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This is Drew.

Drew is another one of these girls that I don't love.

I mean, for instance, if she were to die tomorrow, I don't think it would make

much difference to my life.

You know, it's pretty typical. See, we drank, we smoked, we listened to music,

had sex.

I guess what you would call quality time together. But now, I don't even get a

hug or a supporting rub on the back of my neck.

And my pants are down. Look at me.

I look like a bag man, a homeless bum.

And I can't believe she leaves me like this, in my own studio, crashing the

floor, looking like a bum.

It's actually a pretty grim feeling.

Fuck, I gotta get my shit together.

Fuck.

I'm totally hungover.

Bored.

My head hurts.

Can't believe I just woke up and I'm already bored.

Real exciting, huh?

Big photographer.

I guess I must be caught up in my own fucking money machine sex biz bullshit.

Jesus, what am I going to do now?

Hey, what time is it?

Ten.

So,

what are we shooting today?

I don't know.

How do you think?

Young girl stuff.

Again?

Studio.

Where are you now?

Woodland Hills?

I spent the whole night building the set. My assistant's here.

Makeup is here.

You're not going to flake at me, are you, babe?

A taxi?

From what?

Yeah, love you too, babe.

What are you doing?

What about your great idea to get a secretary?

That's none of your fucking business.

It's only 10 o'clock. Come on.

Come on, baby. You need to relax.

I pay to do makeup, right?

Go away.

Get lost, Tina, please.

I'm not in the mood.

Poor baby.

I want to suck your dick.

Did you pick up the colored eyelashes I asked you to get?

Shit, I forgot.

Do you want to suck my dick?

You really don't give a shit, do you?

Great team I have.

Well, there you are. Do you know what time it is?

You want to suck someone's dick? Why don't you suck his dick? In fact, why

don't you take the whole fucking day off and you just fuck around all day long?

Jesus Christ!

Can't believe this shit!

Where's he gone?

I don't know.

The girl's late. She's still in Woodland Hills.

You know what we're shooting?

I thought you knew.

Me? No one tells me shit.

Next

time,

could you knock, please?

I'm sorry, but you know, the door was open.

Anyway, I thought you were in Woodland Hills.

Well, obviously not. I thought I was going to be late. Hey, you, what are you

doing? I want some of that.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, and you got here in 12 minutes.

From Woodland Hills. Jim. Yeah, right.

Jim, be nice for a change. I mean, it's always the same thing with you. You're

so uptight about the smallest things.

Oh, is that right?

Yeah. Great.

Come on. Let's get to work. Get up, get in the makeup. Come on.

Like today.

Fucking thing.

Janelle, come here.

What? Just come here.

Get the fuck out of here and get to work. What'd I tell you? Come on. I'm

busy here.

What do you want me to do? You've got the girl.

Get out of here!

Michael!

You know, sweetie, your bush is a little long for what we're doing here today. Do

you mind if I trim it off? Not at all. Go ahead.

Got milk?

Hi,

I'm here to see Jim.

Jim,

some girl's here to see you.

Hey,

how you doing? I'm Jim.

Hi, I'm Nancy.

Come on, sit down.

So you knew?

Yeah. Polaroid team?

Yeah. Does your family know you do this?

Not really. I don't communicate with them right now.

Oh, that's good.

Good.

You're sure you want to do this?

I don't see why not.

Come on.

Michael, Polaroid got a film in it. Yep. Come on.

Don't you want to see my resume?

I don't give a fuck about your resume. Is this loaded? Yes.

Let's take off my set right there. Take your clothes off. Right there.

Take my clothes off?

Well, yeah.

I mean, if you want to pose, that's part of the job. You know that, right?

No.

How much do I get paid for this?

Well, right now, nothing.

Look, do you want to do this or not? I don't give a shit one way or the other.

Listen.

I was just kidding.

I'm really here for this secretarial job.

Sorry.

Michael.

What the fuck are you doing? You told me this girl's here to be shot.

She's here to be a secretary.

I didn't say anything.

Look, I'm sorry. My assistant didn't say much.

It's all right.

Don't worry about it.

What do you guys do here? Like, what's going on?

See this?

That's what I shoot.

Jim, what do you think? I can't use that hair. It's against the law. I can't

shoot that.

Against the law? I like the pigtails.

It's against the law. Do something with her. Change her hair.

By the way, this is Nancy, the girl I told you about who might be working with

us. See that bright idea I had?

Tina, nice to meet you. You're very attractive.

Tina, shut up. Go.

I like you, too.

How old is she, anyway?

She's over 18.

Don't you worry. That shit sells. That's all.

Look, I'm really kind of busy right now. Is there any way that you could come

back later like we talked about after 5 and we could sort things out?

Yeah, but can I stay and watch just for a minute?

You're kidding.

Why don't you spend the day?

No, I can't. I have things I have to do.

Then I can come back.

You'll come back after five? Yeah.

You won't forget?

Is her hair ready? How long does this need to take?

How do you sit? Do you have to stop?

Ah, much better. You'll look great. Come on, let's go.

I still think we should have used the pigtail. Yeah, yeah. Come on, let's get

on set. Let's shoot.

There we go.

I ain't got no flash, Michael.

I ain't got no flash.

All right, keep, all right, good pose.

All right, there we go, there we go. I got something there, okay.

Turn your head just a little bit this way.

Right, right, right, right. Show me a little more cheek.

Yeah, look at me.

Okay, nice, nice, nice, nice.

Okay, let me see some crops. Let me see some paint.

Let me see it.

Okay, a little more. There you go.

Nice. Again.

Okay, lose the smile. Lose the smile.

Steam for me. You're going to celebrate.

Right, right.

Okay, show me.

Hold on. Hold both.

Hang on, let me take a look.

Move your leg a little bit that way.

Yeah.

Nice. Don't move.

You know what you're doing. Get out of there.

Yeah, so A, I want to see both your cheeks.

Yes, please. Yeah, right what we're doing is just you didn't make up the

light. Is that right, kids?

Here we go.

Beautiful. Don't move.

Okay, don't tease me a little bit. I want to turn towards me.

Turn towards me and stand up. I kind of want you like this, like a little girl.

Like, God, what am I doing? Right.

Pull up your panty a little bit.

And you're really surprised that you're turning this guy in.

Right.

Like, oh, what did I do?

Right.

There you go.

Bring the top. Now tease me with your boobs.

Right. Real seductive. Perfect. The exact same look. Oh, you're kidding me.

I'm turning you on.

Right. Keep doing it. Okay, bring it all the way up. Right. Let's see some

hooters.

Right. Start with me to make you laugh.

Right.

And carpet. And let's see the heart start coming down a little bit.

Should we get some ice cubes?

No, we don't need no ice cubes.

Look back towards that hip, your right hip like that. Yes.

All right.

All right. Okay.

Let's try, sit down and let's start seeing that heart come down a little bit

farther. Okay.

Can we just open it? Yep.

Okay. Right there.

Right. Bring the top of the water, the same way. Bring your head down again.

Right.

Caress one nipple.

Okay, let's start pulling the panties to the side a little bit. You don't have to

take them out, but pull them to the side and show me something. Okay.

Right.

Hold it.

Right. Victory signal.

You remember that?

Remember that? Your first photo, she remembers.

That's right.

That's cute.

Little girl smile.

I'll lose a panty total.

No.

She didn't put her panties on. You bend over that and show me your butt.

Yes. There you go. Perfect. Right over your shoulder.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yep.

Yes.

Yes.

Don't move, don't move, don't move. You have to jiggle like that.

For some reason, it explicitly starts coming down.

And turn that way just a little bit. No, the other way.

Right. And arch. Arch.

Yes. Oh, that's okay. I got it. Can I take a break?

Not really.

You look too good.

Are you getting tired?

All right.

Keep looking at me like intensity.

You're hot. You're horny.

Yes.

You're my favorite.

Beautiful. Beautiful. Put the... What do we got? What do we got?

Yeah, get ready. Yes, I like that.

Don't get exasperated on me now. Jesus Christ, what do you think I'm paying you

for? Do you have an attitude with me? No, I'd like to run to where we were. Go

back to where you were.

Yes.

Yes. All right, fine. Give me that look.

Fuck me. Fuck me. You're pissed at me.

Beautiful.

I like that.

Yes.

Okay, too much front now.

Sit down. That'll be easy for you.

Show me some pink.

You got the other camera loaded?

Yeah, I like that.

Michael, you want any of this? I'm getting tired, bro.

You always wonder why we always call you back, right?

Your turn, assistant.

Thank you, boss.

I don't pay you much, but the friend benefits.

Can't beat them, huh?

So tight.

What do we do now?

Give me a minute.

I'm not quite so tired. What do you say I come on her, too?

Sure.

Little titties. Oh, that's so

nice.

God,

you're fucking sexy.

You turn me on so much.

I need a job.

You still want a job?

Well, you got it.

Let's talk about something else.

Hold on, hold on. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do yet.

Can you make coffee?

Yes. No, seriously.

All you've got to do is take care of me.

Okay.

Money-wise... How much do you want?

If there's no commitment, I can do it for $2.50 a week.

$2.50 a week? That's not very much.

What's with the long-term commitment? I don't want you here for a week and then

leaving. Well, you see, I manage this band, you know, and they're really good,

okay? Now, I'm trying to get a big deal with them, not just some little shit,

you know, music deal.

I mean, I'm talking big time, okay?

So if this happens, I'm gonna have to leave, like, almost immediately,

like, pronto, out the door.

You got a tape of this band?

Yeah. They're really good.

Want to hear?

Fuck.

They're really depressing, aren't they?

Yeah, but they're really good.

Look, I'll take a chance.

You got a job. You want to start tomorrow?

What, you don't think they're gonna make it?

Well, I said I'll take a chance.

You want the job?

Thanks.

I'm not one of those girls.

Yeah, I know.

So what, is this expected of me?

What?

I don't know, to get personal or something.

No, not really.

I don't think it's a bad idea, though.

Listen, I'm really not into this. I have a boyfriend.

Let me guess, the singer in the band.

No. The drummer.

No. The bass player?

No. Well, who the fuck is he, then? He's just my boyfriend. He's a regular guy.

Nothing to do with the band.

How long have you been together?

Five years.

Five years.

Let's see.

Look, do you want a drink or something?

No, thank you.

I really do gotta get going.

But I'll see you tomorrow.

That's right.

10 a.m.? Yeah.

Thank you very much.

I really appreciate it.

Hey, Nancy.

You know that boyfriend thing?

It really wouldn't bother me.

Oh, is that so?

But it would bother me.

So, we're shooting

tomorrow?

Did the girl from San Diego call?

She flaked.

So you don't need me then?

It's not really the right attitude here, Michael. You know, you could come into

the studio, you could clean up a little bit, you could fix some of the

equipment. Not again.

Again? The last time you did it was Christmas.

Fine. Don't worry about it.

No, don't bother.

I'm meeting someone in the studio tomorrow. Don't bother.

I'm going to be busy, all right?

Busy with whom?

With whom? What, suddenly you turned English or something because you started

playing chess?

You're fucking just...

I'm meeting Cindy here tomorrow, okay? I think it's important that I show her

around the studio. I think it would be key to us if I showed her around the

studio.

Cindy's pretty cool.

Yep.

Hey, Nance, how's it going?

10 a.m., I'm impressed.

We always label sets the same way. Mm-hmm.

It's really important that the date on the label matches the model's release.

Model release? Where is the model release?

In the back of the set.

Always.

Now, this is just a photocopy. We keep the original.

Hmm. In the file cabinet with the location file stuff?

Right. Okay. Have you seen a set before?

Well, I hung around yesterday.

Kind of saw where things were going.

That's right. Dig deep, bud.

Pretty rough stuff.

We shoot these. It's for European magazines.

Check out that one.

Check out that one.

You like that?

Pretty beautiful.

Jim, I thought we went over this yesterday.

I'm sorry. I don't know. It's just something about you. You really turn me

on. It's a chemistry thing. I mean, I feel it right here.

Listen, if it's going to be such a problem, why don't you go relieve

yourself? I'll stay.

Are you serious?

Do this?

Why not?

I mean, you can just look at me, make yourself feel real good,

and then we'll get back to work.

Sound good, huh?

You want to stay and watch?

Mm-hmm.

You're not going to run away?

Mm-mm.

Okay, sure.

Studio.

He's not here right now. He went to the lab.

Can I take a message?

Okay.

I'm leaving at 5, so I won't be seeing him, but I'll definitely give him a

message.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Bye-bye.

I bet you these girls can't even sleep on their stomachs. No, they have to prop

themselves up with cushions.

What a life.

Where do they get their clothes anyway?

I wonder where the girls get their clothes anyway.

What? What are you looking at?

We're just kind of molesting you with our eyes.

Let's see if this one works.

Hey. Blowjob. Come on, you guys. Blowjob.

It doesn't work on that model. Let's try this one. Blowjob. Blowjob. Hey, that

one works.

We just want you to join the club. That's all.

You know, I told you my situation.

What situation is that?

I mean, if you had a boyfriend, you would not be here with us right now.

It's 2 a.m.

Listen, we don't live together, and I'd like to preserve my freedom.

Preserve your freedom? Preserve your freedom with us. I mean, sex is very

open. It's fun. It's clean. It's healthy. It's good for you. It is good

for you. I never could figure out this resistance that people have to sex.

You sure don't have any resistance, huh, babe?

Ooh,

hello.

Some should be fun.

Should be open.

Should be spontaneous.

The 60s are over, folks.

The 60s?

The 60s?

The 90s make the 60s look like the 20s. There you go.

You must have had an interesting family.

I love her like my sister.

Would you stop referring to me as your sister? I mean, come on.

I said, like my sister?

More like a second cousin.

Ooh, what happened here? I didn't even do anything.

Well, what happened here, too?

Nancy.

You know

what

I like.

Come on, sweetie.

Makeup artist.

Should have joined us in waiting.

You don't know what you're missing.

I don't think so.

However,

it was quite erotic just having her watch.

Yes, it was.

Unable to touch.

Just there at arm's reach.

What about our female friend here?

you were to play around with her, that wouldn't be like cheating on your

boyfriend or anything, right?

That's right. It wouldn't be cheating with a woman. It doesn't count if it's a

girl.

That's true.

It doesn't count.

Hey, it'd be fun.

Yeah, it'd be lots of fun.

Check this out.

Do you want to lick my pussy?

I don't know, guys. Maybe she doesn't like girls.

Do you like women?

Look at her eyes.

Oh, she does.

No, really.

Seriously.

Do you like to do it with girls?

Yes.

Ooh. So maybe I'll get a shot at it then, huh?

Keep at it, babe.

You might get lucky.

I can't help it. I'm just a big old dyke at heart.

Now I gotta get this stuff off me.

Hello?

Hello? When it's working?

I don't know.

Hello? Hello? Hi. Hi. Hi.

Well, it is my second day, and I'm really not quite

sure what to do with you girls yet. Well, I'm, well, anyway.

Jim?

Jim?

I don't know.

I don't know,

but we'll wait.

Where can we find it?

I don't know, but it's in such a bad shape.

It's terribly expensive.

Do you think so? I think so too.

Tina! She wants to know when makeup is going to go through.

When it's ready.

Wow.

Oh, geez.

Doesn't she look the most gorgeous in the world? And look at her face.

Isn't she exquisite? Look at those eyes.

Ugh.

Tina, what the fuck is going on? I heard five minutes. What is this, Hollywood

time? Five minutes turns into an hour?

Shut up.

Shut up.

You've got two girls sitting here. Five minutes? That's not realistic.

Look, realistically, we're looking at 20 minutes max. I've still got to take her

rollers out, and I've still got to hairspray her. 20 minutes.

Max. Not 21 minutes. Not 21 minutes.

Possibly even 15 if you get out of here now.

Are you telling me to get the fuck out of my own room?

Right in the camera. You're smoldering. You're steaming. Beautiful, beautiful.

Good, good, good. I like this.

Okay,

let's lose the tops.

Yeah, off.

And what I want you to do is sit there and have your legs intertwined, the

middle legs in half.

Do they understand English? No, they don't understand English.

This leg goes over here, like that.

Your leg goes over here.

Your leg goes over there.

Look, I don't want to photograph you. Now listen to me.

Like this. Like this.

Like this. Like this.

Final shoot that. Jesus Christ. They're beautiful.

I mean, we can photograph anything, but we're communicating here really poorly.

A little come here to look nice towards me.

Right.

Lose the bottoms. Lose the bottoms. Lose the bottoms.

Ah.

Thank you. Thank you.

You look perfect.

Perfect. and look at each other and fuck each other's brains out. You know, fucky

fucky and all that stuff.

Okay, now let's do it the other way around. You facing that way, you're

behind her.

This is driving me crazy, man.

Well, I can't touch her. Why the hell would they let you touch her?

Tina's the only one who can touch her. Camera adjusted.

Okay, now you're looking back towards that way.

Nancy, we've got to make sure you listen to these girls.

Good, good. Okay, lose the panties.

I want one of you on your hands and knees.

Hands and knees.

On here.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

And you will be there with your cooch in her face. Okay?

One leg here, one leg on here. Okay?

Good. Cam.

Long time. Long time.

Same thing.

Reverse it, though.

Me too, Dad. You up, you down, okay? Eyes are open.

What are you... Sit.

Your job is to take care of my office. Please, got one of those blue thing

doors we talked about?

Take care of that.

I'm wearing a photograph here, guys. What, you just did her makeup!

Out. Out.

Out. Michael.

This has been driving me crazy.

She's been driving you crazy. You just want her goddamn fucking body. You don't

want the necklace. Who cares?

Okay, you're like that, legs are open, boom, like that, and I want your head

right there.

Yes, perfect, perfect.

Victory signal in the cooch. Victory signal in the cooch.

Turn your head that way.

Turn your head this way.

Look,

I want your head to go that way. Get out of here! I've never traveled the fucking

miles without you!

I can't even speak to these girls!

Turn your head that way!

Jesus Christ!

See, now we're doing okay. You're licking the whole thing.

You're licking the whole thing. Okay.

Perfect. Perfect.

Tina, I'm not looking. Get down. Tina, just leave for now. I don't need you

right now.

I'm sorry. It's okay.

It's okay.

I'm not yelling at you. I'm not yelling at you. You're perfect.

Hey, something that we do here for part of this is we're doing all these videos.

That's okay, that's okay. You don't have to do this.

Please,

please. These are not like Janelle's.

No, no, no, it's okay. Okay, we won't do that. Sit down and let's do some shots.

Okay, sit down. Universal language.

Okay,

okay. Go ahead, wing it. Go ahead, baby. I know you know what you're doing.

Christ.

Dark-haired one, look towards me. Yes, there we go.

We got a job to do, buddy.

Okay. Let's take it to where you're seated, spread open, your head's down

and munching it.

Yeah, go ahead.

Girls, wing it. Do what you want. Wing it. I want you to feel it. We're going

to take about three pictures each time. Go. There we go. Yes, yes.

There we go. That looks nice. That looks like yes. Yes. Well, let me get the

picture. Good, good, girls. Nice.

Careful, buddy. You've hit the shot.

After a while, I don't have to say anything. Keep going.

Nice, nice.

Mike, you think you got enough light in there?

Yeah, I'm there. All right.

Yeah, I want to see your coops.

Not too close, not too close.

There you go.

Oh, beautiful, beautiful.

Look towards the camera.

Yes.

Fuck me, come on.

Oh, yeah, you're getting out of it.

Blind, don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera.

Don't look at the camera, blind.

Look at her boob.

Yes. Right.

Do you like this though? Come on, do you like this?

Sensual faces, yes.

Reaction shots.

Come on.

Thank you, Michael.

How come you get to touch them and I don't?

That's something very wonderful about the way it works.

Right,

you're in ecstasy. There you go.

Okay,

Doc, take it right to camera.

Right to camera. Yeah.

You're steaming.

Give it to me.

There you go.

Okay, right. Take it to camera again.

That's it.

Oh, you've been such a naughty girl.

Yeah.

Okay. Forget me. Forget the camera. And I'm just getting into it. This is real

sex.

Good.

So what's the deal with your boyfriend?

What boyfriend?

I don't get it.

I just said that to keep Jim away from me.

Because I don't like to mix business with pleasure.

Great job.

Okay, give me the money for the cup.

Get lost.

I hate America.

Cosina.

Studio. Jim here.

Hey, Nance. How's it going, babe? You gonna come visit me tonight?

Say that again?

What do you mean you're not coming back? You just started.

I can't believe it. They did?

what to say.

Yeah, that was part of the deal, I guess, but... Well, look, I'm going to

send you a week's pay.

I don't care if you don't need it.

I'll send you the money anyhow. I'll send you a check this week, okay?

Well, good luck, babe.

We're all going to miss you. I mean, I know Tina will and Michael.

We all will.

Promise to come visit us when you come back from New York?

Take care.

Jim!

Oh, there you are. Hey, Drew.

How's it going, babe?

Want to hang out after the shoot a little bit later? No, thanks.

Not tonight.

I got sore with your shit. I couldn't fuck for a week. Shh.

Can you close your eyes?

So what about this guy that you're working with? Oh, JD?

Mm-hmm. Oh, my God, it's like I don't want to do this again, you know? It's

like I'm not getting paid to be a fluff girl. Last time he couldn't keep his

dick up for, you know, his life depended on it. Oh, no. I hate when that happens.

It takes forever.

I know. It's like, you know, they don't pay me for that.

Mm-hmm.

I don't know what this guy's problem is. And then, you know, he's not even here

yet.

He's not?

No. Problems, you know?

Unless he's sleeping in the corner somewhere again.

J.D.

Yo, J.D. What?

Were you fucking with us here today or what?

Yeah, I'm here. I'm sorry. I was out all night with this fucking new bitch.

It shows. That looks great. I got a fucking shoot here.

What? The girl's gonna come in here and she's gonna look at you and think, what?

I hope the girl last night was really entertained by you because the girl I

fucking hired is not gonna be today.

I'll do my fucking job, all right? Relax. You've hired me many times

fucking before and I always came through, right or wrong.

Yeah, you came through, but I hired you to look good once in a while.

Well, so how come my fucking hair... What, did you miss your beauty sleep?

Your hair is not the problem. Look at your fucking eyes.

Can you... Focus, focus.

Great, one eye's going that way, the other eye's going to fucking Toledo.

Why the fuck... Well, this shit was really good last night. I don't know.

The shit I got here for you today, and I pay you for, is even better.

I guarantee you, you cannot pick up a woman as good-looking as the one that I

got you. All right, I'm sorry. I need the fucking money. I'll do my fucking

job.

No pun intended with the fucking.

You know, we are professionals. I give you money.

Think about that the night before, okay, J.D.? Look, I've hired you before.

You're not a bad guy.

Think about it the night before, though. I pay you money to look good also, not

just for wood, okay?

Okay, all right. Don't do this again. All right. Now, whatever you got to do,

you better clean yourself up. Okay.

This guy was so bad. I really don't want to work with him again.

I hear he's not even that clean.

Oh, my God, he was smelling.

Oh, that's disgusting. Did you tell him to take a shower?

Of course I did.

I don't know if he did or not.

It's like you can never find a son of a bitch on the set.

That's so gross. That's so gross.

He was sweating all over me while we were shooting.

Oh, yuck. I hate that.

Look at your nipples. They're all hard. Are you cold?

Yeah. Now I'm getting excited for you.

It's so nice to have a pair of real breasts in here. I hate spending all

morning covering scars.

Well, why would you want to have all that plastic in you, you know? I know.

I know. It makes no sense. I mean, what are they going to do when they're 60

when it's just tube socks with oranges on them?

point down to your knee.

I was always thinking, I was like, if aliens ever come and find all the, you

know, women in the castles with the plastic sacks on their chest.

I was like, what was this? A little extra added oomph. Where did that come

from? I'm going to have to put more glue on here now. Hold on.

Where's Drew?

She's been doing her gross stuff.

Um, do you want to use strokes?

No, I don't want to bother her.

He's, uh, at UC HMI.

What are we gonna do with the baby?

I don't know.

Didn't see Nancy this morning. Where is she today?

She's gone.

What do you mean, gone?

You'll fucking believe it. That really crappy rock band that she manages, they

actually booked with Polygram Records in New York.

No shit.

You'll fucking believe it.

You know her boyfriend's story?

Yeah. Well, it was all made up.

She just didn't want to do you. That's... You're gonna ruin my fucking

day. Is that it?

By the way, I did her.

She was real good, you know.

You want to lose your job?

You wanna get it on?

On guard.

Shit,

we gotta do some work.

Drew!

What?

You coming on the set or what? I'm getting ready!

Alright.

J.D.'s not here yet. Where the hell is he?

I don't know. He was supposed to be on the set.

Well, go get him.

J.D.!

Well, that was great. I could have done that.

It was fucking great. I'll take pictures of the floor.

Hey, yeah, what's up?

Glad you could make it. Great. Okay, let's get some work done.

I'm sorry.

Give me the jacket.

Lose that.

A little shiny.

Fix it.

Fix it, fix it, fix it.

Make me look pretty.

Tina, you got any ideas what we can do with it?

We can't use the clothes.

Might as well just start them naked.

Yeah, JD, lose the clothes. Get some wood.

All right.

Thank you. Thank you.

Why don't you just do

my

fucking job

Relax, okay? You're the shot. Okay. So you have to stay beautiful. Don't get

upset. Okay. You get some fucking wood. And don't fucking bother her.

I'm trying to get some fucking wood. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll take

care of this. Come on.

Come here. Pull your pants up, sweetie.

Let's go.

Come on in.

Okay.

Turn around this way.

Now, pull your pants down.

All right.

I'm going to need to see this in the light.

Okay.

Let's see what we have here.

Okay. Oh, excellent. Right there. Right in between the veins.

Perfect.

Look, I'm sorry.

He's usually... Same shit, Jim. It's the same shit every fucking time on the set.

You know, it's like last time I was like that, and he was gross.

Don't get upset about that, though, okay? Okay.

You're the shot.

Do you think I'm favoring him?

I know this is a prop.

I know that.

It's just a skin prop. You're the one who has to still look pretty, so just

relax. You need anything?

No, I'm fine. You sure? Want some coffee?

There you go.

You're ready. They're waiting for you on the set. Let's go

Go to reverse doggy.

Reverse cowgirl.

Feel it.

That's it.

Don't move.

Have a seat here and go down.

I sit there?

Exactly.

Nice.

I think you're better, Michael.

Beautiful.

Close your eyes, Eddie.

Right. Okay, angle your face a little bit towards me. I can't see it. Right. I

can see the zipper on his hand.

Well, so what? What, you got something against zippers? Or were you, like,

annoying somebody from the zipper file? What, are you looking at a zipper? Look

at that ass, and you're looking at a zipper. Come on. Take your apartment,

baby. Take your apartment.

Go for that same look you had. That was beautiful. My crew just doesn't know

what's going on.

He just stuck his tongue out at me.

Well, that's because he wants to do it.

He's my assistant. You think I hire him because he's stupid?

He's a great pop, too. Just ask Tina.

How would you know?

I know.

Tina, please stop talking about my sex life.

Well, in this short conversation... All right.

Okay,

now we can laugh, but you can't. You've got to pop.

Come on. It's blowjob time. Come on, sweetheart.

I'm trying to get out of this.

What, do you want a blowjob or not? I'm doing you a favor. Well, I'm not going

to give it to you. See?

Oh great, I got a blowjob with my assistant in the background.

What? I don't care about the light and that thing. Or suck his dick.

Hey, you don't bitch at my assistant. I bitch at my assistant, okay?

Let's get straight into this thing.

Well, I'll tell you what then. When I lose my wood, then you... You fucking

ain't got shit.

I've been fucking concentrating on me because I'm not going to sit here and

suck this motherfucker for another hour. Dead serious. Get to work. Now it looks

good. Good. Get into it. Get into it.

All right. Let's go to another position.

Doggy right there.

Right there.

In.

You're going to cheat a little bit this way because I don't want to look at your

ass. I want to look at hers.

Let's see an insertion. We've got to get a photo of that.

Tina, can I help? Hold her up. Hold her up. Hold her up.

There you go. There you go.

All right. Well, we lost the hornet.

Yeah, we did.

Yeah, we did.

Oh, shit.

All we need is close-ups. Michael, once you're feeling it.

We just need close-ups. That's all.

Yeah. All right. You okay with that, sweetheart?

Yes. All right.

Let's get the dog down.

Come on, sweetie, while we're waiting.

Do you want to test me out?

No, no, these are close-ups.

These are close-ups, Mike.

Tina, these are close-ups. We're not looking at her face. We're looking at

the other end.

Okay. Thank you.

All right.

Yeah, Tina, you might want to brace the couch.

I know, I know, I know.

Hang on, I just need a couple seconds of this to

get good.

You can't give me that.

Anything for me, Jim.

That's why I love her.

You're a bitch, but you're worth it.

You're a bitch, but... That's what they say.

You ready?

Yeah.

That was smooth.

That was very smooth.

Watch the couch now. We're going back.

Okay. Nice.

Okay, just go for it.

There you go.

There it is.

Oh, I like it.

That's it. Right.

Same thing. Michael's holding the one leg and Tina's got the other.

Okay. We've got some good shots here.

I'm pushing you off.

Stop that.

I'm pushing you off.

Why would you do a thing like that? I don't know.

sofa that's so soft, you know. I know.

Good. Go for it, guys. Go for it.

Tina, reach in and open up her pussy for me. Real wide. Real wide.

Good. Real wide.

Beautiful. Nice.

We'll lose the hands totally, wouldn't we?

What am I supposed to learn?

I can't watch this porno shit anymore, guys. I'm sorry.

Whoever wanted the porno shit on to begin with?

Michael. No.

I'm just in the mood for cartoons or something.

Well, he had to change it, because I haven't touched the rock in a long

while. Neither of you is the king of remotes. I know. It's like his second

penis or something. It was born in his right hand.

Did you pay the cable? Just like his penis.

Did you pay cable?

Do we get the channels?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Nobody pays attention to the TV but you, Michael.

I mean, I pay the bill. What have we got in the goddamn thing? Are we getting

cable or what are we getting? I don't even know.

I know. That was the secretary's job.

Yeah, it would have made things easier.

You know I'm not good with numbers.

We should do, like, a water layout.

This looks really cool upside down.

Well, if you guys think I drooled fine, you guys can just take over the remote.

Hi!

It's so good to see you!

Hey! Hey, how's it going? Well, dealing for New York seemed that I wanted to

stop by.

The checks and the mail you should get before you go to New York. Oh, no,

that's not what I'm here for.

Come on, move over.

I think all the time she wasted.

We're preserving her freedom.

Ugh.

Yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

You're going to come out with a big cock.

I'm going to come out with a big cock.

Come here.

Come here.

Right. It does look pretty good on her. What do you think of the eyes?

Mm-hmm. She's got two of them.

She's got no shit, Sherlock.

Hey, the way she was fucking, I thought she had them on the back of her head,

too. She knew what she was doing.

Okay, a little bit there.

You're done.

Thanks.

So, uh, Nancy, when are you going to New York?

Oh, we fly out tomorrow.

Listen...

I know if you guys want to come down.

See, my band's playing tonight.

Down on, uh, Sunset.

Well, I'll go.

Band guys, all right.

On Sunset, huh?

Where? At the Bell River. You know, across from the lab.

Ooh, I like that place.

You want to go, Michael? Wild.

Sure.

All right.

What time are they playing?

At 10. That's if they start on time. Yeah. You know.

So if we leave soon, we can get there on time. What kind of music was that

anyways?

Whatever you want to call it.

Does it really matter?

Dung rock?

Well, if you want to go, we should get going. Can we stop for a bite to eat on

the way?

Fuck you.

It's your pussy. That's what we'll do. Oh, shut up. I hope I can wear this.

Oh, like you'd ever care.

Please, you always wear the same thing.

So can we eat or, you know, let's go. Let's go, guys. Rock and roll.

I'm hungry.

Hey, where's my fucking ear? And you fucked it off with me.

What, did you guys swallow it?

I ate it.

Put it on my dick, bitch.

You say you wanna buy me a diamond ring And take me on a cruise

to Morocco But ain't mean much to me, no boy

Ain't what I want from you You take

me out at night to your fancy function To show me your brow like a

Barbie doll

Don't care about your high jet connections.

Ain't gonna fall for that.

All I need is...