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We're here.

Bring me its egg.

Don't worry,

Daddy will protect you.

Hello.

Hello, my little angel. Are you okay?

- Did you have fun with Dad? - Look,

he won a teddy bear for you, and he drew us

some beautiful pictures. Look.

Oh yes, that's...

Wow!

Alright, your drawings are getting

better and better, it's really...

beautiful, very beautiful.

Alright, come on, let's go brush your teeth

- and put on your pajamas. - Oh no!

Oh yes!

Come on, hurry up.

I'm coming.

Bringing him back at 8 PM when he has school tomorrow!

I only get to see him on the weekends!

Keep this up and you won't get to see him at all.

And this,

is because you stuck that thing on my car door.

If you hadn't crashed into the bushes...

Mom?

I know what I want

for my birthday.

I want all three of us to do it together.

- WE'D LOVE TO, SWEETHEART. - Tonight,

can I sleep with the lights on? I'm scared.

Yes, of course you can.

He's scared because of you!

What?

Well... I don't know!

Did you see what you packed in his bag?

A first aid kit, a blood pressure monitor...

So what?

And a venom extractor! Who does that?

Any mother would.

But not for a trip to the park.

Whose is this? Are we done? Have you found someone new already?

- You certainly didn't waste any time. - Can you just stop?

- Who's the lucky guy? - A colleague from the animal shelter?

Maybe the plumber left it behind.

He's here, isn't he? Where is he?

You're being ridiculous.

If you don't want to tell me, fine, whatever.

I'll find him myself, this plumber of yours.

Are we seriously doing this?

That was a gift from your mother.

- Right. - Mmh.

So,

where is he?

Where is he?

Where is he?

Where is he?

He's lucky I didn't run into him.

When I see that after such a short time,

you could already replace me,

I tell myself that in the end, I haven't lost anything at all.

Bye, Tess.

BYE DAD!

We love you so, so, so much.

They love me.

Fear.

Joy.

- Anger. - Unhappiness!

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

- Are you serious? - Everything went exactly as expected.

- BYE DAD! - We love you...

so, so, so, so much. Let's go inside.

Guess who, Mr. Ticoule?

I don't know... Stéphane?

- You do this to me every morning. - Yeah, that's true.

- Next time, I'll disguise my voice. - Deal.

It's a mess in here.

Yeah, I'm sleeping here now.

I have so much work to do. Coffee?

Oh yes, that'd be great.

Ticoule,

the boss wants to see you.

- Sit down. - Did you call for me, Mr. Malone?

Is there an issue with the financial report?

It was right here at the Zoo'Nimaux park, owned by Jeffrey Malone,

who is suspected of throwing one of his competitors to his hyenas,

that a man allegedly broke into the zoo premises.

In a drunken state,

he accidentally caused a short circuit

that threw open the animal enclosures.

Panic quickly spread throughout the village,

as these images show.

According to a man present at the park

who encountered a hippopotamus.

- Did the animal attack? - No, but I'd rather it had.

Hippos are very affectionate during their mating season.

Coming up next,

- the weather forecast... - You see this,

this guy? He was supposed to do a job

for me.

I'm truly very sorry.

- I don't know how to make it up to you. - I do.

You're going to replace him.

But what exactly was the job he was supposed to do?

A cruise in South America.

- Uh, what's the catch? - And bring me back

a package. Traveling by sea means fewer checks than flying.

Yep, there's the catch.

You leave next week.

- Next week? - No, I can't.

I'm sorry, sir. Because it's my son's

birthday, we promised we'd do it together,

it's really complicated.

Not a problem.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Wait, wait!

No, I'll do it.

I'll do it, I'll do it.

There's one rule:

never open that package.

You go with your wife

and your son.

You'll just look like ordinary tourists.

Not a problem.

Just let me out.

Ah, they're coming!

Whatever you want!

I'm begging you!

Don't let me down.

- A cruise in South America. - I got a great deal

from the union. You'd think that... Well.

Is this a joke?

- Not at all. - Léo, would you be happy if we went on

- vacation for your birthday? - That would be amazing!

But on the condition that you promise

- not to fight. - I promise you.

I'm willing to try. What about you, Tess?

Yes!

Yes, that's wonderful. It's a good idea.

- Great. - Come on,

- go play on the swings, honey. - I'm going to have

a great vacation.

Aren't you coming with us?

Are you coming to play

- with me? - Yes, Mommy's coming.

I'm not sleeping in the same bed as you.

I'd rather sleep on the doormat, it's less irritating to look at.

What's the most important thing? Isn't it that our son is happy?

Oh my God!

It wasn't me! I'm innocent!

Smuggler or victim?

This French citizen, a good father,

was just sentenced to 30 years

in prison in a Mexican jail

for transporting a package that he claims he didn't know the contents of.

- Hello? - Hello there.

This is NRJ radio. We're giving you a two-week dream vacation

on a cruise between South America and France

if you can answer one question correctly.

- What is your favorite radio station? - RTL.

Uh... Are you sure?

This is NRJ calling to ask you

- what your favorite radio station is. - I know exactly what I'm saying, it's RTL.

I know what I'm saying, trust me.

Well, you're in luck, because here at NRJ,

our favorite radio station is also RTL. You've won a two-week dream vacation.

Really?

I'm so lucky we have the same taste.

We'll send all the details to your phone. Bye!

Welcome to Palombia International Airport.

Thank you for traveling with us...

Excuse me, please!

Could you hold this red bag for a second?

Excuse me.

Thank you.

I recognize you.

You used to sing in the group.

To Be Dos, with Juanito.

It's possible.

- I didn't dare ask you. - Don't worry about it,

- I'm used to it. - Oh really?

Can I get Juanito's autograph,

please. His solo career is really impressive.

He's sold a lot of records.

Boh... Did I say something wrong?

Stéphane?

- Mr. Ticoule? - But...

- What a coincidence! - What are you doing here?

- A crazy story. - I won a CFC cruise

thanks to RTL.

- Are you kidding me? - No.

I'm on that cruise too.

No way?

- Yes. - Want to share a taxi?

Yes, I'd love to.

I'm with my family. Tess, Léo!

- Stéphane, my colleague. - Hello, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - You look even better in person

- than in pictures. - Where have you seen pictures of me?

At the office, on the doormat.

- I'm going to get a luggage cart, I'll be right back. - Okay.

- I just landed. Where to now? - I'll send you the GPS coordinates.

At the gas station bathroom.

The contact is waiting for you there with the package.

He has a tattoo on his left arm.

Alright.

Hold on, hold on.

Why isn't there a limousine picking me up?

Alright. So how am I supposed to get to the ship then?

- Can we stop at a gas station? - Yes, sir.

I need to use the restroom and buy some drinks.

I'm allergic to mosquitoes.

- I can't afford to get bitten. - That bothers me more than that fishing rod.

Why bring it along?

Because we're going on a boat.

It's a cruise ship.

I brought a long fishing rod.

"Spa".

And you, are you a masseuse?

- No, it's the SPA (Animal Shelter). - For animals.

You massage animals?

Oh, hi! Hi!

Could you take a picture of us?

Oh, thank you so much.

- Sure. - Yes, please.

- Say cheese. - No, no, no, no, no.

Take one with my husband too.

Yes, of course. Sure.

Great!

- Alright, thanks. - Wait, wait, please.

One more, just one more.

With a friend.

The contact is waiting for you there with the package.

He has a tattoo on his left arm.

Hi.

Hello.

I'm David.

Where's the money?

Ah yes, of course.

No way... smoking

in a gas station...

People

are really too stupid.

What? I don't understand.

"Hand over the bag."

- The bag? - No, please, don't take the bag.

He's going to blow everything up.

Is anyone there?

"Open the suitcase, lift it up!"

Wait, we can negotiate.

"Put the bag on the ground."

Here. Thanks.

"Damn it, my gun!"

We have to go,

it's dangerous!

"No, the bag!"

- Hurry up! - Go, right now.

"Don't start the car!"

Hold on tight!

It's getting closer!

We're going to burn to a crisp.

Don't worry.

There's water!

It's stuck. It's stuck.

Hurry up.

Come on, come on, open up!

- Quick. - Hurry!

I'm stuck!

Come on, get out!

Sorry.

Too bad about your bag. It's the only thing

- I couldn't save. - It's okay.

It's nothing.

- Come on, are you coming? - There's a taxi over there.

- I'm here. - Raymond!

- Yes, the Renaissance ship. - Raymond!

- Well, I'm off. - Raymond!

How was your trip?

Hélène. Nice to meet you.

I'll be filming you on the cruise for season 3

of Extreme Customs.

Sorry, I brought a bit too much stuff.

Looks heavy indeed.

Excuse me.

- Hello. - Pardon me.

Here, excuse me, pardon. Hello sir.

Hi.

You are?

Is that okay?

Is that enough?

Let's go.

Well, looks like they don't have TVs here.

Protest Yes, alright, come on.

I was here first. This is my spot.

- Hello sir. - Hello sir. What is your name?

Stéphane.

Last name.

Oh, my name really is Stéphane.

What do you mean "no"?

Hand over your passport.

You're going to be inspected.

- Hello sir. - Hello sir.

Put your bag down. Thanks.

Carlos! Carlos, come here.

Can you follow me, please?

Is there a problem?

- Just a random check. - We'll meet on the ship.

Alright?

Take this to room 216.

Yes?

Ah, here's the star of the ship.

- Nice to meet you, Helmut. - Helmut?

We just received your costume.

Doesn't it look great?

Coco, head of entertainment.

I can't wait to see you on stage.

Welcome to the Renaissance, the combination of luxury

and class. A cruise between South America and France

for a special journey that will leave you with

unforgettable memories.

Renaissance, a dream on the ocean.

Sir?

- Yes? - Did you walk up all 7 flights of stairs?

- Yes. - You can use the elevator

- on the ground floor. - Really?

Thanks.

Well, back down I go.

Uh...

Hm?

Ah!

Do you want to leave your country?

Let me help you.

Are you scared? Don't be scared.

You must be hungry.

Wait.

I have an idea.

Alright.

Come on, come here.

Come here. Get out of the bag, come here.

Come here.

These are chocolate-covered

peanuts. They're very good.

Look.

Super crunchy.

Hide! Hide!

We don't have soap

in the bathroom. Do you have any extra?

- Yes, of course. - Come in, please.

Customs police.

I'll be right out!

You!

"Hijo de Speculoos!"

- Shh! - Don't shush me!

Yes, yes, I'm coming.

I'll be right there.

Yes?

- Stéphane Buisson? - Yes, what's going on?

- We're in big trouble. - Oh, really?

Hey!

Are you almost done?

Excuse me.

Why did you give them your bag?

I mixed up the bags at the airport.

I grabbed his bag instead of mine.

They're both red.

By the way, here's your soap. Oh...

- Ah, Raymond, I have good news. - Oh!

- Were you going to take a shower? - Um, no.

We just received the trailer for season 2.

Watch this.

We filmed for 100 days ordinary people

doing extraordinary jobs.

We follow them on missions,

and also in their private lives.

Surprise!

Thank you, my love. Thank you so much.

Discover the daily lives of these men, who consider teamwork

to be the most important thing.

- Thank you. - You're welcome. Now, put your clothes back on.

And whenever possible,

confiscated items will be distributed to those in need.

Look what

I brought back for you guys; iPhone 15 cases!

You can use them as hats. Big guy,

I have this for you.

That's right, sneakers.

Maybe you even manufactured them yourself.

And the best part,

skiing gear!

Plus, with the discount code

"douanierdelextrême", you'll get 10% off.

Hey, go away.

Your t-shirt is too dirty. You'll ruin the car.

Goodbye, nice man!

Thank you!

EXTREME CUSTOMS OFFICERS!

Alright, this cut isn't the final one.

- Let's hope so. - For season 3,

we need more action

and more drama.

Oh, well perfect timing.

There are rumors of rare animal smuggling on board.

Is that so?

Give me that bag

or I'll beat you up.

Oh, really?

Come on up, I'm waiting.

I didn't expect you to answer like that.

Hello, how are you?

What did you take?

Nothing.

Hold out your hand.

Give me your left hand.

Wait for me!

- You want action? - Keep filming,

- it's going to be epic. - Got it.

Raymond?

Are you okay?

Not really.

Who is that guy

in your closet? A migrant hiding in my suitcase.

Impossible, that's illegal, Stéphane.

- We could go to jail for that. - I know. I wasn't thinking.

I need you to keep this gift for my son

in your room.

- Is he struggling in school? - Stéphane,

it's a surprise.

Don't tell anyone. I'll give it to him when we get back to France.

- Okay? - Okay.

I'll just leave it right here, okay?

Don't tell anyone, Stéphane. Who would we tell?

- No one. - That's right.

Alright. Perfect.

Thanks, Stéphane. We...

What are those blue pills

for? Is it what I think it is? Are you expecting someone?

Huh? No, no, no.

It's because of the sun. I shouldn't have worn these shorts.

Ran out of Biafine cream.

So, the pharmacist told me:

"Take these blue pills."

"That way, the bed sheets won't touch your thighs."

I don't get it.

- Of course. - She also gave me

red pills too.

Those are sleeping pills. When I sleep with someone...

Goodbye, Stéphane.

Sorry, I can't let you stay.

Don't look at me like that.

Stop it.

Alright, you win.

You can stay tonight. But tomorrow, you have to leave.

It'll be fine.

Oh! Hey, I just thought of something.

- This is about your needs. - Huh?

- I have good news and bad news. - Where do you want to start?

Up to you.

You made it onto the ship.

What's the good news?

Sweetheart, are you okay?

You didn't get too sunburned?

It's already 7 PM.

I gave them a heads up that I'd be staying in your room.

- What? What craziness is this? - Tell me about it!

I was nice enough to

sing on this ship.

I get here, and they forgot

to book my room. Thanks for helping out.

It's the least I could do, after what you did for us

- today. - Yeah.

- What are you doing? - Huh?

Do you want something to eat?

"Sono pas mi."

I have some crackers if you want.

Oh, no.

Mr. Ticoule,

there's a bit of a problem with your son's gift.

What's going on?

What is this?

The treasure of Palombia.

The rarest animal in the world.

The Marsupilami.

Heavy breathing.

It's truly a miracle.

To the Palombians,

this is a myth.

To me, it's my whole life.

My mission is to protect it.

Now that we're here,

nothing can happen to you anymore.

I got it! I got it!

Ah yes, sorry.

No, no, no, no!

"Idiot!"

We have to get into that room.

- How? - I'm no thief.

Use your key, it's your room.

Look, your ex-wife's stuff is in there.

Oh, no...

- He's not very smart, is he. - Yeah.

- Shh. - Shh.

Mom!

- Are you hurt? - No, I'm fine.

What about you?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Is everything alright?

- You two came at the right time. - Can you help me set this wardrobe back up?

You okay?

Come here.

David?

Dad?

Why are you hiding in there?

What

is moving

under your shirt?

Uh...

Happy birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LÉO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Go on,

give him his present.

Huh?

Well, his present.

- Oh. - Go on.

Happy birthday, sweetie.

Don't say anything, animals aren't allowed on the ship.

But I wanted a game console.

You're giving him

a wild animal?

Are you sure it's not dangerous?

It's just a baby, it's fine.

What kind is it?

Don't you recognize it?

- No. - Well of course, it's a...

- Bibi! - It's a...

A cat.

A Palombian cat.

With a very long tail.

Around here they call it a long-tailed cat.

Excuse me, who are you two?

- He snuck onto the ship illegally. - But he's not dangerous.

He's very pitiful, wants to escape his country.

"Es no la veridad."

No, listen. I,

I won't say anything about the cat.

But please, let me keep him.

Let's go give him a bath.

"Que toilette?"

"Lachamete, por favor!"

- We'll use bubble bath. - Bubble bath?

I wanted a game console.

Bibi!

- Does it like this? - It likes all kinds of fruit.

Kidnapping an animal

just to give it as a gift...

Hey, is your son okay? No problems?

Why are you two on this ship?

What's the truth, huh?

I'm here to right my wrongs.

I'm the only one who knows where its nest is,

thanks to the map I drew myself.

It was stolen from me by bandidos!

Its place is in the jungle, not in an apartment.

- An apartment? - Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, of course, you're right.

It really was a bad idea.

But maybe you could help me get it back. Since I

gave it to my son, it's quite a delicate situation.

I don't want to make him sad. I'm his father.

Alright.

As soon as we approach the coast, I'll go to your room and get it back.

Just tell the kid it ran away... A little lie.

- You're the expert. - Right, perfect. Let's do that.

But how do we transport it?

It might be very restless.

- Not a problem. - Stéphane Buisson.

He has sleeping pills.

- Bingo! - Alright!

If this animal is so important to you, why not call the police?

It's highly sought after by many people. That would only put it in danger.

"Capichos?"

From now on,

no one must know about its presence here.

No one.

- Hello everyone! - I just made a new friend.

It's so adorable.

Don't forget to like the video

if you think it's cute. Or share it.

- Ready, Bibi? - Bibi!

Oh, sorry!

- Bibi! - Oh!

It's an internet sensation!

As a birthday gift for his wife, an Arab man is willing to pay you

a million dollars if you bring him that animal.

I don't know what you're planning to do,

but I'm going hunting.

- How much is the guy at the zoo paying us again? - 10,000.

Alright, let's head back.

Done, I got...

- Are you crazy! - Léo is afraid of everything

and you give him a monkey?

Are you kidding?

That's not a cat.

Couldn't you find an orangutan?

He already has your mother.

And if you're not happy,

go find your new lover.

I don't have a lover.

Don't treat me like an idiot.

I saw him, he was hiding in the closet.

I didn't fight him

because Léo was there.

He was hiding in my closet?

Why didn't you say anything?

We were just broken into.

I can't believe it, you thought the burglar was my lover?

It really was a bad idea to

- come together. - I think so too. - Just like Léo's present.

Couldn't you buy him a book?

He looked very happy.

- No, he wasn't happy at all. - He wanted a game console.

You wanted to do something original...

Bibi!

Leave me alone, I want to be by myself.

Leave me alone, I told you!

Stay still.

No, stop!

What's going on?

He's drinking the shower gel!

Wow!

Get down!

Are you serious?

You didn't mean to.

It's too high.

I can't reach it.

You can use the stool.

But I can't do it,

come help me.

- Yes, of course. - I'm coming.

Alright, caught him!

That's toilet water.

Oh, does that amuse you?

And this, does this amuse you? How about it?

And this too, does it amuse you? How is it?

What are you doing with that?

Oh, you want war? You want war?

It wasn't me!

- Oh really? - It's not your fault!

It's not your fault either.

Léo, jump on me!

Are you crazy?

It wasn't me, it was him.

Go to bed.

Whoever laughs first gets flicked on the ear.

Understand? Go.

You laughed, you lose.

Bibi!

Are you nuts?

- Jump! Jump! Jump! - Come on, hurry up!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yeah!

- Let's go! - Come on, pull!

Cheer for Mommy!

Alright! Alright!

Bibi!

Bibi!

- Who is it? - I don't know.

It's okay. Shall we keep playing?

- Truth or Dare? - DARE!

Raymond, feeling better?

Yes. I can move my legs more now.

Oh, that's great.

Raymond?

Raymond, over here.

I just found this thing

- that I've never seen before. - Roll-on deodorant?

No. It's him.

This is our exotic animal.

With this, we can make something happen.

If we find the kid,

we find the animal.

Do you know what this is?

This is my favorite manga:

Dragon Ball.

And this is Goku.

When he gets angry, he has

spiky blond hair, just like you.

When he wants to fight, a big fireball

shoots out of his hands, like this.

I've tried it, but it doesn't work.

And these are the 7 Dragon Balls.

When you collect them all,

a giant dragon appears.

And you can wish for anything.

I know exactly what I would wish for.

Open the door.

What are you doing?

More comic books...

Hide Bibi and come down for breakfast with your mom.

Hide Bibi. Hurry up, hide him.

- Wait for me here, I'll be right back. - Done.

- Ah, hi Stéphane. - I'm here for Léo's birthday.

- Really? - Yes.

You didn't have to do that.

By the way, Léo is 6 years old.

This is for 6-month-olds.

- See you later, Dad. - See you later, buddy.

Well, aren't you going to give it to him?

Hmph!

What are you doing? You can't drink that!

No!

Stop it right now, I told you! Get down from there.

Stand still.

Stand still!

Guess who, Mr. Malone.

- Ticoule! - Oh no,

wrong guess. It's Stéphane Buisson.

- Buisson? - What the hell are you doing there?

- Were you the one who opened the package? - What are you talking about?

- Don't play dumb with me! - What's going on?

I'm talking about the thing you secretly brought back.

The little creature with big eyes, a big nose

- and a whipping tail. - Is that so?

- Be careful. - Even though it looks very cute,

it can be very dangerous.

- What do you want me to do? - Take it down, if necessary!

We're wrapping up the experiments on the lynx.

Everything is going well.

- Do something! - It's out of control.

- That's absurd! - Calm down!

It's tearing the room apart!

I have a solution.

What is it?

A piranha.

It eats piranhas?

That'll calm it down.

Great!

So where do we find a piranha?

I see plenty of them in the tank.

How do we catch one?

I don't even have a fishing rod.

And he's the only one who managed to catch a piranha?

He wouldn't let me borrow his fishing rod.

Why did he

smash his guitar on me?

"Baldy!"

Do you know how much that's worth? It's the guitar from my 2004 tour.

Worry about dealing with

your weight problem.

I haven't gained a single pound in 20 years.

My back just hurts.

There are too many people, we'll never pull this off.

We're going to get caught.

We need to create a distraction.

I think I have an idea.

I'm not climbing up there.

Where are you guys planning to sleep?

Are you okay, sweetheart?

He's well protected from

the harsh sun under there.

Good.

Attention everyone.

Please step closer to watch

our flyboard performance.

With the help of a controller, our expert

will send Ricky Salsa flying into the air

thanks to the jet engines on his feet. Let's give him a round of applause!

Let's go! Alright!

Where is he?

There he is!

He's nowhere to be seen.

I swear to you,

I don't understand what happened.

I was playing like usual. I went: "Here he is,

"now he's gone"...

Ah, he's back.

Oh, I'm sorry!

- Do something! - It's eating me alive!

I'll handle this!

Help me!

Alright, it's fine, you can help me test the sound now.

- We can continue the report. - About what?

The extreme customs officers.

Ah. If you guys want to boost your ratings,

just film me, I don't mind.

No, thanks,

we don't have time. We have to find a yellow monkey.

With black spots?

If I tell you guys who has the monkey,

will you do a report on my upcoming album?

- Is my Bibi okay? - Hey, look, I have fresh fish.

- Hello? - Hello, Ticoule?

- Yes. - It's time.

I'm going to take back the Marsupilami tonight.

And I'll take it back to Palombia. Got it?

Alright.

Wait. Bibi, you see this, this is my favorite photo.

That's when my mom and dad,

were still in love.

Right before Dad did another

stupid thing.

- Yes, honey? - Hi sweetheart.

Reassure me, you remembered Léo's performance, right?

Of course.

Come here, champion.

Or else your mother is going to kill me. Come on, let's go.

Great.

Are you okay? Did the performance go well?

Dad is really sorry that he couldn't make it.

I suggest we don't say anything to Mom, okay? This is just between us guys.

I think Mommy is calling me.

- Hello? - Did you find him?

- Yes, I found him, of course. - He's right in... front of me.

You know what? I'll call you back later.

Why didn't you tell me anything?

But... what?

Kidnapping alert.

A child has been kidnapped.

Kidnapping alert from the Department of Justice.

Since Dad didn't show up,

I was walking home and got lost.

A nice man offered to take me home.

The problem with Martine is always like this.

You give her a hand,

she'll want the whole arm.

- Sir? - You're absolutely right, kid.

Let's take the subway, it's safer.

- Tram or car? - This driver hesitated before choosing...

both. He quickly pointed out

a man named Jean-Luc as the culprit for the accident.

Mom never forgave him.

Mom said he only ever thought about himself.

You don't know your parents,

Bibi, but don't worry, I'm here for you now.

Dad, do you think someday

we can return Bibi to his family?

Uh... Yes, definitely.

Do you promise me?

I promise you, okay.

Bibi, I'm going to eat, but don't worry, I'll be back soon.

Your turn!

Perdidas, perdidas, perdidas.

- Add a little more gel. - This is the 5th time today.

I'm not made of sugar, you know.

That's what your father used to say to your mother when he was still around.

But since you were never around.

If you wanted to, you wouldn't have rejected my marriage proposal.

It's completely irrelevant. My name is Tess, your name is Ticoule.

- So what? - Just try to imagine

the look on the priest's face.

I'll be right back.

Everyone can go into the room.

- Have you taken your sleeping pills? - Yes.

- Good. - Ticoule,

I misjudged you.

You're a wonderful person. Truly.

- No, don't think that. - What?

I don't spend enough time with my family.

Be careful with that, Ticoule.

My father abandoned us

overnight.

He won the lottery, bought a plane, a house in France, a motorcycle,

and a bunch of HDMI cables too... I still don't understand why.

My mother raised us all by herself with all her strength.

How long ago was that?

Just last year.

- Helmut! Are you mocking me? - I've been looking for you.

- Why? - Are you serious? It's almost your turn.

Come on, hurry up! This is your moment. Did you practice your routine?

Here you go.

Sleep tight.

Then we'll take you home.

Where is Ticoule?

- Ticoule? - Where's the monster?

Wait. I'm sorry.

- The camera battery died. - Really?

What do we do now?

- Well, we have to start over. - Oh.

- Sorry about that. - Alright.

- "Que pasamento?" (What's going on?) - Nothing. Stay exactly like that, you're perfect.

Don't move, okay?

Ready?

- Did you change the battery? - Action!

Where is Ticoule?

Where's the monster?

"Que bestiole?" (What monster?)

Alright, did everyone get that shot?

- Great. Awesome. - Hey, you know what?

Turn off the camera.

Can you take a picture of me

for my personal memories?

"Castagnetas." (Castanets)

You chose the wrong day.

Bibi!

There you are...

Now, what you've all been waiting for.

And some people came from all over the world just to witness this.

Applause, let's hear it for Falky!

- Yeah! - Come on, clap your hands

even you Scottish folks!

- Falky is your friend. - FALKY! FALKY!

FALKY! FALKY!

FALKY! FALKY!

FALKY! FALKY!

FALKY! FALKY!

Damn it!

Bibi! Bibi!

Ticoule!

Raymond!

Oh, calm down!

- I missed everything! - Can you guys do that again?

Move away!

It stings my eyes a bit, but it's fine.

"Stopado! Stopado, Bibi!" (Stop! Stop it, Bibi!)

"Stopado!" (Stop!)

Thank you.

What about the sleeping pills?

I gave them to him!

I gave him

two pills!

- Two sleeping pills! - Those weren't sleeping pills.

Then what are they, if not sleeping pills?

They're not meant for that.

What?

Bibi!

Why is he unconscious?

I saw him being dragged away by a customs officer.

What happened to his tail?

Hey, you!

Give me that animal!

Give me that animal,

right now!

Give him that animal,

right now.

No, I don't think so.

Let me go!

Alright.

Okay?

- Is the wax too hot? - It's fine.

Mom?

It's okay.

I'm sorry, sweetie!

I'm sorry. How is your head?

Mommy didn't mean it. Let me get you some ice.

Hello?

Yes, customs police here.

I have a few questions about one of your employees.

David Ticoule.

I'm listening.

He's involved in an animal trafficking ring.

We can work something out between reasonable people.

But that's called bribery, sir.

- Don't be so tense. - I'm interested, keep talking.

Listen to me.

- Yes? - Bring that animal back to me,

- arrest David Ticoule. - Sure. Then what?

Come see me at the zoo and I will be generous.

- Generous? - How generous?

We did it!

- We did it! - The elevator is going down.

High five!

Give me the Marsupilami.

Are you serious?

I have no other choice. I have to take it back.

France.

Don't force me to use violence.

I should have seen this coming.

Trusting someone who betrayed their own family...

Let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

- Where are we? - Shh!

Don't make a sound.

We've just been attacked by pirates.

- Really? - Yes.

- I'm all wet. - You got stung by a jellyfish.

So what?

You'll have to thank me if it doesn't burn anymore. Mmh?

What?

Oh, Captain!

Captain! Have you heard the news?

There's a hostage situation.

Well, of course I know!

What are you going to do?

You guys stay hidden.

As for me, I will apply the appropriate protocol.

But what is that protocol?

- This is the port of Étretat. - Answer me.

Change course immediately. You are getting too close to shore.

- "Dousamente!" - Siéntate.

I'll try a different approach.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Listen.

You guys leave the ship,

and I'll give you tickets to my concert

- in Jouy-en-Josas. - Stop it, let me handle this.

Come on, over here.

Ricky Salsa.

What a reunion.

- Do we know each other? - How many letters

did I send you back in the day!

- And never got a reply. - Sorry, but I receive...

Sing!

What?

You are going to sing and dance for me.

Like a private performance?

Yeah, exactly.

Alright.

We are looking for an animal,

yellow,

with black spots.

We know it's on this ship.

We will throw passengers

overboard...

until we find it.

What is going on?

I feel its tail in my sleeve.

I think it's dreaming.

If anyone has information about this animal, raise your hand.

Hey kid,

do you know where it is?

No.

You were just raising your hand.

I mean I don't know where it is.

Come here.

Why me?

Come here.

Do you know where it is, huh?

Salgáis.

Ah!

It wasn't me.

It wasn't me. It wasn't...

Are you okay?

Are you guys having a good time?

Because...

It wasn't me.

Trying to play hero?

Bring the kid over here.

- Don't touch him. - DÉJALO!

Either tell me where it is,

or I'll throw this kid into the water.

What's this now?

I'm warning you,

if you

so much as touch a single hair...

Oh, sorry kid!

That's enough, he won't say anything.

Kill him.

Go ahead and shoot.

I don't care.

I will never betray it.

Anyway, gentlemen,

I hid it so well

you will never find it.

Never.

Bibi!

There it is, our million dollars.

- Don't touch Bibi! - Move away.

Leave him alone!

Kid, you still don't understand what I just said.

Beat them up, Bibi.

Catch that animal.

Now it's our turn.

Yeah, Bibi!

Bibi!

My card...

My card.

Bibi, you're the best.

What's the matter?

Not feeling well?

No, no!

Are you crazy!

Why are you doing that?

This animal does not belong here.

It just saved

- our lives! - If it wasn't for it,

the pirates wouldn't have come here.

What are you going to do with it?

- This beast attacked me. - It has to be put down.

- What? - No!

- Stop! - It could give you an injection too.

You don't have the right!

I am a customs officer.

- No! - You don't have the right!

Wait.

Call off the deal.

You never said you wanted to kill it.

Let's start by saving your career.

Blame the smuggler who brought it aboard

illegally on this ship

- to deliver it to the zoo. - What smuggler?

This smuggler. Arrest him.

Dad?

David?

I'm sorry, I have no other choice.

But that's my birthday present!

Tell them, Dad.

Dad!

Take him away.

Tess, believe me!

It's not my fault!

Léo, I'm sorry.

- I'll explain it to you, I promise. - Let's go.

I can't believe he lied to us.

He's the mastermind.

He's there!

Don't move!

No!

Ticoule, wait!

They're going to put Marsu down.

This is all your fault!

- I will never forgive you! - If I don't bring it back to its owner...

he'll throw us to the hyenas.

And now, I've lost everything.

My son, my family.

Stop whining!

Now follow me.

We're going to rescue the Marsupilami.

How?

That customs officer.

We have to track him down.

If we find him, we can still save Bibi.

The search is still ongoing to find.

Pablito Camaron and David Ticoule.

The latter, a subject familiar to the police,

kidnapped a deaf child at the school gates.

Next up is the economic news.

Here we are.

Your zoo, it's just a front, isn't it?

Something like that.

Thanks to our experiments

on the animals in the zoo, we are developing

pills capable of transferring

the characteristics of different species.

For example, a pill based on

elephant DNA,

is used to enhance memory.

Lynx, to improve eyesight.

Sloth, for hyperactive

children.

- That's amazing. - Indeed.

Do you have pony DNA?

To fix my mane,

- for this hair. - Mmh.

Alright, so what are you going to do with that Marsupilami?

For physical stamina issues, especially those caused by aging.

Alright, let me walk you out.

- It's been a pleasure doing business with you. - Same here.

You pay a lot better than the TV network.

By the way, don't miss season 2 of Extreme Customs Squad.

"Dousamente."

- "Dousamente." - Yes, exactly.

Ah, here he comes.

Ticoule, stay right there!

Drop your weapons!

Come on, let's go!

Hurry up!

Thanks for the help,

- Ricky. - Don't mention it.

If I hadn't been so focused on my career, we wouldn't be in this mess.

It's time to turn the page.

Juanito is better than me.

He has everything.

It's in bad shape.

We have to get it back to Palombia.

- How? - Are we going to walk?

I think I have a way.

My dad.

Ah.

Oh, an old acquaintance. What brings you here?

I need a favor.

Even though you didn't even come to my wedding?

Your wedding?

You abandoned Mom and me!

You won the lottery and had a mid-seventies crisis.

What crisis?

What crisis?

Who's been feeding you that nonsense?

If I left your mother, it was for her own good.

Money had nothing to do with it.

Alright, I'll do it

but only on one condition:

You have to meet your stepmother.

Hold on, let me start a video call.

No, no, no.

Priviet tvoyemu prekrasnomu synu.

Priviet, Pablito!

Priviet!

And your stepsisters too.

WOUHOU, PABLITO!

PABLITO! PABLITO!

PABLITO! PABLITO!

PABLITO!

- PABLITO! PABLITO! - Pablito! Pablito!

PABLITO! PABLITO!

They really don't look alike, you know.

Thanks for stopping by,

- but you can leave now. - Oh no.

I want to help cheer everyone up.

By the way, you have

a very nice tattoo

on your leg.

Those are varicose veins.

Looks awesome.

- David? - Dad?

What are you doing here?

I wanted everyone to have a chance to say goodbye to him.

Bibi!

Was it you

who saved him?

Along with my new friends.

What's this?

Police everywhere.

- David, don't do anything stupid. - It's not too late.

I can still help you get out of this situation.

I made a deal with Raymond

so you wouldn't go to jail

and could go back to a normal life.

David, you have a choice: give me the beast

and go back to your old life,

or refuse and go to prison,

away from your family. Don't make another mistake.

Alright, I've made my choice.

This time, I'm going to make the right decision.

I don't want them to take Bibi away.

You promised me you would return him to his family.

We're going to do just that.

Police, stop right there!

Stop!

Oh, stop!

Oh!

- They're taking the animal away. - Drive.

Come on, straight to the airport.

Damn it.

We need your car.

No, no, no, no!

Hold on tight!

Come with me.

Shoot out the tires.

"Dousamente!"

"Tranquilo!"

Too late,

you idiot! Keep your head down, there's a barricade

up ahead!

- Could you pass me a sugar packet? - Sure, but I'm a bit busy!

Jean-Pierre!

Jean-Pierre!

It's a red light. That's dangerous.

- We aren't going to melt like sugar. - Hold on tight.

- There they are, Mom! - Go after them!

Nicole! Nicole!

♪ Open up, open the birdcage. ♪

♪ Watch them fly, so beautiful. ♪

♪ Children, if you see... ♪

Give it back to me!

See you at the airport.

Ticoule!

Ticoule!

Stop!

Stay right there...

Ticoule!

Stop!

It's over, Ticoule.

You made the wrong choice again.

Could someone please turn off the AC?

We did it, Bibi!

Bibi!

- And that's that! - Is anyone calling...

You'll keep me in mind for Juanito's music video, right?

- Yeah, promise. - Thanks.

What about David?

My dad's not going to make it.

Wait.

Who's there?

It's my dad.

Mierda.

Dad.

- Hijo. - Dad!

Dad! I missed you so much!

Dad!

Can you tell me

- where the altimeter is? - Put your glasses on, Dad!

Stop trying to act so young.

- Don't start with that again. - My vision is perfectly fine.

Let's go.

Dad, are you okay?

Don't leave me here, hey!

Please, don't leave me here!

I'm stuck. What are you guys doing?

But where is Dad?

Dad isn't coming with us.

Why?

Because he loves us very much.

Trying to be a smartass,

you're going to end up like the beasts in a zoo: Behind bars.

What is this?

What are you all doing here?

We have a few questions.

A reporter from Douaniers magazine called about corruption

and animal abuse.

Stéphane,

I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess.

And thank you for your help too.

You're a good man.

Thank you, I'm truly touched by your apology.

But when it comes down to it, the one who's truly responsible isn't you.

It's RTL.

300.

"Stopado."

Right over there.

Houba houba!

Bibi,

there are your parents.

I'm going to miss you so much, Bibi.

Life really is so much better when you're around.

I will never

forget you.

I love you.

Go on, you too.

Go back to your family.

- Go on. - Oh!

I'll miss you.

- Hello? - Hey, it's Juanito.

Listen, even though my solo career is at its peak,

and I'm the sex symbol of an entire generation,

I want to make my next music video with you.

You deserve to be back in the spotlight.

Listen, we...

Yeah, we'll talk later, yeah.

As long as this map exists,

the Marsupilami will always be in danger.

So we have to tear it up.

If we do that,

it means we will never see it again.

Bibi! ```