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Good things take time. I know they do. What's your excuse?

Your Highness.

Wow, it's very hard to get good help these days.

You want a cuppa?

Please. While you're at it, mind rolling us one of these?

What's this?

What does it look like? It's pot.

It's purple. That's what it is.

Where'd you get it?

Austin found it down at the tavern. Steve found it. Huh? Said it knocked his

socks clean off. Said we had to dry it.

Oh.

Oh, well, if Steve said so.

You know, I think Steve might be onto something.

You know, I think this needs a little kiss better.

What's going on down there, Neil?

Neil!

What are you... Earth to Neil?

Neil? Get out of there! Ow!

Neil!

Neil!

Neil, get up!

Neil, get up!

What's going on to you?

Not too late to change your mind, you know.

About what, being here?

It is, isn't it? We're about to get picked up.

Yeah, but you'd still rather be at that cool music festival with your cool

friends. We can make that happen.

Nah.

Okay. Good.

Just don't be nervous, alright?

Just be your normal, beautiful, bubbly self.

I don't know if they've ever been bubbly.

What's Jill short for?

Juliet.

What's Charlie short for? She's got little legs.

Shut up.

It's not short for anything.

It's just Charlie.

What's your star sign?

Sagittarius. Oh.

Yeah, I want to pick that.

Why, what's yours?

I don't know what I'm talking about.

Do you have any dietary requirements?

Ah, no.

You smoke weed?

Sure. Nice one, bro.

Finally made yourself a good one.

Yeah, I'm pretty proud of this one.

Probably my best work yet.

Happy New Year.

Thank you.

Oh wow.

can grow vegetables on the ground

early in the morning when

moosters get up we put the kid on the farm some tea in

your tummy and fruit in your bowl we really got it all

alright everyone this is us

Wake up, Jules. We're here.

Okay.

Before you said this was a converted tractor shed.

This is just a tractor shed.

It's rustic.

Yeah, that's the word.

Okay, these are the beds.

When they said a slip floor, I was definitely imagining rooms, but they'll

do, I guess.

Does the website not have photos of this place?

No. But, hey, you know, go for it. Organise it yourself next time.

Great. It'll be like a sleepover.

Yeah. I like it. It's minimal.

We've got a stove.

We've got a fridge.

We've got a DVD player.

What more do we want?

Hey, there's a barbecue.

It's something at least. I hope it's got gas.

Hey, does anyone have any reception?

No.

Brian, you wanna come for a walk?

I'm gonna stay here and unpack, I think.

Let me know if you find anything there.

Hey, um, has anyone seen like a toilet or a shower or a bathroom?

Or anything?

Nah.

I can't believe you answered!

Huh? Leah!

I miss you guys!

One of my kids told me he was going to punch me in the face last term.

A 12-year-old kid told me he was going to wait for me after school and punch me

in the face. Can you believe that?

Kids these days, eh?

I always had a respect for authority as a kid.

Really healthy respect for authority.

What'd you do?

What could I do?

You know, I had to get one of the other teachers to walk me out to my car after

school every day for the rest of the year.

It's the kind of shit they don't tell you about at teacher school, though.

How's the chicken going?

I don't know.

Must be a hot barbecue or something.

Well, I'd just like to say we made it.

Congratulations.

I guess.

Yeah.

And I can't think of a better group of people to spend New Year's with.

Cheers. Oh, cheers to that.

Cheers, cheers.

Cool. Now cut the chicken, please. I'm starving.

Take it away, Campbell.

Okay. Here we go.

Drop on the chicken.

How's it going in there? I think it might be a little bit...

Let's have a look.

Yeah, I think it's just a little bit pink in there still.

Oh. Ooh.

That's not done.

That's going to need a couple more minutes.

I'm going to take this out again.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Good morning for this girl.

I've been making pancakes.

Yeah, go for it. Georgia's training for a half marathon.

She must be very goal-oriented.

She is. We're just talking about what to do today.

Yeah, and?

Campbell suggested firing up the old DVD player, watching a movie.

Anything good?

No such thing as a bad DVD.

Where's the bubbles?

We should get it in the fridge for tonight.

Are we supposed to bring bubbles?

Sorry. No, it's fine. We'll just have to do a quick shop run.

Or not.

Not everything has to revolve around alcohol.

We don't need booze to have a good time, right?

Maybe one or two bottles.

Yeah, and we can pick up some ice while we're there.

What do you reckon?

Girl's trip?

You know, go on.

All right, we've got about 30 minutes till those pancakes kick in, so... What

pancakes?

Whoa.

You have to do the talking.

This place is freaking me out. Okay.

What do I do? Go up to the counter and you say, just these things.

Just these things.

Perfect. Okay.

Just these things

4748

Sorry?

4748

Oh, you know what you need?

A ladder.

Yeah. Let's go find you one.

Yeah. Let's go.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Farmer? Let's just leave it.

Hello?

I'll go see if he's around the back.

No!

Jesus.

What the hell is this?

I really don't think we should be here.

Yeah, I'm with you.

Let's just grab the letter and get out of here.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Is it human?

No.

That'll just be a sheep or a pig or something, I reckon.

Oh, look!

What? The shed.

It's where the letters will be.

That sucks.

I can't do it anymore.

What are you talking about? We're nearly there.

No. It's milestone.

We're not gonna make it.

Here comes our hero.

I think there's a letter in there.

Brian, I think it's locked.

Let's just leave.

Watch this.

Whoa.

It's like the olden days in here.

Bingo.

This feels very, very wrong.

We're just borrowing a letter, Campbell. It's not a crime.

Hello. Check it out.

Freaky farmer weed.

There's no farmer smoked weed.

Oh, this one does.

Very dead.

Want me to roll a spicy one?

Let's just get the ladder and go.

Just like the one on the map at the museum.

We must be getting close to the rubies.

That's where you roll.

Anyone want to go smoke this super special secret New Year's Eve marijuana

cigarette with me?

Hell yeah.

I've been off school for the last two weeks, and so far it's stacking up to be

the best two weeks of my life.

My New Year's resolution is to quit my job.

Wow.

Plus, I think I hate kids.

My New Year's resolution is...

Get into bouldering Really?

My resolution is to not make any

more decisions about anything Just path of least resistance

from here on out

Hell yeah

Okay. My

New

Year's wish is for next

year.

to be really

really

funny.

Man, this cheese isn't even touching the sides. I'm hungry.

Hi Where do you feel we from whether we come from I just

found it

Anyone else hear that?

I heard it.

I heard that one.

Good

evening.

Having a party, eh?

Look, I just came over to say hello. I'm Neil, by the way.

I've brought you this.

Cook that up tomorrow.

Yeah.

Yeah, so, well, probably better.

Happy New Year.

Oh, what?

It's New Year's Eve.

Ah. Right.

Do you have a resolution?

Maybe at my age not to cark it.

Cute.

Okay.

I'll leave you to it.

10am, check out tomorrow.

That's my letter.

That's my letter. Yeah, we borrowed it for the

disco ball.

You've been in my shed.

You can have it back now if you want because we're done with it.

Have you smoked any of that?

In the jar?

Oh, just a little bit.

Give it to me. Give me the jar.

Come on.

Sir, I think you should put that down.

Whoa,

whoa, okay.

We're cool.

We're cool, we're cool, we're cool. Did that get anyone?

No, I'm fine.

Sir?

I think I'm going to be... I think I'm going to faint.

Is he dead?

Yeah, I think he's dead, Jules.

All his brains came out.

So what do we do then?

I don't know.

We can start by not panicking.

No.

We haven't done anything wrong.

We should call the police, like, immediately?

Yes.

I like that idea. Nobody touch anything, OK? This is all...

Probably evidence now.

Charlie, we should probably leave.

We should probably leave the brains.

Charlie?

You have to try this.

Here, here.

I'll give you a little one.

There we go.

Nice girl.

Put it in your mouth. Trust me.

Guys, maybe... Don't do that.

wow oh my god that's amazing right is that what brain tastes like

guys guys i don't know about this guys i just i'm really serious about making

things tricky when the police get here i don't think they're gonna notice some

brains i don't think they're gonna really care come here no no no way just

yeah but try this

No.

Go off and eat, man.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Eat this.

Give me the internet.

I feel good.

Wow. That's the best thing I've ever had in my life.

Plenty more where it came from.

I don't know how to talk about this, but last night we

ate some of a man.

Okay, so I think we should start by just putting that out there and owning it

and saying that's something that happened.

Okay, we don't know why.

Well, it was probably the weed.

Right? You know, it must be cannibal weed or something.

Okay, we don't have to start throwing the C word around, Jules. Cannibal

weed's not a thing.

Are you sure? Because we smoked it, and then we gobbled up an old man's brains.

Okay, so what, you're saying it's like magic or something?

I don't know what I'm saying, Campbell. What I mean is that this is not a normal

set of circumstances.

Could be cursed.

Magic, cursed, doesn't matter.

I think we can all agree, though, that we don't smoke any more of it, okay?

Okay? Yes, of course.

Good. Okay, so that's the first thing.

The next thing is, what do we do now?

I have an idea.

Great. Campbell, shoot.

This might seem obvious, but call the cops. No. Why not?

Because we will all go to jail for a very long time. You don't know that. No,

I don't, but it's an educated guess.

Whatever it's called.

Whatever the word is, but the thing we did, it's almost certainly definitely

illegal. Yeah, definitely felt wrong, eh?

This is why we should front foot this, okay?

We should come clean, just lay it all out, because if it does turn out that

what we did was illegal, then it'll help us, to be honest about it.

You see, the thing is, Campbell, if we tell the cops, then the cops know, eh?

Okay, well...

Let's see someone else's genius idea. We can all shit on that one.

We dig a hole.

We dig a hole. We put everything inside it. We cover it up and we never talk

about it ever again.

You're acting like we killed someone.

But we... That's not what happened. We didn't... We just ate some of his

brains. Okay, well, is it worse to kill someone or to eat them?

Everyone deserves a holiday.

Take a break for a while.

Everyone deserves a holiday.

Take a break.

Nice hole.

Here.

I can get one of these.

No thanks.

I think I need a break.

Go on.

You like this stuff. It's the kitty kitty bushweed.

I can tell you're freaking out. I'm not freaking out.

I'm honestly fine.

It's just, I want to get this over and done with.

Oh.

Look at you.

Digging a grave.

Not a grave.

it's just a hole yeah yeah definitely a hole big secret hole

cool well i will um leave you this in case you change your mind

and um yeah bye see ya

All right, funeral over.

Well, that's that, I guess.

Have you guys seen Neil, the guy next door?

Hello?

He's not at home.

I found this weird note.

I'm just kind of worried about him.

If you see him, can you tell him to give me a call?

Hey, did you guys leave your car by the shop?

What shop?

Yeah. Well, it's about to get towed.

They should probably move it.

Yeah. Okay.

Thanks.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing.

You know.

Are you digging a hole?

No. Yeah.

Why?

I don't know.

Just for fun, I guess.

All right.

Well, if you see my mate, tell him to give me a call.

Definitely. You got it.

Let's look after the shop.

The hell did you write on that note, Charlie?

Why did you tell them we were digging a hole?

It was pretty obvious what we were doing. Campbell's holding a big shovel.

We're all on the same page, right?

We have a witness now who witnessed us digging a grave.

Does anyone have a plan B up their sleeve?

No.

What is it, Campbell?

No, I don't want it.

Wait.

Split it up. No, no, no. I don't want to say it. It's just an intrusive thought.

I don't want to put it out into the world. Please ignore me.

No, fuck. I think I'm having the same thought.

What is it, guys?

Is it about the body?

Yeah.

Is anyone going to tell me what's going on?

I guess we're going to have to eat all his hair and his skin and stuff.

Yeah, and his eyeballs and toenails and guts.

And his gooch. Oh, God.

His balls.

Look, guys, we're going to have to eat this man's bum hole, okay, that he's

shed out of for the last 70 years.

Oh, yeah, it's probably really hairy.

Maybe we make sausages or something.

My memory of last night's pretty hazy. I reckon after we smoke this, we're not

going to care about his bum hole.

How long do you think this is going to take? I don't know.

How much meat can we eat a day?

A couple of kilos each?

We can probably finish him off in about a week.

At least there's no one to pay if we have to stay an extra few days.

I hope no one else has booked in after us.

If we cook him down a bit, it'll be way faster.

What about his bones?

I don't know. Burn them. No.

No, no, no.

We'll dry them out by the fire, grind them up into a powder, dust them over

our suit and slurp them up. Oh, that's so gross.

Really good idea, though. Oh, shivers.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Yeah, well, what other option do we have?

You know you can come to me No

matter what you do I'm just

a

Bye.

Fine smash.

Say it in hell if you want.

We should

Bye.

There was broken glass around his house. There was this note.

Do you want to read any of this?

Come see me tomorrow.

We'll do it all properly. We'll do it all right.

It's January 2nd.

Cops got to have a holiday too.

Hey, bloody car.

Gary, come on.

Happy New Year.

Come on, Gary.

I miss you so much.

I got absolutely read off last night. I feel so fucked.

Anyway, how's the farm going?

See me some packs. I want to see what you've been up to.

Oh!

Hey, you alright?

You want to come hang out with the others? Yeah, in a bit.

Where are your friends going?

I think we should leave.

You get rid of the old F word, do you?

FOMO? Brian, if we can get to Springfield, Leah said that she can come

and pick us up.

Wait, are you serious?

Where's this coming from? You were having such a good time last night.

No, Brian, I wasn't having a good time last night. I was high out of my mind on

cannibal weed.

I don't want to do this anymore.

What are we going to tell the others?

Don't just leave. They'll think we're bailing on them.

So? Oh my god, let them finish it off.

They look like they're enjoying themselves anyway.

Besides, there is no evidence of us having anything to do with this.

What do you mean?

I have photos of them eating it.

You want to pin it on them?

Jesus, George, I don't know if our friendship's going to survive then.

Look, Brian, I've known these people for like three days. I do not care about

them.

You can stay here if you want, but I'm going.

No, no, no, no, no. I'll come with you.

We can't go now, though.

Don't know if something's up.

Why don't we just wait a few more hours until they go to sleep, and then we can

slip out.

cover of darkness.

How about that? And then we can think of an excuse to tell them.

Like, you're dead, you have to go to hospital or something.

It's just a few more hours.

And then we'll get out of here, okay? I promise you.

We're going to get you out of here, though.

In the meantime, just act normal, okay?

What about this is normal, Brian?

Here's that famous Jill smile.

Come on.

There you go.

That's better.

Whoa.

You alright, Bri?

Yeah, yeah, I'm just, um, wondering if I need any more of this because I'm still

pretty stoned from the river.

So I think, um, yeah, now that I think about it, um, I'm probably okay,

actually.

Why are you being weird, Bri?

I'm not, I'm not being weird. Um, do you want any more?

It's Jules' turn. She hasn't been yet.

Pass to your left.

I'm good, thanks.

Oh, but you didn't smoke with us down at the river.

So you can't still be stoned?

I don't really want any. You guys go ahead, though.

What?

You're just going to eat it sober?

I think I'm going to sit this one out.

Not really feeling up to it. None of us are feeling it. That's why we're smoking

this. But I don't want to.

Go on, Jules.

Be a good girl.

Smoke your weed.

No. What's happening here? I thought we had a plan.

I'll eat her meat.

It's fine.

I don't mind. The meat will get eaten. What the hell, Jules? Everyone has to

smoke.

If you don't smoke, you're a liability. She's not a liability.

Let's not even go there. She can turn on us. I thought you were actually kind of

cool.

I am cool, Charlie.

Are you? I get it. You think you're better than us, eh? You know what? I

will smoke some weed.

And I'll eat all the meat myself. I don't care.

Shut up, Brian.

No one cares.

Okay, here we go.

Brian,

shut up.

What have we got here?

You guys are going to miss out.

I'm going to eat this whole thing.

Shut up!

Smoke it, Jules.

Campbell, get some rope. Oh, come on. We do not need ropes.

Guys, listen to yourselves. We're all friends here.

You understand why we had to do this, right?

Leave her alone, Campbell.

Meet your mate.

I'm trying to, but your girlfriend's wigging everyone out.

Yeah, I wonder why.

I wanted to call the cops.

Okay?

Don't get pissed off at me.

It's not too late.

Why don't you pick up the phone?

There's no res...

Deal with it

Come

in

What the fuck is this shit?

You did.

Thank you.

Brian.

I just want to talk.

Fuck off!

Hello?

Ah, shit.

Goodbye, Brian.

This is crazy, Campbell!

Oh shit.

Get back here!

Oh, shit.

Fuck

you,

man.

Yeah.

Your friend.

It's in the freezer.

I did it, Josh!

I won!

It's over.

Let's go home.

Hey.

You're righteous.

You should have just left.

You killed my friends.

You ate my friend.

So what now?

Well, I could kill you.

There are a lot of bodies up in those hills.

You'd have to do a lot of explaining.

You got any ideas, then?

Tell the cops we were somewhere else.

You're talking about a truce?

Yeah.

Like a truce.

Last night late at your house, I think I felt things that I've never felt before

in my life.

I realized I needed love, cause I got the world spinning round in my head.

And it never makes any sense at all to me, why we have to cry.

Happy New Year baby,

Happy New-

Jump the neighbor's fence and hop inside the pool.

Splashing around, infinitely cool. So many years ago.

And a sore silhouette.

Happy New Year, baby.

Happy New Year, baby.