Original subtitles

Nein, ich hatte keine Zeit. Was soll das heißen?

Was bin ich, deine Sklavin? Das ist ihr Jahrestag, Evie. Soll ich da auflaufen

im Penner?

Seit du dem Dienstmädchen die Stundenzahl reduziert hast, arbeite ich

mir die Finger wund, um dieses Haus sauber zu halten.

Hol dir doch eine von diesen postpubertären Lehrerassistentinnen ran,

die dauernd in deinem Büro rumhängen.

Du weißt schon, welche ich meine.

Die mit den kleinen Miniröcken, die kaum ihre Muschi bedecken.

Ein typischer Konflikt in Einverdienerfamilien.

You could resume your career at any time.

There's probably an army of guys out there with swollen balls and a bunch of

money running around.

As if you wouldn't give up, old man.

Oh, please.

We both know what's going on.

You don't want me to run around and fuck all the guys I want without asking for

permission, do you?

Do you think I'm one of those damned whores?

Look at that.

Schau an!

So that's how it is.

A few of these funny, self-righteous novels, and already these rumpus slugs

are waiting for their guru so that he can bone their asses.

As you wish, Ms. Egg Sweeter.

We'll see you tonight.

Hey, baby

Oh, buried under files, sweetheart.

How's the car business going?

Today is Wednesday.

Everyone who can afford such a baby has gone golfing.

Stay relaxed.

My dad says the sales will come back in time before the holidays.

And until then, that's enough if you really work hard.

So, are you calling to check on me or do you miss me?

Oh, baby, you know I miss you.

It's five hours and seventeen minutes ago since I last had your tail in me.

But actually, I wanted to ask you if you could get a ticket for the Smarts for

tonight. Oh, this couple at the end of the street.

Down at the West Side.

What are they celebrating soon?

I think Jochen said it's their fifth anniversary.

I wonder what we'd be doing after five years of marriage.

We'd probably be driving, baby.

Come home early.

Maybe you'll still be lucky before the party.

That has nothing to do with luck, sweetie.

My ass and your pussy in a 50-meter radius, then nature takes its course.

Okay. Bye, my Hengst. Sell a Ferrari, then I'll try it again with the thief.

Okay, bye.

Oh man.

Yeah,

I hear you, partner.

Here broodln probably murders behind all the makeup, huh?

Yes, at the guesthouse in one of these cable programs.

We paid a shitload of dirt, but I'm not out of the thick of it.

Don't sell yourself too cheap, Sam.

You play in the same league as her.

Hey, the director's assistant said we'll be done early tomorrow.

Hopefully Miss Cassie Solemont doesn't have a heart attack tomorrow.

That would be great.

Then I'll get my cash.

Yes, I would rather disappear.

The family is celebrating a party with us tonight.

Tonight? I know your family parties.

So, what's the occasion?

Hey, three beautiful, marriageable and successful years of an open marriage

with the hottest red job west of the Pekos.

Hey, we even invited our new neighbors.

They look like a nice couple.

Man, are they also swingers or what? So far, they're not.

My fat-colored, scratchy friend.

They're just so far away from it.

Ball!

Oh, crap. Look how he's coming.

No, no, no.

Listen, I don't care if Entertainment Today has been waiting a million years,

okay? I have a card there. And I feel like shit, okay?

I'm going home.

No, no.

I'm definitely not going there.

I refuse.

I assume we can go, buddy. My goodness.

Fortunately, I have a young couple's farewell tonight.

Don't ask.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Ah, perfect.

Angela, my only love.

Hi, sweetheart.

Are you on your way home?

Of course.

Don't forget to pick up the cake at Smith & Lane's, okay?

Okay. Special order?

Very special.

Let me guess.

Caramel?

My favorite taste in the wide world.

I knew it, darling.

See you later. Okay, bye.

That was an excerpt from our wedding party in the old village community house

outside of Atlanta.

And now a few more pictures from our wedding trip to Puerto Rico.

Doesn't Jochen look cute with that straw hat?

There's nothing more beautiful than homemade home videos.

You're a great couple.

How nice that you invited us. We just moved here.

Well, that's about five years ago.

I think you all know that we're celebrating another anniversary

of our relationship today.

Und zu unserem besonderen Vergnügen hat Joch noch mit einem seiner

Bildbearbeitungskollegen ein paar Erinnerungen zusammengeschnitten aus

diesen drei Jahren, seit wir beide den Schritt zu einer neuen Stufe unserer

Beziehung gewagt haben.

Alter Schwede, jetzt wird's interessant.

Nur wenn sie dich rausgeschnitten haben.

Was für eine Ausbeutung. Was machst du denn ohne meine Kreditkartennummer?

Ups, zu spät.

Super, noch mehr Home Videos. Also, man kann wirklich nicht sagen, dass du nicht

das letzte aus jedem Schwanz rausholst, Liebe meines Lebens.

Da muss ich zustimmen, Ibi. Ich muss gestehen, als ich die Augen zumachte,

konnte ich wirklich nicht sagen, ob du oder Angela meinen Schwanz lutscht.

Bleibt ganz locker.

let's get to know the neighbors you said oh my god that's you with your magic

tongue i still get goose bumps when i think about how many orgasms i had yes

i still ask myself how did you get in there how did you do that

what should i say the vagina of your wife awakens the virtuosity in me

wow he really does that well

Alter.

Star doch nicht so dahin.

Oh, du schon wieder mit der Karamellglasur, du böses Mädchen.

Was soll ich machen, wenn das Sperma meines Mannes eben genau wie Glasur

meines Lieblingskuchens schmeckt?

Du Glückspilz.

Ernst?

Pastrami. Es ist Gewöhnungssache.

Vielleicht solltest du seinen Speiseplan umstellen.

Ich liebe Pastrami.

Schaut mal, was ich hier habe. Eine kleine Partyüberraschung für euch alle.

Cool.

Ich habe heute zwei Kisten meiner neuen Herbstkollektion reingekriegt. Okay, und

los geht's. Na klar.

Ich glaube, sowas habe ich noch nie in der Hand gehabt.

Wozu denn auch? Du hast doch mich.

Oh, don't feel threatened.

Don't you know that the thing between your legs is the best thing there is?

Don't worry, we won't overdo it.

Oh, here comes Evie. My wife.

Here comes Evie. Here comes Evie. She always comes first. Ah, my girl.

She comes all the time. You know her.

Ah, what's up, sweetie?

You know what?

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. You know what to do, right?

Come on.

Come on.

Luchi.

Yeah.

Sexy baby.

So fucking sexy.

Oh, God, baby.

Oh, I'm going to stick my finger in your fucking car.

Rub it.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

It's not sucking.

It's not going to come in your mouth.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

How do you like our new meat, baby?

Oh, yeah.

Suck that dick, Christian.

Oh,

baby, I'm

coming. Oh, yeah? Just look at your baby.

Uh-huh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

You've got a sharp foreshadowing, Angela. I know.

Look at that.

What a woman you have. What a woman.

A lucky mushroom.

I know.

I have that at home every day.

Oh,

hello, man. Hey, why don't you pull up your shirt and wipe the sperm out of

your face? We have to get out early tomorrow.

Du bist so ne Schlampe, ich liebe dich.

Vielen Dank euch allen. Oh, hey, Mann.

Mann.

Ciao. Sieht aus, als wollten sie gehen.

Ciao. Tschüss. Passt auf euch auf. Tschüss.

Was?

Hey, wartet! Ihr habt euer Geschenk vergessen.

Hey.

Süße, ich glaube, das ist jetzt nicht der Moment dafür.

Die haben wohl erst mal ein bisschen Beziehungsarbeit vor sich, was?

Ruf sie doch morgen mal an. Ein kleines Frauengespräch würde bestimmt guttun.

Die Idee ist gut.

Komm, wir gehen zur Party zurück.

Ernst wollte gerade diese Blondine ficken.

Falls er seinen Schwanz hochkriegt.

Hey

Mann,

danke für den Streifen.

Nothing better than being the first in the neighborhood to see the new

Tarantino before he comes to the cinemas.

You have the new Tarantino?

Cool. Now it's about priorities.

Think of your grade.

Back to work, darling.

Don't worry, sweetie.

I'm sure Professor Müller will be very happy to see you.

Damn it, man.

Do you entertain the girls here at the weekend?

You can't change anything.

That was a great party last night, man.

Even the new couple let themselves be dragged along.

I wonder if it wasn't too much all of a sudden.

When they left, the air seemed to be damn thick between them.

I think I'll go by later and talk to the guy.

You know my wife, she can shake her head pretty well. That's for sure.

Yes, you also look a little more attractive than usual.

You know, this men's sling tour gets boring after a while.

Aber so ist das, wenn man eine Ex-Nutte heiratet.

Deine Frau ist eine Nutte?

Süße, wir haben hier ein Männergespräch.

Komm schon, streng dich an.

Du wusstest, dass der Job gefährlich ist, als du ihn angenommen hast, oder?

Ja, nur einmal will ich es erleben, wie meine Frau bearbeitet wird, bis sie ein

zitterndes, schluchzendes Etwas ist. Das wäre dann vielleicht der Tag, an dem

meine Eier groß genug wären, um zu gehen.

Ihre Eier sind schon ziemlich groß, Professor.

Well, you're a sweetheart.

Why don't you take it in your mouth, baby?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, sweetie.

It's me.

How's your morning going?

I'm sitting here in Ernst's office with a nice cup of tea while one of his

little assistants shows him a pretty good service.

Oh, how sweet.

You know, it doesn't matter to me if you join.

Oh.

Well.

Danke, Schätzchen. Ich glaube, ich werde mich raushalten und lieber schnell zu

dir nach Hause kommen. Ich weiß ja, was passiert, wenn du deine tägliche

Karamellration nicht bekommst.

Wo wir gerade davon sprechen, ist die kleine Kirsten vorbeigekommen? Sie ist

gerade hier.

Wir quatschen uns gerade aus.

Ja, und ich werde auf dem Rückweg in seinem Autogeschäft vorbeischauen.

Das ist aber süß, Hase. Wir sehen uns später.

Tschüss.

Sayonara, mein Freund.

Habt noch viel Spaß.

Ich muss los.

Danke für deinen Besuch.

Ciao.

Stay off, baby.

Yeah, come on, stay off.

Professor?

You're something, professor.

Come here, baby, lay down.

Sexy motherfucker.

Oh, God, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I can stuff your fucking car, baby.

Surprise me, baby.

Oh my god, I'm so fucking hard man.

Look at that. Look how pretty that is.

Taste your cunt off my dick, baby.

Come on, baby. Taste your cunt, baby.

Taste it, baby.

Taste it.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Come on.

Come on, taste your cunt.

Oh, fuck!

Sex a fucking bitch.

Make it fucking white fucking hot country

Take a deep baby. Come on. Take my big dick

I'll stop the head of my truck.

Fucking dick.

slow-mo

Thank you.

Thank you.

Come on baby.

Come on baby.

good student.

Fuck!

Oh,

I wish you would be here with me.

Welche Note bekomme ich, Professor?

Hm.

Ich denke, im Moment, zwei Minus vielleicht.

Was? In Wirklichkeit bist du so bei fünf Minus und jetzt bist du bei zwei Minus.

Aber wir können uns nochmal treffen und dran arbeiten, okay?

Okay.

Du bist so verständnisvoll, Baby.

Werd nicht zu gierig, ja?

Okay. Du solltest immer zu schätzen wissen, was dein Professor für dich tut.

Zieh dich an, ich hab zu tun.

I don't know.

I mean, Kevin was so angry.

I admit, this morning we made love and it was beautiful, but I don't know, he

just doesn't want to talk about it.

Oh, I remember when Jochen and I made love for the first time after we opened

our relationship.

It was phenomenal.

Yeah, but with you two it looks so stable and everything seems to be

perfect.

No.

It's just different between us.

No, it's not that simple in the beginning.

When we started going to parties, there were a lot of misunderstandings and

negotiations.

I don't know.

We've been arguing so much since Kevin was released and now my dad has given me

a job.

In the car shop.

Well, it's about trust.

And as soon as you...

Das auch begreift und euch vertraut.

Könnt ihr lockerer werden.

Lockerer werden, ach ja.

Hab ich dir erzählt, dass er versucht hat, ihn in meinen Arsch zu stecken?

Ach, ihr seid ja süß.

Es hat weh getan und ich... Ihr müsst euch aufwärmen.

Dafür müsst ihr euch aufwärmen.

Und wie wärmt man sich auf?

Komm, ich zeig's dir. Zuerst musst du...

use an anal swab.

I wear mine regularly.

And... It's pretty big.

Maybe you don't have a comparison with... Oh, man.

Oh,

with this big start.

But... They're good.

Good for warming up.

I just got a delivery from Hot Coat Toys today.

Das hier könnte eher nach deinem Geschmack sein, um dein Arschloch

aufzuwärmen. Das ist Otto Bauer's Schwanz.

Wer? Otto Bauer. Er ist ein Pornostar. Oh.

Und das, oh mein Gott, das ist Odie Holländer's Synthetik-Muschi.

Und damit kann man, äh, lass deinen Mann noch ein bisschen Spaß mit dieser Muschi

haben. Und wenn du gerade keine Lust hast, dann kann er Odie Holländer's

Muschi ficken.

Oder?

Wenn ihr zwei wollt.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Anyway, this little friend here will help you warm up.

Do you want to try it?

What do you think?

I don't know.

It's fun.

Look at you with no underwear on, sad girl.

I just thought I'd throw something on.

Yeah.

Let's maybe get you out of this. Stand up and let me see your pretty body.

Stand up.

Let's pull this down.

Why don't you move around slowly?

for a minute.

Take my top off.

So you can see a butt in my face.

It's nice.

It's so beautiful.

Let me see.

There.

You know, it's really nice when you, like, girl's butthole and open it up.

It's nice.

Does it tickle?

Yeah, put your knees up here, baby.

Put your knees up here. There you go.

Do you like fingers in your butt?

I don't know.

Yeah, maybe one.

Oh, it's so sweet.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yes. Feel good, baby?

Oh, my.

Rub your little clit.

My latest shipment of dildos

I want you to breathe deep, okay?

Breathe real deep.

I'm not angry or anything. I also went with the wife of Ernst and... Yes, she's

a weapon, isn't she?

Somehow almost too much woman for me.

You know, I'm the coolest bock in the stable, in good times.

I know what you mean, but doesn't it make you crazy to see how your wife...

What, fucks with others?

Yes. I mean, of course, old man, but what's good for the whole is also good

for the goose.

I'm going to tell you the secret, okay? And it's damn simple.

You both have to sit in the same boat, man.

You're not together to live next to each other.

The point is that both of you want to be as happy and fulfilled as possible.

And as well as possible, to put your own ego back.

You just get a lot, a lot closer.

And everything just goes a lot better. That's why they call it the lifestyle.

So it wouldn't matter to you if I fuck your wife?

So is it.

In fact, she mentioned this morning that she regrets not having you in her hands

for the first time.

Instead of Evie. You know, that would have been funnier for you.

Seriously, women sometimes squeeze your balls pretty fast.

I know that.

Good to hear that I'm not the only one.

Imagine, you're married to her.

That's the great thing about this lifestyle.

You can visit another world and then you come home again.

Where your heart is.

Down in the valley there will be a half-private party next weekend. Why

don't you come?

Einfach mit uns, was meinst du? Ihr könnt doch einfach nur zuschauen. Das

ist okay? Naja, ich weiß auf jeden Fall, dass Kirsten gerne was mit Angela

unternehmen würde.

Also, wie ich meine Frau kenne, überzeugt sie sie gerade jetzt.

Eine Woche später.

Mach ein bisschen Musik an.

Musik? Okay.

Oh, das Stück gefällt mir.

Das gefällt dir also.

Do you want to dance, Kevin?

Come on, buddy. Turn her a little on the parquet.

A little dirty dancing can't hurt.

Don't be shy.

You can touch her if you want.

You got me right through.

Is that okay?

Okay. Für Kirsten ist das kein Problem.

Du kennst sie und wir haben das besprochen.

Wirklich?

Kannst du mir das mal ausziehen, Kirsten?

Danke.

Should I help you with something?

You're so incredibly sexy, sweetie.

Why are you nodding?

Not a bottle, buddy.

That sounds seductive.

Let's let the cook do the talking.

Ladies, would you like to join us? Yes.

Beautiful.

That's your beauty.

Thank you. Thank you.

Cheers.

Come on, ex.

Let's have some fun, guys.

That's sexy.

Okay.

Looks like you're already done.

I drink to these great tits and this wonderful ass.

Oh, just like that, ladies.

Schau dir das an.

Schau dir das an.

Prost. Prost.

Direkt auf die Haut.

Ja. Das ist fein.

So gut.

Fühlt sich das an. So gut.

Na jetzt aber.

Ja.

Im Trinkens direkt von der Haube.

She is so beautiful.

Oh, I like it when she plays with your tail.

Yes, that feels good.

Bleeding a little?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh, exactly.

Exactly. Oh, yes please, yes please.

Oh my god, yeah!

Oh man, you're not doing half the job, are you? Yeah, I couldn't wait any

longer.

Do you like his tail?

Yeah, and the one from Jochen?

Yeah.

Pussy, right? Mm-hmm.

Does your pussy have someone?

Yeah. Yeah.

Alright, here we go.

I want that cock up my ass.

It's just so much fun.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're kicking at the butt, baby?

That's amazing.

Yeah, you didn't have it so bad yourself.

Oh, yeah.

You have to kiss it, baby.

That's it. You have to kiss it.

Yeah.

Come here. Up here. Yeah, there you go.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Feel my titty, baby.

Come here.

Where's that leg? I want to see your pussy.

I'm ready to touch it.

No, fuck!

Oh, yeah,

that's so fucking hot. Yeah, kiss him while I fuck you.

Kiss him.

Let me taste it.

Both hands just like that.

Suck it, suck it, that's okay.

Both of you.

Bye.

Pull your legs back to me.

That's it.

There you go.

That's it.

Oh, fuck.

Just like that.

That pussy.

It's turning into a fucking cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, your cock is so hard on my fucking ass.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. Yeah.

Get on your knees right there Spread

that

pussy open

Thank you.

Sit back on me, Kristen.

Thank you.

Do you like to watch me suck again?

Do you like to watch me dick again?

I think we'll skip the party and stay at home.

We'll amuse ourselves together. Next time for sure. Have fun.

Now you know, man.

Ciao! Las uns gehen, Liebling! Danke!

Look at her!

She's having so much fun!

She's an incredible dancer!

She's already floating!

Unbelievable! Come on, baby! Let's go!

Today we're having a party! Yes, it's the night!

It's the night!

Hey, guess what? I have good news! What's going on? The neighbors who have

moved in at the end of the street... Yes, yes, yes? They're coming tonight!

They're doing what?

They're coming, yes!

What? Oh, damn it!

What? Oh, man. Captain and Kirsten? Yes? The beautiful woman at the end of the

street? I remember.

Cheers, guys. I think they'll get it.

My shirt is still completely wet, even though it's been here for an hour.

That's the thinnest shirt I've ever seen.

I can barely see your face.

Unbelievable. Baby, you're beautiful. Oh, man. Come on, let's get you in on

these guys.

Oh, wow.

Are those your neighbors?

Here they are.

Welcome, friends.

Stay seated, stay seated. Seriously, seriously.

Guys, guys.

Come here and sit down.

What did I tell you? Come here and sit down.

Make yourself comfortable.

Oh, man.

Listen, guys.

I don't know if you feel comfortable here.

We've known each other for years.

He's not always very tactful.

If you don't like the party, we'll call a taxi. Okay?

So... Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

I'm surprised.

That's not too much for you, is it?

Cheers! Cheers to you all!

Cheers to too much! Cheers to too much!

Cheers to my wife, damn it.

Have you rented or bought anything here on the street?

We're buying.

Well, then you should think twice about whether you want to stay here tonight,

honey.

Wow. I don't care.

No? Are you sure?

I want to have sex with you.

You want what?

Seriously? Wow, we might have neighbors.

Our neighborhood is... Welcome to the Willow Lake. Thank you for all the good

things. Where's my thank you?

In order.

Thank you.

Wow, you're so sexy.

Such a show-off.

I kind of like it.

Oh, look at you.

uh um

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

That's it. That fucking caught me.

Yeah.

Spread that ass.

Spread that fucking ass. Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Stretch your fucking ass out.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I told you we'd get you mixed up.

oh yeah oh

yeah

come kiss the new neighbor baby

This doesn't taste like pastrami.