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[drumroll]

- [cheerful electronic music] - [cooing]

[dog barking]

- [gasps] - Oh.

Oh!

[tires squealing]

[cheerful music continues]

[laughs]

[giggles]

[dog barking]

[both giggling]

[frog ribbits]

[dog barking]

[laughs]

[tires squealing]

[laughter]

[dog barking]

[dog growling]

[cheerful music]

[gasps]

[laughs]

Yes, you'll enjoy the book.

Thank you so much.

Next.

"Time Out for Good Parenting."

Catchy title.

You run a school, you write books.

Is there anything you can't do?

I care about our little future leaders

at Whole Child Center.

And if you can believe it, some parents

have trouble giving simple consequences these days.

Imagine that. Such a basic skill.

I'll take a copy, please. What do I owe you?

Complimentary for parents.

Oh, but do let me sign it for you.

Look, Cynthia.

Grown-ups are allowed to write in books.

Thank you.

So good to know this is here if I ever should need it.

Bye.

Huh.

Ms. Marjorie writes that future leaders

need to learn boundaries at a very young age.

You have exceeded door open time.

Please make your selection.

Smart fridge, stop talking.

I'm afraid I can't do that, Drew.

[gasps] How does it know my name?

Drew, please stop arguing with the refrigerator.

We've got bigger issues.

Listen to what she says on page ten.

"Three-year-olds must learn to accept consequences

or you will have problems later in life."

[gasps] What if we're too late?

Oh, honey.

We've never disciplined Angelica before,

and everything's fine.

Our household runs smoothly.

Refrigerator contents have not changed

- in the last 60 seconds. - Ugh!

[door slamming]

[muffled clattering]

- [grunting] - [giggling]

Angelica, why are you jumping on the couch?

- You know better. - It's not me, Mommy.

Cynthia's doing it. I'm just holding on to her.

Princess, why is Cynthia jumping on the couch?

To get the sand out of her hair.

- See? - [gasps]

Is that my island beaches display jar

all over the floor?

I spent years making that!

Now it's just sand.

You know, Mommy, there's a perfectly good sandbox

at the playground.

Pumpkin, how would you feel

if you worked hard on something,

and then someone thoughtlessly ruined it?

I don't know. Are we done talking?

Cynthia's taking out her jet ski.

It's time.

[dramatic music]

You have to sit here on this chair until the bell rings.

This is for your own good.

The consequence of couch jumping

and sand dumping is a short time out.

Can't we just throw away the book?

[quirky music]

[timer ticking]

I'd say that went well.

Good thing we corrected this early.

Oh, definitely. Angelica's learned her lesson.

That is excessive ice.

You are in danger of diluting your drink.

It's called iced tea, genius.

There's no need for sarcasm, Drew.

Stop saying my name.

I'm calling someone to fix that fridge.

- It isn't broken. - I know.

And who better to fix something that's not broken than...

oh, hey, bro. Can you come over for a quick home repair project?

- Great, see ya. - [laughs]

All done with my consequence.

Can I get a pudding pop?

Not yet. The timer is still going.

- [timer ringing] - Finished!

I'm sorry, princess, but there's also a consequence

for leaving time out early.

[timer clicks]

[timer ticking]

Ugh!

It says here most children learn

to respect the time out after the first one or two tries.

[muffled rock music]

[laughing]

She's not like most children,

is she?

[rock music blaring]

[music ceases]

Hi!

Wanna come to Cynthia's dance party?

Angelica!

This room, it looks...

- it looks... - Played in?

- [timer ringing] - Yay!

That means I've learned my lesson!

Not so fast.

Who's going to clean up this mess?

Cynthia?

If your child is resisting the timeout,

you need to find another solution.

And only you as the parent can determine what that will be.

Oh, come on, Ms. Marjorie. A hint.

The root of the problem will plainly present itself.

Now she's just talking in riddles.

Or what if she means...

What do you mean Cynthia's getting a consequence?

Sweetie, the problem is plain as can be.

Why should you have a consequence?

It was Cynthia who acted irresponsibly,

unless you think this was all someone else's fault.

Well, you're on timeout, Cynthia.

- See ya. - Ah, ah, ah.

It's best you stay here with her

to make sure she understands.

Ms. Marjorie says even dolls must learn

to accept consequences at a very young age

or they will have problems later in life.

Well, OK.

I don't want a problem doll.

[door bell ringing]

Thank goodness you're here.

It has been a day.

Hi, Angelica.

Oh. Is Cynthia sick?

- No, she's on time out. - Whoa.

What'd she do?

There's been a lot of trouble

around here today.

Mistakes were made.

Not all Cynthia's fault, of course.

I might have done some stuff.

It's all starting to make sense.

So I gotta make sure she doesn't get

into any more trouble.

Hey, maybe you could just let her stay

in that box for a while.

It's worth a try, Angelica.

[somber music]

[music continues]

It's for your own good, Cynthia.

[muffled rustling]

[gasps]

[rustling intensifying]

[gasps] Cynthia?

How'd she do that?

[eerie music]

[screams]

[eerie music continues]

What is happening?

She's running away!

[eerie music]

[door creaking]

[brooding music]

[all gasp]

She used Mommy's favorite lipstick, Constant Coral.

Even I don't do that!

Where'd she go?

[ominous music]

[whimpering]

[eerie music]

[gasps]

Go, go, go!

[gulps]

[tense music]

- [babbling] - Shh.

[tense music]

[hiccups]

[Cynthia whooshes]

[printer whirring]

[babbles]

Ah!

- Ah! - Angelica?

[dramatic music]

I see you, Cynthia,

doing the dance moves I taught you.

Come down from there and we'll talk.

No more time outs.

Tommy.

- No! - [babbling, giggling]

That's it, young lady.

Babies, Cynthia is out here somewhere.

- You saw what she can do. - [breathing]

- We have to stay together. - Got no problem with that.

- [toy car revving] - [gasps]

[all screaming]

[grunts]

Try to slow her down. I'm going after her.

[tries squealing]

[energetic music]

[tires screech

[grunts]

[rope creaks]

[gasps]

Huh? Whoa!

[tires screech]

[upbeat music]

[giggling]

[music stops]

- Ugh! - [giggles]

[gasps]

[dramatic music]

[gasps] My pasta art!

I spent years collecting pasta shapes.

Cynthia, that meant something to me!

Now it's just broken macaroni!

I don't think she cares.

Whoa, whoa. [gasping]

[shelf thudding]

- [gasps] - Oh, ah...

- Cynthia down! - Tommy, the box!

Here!

All right. [grunts]

Everything seems to be working just fine.

Good as new. Oops, forgot a piece.

Need more golden beets, asparagus...

Sorry, Drew.

You asked me to fix your smart fridge,

- and instead, I made it... - Perfect! We're done.

- You're the smart one. - [sobbing]

Take her, Mommy!

We should have given Cynthia

a consequence a long time ago,

back when she could have been a future leader

and still had all her shoes. Now it's too late.

Oh, darling, I think we could give Cynthia another chance.

Yeah, this consequence thing is hard.

Really hard.

You did some bad stuff today, Cynthia.

But I know you're very, very...

[sobbing] Sorry.

All functions restored. Thank you, Stu.

You're welcome. Wait. It knows my name?

Yes, and Drew, I forgive you.

- [gasps] - Ugh.

[bright music]

[fly buzzing]

Ugh, these flies have been taking up residence...

[grunting] Here every summer.

It's like their vacation home.

[groans]

[panting]

[fly buzzing]

You know, they only live about 30 days.

Maybe you could just wait them out.

Can't, Deed. This is their leader.

If I can just take him down, the rest will pack their bags

and buzz off. Guh!

I got him! Did you see?

[clapping]

- [giggling] - Clapping?

My baby can clap now.

Yeah!

[fly buzzing]

- All right! - [babbling]

[giggling]

A clapping baby?

I'd never think I'd see the day.

What a time to be alive.

Ah, it's no big deal.

He's always doing stuff for the firstest time.

So I have a great new game called Chase the Ball.

Hold on, Tommy. What do you mean?

Well, um, a few days ago,

he throwded a toy out of his crib.

What?

And yesterday he lickeded oatmeal off a spoon.

Amazing!

Well, but... Sure, but you don't need to pay

that much attention to it.

When you're Dilly's age, pretty much anything

- is for the firstest time. - [door bell ringing]

[giggling]

Whoa! What do we have here?

Only a solution to your yearly problem tenants.

This Venus flytrap will eat anything,

assuming it's a bug, of course.

Didi, look!

Best gift ever!

- I brought a cheeseboard. - Thank you.

Guess what? Dil can clap now!

Eh, not such a big deal, right, Chuckie?

'Course it is.

Ooh, I wonder if he's ready for Patty Cake.

Should we try?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

- What about my game? - Maybe later.

You see Dil's firstest stuff all the time,

- but we never get to. - Patty cake, patty cake.

Baker's ham!

[laughter, cheers]

Pest plant, you know what to do.

[fly buzzing]

[chuckling]

- [body thuds] - [groans]

- So what game did you bring? - Neurosis.

It's our favorite.

That plant has a mouth!

And very little teeth. I gotta pet it...

No, Lil.

That plant might look cute, but it's dangerous.

I heard my mama say it eats pests.

What are pests?

Well, they're anything that's little and annoying

- and gets in the way. - [babbling]

Hmm, sounds just like a baby brother.

Oh, I wish that plant would eat you, Dil.

No! Fly away, fly!

Save yourself!

Aw, I wanted to see it chew.

But not on a poor bug!

I'll go get it a leaf so we can feed it

something that's not flying or crawling.

Great, Kimi.

While we're waiting, who wants to play

- Ball in the Air? - Yay!

Yeah!

Here we go.

Everybody starts with a dozen marbles,

two phobia cards, one dark secret,

and 1,000 Neurosis dollars.

This looks harder than med school.

She read the side of the box.

That is worth extra Neuro cash.

Now the oldest rolls first, and by that, of course,

I mean the oldest soul, which will be determined

by a quick inkblot test and your answer

to the question on a card you choose at random.

No peeking!

Are you following?

- Oh, yeah! - Wow.

Good throw, Tommy.

Do you want to clap for that, Dilly?

Huh. Where'd Dil go?

Oh!

He got eated by the plant!

No. Why would you say that?

Because it's the only exclamation.

He was right there. And now he's gone.

He's probably still in the plant's tummy.

- We're coming for you, Dil! - No.

He's my little brother and my sponsitility.

I'll do this alone.

'Cause where I'm going, there might be no way back.

[fly buzzing]

[soft dramatic music]

[frog croaks]

[air boat whooshing]

[swamp rock music]

[frog croaks]

Ooh. Here's the plan.

We're gonna find the pest plant and then ask it

to give Dil back, 'cause he's my brother!

- It'll understand, right? - Will it, though?

Do plants even have brothers and sisters?

Maybe they do out here. Face it.

We're a long way from home!

[munching]

- [boat thuds] - [all yelp]

[crocodile growls]

[together] Crocogator!

Uh, not just one.

Two? Don't say more than two.

I can't count higher!

- [boat thudding] - [all screaming]

They're gonna sink the boat!

Not today!

Chuckie, what kind of supplies you got?

- Glitter glue? - I'll take that.

- It's not eatable, Phil. - [boat thuds]

- Ah! - Everybody, hold on!

Go away, crocogators!

[soft dramatic music]

Wow, Tommy, you're good.

Oh, oh, he is,

but maybe they left on account

of this waterfall!

This is all my fault!

I didn't want to tell you, but before,

when you were all paying attention to Dil,

I wisheded that the plant would eat him!

- Oh! - Whoa!

[all screaming]

[boat crashes]

[birds chirping]

I'm locked out of my panic room.

What do I do?

Sorry, Randy.

You should have held onto your relaxation tokens.

At this point, you'd need a cup of tea

and a scented candle token.

- [alarm blaring] - [screaming]

- [gasps] - Huh?

[bird cawing]

I hope this very scary place isn't where we're going.

I'm just gonna say it is.

[eerie shrieking]

[eerie music]

Aw! They're saying hello.

- Hello. - Oh, Dil's paci.

Gotta be close.

[eerie shrieking]

[plants chattering]

[snarling, sniffing]

[shrieking]

[giggles]

Dil! We came to rescue you.

[grunts]

I never should have wished you'd get eated.

I'm sorry. I made a mistake.

But now I wanna bring you back and be your big brother again.

[squealing]

[shrieks]

[plants chattering]

Wait till they see him put his foot in his mouth.

[chattering stops]

What do you say, Dilly?

Do you forgive me?

Can you come home with us now?

- Please? - [snarling]

[babbling]

[roaring]

Ah!

Uh, I think it wants to keep Dil forever.

Well, he can't!

No brother of mine is gonna wear leaf clotheses

and live with creepy plants.

Take me instead.

Look, I can clap, too.

Try to get Dil out of here.

[dramatic music]

[grunting] Come on.

He won't let go.

Phil, snack time.

On it. [chomps]

[shrieking]

[tense music]

- Tommy! - Brother!

Don't worry about me.

Get Dil to the boat.

[grunting]

[tense music]

[gasps] Tommy!

- [gasps] - [snarling]

[shrieking]

Too late!

You can roar all you want, but you're not

getting my baby brother back!

[shrieking]

[tense music]

Tommy, catch!

[shrieking]

- Chew on this! - [shrieking]

[grunting]

Sorry. That's not eatable.

Rookie mistake.

- Ha. - [screaming]

Oh, I lost all my marbles.

And Chaz wins! [laughs]

Isn't he wonderful? [giggles]

[giggling]

- [fly buzzing] - Huh?

This is it.

Check out time.

Wait! I got him food!

What?

Have you considered a fly swatter?

[upbeat music]

I don't think that plant's going to be hungry

for a long time.

Hey, look, that's new.

[blowing, babbling]

- Ew, Dil. - Too soon, buddy.

Not watching that.

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