?

Wow, you’re really into your art, James.

You’re so passionate.

I think you’re a genius.

Oh, bank you.

Huh?

Ah.

Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw.

Ah la.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Eh?

Ah, phew.

Whoopsie.

Uh Oh, oh, look!

There it is, our destination!

¡Vamos!

Let’s go, fellas.

Uh, sí, sí.

Dort.

Huh?

Attention. Attention, Minions and Floyd.

Dort has finally received his orders

from the Supreme High Ruler.

It is time to officially invade Earth!

Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort!

MINIONS [chanting]: Dort! Dort!

DORT and MINIONS: Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!

Dort! Dort!

Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!

Dort!

What did I say about the noise?!

Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.

My apologies.

With me. Dort. Dort.

Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.

Attention, people of Earth!

Dort is officially claiming your planet!

Yeah!

Oh. Well, hello there, little fella.

Dort meant your sandcastle no harm.

Hey.

Please stop your shovel attack.

Cease immediately,

or you will pay the price.

Looka, looka, buddies.

Let’s see how you fare against a similar attack,

tiny insurgent.

Hey, y-you in the robot suit.

No, no, no, you can’t kick that kid.

But he must be taught a lesson.

And also, he started it.

You are not from around these parts, are you?

Well, no.

I originate from the planet Metlar.

- Hmm? - Near the G45T system?

Right. I don’t know where that is.

But I’m from a small town in Minnesota myself,

so I understand the feeling

of being a stranger in the big city.

So, what you’re saying is I am now free to kick him.

No, you can’t.

Well, I should get a move on.

My friends and I are headed to a protest for women’s rights.

Do you believe women and men are equal?

- Why, yes, of course. - Oh, good.

In that you both now belong to the Supreme Ruler equally.

You’re so funny and cute.

Oh, I-I mean what you said.

What you said is cute.

Uh, pardon?

Come on, Debbie, we’re gonna be late.

Did you say Dort was

SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]: Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote! Give women the vote!

Bye! Don’t kick children!

Give women the vote! Give women the vote!

- Huh. - Uh, Boss?

Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,

slightly postponing Earth’s invasion.

Huh?

You heard me. Follow Dort!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

- Give women the vote! - Uh.

Uh, buddies?

Bive women da bove!

Bive women da bove! Bive women da bove!

Come on! Come on, come on!

James, you okay down there?

The entrance is straight ahead.

Patagonia!

I can’t wait for you to meet my friends!

Watch your step!

And here we are.

You’re gonna love these gents.

We get them, and then we go to

- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood. - Uh, Hollywood.

Yeah, sure-- to make your movie.

Whoa.

There they are!

Howard and Phillips.

Goomi, magnífico.

Right?

Ed, cinema. Cinema.

Don’t be scared though. They’re such good guys.

Just try not to look too delicious.

Huh?!

Hmm.

Mega kaiju!

Behold!

Hey, Goomi. Thanks for the jailbreak.

All right, where were we?

Howard and Phillips destroy world!

Yeah!

But wait, I’m sorry. Quick question.

I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first.

Is that okay?

Guys, guys.

We are not going to destroy the world

nor eat anyone in this room.

Are we clear?

- Huh? - Not really.

Destroying stuff is-is kind of our thing.

Uh, not anymore, Phillips.

No, all that stuff is over.

We are no longer evil.

We work in the motion picture industry.

See?

No worldwide destruction.

No devouring funny-looking yellow guys.

We’re just gonna help James here make his dreams come true.

Huh?

Oh!

Okay.

Wink, wink.

Got it. All right, we’re in.

They’re in!

Come on, let’s go to Hollywood!

Sí. Woot, woot!

Huh? Oh, no, no, no!

James, James.

loco. Le monstra bada.

Henry Stoppa, okay?

Stoppa.

C’est me movie, okay? Me movie!

Howard having super weird day.

Uh

Faster!

Faster!

Ah. Gooda, gooda.

Hey, Henry!

Mm!

Ah!

Mm-hmm.

Ooh, is this where you make movies?

Sí.

Fantastic.

You hear that, guys? This is where it all happens.

Come here!

Come here!

Holy! Wow, would you look at this!

Uh, uh.

- Uh - Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.

- This is great. - Huh?

Sí.

El a destructo la terra!

C’est besta storya.

Oh, James, you’ve painted such a wonderful picture

with your beautiful gibberish.

Your movie is gonna be fantastic.

Isn’t it, guys?

Who cares about the movie?

I just want to eat people and chase people and-and

Smoosh people with feet!

Exactly. Smoosh.

Howard gets it.

Huh?

Okay, just a little moment, please.

Uh, you and you, a word?

We’ll be right back.

Oh. Okay.

Uh. Eh.

Goomi, what are we doing here?

Back in the good old days, you were all about

going from planet to planet,

obliterating everything in sight.

Now you want to make movies?

You’ve changed, man.

- Howard agree! - Guys, guys, guys.

Where’s the trust?

Of course we’re gonna destroy everything.

When those cameras start rolling,

we’re going to conjure Irene.

- Irene?! - Irene?! Really?

Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself.

We’re gonna have our revenge,

but we’re gonna destroy everything on the planet.

Destroy!

- Howard, stop! - Huh?

Uh destroy?

Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.

James!

Get him!

Uh

Ooh!

- Ow!

Hmm.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Hey!

Eh, en garde!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Aha!

James!

Huh? Henry?

Henry?!

Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.

Henry?

Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.

There’s no Henry here.

Uh, just us monsters, you know,

talking about, uh

uh, a friend of ours that would be great in your movie.

This is Irene.

Oh.

Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured.

The coolest monster ever,

unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.

Oh, I promise you, James,

you’ve never seen a monster like her.

Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!

Hey, Ed, maka le movie.

GOOMI [laughs]: Okay.

The big day has arrived.

And I have good news.

Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat

- Henry? - Yeah, yeah, Henry.

And he said he’s sorry for being such a doink,

and also that the scene we’re about to do, you know,

when Irene arrives, he thinks it’s missing something.

- Huh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

But Henry had a solution.

What if, when the monster first comes out,

she eats a victim

to let the audience know that she means business.

And better yet, Henry has volunteered

to play the part of the first sacrifice!

Henry! Bank you!

Mm-mm, mm-mm!

Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?

- He’s really getting into the part. - Aw.

Well, James.

Jim. Jimmy.

Jimothy.

Are you ready to start making your first movie?

Sí, sí.

By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene?

Th-This is your project.

I don’t want to step on any toes.

No problemo. Lumiosa!

Sonos!

Y smoka!

Minions y Monstras.

Uno!

The end is finally here.

Earth is living its last moments.

The monsters are back

with a vengeance!

The time for Irene has come again!

Rahlia!

Yogsogoth!

Flitahgen!

Carbonica!

Alea Iacta Est!

Mercurio Sulubidis!

Cardamen Macchiato!

Welcome, the all-consuming,

all-powerful Irene!

Irene!

Wow, you’re so beautiful!

So big, so orange, so

G-G-Gooey!

Now feed, Irene!

Feast on our modest offering

and go forth into the world!

C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry!

James! Helpa me!

Huh? Helpa?

But por qué helpa?

James!

Uh, no, no!

Stoppa!

Irene, stoppa!

Bitte, bitte, stoppa!

Stop? I’m not gonna stop.

I’ve been waiting for this moment for eons.

Irene is going to devour everything and everyone.

No!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Henry! Oh, oh, no!

Henry! Uh

That was super fun.

What a perfect day this has been.

Thank you so much.

Oh. Oh, no.

No, no. No. Thank you.

I really like you, Dort. You’re

you’re not like the other men that I know.

Mm. You mean Dort is not all about suppressing feelings

to avoid appearing vulnerable?

Well, yes, but more like, with you

well, I-I feel respected and listened to.

Aw, Debbie.

Dort.

C’est la Henry!

Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!

Help buddy, buddy.

- Huh? - Oh, my heavens!

Look at that thing!

Well, he’s no match for my robot boyfriend.

Go! Get him, baby!

Um, yes, yes.

But that thing i-is huge!

Uh, I, um

Okay.

- Dort? - Dort?

- Dort!

- Uh, uh - Hmm?

Buddies. Dort.

Y tú. Helpa Henry!

Huh? Helpa Henry?

Sí, helpa Henry!

Buddies!

Helpa Henry!

On my command, prepare to fire!

And, uh

Fall back! Fall back!

Huh?

- Uh. - Ooh. Uh.

Uh, uh, uh, uh

Hmph.

Meow.

Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!

Dort!

Where are we going?

Dort!

Opena!

Huh?

Phew.

- Hey, what are you doing? - Ouch! Ouch!

- Get out of here, you weirdo. - Ouch!

Henry.

So I guess this is the end.

Irene, finish him!

Huh?

Oh!

No, no, no, no, no!

Henry!

Huh?

Ah, no!

Ah

Ah

Huh? Henry!

James!

Toot, toot!

- Minions! - Huh?

What?

Mm, piñata!

Huh?

Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

Click! Click! Click?

Yah! Yah!

Ow!

Bazooka!

James!

Looka, looka!

Go, go, go!

Oh!

Good game, fellas, but it’s over.

Irene, take ’em all down!

Uh, James.

Huh?

Ah, ah, what’s happening? Who dares?

I am Dort!

Bravo!

Call off your attack, or else.

Oh, yeah? Or else, what?

We’ve got Irene!

Agreed.

But I’ve got

Minions!

Piñata!

Uh, no.

Ah

Kanpai!

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

GOOMI [sobbing]: Irene!

Hey, Goomi!

Huh?

- Huh? - Oh, no.

No, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no!

Undo la spella.

Command-Zed!

Run for it, boys!

Undo!

Command-Zed!

Don’t you dare lock me in there again, or I’m gonna

Dick!

Tú le besta.

No, Greg. Tú le besta.

Ah. Oh!

Oh.

Dort! Dort!

Oh, Debbie!

Yes, indeed.

The day and Earth itself was saved.

All was right in the world.

And get this.

Ed had never stopped filming.

And so, after months of hard work,

and with the help of all of his buddies,

James had made his dream come true.

He had done it.

He had finally made his movie.

And let me tell you,

watching the movie play with a theater full of people,

there was truly nothing better.

James! James!

James! James!

James! James! James! James! James!

Bank you. Bank you a tutti.

Bank you.

Bank you.

Bravo!

I’m so proud of you, James!

Oh, xiè xie.

Fantastic work, Minions.

That was incredible.

Fun for the whole family.

And the evening just kept getting better and better.

Uh

Uh.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Bank you, Henry.

Oh, was it a glorious, beautiful moment

that none of them would ever forget.

They had done it.

The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity.

And even though it took a long time

and it wasn’t always easy, they came out on top.

As a group.

As a tribe.

As friends.

Aw!

Cut!

The movie is finito! Bank you, toda!

Bank you!

Hey, hey.

- Bank you! - Way to go, Minions.

Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!

Hey!

Thank you.

Whoo!

- Hey. - Come here, come here.

Bank you, Floyd!

Aw.

Eh, James, tapioca?

- Tapioca. - Credits!

Ooh.

Eh.

Hey, hey, Mini Boss.

Whoa!

Bello?

Stuart, helpa con la booka.

Uh

Ah, uh, uh

Ow! Ow! Ooh!

Stop! Hey, stop it!

Eh?

Uh

Ah.

Ooh, looka, looka!

Come here, come here!

Kitty Gru!

Rawr.

Sheepy Gru!

Baa

Ooh, ooh.

Penguin Gru!

Piggy Gru!